第5期中：狠人对决！邱瑞PK高寒 ！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
At present, 4 groups in the spear camp have completed their performances , and 5 groups in the shield camp have completed their performances. The next game will be even more exciting. Before him, I have never been so fascinated by anyone’s anger. I feel a special feeling of liberation. Is this my gift? My birthday hasn’t come yet. I really regret not taking this photo. No kidding, Meituan’s flash sale will be here soon. Thanks to Qiehuang, who has a sunny tomato in it, for co-sponsoring the broadcast. Welcome to the second stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends”. This stage is called the Battle of Spear and Shield . Previously, we asked each actor whether talk show is your spear or your shield. According to their answers, 42 talk show actors formed the spear and shield camps. You can see that the upper row is the spear camp, and the ones sitting in the lower row are the shield camp . At present , 4 groups in the spear camp have completed their performances , and 5 groups in the shield camp have completed their performances . At present, only one person in the spear camp has advanced. Now there are 4 groups of friends in the shield camp who have advanced. The next game will be even more exciting. Now, the friend from the spear camp is about to appear. This friend is very interesting. He is often very angry. He is even angry to the point that people can’t understand. Let’s applaud and welcome this person who got angry for a while. Qiu Rui, Qiu Rui, hello everyone, I am Qiu Rui. I am indeed a person who is prone to anger. Sometimes that evil fire First of all, I myself find it hard to understand. When I lose sleep, I get really anxious and I start to scold myself. I ask, “Aren’t you very sleepy when you’re at work? You lie in bed and can’t fall asleep. ” At this time, I sent messages to friends who often suffer from insomnia, but they didn’t reply. I got even angrier . Even you fell asleep. At that time, I understood Su Shi a little bit and wanted to call Zhang Huaimin. My colleagues also know my personality. When I write programs (scripts), they will leave the guests with bad tempers to me in order to resonate with them. All I have are rappers, music critics, foul -mouthed big Vs (Internet celebrities). When I entered the meeting room, I was stunned. I said, “Have I gone to hell?” The beginning of this paragraph is It was written for a rapper. Why didn’t he speak at the end? After I read it to him, he asked me which label Zhang Huaimin was from. He couldn’t work with these bad-tempered people, and they quarreled. It was the first time I saw two rappers swearing at each other. I was standing next to them . To be honest, I didn’t want to intervene. I just wanted to ask them why they didn’t release a diss song. I didn’t want to provoke a conflict. On the contrary, I think the best way to resolve the conflict is to compare. Why are these talk show performers in our talk show circle easy to manage? We have a ranking. Before we had a show, we only performed offline and looked down on each other. I always asked why they always let the shouting Lan was the finale . After a few years, Hu Lan will always be my best brother. The ranking is there, and I can’t help but accept it. You said you didn’t accept it for one year, two years , and you still don’t accept it after seven years of this competition. The talk show competition is about to make Hu Lan do the seven captures of Meng Huo. We are a bunch of losers. We are captured every time . After each capture, he lets you go and lets you prepare for a year before coming back to capture you. I think Zhuge Liang is a bit insulting. He helped you revise the manuscript before he captured you. He has enough experience in competitions. When he helped us revise the manuscript, he encouraged us and said it’s okay to relax. I don’t have a manuscript yet. When I saw that his computer was indeed empty , I went drinking with him. He went home and stayed up all night and exploded on the stage the next day . I felt that I had been tricked. Empty manuscript, remember me Coming to the competition this time, I kind of understand Meng Huo ‘s mentality when he went on his seventh expedition. Is winning or losing important? Really, once you let go of winning or losing, your horizons will be broadened. You also know that the other side has also had a program in the past two years. Many people think that you have to fight to the death. That’s what the bosses have to consider. As an actor, I just think it’s another opportunity to change jobs. In the past, there were auditions to be on the show. This year, it was all cancelled. Anyway, if you don’t let me go, I’ll go over there. This year, there are bonuses for being on the show. One more round means one more month of year-end bonus. I don’t know if the other side has bonuses, but I think they will definitely get it after my segment is broadcast. We have to let the boss. Only when we fight can we have a good life. We lived the best years. Weren’t those years when the Internet giants fought each other? What about the shared bicycles and online car-hailing battles? Who cares about their wins or losses ? I downloaded both apps. I think their fights were too short. It would be great if they could kill me. Now I especially hope that they can fight in the medical field. When I am dying, I am shouting that 600 yuan for a kidney transplant is not a dream. There is 2,000 yuan for cancer treatment without an appointment. The third company is angry and waved his hand. I can be resurrected by watching a 30-second advertisement. You always fight in areas where I spend money, such as taxis and meals. How boring it is. You go into real estate. Drive down the house price for me. If you sell me a house for 6 yuan, even if it is half built and unfinished, I will always tell you that I can do the rest myself. If you sell your house at this price and your business fails, do you still need to go abroad to hide? No one will give you a bowl of rice when you go to someone’s house. You are not like that boss Pin Shaoshao. If he wants to come to my house to beg for rice, I will ask him to invite 500 more friends . Don’t always teach us workers to have a sense of ownership. I don’t want to be the owner now. I want to be the fisherman in the dispute between the snipe and the clam. Anyway, I definitely can’t afford this house by myself. I can only sit and wait for the snipe and the clam. Thank you. I am Qiu Rui. Qiu Rui’s ticket lock channel is open. Thank you again for Qiu Rui’s performance for everyone. I love Qiu Rui. I like Qiu Rui so much. Qiu Rui is always so happy , you know, just listening to that feeling makes me so happy. And Qiu Rui’s little pointed chin is like a guitar pick, you know, bang bang, playing on others every time . But is he really angry at ordinary times? I think I can write several more articles about anger. I advise you to raise fish. If you look at fish more, you will feel comfortable, because fish make you feel comfortable. I’m sorry. But the key point is that I have endured all this and grown up, right ? Okay, okay, I have grown up. But I really hope that Qiu Rui will continue to keep us entertained , okay? I look forward to your next draft. It’s great . Okay, I like Qiu Rui very much . He seems to be dissatisfied with the whole world and he does n’t accept anything . But I think that before him, I have never been so fascinated by anyone’s anger. He even aroused a certain dark side in my human nature . So I am always full of expectations for him. I like what he says very much. And Qiu Rui’s anger actually seems to be angry at himself on the surface , but in fact, all the points of his anger are more or less related to the pain points of the general public, that is, the current situation of society. This is where Qiu Rui is really amazing. I think Qiu Rui spoke very well today. He solved a confusion I had in my heart before , which is in what kind of occasions can this internal joke be accepted by us. I think I can completely accept Qiu Rui. In fact, he revolves around Hu Lan’s seven captures of Meng Huo. He has always been centered around this point , but I can accept it because he uses this joke as a tool. Through this tool, he makes all of us feel that we are together. We can be included in every joke . You didn’t exclude me. Sometimes the reason why we I would resist an internal joke because I would feel that you guys are laughing at me as an outsider, and that feeling of being isolated makes people uncomfortable. You would resist it, but the one he just did was particularly good, so I felt very happy to shoot the light. It’s good. Today I think he maintained his usual distinctive personal style and high standards. The only thing that felt strange to me might be my highly subjective idea. I felt that it was like a complete thing . When it was 80% to 90% done, I was waiting to shoot the light, and then suddenly it was gone. I actually wanted to leave it there, maybe it would be more fun to leave it there. It would be funny and not fun to write later. You want to be more meaningful, right? You want to finish the comedy. If you do it too much, you always want to say some golden sentences, but I’m not worried at all. For you, because you will definitely get in, you are not worried at all. Keep walking and walking. Okay, then let’s take a look at the light of the laughter group. 