用自己生气的点映射社会的痛点，养鸡王子杀死比赛只需要一句话！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
Hello everyone, my name is Qiu Rui. I am indeed a person who gets angry easily. Sometimes I can’t understand myself when I get angry. I get really anxious when I can’t sleep. I start to scold myself. I say, “Aren’t you very sleepy when you’re at work?” I lie in bed and can’t fall asleep. At this time , I send messages to friends who often suffer from insomnia. But they don’t reply to me. I get even angrier. Even you fell asleep. At that time, I kind of understood Su Shi. I wanted to call Zhang Huaimin. My colleagues also know my personality . When I write programs (scripts) , I will leave the guests with bad tempers to me in order to resonate with them. All I have are rappers, music critics, foul-mouthed big Vs (Internet celebrities). When I entered the meeting room, I was stunned. I said, “Have I gone to hell? ” Originally, the beginning of the paragraph was written for a rapper. Why didn’t he tell it in the end? After I read it to him , he asked me which label Zhang Huaimin was from . He couldn’t work with these bad-tempered people and they quarreled. It was the first time I saw two rappers face to face. singer) They were cursing at each other and I was standing next to them . To be honest, I didn’t want to break up the fight. I just wanted to ask them why they didn’t release a diss song (complain). I didn’t want to provoke a conflict . On the contrary, I think the best way to resolve the conflict is to compete. Why are these talk show performers in our talk show circle so easy to manage? We have a ranking and before we had a show, we only performed offline and we looked down on each other. I always asked why Hu Lan was always the last one to perform. After a few years of competition , Hu Lan will always be my best brother and there’s no way to be dissatisfied. You said you did n’t accept it after one year or two years. This competition has been going on for seven years and you still don’t accept it. The talk show competition is about to make Hu Lan do the seven captures of Meng Huo. We are a bunch of losers. We get captured every time. After each capture, he lets you go and lets you prepare for a year before coming back to capture you. I think Zhuge Liang is a bit insulting. He helped you revise the manuscript before he captured you. He has enough experience in competitions. When he helped us revise the manuscript, he encouraged us and said it’s okay to relax. I don’t have a manuscript yet. I saw that his computer was indeed empty , so I went drinking with him. He went home and stayed up all night and exploded on stage the next day At that time, I felt that I had been tricked. I came to the competition this time to understand Meng Huo ‘s mentality when he went on his seventh expedition. Is winning or losing important? Really, once people let go of winning or losing, your horizons will be broadened. You also know that the other side has also had a program in the past two years. Many people think that you have to fight to the death. That’s what the bosses have to consider. As an actor, I just think it’s another opportunity to change jobs. In the past, there were auditions to be on the show, but this year it was cancelled. Anyway, if you don’t let me go, I’ll go there. This year, there are bonuses for being on the show. One more round means one more month’s year-end bonus. I don’t know if the other side has a bonus , but I think that after my segment is broadcast, the other side will definitely get one . We have to let the bosses fight each other so that we can have a good life and live the best life. Weren’t those years the time when the big Internet companies fought each other , such as shared bicycles and online car-hailing battles ? Who cared about their wins or losses ? I downloaded both sides’ apps. I complained that their fighting time was too short. It would be great if they could beat me to death. I especially hope that they can fight in the medical field. When I was dying, someone here shouted that 600 yuan for a kidney transplant was not a dream, and 2,000 yuan for cancer treatment without an appointment was given to a third company. I got angry and waved my hand. I can be resurrected by watching a 30-second advertisement. You always take taxis and eat in areas where I have spent money. It is meaningless. You go into the real estate industry and bring down the housing prices for me. If you sell me a house for 6 yuan, it will be half-built and unfinished. I will say I will do the rest myself. If you sell your house at this price and your business fails, do you still need to go abroad to hide? Whoever you go to will not give you a bowl of rice. You are not like that