路怒症的可怕，司机认为红灯赚钱真的太容易了，20年前和李宇春一个节目，20年后再次和她重逢！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
Hello everyone OK my name is Li Mengjie I know you don’t know me (I know) OK let me tell you that I’m not an amateur actor I’ve been on a very popular livelihood program on the Internet “1818 Golden Eyes” I was on that program because I lost in an argument with a pair of dogs and a couple. Anyone can be on that program but no normal person can become famous from it. Let me tell you my attitude towards quarreling is that I will definitely quarrel I’m not afraid of losing but I will definitely lose In my life there is a type of person I dare not quarrel with , that is when I take a taxi and encounter a road rage driver with the steering wheel in his hands , especially some road rage drivers in Beijing because they like to speak directly and like to beat around the bush, they feel like they have a brand, like a ra pper (rapper) was driving while dissing (complaining) about other people’s cars. He drove like that . Is he worthy of driving such a good car? He kept complaining about other people’s cars . It felt like he was not just ordinary road rage. He was a road rage. Lemon (lemon) was cursing and suddenly turned around and asked me, ” Why did you take a taxi for such a short distance ? Why can I take you ? Why did I take a taxi? Because my family of origin has problems. I don’t want to walk a step. Now I have money, so I want to take a taxi.” He said, “But you took a special express taxi . ” I said, “That’s why you can take me. I called a special express taxi.” They always like to ask their own questions. The problem was shifted to us. I met a driver who was both road angry and self-destructive when I was performing in Nanchang before. It was late at night and he took me back to the hotel. I was sitting in the back seat. He was driving and suddenly he yelled, ” I’m so stupid .” I said, ” I ran a red light.” You said, ” How could I not see such a big red light? ” Am I stupid ? Why are you asking me? ” How could you not see such a big red light ? ” Because you were watching short videos. How can I say you’re so stupid ? We’re going to have a car accident and die because of your stupidity.” He said, ” Do you know the consequences of running a red light? You will be deducted points and 200 yuan. I didn’t make much money today, so I can only afford 100 yuan.” I said to him, “Big brother,” and he said we can split the bill . I said no, it’s not the phone you’re playing with. He started to comfort himself. I understand, but I’ve never seen a person break down with himself while comforting himself. He started to quarrel with himself. He said, “Do you know how difficult it is to earn 200 yuan ? Brother, it seems that it’s not easy for many people to earn 200 yuan . Everyone is working hard, not just me. But for some people, it’s easy to earn 200 yuan. A red light clicks and it’s 200 yuan. A red light clicks and it’s 200 yuan. I don’t understand him anymore. He thinks it’s too easy to earn money from a red light. A red light clicks and it’s 200 yuan. It’s a photo.” He was already red-eyed and started complaining about society. He said, “It’s not easy for me. I don’t earn much. I can’t afford a house. I want to die now . ” I said, “Brother , can’t you finish my order now ? It’s only two kilometers away. ” I was really angry when I heard it because I didn’t want to die, and I didn’t want him to die. My brain was confused and on fire, and I didn’t know what I was shouting. He said, “I want to die now. ” I said, “Stupid , big idiot , don’t die . It’s just a light. It’s useful. ” His face blushed, as useful as a red light, because he finally attributed all the problems to the US President Trump. Trump is a bad guy bullying us . I said, “Yes, yes, I told him that the 100 yuan, I said 1 00 yuan and he was still very angry. I had to comfort him or he might really have some problems . Then I started to act and I thought of a good idea. Don’t learn it easily. I said, “Brother, wait, wait, wait, I suddenly remembered that the red light you mentioned, couldn’t it be the red light before, right? That red light didn’t take pictures . I regretted it very much because after I finished speaking, he lowered his head to play with his mobile phone. He said, “Brother, I encountered a good thing today. Let’s eat something good today. Brother, I will earn 200 more today . ” I said, “Didn’t you not get the 200 yuan deducted? ” Brother said, “Be more optimistic. I was a little out of control just now. I didn’t get it deducted, so I earned 200 yuan.” The happier he was The more I watched, the sadder I felt. How could I know whether the traffic light would be flashed or not? I left Nanchang the next day. He might not receive the ticket until seven days later. It is hard to imagine how he would have passed the red light again within seven days. If there was no car in front of him, he would have passed it again. The passenger behind him said there was something flashing. He said it must have been lightning. The traffic police was very angry when he received the ticket seven days later . The traffic police said you were smiling too arrogantly. Look at your eldest brother. He is so optimistic. Looking at those photos, he