第7期下：邱瑞爆笑模仿“你叉叉” ！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
We are five hands, we are three soft persimmons. Today, this can really be your confidence. You see, you blocked the only possibility for me to make up for it to you , but I felt so ashamed later . This is really angry. What happened is crazy. Let’s see. In the end, they turned the defeat into victory and caught up. Now it’s the highest score in the third stage. How did we end up in such a group? No kidding. Meituan flash sale will be here soon. Thank you to Qiehuang for co-sponsoring the broadcast with a sunny tomato in it. Welcome to the third stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends”. Make friends. Welcome everyone, cheers . Soon, Liu Laogen will send out an actor from Northeast China . Liu Laogen will send out an actor from Northeast China to tell his firefighter story vividly. Let’s applaud and welcome the second brother . Hello everyone, I am the second brother. My main job is a firefighter. I wish you happiness to the audience who are applauding . This is the beginning of Errenzhuan. For those who didn’t applaud, I also wish you safety. In the last round, I talked about the relationship between firefighters. Today I want to talk to you about my love. My wife and I are from Northeast China. We are a good match. I am 1.8 meters tall and she is also… Mi Ba. We met through a blind date introduced by someone. I arrived late that day. They were all seated. I introduced myself first. I said hello. They all called me Second Brother and you can call me Second Brother from now on . She said her name was Shengxue. I said, then I will call you Xiaoxue from now on , and you can call me Dasheng from now on. Dasheng is a female sprinter. I took combat and martial arts electives in college. I am a firefighter. At first, I didn’t take Dasheng seriously at all until one winter when we had a snowball fight in my hometown. I was completely conquered. She was so good at snowball fights that she didn’t even need snow. I couldn’t outrun her even if I ran. She swept her with a kick. He laid me down, sat on top of me , locked my throat , and asked me if I was convinced. I couldn’t answer, but from that day on, I told myself that I would definitely be with Dasheng, the woman . Because we firefighters rarely go home, all the big and small things at home have to be left to our partners, so my criterion for choosing a partner is to find someone with good hands-on skills. Dasheng’s hands-on skills rarely disappoint me, and often make me despair. I remember one time I bought a photo frame online and wanted to cover the electric meter box in my house. Dasheng sent me a video saying that the goods had arrived. I said, “Wait until I go home on vacation, and I will install this thing. It needs electricity.” She said it was really not good for a sledgehammer. Then the camera turned and I saw that the wall paint had been chiseled off. I couldn’t help laughing. The Great Sage was angry. I was scared because I had seen this expression when playing snowballs. I quickly said it was okay. Just prepare some latex paint, putty powder and some water . Wait for me to go back and scrape it white. It’s very simple. The Great Sage listened to me and sent me a message that night asking, “Second brother, what is the ratio of latex paint, putty powder and water?” I missed home very much that night. I got up early the next day and called the Great Sage and asked, ” How is the white scraping ? If it’s not good, it’s okay . We can redecorate it. ” She said, “Second brother , we want to go together .” Dasheng is seven years younger than me. Normally, I take care of her when we’re together, and that’s what she’s supposed to do. She’s always looking for opportunities to repay me. Hard work pays off. Once, I had an accident and ruptured the anterior cruciate ligament of my right knee. I was wheeled to the hospital bed after surgery. The anesthetic hadn’t worn off yet. Dasheng was very kind to me. He washed my feet and cut my toenails. We were chatting and laughing. I lay there looking at the hospital ceiling , talking to her, me and her , me and her . She didn’t move. I suddenly stood up and saw blood-stained cotton balls all over the floor . I looked at my bleeding big toe and it felt like I was back at the surgery. I just watched… It hurts, Dasheng holding a cotton ball and putting it there. ” I’m sorry, I’m sorry, we are men, ” I said immediately. “It’s okay, second brother, don’t blame me. Don’t cut the other foot for now.” Later, she went home to recuperate and made delicious food for me in different ways every day , all of which she liked. That day, she wanted to fry fried cakes for me. She got up at 4:30 in the morning and kneaded the dough . I said, “Dasheng, you should pay attention to rest,” and she said, “Second brother, I don’t need it. ” I said, “The patient needs rest more.” Then she asked me to help her measure the oil temperature. You know, it was very difficult for me at that time. I was leaning on my crutches. I finally got to the pot. Dasheng lay behind me, holding the fried cakes and couldn’t wait. It was very cute. The little bird and the big bird were leaning on me. She was in that state. I put my hand on the frying pan and asked, “Brother, are you okay? ” I said, “No, please wait. ” I put my hand on the frying pan again and asked, “Are you okay? ” I said , “Yes, I am.” No, I said, “Wait. ” Then the fried cake flew over and I saw it fall into the frying pan. I was desperate the moment it fell into the frying pan. It was summer and I was only wearing shorts. I wanted to run but I couldn’t. I turned around suddenly and lifted up my crippled leg. I let it block the frying pan from all directions . I wondered what kind of suffering there was , but my leg was so damaged that it had four big burns, some as big as fried cakes. I’ve been a firefighter for 14 years and I’ve never been burned. The Great Sage held a cotton ball and said, “Brother , I ‘m sorry, I ‘m sorry .” She looked so pitiful. I said it was okay, second brother, don’t blame me, blame second brother for not wearing work clothes. Later, she suggested giving me a haircut. I think this suggestion scared me. She bought all the tools, including compasses and measuring tapes. But she also bought a bottle of iodine, which is very humane. What I like about the Monkey King is that he is decisive and efficient in doing things. I had just sat on the stool and my head was not straightened yet when a razor came from behind. I looked in the mirror and said to the Monkey King, ” I feel it’s a little short . ” She said, “Second brother, do you feel it’s short? Doesn’t it hurt?” After that, she came over with a cotton ball. Second brother, I said, “Great Sage , please put away your magical powers. From now on, can you not say anything? I’m sorry. ” She said, “Okay, second brother, I won’t say anything now. I’ll tell you together after I finish shaving.” Later, my comrade-in-arms came to my house to see me. The relationship between our comrades-in-arms is so simple. He said he came to see me , so I came to see him. As soon as he entered the house, he discussed my condition with me , pointing to my leg and said, “Second brother, is this your leg?” I said to him, ” How about your leg ?” “There are still four big lumps. What’s wrong with your big toe?” I lowered my head and said I didn’t want to talk. He asked, “What’s wrong with your head?” He said, “You’re on a mission at home . No, come back to the team with me. The team is safe.” Later, he sent my comrades away. I remember one day, on my birthday, the Monkey King bought me a wheelchair online and wanted to push me downstairs for a walk. That night, I was wearing a mask and pajamas. She pushed me downstairs and said to me, “Brother, if there are any bumps on our journey together, I will accompany you through them. ” I asked, “Can you find a good way for me now?” Later, when we reached a steep slope, she suddenly stopped. I thought she was going to take another route, but then she asked me to hold her hand. The scene of her holding the cotton ball is now vivid in my mind. I instinctively stood up from the wheelchair and said, “I feel better now , how about I push you?” I pushed her like this. You know, an auntie passing by was very excited and surprised when she saw me. She pointed at my girlfriend and said, ” Little girl , did your father have a cerebral thrombosis ? ” Then, on the way back with Dasheng, Dasheng suddenly said to me, ” Second brother , I’m sorry, look at all the injuries I gave you. ” I said, “What do you mean sorry ? Are these injuries? Aren’t these the medals of our love?” Thank you everyone. This ending is very interesting. Second brother, the countdown to locking in the tickets is coming. Second brother, your wife knows that you are going to tell her all this and that you will be seriously injured when you go back. She showed it to her. Her impression of it is that it was still a little light. Why did I choose this topic for the third round? Because I have always wanted to talk about the lives of firefighters . In fact, before I got married, an old captain of mine often told me that being a firefighter is not easy, and being a firefighter’s wife is even harder. So , when Dasheng and I were together, she was younger than me and she often thought about… She takes care of me and then always hurts me for no reason, but I enjoy the process very much . That’s right , because she is a sweet burden to me and I don’t go home often, so I feel like I leave everything to her. As long as she is happy, she can do it and I will cover her back. It’s a very sweet talk show, so passionate. I took this light because every time the second brother performs, it reminds me of the feeling of Errenzhuan , and I feel very, very happy. Because before I watched talk shows, a person told a joke on the stage, just like Errenzhuan , and then I knew for the first time what it felt like to laugh so hard that you peed yourself. So when the second brother performs, it always reminds me of that funny enthusiasm . And he said it right at the beginning, that is the opening of the Errenzhuan, right? The audience, both applauding and not applauding, especially liked this sense of humor , so I took this light for the second brother. Thank you, teacher . Chunchun thought about it for a long time and took the shot. One thing is that I felt that the second brother’s jokes were more frequent in the previous two times , but this time, I think he told a relatively warm story . It made me feel like I was watching a love sitcom, which is very beautiful. From the perspective of the work, it seems more It showed her clumsy approach to things , which led to a series of consequences that were a bit counterintuitive. That’s probably how I felt, so I didn’t film it correctly, but the whole process was very enjoyable to listen to. This was the first time that Er Ge spoke on this stage about something unrelated to the specific work of a firefighter. He started talking about family happiness and his relationship with his wife. Talk shows aren’t just about being sharp , they also need warmth. So, thank you Er Ge again for your wonderful performance. The friend who will be competing against Er Ge is a newcomer. What is his best skill? He uses very relaxed body language to express his misunderstanding of the world. Applause, welcome Xiao Qi . Hello everyone , I’m Xiao Qi. They insisted on naming our group the Four Heavenly Kings. I was a bit nervous because they were all kings and princes , and I was just a commoner . But haha, Cao said that next to the king and prince were eunuchs . I thought, “You’ve never seen such a punchline on “The Rap of China 2025,” but I’m a newcomer, what can I say?” I said, “I’m still a commoner actor. When I perform, I often stay in cheap hotels and share rooms with actors I don’t know well.” I said that the type of hotel design I fear most is the one where the bathroom is made of glass. How did I discover this? The other day I was lying in bed watching those normal videos , the kind with normal outfits and no bad guides. When I looked up and saw the bad outfits, I was a little scared because our eyes met and I still had the smile I used to look at beautiful women. I was very confused at the time. I asked the clerk why it was designed like this. He told me the answer, but I didn’t understand it. He said that it was so that you can still see your belongings when you take a shower. This cheap hotel I stayed in thinks that poor people like me only want property and not dignity . I really think that many things are the most painful when you see them but can’t protect them. I don’t know about you. I can’t protect anything when I take a shower . I can only protect my privacy . He took my privacy away. How do you protect it? I was showering when a thief took my bag. The question is whether to chase him or not. The classic dilemma of poor people like me is money or face. You can only have one . If I chase him, I can’t wipe it dry, then put on clothes, and then use toner. The thief went abroad, and I couldn’t chase him directly. A normal person would definitely wrap a bath towel around him and run out to chase him. Friends, when you see this scene, do you think you should catch him or me? Don’t you think there is a bag thief in front? You would think that there is an exhibitionist who is about to catch up with him and then wait to confront him, but the screenwriter said that my joke is wrong. He said that if a thief came in while I was taking a shower, I could fight him directly . I said, “Is he shirtless?” So I fought him. I have too many weaknesses. I don’t know how to defend myself when fighting , and when he came in when I was about to apply shower gel , it was too slippery. I don’t want anyone to save me . How can I be saved? I was fighting and said, ” Help me , help me !”