30 votes. Please see the final number of votes. Because it did not reach 290 votes , the shield group will start to grab the microphone. We are now preparing to count down. Someone stands up . Come on , if there are any more, come on. He feels like he has been waiting for him for a long time. For Qiu Rui, Qiu Rui feels that he really likes you, right, right? It’s because this friend is weird sometimes . Sometimes it’s still weird , but it always makes us laugh in unexpected places. Applause, welcome Gao Han, friends , and friends on the second floor, good evening. My name is Gao Han. I’m a poor man, born in a rural area in the northeast, so I went to the county town. When I went to high school, I felt very inferior . I felt that I was different from the children in the county town because on the first day of school, my desk mate wore a pair of Nikes and I wore a pair of Adidas. I don’t stutter, so the shoes are called Adidas. Then my desk mate showed off to me and said that James had worn my shoes. I said that they can’t compare with yours. These are new shoes that no one has worn. I said if others have worn them, then you should stop How dirty it is to wear it , but he was very disdainful. He said, Adidas , these are not even Putian shoes , they are fake. Putian shoes are fake fake shoes. I said fake fake shoes , aren’t they real shoes? If they can be worn, they are real shoes . In my concept, what are fake shoes ? I bought a pair of shoes home and when I put them on, I said they are not shoes but chocolates. They are fake shoes. But friends who often wear fake shoes should know that if you wear fake shoes during adolescence , your life is over. My deskmate didn’t pay attention in class and stared at my feet. I really couldn’t tell the difference. I asked him if he was a comparison person or a foot fetishist. I didn’t understand why he cared so much about a pair of shoes. He said, Gao Han , I can’t stand fake shoes because sneakers It is my belief. I asked him what he believed in. I admitted that I was very inferior at that time. I was afraid that he would look down on me, so I could only be stubborn and said that it was not about money, I just loved fake shoes. Putian is my Jerusalem. Thank you for telling me what Putian is. This is the first time in my life that I fell in love with a city because of a person. But I still knew in my heart that it was not good to wear fake shoes. I went home and told my mother that some classmates looked down on me. Could you buy me a pair of good shoes? My mother said that I was vain. She said, “Tell me who became successful because of a pair of shoes and who became successful because of a pair of shoes?” I said it might be Cinderella. Cinderella is too pitiful. Her mother is a stepmother , but my mother said something to me, “Son, let’s not compare ourselves with him. If we have to compare, let’s compare with him in study. ” I said, “Didn’t you say not to compare?” Then my mother said something that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said, “Son, our family is poor and this is how your life will be, so you have to study and show the world what it means to be a child of a poor family with a noble character. ” I said, “Yes, why should I feel inferior? I am a child of a poor family with a noble character, and he is just a little Brahmin bastard. ” I woke up in an instant and swear to become a child of a poor family with a noble character. The next day, I said to my desk mate, “I won’t compare shoes with you. I will compare my scores in the final exam this semester. We have never compared scores before.” Because originally we were studying at about the same level , but he took extra classes. Only those with money at home can take extra classes. Destiny can change knowledge. I also want to take extra classes, but that class costs 100 yuan per class . If I take extra classes, I don’t have money to buy fake shoes. After one class, I have to go barefoot. I am ashamed to face the people of Putian. Don’t even mention shoes. If I take two more extra classes, I will have lost all my clothes and pants. I dare not swim in the ocean of knowledge because I am afraid that when the tide recedes, everyone will know who is swimming naked. I really think it is ridiculous. A class is 45 minutes and 100 yuan. It can be said that every minute counts. Every class costs an inch of gold. He spends money. Do these players who spend money specifically kill the children of poor families? I am a rich man from a poor family. He is an executioner from a poor family. His family is so rich. In fact, he is the son of an official. If he can rely on his father , who can I rely on? The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel . I said, why do I feel that I am not worthy of him. Comparing grades with him is like marrying him. It is not a matter of two people , but a matter of two families. So I feel that my desk mate may not look down on my shoes , but on me as a person. Even if I wear a pair of real shoes and tell him that what I wear is real, he will only say one sentence, “Is it true? I don’t believe it.” Then I will also tell this joke offline. There was a very kind audience member who sent me a private message and said, “Gao Han, you are too pitiful. I feel sorry for you .” If you want to feel sorry for me, I’m standing here and will soon become a star. Why do you feel sorry for me? And I have completely let go of this matter. It was just a small incident that happened in that small county town. Now I’m out, and his father has also been in jail. Speaking of this, thank you. He is so innocent and pure, and full of contradictions , but he is desperate. I like him too much. Gao Han’s ticket lock channel is open. Another round of applause to Gao Han. Gao Han just told the story of how the chicken farm collapsed in the first round, right? Then in the second round, he started to talk about the fake shoes. Why did I choose this topic in the second round? It depends on my mood. You can talk about anything. I think in this game between the two In the competition, I think Gao Han actually performed better. But there was one thing he handled very well at the end . When I heard two-thirds of the way through, I actually felt a little uncomfortable at the beginning, but his last joke broke my discomfort. I think this is a particularly good point of talk show. I count on that joke. So I think he is really a mouthful . Why did he stand up resolutely to PK Qiu Rui ? Was he trapped by love or something? Why was he trapped ? He just stayed there and said Qiu Rui made me sleepy. Is that what he meant? I said last year that I was just lying down all the time. My life this year is still not the same. I’m still lying down the whole time. I was also recording here in the afternoon. I felt a little tired and I just wanted to take a break. I was always nervous and I was wondering if I would be picked next or something like that. I just wanted to release my feelings. Yes, I understand. You summarized it very well. It was very difficult to have a conversation with Gao Han. It’s okay, Mr. Luo. When I listened to it just now, I felt like there were some breaths and rhythms that weren’t particularly smooth . I was just nervous. I don’t know. I thought I had been on this stage for the fourth time, but I was still very nervous . I don’t know why. But your script is so strong this time. Why are you not confident? Because actually I can’t judge whether we can accept such a high-level text for you . No, Mr. Luo, you can’t say what’s in my heart. He always has a sense of arrogance in his bones. I don’t know whether the audience can accept it or not. Because I am the kind of person who will be disappointed if the audience doesn’t accept me, so I am also afraid that due to similar reasons you mentioned, there may be some things that are not particularly smooth in performance, but the text is still invincible and very exquisite. It’s not to that extent. If you are so Versailles, we are forced to say some of our true feelings. There are also some bad jokes in the middle. It’s just that this rat shit miraculously didn’t spoil the pot of soup, but really this text It’s very exquisite and very good . As a viewer , I am very happy to see such a confrontation