would definitely post them on social media. Who among my family members knows that running a red light can take a photo of your life? The red light at this intersection is too photogenic. But after getting off the car, I still told him that I I wrote this joke five years ago, saying that if you drive carefully, the light will flash . Don’t play with your phone in the future . I haven’t told it since Trump stepped down. Five years later , Trump is back in office. I am very happy to tell this story because I encountered the same problem as the driver last year and I empathized with him. Last year, I participated in the first round of eliminations on the show . As soon as I was eliminated, Tong Moman came down to comfort me. I said, “Don’t comfort me. I can comfort myself. What’s so difficult about this?” I said it’s difficult for everyone. It’s not easy for actors. I’m not the only actor. It ‘s difficult to be flashed . But for some people, it’s easy to be flashed. I said, “Aren’t you saying that there’s nothing wrong with my joke?” Are you sure you can shoot it? He said, “How do I know if that light will be shot or not?” ” How do I know if it will be shot or not?” It was shot. This is what Tong Mo Nan said. He said, “How do I know if it will be shot or not? ” I said, “I’m really sad. I participated in a variety show, but I don’t think anyone likes me . I don’t want to participate in competitions anymore. I may only be able to perform in small theaters. ” He lit it. He said, “Isn’t it just a light? What’s so important to you? I can’t give you a light, but “Looking for Doctor Wang” opened in the 1,700-seat theater in Tianjin. Are you coming?” I said, ” Thank you very much to Tong Mo Nan. I told this story to thank him because he helped me. Thank you, thank you .” Speaking of this, are you standing with three lights ? It’s not good to stand. Do you think it’s good to stand? Can you stand ? Li Mengjie’s ticket lock countdown starts. I like him. Let Tong Mo Nan force me to shoot the light. I said, “This is so cue (mention) It’s been a long time, buddy. Can’t you give me an emotional value? But it’s indeed a good performance. Thank you. Thank you, teacher. I think he is particularly funny. For example, when someone is road rage or someone is swearing in the street, do you feel very happy in your heart? There are jokes that you can remember. Next to him , I think the point of Mengjie is that he often says that this matter is over according to others, but he can’t get over it. He can turn this matter into his own work. I think I hope to hear more stories from you in the future. Thank you, teacher. I was very impressed by his joke in the last scene because I think his style is too fresh and strange. Da da da, yes , it is too fresh and strange. So I think this scene will have fewer laughs in comparison , but there are also some that I particularly like. Although he was talking about the driver , the fact that he had a family background made me laugh out loud. It was at this scene that I really began to get (feel) how good Li Mengjie is. Thank you . First of all, his contrast is very big, because he seems to be a very gentle and elegant person when he speaks , but every time he talks about a person who is extremely angry inside. Just now you said that it is a small trigger to tell a big story, but I think he turns a picture or a small thing into a slow motion like a high-speed projection in a movie , and then in that slow motion , when you see the bullet being fired, he tells you the process in a leisurely manner . I think it is very interesting, so I think this part is very good. There are a lot of nonsensical jokes in the story. I laughed very happily. I think the only flaw I want to share with you is why your last joke didn’t focus on Trump. Why did you double it ? I actually waited for a while. I thought, is it so close to the facts? I also thought he would say yes . I wanted to say yes, but I really didn’t have enough time because I kept jumping back and forth between two manuscripts. You are a highly stylized creator, so it’s hard to see your style in other actors because your brain circuits are very strange and unique , so this is a very valuable quality. Thank you, Mr. Luo, I believe you have the ability to keep turning over and extending a trivial matter, and even turn a small matter into a special show. I am really looking forward to seeing this. OK Okay, thank you, Mr. Luo. Thank you, everyone. Let’s see whether Meng Jie will go straight through or wait for the challenge after the voting of the friends present is over. We are going to start the countdown for grabbing the microphone . Anyone from the spear camp who wants to grab the microphone is here. It’s time to come. Okay. There are four people who want to grab the microphone. They were not like this yesterday. Okay , come on, Meng Jie , let me tell you my reasons. I won’t choose Li Wen because we have the same style. I hope we can leave more room for our style. Then the first one to stand is Qiu Yue. I will choose Qiu Yue. Okay, Qiu Yue . The actress below told her story as a ski coach in the first round . Let’s see what new stories the story-telling contestants will bring to us in the second round. Applause, welcome Qiu Yue. Hello, I am Qiu Yue. Hello friends on the second floor. Yes , yes, I am a ski coach. Yes, and I was very excited in the last round , mainly because I advanced, but more importantly, the reason is that I saw Chunchun on the stage because she reminded me of My year was 2005, because that year I also participated in “Super Girl”. At that time, I was attracted by the slogan of that program : Sing whatever you want. It promoted the idea of civilian talent show, but I think people really will step into the same river again and again. 