MULTISUB【麻花特开心第二季】EP06下：常远肉搏解救沈腾！全员深陷街巷大战！ | 沈腾/马丽/艾伦/常远 |优酷综艺 YOUKUSHOW
Let me go. Where are you taking us? I won’t go . No, I wo n’t go. No, it’s okay, Brother Bao .
They pushed me in here by force. They are so cruel. Brother, are you okay ? Go in and fight back. Get out. Seriously, the Iron Mouth Gang didn’t come earlier. You said you came just in time for dinner. I’m tired and I’ve finished it. The food has just been served. You said you would let us out. There is still a spider web here . Could this spider web have led us to the Silk Cave? So you are the big boss. Welcome to my home. So you are the “Web Spirit” “Web Spirit” “Net spirit” Hello , we are one , so rest assured. I am also an undercover agent for you . We have the same identity . I am here to rescue you and also to assign you a task. I know where their criminal evidence is hidden, but I can’t take it out. You need to find the criminal evidence and then take it out quickly. The criminal evidence is hidden in a very secure safe. This safe is hidden in a very secure vault secret room. You need to find the key and enter the vault secret room to find the safe. This safe requires multiple identity verification, so you need to find relevant clues and tools to help you nearby . The bad guys have gone out to make a deal, so let’s complete this task quickly. There is a map here. Each person can talk to you one by one. That’s great. Turn the audio to 11. Ma Li is here. Where are we? This is the confinement room, right? But your clothes are easy for them to find, so I carefully prepared some You need to disguise yourself with clothes . You are so capable, why don’t you run away? These are all my skills. I have used up all my skills. I ‘m wasting my talents. See you later. Take care . What is this? It’s too scary. This thing is all. I’ll take this. This can be used for attack and defense. I ‘ll take a hat. Alan , Nezha is 1.87 meters tall. What is Nezha? This is “sister” . It’s too hot. Then I’ll take this. Aman, this urea can be used. Kettle Man can also be used. Kettle Man, this is okay. I want this grouper . I’ll take Mona Lisa. I’ll take that one. Should we divide into groups ? The boss’s (Zun) house, the garden, the younger brother’s dormitory . What is the palm treasure? The palm treasure is the boss’s Zun house. Then I want to go to the palm treasure, I’ll go too.
Brother Bao, you go with us to the palm treasure, okay, I’ll go to the garden with Lun , I’ll go to the garden with you, then the four of us, He Yi Tu Tu, the four of us will set off and go to the garden. Alan, you’ve finished, you have to say it, it’s over , Alan, it’s over, we’re going to the palm treasure, okay, you go yours, go yours , it ‘s over , if you want to leave me, the four of you The boy is quite tall. The one on the left has a good waist. Yes, the waist on the left is good. It’s really the “little girl” on the left with a good waist. She wears a back. What ‘s the boss’s name ? The boss’s name is the boss’s name. Let’s go in here. Where is the garden? Is this the garden? The sign on the map should be this. This is the garden, right? There is a bicycle . Brother , I saw that bicycle. Where is there a bicycle ? What is the purpose of this bicycle ? Is there anything on it? It’s out of air and ca n’t be ridden.
No , there must be something fishy about it. Its fishy thing is that it ca n’t be ridden . It’s out of air . What does it say on the map? On the map, it says that you can’t hide a bicycle secretly. Will there be a key hidden on the bicycle? It may mention the bicycle, then it must be useful . Here is the little phoenix. Who is the little phoenix ? That’s the introduction to the tree. Brother, it’s really difficult for the four of us to form a group. Let’s push this bicycle over first. It may be useful there in a while. Okay , I guess the garden is finished. What kind of mission requires a bicycle ? That’s the garden, right? That’s it . Running towards those people, isn’t it a bit of a red flag ? Feng Man, you pretend to ride your bike over there and take a look. Do you think they’ll kill you or not? Your boss is over there, and no one cares. The four of us each control one and press the button
for them. It’s ok, Feng Man , each of us gets one and presses it for him. Don’t move. The end of the show. What does the end of the show mean? Don’t move . If you move again, I’ll stick the intercom in your ears. Don’t move . Don’t move. What does it mean to hand over the keys ? What’s the matter ? We’re playing chess. Are you playing right ? Is the white chess piece playing right? Isn’t it right? Didn’t we win a long time ago? Cross chess. Isn’t it? We’re waiting for the destined one. Who is the destined one? Wait a minute. Let me breathe first. Let me breathe first. This is n’t right. It’s a bit too rough. This is how it is. Let’s play by the rules. You say yours. Let’s play by the rules . Let’s do it again. Follow this mission . Several people are coming. What are they doing? Are they punishing us for patrolling? Go patrol and ensure our safety. Okay,