between Qiu Rui and Gao Han. Because in my mind, Qiu Rui is very ruthless , but I didn’t expect Gao Han to be even more ruthless. Gao Han is also ruthless , right? So I think it’s very interesting for the two of them to compete together. In fact, in the last game, I found that Gao Han had a personal characteristic in speaking, his movements and his accent. I was wondering why this felt so familiar, so I kept searching in my brain whether I had such a friend . Who is that person called Li Ronghao ? Really, he speaks like him, right? Li Ronghao speaks like this, and he also likes to have some jokes and he also likes to joke. This is really self-defense , which is defense. This is nervousness. I’m not going to attack anyone. You ca n’t attack anyone with your body. What does the fourth master think of Gao Han today? It ‘s because in the last round, he said that he was a rich second generation and I was a poor second generation, and then I won the PK. Then I didn’t expect that he might change his mind. This is all connected . After going bankrupt, he directly wore fake shoes . When your family went bankrupt, how old were you? Six years old , right? So in fact, strictly speaking, whether he is a rich second generation or a poor second generation is a bit vague. It feels that his economic level is indeed Ups and downs. I want to hear what Mr. Haiyuan thinks of Gao Han’s performance. Gao Han’s temperament is very special. He seems to be talking about his poverty, but he actually has a sense of showing off in the text. Yes, he is showing off his use of words , so he has a very special temperament. Great . Okay , thank you, thank you Haiyuan. This really happened to me in high school , and I did have low self-esteem . I still have low self-esteem sometimes, but I always forget whether it was my past or present low self-esteem, because I am living a happy life now. I am a poor person, but because I have to record the show, I don’t know what he is doing, but you think it’s very funny. He usually speaks like this, very high-profile, very arrogant, and very crazy, but he himself looks sick and lazy. They are all very good, but there will definitely be stays and leave . Qiu Rui , please return to the stage. Qiu Rui and Gao Han differ by 1 vote in the number of votes of the Laughter Friends Group. Qiu Rui and Gao Han’s votes are this respectively . It’s hard to guess , but he has 10 more votes, so it’s hard to say who he will win against. Great. Three points is the closest , the closest match between the two strong teams. First of all, we must congratulate Gao Han for his successful advancement. Qiu Rui needs to continue waiting in the waiting area Qiu Rui is awesome. Your lazy temperament is so charming. I’m a little flustered . Luckily you came, otherwise there wouldn’t be anyone to talk to. Gao Han was a little beyond my expectation. The inspiration was really good. He performed very well, but I do n’t think it was as good as in previous years. If it was Qiu Rui from a few years ago standing on this stage today , he would have defeated Qiu Rui today. He was scolding me for not changing his style. He just said directly that
the next one to appear is from the shield camp again . The next one to appear is from the shield camp again. The friend who is to appear next is from Xinjiang. In the last round, she impressed us as being cool and funny , cool and funny. So what kind of story will she bring us this round? Applause, welcome Xiao Pa. Thank you, everyone. My name is Xiao Pa. I’m Uyghur. Thank you . I think Mandarin is very difficult. Really. I’ve been wondering what others mean. Before, there was a girl in the toilet . She asked me if I had any bread. Later I learned that bread refers to sanitary napkins. But to this day, I still firmly believe that sanitary napkins should be adapted to local conditions. In Xinjiang, they are called naan and in Shanghai, they are called bagels. Maybe the bad thing now is the Mandarin. Okay, and I am a person who cares a lot about how others People who say how I evaluate me, so the sentence I am most afraid of hearing in my daily life is ” Xiao Pa, I have seen your performance” because I will be very nervous. I don’t know what he will say next , and I will take everything he says to heart. I will clench my teeth and my jawline will be clearer. I will just stare at him like this. If he says “Xiao Pa, you are okay” , I will immediately become… I have also been given bad reviews and scolded before. During that time, it is no exaggeration to say that this person was in my mind when I ate and slept, and when I opened my eyes and closed my eyes, I thought about him . It’s strange. Why did he diss (complain) about me? I actually miss (miss) him a little. His English is also okay. I am like this in my daily life. I saw a bottle of facial oil for 3,500 yuan when I was shopping. My first reaction was that it was so expensive. I thought I couldn’t afford it, so let’s try it and learn more. I tried it and found that I liked the texture, packaging and taste very much, but I couldn’t afford it. I started to feel a little inferior. As luck would have it , the salesperson asked me a question. He asked me how I felt. How did I feel? I felt like a scumbag whose defense was broken. I just wanted to play around, but I fell into it. But I know I don’t deserve it, so I have to do it next. The thing is to slander it. He asked me how I felt. I couldn’t tell him that I was poor and had no money, right? I could only tell him that your thing was just average. No one in our village used it . I was about to leave, feeling guilty. Of course, before leaving, I made a promise like a scumbag to save face. You must have heard that sentence too. I said I would go around and come back. But the salesman was very experienced, okay? He saw that I was about to leave, so he pointed at my face and looked into my eyes. He told me that he found that you were a little… He wasn’t done yet , and I started to get nervous . But then I thought, everyone thinks I make a living by talking. If he dares to scold me today, I will scold him to death. Not only will I scold him today, I will also write a joke to scold him and then take the joke to the stage to tell how to make money to buy that facial oil. I have thought about it. I just stared at him at that time. Unexpectedly, he pointed at my face and looked into my eyes. He said to me, ” I find that you look a bit like an idol. ” I wrapped it up. No one in my ancestors for three generations has used such expensive skin care products. If you insist that my ancestors may have used equally expensive skin care products, the only thing I can think of is Xiangfei . This facial oil has magical powers. I tell you, I haven’t even unscrewed the lid yet. I put it on my face and just hold it in my hand , it has already started to repair me. It doesn’t repair my skin, it repairs my fragile self-esteem. I am very easy to deny myself because of someone else’s words . In the past, if someone said to me, ” Xiao Pa, I don’t think your jokes are funny,” I might lock myself in the room and cry for a whole day. But since the moment I held this facial oil in my hand , if someone dares to come up to me and say, ” Xiao Pa, I don’t think your jokes are funny,” my first reaction is that my face cream costs 3,500. I want to show off. I want everyone to know, including Xiangfei, but I am embarrassed because I will also show off this matter . I care about other people’s opinions, so showing off is like having a crush on someone. I’m afraid that others will notice it, but I’m even more afraid that others won’t notice it, so I could only put the facial oil in a conspicuous yet inconspicuous corner when I posted it on WeChat Moments that night . The only caption I could say was ” The wind tonight is a little noisy. ” I only use this facial oil on my face because I think it’s enough for my face to look good. My neck doesn’t matter. I have a lot of turtleneck sweaters, so careful friends can also notice that my idea of becoming beautiful is probably to make one part of the skin beautiful first , and then surround the other part of the skin. Some simple face-saving projects, spending money on things that others can see. It’s true. Every time I apply this facial oil , I will look in the mirror and use my jaw as the dividing line. I will only use it to apply it on my face. If one day I accidentally apply it and get distracted and apply it to my neck, it will feel so uncomfortable, just like applying it to my neck. I have studied Mandarin for so many years just for this moment. To be honest, there are not many visible changes on the skin after friends use facial oil . I kept thinking about why. Later, I realized that the face project was destined to fail. I reflected a lot. I reflected on why I jumped into the trap of consumerism so recklessly because