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[Beautiful] Hello, everyone. I’m Vinida. I’m very happy to be here today. I heard there’s a new comer this year called Hip-hop. He said hip-hop is great this year. I want to be polite. Well, That’s all. Just… It’s okay. I’m really sorry. Hip-hop teacher. I hope you can a good result. I will definitely help you tell the others All the talk-talk actors this year can’t beat hip-hop. Did you watch the program next door? [Yes.] (No) The Rap of 2025. (Yes.) I became a mentor. But it was my first time was about five years ago. during the rehearsal I sat on Jane’s chair. I told myself that one day, sit here. If I can’t, I won’t tell anyone. Fortunately, I became a mentor. My family is very happy. This Mother’s Day, I bought a crystal pendant for my mom. I wanted to buy a necklace. But as a mentor, we can’t give her the necklace just because we are close. Now everyone calls me Rap Wu Zetian. I wrote it to rhyme. My flow Disperse between your bones I’m Wu Zetian, Chinese rap. I didn’t expect you to speak so well. Fortunately, I didn’t rhyme randomly. Just rhyme. There will be a problem. If I write I’ll learn hip-hop. Sai Yu Qian. Our seniority is a mess today. When I saw Mr. Yue Yunpeng, I said, He’s here, brother. He said yes. Sir. Sorry, Mr. Yue. No. After all, our theme today The theme of this scene is… So what? Actually, I’m just on the stage. I’m kind and polite. I’m really good. I’m not a rapper who chokes in front of others. I’m not good at speaking. If others mess with me, I don’t usually refute at the moment. and write an essay. That’s how I am. I never talk when I can. Because if I don’t write it, I’ll suffocate to death. I can have a grudge against him, but I can’t. The breast section. Although I have some experience, I’m still very nervous I’m still very worried. It’s not my profession is not my specialty. But the director said it’s okay. The rest are not professional. Professional all compete on the stage. People always say our rap competition The battle is very fierce. The gunpowder is strong. But I think you are good at making excuses. When you PK, It’s kind of inhumane. Even the young Even the school students Even the old And the disabled. I was scared I was scared. You hit me so hard. As a mentor this year, I really want to help the contestants. Because I know how hard this road is. When I first started to rap, when I was playing rap. My family let me out. They don’t know rap. But they know belongs to the street. At that time, only my mother supported me. When I was young, my family wasn’t very well off. When I said I wanted to learn drawing, my mom lent me money to study. I said I wanted to go to college. My mom worked a few more jobs. Later I said I wanted to rap. My mom is silent. She said you were a rapper. What university? Just kidding. A joke. Actually rappers nowadays are all well-educated. But my mom didn’t understand. She said she could give me two more years. That year, I wrote This is a night with a fragrance. Yes, this song. After it became popular, I saw my mom at home every day. to sing this song. Because all those years, thanks to my mother, thanks to my mom’s help. I’m willing to give her except the necklace. But I think both rap or talk show, The most important thing is your own expression. Say what you want to say. Say it. If I’m not good at speaking, then rap. I hope you can can go up and never go down. If you can make it bigger, think of a way. With my Squad and my team Champion on the stage. I told you to be afraid. I’ll go crazy. Thank you. I’m Vinida. Hello, everyone. I’m Chen Mingfei. I’m now a college student in school. in the dorm of eight students. In order to improve the quality of our dorm we divided it into four small rooms. So our dorm is crowded and the indifference of two rooms. The whole dorm looks at each other. Two or two are tired of each other So cold. In the 301 family group, in our 301 family group. Only group receipts. The key is he didn’t tell me why. No one asked. I thought one day when I was short of money, we didn’t help each other at all. One trash can for each. in a 30 square meters house. eight trash cans. On a street in Shanghai, in Shanghai. One trash can for each. There are always garbage in your room. The dorm keeper said What’s the smell in your room? I said maybe it’s inhumane. The relationship between the two is fine. But they have their own conflicts this semester. My roommate suddenly got infected a gunfight game. As for me, a little immature. I need to sleep. One time, I couldn’t take it anymore. Hey, man. I’m a little mentally weak. Can you let me sleep for an hour? You can continue after I wake up. He said, who will save who will save them for me? I think his brain is like the trash can in our dorm. There are eight. It’s not an alarm clock that wakes me up every day. It’s his AK. In the peaceful era, I was hurt after the war. I tried wearing earplugs. It’s useless Because people in gunfight not only is he loud, but also has One. When things go well, he keeps asking the other side. Are you wrong? When things don’t go well, he’ll say, “Bro, I’m sorry.” I’m sorry. The earplugs will absorb 70% of the volume. When I lie in bed, someone was whispering to me. Are you wrong? I was wrong. I have to reflect on myself every day. The dorm is a little cold and negative emotions. Everyone wants to with