you go ahead. It’s okay. Nothing happened . Everything is fine. Do you want a bicycle ? I’ll sell it to you . This one costs two hundred yuan. Did you take it? We don’t want a bicycle . We have good legs. What do we need a bicycle for ? What does it mean to be able to hide secretly? Can’t hide secretly ? Is it a secret code? There is no secret code. We don’t have a secret code. Someone is coming to catch you. Don’t run. Don’t run. Don’t run. One life for one life. I don’t have it. One life for one life. We don’t have it. Don’t run. Brother, help me support Liangzi. What’s wrong with Liangzi? He’s still running. Catch him. What are they ? Why are they still laughing wildly ? Catch one and count it as one. Take him away. We went to the escort hut. We were done. Brother, they caught us . There are only two of us. Let’s fight. What are we doing here? Brother, run quickly. Catch him . Don’t let him run away. Brother Bao is relying on you. Is there anything else on the second floor? The area is so large, so it’s not good for the three of us to act separately. There must be nothing inside . There is also a lot of people on the second floor . There are people on the second floor. There are a lot of people on the second floor. So there should be very good information on the second floor. We are here to see what’s wrong with the boss’s house . Really amazing. We have a clue. We are recruiting Indians . We are recruiting Indians. Indians, come here. You two, take a look at so many palm print rubbing instructions. Press the palm to be rubbed on the white background. Dip a brush in the color-developing powder and sweep the printed palm traces to rub the palm prints of the sleeping strong man who helps the boss . Which one is the boss? There is another person over here . It’s really scary . It’s really scary . There is another person in that room. He is sleeping. Was he assassinated or is he alive now? He should have been assassinated. Look, his eye circles are dark. Right, he is sleeping, not “dead”. First, let him press your hand. Press hard. His hand is sweaty . He put it in his pocket and it sticks. Otherwise, give him a pair of headphones or something to cover his ears . I think it ‘s okay. Then stuff two pieces of paper into his ears so that he can’t hear. Block his nose as well. Look, he sleeps soundly like this . It’s really like a chicken claw . Open it up for him. Open it up for him. I’ll open it up for him. Someone , please leave. What’s going on? Leave.
Someone , leave. They ‘re fighting. Leave. Someone, let’s go to another place. What’s going on? I can leave by myself. Go out and turn left to guess a riddle. Turn around and play a book. Play a book. “Water Margin”. One , two, three . There should be a puzzle in every room. Let’s look at each one . The key is to find some clues. He asked this painting to be this way. Is this painting okay? What is this? Brother , where is it? I see that in a room full of wind chimes , the decibel level should not exceed 80. In a room full of balloons and in a completely black room, this should not exceed 60. Get three passwords each . Let’s go through this first . There is no light. How can we find it? We have to keep our voices down. How can we find it? It can’t be a piece of paper. It should be a box or something like that. Let’s keep going forward. Go forward. When you’re done , run quickly. Wait a minute , do n’t move . It’s not that . Sorry for disturbing everyone just now . What are you doing? Where are you going ? Can I continue looking ? I can’t see anything here. What does it mean ? It’s okay . How can I find it? I found it and I’ll take a picture of it for them. Come on, I found it. It shouldn’t be in my place. The mission is completed. I’m going out . Come with us. Where are you going? Don’t move. After you come back, I ‘ll explain it to you. Start here . Then, if you touch anywhere, it will make a sound . Then it will start again. It
‘s electrified. Why is it vibrating and buzzing? I can’t come anymore. This scared me. It’s okay. Do it again. Be steady. Beautiful, beautiful, brother Bao, we got to that old scary one. Brother, he squinted at me. Brother, he squinted at me. This is him playing seriously . Right
, brother, from his angle, he has been on it. Brother, that’s a dead end. Don’t take a detour. You can even touch it. How did you do it ? It’s really stable. It’s okay to touch it like this. It’s just that it can withstand electricity. My knock made a little noise. I’m going to check it a little. You succeeded .