this bunch of advocates The capitalists of consumerism speak so nicely. My God , I can’t even imagine my parents talking to me like this. When I was a kid, I wanted something at home. I said, “Mom, I want it.” Before I finished speaking, my mom said, “What do you want?” “You are so nosy. Why don’t others want it?” The capitalists open their mouths and say, “You deserve it, but be careful. Every word of the capitalists is secretly marked with a price. Harsh words at home hurt people in June, and a kind word outside costs 3,500. When I worked in a company before, our boss would just say a few kind words to me in front of my ear and praise me, and I would work hard . I didn’t even dare to ask for overtime pay. What money? I live for a good review and cashback. People asked me, “Xiao Pa, you have seen these traps clearly. Will you still buy such expensive facial oil? I will never buy such expensive facial oil at the counter again. I will use Meituan flash purchase, which is more convenient and I can receive it in 30 minutes. This sentence also has the price marked. Someone advised me not to care so much about other people’s evaluation. How is it possible? The world I have seen since I was a child is to care about other people’s evaluation. Snow White’s stepmother is the most powerful person in the whole story. No one dares to deny her. She cares about the opinion of a mirror , but I still envy her. She cares, but she dares to point directly at the nose of the magic mirror and ask who is the most beautiful woman. I dare not. I long for it . I want recognition from others but I’m afraid of being denied. When I get to the magic mirror, it ‘s just a magic mirror. Go ahead. This mirror is also a bastard . It and the queen are staring at each other. You say a few nice words, is that enough? It still insists that Snow White is prettier than you. What kind of magic mirror is it? It’s just a female competitor. I tried to complain to my friends about this very unhealthy mental state of mine. I always base my self-identity on the recognition of others. My friend looked at me and said, you know what, Xiao Pa, you don’t look like that kind of person. You look like the kind of person who would kill people. I didn’t expect your core to be so unstable. Who kills people because their core is too stable. Those who can really kill people also care about other people’s evaluation. For example, Emperor Taizong of Tang also cares about Wei Zheng’s opinion. He cares so much that he even said that Wei Zheng is a mirror of mine. For this reason, he also wrote a sentence like ” Using people as a mirror can help you understand your gains and losses ” . When I learned this, I had a picture in my mind: Emperor Taizong of Tang ran to Wei Zheng every day. Wei Zheng, Wei Zheng, who is the best emperor in the world? I long for recognition from others. I only feel that I am okay when others recognize me, so I will try my best to show my best side in front of others. It really took me three hours to put on this makeup today. I revised my manuscript more than 60 times. This outfit should be This is my fifth outfit, right? I really put in all my effort and stood on the stage like this. But before I went on stage, the director said to me, “Xiao Pa, don’t care too much about what the audience thinks of you, then why am I here? Talk show competitions are all about the audience’s opinions and evaluations , because this thing is not like sports competitions that have objective evaluation standards, right? You have never heard of someone evaluating a joke and saying that his joke is ten rings . There is no such thing, so I care . Not only do I care, but you, the director, care more than me because you put in all your effort to show the best in front of iQiyi. Tencent Video is just like putting in all your effort to show the best side of yourself in front of the other party . Isn’t it a kind of love? So I have already thought of the name of this CP (partner), it’s called Loving CP (partner). Thank you for all the laughter and applause today. You can’t imagine how much this matter means to me. But if you don’t laugh, I might die on the stage. But if I die on the stage, you don’t have to worry, okay? I don’t need any CPR or defibrillation, 120 or ICU (intensive care unit). I don’t need any of that. Find two people with loud voices to shout in my ears, “Xiao Pa, your jokes are so funny, like an idol.” Thank you, everyone. I am Xiao Pa. Thank you for this Uyghur shield that has held the line of defense tightly. The ticket locking channel for Xiao Pa is open. Applause for Xiao Pa . When Xiao Pa was dividing the camps, why did you think talk show was your shield? Because I am very fragile . Really,
although I don’t look like that on the surface , I am really very soft. I need something to protect me. I need something that allows me to hide behind it and stay away from the world for a while. On the surface, you are indeed not a person who may care about other people’s evaluation. I said that on the surface, you care about me a lot, but in fact, I care a lot, but in fact, you are great, great, you know there is a kind of thing called opening up everything to embrace the world. She opens up everything to hurt the world. That’s the feeling. Although I like others to recognize me , I dare not Telling others that I hope others recognize me is what she said. I just need others to recognize me. I feel very powerful. I think talk show is not a tool for you but a weapon. I think it is very amazing . Thank you. When I was listening to Xiao Pa talking about this evaluation just now, I was thinking, for example, you care a lot about other people’s evaluation, but you will still go, for example, read and listen to other people’s evaluation. When I first entered the industry, I would even secretly cut out other people’s good comments about me and put them in a memo. The name of the memo was called “Strong Heart Shot” . I would take it out and look at it when I was sad. But now it has been almost two years and I haven’t done this because there are so many people who scold me. The reason why I asked this question is that we may all face this kind of bad evaluation . For me , I may feel that I am not as brave as you. I may have times Sometimes I will choose not to watch it because I think it may affect my whole state or affect my mood in the past few days. Then I may choose to ignore it and not watch it. But I think you may be braver than me. Thank you. I think Xiaopa performed very well today. First of all, I think all people are the same . No one will not care about other people’s opinions, right? So, what is called choosing the good and following it is that you listen to those who can give you positivity and encouragement. I think this is also a benefit, because I care about other people’s evaluations. I care about both good and bad. You may be able to knock me down with just one repo (feedback) , but if you want me to stand up, it only takes two sentences. I am more flexible and live more flexibly. First of all, I want to say that you believe the good things we say , right ? I don’t want to listen to the bad things. She will put our words in a folder, then I must I have to hold my conscience and say that her performance in the last game was the coolest female contestant I have ever seen on this stage. Thank you , that’s the truth. As for today, I think the whole script is very good. Let’s talk about this topic called the consumerism trap, which is also a topic I particularly like. But why didn’t I take a photo in the end ? I felt that I was a little too eager , especially in the first half. I had that feeling, so I hesitated for a long time and didn’t take a photo. But I thought about it later and I really regretted not taking a photo of the light . Xiaopa, first of all, this is a super high recognition. Mr. Luo said that he regretted not taking a photo of the light. This is amazing. Thank you for the evaluation of the four laughter friends. Xiaopa brought us a performance that made the whole audience explode. Then let’s see if she can advance directly after Xiaopa’s performance. Please see. Then, the friends in the spear group will count down to grab the microphone. We are such a cowardly group waiting to draw the ball. Xue Bing Xue Bing , Xue Bing brought us a wonderful performance last time and walked out of a unique track . Come on, I really want to hear Xue Bing’s other sharings on life. Xiao Pa, take a break, applause, welcome Xue Bing. Hello everyone, I’m Xue Bing . Hello, I still have to explain to you all first. This arm was caused by an accident when I was a child. High voltage electricity. Let’s not be nervous. Okay, if you are nervous , let’s relax like we are fundraising. Some friends are indeed a little nervous when they first saw me . I understand that it may not be just because of the