relatives and friends. I understand. But I’m from Beijing. I only speak Mandarin. I called them transparent. They said I was encrypted. Even if my roommate sat next to my bed, and scolded me to his parents. I’m not sure if he’s insulting me. Sometimes I can hear my name. It’s totally different from mine. Sometimes I don’t insult my roommate. I just called my friends from my hometown. I forgot my earphones. I opened it. My friend said Chen Mingfei Does your stupid roommate still sing every day? I said my roommate is singing. is not stupid. I often reflected on myself. Why do we get along so badly? I remember when I was young, I was an outgoing who knows everyone well. I remember in elementary school, in order to stop me from talking in class, she would specially in our class are all around me. Guys. Everyone is talkative. They just haven’t met the right person. They were happy every day. The teacher was very unhappy. The teacher would say, “Chen Mingfei.” If you keep talking, stand outside. Guys Stand out alone and call for punishment A group of people go out to stand. That means the class is over early. In primary school, Talk if you don’t want to go to class. You can finish the class as soon as you talk. There will always be good feedback for expressing. You love to express. How did you to this extent? Because there’s no correct feedback for expressing. I remember when I was in middle school, when I was in high school. There was a sexual harassment case. The victim was about my age. I was very angry after reading it. I posted it on my Moments. I said sexual harassment and child fetish should die. My classmates didn’t share their support. and looked at me with sympathy. I was a little embarrassed. But I think it’s worth it. I think we should to express express it bravely and righteously. That’s right. Many netizens think so too. After two months, for two months, This case the rumor. The police said this case was a cactus race. It made me feel very complicated. Because first we can admit he’s not a good guy He’s definitely not a good guy. But you have to admit you wronged the bad guy. That was the first time I felt frustrated. You think you think you’ve helped someone and speak bravely. In the end, you were actually used by him. That’s not good. It’s like Zhao Yun to save Ah Dou. Liu Bei told him this is actually Cao Bo. Zhao Yun bravely took part in kidnapping children. So why does everyone say Zilong has guts all over. Because maybe he didn’t. because I didn’t have a brain. The influence of this incident I want to talk to solve the problem or get closer, I dare not speak. Because I’m afraid I don’t know the whole story. For example, I want to ask my roommate You play gunfight every day. It’s so loud. Isn’t it moral? I was afraid he would say Because when I was 10, I lost a comrade on the battlefield. Sometimes I’m disappointed in myself. One day, I feel You were brave to say social news. Now the dorm is cold and you don’t dare to talk. Just say it in the dorm group. Do you feel we actually don’t get along well? Should we talk more? I regret it after sending it. I’m afraid someone would say because I have autism. I said, I’m a jerk. But luckily no one said that. Because no one cared about me. So I sent a message in the group. It’s very awkward to be ignored. I thought how to let them talk to me. How can I ask them to reply me? I just sent a group receipt. and never tried to communicate again. I still believe everyone doesn’t like to talk. But there will be many people who are disappointed who don’t want to express. We can’t tell we can’t tell whether the 50 hostages are real or not. So sometimes, please forgive the silence around you. Maybe we were talkative people. Thank you. I’m Chen Mingfei. Hello, everyone. I’m Jin Yong. Did you notice? It’s really special. Right? Even his looks are special. Now many viewers say I look like Yoo In-min and Ra’s. A combination version. But I want to look like Luo. I mean comedy. It’s not his face. My most special is my accent. Because I don’t know how to speak Mandarin. You can tell it’s very special. But the hardest part the hardest part is I wrote a lot Polar. I worked so hard A lot. Not in the end. My accent is funny. Besides accent, I have a special identity. from Yunnan. Let me to you. I’m from… Yunnan Province. Honghe. The HaNi tribe came from Qizhou. The Yaoyao clan of Jinping Miao Tribe of Jinping Miao Tribe. So I can speak any ethnic language now. I’m the worst. Mandarin. But I don’t understand the competition is really tiring. Now it’s the third round. The crew hasn’t told me when the minority will get extra points. But a lot of people don’t understand us. If you travel to Yunnan, I know there’s a photo a photographer. It’s called Baby Hari. Princess Hani. I really at the photo studio. There are 70 or 80 HaNi clothes. I’ve never seen any kind of clothes. I knew it. we were so poor before. Our ancestors studied dressing every day. How can we not be poor? Look what other ancestors are studying there. machine guns and cannons. Our ancestors studied 0TD there. So what if what about it? When I was young, I had a very bizarre experience. We have poor conditions. How bad is it? We are a variety show in Hunan. called Transformation. The biggest supplier I almost got paid. The audition directors When they see kids in the mountain area, They all sigh there They say a