Thank you, this is the most durable person in the world. Otherwise, can someone come and do it in a regular way ? Let me go out once and both hands will pass at the same time. Even if we all pass , okay? You are really awesome and steady . Okay, let’s go , brother , let’s go, what are you doing? Why are you two here again ? The ball must go into the basket before you can leave, otherwise I will make you so itchy that you will be twisted into a knot. Brother , how is your pitching feel? My pitching is okay, but I am a little ticklish. So I will tickle it a little first. Okay , brother, I am really ticklish . Don’t, I’m really ticklish. Brother, you have a good feel. I tell you, don’t say that this ball is like it has been blessed. Super assists, super accurate. You are really getting more and more itchy. Then let me do one, you come ,
I come one, I come one , let’s go, beautiful , beautiful, this skill is not good, my anti-itch ability has long been immune to the most Come on, the last one , the last one . You’re tickling me a little too much, but I can still take it. It’s a beautiful and unscientific move . It can be performed stably. Not only does it not itch, but it’s also (very) fast. Brother, let’s go and regain our freedom. Goodbye . Let’s go, brother . If it weren’t for the four of us, we should n’t be in a team. None of us can understand this game. The four of us are the kind of people who think a lot. What are you thinking about? A lot, but it’s useless. There’s nothing to think about . Others are playing chess, but we’re recruiting them. It’s a pure self-entrapment type. The self-entrapment combination is still playing chess. Still playing chess. It ‘s not luminous. His chess clues, this , this , this, riding After so long, I still can’t find it. I want to find a way to get the key to the vault door carried by the Iron Mouth Gang. The Iron Mouth Gang is on them. That should be on the boss. It ‘s really great, right? You did n’t
do it just now. Brother, no , if you
didn’t do it , could I run away? Do you think I was trying to scare you, brother ? Sorry, I don’t have that much time . What did I touch just now ? Where did I touch? I didn’t do it. Xiaoman, just don’t hit me for a day. What did you touch? Don’t hit me. What did you touch? Don’t hit me
. What are you doing? Don’t hit me. What are you doing? Massage. Take a break. What are you taking a break ? Just you call for action . I’ve been discussing with you for a long time . I’ll give you a good break. This is on this block . Look for yourself. Anyway, you don’t need to touch anything on your body. There’s nothing on it. You don’t need to touch it. It’s in this square. What’s this square? Go , Xiaoman . Go, go , run, go, catch it. Go, run , go,
catch it back for me . Catch it back. It’s too scary. Catch it back
. Alan, you cover us. Alan , okay
, cover us. Okay, brother, I won’t allow anyone to surpass me . The key to the vault, the main door, where is the vault? Look at the map again. We have to find the vault. Look at the map again and let’s understand it carefully. There must be a vault in the boss’s house. The three of us can just kill him. Okay, that’s what I mean. Just knock him out and lock the door, okay? Yes, lock the door. Lock the door with this one. We are carrying one . This is our local specialty. I want to vomit. I can’t stand this smell . This is too harsh. What are you doing ? This is too harsh. I would rather not play this. He caught a stinky fish. I knew it earlier. I brought the gloves just now. The gloves are too smelly. This boss has this habit. I really can’t stand it. They really have ideas . Get ready. I’m on top of you. You want to make me wear clothes. Brother , I ‘ll go back and give you a dogtooth root. Just remember it and it’s over. I ‘ve got this on my hand. It must be a big dogtooth root . The stinky fish just now was too smelly. It came out. Just sweep it twice more. Sweep it twice more . It ‘s too smelly. This one will wake up immediately . Let’s abuse him. I woke up in a moment, and you came here in vain. Let’s go. He actually caught a fish. The rice is really smelly. Then can we go back, right? I’ll ask them where you are now ? Do you need help? It’s still a bell house, right? Then I’m done . Where can I get out? Next time. Someone took it away and held his hand down . Okay, they didn’t catch me. I hid and came out quickly . This is the sunflower just now . This is the sunflower . I’m back. It’s over . It’s over. Come in, brother, I’ll continue. What are you crazy about? Slow down. Where did you find it before? Upstairs, we’re two blind men . Let’s get down on the ground. Be careful with your feet. It’s 84. I can go in and help him. The two of you, hurry up. Wait a minute , slow down. Your shoes, brother, do not worry about my shoes. It’s almost there . Okay , the sunflower is amazing. Let me tell you, can this sunflower stand up? Wait, Liu Tong, take off your pants. Hang his pants on the rope. Just stand up. You can’t reach it . In this way, you can swing it out. You two can make crackling sounds. It’s okay. Just swing it out. It’s beautiful . Okay , let’s just remember this number. 2 6 8 2 6 8 2 6 8 4 4 8 Brother Lun, Brother Yuan , let’s go
