表达爱的方式之一-愧疚式教育，双向情感障碍 狂躁期就是想花钱！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hello everyone, I am Kid. Hello , thank you . If you are talking about our old fans, you should remember that I told a joke about my mom and dad in a single-parent family on the show a few years ago. Remember? (Remember) Thank you. Friends often connect with me during my live broadcast and share their stories with their parents. The one that impressed me the most was that he reconstituted a family with his mom and another single dad. The dad had a sister and a brother. I listened to their story all night and I cried and laughed at the same time . At the end, I heard that my mom’s name was Liu Mei and my dad’s name was Xia Donghai. You know, it’s not something a human would do. Many friends would also During the live broadcast, a term called guilt-based education was mentioned . I can relate to it very much because my mother has been using guilt-based education on me since I was a child. I remember when I was in elementary school, she bought me a thermos cup that could display the temperature. Every morning, she would prepare a pot of hot water for me that was exactly 50 degrees. One degree more or less would not do. She told me that mom could sleep in, but mom didn’t sleep. Mom hopes that when you see this water, you can think of mom’s hard work. This 50 degrees was boiled by mom one degree at a time. I said, mom, if it’s not boiled, then don’t worry about it. Mom just hopes that you can study hard and work hard. Remember, if you don’t see 50 degrees , you should think of mom. Remember , if it’s not boiled, I remember, and I study every day. I kept talking about my mother at school. My classmates said my mother was an acute angle. Of course, I didn’t disappoint her. I often brought her some test papers with exactly 50 points. But my mother is not the kind of person who would always say ” for your own good”. She would only say “for your own good” in one situation. That is when she answers the phone. I like this very much . My mother is the kind of person who will hide it, but you can definitely hear it when she hides it . She will say that mom doesn’t want anything. Mom doesn’t have to live in a big flat in the city center, drive a Mercedes-Benz or a BMW , have one or two million in cash, and wear a gold bracelet or a gold necklace. Mom doesn’t want these . I said, you don’t want it. What do you say so specifically? You don’t want a car, a house, or tickets. My mother seems to be a rapper. Have you noticed? She is also very suitable. Because when I was writing this article, I recalled the words she used to educate me in a guilt-like way. It seems that they can really be connected into a song. You are told to study in school and you cannot be impetuous. I gave you the best. You must repay the kindness. I just wanted to rush back to cook for you. I didn’t win any of my cards . You can rest assured that my mother doesn’t want anything, but you must remember that people cannot be unfaithful or unfilial. I said I was tired of doing homework and wanted to watch TV for a while. She said that repaying me like this is simply nonsense. Rebirth: My mother is Vava (name). It’s not the key point. I can’t learn these words either. What makes me feel guilty habitually? My expressions are all about kneeling and kowtowing. I’m sorry to play basketball all the time. I’m not even on the court. I’m just sensitive and inferior. Many netizens will say that you should just break up with me. I can’t do it because she really loves me. At the beginning, she didn’t even know what a talk show was. I said that other people paid me to make him happy. She asked if I was busy. I said no, and I went to work every night. My mother cried and said, “Son, your mother is not ashamed. ” I was touched and sad at the time. It seemed that in my mother’s eyes, her son didn’t come to Shanghai, but came to work in the sea. You know, and I thought about it. Can’t blame her entirely because my grandpa was like this too. During the Chinese New Year dinner, there was a big pot of crabs but my grandpa insisted on putting one in my mom’s bowl and said, “You eat it, I don’t like it. ” My mom then put the crab in my bowl and said, “You eat it, Mom doesn’t like it. ” I said neither of us like it, so why are we making it? It’s pure killing and it’s pure deduction of merit. After deducting merit, what are you going to pass on after eating it? My mom said it was love and I said, “Is it love? Isn’t it Helicobacter pylori?” Really, I felt guilty looking at the crab and said, “Crab bro, you died in vain. ” After I got home that day, I talked to her about this issue very seriously. I thought about it for a long time , and then my mom also thought about it for a long time. She said it might be because she felt insecure and was afraid of me. When we got old, you didn’t care about me. I just wanted to reassure her. I told her not to be afraid, I would always be with her, I would give you all the money I earned, and I would take care of you for the rest of my life. Who could have thought that my mother’s eyes would show despair ? I asked her what happened, and she said her father said exactly the same thing back then. I asked her how could it be possible that I would never lie to anyone who lied to me. She said this was exactly the same. What really made me feel relieved was a sentence I saw on the Internet: Every generation has its own tasks , praising suffering. They have to endure it even if they don’t have it. It seems like this is their task. We will also have our own tasks. It is also very likely that when we get old, our children will not understand why our generation has no blessings but has to enjoy them anyway. Isn’t that very… Maybe you have only one last breath left. You are lying on the hospital bed. Your children are surrounding you. You can’t tell whether it’s true or not. They