poor place. Our crew had never fought such a rich battle. We also found that They’re much happier than Columb. We’re more obedient than Indians. When the crew came to us, we didn’t know we don’t know what’s going on. We’re scared. Rumor has it that a group of people came. I don’t know why they are here. Then I heard every time every time. Adults are not in a hurry. nor look for him. The answer is scary. He said if you miss him, He’ll be back in seven days. We were all poor there. We don’t know from the city. Only after the heroine of the city came, I realized the gap of poverty for the first time. Because the protagonist of this city told us he can’t record anymore. It’s too hard. Can you take him to the county to buy something? Give us tips. He said he brought thousands of yuan. Well, You brought so much money. What do your parents eat in the city? After the shooting, the crew said they might pick someone next time. So we started to look forward to it. Since then, once a car from Hunan entered the village, we would think the Transformation You’re picking someone again. Go home and get changed. Everyone wants to be the worst boy in the street. But my sister wants to steal it from me. Don’t steal it from me. You’re an adult. Give it to us kids. My sister said she wanted it. “Happy Female Voice” is also from Hunan Taiwan. When we rushed over we rushed over and found this car to sell betel hammer. He said eating is refreshing. It’s a bit inappropriate in this land. Fortunately, we are poor. We didn’t let him sell anything. Before he left, I even sold him a cart of mushrooms. Maybe it’s because After the Transformation, came to our place to pick people. He picked the best mandarin among us candidates. to communicate. Look at his criteria. First, you need to be poor. Secondly, you have to make it clear. Maybe it’s because close to the Transformation. I always have a big variety show dream. This year this chance. In March, in March, he told me to go to Beijing for an interview. I changed into the worst clothes in my house. The director team asked me are you ready to be on our show this year? I said I was ready. I’ve been ready since I was a kid. Hurry up and ask me how your family is. So after the interview, I was very happy. I called to my childhood friend in my hometown. “Bro, I might have to realize our childhood dream. I’m going on a variety show. Did he say so? The adult version of Transformation is coming out. So this show has a great influence to us. How much? When we were young, there was a saying There are 36 strategies to get out of the mountain. First, Go. Change. Finally, I found the second plan. to go to the King of Comedy Single Season. And this time, you only need to be yourself. Thank you. I’m Jin-woong. Hello, everyone. I’m Song Wanbo. I just heard that a phrase in psychology is called emotional disorder. It means some people are not good at in terms of emotions. The closer you are, the worse he talks. That’s how our family is. My family is used to burying love in their hearts. So our family a loving family. For example, my mom. Every time she finished cooking, she wants us to praise her. But she’s shy to ask for compliments. so she retreated. How about braised pork? Is it better than eating soil? My dad said you’re too modest. The meat Game Arsenic He ate it all. My mom told me to put arsenic in it. There must be some left. My dad often praises me. But when he praised me, he might as well beat me up. When we eat, I’ll give him a pair of chopsticks. He said it’s better than having a dog. No matter how smart a dog is, wouldn’t hand over chopsticks. I was only seven and a half. How can I understand the yin and yang? Still reminiscing. Is this good or bad? My brother speaks up again. He said, “Dad, what are you talking about?” The Border Shepherd would hand over chopsticks. I was silly at that time. I wanted to work hard. and surpass Border Maki. And our family… How should I put it? He’s always modest for me. My neighbor came to my house He said he was doing his homework quietly. How honest he is. Unlike our who always goes up and down. My dad said You don’t know. He’s so silly. He’s always like a fool. He’s always like a fool. The neighbours said my kid always talks back. My dad said doesn’t understand human language. Then they fell into a very strange competition. Compared to whose child is worse Feels like two. middle-aged rappers. In battle. But they don’t diss each other They only diss their children. And when my neighbour said it, his child wasn’t around. When my dad talked about me, I was sitting next to him. I can’t leave yet. If I leave, Look at him. He left after a few words. I feel Chinese like to to outsiders. Leave the bad words to yourself. You used to call each other Your son, your daughter. My son, my daughter. The key son It’s kind of my respect. After all, I just a tie. So I should call you Mu. My surname is Song. Just call me. Song Mu Zi. I really want my dad’s approval. I really want to. I remember once, he invited his friends to have dinner with us. When I pushed the door, I was scared. Because he invited a dozen of friends over ten bare middle-aged men. I was young. I’ve never seen so many Michelin Proo. But I still respectfully Hello, uncles. My dad doesn’t like it. What are you shouting about? There are still two old men who haven’t shouted. Who can distinguish uncle and