over there. Let’s just find 301. I think 301 is the room with the light on next to it. Do you think that room is 3 ? Let’s go there and take a look. Is it this one? That’s it. There is 301 here. 301 Safe deposit vaultJust find the safe deposit vault. It’s written there. Sister Li, Sister Li, we found the safe deposit vault. Keep your voice down. We finally found it. Brother , let me call you again. Give you another textbook-level performance, right? Come in, let’s go in. This is the safe deposit vault. I really want to learn from you. I beg you, brother. No, you can’t do this . Brother, you won’t come like this. Then learn from me just now. Why was no one paying attention to me just now ? Everyone was in front of me, and I was alone. This is the safe deposit vault . Forget it. The second time you grin, the corners of your mouth must be wider than the first time. It looks like you didn’t learn the essence. It’s hard work, brother. Everyone is here. Do you want to unlock it now? Is there anyone who needs help ? I’m scared to death. Is there anyone who needs help ? I’ve been lurking here for so many years , but it’s here that I can’t open it. This requires multiple people to relay voice verification. I can’t do it alone, so all of you are here today. This safe deposit vault has three voices. We are divided into three groups. The first one in each group Come over here and listen to the voice. Others, put on your headphones. This voice is in reverse order. It’s passed from group to group until it reaches the last person. Then I use an advanced software to translate it and it turns the reverse order into normal order. If you answer correctly, it will open. It’s very clear. Three groups of four, four, and three. We are okay. So let’s do four, four, and three. I’ve finished the calculations. Are there three of us here? Are the three of you okay
? Or are you four? Should we change to someone with normal intelligence? Then,
Brother Teng, you change one . The three of them are also bad enough. The two of them are stronger . You two should go over one by one. Separate them, right? You want the four of us to be together. It’s over. I think I’m a little angry. You said, “Don’t you like the three of us ? ” You don’t like the three of us. We are too stupid. It’s just the three of us.” Okay , then I’ll go with them. Otherwise, I have nowhere to go. Otherwise, I have nowhere to go . Which group will go first? The other two groups will watch us first . Come on, come on,
the first group, let’s stand in a row. Okay , brother, listen carefully , put on your headphones. Come and listen to this. Listen carefully. Do you need to do it again? Do you want to do it again ? Okay , two, two, two , two, two, two. No wait , two, two, two, two, two boxes, two boxes, two boxes, two boxes, two boxes. Beer is a bit like the word “cold shrimp”. Cold shrimp , cold shrimp, cold shrimp. It has to be reversed. We don’t necessarily have to do ” cold shrimp, cold shrimp, cold shrimp, cold shrimp “. That’s it. You ‘ve been wearing headphones for so long, “cold shrimp, cold shrimp, cold shrimp, cold shrimp”. How can you still sing a song? Let’s try the software translation, “cold shrimp, cold shrimp, cold shrimp”. Listen, is it right? I’ll do it again. I’ll do it myself. Two, two, two. I think this is too difficult. You do it, you listen to it directly. I’ll do it. I’ll listen. Let’s listen . Will we start later ? One, two, three . Do it again. Two silks, two, two silks, two, two silks, two. This is totally wrong. Three is missing. A word, two silks, two two silks, two two silks, come and sa , is it come and sa, come and tah, come and tah, Sichuan dialect, are you from Sichuan, come and tah, I know, come and make money, come and make money , come and make money, come and make money is also possible , right , right, great , come and make money, come and make money, great, you three, I think you three, the three of us will win, we will win, there is no way there will be any mistakes, I’m sorry , this IQ is all Ali, listen, your ears are good, come, two three Feixiong, two three Feixiong , two three Feixiong , two three Feixiong, did I learn it right , two three Feixiong, they learned it really accurately , Congratulations on your wealth, Congratulations on your wealth, Congratulations on your wealth , Congratulations on your wealth , Congratulations on your wealth, By the way , look at our team, one person is missing and we can handle it in one go. The IQ goes up immediately, do you know what the problem is, do you know, brother , it turns out that the three of us have only discovered after so many years Let’s get ready to pinch Niu Niu Nei Ya Si. Pin Niu Niu Nei Ya Si. Pin Niu Niu Nei Ya Si. It’s not Nei Ya Si . Niu Niu Nei Ya Si. It’s not. I’ve already heard the rest . Let ‘s start from the beginning, right? The last one must be a consonant , Kos. This is Thai. You come once, I come once. Business is booming , money is rolling in. Business is rolling in. Business is rolling in . No, money is rolling in. Money is rolling in . Money is rolling in. That ‘s right. Hurry up and get the evidence of the crime. You guys run away. I’ll cut off the password. The password is 448862. Anyway, there are only these six numbers , but I don’t know how to arrange them . Look carefully to see if there is any order at the end . Yes, there is an order. You see , it has this bullet hole. It ‘s okay 246488. Okay, let’s do this first 246488 24648 By the way, there are fingerprints and fingerprints. He is on the right hand. Yes, the right hand is bright. It’s amazing. When you open the door, there is money everywhere . Take his criminal record and run quickly. Yes, take a look and then run. In case you can’t run away, we can also write it down. Yes, the debt account book is full of account books. The details of the current account, Mahua coins, and consumer bank transactions are here . This is the evidence . Do you want to take the money ? Take the money too . Take it. We must take the stolen money. None of us should embezzle it . Take it quickly and hand it over to the police. We will help the police protect it first. It’s almost done. Let’s go. I was shocked . Who is this? I didn’t do it. I didn’t go. I didn’t expect that I had hidden this vault for so many years , and finally you successfully solved the puzzle and took away all my savings. Congratulations and thank you. The theme world tour ends here . So today, this day has started from the morning when I was mistaken for a member of the Iron Mouth Gang. The members have cracked the password of the vault and taken away all the treasures inside. I don’t know what you think after playing all the games today. I’m very happy, but also very tired. To be honest,