20 years later, I was attracted by another slogan: Everyone can do a five-minute talk show. That year I was just 14 years old. I was ignorant, a little ignorant , especially ignorant. Really, I knew the news because my classmate slipped a note to me in class. She said that our opportunity had come. I didn’t know what opportunity it was, an embarrassing opportunity. It was still a non-mainstream period. I still had bangs. I really had a bottom line , which was that I must not let the wind blow my bangs into splits, so I always had one hand on top of my bangs, constantly patting them like this. And I never wore the sleeves of my school uniform properly. I threw them to the bottom and buttoned them on my mouth. There was a picture that reminded me of my legs curled inward. To the left and then to the right, I have two more friends. They are different from me. They have side bangs. Side bangs are the kind that cover half of the eyes. One of them is sideways to the left, and the other is sideways to the right. The two of them stand together and barely form a pair of eyes. Have you seen the picture of Tao Zhe on the Internet? One of them is “Tao Zhe” and the other is “Zhe Tao”. The three of us signed up together, but now that I think about it, the program at that time really had no threshold. The three of us were all selected with this look . The song I chose at that time was called “Excitement 2005”. Have you heard of it? The judges didn’t hear it at that time either. But it’s a medley song. It’s too avant-garde. No one would bring a medley to the competition. Usually, they would only put two or three songs together at most. I put more than 20 songs together. I think as a person, I have to keep some tricks up my sleeve. This song won’t work. There are also the next ones. I confused the teacher with the songs one after another. The teacher just heard what song it was and then changed to the next one. Think about it, Chunchun only sang more than 20 songs from the audition to the championship . I sang all at once in the audition. When I sang for more than 30 seconds, the teacher didn’t let me sing, but I had already sung 6 songs. The judge teacher didn’t give up on me. He asked me if I had any other talents. I opened my mouth and said Military boxing is really the military boxing that I perform every year during the Spring Festival. My dad taught me. My dad said that the army does military boxing every day. My dad has never been a soldier. The “Tao Zhe” and “Zhe Tao” who went with me performed a ” I am the White Cloud and I am the Black Soil ” for the teacher. They thought they went to Liu Laogen Grand Stage. After I finished boxing, I asked the judges, “Teacher , can you give me some comments?” The teacher was stunned. He didn’t expect that I could ask such a question. The teacher thought about it and said that the sweater you are wearing doesn’t look good on TV. The colors are too colorful. The teacher didn’t comment on my songs or my talents, but he commented on my OOTD (daily outfit). What do you mean by “too colorful”? I don’t understand. I didn’t even notice it when I watched TV at home. There were only snowflakes on my black and white TV. And at that time, our family was really poor. The sweaters were all knitted for me by my mother. When she was knitting, it was originally a light yellow sweater. After she knitted, she found that there was not enough thread , so she used whatever thread she had at home to splice it into a skewer sweater. Later I found out that the teacher who sang well didn’t ask about our talents at all , but about us. Later I thought about whether she would select us into that kind of funny collection . You should have seen it , the kind of My Lover , I’m Sorry , I’m Crazy. Really , when I watch that kind of comedy compilation now, I can’t laugh at all because I’m too scared. I’m watching it and I want to punch out in the next second. Really , who could have thought that the video could be saved and kept for so long? But I miss the mental state of people at that time . How could this person be so brave and so confident? I was eliminated at that time, but I didn’t even think that there was something wrong with my singing. I thought I was wearing the wrong sweater. Many people asked me what I wanted to express by writing this article . I don’t know. He said, “Is it because Chunchun is here that you wrote this article?” I said, ” If it is, I would have forgotten it.” Okay , when the three of us walked out together, we agreed not to mention this matter again . 