uncle? I can only distinguish uncle and auntie. How can I? Later I realized In the north, When you quarrel with someone, when they fight. So I envy the Shanghai kids. Right? I don’t care if he’s an uncle or an uncle. call him uncle. No. Let’s shout in Shanghai. One more thing. at home, at home. You don’t know why I accidentally broke a bowl. What can you hold? If you can’t hold the porcelain bowl, You won’t be able to keep the job in the future. How should I put it? I was only ten years old. I was disqualified. So since I was little, since I was little. I don’t know have any similar feelings. Well, you don’t want him to come back you don’t want him to come back. He’s outside. Don’t die. But don’t come back. My ideal father is… Dae Woo. Every time I pass by the house, I have a more ideal father. Santa Claus. Right? When I woke up this morning, my mom told me your dad came back last night. He left early in the morning. Here’s a gift for you. It’s not that my dad didn’t want to fix it. our relationship. But he expressed his love for us. But his expression is just a thriller. I came back late after school. I thought you were dead. Look at him. He’s not as kind as me. I hope he doesn’t die outside. He expressed his concern for my mom. His way is a disaster. We watched a drama together. He was moved by the drama. He wants to pass this feeling to us. How? Suddenly stand up pointing at me you must be filial to your mom. Stay where you are. It’s worth it. The Spring Festival Gala is too hard for you. He just said it. He turned his head and left. Because he felt too stiff. My mom has to play round. You don’t have to be filial to me. You must be filial to your dad. You’re so touched by the drama. The key is the drama we watched is “Biography of Water”. My dad has a great influence on me. After his long-term education, I gradually became like him. I don’t know how to express it. Actually, every time my dad went on a business trip, I really miss him. But I can’t say it. Every time he comes back, My mom said you should pick him up. I said OK. Go pick him up. When we arrived at the door, we were speechless I don’t know what to do Foreigners will hug We won’t. We… In the end, I couldn’t stand it. I gave him to him. My dad has never seen this before. He gave me one. I think we can do it again. Class exercise. So since I was young, I don’t know how to express it. I seldom hang out with people. I tend to make friends father and son. But I had a girlfriend last year. Not long ago, I broke a cup at her house. I was shocked when I heard it. I said, “Oh, my God.” I’ve been taking care of my job for so many years. I forgot my cup. I was waiting for a storm. She walked over and said, “Is your hand okay?” I said, “Shouldn’t you scold me first?” No. Let’s clean up the fragments into the trash can. chatting and watching dramas. No one mentioned the cup again. Hey. it turns out can end so easily. I’ve never experienced it before. I didn’t know it would end so easily. It feels like my life has just begun. That’s all for today. Thank you. Hello, everyone. I’m Bei. Hello, everyone. Today’s theme competition The theme is… So what? To be honest, there are some things I can’t say. In front of so many people, in front of so many people. I want to be a star. My friends are jealous. I’m really jealous. I’m envious that every time I’m on a show, Pang Bo, when Fu Hang comes out, the audience looked hysterical. Ah, Pang Bo. Ah, Fu Hang. What I want more than that. I want to go crazy walking on the street. Someone suddenly recognized me. Ah, Bei. I want to be popular, guys. I want to be popular. I really want to be famous. Actually I’ve been wanting to become famous. Two years ago, I wanted to be Lina Belle. You know? I want to be popular because of some strange words, because of some weird words. For example, the most searched search on the entertainment charts. Bei. The second trending topic. Weibo is out of control. The third trending topic. Will the world be okay? The fourth trending topic. Fortunately, this world… Fortunately, Bei is in this world. You know? It’s so popular that all brands want to endorse me. But my first choice is to unify spring with sugar-free tea. A sip of spring whisk The tea smells great. Not only the product is good, but also because from the moment You’ve been with me all the time. Of course. Although you asked me to endorse you, I have to keep a low profile. I’m afraid other brands will be angry if they see me only endorse you. It’s good tea to unite spring with no sugar. Me too. Good tea. Business writing is so funny. Tell me. Guys, I want to be popular. I want to be popular. dare not comment on me. Because they are afraid by my fans. Even if a guest criticize me, and criticize me. I don’t care. Because I know he wants to a black red route recently. He said I had a homophonic joke. It’s all bad jokes. Let him feel it. The North Army is going all out. And I have such fans. Go back. I don’t have such fans. Guys. Not only my fans won’t stand up for me, but also push me out. I remember once I was scolded by fans in the fan club. My fans commented quickly. Just scold Bei. It has nothing to do with us. Someone sent me a message saying that I’ll take it off first. Let me see the public opinion first. Guys, I really want to be a star. Some actors told me he said you’re actually a star. I’m not, friends. This position is really