I’m really tired . Maybe it’s because I’m getting older. Let the young Bao brother talk about my feelings. I ’m very happy today . I ’m with you all, so I hope to come often in the future. Don’t leave. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will meet my brothers and sisters and brothers for the first time . Today is the first time we meet . I had a lot of fun and everyone took good care of me. Today is a complete and perfect day. Welcome to complete the task next time. Welcome to come again next time. Welcome. Thank you He Yi. Thank you He Yi. I think the main purpose of today’s game is to increase knowledge. In the process of listening, I found that everyone’s daily reserves are indeed not enough. The amount of information is also very large, including imagination, space and adaptability. I think the last part is the power of the team. Do you think how many people are enough for the team? I think the three of us are just right. Look, we are careful , wise and powerful. We are all right. Before , people disliked us because four people were too many and our brains were not enough. Later, we became three people and found one way. Look, it ‘s true. So we can’t dislike others easily. Sometimes we should also find problems in ourselves . I don’t dislike the three of them, but I dislike the four of us. I think this episode is very meaningful. It brought anti-fraud awareness to the audience in laughter. I think it’s good. What his eldest brother said is absolutely right. The anti-fraud awareness must be deeply imprinted in the hearts of all of us . Our two gangs are actually very gentle. There are things in life that are even more outrageous than what we have done. So let’s go straight into the selection of Mahua and Muggles. Muggles are the black hole in the game . Mahua is the master of the game. Please put the labels on the backs of our Mahua family that you think they deserve. Then I have to put one on my brother. Come on, don’t look back today , brother. I’m afraid you’ll cry. Then today’s Muggle must be Brother Teng. Okay, let’s ask the members of the Mahua family to turn around. Mary, this is Mahua . You took one away. Why are you still picking it from people? How come there are two brothers? There are not only Muggles behind this, but also garbage and garbage. I’ll put Muggles on you . I can’t get rid of the hatred in my heart. I put all the garbage on you. This person likes to hold grudges when he gets old. Mainly, brother, you offended too many people with the last part, you know , right? Big brother is undoubtedly the Muggle today. As for our Mahua, we have actually calculated it just now. It’s Liu Tongtong. Not bad , great , well-deserved . Come on , today you can choose big brother in the truth or dare game. You can let big brother stay in the safe tonight. Big brother didn’t choose the dare. Brother, you choose one, I choose the dare . Are there any push-ups that have not been completed today? Yes , please ask these three students to step out. Who dares to dare ? They haven’t finished yet. Those who have finished will do it for us . Let Brother Teng finish it for us. Brother Teng can do ten. Ten can do ten. It’s okay. It’s uncomfortable to do it flat . It ‘s uncomfortable. It’s amazing. It’s done again . No, that brother didn’t lift it too high. It’s mainly because the Muggle on his body is too heavy. One, two, three , it’s really handsome. Four, five, six, seven , it’s
okay. I didn’t expect him to be able to do so many . Eighty or
ninety, old and strong. Okay, okay. It’s not easy for brother to help. Come on, Brother Teng , do ten. Walk and one stands up. Okay , okay . That’s great. Old baby, old baby , having an old person in the family is like having a treasure. This is a variety show for the elderly. Okay, brother , let’s move on to the last part, our group dance The first eight (beats) is to pick your toes. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Then the second eight beats, step on it like this. Step on it for eight beats. Step on it for eight beats. It ‘s over . Come on , brother , just kick. Okay, brother, come on, “Mahua is Very Happy 2”. We think it’s okay. What do you think? Congratulations, everyone. We’ll treat everyone to a midnight snack together. Let’s go. Happy , happy, really happy. I’ve eaten. I ‘m hungry . I’m
hungry. Qingbuliang, sit down. Brother, sit in the guest seat . Let’s not choke. A stomach full of wind. Bao, I suggest you sit down here, otherwise you’ll be tired while eating. I’ve already sat one. You’ve sat one. You ‘ve sat one. You haven’t even reached the altitude . Sorry , this pickled cabbage tastes pretty good. I’ll pick some for you with my new chopsticks. Thank you, sister. Pipi , have one. Who ‘s Pipi ? Not Tutu. Pipi . He said Pipi shrimp Pipi , please have some Tutu. Eat some Tutu shrimp. Thank you, sister . Pipi shrimp is delicious . Brothers and sisters, please eat first. Because in the process of playing games, some of our actor teachers met our guest teachers, but they did not introduce themselves. Let me briefly introduce them to you. Okay , first of all, Brother Song Xiaobao , this is our distinguished guest, our Brother Zhou Dayongyong, our Chen He, Yihe and Yidi , our three distinguished guests , and some of our old actors from Happy Twist, Chen Diwen. Our Brother Diwen usually calls him Brother Bing, and then there is our Senior Brother Tao Liang. This is also the thousand-game meritorious service of our “Earl of Wulong Mountain”. He is really a treasure in Happy Twist. That’s really Brother Liang. Let’s go to the lottery box. Big brother, make a sample lottery. What’s the topic in it ? Let’s talk about it . Okay, what’s the most regrettable thing in your youth? If you could do it again, what would you do ? Brother, your youth, this is just right. What do you mean? It feels like you lacked a lot of things in your youth . Grandpa, his youth has just passed. There