20 years have passed and really no one has mentioned it again. Recently, because I was writing this article, I was very anxious to recall the plot. I called them and they said , “Super Girl.” I don’t know. She said, “If you want to write, just write it yourself. Don’t mention us .” Okay , Li Xin, Zhang Yixuan. I mentioned them not for anything else , I just wanted to show off. 20 years ago, the three of us were together. 20 years later, I and our Champion in a program, I really think this world is so wonderful. Comedy has given me infinite possibilities. I think I have become a coach. I have skied far away, but I didn’t expect to slide back into the funny circle. So I really thought about it now. I can still go back to the stage of “Super Girl”. I will still wear that medley sweater and sing that medley song, but I should change my talent. I will choose talk show. I say, hello, judges and teachers. I am contestant No. 68, Qiu Yue. I am a ski coach. The reason I came here is because the snow has melted near my home. Thank you all, Qiu Yue , Qiu Yue’s ticket lock countdown . Just now, when you mentioned “Excitement 2005”, Teacher Da and I looked at each other and said that we have both heard it . Yes , many songs were medleyed together back then , and one sentence was a song. I wish I could sing one sentence and one song. Chunchun, I want to ask you what you sang in the 2005 audition, “There is only you in my heart, not him”. Yes, the first song was in the finals. Did the director team give me a song by Huaer Band to sing? No, because I didn’t know how to sing that song at the time . The reasonable song is “Hua Die Fei”. “Hua Die Fei” Hua Die Fei is a very suitable song. Wear a skewers sweater to sing Hua Die Fei. The skewers sweater is very suitable. You learned this song later. Yes, don’t force me. I didn’t force me. Don’t force me to tell lies. Chunchun, tell the truth. Do you know this song now? Yes , thank you. As a polite response, shouldn’t you sing it? The four lights of the Laughing Friends Group were all on . I asked the four of you which part or moment you particularly liked, the great teacher. She said later, “Otherwise I would have forgotten it.” Yes, I was thinking about how she was going to explain this matter and then use this point to say it. At that time, I felt that this part had to be filmed. It was great . And there was a part in the middle where she repeated one sentence and one pun for about five times. It should be your experience back then . The interaction with Teacher Chunchun is integrated with the work. Yes, it is a real and solid part of the work, which constitutes a 100% fit. It is very good and great. I felt burned when I heard it. And you can clearly feel that Qiu Yue’s performance from the middle is because the positive feedback is so good, she became particularly crazy. The rhythm is very good , just crazy and more and more comfortable . Really, and I was moved when I heard it at the end, because everyone has the feeling of chasing dreams when they were young. Basically, everyone should have a skewers sweater in their childhood . So all these points add up , and what Teacher Luo just said is that art and life are so naturally connected. This is so rare. Thank you. After Qiu Yue finished speaking, the most qualified person to speak was Li Yuchun . For me, I think Chunchun brought back a lot of memories because she reminded me of some of the more abstract scenes from the old days, including the Shamatte styling at the time , the clothes everyone wore , the songs everyone sang , and the confident mental outlook on the stage , as if there was no burden or whether I would be embarrassed . There were many fun things, including her saying that there was a compilation , which is something we would watch when we go archaeological excavations. Is it still there? Can I find it? Where can I see it ? Because I can’t find it myself, so I dare to tell you. I’m afraid that everyone wants to find it too much and I want to see it too much. I will definitely find it when it is broadcast. Qiu Yue, it is indeed in the compilation, right? No, no , it is not in the compilation, but it was indeed broadcast at the time and I saw it on TV. So when I went downstairs, someone asked me why I was boxing on TV. I felt embarrassed, so I don’t want to mention it. So the rest Shi Chunchun, when you were listening to Qiu Yue’s talk show, your feelings were completely different from those of other people. I was the person involved, and I felt the same way . So I almost cried because it was so vivid, right in front of me, and it was really true to me. When you said “Zhe Tao”, it was about the hairstyle . It was like this before. The person who was most suitable for this hairstyle was you. Do you know who it was? Haha, Cao, his mouth was always pointing upwards. There was no need to blow it . He just blew it up, right? It was really like that before. And when she was acting just now, she used her sleeves to touch her mouth. It felt like going back to that era. Many students of that era had that style and were so handsome. So I believe Qiu Yue’s performance must have put a lot of pressure on Li Mengjie. Li Mengjie took it to heart again . Okay, please let Li Mengjie return to the stage. Li Mengjie from the shield group and Qiu Yue from the spear camp . Let’s take a look at the two who got 273 votes. Qiu Yue , Qiu Yue congratulated Qiu Yue on her successful advancement.