arm. I just look a little fierce and I like to frown unconsciously when I talk. Frowning makes people look more fierce. I actually thought of some ways to solve this problem before . Really, I especially hope that when I get on stage, I will give everyone a cute feeling. This is the way I thought of. My performance in the last round was actually not bad. After I finished speaking and stepped off the stage, this actor praised me and said, “Oh, Brother Bing, your acting is so explosive. How can we continue with your acting so explosively?” I said it’s not easy to take the job, right? The doctors in the hospital said the same thing back then. Today I want to talk to you about work. I used to work in a welfare enterprise for a while . Let me give a brief explanation to friends who don’t know. A welfare enterprise is a social welfare enterprise established by the civil affairs department for the purpose of placing disabled people in employment. The proportion of disabled people placed in it cannot be less than 25% , and the number of people cannot be less than 10. To be honest , I think that according to the current development trend of the talk show industry , I think it won’t take a few years for us to run a welfare enterprise. Aren’t there new disabled people quotas every year, right? Then the show will be called “Talk Show and His Disabled Friends” and “The King of Comedy One-Handed Season”, right? It’s really exciting just to think about it . At that time, let Hei Deng be the chairman and Xiao Jia be the CEO (Executive President), and I will help them and be their left-hand man, right? In general companies, interviews look at resumes. Welfare companies are different. Welfare companies look at disability certificates. It’s really a welfare company. My disability certificate is much more dazzling than ordinary resumes. What? I was good at playing chess, calligraphy and painting at the age of 3, and I was admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University at the age of 16. I touched high voltage electricity at the age of 5, which is quite dazzling. But in fact, it is easy to enter the factory and arrange a job, but it is not easy. There are indeed not many jobs that suit me. Most of them were manual work. Then the boss thought about it and arranged a management job for me to manage the workshop. Inadvertently, I became a leader. It was true that I could not do anything but be a leader. At first, I was a little arrogant. I thought that if I became a leader, I would have everything under my control. After working for a few days, I found that something was wrong. I was just a puppet with no real power. Every day I just ran errands and passed messages for the boss. In fact, I later learned that the boss had his reasons for making such an arrangement . He thought that I might have common topics with the disabled people in the workshop. After all, we all had disability certificates. This is called treating the disabled with the disabled . The boss said that I was good at speaking and asked me to hold a mobilization meeting for these employees every morning to cheer them up and shout slogans. Half of them were deaf. Mute, who am I calling to? My boss’s brain works too fast. He asked me to learn sign language. How ridiculous! I asked me to learn sign language. I said, “Boss, are you afraid that I will say the previous sentence but not the next sentence after I learn the sign language?” To be honest, many jobs in the workshop were more suitable for people with disabilities. For example, this deaf-mute was very focused when he was working. He never gossiped during working hours. When we chatted, we stopped working. At that time, the workshop used piecework wages. Originally, the principle of “more work, more pay” was to stimulate employees’ work enthusiasm. However, when everyone’s salary was really increased, the boss would do something behind their backs. He secretly changed the algorithm and reduced everyone’s salary back to 3,000. 3,000 yuan is not enough to buy a bottle of facial oil. I have to say that our boss never discriminates in reducing costs and increasing efficiency. He exploits everyone equally. The salary rises and falls around the 3,000 points. After a long time , everyone feels like they are working but actually speculating in stocks. At first, I didn’t understand why some people can work here for more than 10 years with such an opaque system . Why are they all stuck? The most relaxing time of the day is lunch time . Everyone sits together and chats happily. The scene is really warm. It feels like Yang Guo is leading the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan for team building . Sometimes I think, with our luxurious lineup, can’t we just find a pedestrian street and lie down and make 3,000 yuan a month? But actually, think about it this way. Compared with making money, welfare enterprises actually provide the disabled with the most important thing , which is dignity. At that time , many disabled people in welfare enterprises found jobs that suit them, and then became self-reliant and supported their families with their own hard-working hands or one hand . In addition, welfare enterprises actually have another most important advantage , which is the tax preferential policy. One year , it was very Many enterprises have closed down due to poor performance. Our factory has survived by relying on the disability subsidy. Now we are doing well. The boss is also doing well and has food and drink. This reminds me of a saying : Those who are dressed in fine clothes must have raised disabled people. Finally, I would like to make an appeal. I think we should not waste such a good policy, right? I still hope that there will be more welfare enterprises in society and give more job opportunities to disabled people. As long as you are willing to take in these angels with broken wings, we will be your angel investors. Thank you everyone, I am Xuebing. We have a chance. Applause to Xuebing. The countdown to lock the tickets is on. Applause to Xuebing again. When you chose your camp, you chose Spear. I chose Spear . Why? Because I think I am not young now. I was born in 1986 and I am almost 40 this year. I feel that I have spent the first half of my life hiding myself , or trying my best to hide myself from everyone because I have that kind of feeling of illness shame. But I think after finishing the talk show, I have come to my senses . I want to be braver in the second half of my life. I want to break through myself and move forward courageously . It was great . The moment when the teacher clapped the light was the comedy one-handed season. I almost burst out laughing, and then the teacher went crazy. I laughed so hard that my nose bubbled. I said that what I saw just now was amazing. And the part at the end was so funny. They said that the sign language had a first sentence but no last sentence. And I was a little confused just now from a purely logical point of view because I have never learned sign language. If there is only one type, there is a first sentence but no last sentence. Will it affect the radicals? For example, will Xu Haolun be typed as Yu Gaobi? Or will the couplet only have the first half and not the second half? Let me explain. Strictly speaking , some words cannot be typed with one hand . It is not so rigorous. In this paragraph, he can make tragic things make us laugh without any burden. This is a very powerful skill . Yes , and I think his text is very meticulous, very meticulous . And Xue Bing himself, because we are four people on the stage, it is like watching a TV series. After the first episode, we actually have no burden. In addition, he is very funny and friendly , so I think it is a very, very good game. Your performance in the last game was also very wonderful. Thank you . This game is a breakthrough compared to the last time. Because generally when contestants play a game, they will tactically make the first game the strongest and most explosive one , and then the second game will be the worst. But he was stronger in the second game, so I hope you can get stronger and stronger later . Thank you. The key point is that I think it gives people strength and releases them, because many talk shows and jokes are all about creating tension first and then releasing it. You come up directly and have this, right? Be