awkward. You said I’m an ordinary person, right? I can be on a variety show. You said I’m a star, right? I only have two variety shows in a year. I have to choose between the two. I’m really not a celebrity, friends. I’m just a well-known citizen. But I did take a few jobs. A few times. This star experience coupon I always feel that everyone is very good. They care about me. I remember once when I was filming, when I was filming, everyone respected me. saying, “Hello, Mr. Bei.” I didn’t take two steps. I was already the world. He’s just caring about you. When he sat in the lounge and asked me, Bei, What kind of coffee do you want? I’ll say anything. He’s so sweet. and ordered an Americano. and latte. Then I asked you which one you want to drink. Just take one. He said he could do it too. We were frozen there. He was afraid that I would feel embarrassed. I was afraid he would feel embarrassed. I had no choice. What about me? I drank half of the two cups. During the break, all the actors are waiting outside. Because I’m the protagonist. I have a business car. I got into that business car, friends. It was comfortable. In the MPV with the air conditioner. Look at the snacks in the car and look at the sunny actors. Guys, to be honest, I feel bad. You know that, right? I can’t bear to see others suffer. I’ll tell the driver. Excuse me, sir. Close the door quickly. You’ve become kind. Being a star is really easy. It’s really easy to be a star. I’m going to perform in North America this year. The organizer thought I was a real star. and took me to a very high-end mall. It’s full of luxury that I can’t afford. I said there’s nothing to shop here. He said north. There’s nothing to go around. I said, yes. Why isn’t there north? It’s too hard for me. North. Guys, really. Being a star is easy to get praised. I didn’t buy anything that day, but no staff said I was poor. They only praise me for being low-key. and love sports. Guys. People get praised I can’t listen to those criticizing words. I lost in the first round. The staff comforted me. He said Bei, it’s not easy to start. The votes are easily affected. Only my real friend told me He said, your part is not as funny as others. I started to reflect on myself. I reflected on myself. Why did I make a friend like you? makes me angry. He told me Bei… Calm down. Your advice is harsh. Hey. That’s an advice, right? I have something to tell you. Get lost. I’m so angry. But my friend is a fan, my friends, Although he doesn’t care about me, but he cares about his brother. Sometimes he told me that celebrities work hard. Bei, celebrities work hard. I have a lot of work to do every day. and irregular work. Staying up late and working overtime and even lose hair. People around me are all like this. You don’t emphasize this occupation. I thought What about the programmer? He said it was really hard. Many celebrities are under a lot of pressure. They tend to be anxious and depressed. I said every industry are easily anxious and depressed. In the talk show industry, tend to be anxious and depressed. If you know our talk show industry, Do you know how many actors have depression before the talk show. Some have depression Some have depression at first After the talk show It’s not red. I’m depressed again. It’s not easy for a celebrity. It’s not easy for me either. I’ve never seen any celebrity who registered after depression. It’s all on the hot search. And your friend doesn’t even have a number. Actually, I think it’s good to like celebrities. But don’t worry about the stars. Take care of the people around you. Because celebrities are doing well. Please trust me. Because I was a star. Thank you. I’m Bei. Thank you. Hello, friends. My name is Xinbo. I’m 32. 32 is a high-end period for people of the same age to get married. The first one to get married has started second marriage. and even three. Marriage disease relapses again. I often received wedding invitations on WeChat. You’ve received an electronic invitation, right? As an invitation, I only care about the time and place. But if I want to know these information, I have to watch a group first. A new film. We can’t skip it. We have to be loved by their love. It’s been a while. The wedding photos on July 2nd. You’re really something. You can afford to go to Aranya. I can’t afford the printing. How should I put it? It’s so pretty and sweet. But sometimes, you don’t look like him. It doesn’t look like this in life. I would draw back with my eyes narrowed. to the end. or an implanted advertisement button? I want to make one too. Who would read someone else’s wedding invitation? Just say, I’ll make one too. What should I do? I write a letter to bind myself. I don’t think can’t be too commercial. Can we carve it on the tombstone? I want one too. The second tombstone is half price. Collect and take a break. Rising the tablet. We don’t need advertising. The one who has to make the invitation will hold a membership. I’ve studied it. There are two kinds of wedding invitations. One is Bao Nian Membership. One is a lifetime membership. wedding invitation. didn’t expect us to be happy. until we grow old. and get married. It suits those who have a high marriage disorder. and post live comments. I don’t like it. The live comments in the wedding invitation is too harmonious. Why didn’t anyone send it? Am I the only one who doesn’t like it? If