What’s wrong? I think the thief would be angry and say I was just robbing him. I think this is a classic dilemma in our lives. In many cases, and you just let it go. If I gave up my face, maybe the money would come. Because the next day after I stayed at that hotel, I wanted to visit the temple. Our travel companion insisted on taking me there. We didn’t understand the temple at all. It was my first time there, and I thought it would be very ancient, but I didn’t expect that temples have been corporatized and commercialized. I looked very unfashionable. There was originally an asphalt road leading up the mountain , but cars were not allowed. It was very difficult for me because I had to carry 1.8-meter-tall incense. My travel companion insisted, saying that we must burn the tallest and thickest incense. The Buddha should do his job first. He wanted to run away. This is not the way of the Buddha. When the Buddha collected the incense, he was still saying that it would not happen again for the Bodhisattva . I felt it was unnecessary and it took 50 minutes to get up the mountain. I had no choice. I asked the administrator what to do with the incense if cars were not allowed in. He told me that I felt he had studied Buddhism because that saying could help one cope with all setbacks in the world. He said, ” You have to carry it.” I said, “That’s mysterious. If he hadn’t said that, I would have thought I had to ride it . The incense just touched my butt and I went up the mountain. I couldn’t carry it. During the May Day holiday , there were so many people . My friend and I, two fools, carried 1.8-meter-high incense up the mountain. Neither of us could turn back. Ten people came down the mountain. It was that high . I was really tired from climbing when I saw a team going up. I said, “No, they didn’t stop us.” “Get in the car? ” he asked . “What does that mean ?” He said the parking lot above is the internal parking lot. ” It’s normal for a monk’s car to go to and from work. ” I said, “Aren’t all beings equal?” ” And this rule came later. I think it didn’t exist at the beginning. It must have been some monk who came up with this rule. You know, there’s road rage in traffic during rush hour , so I can’t imagine how a monk would get road rage . I think it must be something like, ” Amitabha, can you drive? A great donor is praying for the soul. ” You carried it up the mountain for 50 minutes. When I got to the top, I was exhausted. It was completely different from what I imagined. It was antique and elegant. Next to the vermilion gate were six large characters: ” No outsiders allowed.” I felt… I felt like a sucker , and after entering, the temple was completely different from what I had imagined. There was a merit box , a particularly large merit box in front of the Buddha statue, with a huge payment code on it . I said the boss was amazing, he could collect merit for the Buddha, and he wouldn’t deduct any handling fees from the Buddha, right? I think he achieved equality for all beings. Everyone who came got 0.02%, no matter who you are . Everyone accumulated merit inside , and he took it out monthly . There were people at the door trying to persuade people to donate , saying that donors should do good deeds to accumulate merit and Buddha’s affinity, but I didn’t dare to give. Although he was dressed in a standard manner , his hairstyle didn’t conform to the regulations. Not to mention the scars from his ordination , he also had bangs. What was even more shocking was that a pickup truck drove into the temple behind him. Two monks came down with the donation box and started pouring money into the back pocket of the pickup truck. I was shocked at the time. I’m not the kind of person who cares about facts, but you should be a little bit involved. I think their industry evaluation is the same as ours. I don’t care whether it’s true or not , but you have to be careful . When you are not careful, I can’t think of these things . I can’t do a stand-up comedy. In the middle of the show, I said, “Actually, I just lied to you. I can chase the thief naked if you are not careful. ” I thought there was a black hole in the donation box. I didn’t know where the money went after I put it in. But after he collected it, I began to doubt everything. I doubted that this temple had been listed. I suspect the abbot’s robes are Parisian robes. I even doubt it . When I scanned the code, a voice behind the Buddha said that 2 yuan had been debited to the Buddha’s account . Later it was revealed that they were indeed a fake temple and were illegally saving sentient beings. Thank you everyone , I’m Xiaoqi . Xiaoqi’s ticket lock channel is open. Thank you everyone for coming. Teacher, please explain clearly why you didn’t shoot the lights. What are you hesitating about? Let’s just say that he didn’t reach this point of shooting this time because Xiaoqi’s first and second times gave me the feeling that this time he would be able to win the King Dark Horse. But no matter what, I heard this story this time and I thought it was quite interesting, but it didn’t make me unable to help but shoot like the previous two times. This is such a When you performed before, the process was very different from today, right? The audience reaction was normal. This was placed in the middle of my special show. I had just finished telling my two jokes. I was a junior college student from a small city, and everyone understood why I had such thoughts .
And then there was such a dilemma . It would be a little awkward to talk about these things suddenly. Yes, it was awkward at this point, so I didn’t film it. Can you understand, right? I understand very well. Teacher, I like you very much. Thank you, Xiaoqi. I saw this offline. I went to see it secretly that day without saying hello to him. I was just wondering if your performance was different from the one I saw that day, or if there were some distracting thoughts in my mind. Some minor details might have been handled differently. Thank you, Mr. Luo. I think this is a competition . If you look at the live performance, it’s just one factor. If this isn’t achieved, I’ll look at other things. But apart from the relatively warm performance today , I think his rhythm, performance , and content were all very good. I personally enjoyed it very much , but I have one regret. I think there should be more. You mentioned earlier the absurd plight of a poor person bathing. Then, when we pursue faith, there’s a certain kind of absurdity in religious places. And then there was another . I thought there would be another one , so I felt the ending was a bit rushed, so much so that even my clapping was a bit hasty. This is the only flaw I have . Xiaoqi is a new comedian who will definitely leave a deep impression on everyone because he has a unique rhythm, unique expression , and the atmosphere he creates is very different from other stand-up comedians. Let’s give another round of applause to Xiaoqi. Second Brother is back on stage. Second Brother and Xiaoqi each received 195 votes and 236 votes respectively. Let’s give another round of applause to both of you . Our friend, who will be sent out by Marshal Ma , has left a very deep impression on everyone. He gets angry easily, but the funny thing is, the angrier he gets, the funnier he is. Applause, welcome Qiu Rui. Hello everyone, I’m Qiu Rui. We usually perform in various places. When we get to a city where some old classmates are, it’s inevitable that we get together to listen to them teach me how to do stand-up comedy. After a few drinks, they really comfort me. You say, “Brother Rui, you just didn’t appear on the show this year, so why are you so worried? ” I think you’re funny, funnier than Zhao Benshan, and you’ll be on the Spring Festival Gala sooner or later. I say I’ve been on it before. You don’t want to hear it, but you can’t leave. I say I have to catch a 7 o’clock flight, and they say , “Then you’d better not sleep. Just get on the plane and sleep later.” Even if I say I have to get up early for the college entrance examination, they will still say it’s a good time not to go. Can’t you celebrities get targeted training? The key is that they told me to sleep on the plane . Is that a place where you can rest whenever you want ? You say, “Why don’t you go to the airport to sleep for a while?” The boarding gate at a big airport is very far away . The corridor at Gate H of Pudong Airport is longer than my life. I don’t know why, but every time I get to the airport, I have to take the subway to get to Gate H. I think to myself, didn’t I come here by subway? When you were building the subway, this was the only section missing. If you had built it to Shenyang, I wouldn’t have taken your plane. You say, “Sleep at the boarding gate. ” Delays are even more serious. I dare not sleep at all, they will delay you little by little. My worst delay was 8 hours. I was flying from Beijing to Hebei. I was furious at the airport. I said, if I had known, I would have scanned a shared bike. It took 8 hours to ride. Pedal faster, buddy, it’s so close and beautiful . I’m riding a bike to Hebei. I also think their solution to delays is particularly unreasonable. They ask you to buy that delay insurance . Why do you have to buy your insurance first if you are late for such a long time and I want to pay for compensation? According to your logic, my boss shouldn’t deduct money from me if I’m late for work in the future. He should buy insurance first . We don’t pay compensation on rainy days, and he can’t get up on cloudy days, which is force majeure. Now I will retaliate by buying this delay insurance when I fly. I have carefully calculated that according to the delay rate of domestic flights, this is not insurance, it’s financial management. What are we buying? It can turn 20 yuan into 200 with a 40% probability . Just based on the odds , budget airlines should be the most conscientious online gambling at present. If it weren’t for the limit and only allowed me to buy 20 yuan, I would like to bet my entire salary and go all in. In (all wanted) this Shanghai to Shenzhen MN7386 (purely fictitious) is really infuriating. Both sides start counting money as soon as the rainy season arrives. There’s no disappointment at the airport about the delay. Everyone just sings out the window and lets the heavy rain fall. Once you’re on the plane, you can’t rest. You’re not allowed to sleep on planes. They’ll just give you a small table and assign a bunch of flight attendants to watch you and not let you use it. They’ll put a sunshade on you, and you ‘ll open it the moment you fall asleep. I finally fell asleep once, and the flight attendant opened the sunshade for me, squatted down, and asked if my husband needed an eye mask. I looked at the light outside the window and was speechless. It felt like the grass radical in my heart suddenly started photosynthesising. I didn’t understand why I was not allowed to use the sunshade, so I went online to check their official statement . I didn’t think the reason was very convincing. They said it was so I could always see the engine in the air to determine if there was any anomaly, and then decide whether to evacuate. Isn’t that a bit too much trust in my ability to escape? If I really had that ability, your plane wouldn’t have to land . You just stop at the stations in the sky. The captain was flying the plane while shouting, “We’re almost to Shanghai, are you landing?” I saw we were almost to our neighborhood, so I evacuated with my small parachute on my back . I said, “Captain, look at the traffic light below. It’s green. No problem, please stop there. ” But I think the more absurd thing about this is that the people sitting in the first class had their seats arranged in front of the wings of the plane. These people who should value their lives the most couldn’t see the engine abnormality even after opening the sunshades. Aren’t your lives more valuable ? Shouldn’t you have kept a closer eye on them? They were all pointing at me. Of course, this idea is wrong, and I didn’t dare to say it in front of the flight attendant because their rules are there to protect us. I feel like he must have had some thoughts in his mind when he saw me sleeping like that. He might have said, “Sir, do you need an eye mask?” but in his mind he was thinking, ” Open the sunshade. If you don’t, you’ll be fine.” Thank you, I’m Qiu Rui. Thank you, Qiu Rui. The countdown to locking the ticket is here. Applause to Qiu Rui. Qiu Rui, when you said the flight number out loud, Teacher Da and I looked at each other and said, “You’re really angry!” What happened that day? What? That’s a fabrication. We deliberately avoided that flight. There was no such flight. Another issue is that the reason for opening the sunshade so you can see the engine is a real reason, right? I looked it up online and it ‘s true. We saw it ourselves, so what can we do ? Didn’t I give my life to you the moment I boarded the plane ? So , is n’t that really infuriating? This is really strange. Every airline has its own explanation . When I was on a business trip in the United States, the sunshade was closed the entire time . Morning and night, for takeoff and landing, everything was closed. I felt a little stuffy, so I opened it a little bit, but it felt a little stuffy. It wasn’t breathable. It was a little stuffy, but it was okay . My eyes felt a little stuffy . I thought your plane had windows. Open the window. There’s a hole in the window , and a straw comes out. It goes on like this. But I did observe the engine once. Maybe late at night, when it was running, for some reason, it kept flashing like an explosion. There was a red light. That red light is not a red light . It felt like there was a fire, so I was very nervous. I asked the flight attendant what was going on. She said it was the filming of “Journey to the West” and the clouds were full of light, which was very scary. There was a very good part just now. The flight attendant took it off and asked if you wanted a blindfold. In fact, it was all in this action that was equivalent to being
paused. He wrote a long paragraph of about two or three minutes. I think it was a very good text. I think every time Qiu Rui performs, his angry state will inspire each of us to think and resonate with the unreasonable things I encounter in my life. I think this is Qiu Rui ‘s greatest contribution to every talk show. Every time Qiu Rui performs, he always pauses at the point where he gets angry , and then everyone thinks about it and gets angry together . That point is very funny . Yes, the point where I get angry is still at Pudong Exit H, because this is indeed the one I resonate with. Pudong, Beijing Daxing , and Tianfu Airport , there is also that kind of exit that you can see after passing the security check. I’ve never boarded a plane there in my life. Have you noticed? That thing is just a decoration, right? I’ve taken it hundreds and thousands of times, but I’ve never boarded a plane at the nearest gate. Fortunately, I’ve never boarded or disembarked at that gate . I did think of a solution. Wouldn’t it be possible to solve this problem if I sat on a suitcase with electric wheels ? But then I felt so embarrassed. Yes, there are many like that . Last time, a lady in a big skirt just floated over there. So, excellent stand-up comedians explore life. Another round of applause goes to Qiu Rui. Qiu Rui reminded me of my favorite side of Qiu Rui from previous seasons. He would curse and then wait for everyone to think he was so hateful. Then there was that feeling that only Qiu Rui has that unique side. The last two to appear in this group are a manzai duo. In the first two stages, they have already conquered the audience with their strength. Let’s applaud and welcome Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen to the manzai. Hello everyone, I’m Xu Haolun . Hello everyone, I’m Tan Xiangwen . Summer vacation is coming soon. I really want to take a spontaneous trip. I want to travel. We’re about to board the plane. Welcome aboard. Hello , welcome aboard. Hello , welcome aboard. Hello , welcome aboard. Hello , welcome aboard. This is the VIP channel. Please wait a moment. Welcome aboard. Okay,
welcome aboard. Okay, we can take off . Wait a moment, wait a moment. I haven’t gotten on yet . You can’t. This plane is full of VIPs , right? I want to be a VIP too . I want to be a VIP, right? Not a poodle, you know? You’re crazy. I want to be a VIP. I chartered the plane alone, and you still want to charter a plane alone. Yes, I want to experience the plane service alone. I’m alone. Welcome, Mr. Tan, aboard. Hello, hello, this is your seat. Okay, put your luggage up. Okay, put your bag up , put you up too. I won’t go up. I’m fine here. I won’t go up. I’ll just lie down, okay? Okay, Mr. Tan, welcome aboard . Our plane will take off after the safety demonstration later. Okay , please wait a moment. No problem, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard . In case of an emergency, your left hand will fall off. An oxygen mask. Your life jacket is directly under your seat. Ladies and Ladies and gentlemen, on your left, on my left, what ‘s that? What’s that accent ? It’s bilingual . Why do I understand both ? Why? I’m not thinking about international friends. There’s no need . I’m on a chartered flight and speaking Chinese is enough. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s the in-flight announcement. Meituan Flash Purchase: 30-minute delivery, the next generation of shopping. Or is it a business class flight? Mr. Tan, welcome aboard. Okay , if there’s an emergency, please don’t panic. Please adopt safe escape postures. You ‘re quite pious. Where is it safe here ? Cover your head with your hands, okay? It’s even uglier, you know? Just take off quickly. Please wait a moment. Since you’re a chartered flight, I still need to introduce the crew members . No problem, I’m the chief flight attendant. This is Charry Pity. Charry Pity is this week’s unveiling singer. Are you crazy? The unveiling singer . Why is he on my plane ? He ‘s not the unveiling singer. He’s the singer. He’s the singer . Who isn’t a star? I know he was calling him off, you know? I didn’t
call him off. I chartered a flight. Sorry, he doesn’t like you . Fasten your seatbelts. We’re about to take off. Please wait a moment . Would you like to sit next to me? This is a budget airline for us . It’s quite funny to call yourself a budget airline. Please wait a moment . We ‘re about to take off. We can take off. Wait a minute. Am I in first class or economy class ? Who’s in the cockpit? Sir , this is too scary . Aren’t you the chief flight attendant? I’m also the captain of this flight. Our crew is quite nervous. Don’t be afraid. Okay? Please wait a moment. Calling the tower. Calling the tower. This is CS38664 (purely fictitious). Is there any signal for flight CS38664? Okay, no signal , no signal. Who are you calling? Big brother, why is there no signal? Big brother, we have signal now. You don’t have to have signal now, you have to have signal all the time . We have signal . Okay , we have completed all the preparations for takeoff and can take off. Yes , we are on the national highway now. We are on the national highway and are about to get on the highway. We are on the runway now and can take off. Wait a minute, the tower. There is a person in front of the right side of my plane , wearing a hat and a reflective vest and holding a red and blue stick . He is here to check me for drunk driving, not you. What’s the point of drunk driving? Big brother, it’s a ground crew member telling you to fly. You can fly at any time . You are ready to take off. You can fly. Okay.