more direct. Let’s give applause to Xuebing again. Teacher Zhang, I want to say one more thing. You said, you said Xuebing. Let me say one last thing. I think we should cheer for our spear camp, just to encourage them. We are the spear , what are we afraid of, right? We have to fight them, the shield, right? I hope everyone will give some strength later. Okay , Xiao Pa will come back to the court. Let’s see if the spear camp and the shield camp advance and the situation will change. Let’s see how Xiao Pa and Xue Bing get votes. Xuebing will win. We think Xiao Pa will win. I think Xiao Pa is more ready. Okay, go back and sit down. Congratulations to Xiao Pa for successfully advancing to the next round with 274 votes . Xuebing received 266 votes. It’s an excellent result. Let’s give applause to Xuebing and Xiao Pa again . Salute (Welcome). It’s amazing, it’s amazing . It’s an example for us. It’s great, it ‘s very good. There are indeed many disabled employees who feel that I can’t do it. I am not confident. I also hope that it will be passed. Through this article, I can show my self -confidence and let them know that we are not bad at anything. As long as we have confidence and work hard, I think we can perform well in many fields. I hope to bring them strength . Well, because the shield team successfully advanced just now , so it is still the shield team that will send people to fight. I like this person in the shield team. Last time, it was a ligament that made him come up with the sound of a joke exploding. Today, he plans to continue to share his life with everyone. Applause, please welcome He Guangzhi. Thank you, everyone. I am Guangzhi. Okay , it’s ok. Thank you very much. You are really enthusiastic. Everyone should be able to feel it. The competition is quite anxious. Fortunately, I learned to drink last year . Drinking can indeed make many things simple. I worry about where my talk show audience is every day. It’s all in the wine. I’ve been drinking for half a year and I’m very happy . I went for a physical check-up. The thyroid nodules are gone, and then I have fatty liver. There is no way . I think that now everyone works in such a high-pressure environment. You can only choose between fatty liver and nodules. But you can’t be so absolute. I also have a colleague who will never wrong himself. He will vent his emotions when he has them . He doesn’t have fatty liver or nodules . And now There is no labor contract either. I chose fatty liver because it sounds like a rich disease. Our boss has this disease. He usually eats too much because he eats all the cakes in the talk show. I was also puzzled when I saw the boss’s report. I said, “Aren’t we paying with blood and sweat? How come it becomes oil and water in his hands ? ” My friend said it was very simple. The process is called pressing. I also recalled that I asked if this pressing is a chemical reaction or a physical reaction. My friend said that this should be reported to the relevant departments. It is serious. Thyroid nodules sound like a cowardly disease. It seems that this person is bullied every day and dare not complain . Of course, friends who have nodules , don’t get angry after listening to this joke , otherwise the nodules will grow again . My colleague Fangfang persuaded me to have a physical examination because there was a problem with Fangfang’s physical examination report, but he didn’t think about exercising or seeing a doctor. He wanted to find someone to take the blame. There would be no psychological burden for this matter because persuading people to have a physical examination is a good thing. I want to find out that there is no problem, then I will be relieved. If I find out that there is a problem, then I will be relieved. My physical examination report is better than Fangfang’s. He felt worse. He said, “Are you sure you don’t have any problems at all? Have you read the report clearly? Is there a problem with your eyesight? Bring the report to me and let me see it. Look, you said there was nothing wrong with you. You are too thin. You are doomed . If you continue like this, you will look better than you in clothes . You must be curious about what Brother Fang found out that made him so worried . I don’t know about other things, but his conscience must be bad. But I found that I can understand Fang Fang. Why there was no problem with my report? Because I didn’t show him the problems. I was afraid that he would be happy and get better. I have mild fatty liver. I found that my first reaction after seeing the report was not to find a doctor, but to find Maodou . It was enough , it worked. Because Maodou’s body shape must have fatty liver. His fatty liver did not need laser scanning , just a peripheral vision scan would do. I called Maodou and said, “Brother, go for the company physical examination as soon as possible. It’s not good for your health if you delay it for too long . ” He said he didn’t have time to go. I asked, “Then what were the problems with your last physical examination?” He said something like thyroid nodules, sinus arrhythmia, and low bone density. I said these three , just these three, nothing else. He had everything . What can I say? After I finished talking on the phone with Maodou, I opened a bottle of wine. I felt There is nothing wrong with my liver . I only drink alcohol with fatty liver . No peanuts or melon seeds are needed as snacks, just some edamame. Edamame is a severe fatty liver. So , as long as he can still drink , I’ll be fine. He should be able to drink more than me. If he can drink more than me, I should live longer than me. He cursed me. Your thyroid gland is growing again. Edamame has suffered too much damage today. I don’t know if it’s because of my age. I am very nervous before every physical examination now. I feel that my brain is calling all organs to a meeting the night before the physical examination . All departments should pay attention and show their best condition tomorrow to welcome the examination. Whoever is found to have problems will be operated on. All departments should clean their own butts, but don’t wipe them all the time, because there have been bloody lessons there. What a mess, but in fact, the company’s physical examination can’t find too many problems, because I found that corporate physical examinations only check core organs . In a word, it can be said that as long as you can go to work normally, of course, the standards for going to work in each company are different, and some must be It can only be accepted if there are no problems in the physical examination report. Some people only accept it if there are no major problems in the physical examination report. I used to work on an assembly line. As long as you can go for a physical examination, there will be no problem. The package you personally purchased is very comprehensive. There is also bone density testing. The company will not check this because low bone density does not affect normal work. From the perspective of company management, leaders like soft bones. I went to test my bone density at that time. The bone density is a bit low. It is a soft bone. Of course, you don’t have to go to the hospital for testing. You can even see it during the usual meetings. Our company is still a conscientious enterprise. In addition to the annual routine physical examination , we even have one more item than other companies. For example, we are afraid that the data of the physical examination institution is inaccurate. Our urine routine is usually done in professional institutions. We are also very cautious. We are afraid that someone will accidentally extinguish the industry with a pee. What the hell is this? I will have regular physical examinations . I have also seen people who don’t have physical examinations all year round. I don’t know if there are such people around you . I knew a rock buddy before . He hasn’t had a physical examination for seven years. I asked him, “Brother, aren’t you worried that you haven’t had a physical examination for seven years? ” He said, “It’s okay. Rock ‘n’ roll is not dead. ” I asked him, “Aren’t you afraid of getting sick?” I’m not sick, it’s this era that’s sick . We can’t talk about it. It’s really hard to imagine what it’s like for a rock player to go for a physical examination. He must not care . If he cares, he won’t be cool. For example, the doctor takes his blood pressure and says that his blood pressure is a little high. You just say “Are you irritable?” and that’s it. But you’re a rock player and you don’t have any diseases. It’s also embarrassing. You take the machine and scan it and there’s no nodule . It’s not your anger, brother . I really think that picture is very inconsistent with the usual leather jacket, leather pants, and yellow hair. I’m very irritable every day. I want to overturn the world every day. I compare my fingers with the world every day. But after entering, I found that there is a project called digital rectal examination. If you observe, you will find that everyone who comes out of the digital rectal examination is a lot more honest. The expression is the same as that of the rock players after “Summer of the Band”. Before going, I felt that I was not successful. Why am I not successful? After returning, I have hemorrhoids inside and outside. You want to ask him