they don’t divorce, It’s really hard to end it. Okay. Answer it. The most annoying thing about electronic invitations is it can be shared. I’ve received one from my ex. She didn’t send it to me. But I’m sure everyone has common friend. Everyone wants to know something. I’ll forward it too. and send it to my dad. and send live comments with his phone. I’m the only one. Do you think the groom is not pretty? Happiness continues My friend sent me a screenshot. Only then did I know there’s a function backstage. Who has seen me? It shows that the 15th time of Xinbo I checked your work. I am of her wedding invitation. and shared records. Xinbo’s dad. read your work through Xinbo. I don’t know. When did you change your WeChat name? Maybe he knows I’m going on a show. In the past, his name was not vain. Dad, you should call him Father Mu. Compared to the previous invitation, I think electronic invitations is too convenient. That’s why those who shouldn’t send it to me. We’re not familiar with each other. Not at all. I sent you an invitation. A few days ago, I received a car who was driving at school. An invitation with a voice message. I miss you. I can receive Everyone on WeChat can produce the conversation frame. It should include the information transportation assistant. It’s not fun to block him. I want to make it too. I’ll send it to him too. to celebrate his good luck. Old classmate. I miss you at the wedding. But if it’s so convenient, you haven’t sent me. So you don’t treat me as a friend anymore. Why? Right? College roommate. I don’t know why. Some people just just walk away. I don’t have to come. but you have to invite me. It’s very internal consumption. Click him. Share an article on Moments. College roommate. Your most precious wealth is only visible to him. Share a song. The Brothers sleeping on my upper bunk. I sang it myself. I’m afraid he doesn’t have a member. No response. As the wedding day is approaching, I became more and more disturbed. According to a book, this is a sign of anxiety before marriage. He wants me to prepare for the wedding. Talk to my groom directly. I mustered up the courage to tell him. Why didn’t you invite me? He said he sent it to the group chat. Didn’t you see it? He withdrew he withdrew it. I saw it. Tell me. I’ll get married and get together. I don’t know what to do. The input method knows me better. I just gave you a wish. I thought of to get well soon. But when I think back, even if he invited me first, So what? I have to in my heart. How much is it worth? Deduct the travel cost. If it’s the main number, it’s a gift. If it’s a negative number, then… he can’t come. His wedding day is my business trip. I said sorry. My boss sent me to Batakonia. Wedding invitations is to express their true intentions. I’ve made up my mind. I won’t put the time and place I won’t put the time and place. so that people watch my new film a few more times. Did I draw it? Most importantly, is also screening. Because people who really want to come would ask me I don’t want to ask people who don’t want to come. I have a visitor record. I need a lifetime member. Who has seen what I haven’t asked? I’ll remember him forever. Thank you. I’m Xinbo. Hello, everyone. Okay. Alright. Forget it. Hello, everyone. I’m Zhai. I’m on the second floor. I’ve been listening to this word. Oh my god. Our theme today is designed for me. This is Really Let me tell you something about our family. I have nephew. Eight years old. I love to watch talk shows. I want to use this theme with this theme. I really hate him. Really, friends. That kid… is one of the reasons because I feel that the elders in their 80s are not as high as him. He has no manners. I called him “kid” on the Spring Festival. He called me Zhai. I almost to give him a flower. My friends, I’ve thought about it. When I was eight, If you talk to your elders like that, If my dad hears you, I’ll be eight years old I’m eight years old. He’s so rude. and very violent. My favorite sport is He treats me like a monster. He punched me with his ultimate fist. Have we been beaten by a bear kid? Try it. Not only that, but also ask you. The Ultra Fist! Isn’t it awesome? Zhai, am I awesome? How can you fight back? Okay, great. He said, “That’s great.” I have an Oot kick. Give me a kick. The Father of Oot, Mother of Oot. Just sit there and watch. None of them I was so angry. I just talked back. I don’t want to lose to Japanese techniques. You know that, right? Well… But on the other hand, I want to treat myself as a child. and raise myself again, you know? Just kidding. No, I didn’t. This is imagination. The environment doesn’t dare to hit the child now. After that, The Father of Ott to enjoy my 31st year. You know what? I’ve thought about it, guys. That child is the only child who can do it. I only see him once a year. Every time we meet, he insulted and beat me. In the end, to pay him. I’ll think about it. It’s even more irritating to get lucky money. I gave the kid a red packet this year. There’s 100 inside. The kid took out the money and took a look. and gave it to his mother. He said, “Mom.” Take it. Mom, I’ve made up my mind. When I grow up, I’ll stay in Northeast China to develop. I won’t look for a job in other places, mom. Look at Zhai. He didn’t get out at all. It hurts. I really feel some kids are spoiled. Let me tell you the truth. We had hotpot last month. I