cry and say, “Dad, do you have any last wish? I want to buy a Labobu and change its clothes. My relationship with my mother is much better now. I dare to talk to her normally and even joke with her. Sometimes I talk to her like netizens. My mother said, “Look at my brother’s child. He is a civil servant, married, and has a car and a house. How can he give birth to such a son?” I said, “It has to be your brother , and I really take care of him. I am also repaying my parents, but when I repay my parents, I will also do it in a guilt-ridden way. ” A few days ago, we were renovating our new home and wanted to buy an air conditioner. I bought my mother an air conditioner worth more than 9,000 yuan and gave it to her. I told her that her son could buy a cheaper one , but her son didn’t buy it. She hoped that when she saw the 9,000 yuan , she would think of her son’s hard work. The 9,000 yuan was earned by her son by “selling smiles” in one show after another. You have to blow it seriously and blow it hard. When you feel the wind, you have to think of her son. Didn’t my mother remember it? Two days later, she sent me a photo of the air conditioner and a WeChat message saying, “Son, how come you feel so cool so quickly? ” My mother’s voice was choked up in that voice message. I asked her if she was a little touched. She said no, she had a cold. Having said that, thank you. I am Kid. Come here. Kid. The ticket lock channel is open. Another round of applause to Kid. Thank you . Kid. I feel that there are surprises in every performance , and it is always good . The one just now was for your own good. Hey, you are good, right? I was very happy and also wrote a rap for my mother. The song part is just a straight single rhyme , which is pretty average. Anyway, I think he can come up with something really interesting every time. Every time you write a joke, there are some things that will make you applaud and think that brother wrote it so well, how could it be so good? That was Zitao saying brother is so handsome. I think it’s a very heartwarming part, right? It’s really good. Although it talks about guilt-based education , I think in the end Kid (Kid) found a way to reconcile with his mother. I think he found a way out . In addition, I actually feel that I am quite familiar with it. It may be a habit that East Asian families like us have, a habit of expressing love. For you, like my mother , in their era, they were relatively materialistic. It will be a little scarce , so she thinks that food is the most important thing. If she comes to Beijing to see me now, she will not bring anything else but two boxes of vegetables. Then she will keep cooking for me like she has obsessive-compulsive disorder. It is the same with my mother. She will cook a lot. She knows how much I eat and I can’t finish it. She will stay in the kitchen next to me. She works hard to cook but no one eats it. African children want to eat but can’t. As a result, I often feel awkward when the audience is watching. I think that I worked hard to write it but no one laughs. Americans want to laugh but can’t. It’s great . Kid is now an actor I trust and look forward to very much in my mind. His way of speaking and rhythm are unique For example, there is a part of him that I particularly like because only he can say it and it’s funny. His mother said that the water is 50 degrees and he said, “Mom, it’s not on yet , so just ignore it .” This short part is very Kid-like. This processing is his ability . I think he can find his own voice, language and rhythm on this stage. He is a particularly good actor. So I like this part very much. Thank you, Mr. Lu Yu. Mr. Luo also likes Kid. Of course, I have always liked him and I filmed him, but you hesitated for a long time at the end . But why did you hesitate? Then I will demonstrate how to film the lights and offend people because I have always had high expectations for Kid. And before the show started today , I knew he was going to say This theme is very good. I have never heard of family affection on this stage . This kind of parenting towards children is called guilt-based education, emotional kidnapping. I experienced a lot of this when I was a child, so I had expected more than this , but I kept waiting and waiting. For me, it was just a little short of that. But considering that the opening show is really a difficult thing , I hesitated just now and finally took the photo. Kid is indeed a very reassuring talk show host. When he is on the scene, it will only make everyone expect that his performance should be even better. Let’s applaud Kid again. Thank you, thank you everyone. Kid will take a short break first . The friend who will compete with Kid is from the Mulan team . She has shared her anger and vulnerability with us on this stage before. Today, she has other emotions that she wants to share. Come on, applause . Welcome Xiaopa. Hi, everyone. I am Xiaopa. Thank you. I am from Xinjiang. I was depressed a while ago . Someone asked me if depressed Xinjiang people would twist their necks. Yes , my friends do. We “hang ourselves”. It’s all like this. My family doesn’t understand. When they see me unhappy, they always hope that I can go out for a walk. They always tell me to go out for a walk. I said, “What’s wrong? Are you going to take me back?” My friends are very nice. Really. They are all very nice . They have been comforting me. My grandma also tried to comfort me. She asked me what’s wrong with me. I said I think I have depression, a disease. She said, “Where do you feel uncomfortable? ” I said, “I just can’t muster the energy. I always feel heavy and want to cry all the time. I don’t want to see people.” My grandma said I was possessed by a ghost. My friend said, ” How about I take you out for a trip? Let ‘s be inspired . Let’s go to the Yueyang Tower and learn from Fan Zhongyan’s ” Do not be happy with