what it feels like to have hemorrhoids. Itchy, I quickly bought a new pair of pants. Thank you everyone. He is so good at playing with words. This feels like it should be 290. Awesome. Champion (champion). Do n’t come . It became a slogan and turned into an action in the hand. The OK button confirmed. He Guangzhi’s ticket lock channel was opened. Another round of applause to Guangzhi. I was thinking at the time that I wanted Wang Feng to go for a physical examination. It was so funny. People asked him, “Teacher Wang, are you tired recently? Now I am a little tired. I originally wrote a “bury me in the spring” joke or something like that , right? I thought there would be these interesting extensions. Then how did you do it? Why is it so dense? This joke doesn’t seem to Guangzhi… This season is a big breakthrough compared to the previous season. I feel like he is going to become an immortal. I feel like he has super evolved and been reborn. I feel like He Guangzhi is now like a flashlight in my mind. The room is dark and he shines it everywhere and it becomes bright. Do you know that? He only needs to say one word and it becomes bright. Why is it that the place is consecrated? How is it so amazing? Because the things I talked about are actually true stories . They are all true stories . The friend who hasn’t had a physical examination for seven years is right here at the scene. Brother Tian is Fang Xiaotian, the manager of Overload Comedy. Then he told me that he hadn’t had a physical examination for seven years , so I wrote him in. Seven years is a true story. Is it a false story? Brother, this is a true story, right? It should be eight years now. Now it is seven years last year. Go and have a look. Brother, for the past eight years , there is no need for physical examinations until the ninth year. There are no more people. It’s just too amazing . What’s going on? This person has trypophobia and can’t listen to this. It’s too dense . Guangzhi is very amazing . If you listen to all the talk shows about physical examinations, you will find that other people are the same. He just imitates the process of physical examinations, especially men’s physical examinations. For example, he will talk about the prostate . The movements are very funny. Guangzhi is the only one. He just starts from the physical examination and then derives many branches. Then each branch has his expression. It ‘s not only a joke , but also an expression. This is very interesting. I especially agree with what Li Yuchun said. You
think Guangzhi seems to have really evolved to 2.0 In the 3.0 era, he has begun to do whatever he wants. It feels very strenuous to speak without stopping. In fact, have you ever thought about this script? You acted so well. Mr. Luo Yonghao looked at it again and said that you acted so well last time, but you acted so well this time . In fact, I am also very worried because this script has been polished for a long time. It is very likely that the next time it will be very bad. He is an artist of the older generation on our stage . He has been practicing traditional crafts for so many years. Then we have a group of loyal fans of Guangzhi who have always been indignant that he has never won the title of “Big King” . Because in the history of this stage, there are people who have won the title of “Big King” at the same level as Guangzhi , but there is no one who is higher than him. But we, the fans who love Guangzhi, have had a concern for many years , that is, because you have been too successful in the poor track , everyone is worried that you will not be able to keep this poor track after you become rich. If you can keep it , you have to be shameless. So I was very worried. Then from the first game of this season, the tail of last season had actually been transformed. The transformation was particularly successful and explosive in the first game . Then during the break , I told him congratulations because he opened up a new situation. The performance was also very successful. Then everyone knows that Guangzhi is a gentle and humble person, but I don’t know what’s wrong with him . He told me arrogantly at the time that this was the worst one in my script this season. I was bragging, but I was right . So I really admire you older generation artists from the bottom of my heart for being able to achieve breakthroughs in creation , even breakthroughs like a rebirth. This is so precious , and I am confident that after this is released, there may be several hot searches on the Internet. Yes, it must be because the plot is too dense and too advanced. And I suspect that the band Miserable Worship regrets that they changed their name . When I was young, Miserable Worship was called Painful Faith. It was changed to Miserable Worship in the middle of the process , but after your spread, I believe they will regret it. He just changed it to Miserable Worship for the sake of convenience , but it was distorted by you like this. You won’t sue me, right? What we are most concerned about now is whether Guangzhi can directly advance after such a wonderful performance. If he passes 290, he will definitely pass directly. Don’t call out (grabbing the microphone) Too stupid, look at Guangzhi’s votes. This article is a big breakthrough for me , so if it can succeed, it will prove that I can stand on this stage even if I leave the topic of poverty. 293 293 Oh my god , this direct promotion is too good to be true. 293 My god, the shield is too fierce, the momentum has been played out, yeah , it’s awesome , congratulations to He Guangzhi for directly advancing with 293 votes, that’s amazing, brother, you are the best coach, I think Guangzhi has set a good example for me , that is, you should not stick to the constraints of some good jokes before, you should boldly break free. Guangzhi has always advocated technology, he does not advocate some of the so-called geniuses who give him some flashes of inspiration, he thinks that as long as my technology reaches a certain level , I can process a 60-point passing inspiration to 100 points , so I admire him very much . How come all of them are shields? So far, the spear camp has only Jiang Zihao, spear, come on, the one who will appear soon is still from the shield camp. This friend is very familiar to everyone. He is a blogger of self-media. Last year, he explored food stores, this year he has extended the scope of store exploration to a wider range. Maodou applause, welcome Maodou, Maodou, thank you everyone My name is Maodou. I do have fatty liver. I’ve done B-ultrasounds but nothing was found. My liver is full of fat. I told you last year that I was losing weight but failed. The unlucky platform really listened to me about my weight loss and refused to send me any business orders. Now I’m fat and poor. The director is also very anxious. I recently had a competition in Shanghai. The director told me, ” Why don’t you try the Egyptian mummy that’s very popular in Shanghai recently?” I said, “Shanghai is very fashionable and the food is getting more and more diverse.” He asked me to go to an Egyptian exhibition that was very popular last year. Has anyone been there? It ‘s very popular. I just finished watching this exhibition two days ago. How should I put it? It’s full of useful information . At the beginning, they asked me to go to watch Pharaoh. I thought they were watching rap . They asked me to arrive at 10:30 in the morning. I said, “Rappers get up early.” I asked, “Can Pharaoh get up?” He said, “The Pharaoh…” I can’t remember when I suddenly went to a museum. My audience was shocked when they opened my video homepage. I saw spicy hotpot from Northeast China, roujiamo from Xi’an , and Egyptian mummies. Edamame is not a picky eater . I don’t know anything about Egypt . What can I talk about? When I went in, I introduced the Nile flood. I only knew Lao Luo and Da Zhangwei. I wanted to find a tour guide, but I couldn’t get reimbursed. I followed another group and heard the guy behind me turn his head and see that it was Edamame. You are also giving a tour here. I am also from Dalian. Everyone was looking back at me. I was so embarrassed. I quickly switched to another group. The tour guide was talking about the pharaoh in the pyramid of Khufu was Edamame. I am also from Dalian. I don’t meet many people from Dalian in Shanghai in a year. They are all here studying the pyramids . In the end, I had to pay to find a tour guide . I only know three things about Egypt. I asked the guide about the old pyramids and the Sphinx, but the word Sphinx stuck in my mouth. I asked if you have the lion head here . He said, “Sir, are you hungry? ” The guide was indeed very professional, but the big brother was too interactive. He was explaining that Egyptian painting had been declining for a long time since the Middle Ages. When did it