boss Pin Shaoshao. If he comes to my house to beg for food, I will ask him to invite 500 more friends . Don’t always teach us workers to have a sense of ownership. I don’t want to be the owner now. I want to be the fisherman in the dispute between the snipe and the clam. Anyway, I definitely can’t afford to buy this house by myself. I can only sit and wait for the snipe and the clam. Thank you. I am Qiu Rui. Qiu Rui’s ticket lock channel is open. Thank you again for Qiu Rui’s performance for everyone. Love Qiu Rui I like Qiu Rui so much . It’s that Qiu Rui is so satisfying every time, you know, just listening to him makes me feel so satisfied. And every time Qiu Rui’s little pointed chin is like a guitar pick, you know, banging on others. But is he really prone to anger? I think I can write several more articles about being angry. I advise you to raise fish. You will feel relieved if you look at the fish more, because fish make you feel relieved . I’m sorry, but the key point is to endure these and grow up, right ? Okay, okay, you have grown up. But I really hope that Qiu Rui will continue to satisfy us, okay? I look forward to your next draft. It’s great . Okay, I like Qiu Rui very much . He seems to be dissatisfied with the whole world. He doesn’t accept anything . But I think that before him, I have never been so fascinated by anyone’s anger. He even aroused a certain dark side in my human nature. So I am always full of expectations for him. I like what he says very much. Moreover, Qiu Rui’s anger seems to be just his own anger on the surface, but in fact, all the points of his anger are more or less related to the pain points of the general public, that is, the current situation of society. This is what makes Qiu Rui so powerful. I think Qiu Rui spoke very well today. He solved a confusion in my mind before , which is in what kind of occasions can this internal joke be accepted by us? I think I can completely accept Qiu Rui. In fact, he revolves around Hu Lan’s seven captures of Meng Huo. He has always been focusing on this point. But I can accept it because he uses this joke as a tool. Through this tool, he makes all of us feel that we are together. That is, every joke can be included in it , and you don’t exclude me. Sometimes the reason why we resist an internal joke is because we feel that you guys are laughing at me as an outsider . The feeling of being isolated makes people uncomfortable, and you will resist it. But the one he just did was particularly good, so I felt very happy to shoot the light. It’s good. Today I think he maintained his usual distinctive personal style and high standards. The only thing that feels strange to me may be my highly subjective idea. I feel like it’s like a complete thing. When it was 80% or 90% done, I was waiting to shoot the light, and then suddenly it was gone. I actually wanted to stay there. It might be more fun to stay there. It will be funny and not fun to write later. You want to be more meaningful, right? You want to finish the comedy. If you do too much, you always want to say some golden sentences, but I’m not worried at all for you because you will definitely get in. I’m not worried at all. Keep going and going. Okay, then let’s take a look at the lights of the Laughter Friends Group. 30 votes. Please see the final number of votes. Because it didn’t reach 290 votes , the shield group will start to grab the microphone now. We are ready to fall. The timer is on . Someone is standing. Come on. If there are any others, come on. He feels like someone has been waiting for him for a long time. For Qiu Rui, Qiu Rui feels that he really likes you, right? It’s because of this friend. Sometimes he is weird, but he always makes us laugh in unexpected places. Applause. Welcome Gao Han, friends , and friends on the second floor. Good evening. My name is Gao Han . I am a poor man. I was born in a rural area in the northeast, so I was very inferior when I went to the county town and went to high school . I felt that I was different from the children in the county town because on the first day of school, my desk mate wore a pair of Nike and I wore a pair of Adidas. I am not a mouth. The shoes are called Adidas. Then my deskmate showed off to me and said that James had worn my shoes. I said that they can’t be compared with yours. These are new shoes that no one has ever worn. I said that if others have worn them, you should not wear them . How dirty. But he was very disdainful and said, Adidas , these are not even Putian shoes, they are fake. Putian shoes are fake fake shoes. I said fake fake shoes , then aren’t they real shoes? If they can be worn, they are real shoes. In my concept, what are fake shoes? I bought a pair of