things, do not be sad with yourself . ” I said, “Let’s not talk about it. I have difficulty getting up now. Fan Zhongyan does not be happy with things, do not be sad with yourself .” Isn’t he depressed? I’m guessing. I don’t have a medical license, so don’t believe me. I am especially grateful to my friends. They have done everything they can, but I really can’t do anything. It’s no exaggeration to say that when it was the hardest, I wanted to “hang myself”. I even want to “hang myself”, but some people still come to persuade me, ” Xiao Pa , please be happy. ” I want to go to his house to “hang myself”. I tried to explain to them that depression is not because I don’t want to be happy, but because I can’t be happy. I have lost the ability to be happy, right? I don’t have that ability. Just like this place, I really want to write a joke that will make you laugh to death. I will laugh until you finish your life. Before you die, if you don’t leave any last words to your children, you can leave them to me. I didn’t write this joke. I really want to be happy. The feeling of being happy is no less than the feeling of my dad wanting a son. I am really unhappy that my dad doesn’t have a son. Although we are in different situations , we both need the same advice. No, let’s go to the hospital. I went to the hospital. The doctor was very responsible and did all the necessary tests. He said that he still needs to observe your condition. Can you come more often during this period ? We said OK. I started to feel happy after about the third visit. My father still has no son, so I am even happier. The doctor asked me, ” Can you describe to me how happy you are now?” I said, “Before, when I walked on the street, people looked at me and I thought I was going to die. Now when I walk on the street, people look at me and I feel… The doctor asked, “Can you tell me in detail what you have done in the past few days? ” I said, “I am just happy. I went out with my friends to drink, go shopping, and spend money. I couldn’t get enough of spending it on myself, so I started spending it on other people. I can even sing and dance by myself. ” The doctor asked, “Have you ever had this happen before?” I said, “Sometimes, so what? ” The doctor said, “You are manic . ” How would I know that it is manic? I thought I was just from Xinjiang. Really, I tell you, this Xinjiang identity has concealed my illness. If you… If you see a person singing and dancing on the street , you will think that person is sick, right? But if you see a Xinjiang person singing and dancing on the street , you will think that he is just being himself. The doctor told me that you are not cured now , but your condition has changed. Your disease is called bipolar disorder. I said, “Oh my God, this name is too long, it sounds like a Xinjiang person.” He said that you will alternate between extremely high and extremely low emotions. I am puzzled. How can a person be constipated and have diarrhea? The change of phases is very sudden. Sometimes I make an appointment with a friend to go out, and my makeup is done, but suddenly my body feels heavy and uncomfortable. I want to find an excuse with my friend and just turn it down, but I feel that I am 33 years old and I should face the real me. I bite the bullet and hold it in for a long time. I said I turned around. After a while, he sent me a voice message and told me to remember to turn on the turn signal. Sometimes I can write PPT (presentation) by myself. I am so happy when writing it. The PPT (presentation) is really great. I want the whole world to see my great PPT (presentation). I even want to go to the company gate to shout authentic Xinjiang PPT (presentation). My colleague asked me, ” During your manic period, your brain works very fast. Is it not conducive to creation?” Your brain works very fast, but there is no logic. Friends, the previous sentence and the next sentence are not connected. The next paragraph is not created by me. It is something I wrote during my manic period. It is in the memo. I will read it to you today at the risk of making the audience feel awkward . Maybe someone will like it. Humans mainly have two hands. Call bubble tea quickly . Many years later, I am Sun Honglei . Because there is no way to determine my state. If you see me performing on the stage and I am lifeless one day , the whole place is cold, and I am cold too. Please give me even a little tolerance, because it’s not that my level is bad, maybe I’m just not in a good state that day. But if you see me in a very full and abundant mood one day , the roof will be blown off by me, it’s very explosive , that’s my true level. Later, I gradually understood why mania is called mania. Let’s start with mania. I am usually a person with low self-esteem. During the manic period, I feel that I can do everything, okay? I can do everything, don’t guess about the Goldbach conjecture and the Riemann conjecture . Let me decide on this matter today. I got 27 in mathematics in the college entrance examination, but I might have been in a bad state at that time. During the manic period, I felt that I could do everything. I was an all-rounder. I bought all kinds of painting books and materials, as well as oil paintings. We also have oil painting knives at home . I even bought a drum set. I felt that I could do everything. I was the contemporary Da Vinci. I looked down on Da Vinci’s self-portrait . I said it was too boring. Come, I’ll add two more things for you. From now on , if you are not called Da Vinci , you will be called Maimaiti . During the manic period, I want to spend money too much. Clothes, shoes, bags, these things are too ordinary, I find it boring to talk about them. I even bought a finger guard for archery. I have neither a bow nor arrows. During the manic period, I will not miss any expensive things. I want to spend money too much. I feel that