revive? Mr. Maodou, when did you say it revived ? I said last year. The painting showed Egyptians sitting on the roadside drinking beer. I said , ” This is a painting of Julu Road. Who knows this?” He asked what the eyes on the Egyptian coffin meant . I said, “It means reincarnation, no .” I said, “It means wisdom, no. ” He said , “It means seeing.” I said, “See.” What is there to ask? Suddenly I was cueed ( He said that the Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun had political struggles with his father and was almost killed several times. Suddenly he asked the child in front of him, ” How is your relationship with your father?” The child was shocked . I said that my father and I have a good relationship. My trip was not in vain. I helped them solve a world mystery. He said that the colors of the faces on the Egyptian coffins have always been randomly painted blue, red, yellow and colorful. They have been studied for a long time and no one knows what they mean. I said, “You don’t even know the blue-faced Dou Erdun stealing the imperial horse and the red-faced Guan Gong fighting in Changsha. There were really a lot of people in that exhibition. Shanghai is still fashionable. There are also Egyptians who come to see this exhibition. They are like fellow villagers meeting each other to pay homage to their ancestors. They take notes while watching . I said, “This can’t be “Grave Robbers’ Chronicles”, and they also said that many celebrities have come to see it.” Come to see the mummies. There is really no sense of living people in domestic entertainment. The most annoying thing is a couple who is so annoying. In front of me, they were looking at each other and suddenly kissed each other. I asked, where did you get the emotion from? Seeing the mummies’ mouths, most of them are grandpas and grandmas. Some grandpas don’t understand very well and like to argue. The tour guide said that this pyramid was built in 2000 BC. The grandpa said it’s impossible in 2000. I watched the news broadcast and it didn’t report it. You explained to him for a long time about BC and AD, but he was still confused. The grandpa is usually in the park. He is interested in the price and keeps asking , how much can this be sold for? How much can this be sold for? I said, “Grandpa, these are all cultural relics. This can be sentenced to 10 years and this can be sentenced to life imprisonment.” The grandpa is too stubborn and said these must be replicas. His wife said they must not be, so she went to ask the security guard. The security guard said they are all authentic. The grandpa said he is a security guard and he knows nothing . What kind of crap can I see for 100 yuan? I get angry when I hear that. My ticket for my show is only about 100 yuan. The elder sister is much better. The elder sister is not interested in cultural relics. She Just take photos and videos, turn on the beauty filter for the mummy, make her eyes bigger, her face thinner, and smooth her skin . P (edit) the mummy into a mummy aunt. Do n’t say that the mummy looks thin, it’s really good. The pharaoh is lying there and sleeping. I suggest that everyone go to the museum and really find a tour guide. You can learn a lot of important knowledge . The Egyptian ceremony of worshiping the sun god is that everyone goes out to bask in the sun together . Fortunately, I didn’t live in Africa. With the amount of sweat I get, I work faster than the pharaoh. This knowledge is very important because sunlight is very important. About one sun tomato is used for each bucket of eggplant king instant noodles. It’s even more important. Only with enough sunlight can it be sweet and sour and rich. Tomatoes are a treasure. You can’t go wrong with eggplant king. This exhibition will be dismantled soon. They said that they will not have any vacations in the last few weeks. The exhibition is 24 hours a day. It is worthy of being the big Shanghai. The pharaoh enslaved others for a lifetime and finally got his retribution. It’s really scary . At 3:30 in the morning, you can’t be sure if there are tourists in the exhibition hall just by looking at this . This exhibition is really well organized because these cultural relics are very precious Because tomb robbing is very serious in Egypt , just imagine that the Pharaoh put all his gold, silver and treasures and his entire family in a triangle of more than 100 meters. The tomb robbers were just like people shopping in a supermarket. There was no need to build a stone door. He should have built a sensor door. Wouldn’t the Pharaoh’s entire family be there once they entered? Even the last Pharaoh would directly take out the burial objects from other pyramids and use second-hand platforms to rob tombs. It’s not enough. In the past, Europeans would eat mummies. This is true. There were originally thousands of mummies , but only a few hundred were left. This is not treating the Pharaoh as a cadre, but treating the Pharaoh as dry food . I was shocked and said, when you go to Egypt, just eat some seafood. Why do you eat their ancestors? Their bread might have been called a stick in the past , and it was called a baguette after the Pharaoh . In my eyes, these are all theocracy and royal power. Right? In other people’s eyes, the supreme is just a hairy egg. I don’t know whether they believe in science or not. I told them that the pharaoh has eternal energy. It’s impossible that the pharaoh has a vicious curse . Feudal superstition, the pharaoh is nutritious, so I have to taste it. In the end, I was shown everything from the exhibition. I was hungry. The director showed me the whole content of the filming and said, “Why don’t we delete it?” I was like a fool the whole time . The narrator said that the mummy not only has the pharaoh , but also ordinary people. There are also legal persons next to me . I said, “Let’s just film some food in the future.” The director said, “Yes , what do you want to eat? ” I said, “I want to buy some beef crisps and eat it with baguette.” Thank you everyone, I’m Edamame . The countdown for Edamame’s ticket lock has started. Applause again for Edamame . Edamame, you went there to write an article, and you got a tendon. Achilles tendonitis is not tendonitis. It’s the inflammation of the Achilles tendon. Art tripped me up . Edamame feels that every cell in my body is laughing every time I perform. You know, I feel so happy. Egypt. Edamame is my idol. You are my idol, okay? What attracts me most about Edamame is that no matter how noble or advanced you are , as if you are something that everyone worships, he will pull you to the soles of your feet. It’s the kind of thing that we all say in normal times. I think this is what I like most about him. He can destroy everything. I like him so much. Mr. Luo, what do you think of Edamame this time ? How can I describe his energy on the stage? As a comedian, can he The only ones who can compare with rock singers in terms of energy are you and Jia. Their energy is like a bulldozer. And I think this issue’s text is a breakthrough. When you first debuted, we all thought you were amazing, the braised large intestines and all that. But at that time, there was a wrong perception that you could only create based on life . Now it’s okay to create based on observation. This is very valuable. You have a bright future. Thank you, Brother Dou. Why did you get up so early?
Brother Dou. Why did you get up so early? I want to see the master. I’m looking at the stock market.
I’m looking at the stock market. What is Qiu Rui doing? The competition is coming up. I’m revising the manuscript. Don’t revise it. Let’s go . I have n’t finished revising it yet. And I’ve been fooled by Hu Lan’s empty manuscript plan. I won’t go with you no matter what you drink. What if you drink Uncle Lao (Old Village Chief Wine) Where is Old Village Chief Wine? The national liquor, Old Village Chief, is a real pure grain wine that tastes good and doesn’t make you drunk . It makes life happier. It has to be Uncle Lao (Old Village Chief Wine ). Good wine, good friends , happiness will come soon. By the way, have you finished writing the manuscript? I have revised it . Yesterday, Uncle Lao (Old Village Chief Wine) accompanied me to revise it. It was very exciting. You have finished writing. Let ‘s give warm applause to Maodou. Let’s take a look at Maodou’s live votes. The spear team starts the microphone grabbing mode. The countdown is on. Xiao Siye , you two are very powerful. Xiao Siye and Xiaoqi , come on. Xiaoqi, tell me the reason for your challenge first. We are spears. Jiang Zihao is very lonely. It feels like he is alone. And I like Teacher Maodou very much . I am also from Northeast China. The good reason is the same. I think we should be braver. So now, Xiaoqi and Xiao Siye , your choice is mine. I choose Xiaoqi. Come on , Xiaoqi . Applause, welcome Xiaoqi