shoes home and when I put them on, I said they are not shoes, but chocolates. These are fake shoes . But friends who often wear fake shoes should know that if you wear fake shoes during adolescence, your life is over . My deskmate didn’t pay attention in class and stared at me. I couldn’t really tell the difference between his feet and his shoes . I asked him if he was a competitive person or a foot fetishist. I didn’t understand why he cared so much about a pair of shoes. He said , “I can’t stand fake shoes because sneakers are my belief. I asked him what do you believe in. I admitted that I was very inferior at the time. I was afraid that he would look down on me, so I could only be stubborn. I said it was not about money, I just loved fake shoes. Putian is my Jerusalem. Thank you for telling me what Putian is. This is the first time in my life that I fell in love with a city because of a person. But in my heart, I still knew that wearing fake shoes was not good. I went home and told my mother , “Mom, some classmates look down on me. Can you buy me a pair of good shoes?” My mother said I was hypocritical. Rong , she said, “Tell me who became successful because of a pair of shoes, who became famous because of a pair of shoes ?” I said, “Maybe it was Cinderella. Cinderella is so pitiful. Her mother is a stepmother. But what did my mother say? My mother said, “Son, let’s not compare with him . If we have to compare, let’s compare with him in study. ” I said, “Didn’t you say not to compare?” Then my mother said something that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said, “Son, our family is poor , and this is how my life is. So you have to study and show the world what it means to be a child of a poor family with a noble character. ” I said, “Yes, what do I have to feel inferior about ? I am a child of a poor family with a noble character, and he is just a little Brahmin bastard . I woke up in an instant and swear to become the child of a poor family with a noble character . The next day I said to my desk mate , “I’m not comparing shoes with you. I’m comparing the scores of this semester’s final exam with you. I ‘ve never compared because we were similar in academic performance , but he had extra classes and his family had money to take extra classes. Destiny can change knowledge. I also want to take extra classes , but that class costs 100 yuan per class. If I take extra classes, I don’t have money to buy fake shoes. After one class, I have to go barefoot. I am ashamed to face the people of Putian. Don’t even mention shoes. If I take two more extra classes, I will have no clothes or pants. I dare not swim in the ocean of knowledge because I am afraid that when the tide recedes, everyone will know who is swimming naked. I really think it is ridiculous. A class of 45 minutes costs 100 yuan. It is said that every minute counts, every class counts. He spends money on games. Do these players who spend money on games specifically kill children from poor families? I am a child from a poor family, but he is the executioner of poor families. His family is so rich. In fact, he is the son of an official. If he can rely on his father, then who can I rely on? The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel. I said, why do I feel that I am not worthy of him? Comparing grades with him is like marrying him . It is not a matter of two people, but a matter of two families. So I feel that my deskmate may not look down on my shoes , but on me as a person. Even if I wear a pair of real shoes and tell him that what I wear is real, he will only say one sentence : Is it true? I don’t believe it. Then I will also tell this joke offline. There was a very kind audience member who sent me a private message. He said, “Gao Han, you are so pitiful. I feel sorry for you. Please don’t feel sorry for me . I am standing here and will soon become a star. Why do you feel sorry for me? And I have completely let go of this matter. It was just a small incident that happened in that small county town. Now I have come out. And then his father also went to jail. Speaking of this, thank you all. He is so innocent and pure, and full of contradictions , but he is desperate. I like him too much. Gao Han’s ticket lock channel is open. Applause again to Gao Han. Gao Han just told the story of how the chicken farm collapsed in the first round, and then in the second round he started to talk about the fake shoes. Why did he choose this topic in the second round ? It depends on your mood. You can talk about anything. I think in this two-person competition, I think Gao Han actually performed better. But there is actually one thing that he handled very well at the end . When I heard two-thirds