my mania and my depression are talking to each other. The depression will say, “I want to “hang myself” , and my mania will be there to buy a rope. The happiness and vitality in the manic period require me to pay a huge price , and even require me to pay it back many times during the depression. I feel that this happiness and vitality are from my loan. This happiness and vitality are from my loan, and it’s a loan from a high-paying loan. The more manic I am, the more depressed I will be during my depression. When I am depressed, I see the things I bought during the manic period and I feel that they are laughing at me. So during my depression, I can only cry and think about what the meaning of my life is. What is the meaning of life? While sending second-hand drum sets for 150 yuan with free shipping to the group, someone would still ask me if I had a knife. I said, “Can you even give me a knife?” At that moment, I really understood deeply that I am not Leonardo da Vinci. I can’t be Leonardo da Vinci. In fact, if these broken things cannot be sold, this one will be my last supper. In the end, I was very sad and called my grandmother. Everyone still remembers that the 80-year-old Uyghur old lady didn’t understand what depression was, and of course she didn’t understand what mania was . She asked, “What’s wrong with you? Describe your current state.” I said, “I always want to drink, spend money recklessly , can’t sit still, always want to have a partner , do a lot of stupid things , and always want to do things that are not responsible for myself and others. ” My grandmother said, “Don’t believe those people who say that you have mental problems. You don’t have any mental problems at all. This is not a big deal. You are just a little bit like your father.” I said, “How can it be the same? This situation is different, okay? My situation can be cured, but my father’s is not.” Thank you everyone, I am Xiaopa. Thank you for coming to Xiaopa to lock the ticket countdown. Applause again for Xiaopa. I like Xiaopa’s performance very much. I think Xiaopa suffered a little bit today because the audience here today did not see Xiaopa’s previous performance, but I think What makes Xiao Pa so valuable is that she has so many rich experiences in her life. For a girl, it is very distressing. She is so easy to handle. I think that easy to handle is a very good performance form that I can imagine on this stage, so I like it very much . The only flaw of Xiao Pa today is that the rhythm is a little fast. I think otherwise, I like it very much. Thank you. If I were to simply talk about the work, the life experience you talked about in the first show was actually more tragic than this , but that made everyone laugh without any burden because you handled the work so perfectly. And just now, there were several paragraphs in the middle that I didn’t dare to laugh at. So purely from the perspective of the work, I feel that it has not been polished to perfection. That’s about it. Xiao Pa, what is your current personal state? It’s very good and normal. I am actively cooperating with the treatment. It’s very good and normal. These are all my past experiences. If the description of that state makes everyone feel a little worried and distressed, it may affect everyone’s laughter. This is what I mean . Kid (Kid) also said before that he has his own bipolar disorder. Will you two help each other? You both have this kind of problem. We seldom communicate about our illnesses, and we can’t go over and tell others about them. You are also mentally ill, right? I have a friend who looks cheerful. He told me that he has bipolar disorder. He can’t believe how he got over it, but I’ve heard about it before. People’s pain is often imagined . Is it real? How do you think you can get over it? Let’s answer the first question first . I think there is no other good way except seeing a doctor and taking medicine. The other one is probably imagined . Because your mind, especially when you are manic, your mind works too fast, and you will have some very scary pictures. For example, you are very anxious and think that you have a performance tomorrow , and your performance will be like this and that, and the audience will be like this and that . Those things have not happened, but they are playing out in your mind over and over again. I think it takes a lot of courage for Xiaopa to talk about this topic. Of course, because I actually have friends with bipolar disorder around me , so I understand what she said, that she is going back and forth between the two extreme states of being very depressed and thinking she is very awesome. Repeatedly, in fact, for many people, they would think, “Do I need to see a doctor? Is there any way ? I think this topic is still worth understanding, because many people think that it is because I am being pretentious or my emotions. I also think that I am being pretentious, but this is particularly wrong. It is an illness . Later, I slowly realized that this might be an illness and I need to see a doctor. So I especially hope that everyone must go to the doctor if you are not in a good condition . It is not that you are being pretentious, okay? For example, if we have stomachache or pain somewhere, we think we are sick, but this kind of emotional illness may be invisible and intangible. I think everyone must face this matter squarely . So thank you very much, Xiaopa. The subject matter is very difficult to talk about , especially this subject matter combined with myself, which brings great difficulty to the stage performance. But today Xiaopa is very, very good. Applause to Xiaopa again. Thank you. Kid (Kid), please go back to the stage. This is the first group of three-person teams. Let’s see how many votes Kid (Kid) and Xiaopa got for themselves and their team. Kid (Kid) is so high , amazing. Kid (Kid) 289 (votes) Xiaopa 245 (votes)