5 4 3 Launch a rocket here! 2 1 Do-Re-Mi! Why are you sobbing ? Fly a plane , fly a plane. Fly! Why are you singing here? If I don’t sing, it won’t fly. This is a voice-controlled plane. What does that mean ? The left and right sides of the plane can be controlled by the joystick . The altitude of the flight depends on the pitch of the sound you make. What kind of a design is this? Bro, it’s designed like this. You’re flying so high now. Two meters now , two meters. We’re still on the highway. Bro, don’t be afraid. We have a parachute . What’s the use of a parachute at two meters? Why do we need a parachute? From a distance, it looks like a student jumping out with a backpack. Don’t worry, he must be worried. Do-Rei, how do you usually fly? I don’t usually fly . Who is responsible for flying? Charry Pity (name) flies. Your singer who unveils the event is responsible for your flying altitude. Otherwise, why did I call him over? There’s no such thing. How can I fly if you chase him away ? Anyway, I can’t sing anymore. Why don’t you try it? I wo
n’t try. If you can’t fly, there’s nothing I can do. Then fly one meter . Then don’t fly . Fly, I ‘ll fly. That ‘s the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau . A little higher, a little more stable . A little shaky , need to be more stable. Can it fly? It’s flying , it’s flying , it ‘s flying. Your plane can’t fly without me. It’s scary, you know. You really believed it just now. What do you mean? What do you want to do? How do you want it to fly ? It can fly through the tone. If you really can’t sing anymore, I’ll pull the joystick. You will die if you pull the joystick directly. I don’t want you to put your hands on it . It’s automatic. I’m only responsible for takeoff and landing. It ‘s automatic now, right? Relax a little, it’s scary. The scenery is so Relax a little, please. Let me ask you something. I chartered a plane. There are only two of us on the plane. I know you want to perform manzai with me, right? Big brother, I want a cigarette. I want to smoke on a plane. Chartered planes must be different. If something happens, you’re responsible. If you say you can’t smoke, then don’t smoke. You don’t have any common sense. Why did I think chartered planes were different ? If I want to smoke, I want to hold it in for a while before smoking. How can you smoke on a plane ? Wait until it’s time. I’ll serve you the airplane meal. I’m not hungry, but I am. You’re serving it. Just hold your legs. Two people are pushing a food cart over here. What do you want to eat? There’s a Chinese one and a Western one. The Chinese one is beef rice, and the Western one is beef. There’s no choice for rice (beef rice). Big brother , whatever , whatever , right? Okay, whatever. Are you crazy to start an open flame here? You might as well let me smoke a cigarette here. You know, you won’t be hungry if you don’t eat, right? I don’t dare to know, right? I thought you were pushing a food cart and a stove over here. I remembered something. What is it? Didn’t I do a security check for you before you got on the plane? I even flew to the stratosphere to do the security check. It’s better than nothing, right? You just started an open flame and it’s fine, big brother ? What if there are other safety hazards? We need to do a routine inspection . Where is your suitcase ? Is this your suitcase? Combination lock . Guess it, I’ll tell you quickly, okay? 3 3 1 2 3. You have quite a lot of things. Let me ask. What if you find out what you can’t bring ? Throw it away. Otherwise, if something happens to it on the plane, you will be responsible. No short-sleeved slippers and socks. You don’t usually wear pants. You don’t wear pants, you know. Who doesn’t wear pants for no reason ? You can’t just say I’m not wearing pants when you can’t find your pants, you know . The pants are here. I said the matches . I might have forgotten to put them in my pocket. Then I lost them. I’ll help you throw away your clothes. I threw them away in the wrong place, you know. Who threw the matches? Who threw the clothes the wrong way? You know, throw the matches , throw the matches , throw them, light them, throw them, what are you doing ? It ‘s on fire , it’s on fire. Who is on fire? Hurry up, put it out, it ‘s even hotter, you know, here, your fire can’t be put out with ordinary water. Put it out quickly, no need to do anything, burn it clean, it’s okay. A few short-sleeved shirts, it’s okay. You don’t need them, who doesn’t need them? I’m going to Sanya. What should I wear if I don’t wear short-sleeved shirts? Where are you going, Sanya? Aren’t you going to Iceland ? Who is going to Iceland? Big brother, I’m going to Sanya. Ya, my navigation guided me to Sanya. It’s okay . We ‘re all here for fun anyway. It’s okay. You have to figure out the purpose of your trip . The important thing is the scenery along the way , not the final destination. The destination is definitely important. I went to Sanya, but you dragged me to Iceland. All I brought were short-sleeved shirts , and you burned them all. Here are two matches. What’s the use of matches? Brother, I have a few short-sleeved shirts in Iceland . They are much more useful than matches , right? Then you insisted on going to Sanya. What do you mean I insisted on going? I was going there anyway. Okay, what did you really do ? I ‘ll add a route for you. If Didi Express doesn’t work , add a route here. Think of another way. What ‘s the other way ? I’ll drive you there manually. Can you drive without disengaging the autopilot ? Of course, I’m the pilot. Sit tight and don’t block my view of the rearview mirror. Where’s the rearview mirror on a plane? I’ll explain clearly what’s going on. Lend it to me. Okay, okay? You ‘re nearsighted. Why don’t you wear glasses? They don’t look good in me. Is this a question of whether it looks good or not? It’s not safe. Let me make it clear to you. We are now deviating from our route and may encounter other planes. Don’t be nervous, do n’t talk about it . We have already flown over and are very close. We are flying together here . What should I do? What should I do? What should I do ? Why are you panicking? Don’t be nervous. It’s okay. Don’t worry . It’s okay. I tell you , we just need to maintain our constant speed and don’t sway left and right. In this case, it ‘s all his fault. It’s all his fault. Brother airplane will be gone if it hits you . You treated my life like my own, okay? I know. Quickly avoid it and avoid it to the left. Is it so difficult? Slow down, slow down. It’s okay. Don’t worry. Stretch here and poop quickly. Okay , why do you go to Hunan first ? I go. If I don’t go, okay ? Who is going to Hunan? We have already landed. We have landed. Okay, I know. I won’t land. Okay , so what? Why go to Hunan? Who is to blame? Who is to blame? It’s your fault for having to put that thing, Charry, before getting on the plane. Pity (name), what’s wrong? Okay, tower, tell me something. I’m this week’s unveiling singer. Am I crazy? Thank you everyone. It has to be someone else. Manzai, strength lies in numbers. Xu Haolun, Tan Xiangwen, countdown to locked tickets, countdown to locked tickets. Another round of applause to you two . Thank you. What did you shoot? Teacher, I shot the last unveiling singer. Of course I had to shoot it. I just put everything in. It was so fun. In the middle part when they were singing “Qinghai-Tibet Plateau”, I thought this thing would work or not , but then suddenly there was something that I thought was very, very interesting. Why did you think of putting these unveiling singers in? For them, anyway, this format can put anything in . Just add whatever you think of. Have n’t you been in there too? In our skit, why don’t you open the door and see who’s standing at the door? Who is it? Zhang Shaogang. Thank you , how did you make the connection this time ? Don’t you say that every connection has to be connected to the last? Last year in the third episode, it was driving , right ? This time it was airplanes , airplanes. It was so fun and amazing. It was the reversed part after “Qinghai-Tibet Plateau”. You shot it right. That voice-controlled airplane is so… The premise is ridiculous . Their performances are so far- fetched that people keep oscillating between reality, absurdity , and reality. So the biggest test for them is how high the absurdity can reach . There are also many details in their performances. Three of them are like a call back to the previous one: ” I’m on fire, ” and then he poured water on me , and he talked about the scenery along the way. These are some of the points that have been mentioned before. I personally like them very much because they always say ridiculous things in a very serious manner. I believe what he just said. Pity (name) I asked which singer this is. It’s not like there is no such person, right? So I just completely brought it into the conversation. This is their special place. I like them very much . They are typical of those who even when they didn’t perform at their best in their own works, they still passed the line of clapping lights. They are the so-called top-notch players. I have always had a dream . When I am on a plane, I press the light that calls the waiter. The waiter comes over and asks me , “Sir, what do you need? ” I say, “Give me your scream.” Then, “Give me your scream. ” Each plane can only take one such person. And the two of them sat in the helicopter. It felt like the two of them were there. Sometimes, seeing such ridiculous things makes you live a little braver, because life always tells you that there are many things you can’t do, right? After they broke through these frameworks, they felt that they could just say, “Since I’m just living, why can’t I be more interesting?” What others think is ridiculous, I’ve done it , so I’m very happy. In fact, they can give me the courage to go a little further, which I think is good. I love life more . It ‘s great . Let ‘s give another round of applause to the two of you . Thank you. At the same time, not only Qiu Rui but also all the friends from both teams are returning to the scene . Come on, the Laughter Friends Group received the same number of votes. Let’s take a look at their final votes . Qiu Rui is obviously a veteran and came in very steadily. He also talked about the plane, and we also talked about the plane . It feels like the difference in fate is not that big. 10 points, 290 (votes), it’s actually very close, only 10 votes apart. It’s really accurate. My sixth sense is super accurate, which shows that both groups performed very well. 279 (votes) 289 (votes) Ma Dashuai 748 (votes) Four Heavenly Kings 795 (votes) (difference) 47 points We would like to congratulate the Four Heavenly Kings. Three groups of actors have entered the next round. Congratulations, haha. Congratulations to Cao, Xiaoqi , congratulations to Xu Haolun, Tan Xiangwen. Which way are you going ? I ‘m going the wrong way. Who is the most relaxed person among the four of you ? Xu Haolun, right? He’s too addicted to the internet. A little bit, his relaxation can infect others. If you want me to be myself, I may not be able to play until four o’clock the next day , but suddenly I thought, how many teenagers are there in the world? I want to play with myself at 18. I don’t think it’s necessary to sleep so long, but I think Tan Xiangwen is quite a spiritual mentor. The cut where Huang Zitao eliminated me these two days, everyone has seen it , and they keep imitating Huang Zitao and saying that my stuff is too simple. There are a lot of Huang Zitao, but I remember the Huang Zitao he played. He sent me a chain and said he really liked it. You made me laugh. Xu Haolun, what did I say? Because we are on the same wavelength, how do you , if you are on the same wavelength, how do you comfort each other ? I was thinking about this question. We cry and laugh together. When we are in a bad mood, we are both in a bad mood. Well, that ‘s basically it. Is n’t that how we all live , buddies ? The next two teams are about to face off. First, please ask Wu Tiao Hands, Xue Bing, Zhang Jun, and Sun Shuheng to help me pick it off. Excuse me, we are Wu Tiao Hands . Welcome to the summer of the “Disabled Persons’ Federation.” No one is perfect , not a good thing. He lacks shortcomings , he is a shortcoming , he is a shortcoming, do you understand? I will be the two hands, the two wings, the two wings. Help me
with them. Want to eat? I’ve made the whole noodles with臊子 for you. Please have a bowl of noodles. Okay, okay, do you want to eat? Do you want the臊子 with or without the soup? Sun Shuheng knows how to live. He doesn’t starve even if he doesn’t do stand-up comedy. The freshest sugar and oil mixture is the best. I never stop eating at their place. Not to mention it’s quite flavorful , beyond your expectation. It’s hard to imagine that it’s so delicious that the restaurant they opened went bankrupt, right? Or why don’t you make more and go sell goats? Hello everyone, we are Wu Tiao Hands . Our slogan is Welcome to the summer of the disabled. Warm applause to welcome the three of you. Next, let’s invite their opponents, the three soft persimmons , Xiaokuai, Xu Zhisheng, and Hou Zhiyuan . Today is the day to go all out. Today… It’s Kaihua. All the actors have officially debuted. There’s no need to talk about job levels in a company of three people. It’s relatively flat. We rank people based on strength. Now it’s Mr. Hou. This is our Cultural Operations Officer, CCO (Chief Cultural Officer). He was morally kidnapped by us and had to be tied to us . I think we’re willing to pay any amount of money. We’ve discovered a priceless treasure in the talk show industry. Three soft persimmons. Who does Xiao Hou think is the softest persimmon ? I think , how can I say this ? How can you let me say it directly, boss? I’ll step aside for a moment. Otherwise, I think some persimmons are soft but sweet. How do you know that Brother Kuai has diabetes and has worked there ? What is Kaihua’s business philosophy? I also want to hear about it. I haven’t understood this yet. I’ll quickly write one. How’s the progress of this draft? As of yesterday, I ‘ve revised it to the eighth version. The eighth version is so embarrassing. I have a total of six words now. The first version isn’t out yet, and I won’t talk about me for now. Does Brother Hou care about the two of us ? Does he care about us? I have no hope for the manuscript . I don’t think it’s necessary to say this. Rejecting me face to face would only make the conflict stronger. If you say that, looking at the way the boss communicates with his employees, I don’t know if he really thinks so or if he’s just saying, ” Okay, blooming is just a bad reputation. ” Xiao (Hou) , who said the reputation is bad? So many good reviews. Pay attention to your wording. We are three soft persimmons. Try pinching me. Try the thorny persimmon. Let me ask the representative of the soft persimmon, Mr. Xu Zhisheng , how did you really feel when you finally chose to compete with their group ? Because no one chose us because when they were choosing, they all said we should