is a topic . In fact, I seem to have said something similar before. I think my biggest My regret is that I didn’t develop a habit of reading. If I could start over again, I would do nothing but develop a habit of reading. Because now I always carry some books with me wherever I go . I read them on the plane and basically just leave them there when I’m done. I can also read before going to bed , right ? I play with my phone before going to bed. Okay, let’s go from oldest to youngest, please let our Brother Bing come in. Actually, I also have regrets in my youth. I only developed a habit of reading. The person I want to thank the most and the words I want to say to him in my acting career. The person I want to thank the most should be Stanislavsky, right? I can’t even talk to him. Brother Bing, look who’s here. Grandpa Stanislavsky is here . The Steadicam is here. Please sit down. The person I want to thank the most should be myself. The path I chose was a bit bumpy, but I have always persisted. Brother Bing, it was indeed me who asked to be demobilized. I wasn’t in the army before. I remember I was in the dance troupe. What
did the dance troupe say when I was demobilized? You said you read all day and never dance. Your legs are stiff from reading so much. This also flashes back. Now I want to say what I want to say to him , which is about myself in my last zodiac year 24 years ago. I should have chosen the right direction, but some small details may be a little bumpy and rough , but I have never regretted it. It’s over . Thank you. What’s going on? If you could exchange lives with a friend at the scene for a day , who would you choose ? I would exchange lives with Super Mario. Why do I like Wen He ? The original target was me, right? I think because, how should I put it, you see, except for Mario, we basically It’s a pure Luohan game , indeed. So if Ma Li and I were to switch places, I would also feel like a group pamper , right ? To be pampered by someone, it sounds like someone has neglected you. If you stay for one more day, we will all hold you in our hands and hold you in our hands. I think, Brother Yong, I advise you to change someone, right? Because often the facts you see are not what you see. It turns out that everyone pampers Wen He, right? Good Brother Bao, which moments will make you feel that this friend is really good? Which moments , in fact, over the years , I am actually a very inferior person, Brother Bao is a very inferior person , and I have also walked through ups and downs , step by step, deep and shallow, to today , which is what I think warms me the most. I feel that the world has never given up. Sometimes when I am the most helpless , the least cared for , or when I am in a corner, there will always be someone who can come and comfort you at that moment. That comfort may be handing over a handkerchief or taking something. I think moments like that often make me remember them very deeply, but I won’t go into details , but I will just say that moments like that will remain fresh in my memory. I understand that I am grateful to those who have taken care of and loved Xiaobao all these years . Along the way Thank you to everyone who has helped me , including Brother Teng, including everyone today, everyone has been to me , including Ma Li and my sister. We have known each other for such a long time, but I still have to say this. These new brothers are also very nice to me. Thank you , thank you, Brother Bao , thank you . Are you a person with low self-esteem? I used to be very low-self-conscious and unconfident, and I wanted to “die” because when we met him, he was already very popular, so it was definitely unimaginable at that time because he was already famous and could make fun of people for being short . Maybe these were all in the past , but at that time, when I was experiencing all this, I never felt low because of these. It was not because of these, not because of these external conditions. No matter what people say to me as a joke, I never take it to heart. I don’t take it to heart no matter what they say , but there are some specific things that make me feel uncomfortable and sometimes very hurtful. This question is very heartfelt. I feel that this question is very heartfelt. Yes , thank you , thank you, Brother Teng, thank you, my sister , is it my turn, Brother Tao Liang? You have to be Brother Chang Yuan. According to age, it’s my turn. I’m my senior brother. I’m younger than Brother Yuan . Tao Liang is the same age as me. Tao Liang was born in 1983. So no matter how we tease him, it’s okay. That’s really Chang Yuan. It was 1982, right? In 1981, the young master was so naive . I didn’t expect him to be so handsome and so young . What is the best friendship in your eyes ? The best friendship, I think, is to help each other, to support each other, to have the same interests and to have a high degree of compatibility, right? It ‘s very tacit. I think it ‘s possible that these two people stay in the room and don’t talk to each other, and it’s okay
to bow their heads and play with their mobile phones. It’s just as comfortable as being alone. You said they are like a couple. It ‘s true that even if this room is quiet, I won’t feel awkward with this person. I think this is the best friendship. That’s a good point , right? Lun , right? Let me share one of the most precious memories with the friends present . I think it can only be Tao Liang. Tao Liang. It’s definitely Tao Liang . Tao Liang actually has a very changeable identity. Our friendship started in “The Earl of Wulong Mountain”. We both played the same role. He changed his personality before and I changed his personality after. At the beginning, I really questioned this person. I said I didn’t want to be like this before the gender change. I said the audience wouldn’t agree. Later, Director Yan Fei showed me some of his homework in school. He said, look, this person is acting He was particularly “crazy” and devoted in the filming . I was not familiar with him at that time , but he really touched me. On the set, he was particularly serious. I said, “Okay, let’s give it a try. It doesn’t matter. Our friendship started from then on. We became very good “besties”. He was indeed my “male bestie”. Then , we lived in the same community , and we ate, drank and played. Every morning, we would get up to buy groceries. Qi Qi and I, the three of us, grew up together every day. So the most embarrassing thing was actually, do you remember, Brother Teng, one time when the three of us were cooking at home and having a great time, you came in You were mad. You said what were you three doing? We were “beating” Tao Liang. He thought we were telling Tao Liang that we took off his pants. I said no, not at all. We were “beating” him because he lost when he was playing poker and he cheated. It was not the Landlord game where he got eight bombs and made me cry. I remember it very clearly. Then there was something very funny about Tao Liang. He lived in the place where we lived. He said he wanted to get some good luck and followed you around. You moved out as soon as he moved in . I rented this place and lived in Brother Teng’s place. He lived in the place where I lived. Brother Liang did it to save money. You still have half a month left. It’s not that he paid for the rent himself, so he didn’t take advantage of it . He talked about feng shui, talked about feng shui , talked about feng shui. Which community should we move to ? Which community should he move to? Which community should we move to? Which community should he move to? I couldn’t keep up later because that didn’t work. So it’s just right to follow this enthusiasm, brother, you can share one. Let me see , this is very suitable for you. What should I see? There are too many stupidest things I have done with friends. You can say whatever you want. I can say whatever you think is stupid and can be broadcast. There is no such thing. Ali happened to be here, so I will share a thing too. I remember Wen He was also good at it. Then I changed someone. At that time, I rented a house opposite the school with Brother Teng. It was quite stupid at that time . It was renting a house with me. This was quite stupid. It was the stupidest time. At that time, I rented a house with Brother Teng , and Brother Teng took good care of me, but I had a bad temper at that time, and there was no way to vent when we quarreled . After we got to the place , he kept hitting Brother Teng’s door. Who were you arguing with? It’s scary
to his girlfriend. You have to explain clearly. I don’t know. I thought you were arguing with Brother Teng and his girlfriend at the time , so you punched through Brother Teng’s door. You brought a gun with you, right? One night, when I went back, I asked why there was a hole in my door . He did it. I asked you two to hit me. Why did you hit my door? The funniest thing about him is that he is very affectionate and he was also very infatuated after we broke up. Later, he came to my room. At that time, I was addicted to games. I played games except for performances . Brother asked me to listen to some songs. He didn’t even have a computer , but he had a laptop. I don’t know what happened to the computer. I just listened to all kinds of love songs here on my desktop and sat there all day. This made me anxious. You said that people who are addicted to playing games are annoying , but he is in that kind of mood . You said why did you say “get out” to me? He made me angry and felt quite pitiful. You have no words What can I say in words of consolation ? He’s listening to music, listening to this guy or that song. At that time, you are not yourself. I feel uncomfortable. I don’t think that thing can do anything. You won’t persuade me. And in my heart, I say that the game is more important. I ‘m kidding, but I really won’t. He’s always like that, you know? He always cries. It’s the material for eternity. What do you think is the most important thing between partners ? I think the most important thing between partners is understanding , not tacit understanding . I think tacit understanding will appear after working together for a long time, but understanding may fade away with the things you encounter and your growth . So I think the most important thing between partners is understanding. You are so right. Understanding is a very great thing in the world. Alan came down and it was my turn. I came by myself in 1985. If I had a conversation with my adolescent self, what would you like to say to him? I really don’t have much to say. If I saw my adolescent self , I would tell him to just keep going and what you will encounter in the future They are all the best things. I have nothing to say. You still haven’t lived wisely, right? Ten years later, it’s the same problem again. Don’t think so then. Let’s talk about it again in another ten years. Behind me is Wen He, which is equivalent to saying that you are blocking me. I will give it a moment. If you have a time machine, which moment would you most like to return to? Why do I have a time machine ? I might want to go back to my elementary school. The first five years of my elementary school were in a private school on the top of a mountain in Dalian. That school was very free. It faced the sea and had its back against the mountain , singing songs. I was very happy at that time. But later, because I was planning to take the entrance exams for junior high school, high school, and college, I was instantly pulled back to this kind of test-oriented education. I was a little confused. It’s like you use the so-called advantages that you have cultivated in these five years , which are not advantages in public schools, to compete with others. It seems that I became more and more inferior at that time. I still want to go back to my happy childhood , right? Next, let’s talk about Liu Tong, let’s share the warmest moment when you worked with your partner. So you haven’t found your partner yet because I don’t have a very fixed partner. Here’s an example. Several years ago, when I was performing in a drama, I was late for the show. There was about five minutes left. It was my turn but I didn’t. Another actress and I were discussing backstage that there was a problem with a prop that was not put away properly. The warmest thing for me was actually the three actors on the stage. None of them blamed me . In fact, we have been partners and colleagues who have worked together for a long time . It was a coincidence that the performance fee was deducted. No, it was not deducted , right? Leader, you didn’t know. Okay, now you know. Then our next one is Feng Man, shouldn’t it be Tutu? Brother, you are so humorous, that’s right