of the way through , I was actually a little uncomfortable at the beginning, but his last joke broke my discomfort. I think this is a particularly good point of talk show . I count on that joke. So I think he is really a mouthful. Why does he say everything? He resolutely stood up to PK Qiu Rui. Is he trapped by love or something? Why am I sleepy ? I just stayed there . Qiu Rui told me to listen and I was sleepy. Is that what you mean? I said last year that I was just lying down all the time . My life this year has not changed. I am still lying down all the time. Then I was also recording here in the afternoon. I felt a little tired and I wanted to rest quickly. I was always nervous and wondered if I would be picked next or something like that. I just wanted to release my feelings. Yes, I understand. You have summarized it very well. It was very difficult to have a conversation with Gao Han. It ’s okay, Teacher Luo. When I listened to it just now, I felt like there were some breaths and rhythms that were not particularly smooth. I was just nervous . I don’t know. I thought this was my fourth time standing on this stage , but I was still very nervous. I don’t know why. But your script is so strong this time. Why are you not confident ? Because actually I can’t judge whether we can accept such a high-level text for you . No, Teacher Luo, you can’t say what’s in my heart. He always has a sense of arrogance in his bones. I don’t know whether the audience can accept it or not. Because I am the kind of person who will be disappointed if the audience doesn’t accept me. So I am also afraid that due to similar reasons you mentioned, there may be some things that are not particularly smooth in the performance, but the text is still invincible and very exquisite. It’s not that bad. If you are so Versailles, we are forced to speak our minds. There are some bad jokes in the middle. It’s just that this rat shit miraculously didn’t spoil the whole pot of soup. But the text is really exquisite and very good. As a viewer, I am very happy to see such a confrontation between Qiu Rui and Gao Han . Because in my mind, Qiu Rui is very cruel , but I didn’t expect Gao Han to be even more cruel . Gao Han is also cruel, so I think it’s very interesting for the two of them to compete with each other. In fact, in the last game, I found that Gao Han had a personal characteristic when speaking, his movements and his accent. I was wondering why this felt so familiar. I kept searching in my brain to see if I had such a friend. Who is that person called Li Ronghao ? Really, he speaks like him, right? Li Ronghao speaks like this , and he also likes to have some jokes and he also likes to joke. This is really self-defense , which is defense. This is nervousness. I ‘m not going to attack anyone. You ca n’t attack anyone with your body. What does the fourth master think of Gao Han today? It ‘s because in the last round, he said that he was a rich second generation and I was a poor second generation. Then I won the PK, and I didn’t expect that he might change his mind. This is all connected. He wore fake shoes right after he went bankrupt. How old were you when your family went bankrupt? Six years old , right? So strictly speaking, is he a rich second generation or a poor second generation? It’s a bit vague . I feel that his economic level does fluctuate. I would like to hear Mr. Haiyuan ‘s evaluation of Gao Han’s performance. Gao Han’s temperament is very special . He looks like he is talking about his poverty, but he actually has a sense of showing off in the text. Yes, he is showing off his use of words , so he has a very special temperament. Great ! Thank you , thank you, Haiyuan. This happened in my high school. It really happened , and I did feel inferior. I still feel inferior sometimes. But no matter whether it was my inferiority complex in the past or now, I always forget it because I am living a happy life now. I am a poor person, but I am recording a program . Because I have to record a program, I don’t know what he is doing, but you think it is very funny. He usually speaks like this, very high-profile, very arrogant, and very crazy, but he himself looks sick and lazy . They are all very powerful, but there will definitely be a stay or a leave . Qiu Rui , please return to the stage. Qiu Rui and Gao Han have a difference of 1 vote in the number of votes of the Laughing Friends Group. Qiu Rui and Gao Han’s votes are this respectively. It’s hard to guess , but I can’t say for sure who he has 10 more votes . Awesome three-pointer. The closest is the closest. A strong duel. We must first congratulate Gao Han for advancing. Qiu Rui needs to continue waiting in the waiting area . Qiu Rui