find a strong one to fight, and then our two groups were left, which was quite sad. Xiao Hou , you are from the same club, they are from the same club, Xiao Kuai and Xu Zhisheng are both bosses. How did you really feel when performing with two bosses at the same time ? It’s an honor , it’s an honor . Just take a look at our corporate culture. Has Xiao Hou ever imagined this? What a grand occasion it would be if the employee with the highest score after the three of you perform. That’s what I should strive for. This company is really suppressing this employee, and this employee is already so talkative. Shuheng, who will carry the highest KPI (performance appraisal indicator) for your group ? For now, it’s mine. We’re second to last, so we were automatically matched with them. Let’s just play the game. Okay, let’s get started. The excitement is about to begin. The first team to send out their players is the Five Hands team. The friend they’re sending out, let’s be honest, he made it into the third round with nothing. I thought he had a trick up his sleeve, but he was really good at it. Let’s give him a round of applause and welcome Xue Bing . Hello everyone, I’m Xue Bing , thanks everyone on the second floor. Hello, you’re so happy, right? It’s obvious, right? I’m the soul of our team. Without me, we’d just be called Wu Tiao Ren. Let me explain to everyone that this arm of mine was caused by a high-voltage electrical accident when I was a kid. Relaxing isn’t anything new. When I first received the invitation from the program team this year, I was super happy. As expected, a disability certificate is the green card to the show. This section is about forming teams. To be honest, I felt quite lonely when I first started selecting people because this year, it was just me on this track, which made it less fun. Then I found two people who looked relatively normal to form a team. After we formed the team , we had to come up with a name. They thought for a long time . At first, they said they wanted to call it “Two and a Half Men,” which I thought wasn’t quite accurate. I said I was at least three-quarters. Later , I came up with the name “Five People, Five Hands. ” They laughed even happier than you did . As expected, I said they were too human and couldn’t be friends with me. I think we ‘ve already won half the battle with our name. I even feel it’s a bit unfair. Forget it, I’ll just let them have one hand. A few days ago , I was chatting with a friend who had already been eliminated. He became more and more excited as we talked , and suddenly, looking at my sleeve, he said, ” Your thing is still the best.” I said, “If you are so envious, you can also come to our track this round.” Let me tell you a story from my childhood . When I was about 5 years old, I had an accident . At that time , I was actually facing a very difficult dilemma . I had to learn to write in less than a year so that I could successfully attend preschool. But in fact, I could write with my right hand before the accident, and I wrote quite well. Now I have to learn it all over again. It’s hard to accept. I knew that my left hand was disabled . Writing with the left hand is really not easy, especially writing with pencil. The handwriting will be smeared by the palm of my left hand after writing. You see, the word looks a bit like gradient art. My mother coaxed me and said it’s okay, we can think of a way. We can write from right to left and from top to bottom. The ancients all wrote that way. I feel like I was born at the wrong time. If you were born in ancient times, not only would writing be convenient, but there would also be no high voltage electricity. I was actually young at the time and lacked patience , so I couldn’t practice . I would often cry and make a fuss after practicing for a while. My mother tried to coax me and stuffed a piece of candy into my mouth. What can I say? The more I practiced, the more flexible my left hand became, and the fuller my figure became. Others thought that I relied on perseverance to become so good at left- handedness, but in fact, it was all conditioned reflex . I talked to my mother before and asked her who taught me that skill. My mother said, “Of course, I saw police dogs on TV that were trained that way. ” Maybe it was because my mother trained me so well at that time that I could take care of myself in many things very quickly , and I didn’t feel any different from the people around me. I also quickly became friends with my classmates when I went to school . I was beaten and I also beat others. Actually , at that time, children were young and didn’t have so many thoughts. Their minds were very simple and no one thought I was a disadvantaged group. Although I was at a disadvantage in terms of fighting , I had the advantage in terms of physique. After all, all those years of candy were not in vain. But no matter who I fought with, I always looked like the victim. Sometimes, even if I won, the teacher would come and scold the other party, saying that it was too outrageous. How could you bully Xue Bing? My classmates were also confused and said, “Yes, how can you bully Xue Bing ?” I was indeed fatter when I was young and not good at sports activities . I was a little autistic. Then my mother encouraged me and said, “Don’t be afraid, play with your classmates more , because you are not bad at anything. ” I listened and played football with my classmates. They asked me what position I wanted to play, and I said it didn’t matter. They asked me to be the goalkeeper. The principle of my goalkeeping is similar to that of the empty city plan. It mainly depends on my courage. The opposing player looked at me with confusion and said he’d never seen a goalkeeper so arrogant. ” Look at him standing there with one hand in his pocket. To be honest , I was actually panicking too. I had no choice but to take a gamble. I bet my defender wouldn’t let the ball into the penalty area. I also bet the opposing player had moral integrity and would be too embarrassed to kick me on the right. But what I didn’t expect was that my defender also wanted to see how I defended the goal. How could a child playing football have moral integrity? The game that day was exciting . How can I put it? 40 to 0 , and half of it was an own goal. In those years, my mother encouraged me to be brave and confident, while also silently protecting me. Every New Year and other holidays , she would secretly give gifts to the teacher to ask her to pay more attention to me . She would also buy snacks for some classmates and ask them to take me out to play. There was no such thing as a peaceful life. It was just my mother silently “bribing” me. Actually, I have the courage to stand on the stage and give a talk show. Actually, I have to thank my mother for my courage to stand on the stage and give a talk show. Once, the school held a speech contest and my mother encouraged me to participate. I didn’t dare and didn’t know how to give a speech . My mother said, don’t be afraid , it’s simple, just like the toast on the New Year’s table at home. The main thing is the momentum. I teach you. She taught me word by word . Not only did she teach me confidence, but she also taught me to avoid typos and talk nonsense. She taught me this way, saying that people have joys and sorrows, separations and reunions , the moon has yin and yang, and waxing and waning. This has been a difficult thing since ancient times. On the day of the competition, I stood in the school auditorium facing all the teachers and students in the school, but I was still nervous . I said that today I would recite a poem by Su Dongpo, ” Shui Ge” for everyone . That was my first time to make a splash. Although I lost the competition , I brought joy to everyone. Thanks to Shui Ge. Actually, I only found out later that during the most difficult period after my accident, my mother almost gave up hope. One time, she rode She took me home on her bicycle , and as we were walking, she suddenly started crying. She then led me towards the train tracks. I was young at the time , but I immediately realized my mother’s intention. I was so scared that I shouted out the famous saying, “Mom, life is not a track, it’s a wilderness .” We couldn’t remember what we said exactly , but according to her recollection , it was my comfort that made her give up the idea of suicide. I was 5 years old that year and was reborn by the railway. So you can also call me Tiesheng. Now my mother is retired. Although she knows that I can support myself , she is still worried and has been secretly saving money for me . She always said that one day when technology advances, she will get me a high-tech prosthetic hand, like the ones in science fiction movies that can go to heaven and earth and do everything . I said, “Mom, you don’t need it. After all, I am good at stand-up comedy. If one day I really get that kind of prosthetic hand, I just want to give you a big hug. Thank you everyone. I am Xuebing Countdown to lock in Xuebing’s tickets. Xuebing’s performances in these past few times are all very relaxed and lively. Every time he comes up, he always says, ” Don’t be nervous,” and then “Thank you .” There’s no way to explain this energy, right? And, do you know about Xuebing? Although Xuebing is in this situation , he has won a championship, right? A championship in a certain field. Eating melon seeds doesn’t count. I used to play “World of Warcraft”, did you play it? Is the championship a home championship or something like that ? No,
I played “World of Warcraft” in a version back then. Our team won the world’s first kill, and as a member of the team, it was considered a team honor. It’s pretty amazing. You see, playing games doesn’t interfere with anything. As long as there is passion, everything can be done. I took this light to say that I wanted to give a complete hug. A complete hug. I hit it that time , I hit it that time. The sensationalism was very advanced, right? Because sentimentality is disgusting, it’s dirty work because he deliberately put it at the end of the sentence . It was that moment , and then you understood it all at once. It was so good. I was also overwhelmed at that moment. I ‘m very brave and optimistic. My mother was very beautiful when she was young, just like in artistic photos. She said I was amazing when I was a child. I was the leader in kindergarten, climbing up roofs and trees every day , running around, playing, and making noises. I was also very competitive. After the incident, it seems that I rarely took pictures. For a long time, I couldn’t find many photos . There were also very few group photos. I want to express my gratitude to them through jokes . I am really grateful to my mother for her training and education. I think that’s why I am who I am today. Xuebing, I want to ask you something later. Will you talk about a lot of details about your future life with one hand? Because we used to listen to Black Light and he would talk a lot . I’m actually looking forward to it and hope that you can talk about it instead of asking me questions like how to tie shoelaces or belts. Are there any live demonstrations? There will be some in your work later . I’m waiting patiently . Okay, there will definitely be a lot of jokes. Thank you, Xuebing, take a break. Let’s see the capabilities of the soft persimmon sent by the other side. Who are they? The first soft persimmon sent by the other side is the boss. Because he previously shared with us the story of how he made his club lose 1 million through his own efforts, so today he decided to turn himself around. He wants to share with everyone some wisdom about being a boss. It ‘s really wise. You have to listen . Let’s applaud and welcome Xiaokuai, the boss of Kaihua Talk Show. Hello everyone, I am Xiaokuai. I am healthy and mentally normal, I have a happy family, I have never worked, and I have a little money. You can tell from your reaction that it is difficult for me to break through the first round in this competition because the talk show competition emphasizes that the happy ones are eliminated. Until last year, I opened a club and dominated the business world. This year, I have reached the third round. Xu Zhisheng and I opened the club together. Before opening, we conducted a risk assessment . We both believed the biggest risk was facing huge revenues, and that human nature could not withstand the test. Financial problems were easy to arise. So, we planned ahead and resolutely decided to hire a financial officer even though we had no financial revenue. He also reminded me not to be afraid to spend money and to hire the best financial officer. So when I posted the position, I directly chose the highest level in finance : financial director. On the day of the interview, a woman came in. She was very professional and dressed in a business suit . I was also wearing a business suit and a Los Angeles Lakers jersey. She walked in and said, “Hello, my name is Lily (name), I ‘m here to interview the financial director. ” I said, “Hello, my name is Xiaokuai . ” Her eyes changed and she looked me up and down at my Lakers jersey. I asked, “Why are you a Warriors fan? ” She said, “No, I never watch football. ” She said, “I’ve never seen a CEO dressed so casually.” She was a little uncomfortable. To be honest, I felt a little sorry for her. I told her that you can dress freely as you adapt to the workplace. She said, “Okay. ” She was waiting like everyone else . I continued, but it was my first time interviewing someone, and I didn’t know what to say. Fortunately, I remembered that the purpose of an interview is to deepen understanding between both parties through asking questions. This is very important in blurting out . The show was called “interaction,” so I asked, ” Are you here alone? ” She was startled and asked, “What are you doing? ” I said, “Don’t be nervous,” and my occupational illness kicked in . At that moment, I realized I couldn’t interact anymore. The more I interacted, the more I’d reveal myself. I was born to be a boss and know how to throw questions to my employees. I said, “If you have anything you want to know , you can ask my friends. ” I said, “I’ve been doing talk shows for eight years and there’s nothing in this industry that I don’t know. ” Lily (name) stumped me with one question. She asked, “Excuse me, what is your company’s organizational structure ? ” This was the first time I’d heard the term “organizational structure” in my life. I could only bite the bullet and say, “We are a talk show organization. The main structure is foreshadowing and gags. Sometimes, to get on the show , we’ll add some sharp opinions, but they always end with a forced sublimation. ” After listening to me, Lily (name) said, ” The two words people in the workplace often say when they’re too lazy to argue, okay?” Then she asked me a second question. How many people are there in the company’s finance team now? There are only two people in the company, so it’s hard to call us a team. We can only be called a couple. I don’t know if you’ve ever had that moment where you know the answer but you can’t