sat in the front seat A man took his grandson. The kid is responsible for eating meat. The old man is responsible for his grandson. Hands up. Short videos. Really? I’m 70 to 80. His hands are shaking. It’s as fast as a membrane gun. I’m afraid of him. he would release the people in the video. Really Guys. Trust me. That was the first time in my life. with a fast hand. We don’t know what the kid is looking at. It’s all his favorite. A 7-year-old kid The first video I watched was When a man is over 70, how to please himself. He didn’t like it. He kept scolding that old man. Change the channel. Change it for me! I don’t even know who they are. I couldn’t help it. I just stopped one sentence. Hey, bro. How could you talk to your grandpa like that? (Brother) Yes. The kid scolded me he was still in the same spot. Why are you so nosy? You black dog. You called me Black Dog? Indeed. I was eating spicy pot. I put it there. I hate kids, friends. I can remember these two. I can’t remember. are on the train. Guys, trust me. I think there should be a sign on the train. It’s a bear. You know? Yes. Really I don’t understand. Why do kids get excited [when he went to the train?] I watched my child several times. On the train. He shouted to his mother when he passed the tunnel. Mom cave Mom look at the cave Five minutes have passed All the children in the carriage shouted Mom cave Kids are very motivational. Have you heard of a theory that this child likes to in public places. It proves that is being stimulated. and getting smarter. But I don’t understand why Every time I get up early to catch a high-speed rail flight, God can always arrange a very smart kid. Sit next to me. So smart. Smart. One is smart. 8 hours. The more sleepy I get, the smarter he is. I always I have to see the law to calm down. Really, friends. I feel like a monk in Shaolin Temple My heart is as calm as water. The first time I got angry in my life Maybe he went to Wudang from Mount Hui to take the high-speed rail for communication. I met a very smart kid. I really don’t understand. Why? high-speed railway plane forbids smoking. right? it allows children to shout? I asked myself honestly. I’d rather this child by my side. I just smoke. I don’t want him to be so smart. No one can smoke forever. The kid is always smart. You’re so happy, sister. You’ve been… Did you take your nephew to take the train? Guys. I thought about it. why We have so many kids. I think some stories should be changed. Really? I was going to tell my nephew I said there was a kid called Kong Rong. He’s about your age. He’s a gentleman. Let him eat pears. My nephew scolded me after hearing it. Isn’t Kong Rong stupid, Zhai? How much can I eat? It takes a lot of energy to kick. It’s useless. You made a kid afraid to watch TV. The best way is to show him Midnight Ring. So I think you should tell Kong Rong from a frightening perspective. Tell this kid there’s a kid called Kong Rong. Just like you. I won’t give you pears. He didn’t listen to me. He just grabbed the pear with his lordship. Later, he was beaten by his lordship. and hung it on the pear tree. Give him another pear. Here, have a pear. He said he’s not eating. That’s great. Let’s change all the stories. Tell the kid there is a kid named Meng. He always shouts when he took the train. Then his mother was fined 3,000 yuan. The name of this story is Three thousand of Mengma. Then the kid went to the train and had hot pot with his grandpa. and scolded Zhai Jianing. he and his grandpa were all sentenced to life imprisonment. This story is called forever, you know? I wish you stay away from the teenager. Thank you. I’m Zhai Jia. Youning. Thank you. Hello, everyone. I’m Liu Zheng. The parent of a bear is here. Many actors want to see my son. Zhai Jianing will never do that again. And… Just kidding. It’s impossible within 30 years. My name is Liu Zheng. I’ve been on the show for the past two years. The label I got the most is rolling. I’m really busy. My schedule was always packed. A while ago, a friend wanted to check my schedule. I’ll send him a copy. my schedule. He said it was for a week. I said it was on Monday. I was very nervous. Everyone around me is more relaxed than me. My dad is even more relaxed than me. It’s hard to understand. But he is more relaxed than me. My name is like this. My dad gave me my name. That’s it. This word It means sunny days. Some people say What a beautiful meaning. Is it your dad’s good expectations for you? Actually not. Because this character the person who registered it was wrong. He entrusted the person who was registered. to have good expectations for me. My dad chose this rice cake for me. It’s from “Return and Return” The boat is far away. It means Free. The person who took the register was wrong. My dad accepted it. It shows that my dad did it. unrestrained, casual and carefree. My dad should be called Liu Kui. I’m so busy. I should be called Liu. Even my fans are more relaxed than me. I can’t understand that. A while ago, I posted a clip online. and someone scolded me. He said it was the least funny thing I’ve ever seen. Over 20 fans of mine came to this post. Under his comments, the link the link to my Spring Gala. And Aid… Look at this. Someone shot at me. The fans changed the nuclear bomb for him. In this show, and variety shows. I’ll be scolded and never relax. Last year, Last year, I won the