, it’s it, that’s right , it ‘s it , that’s right , this is the right one, right , this is the Gatling question that Brother Alan prepared for you, brother, you gave me a whole bazooka . It ‘s too scary. What the hell is this ? It scared me. I have to answer them all. You can’t miss any one. If you were trapped on a desert island, who would you choose as your partner? I think It’s absolutely right to choose Brother Bao. I would like to listen to it because Brother Bao has very strong survival skills in the wild, extremely strong , extremely strong . Brother Teng knows that we did another column many years ago. That was a time travel . I dared to stuff a handful of grass into
my mouth, and then Brother Teng was angry and said, “Bao , don’t eat grass. ” I said, “Brother, this is not ordinary grass, Bao, what is this? I eat it very happily . Because when I was young, I grew up in Lesser Khingan Mountains for two years . At that time, I didn’t go to school and lived in the mountains as a wild child for two years. So I have a very strong ability to survive in the wild. Until now, I can still distinguish many edible and inedible things . You can eat all grass. What can you tell ? It’s not Brother. I can distinguish between edible grass and inedible grass. Have you forgotten that Huang Xiaolei eats maggots? I feel upset listening to it now. It’s not Brother Bao . If I were trapped on a deserted island, who would you choose as your partner ? Brother, let’s go to the deserted island to eat grass. It’s not just a matter of eating grass. You have to choose me. Why? You are young and you have weak self-protection ability. Next, you eat grass first. The grass has been eaten up, and it’s time for people to eat each other. You eating me is no better than Brother Bao eating you. It’s better to keep the good stuff in the family, right? It’s better to let the big, clean and white ones eat him. If it wasn’t for me biting him, he would have died in an instant. My teeth are okay. Okay, I have the answer. Except for these two brothers , anyone can be brought. Next is our Heyi, our Heyi. What was the dream you most wanted to realize in your youth ? Have you realized it now? In fact, the dream I most wanted to realize in my youth was to sing. Really, really. That means singing is not your strong point, right? Yes
, but I usually don’t sing. I basically like to listen. Thank you, Heyi . That’s Tutu, the youngest one at our table. I know why he is called Tutu. He has big ears. Yes, is there anything you want to do with your friends but haven’t had the chance to do? Then tell us about it. The last time we talked about this day together , As I said, my parents and I are not together, so when I was a child , I actually had a very deep friendship with my friends. I had a childhood friend who was from Sichuan. We were in the same class for six years in elementary school . We also lived very close to each other , so we often played together. But there were no mobile phones at that time , but it was popular to use QQ. So we added each other on QQ. But later that QQ number was stolen, which is a pity. Until now, there is no way to contact him .
I don’t know how to contact him. Do you remember his name? If you remember , you can say that he will find you when he watches this program. Just say it to you and let him find you when he sees this program . Now say it’s a little girl, her name should be brother. Your brain is really red, your ears are red, Tutu, your ears are red. Now give him Tutu. Yes, it’s a girl. Remember to send a private message on Weibo. If you want to find me, I will definitely help you find me. Do you want to find one? Didn’t expect it? Then my friend is me, so there’s no need to look for him. Brother, let’s change the question. Very good. This has been answered very well. Okay, very good . Let’s shout out “Mahua is Very Happy 2” at the end . No need to hit the board under your feet. Get ready. “Mahua is Very Happy 2”. We think it’s okay. What do you think? Please invite three senior executives and new colleague Lin Yi. If there are two of my black human resources members in your team, all of them will be fired by me. In front of the boss, I am a bootlicker with no EQ. IQ is not good , and my character is corrupt . You can use such a person. It’s meaningless to work hard. He doesn’t care about his lumbar disc herniation. His lumbar disc is protruding. He is still working and slacking off. Shen Teng , do you want to bet ? I’ll do it. You have to see who in your team looks like an undercover agent. So Brother Teng must be the undercover agent. Who is it? Who is throwing dirty water on me? What’s wrong with Ma Li , Old Shen The incense box is not the incense basin. It’s over . It’s over . This bundle is so hard. I thought it was the sitz bath. I want to vomit . Nothing to do. Wait , I feel a little dizzy. The chickens are pecking at the rice. The chickens are pecking at the rice. The chickens are pecking at the rice. The eagles are flying in the sky. What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong with you? The eagles are flying in the sky. What’s the eagle flying in the sky ?