say it. I could only say in a more tactful way, ” We are still a startup team.” Lil Y (name)’s work experience really showed her me. That is, the company now has fewer than 50 people, right? I said it’s not that bloated. At the time, I felt that the knowledge of people coming from these big companies still needs to be improved. Then she asked me a lot of questions . It’s not that I couldn’t answer them, but I simply didn’t understand the questions. She asked me about financing strategies, who the balance sheet was connected to, and what the cash flow management process was. How should I put it? That scene made me seem very cunning because she didn’t get any valuable information from me. I gave the same answer to almost every question. The startup team ‘s boss’s startup team is the employee’s ” I can’t do it, but I can learn.” Later, she got anxious and asked what kind of work I would be responsible for after hiring me. My idea at the time was to make this job very complicated to show my professionalism. I said you have to calculate the box office of each performance and pay each employee’s salary. Do you know, she said it was just bookkeeping? I caught a loophole. I said bookkeeping is called bookkeeping. Then she said something completely beyond my understanding. She said bookkeeping is the accountant’s job and has nothing to do with my role as financial director . At the time, I thought she was definitely trying to deceive me because the last time I heard this sentence structure was in an article written by Lu Xun. It has nothing to do with me, Zhou Shuren. Then she asked me in confusion , “You can just hire an accountant for this job , why hire a financial director?” I explained my logic to her. In my concept, finance is a more respectable way of saying accounting, just like designer is a more respectable way of saying art, just like stand-up comedian is a more respectable way of saying ugly. There are so many people to hire, why hire a financial director? Anyone who has been to a barber shop knows that the director is the most capable. I would like to hire a financial manager, but there is no such option. After listening to my explanation, Lily (name) expressed her approval of my work ability. She was very impressed and said, “You’re really humorous. ” Then she explained to me in detail the difference between accounting, finance, and a financial director . I thought she knew so much. I had decided on her, so I asked her if she would like to join our “Blooming Talk Show.” Lily (name) said something that job seekers rarely say during interviews : “Let’s stop here for today. I’ll go back and think about it and let you know later. ” Before she left, she asked one last question that finally saved my face, and I answered it very smoothly. She asked me where the restroom was, and I said, “Just turn right when you leave.” After Lily (name) left, I immediately canceled the next six interviews with financial directors. Then I sat in the empty office to review it. To be honest, I felt humiliated at the time , but I was still very grateful to Lily (name). She also taught me a lot of knowledge , which allowed me to quickly recruit a financial director with half of the budget . I first hired an accountant and then called him the financial director. I often told this story to other friends later because I think it reflects the character arc of my growth in setbacks. Until one day, a friend who works in finance told me that with the scale of your business, you should hire an agency to do your accounting and 3,500 will be enough. I said that it was not much of a difference. I only offered our finance department 5,000 a month. In fact, I offered 8,000. I just didn’t want to admit that as a capitalist, I was the one being exploited. This friend in finance said 3,500 was the annual salary. That day, I realized that I was indeed not the kind of boss who was cost-conscious. I was a Socratic boss because the only thing I knew was that I knew nothing. I know that telling this joke makes me look very stupid, but there is no shame in admitting my stupidity. After all, we are a startup. The team can still learn. Thank you everyone. I am Xiaokuai, the boss of Xiaokuai, the lock-in ticket countdown. Do you have anything to ask us? Let’s interact. That’s great. You’ve taken all the photos. I’m happy . If you have any questions, come and ask me about these financial knowledge. Maybe Teacher Luo knows more. A little more , not a lot . A little more, right ? They just told you that it was nonsense. We used to use an accounting company . They came to help us with the accounts every month and then went back. I remember that it was more than 10 years ago and it cost one or two thousand a month. So his 3,500 couldn’t be for a year (it was for a year). Is it for a year? It’s even lower now . Teacher Luo has been cheated for more than ten years. It’s more than ten years. It’s so miserable. Without Teacher Luo , we only used one year, but I still think you did the right thing. Why? We used an accounting agency at the time. According to you, I was cheated. Even so, after more than a year, we started to make a profit. After that, we started to find a slightly more expensive financial manager, who was not yet at the director level. But after this person came, because of the previous That accounting company’s accounting was terrible, so after they came and helped us sort out those old accounts , it took over a year, right? So you were right to use your own people from the beginning. That was farsighted, right? Now we can clearly see every loss, Xiaokuai. I remember when you first came to the game, you said your friends had predicted that you wouldn’t make it to the third round. They must be feeling very complicated now. Because after I finished the last round, those club owners promised me that if I won the King, they would give me all their clubs. Because I promised them that if I won the King, I would give them the clubs , and he would lose two companies. So today is only halfway through, and there is still a long way to go. Let’s wait and see, okay? Brother Kuai’s progress this year is a mess in terms of business, but he has really changed creatively . Once the negative emotions accumulated, he became a completely different person. Very impressive . Thank you for the evaluation from my colleagues. Thank you. I would like to ask, Mr. Kuai , when did this incident just happen? This was last year when we just opened. We were really looking for a CFO. What’s the current size of the company? We have four or five people now , right? Then let me ask you about your corporate culture. Our corporate culture is about living. Now it’s living. The mission and vision should have been set on day one. I wouldn’t dare say anything about it. Those who haven’t heard of it have seen rapid growth, doubling in a year . From two people to four or five people, it ‘s like your club is operating. Of course, you have to sell tickets . And the more actors you sign , the higher the chances of profitability. Is that right? In theory, that’s the case. But because I didn’t appear on the show last year , the actors there didn’t quite trust my comedic ability. So, this year, I’m on the show to let everyone know that I have the ability. I can help everyone do more stand-up comedy . Friends in Guangzhou and Shenzhen can also give it a try. Basically, the logic is: if you don’t understand business, just sell products. Some entrepreneurs do this . The deal has been made, and the stand-up show is over. Let’s invite Xue Bing back to the scene and take a look at the votes for Xue Bing and Xiao Kuai . Xiao Kuai turned a profit with 279 votes. Turning a loss into a profit of 279 (tickets). If it were in the company, I should be able to stand up straight and be proud. Who could have thought that this year, Brother Kuai, you feel that this person really wants to write, he really wants to tell stories, he really wants to do this thing well. He wants to express comedy and still has to have emotions . Beijing kids, Beijing kids , have to be proud . In fact, among the three of us, he is under the greatest pressure because he is very afraid that this thing will not work well and Kaihua will continue to lose money . But I feel that this time Brother Kuai has really done it steadily, making everyone feel that Kaihua’s manager, Xiao Kuai’s name is Guo Yongnian, and his ID number does not need to be explained in such detail. What have you been doing? You look so tired. Didn’t you take on a lot of work again? You just got back from a rush. It ‘s okay. It ‘s all for our club. It ‘s okay. You should get ready. We have a performance soon. No, brother, I was just being stubborn . I ‘m really a little tired . Just tell me when I’m tired. How can I treat you badly? Look, I prepared a refreshing and hydrating Pulse to help you get back to your best. The pulse is back, and you feel your best again. Do n’t worry, our club will be fine after I win the championship. I’m the boss too . Why are you still making promises for the boss? The next actor to appear has a serious acting style. He talks nonsense in a serious manner. All kinds of small details in life can become the starting point of his creation. Applause, welcome Zhang Jun. Hello everyone, I’m Zhang Jun. How are you? Friends on the second floor, how are you? It’s like this. I consider myself a person who worships knowledge. I have a knowledge worship because I love reading. I just can’t get into it. This is my only thing. When I read books now, it ‘s just words. They can only form an image on my retina , but they can’t penetrate. I found that my eyes are protected from words. It’s a textbook-level protection because it only protects against textbooks. It’s like the security guard at the door. “Walden” has a strong Walden flavor. “The Outsider” You’re also an outsider in this situation. You’re a social media VIP. You can’t get into it, and even if you get in, you can’t remember it. Because I’m getting older, my brain is starting to get smoother. I read in incognito mode now . Every time I open a book, I have the same questions as the characters in the book. How did we get to this point? My knowledge absorption rate is too low. Then I went to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor said I have knowledge intolerance, you know? It’s just like lactose intolerance. You can take in knowledge, but you can’t absorb it. If you force yourself to take in a lot, you ‘ll easily fart. This is a very common disease. There must be such people around you. They seem to have read a lot of books, but they like to fart . Have you seen it? You know, sick? Postmodernism, Freud . Freud’s farts are particularly long, but I still insist on reading. Others say you’re already like this. If you don’t want to read something, read something. But I think reading is cool. It’s very niche now, it’s very rebellious . Some people in middle school think smoking is rebellious, but that’s because you smoke in a reading place. Reading in a smoking place is also rebellious. As soon as the high-speed rail door opened, I rushed out. This is too weird. I was suffocating . The smoking guy next to me is so rebellious. The conductor shouted, “Hurry up and get on the train , okay?” I just picked a door and sat down. Even the older brother couldn’t breathe. I’m the same way. I’m intolerant to knowledge. The conductor yelled, “Anyone else wants to get on?” The first time, I missed the train because I’d read thousands of books, and now I have to travel thousands of miles. Smoking is easier than reading, so even though we ban smoking and control smoking , there are still more people smoking in public places than reading . We don’t ban reading . Have you seen the banned book sign? There’s no banned book sign. It’s a red circle with a slash inside, and a book with a row of small words underneath, including e-books. You opened the high-speed train toilet door. What are you doing? I’m smoking. Is it okay? Reading, including e-books, is too easy. The problem is that knowledge isn’t addictive. If it were, it would be fine. Just add a lot of knowledge to the cigarette and smoke it . It can even solve many of my doubts . Otherwise, I’m always curious why everyone who smokes and makes a lot of noise in a barbecue restaurant happens to know so much about the Russo-Ukrainian War. Where does this information come from? It must be something in the cigarette. If not in the cigarette, then it’s in the alcohol. Okay , but the only problem is that this secondhand knowledge is a bit too smelly. So I’m on the same team with Xue Bing. He only has firsthand knowledge . I don’t have much humanity. Compared to worshipping knowledge, worshipping is not as good as worshipping knowledge . Academic qualifications are much simpler , because they’re just proof of a specific learning outcome. They mean you’ve learned something, but they don’t necessarily mean you’ve mastered it. So, it’s a lot like a driver’s license. You definitely have that friend who has a license, and you never dare let him drive. He says, “Let me drive today, don’t make a fuss. ” He sits in the back and complains. I graduated from a top-tier driving school, and every year he posts on WeChat Moments wishing the school a happy birthday. Patrick Star , he learned this, and the most amazing thing is this: My driving school is ranked in the top 50 globally by QS (a certain organization) , and it moved up one spot last year. You’ve graduated for so many years, and you’re still saying this. It’s possible that your school’s ranking rose just because you graduated. Don’t piggyback on it. If you’re truly talented, your alma mater will piggyback on you. Even if you didn’t attend those schools, many schools will want to award you an honorary doctorate. A ton of schools want to be your step-alma mater. Culturing academic qualifications is so easy; you don’t even need to earn the degree yourself. Just admire other people’s academic qualifications . My friend came back from the US, and after his girlfriend went to Harvard, he started bragging about other people’s achievements. This is my girlfriend, who went to Harvard. He didn’t even say her name, who she was , Harvard’s zodiac sign , Harvard’s MBTI (vocational personality test). HAFO (Harvard) I don’t know what kind of personality his girlfriend has. He is definitely not a happy puppy. He is a Harvard bootlicker . Then I asked his girlfriend, ” What are you studying at Harvard?” She said, “I have a PhD in neuroscience, which is quite impressive .” My friend was next to her . I now suspect that his girlfriend is with him because she is doing research and needs some special samples. In the acknowledgments of her paper, his girlfriend thanked my boyfriend for giving her such wonderful data. Her boyfriend is very good and impressive. I just want to say that you should not only worship academic qualifications but also knowledge. If you only worship academic qualifications, you will easily be deceived by people like me with unstable academic qualifications . Because a few years ago when I was studying for my PhD, they still said that the jokes