award At last, I got the trophy with the trophy. I can’t cry. A live comment is floating. If he is more relaxed, he can get better results. The champion, bro. What’s the better result? The championship? And in this show, I participated in this show last year. there was a scene I’m writing a part in the show. Nothing. I was writing a paragraph. Then a pile of live comments floated. Liu Ziming is too relaxed. How can I relax? I’ll tear it off. I quit. The director said you’ll tell a story on the stage. I said no. I’ll stand on the stage. I was relaxed. When I go on stage, I shake my hands. I’ll play on the stage. I’ll play acting art on the stage. I came up and said, “Hello, everyone.” Actually, I’m here to Happy New Year. The firecrackers say goodbye to the old age Snow flies in spring. As soon as Chief Liu Zheng came to the stage, the audience make a fortune. I’m reflecting on your cheers. I should’ve played this part at Spring Festival Gala. Anyway, I started to learn to relax. I started to learn to relax. I can’t learn it at all. the lessons online. are getting tighter. I found a tutor. The name is to feel relaxed. I just need to every day. I have to hurry up today. Because I still have 16 things to do today. I also followed some loose bloggers. Have you seen them? those loose bloggers? all his videos is to show them to show that they don’t work hard. There’s a loose blogger like this. All his videos are he plays golf, riding and walking He’s taking a walk by the beach. and drinking champagne and finish these relaxing things. WeChat steps 20,000 steps. 48,000 without a horse. Even… Even at the end of every video, at the end of every video. He said relax is to understand there’s nothing you have to do. This loose blogger Sunchang. There’s something we need to do. Sunchang. And at the end, they say Guys, give me a like. I never give him a like. Because there’s nothing that I have to do. There’s a blogger and a loose blogger. who liked over 10,000 likes. He went on a trip to Spain. He said he didn’t know until he came to Spain The real loose is in Spain. I almost believed it. But I didn’t. Because I really went to Spain. In Spain. Not only can you not relax, you can’t relax. Walking Do you still have your bag? When I was searching the travel guide, I thought it was bad. There’s a strategy that says Be careful. In Spain. in France. Are these two special tourism projects? The tour guide said you were not stolen from other places. You should try of our class. You deserve your reputation. On the first day I went there, I lost my WiFi. That’s how I lost it. I was browsing my phone on the street of Madeli. A little book posted a post to me. “Attention.” In Spain these ten things are the easiest to lose. I said, I should open it quickly. I can’t. My mobile WiFi is moving. And the blogger said the most relaxed thing is the afternoon of summer. On the grass in Spain for a whole day. Impossible. I can’t lie down. It’s too hot. The city I went to can reach 45 degrees. What’s the concept of 45 degrees? I’m not lying. I saw someone walking the dog. The dog jumped. I wondered a kangaroo? Come to Spain for a trip It’s so hot And 45 degrees is not the scariest. The scariest thing is the tour guide told me that the weather forecast the weather forecast is 45 degrees Celsius. In other words, no matter how hot it is outside, Look at the weather forecast. 45 degrees. It’s hot outside. a man is burning. What’s the temperature? 45 degrees. 45 degrees old man can burn That’s an old man with low ignition. White phosphorus old man. Red phosphorus old man. It takes 260 degrees to burn. In this weather, you don’t have a choice to lie down for a day. You either lie down for a while or lie down for the rest of your life. I wanted to lie down for a while but I’ve been lying down for the rest of my life. lying next to Mr. White phosphorus. and cremated. without any trace. I asked a friend later. I asked why people learn to relax. My friend told me Su Shi has been demoted many times in his life. But he didn’t care. He’s still consuming. and bought 300 lychee every day. because he was relaxed. I said, that’s great. Go and read “Biography of Su Dongpo”. Everyone, I can only tell after I read the book. Let me tell you. He doesn’t care Su Shi who was demoted. After his first demotion to Huangzhou, I wrote nearly 200 poems to express I didn’t care about being demoted. I wondered if it was possible. His Majesty to demote him so many times. His Majesty just wanted to update it. Did His Majesty say Su Shi is still writing? No. He was demoted to Kainan. Then I thought about it. If you really can’t learn it, then you can’t. Just be nervous. Don’t care too much what others think. Think about my idol Van Gogh. He has suffered criticism and attack. But he doesn’t care at all. Because at most, Van Gogh only heard half of it. The right half. Not on the left. But I learned something I really learned something. to share with you. I think the real sense of relax is the ability to choose your own life. So I decided I’ll choose freely and live a tense life. Okay. And think about it. Van Gogh too. Van Gogh chose his own life freely, and finally became Van Gogh. So today, I want to be honest with you. The reason why I am Liu Zheng now just because the person who registered in the household register typed wrongly. I’m Liu Zheng who can never relax. Thank you.