were quite cultured and meaningful, and then they became undergraduates. People still need to read more. I’m still a person , how can I drop out of school and give up the joke? There’s no need. But some time ago, someone heard that I got an offer from Columbia University (an acceptance letter), and then he said that my jokes still have some substance . It’s too early to praise. Whether my jokes have substance depends on whether Trump will give me a visa. If I don’t get a visa, there’s no need. Don’t just worship academic qualifications , especially in our industry. Some people are funny . It has nothing to do with whether they have a high degree or not . They are funny in themselves. I can’t stand it. Some people say that people with high academic qualifications tell jokes in a sophisticated way. It’s funny, it’s funny, it’s sophisticated, and cursing is really dirty. As long as you eat a meal and you know it’s sophisticated, you know you have to have another delicious meal after it. And the same is true in life. If you find that someone in your life keeps using the halo of academic qualifications to shine in your eyes, he may just be afraid that you will find that there is nothing behind it. But I don’t know anything because I am intolerant of knowledge. I’ll leave my fart here today. Thank you everyone, you are awesome , handsome , awesome , keep going, it ‘s okay, locked ticket countdown, thank you just now, we talked about Xiao It’s like a different person. Zhang Jun is also a bit like a different person . This is Zhang Jun. I think this is the best performance I’ve ever heard of him. It’s great , really great. A classic that will last forever. Great. This is actually my best performance in history. I’ve never made it to the third round. This is a championship-level performance. Thank you. We talked about Zhang Jun before . You always feel that he has something , but for many years he’s been mediocre. Then in the last game, because it was so good, I said this is the Zhang Jun I expected , the best Zhang Jun. But today he stacked several layers on top of the best Zhang Jun. Thank you very much. This is really a boost for you. Maybe you may fall a little in the future or in other games, but you have had this performance . At least I talked about this performance. This performance was great . I think it was particularly great. Thank you. I agree with Zhang Jun’s point of view. I think the difference in academic qualifications is not important. The difference in thinking and knowledge is important. So I suggest everyone read more. If you like paper books like me, you can open Meituan and click on the flash sale. There are not only food, drinks and daily necessities. You can also choose a good book and start reading in 30 minutes. I was so excited listening to it. You took this photo at Socrates, not Harvard. I took this photo at Harvard HAFO (Harvard). I told him that my girlfriend didn’t even mention Harvard’s name, but actually, when I saw his first point, I really wanted to take a photo of that point. That point was the point where he rushed out of the high-speed train to read a book. Is that right? That point is very vivid. Yes, the part with the e-book in the brackets is really funny. That part is so funny. It’s the small details in life and your own theme. I want to know, Zhang Jun, when and how did you get this inspiration? I suddenly thought of this inspiration when I first wrote about reading and smoking. I wanted to compare them. I kept observing that it would include e-cigarettes, but this thing never became anything. Then one day, it kept turning in my mind and suddenly it came to me, right ? It kept turning, that is, it didn’t disappear. It kept turning here, and then there was a When I was writing, this sentence came out naturally, and then it became like this. This is how things are thought of . Let’s listen to our screenwriter, Mr. Cheng Lu. I think the reason why today’s performance was so good is because his segment was very precise and to the point. So I think this is Zhang Jun’s best performance ever on this talk show stage, as Mr. Lu Yu said. Thank you , but in this round, no matter how good a talk show host is, he will have his challenger. The second weakling is about to come on stage, Xu Zhisheng. The second weakling is Xiaokuai’s partner, and he is also pulling their blooming carriage. Awesome applause, welcome Xu Zhisheng . Hello everyone, I am Zhisheng. Don’t shout at me because I can’t keep up the script, okay? Can you see that I have lost weight? (No) I have lost 15 kilograms. Do those who just said no feel guilty? (No) I have really lost weight , but I found that after other people lost weight, everyone said that you look good now. After I lost weight , everyone said that Zhisheng, you are in good spirits now. Some people also asked me, Zhisheng, why did you want to lose weight? I said it was for my spirit. At first, I really wanted to make myself look more energetic, but I didn’t expect any other effects. Then someone came up to me and said , Zhisheng, you have a neck now. I said I worked so hard to lose weight just to get a neck. I said, no wonder I look energetic, it’s also a spirit of working hard to get a neck . Then after I got a neck, I found that not only did I have it, but it was also leaning forward . This is because I am nearsighted, so I often have to squint when I see things. At this time, you have to pay special attention to your facial expressions. You can’t laugh, and you can’t laugh suddenly. Then, in order to correct this posture, I thought about getting a massage. After I went, he did a very harsh posture assessment on me. He said that I must have a lot of dampness , and started touching my joints. He said that I have a forward neck, rounded shoulders, hunched chest, scoliosis , anterior pelvic tilt , and bow legs. Then, when I took off my shoes, he asked, “Why do you still have hallux valgus?” I really didn’t expect that I came here to adjust my posture, but he was still touching me. I said, “Brother, stop touching me, touch here, your mind must be twisted.” What he said made me so ashamed that I wanted to find a hole to crawl into. There was actually a hole in their massage bed . Then they told me they needed a real bone correction. I was really nervous. I heard about bone correction because the first time I saw it, I thought it was very dangerous. When I was a kid, I watched a TV show where the martial arts master would just walk up to the guard and snap the person, and the person would be gone. I’d never seen that kind of situation where a martial arts master would sneak up to the guard on a dark and windy night and snap the person, and the guard would say it felt much better. This has been my problem for years , and I don’t understand why bone correction requires you to listen to the sound . The master would press each joint and say this one would make a sound, and then press that one and he would say that one would also make a sound. I was lying there and I felt like a string of firecrackers. That’s how I came. In the past, I was the one who ordered the technician, but now the technician ordered me. The key is that it makes a sound, which is the best result. If it doesn’t make a sound , he will keep pressing it until it makes a sound. There was a place where the elder brother pressed it three times and it didn’t make a sound. I heard the elder brother start to take deep breaths to gather strength. I asked him, “Are you planning to use your internal energy?” Then I asked him , “Does the lack of sound mean that it’s fine ? Or is it because there is too much moisture in the firecrackers ? When we tell our stand-up comedy jokes, they often don’t make a sound. I can’t tell it three times. When we tell our stand-up comedy jokes, they often don’t make a sound. I can’t tell it three times . Then I was too scared to get my bones straightened , so I thought about finding a fitness trainer and working hard on my own. ” After a while , after I went there, the coach told me that we should do a posture assessment before training . I said let’s skip this step. Then I really found that posture is really difficult to correct because it trains muscles that you don’t often use, which makes it very uncomfortable. When you were training there, the coach kept telling me, Zhisheng, just grit your teeth and persevere. I really persevered, and the effect was obvious. My masseter muscles are very developed now, and I now have 8 masseter muscles. And what is the key? The key is, and it is the kind of movement that corrects hunchbacks . It is really difficult to use it in life. I have never seen anyone use this movement in life. When I use this movement, people only ask me if I have a script. I said no, and my posture is really bad. When I was training there , my joints were cracking. The coach asked me why my joints are always cracking. I said, “I’m stopping them from cracking .” Do you know how hard some people work to make them crack? Really, my joints don’t crack when they should, and they crack when they shouldn’t. Now I want to ask them, what are you thinking? Thank you everyone for saying this. Xu Zhisheng, countdown to locking the ticket. Thank you, Zhisheng , how did you think of losing weight ? You are not fat. In fact, I lose weight just to be more energetic . Why are you not energetic? Where am I not energetic? Because I find that I tend to be lazy and just sluggish like this. Because I was lying down and then I thought about losing weight. Mr. Luo didn’t take the photo, right? Because Zhisheng himself said this season that he was here to have a party, just to have some fun , to have some fun, to relax, right? Because he really doesn’t have that much time to write scripts and that kind of thing. Every aspect of society needs him , so the time he can allocate to talk shows is limited. But I need talk shows more . Mr. Luo, please don’t say that, really. But to be honest, I ‘m just not capable enough , but I still spend enough time because I basically spend all my time writing, but I just can’t write. You see, you’ve blocked the only possibility for me to make up for it. No, I admit that I have tried my best . All I know is that I know nothing, right? And what he made up for it is that he still has to work hard , right ? But everyone has had bone correction, right ? Many people have been there. My back is always sore, and when I went for bone correction, there are many powerful ones where they touch and pinch your back first. How about one? He asked me if I was always slumped, and I said no. He asked me if I always crossed my legs, and I said no, so what’s my problem? He said you like to lie, but I have seen the most bizarre bone correction doctor. He asked me if I crossed my legs, and I said I did, and he said I had to cross my legs in turns. They were both tilted side to side , and the doctor said, “So handsome!” He started praising you because he knew you couldn’t do it , so he was just trying to help you think of a way to balance both sides. Why didn’t Luyu film it? Because this was a 1v1 competition. I think Zhang Jun is indeed very, very outstanding , but I still think Zhisheng has an extraordinary ability . His charm can completely carry us along. Before he told this joke, I kept looking at the stage, and for the first time I clearly saw Xu Zhisheng’s particularly beautiful jawline. Zhisheng is already handsome and radiant. I wanted to tell this joke, but I don’t want to rely on his looks on this stage. Mainly, let me show you now. Look at the jawline. Goose goose goose curved neck. Xiang Tiange, friends, I have a suggestion. Let’s end these boring topics. Okay , not Teacher Zhang , you can’t let me show you without it. Okay , Teacher Shaogang, he used words to correct your bones. What’s going on? What’s wrong with this kid? Xu Zhisheng is crazy. I think Zhisheng is competing with you now, not me , Zhang Jun. Do you dare to compare your jawline with Zhang Jun? Comparing with me is a bit boring, right? I never compare with people who are better than me . Please ask Zhang Jun to return to the stage. Come on, after the two of you have finished your performances, let’s take a look . This one is very sharp. I’m not saying I’m very sharp. I’m not shaking my head here. I’m wondering if I have a jawline. Do you have one ? Let’s take a look at the votes for Zhang Jun and Xu Zhisheng. It’s amazing . Zhang Jun got the highest number of votes so far in the third stage, the championship with 290 votes (champion). What was my first thought after the championship score was announced ? My first thought was “thank you” . It means rushing to open mic with friends to revise the script , and then walking on the street on a summer night , telling jokes all the time. This is the summer I’ve always dreamed of, but I ‘ve never had this kind of summer. Every time summer starts, I’m eliminated, and then the whole summer is filled with sadness. I actually envy the days when we revised the script together, revised it together , and chatted together, and open mic together, it felt like a group life. This is the first time I’ve made it to the third round , and it’s also my best result ever. I’m very happy , and this summer doesn’t seem as hot as before. I ‘m walking towards another open mic with my friends . On the way, we would talk about the script. I think this process was very happy for me. Foreigners came, foreign doctors came, and you were quite rude. It bothered me, it bothered me a lot. In fact, I was just communicating my ideas with the audience normally . I didn’t deliberately put myself in a low position, but I didn’t deliberately look down on the audience. I think they say I’m pretentious or arrogant on the Internet. This is a misunderstanding . I would feel uncomfortable. In fact, I’m quite sensitive. I try my best to take care of other people’s emotions . I have a little social anxiety, and then or in front of the screen, I feel uncomfortable. I don’t know how to get along with others or deal with them. I can’t fit in. But it seems that I have a little arrogant, but in fact, I just have a little social anxiety . I’m very happy to break it today. I’m grateful for everything I have now . I’m very happy. This summer is very special. I couldn’t hold on. It’s okay, it’s not a big deal . I’m sorry, it ‘s okay . I was bold in speaking my mind. I really didn’t act well. When Zhang Jun was acting in the front, he already knew the result would be like this . This time he was exposed . A very important issue is the script, including my performance. People will be more tolerant of me. The second thing is my own mentality. I found that I seem to have fallen behind the pace of progress in talk shows. When I watched Zhang Jun’s performance, I felt that I had never felt the gap between you and the real top talk shows before, but at that moment, before I went on stage, I felt it. So the text itself is not good enough, so it will be presented on stage as a drag. Suddenly it became so formal , right? Because some formal things in my style have always been both good and evil. This was another learning process. Xiao Xu just realized his shortcomings, which is good. He was a little bit dizzy before. Brother Kuai, I have a word for you as well, I hope you can recognize your shortcomings as soon as possible. This is the opponent I met two days ago. The friend who is about to appear is still from Go Tiao Shou. I must tell you that his performance rhythm is very strange and his tune is also very interesting. So everyone should calm down and listen carefully to this friend’s unique worldview. Applause to welcome Sun Shuheng. Hello everyone, my name is Sun Shuheng. Thank you everyone. Our group is called Wu Tiao Shou . And I am a good person. I thought since it is called Wu Tiao Shou, we should really form a band. Let Xue Bing play bass, because bass only needs hands. But I later found out that he didn’t have the hand to pluck the strings. He only had Xue Bing. He was silent, without any sound. I said that bass is this sound. I’m sorry, I am a person with “moral defects”. I have “moral disabilities”, I admit it. I can’t care about many morals. I can’t care about them . I can’t be environmentally friendly . It ‘s just that young people in big cities live too hard. Family urges marriage and work drives you to death. After a day of work, you come home and there is garbage in the ocean again. You blame me again. What does the garbage in the ocean have to do with me? I threw all my garbage into the trash can, so how did it end up in the ocean? Foreigners also accused us of being environmentally unfriendly by using disposable chopsticks. I was really angry. I had already eaten a good meal, but they still accused me of using disposable chopsticks. I have three Haloxylon ammodendron trees in Ant Forest, and I planted all my disposable chopsticks myself. I said I am not environmentally friendly, but at least I told you that I use disposable tableware . I told you a lot of things that you don’t realize it won’t tell you. For example, the stage of this show is very gorgeous, but this show was recorded for three months . And then, many of these things are obviously disposable. These stand light strips Zhang Shaogang used are obviously disposable. Other shows don’t need them at all. I ‘m sorry , I’m… I’ve already told you about people with “moral defects,” right? What should we do about these things? Who’s going to take care of the pollution caused ? Do you know how many sea turtles are in the ocean right now? Is there a talk show being held? The moral standards for ordinary people are a bit too high. I think it’s true now, but when rich people do a little good, everyone thinks it’s great . Paying taxes legally is great. Donating to Hope Primary Schools is great. Providing employment opportunities is great. When rich people do a little good , everyone thinks they have these good virtues. I say they have good virtues because they are rich and have the spare capacity to have those good virtues. The money I have only allows me to have some of these good virtues. Rich people may be in such a big circle . It’s such a small circle, and you can only squeeze in things like thriftiness, hard work, and helping others. It’s really not enough . I’m really struggling with helping others. If my money goes to support a poor family, there will be one more poor family in the world . My moral values are like my right hand. If I give it to a disabled person who just happens to be missing his right hand, I’ll be so overwhelmed that I can only take care of myself. Sometimes I want to do good things, but I really don’t have the ability. I have a kid at home who graduated from a junior college and a technical secondary school and he insists that I find him a job in Shanghai. I really want to help , but the kid doesn’t know anything. I asked him if he knew programming, and he said no. I said Excel (spreadsheet) and PPT (presentation) Do you know Word (documents)? No. I asked, “Can you drive? No. Electric cars are too dangerous. ” I asked, “What about rap, rock, and talk shows? You have to choose one of the three, right? You don’t know any of these. How can someone do that without any professional knowledge and without participating in any extracurricular activities ? You’re living in a vacuum. My three years in junior college were really junior college . My morals are like this. If you try to force helping others into your life, then you have to be law-abiding and get out of here completely. I can find you a job, but don’t worry about what the job is. The parents also said, “It doesn’t matter, as long as I can hang out with you in Shanghai. ” I said, “I can’t guarantee that in Shanghai , but it’s hard for me in China.” There are many morals that are better if you follow them, but it’s okay if you don’t. They force you to follow them. For example, filial piety is something you should do, but the financial factor is not taken into consideration. It’s about whether you have money or not to go home for the New Year. If you don’t have money, can you really go home for the New Year? You’re stuck at the plane ticket stage. The New Year plane tickets are expensive. Everyone knows how expensive plane tickets are. When I just graduated, I spent at least three years taking out loans to be filial. To be honest, filial piety is really a luxury . Let’s talk about what kind of tradition this is. Family reunion during the Chinese New Year is a tradition. What kind of tradition is this? In the past, high-speed trains and airplanes were not so developed. In the past, people left home when they were young and returned when they were old. Now they have to go back. There are also people saying that there are three types of unfilial behavior. I think the trauma of the original family is the biggest one , right? You can’t force me to be filial without considering the trauma of the original family. I have squeezed these two together. I have done a really good job as a son . Do you think that’s the end? There are also people squeezing in to report good news but not bad news. My moral values are really crowded. I really can’t squeeze in. I’m really breathless. They also want to go crazy for environmental protection. If environmental protection is squeezed in, filial piety will have to go out completely. My dad asked me why I didn’t go home to see myself. I said I would go home to see you . Your turtle has a straw stuck in its nose. I would go home to see you . Because of global warming , the Arctic has melted and there is no Arctic. You are still here to go home to see you. You really don’t know what is important and what is not. I am moral, but my morality must have a sequence. Imagine this: you came home after a two-day business trip and found that you forgot to turn off the air conditioner. I don’t believe it. The first thing you think of is, ” It’s really not environmentally friendly, do you understand? ” They insist on adding these kinds of problems to ordinary people like us. I squeeze into the subway every day, and they asked me to think about the trolley problem. It’s like one person on one side and five on the other . Who would you run over? But no one’s thinking about solving the problem. Everyone’s blaming each other. One person blaming five, five blaming one, three parties blaming each other. No one has considered who tied up the six people. Who? Who proposed this dilemma ? British philosopher Philippa Foot, these damn petty bourgeoisie, these hypocritical philosophers, don’t think about solving problems every day , but instead think about raising problems to embarrass ordinary people like us. Many people are like this now. A bunch of people sitting in seven-seater business class accuse us who stand and squeeze into the subway of being unenvironmental. I’m poor, so I’ll just take care of myself, and he’ll kidnap people if he’s rich. The world is full of people. If you can’t solve too many problems, everyone will just live in a muddle and that’s it. We’re all ordinary people. I only have a few morals, but I insist on not throwing them away because if I throw away my only persistence, the money will come. Thank you everyone,
I’m Shuheng. Thank you for coming. Thank you . Well, how did we end up with such a group? Everyone, hurry up and vote for Sun Shuheng’s performance during the final voting time. I can’t possibly vote for him. Let’s watch the countdown to Sun Shuheng’s vote lock. Thank you everyone , what happened? They ‘ve all gone crazy. It’s suddenly like this, right? Suddenly, everyone went crazy. They clapped loudly, right, they’re all swollen, and I’m still being bombarded. The hierarchy inside is perfect , right , and you don’t hold grudges , which shows that your moral character is truly exceptional. It ‘s really great, which shows that you’re unique and there’s no second one. But that joke is really good, just the lights. The joke with Zhang Shaogang was really good. It’s okay , Mr. Lu Yu. I received the first one . Second, I also appreciated the humor. Third, if I can make everyone happy, I’m happy too . Fourth, you don’t have to do it next time . Sorry , it’s okay. Today, there’s another stand-up comedian who is completely different from the first two rounds in the third round. How did he come up with that idea? He can squeeze this morality into my head, and that morality will disappear . This is amazing , because he used a limited space method to make everyone understand that my capacity is only this big , like a hard drive. If I put this thing in, I will inevitably squeeze this thing out. I think this is very clever. And during the performance, he would even gesture to show how big the space is. It’s very small . After this, the topic of environmental protection suddenly came up again, which completely exploded the atmosphere. I felt like I was nagging about it for decades. I have n’t been able to get over it for many years. Yes , what triggered your feelings about environmental protection ? It’s tiring . It’s like you are asked to do this and that now. The responsibility of young people is a bit too much. We can’t bear so much responsibility. We just need to take care of ourselves. I think people in their 20s are quite listless. They are slapped here and there. In fact, you don’t know how to speak appropriately. I look like I have psychological problems. I am lazy, self-destructive, depressed and avoidant . Young people in big cities live too hard. You come home after a day of work and there is garbage in the ocean again . You blame me again because I threw all the garbage in the trash can. I (introvert) am just 18 I’m 28 and I’m going out to meet real people and learn jazz. I ‘m so desperate. Why? Because every rehearsal was bad and there was no one. I started learning jazz at 27 and that’s how it is. I’m definitely not the first one. I’m just one of these desperate people. When doing stand-up comedy, you’re driven by a mysterious force and you have to do it. I now live one kilometer away from where I first went on stage. It turned out that this stage was right here and there was a huge blue face behind it. It was standing there and talking , and its performance was so cold and awkward. I didn’t want to do it at first, but I couldn’t bear to leave , so I just kept hanging around there . I hung around for about three months and then got selected for the Kung Fu Comedy Festival. I didn’t expect to be selected. It’s the kind of thing that happens now. What happens when a game ends ? Hu Lan, Xu Zhisheng, and the others are finished. A man named Liu San is also prominently on the list. I am that Liu San. I’ve been in this industry for eight years , and I’ve never felt that kind of happiness before. I really like it. There’s no better option. This is the best decision I’ve ever made. Applause, welcome Sun Shuheng. Thank you everyone. I’m Shuheng. Thank you for coming. Thank you. There are no answers, only smoke. You are as cool as the wind and as wild as a dog, dashing into the dim lights. This is my life, this is it. There are no answers , only smoke. Bye. It ‘s really enjoyable to watch these two three-person teams compete. You have no idea who might have the upper hand. After such a wonderful performance just now, Shuheng has blown the place up again. Another round of applause to Sun Shuheng. Thank you everyone, that ‘s amazing. Your opponent is about to appear. Act normally and steadily. No problem . This friend is a newcomer on the talk show, but a veteran in the workplace. He previously shared with us his outsourcing story and his group interview story. Let’s listen today to what other workplace stories he wants to share with us. Applause, welcome Hou Zhiyuan. Hello everyone, hello everyone, my name is Hou Zhiyuan, and I graduated from Fuxin Mining College. This is my opening remark during the interview, and it’s often also my closing remark. Some interviewers who discriminate against academic qualifications had their eyes changed after hearing my introduction. It felt like the version they heard was “Hello everyone, my name is Hou Zhiyuan, I have an infectious disease. ” He didn’t discriminate against academic qualifications, but remained decent. When he heard about my school, he would pretend to praise it and say it was good. I was often praised, but I was never admitted. It seems that the interviewer’s evaluation is divided into four levels . Excellent Liangzhong is pretty good. In fact, my major grades are among the best in our school, but I submitted hundreds of resumes and couldn’t find a job that matched my major. The market environment is quite good. I am very strong-willed and persisted for a long time before I became a sales leader. Mr. Yang told me that academic qualifications are not important for Xiao Hou’s sales career, and drinking capacity is more important than academic qualifications. I am allergic to alcohol. Mr. Yang said I would give me a month to correct my allergy. Mr. Yang is a very nice person . I insisted on drinking after meals every day, and my allergy became worse. One day, I still hadn’t recovered, and I wanted to drink again at night . I went to Mr. Yang to plead with him, saying that I get a headache and a rash when I drink. Mr. Yang said, “How about you eat something tonight? ” I said, “Then what?” and then drink. Genius ! My headache and rash were caused by hunger. Mr. Yang overcame my allergies, and my biggest weakness was overcome. It turns out that the main components of rice are starch, protein , and loratadine (an allergy medicine). Mr. Yang taught me according to my aptitude and taught me the circular vomiting drinking method. Simply put, drink a few glasses, go to the toilet to vomit, come back, drink again, and then vomit again . Don’t ruminate. Basically, after three rounds of drinking, I fall asleep on the table. This is my trilogy of drinking. One (one) Vomiting and sleeping. I mainly play a transportation role at the wine table. I was curious and asked why the wine could not be poured directly into the toilet. Sometimes I would hold the toilet and vomit while crying. I didn’t know what I was doing. Suddenly I found that there was rice in the wine I vomited. It turned out that I was making wine. I couldn’t understand why I had to endure this pain. I felt that every glass of wine was a punishment for my low academic qualifications. Gradually, I had extreme ideas. I wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination, but my job was not very suitable for review because our department’s work and rest schedule was reversed. Rest during the day and drink at night. It was like raising troops for a day and using them for a night. The next day, sober up during the day and drink again at night. It was a cycle. I could only go in a straight line on the first day of work. The rest of the time I took a detour. In fact, I also had time to review during the day , but the efficiency was not high. I was still drunk and I had to avoid Mr. Yang when I reviewed. Because Mr. Yang was in the company, he could look at his phone or magazines. I was studying. As soon as I took out my book to read, he started to act mean. I was really ambitious, so I couldn’t read. I felt uncomfortable when I saw a book. It seemed that Mr. Yang had a serious allergy to studying. I had experience in dealing with allergies. I told him to eat something first. He found me reading the materials for the postgraduate entrance examination. Mr. Yang came again and asked me which graduate school I was going to apply for . I was afraid he would expel me , so I wanted him to think I would definitely not pass. I said I was applying to Peking University . Mr. Yang started to show concern for me. I asked him , “Xiao Hou, are you still drunk?” I said, “Mr. Yang, I’m sober. Have you ever heard of the saying that sober people are the craziest? I was the craziest in this office.” That day was the first time Mr. Yang advised me to drink less. I always felt that Peking University students and I were from a different world. Until I met a friend from Peking University named Dahai. At that time, I couldn’t find a job and lived in a youth hostel in Beijing. He also lived there , experiencing life and my life. Although he slept in the bunk below me , I felt that he was still superior to me because his ordinary T-shirt had a big logo printed on it. It was a Peking University logo to be precise. go (logo) That youth hostel was very shabby and I couldn’t take a bath. Dahai offered to take me to Peking University to take a bath. The bathhouse was foggy and the Peking University students were so steamy. Have you ever taken a bath with Peking University students? I couldn’t take my eyes off them. I wanted to see what was the difference between them and me , but I found that after they took off their clothes with logos, they were no different. They were all ordinary people. I looked at every one of them. There was no Peking University logo on their chests. Of course, I didn’t stare at them the whole time . I rubbed them while looking. It looked like I was rubbing mud. Only I knew that I was demystifying . Many things are not so scary after seeing them . At that time, I decided to apply to Peking University and I wanted to take a bath. Because I like cleanliness, I thought that getting admitted to Peking University would solve all the problems I encountered before. I didn’t expect that I would actually get admitted in the end. Thank you. The review process was very painful. The experience I can share is to drink less alcohol. The biggest gain I got from passing the postgraduate entrance examination is to believe in myself. I feel that no one can judge me easily anymore. Now I’ve graduated from graduate school. It’s really different looking for a job with my Peking University diploma. I’ve received a lot of special attention. HR (human resources) paid special attention to my first degree. I told them about Fuxin Mining College, and they said it was pretty good. Thank you everyone for saying this . There’s suspense. I feel there’s suspense . Everyone, let’s countdown to Hou Zhiyuan’s ticket lock. Thank you. Hou Zhiyuan’s three stages are consistent, and his content
is consistent. Actually, this is the job in the first stage. Yes, it ‘s the same leader, Mr. Yang. He’s a very good person . In just these few years, every day has been meaningful. He’s turned his life into a joke. I was actually a little worried about him at first because Sun Shuheng was too good, but then I listened to him, and I especially liked what he said about him taking a bath and rubbing mud at Peking University , which was actually a form of disenchantment. I felt so moved by that point, so I still wanted to take a photo of this light. Thank you. That kind of joke rushed into my heart . He is very precious. Just now, Chunchun talked about him rubbing mud at Peking University and then disenchanting . He created that picture. He is such a simple and pure person. The picture he described is very funny , but you don’t feel anything bad about it. But originally, if you said that there was a very pure and innocent person there, you would think that he was not funny, but he was funny, clean and simple. I felt very happy and delighted at that moment when I heard it. Thank you , thank you, Teacher Lu Yu . I think Hou Zhiyuan is particularly amazing. After Shuheng blew up the scene just now, he took over very well and steadily. Very steady and very dignified. I want to ask Xiaokua Boss about his feelings . It was amazing. Because anyone who took over that scene just now would be very uncomfortable, but he performed without any mistakes and performed everything he should have performed. I think it was really amazing. Thank you. He is very steady. I heard that you are still doing live broadcasts online and many people go to your place . We talked about this experience . Some friends also came to ask me about my postgraduate entrance examination experience. I shared some experience, but I was not very mature. I wish all leaders all the best in the postgraduate entrance examination. It was the week before the December postgraduate entrance examination in the year before my graduation . I suddenly became nervous. I guess some people may get inexplicably nervous during the college entrance examination season every year. I get inexplicably nervous during the few days before the postgraduate entrance examination every year . That week I suddenly felt the urge to express myself, and after that the data became extremely impressive. I feel that Peking University has not changed the truly important things in my life. A diploma cannot give you that, it cannot make you healthier , and it cannot make you happier. It was the postgraduate entrance examination that changed me. Now when I feel like I can’t hold on any longer, I just think that I persevered through the postgraduate entrance examination, and that this little thing is nothing. At that time, I was studying while working, but I also lived in a standard room with a colleague, so I didn’t dare to study with the light on in the room. I could only study in the bathroom after he fell asleep. There was a bathtub, so I could only lie in the bathtub, and then put a lot of towels underneath it. Everyone used it as a wishing well or something like that. I really persevered in studying and took the exam. Fortunately, I passed the first round of the preliminary exam, ranked second, and ranked first in the re-examination. I always thought that I didn’t study very well, but after the results were sorted out, I realized that others studied even worse. Hou Zhiyuan is a very magical person, with a face that is used to being bullied, you know. He has a tenacity , a kind of spirit that refuses to admit defeat. I like this kind of iron will. I don’t think I can endure hardships very well, but I really want to live. I ‘m the type of person who goes down. I just want to have a stable life. Indeed, the work, for example, the experience of drinking, gave me great pain. When I wanted to give up, I went to work the next day to face the same painful scene. In fact, this pain eventually became motivation. Sometimes I would hug the toilet and vomit and cry. I didn’t know what I was doing . When I toasted, I said that I hope to have the opportunity to keep in touch in the future. What I was thinking about was connection. Connection refers to the relationship between the various elements within things and between things that influence , restrict and interact with each other. I found that it seems that after the world finds out that I can endure hardship, it will continue to give me hardship. You know , the hardship is forced into my mouth and I want to spit it out, but the only way I can think of to spit it out is to take the postgraduate entrance examination. It is indeed very hard, so I don’t want to advise everyone not to care about the result. What I want to advise everyone is to do all the effort they can and then let the result appear. If it is a good result , then I sincerely wish you well . If it is a bad result, you also have the ability to face the next difficulty. After Hou Zhiyuan’s performance, we’d like to invite everyone from both teams back to the stage . Which three-person team will advance directly to the promotion zone ? Let’s take a look at the votes for Sun Shuheng and Hou Zhiyuan . The difference wasn’t that big , just 30 points and 30 votes. It ‘s a complete comeback , a comeback. Sun Shuheng currently holds the highest score of 292 votes in the third stage. Congratulations to Sun Shuheng, Zhang Jun, and Xue Bing from Team Gojotoutou for advancing to the next stage. Thank you ! That’s awesome ! Brother Wang, that’s awesome! The three of us agreed to come together ! 1 , 2 , 3. 80 (points) Oh my god , has this been recorded? This is awesome ! We can become sworn brothers ! I think we have the strongest team spirit . Yeah , during this competition, we wanted him to be the last one to perform because he really has the most votes. His stand-up comedy has some of that idealism that Lao Luo talks about , but the “inner” of the stand-up. The three of us are pretty good. To be honest, I think I’m good because I got you two as teammates. To be honest , if we didn’t have you, we wouldn’t be able to hold our jokes together, you know? We all used your hand , okay? I borrowed your hand . If he hadn’t borrowed our hand, my joke wouldn’t have been possible. If I had given him my arm, he would have had another disabled person. He came up with the joke about Zhang Shaogang, and Zhang Jun came up with the joke about me. I’m very grateful to my teammates and I’ll miss them terribly. We were just talking about this time . We must have a meal together and get together often in the future . Come on, come on , let’s talk separately. Okay, who do you think should speak first? You should speak first. After all, you have a certain status in this company. I think this company can’t flourish without Brother Block . The train runs well because the locomotive leads the way, but I have to say that Brother Block’s superhuman stand-up comedy skills are normal and show superb leadership ability. Okay, let’s take a break. If you praise me again, it will be over. Xiao Hou, I think Brother Block’s performance in the first two rounds can now be certified as reserved. This round is indeed because we two formed a team , and Brother Block decided not to hold back this time . No reservations, so I think this is the real level. Hou, your future will be brighter than his. Let’s be honest, you really helped me disperse the firepower. The two of you also contributed to my success. The credit also goes to the two of them . It’s also thanks to the two of them that they lifted up the jokes. They ‘re so good and so humble. How can someone be so perfect? Have you noticed that he’s been hugging his arms all the time. We don’t have anywhere to put our hands. He’s been hugging his arms all the time . That’s to free up his legs for us to hug. That’s what’s going on. Everyone, as of now, the first half of the third stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends” has ended. There are a total of 26 qualifying spots in this stage. Currently, there are a total of 6 three-person teams, all of which have finished their performances. Meituan Flash Purchase advanced quickly, one step ahead of others. Let’s take a look at the qualifying list of the three-person teams. The three teams are Wenzi, Dezi, and Yezi, the Four Heavenly Kings and Five Hands , a total of 9 groups of friends. They have now successfully advanced to the fourth stage. According to the rules of the competition, the members of the three-person team ranked first will receive Congratulations to Kid, Li Wen, and Jiye for the right to skip to the next stage. You are free to decide whether to use it. Finally , let’s give another round of applause to all our actors. Thank you for your wonderful performance . We also hope that the audience can feel the simple and pure happiness on the talk show stage. Do talk shows are always good friends. Want to experience the joy of offline talk shows in person ? Search for Xiaoguo on WeChat and follow Xiaoguo’s official public account and mini program. There are many performances waiting for you. A new round of talk show national tour is about to start. Open Xiaoguo mini program, follow your favorite actors and make a wish. Friends in the city you want to visit may come to you. The competition is still going on. Stay tuned for us at the same time next week . See you in the second half. He said that his QS is so much. Be cautious in dating. After all, a high degree does not necessarily mean real talent. Let’s take a look at the next QH What is QH? Of course it’s the King of Eggplant. It must be made with real ingredients. Of course, after all , every barrel of King of Eggplant contains about a sunshine tomato. It’s sweet and sour, rich and full of flavor . Tomato is a treasure King of Eggplant, no kidding. Meituan Flash Sale is coming soon. Thanks! It’s more than just a little bit of the next-generation shopping method. Meituan Flash Sale is the title broadcast of Tomato. It’s a treasure King of Eggplant, no mistake. Thanks to the King of Eggplant with about a sunshine tomato inside. Co-sponsorship of the broadcast makes life happier. Thanks to the national liquor Laocunzhang for the special sponsorship of the broadcast. Baby, strong inside and out, will shine in the future. Thanks to a2 Ziyao HMO infant formula for protecting baby’s shining growth and sponsoring the broadcast . 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Why did I hear Zhang Jun get a little nervous and sit down? It’s okay. What’s going on? This is Brother Kuai. What you said about the four lights means that there are five more sentences. Why don’t you just withdraw your shares? He’s talking about withdrawing shares as a reward. You think it’s a victory for the talk show , but it’s actually a game of capital . What do you want me to say? Do you want me to die ? The next game is called Action Guessing Challenge. Pretend to sit down and raise your hands to beg. Manzai has an advantage in this . Ice skating and skiing have no quality. Show them three fingers . Pinch them . I know three fingers . Pinch them. Why do I feel like Brother Kuai is wearing headphones too ? Why are you like this? Be festive. Then repeat the action I just did.