本季永远的开场表演张绍刚，张绍刚：不要因为我，错过这么多优秀的演员！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
The program is now in the second stage. In the first round, we eliminated 17 groups of contestants, but there are still 42 groups left to accompany everyone. As you know, the first round was recorded for two consecutive days, and every day was recorded until 3 a.m. At my age, over 50, it is really a huge test . At this time of year, I really woke up in the middle of the night after a good sleep. You really don’t know that watching a talk show for more than ten hours a day is terrifying and will make you laugh to death. To be honest, 59 groups of actors are indeed too many, right? The audience will be very tired. But for the actors, if you don’t want them, you are afraid that the other program will want them, which is also a good thing. But since these two programs have been launched , the actors have been very popular and are snatched by both sides. I once thought that if Both programs came to me. Which one should I go to? I was very conflicted because we are good friends on both sides and we have a very good relationship. After repeated thinking, I was lucky that the other party did not come to me . They were sensible and did not make things difficult for me, right? (Yes) Moreover, in this situation, some netizens said that they did not want to watch the show when they saw that the host was Zhang Shaogang. There is no need to do so because I missed so many excellent actors, right? Let’s imagine that you invite a very handsome host. Then I would like to ask, handsomeness can indeed attract people , but is too handsome to attract too much attention? Even when the actors are performing, you can’t help but secretly look at the host . In the end, the audience doesn’t know whether they are here to see the actors or the host. But when I’m here, you know to watch the actors , right? Why invite me ? It’s to let all the audience friends focus all their attention on the actors who perform. How much have I sacrificed for you? Some people don’t appreciate it after they become famous. When I said this, they were still having a small party in the back and laughing. So my friends , don’t treat me as a host, just treat me as a tool. In this program, when I say tool, do you nod so hard? Friends , my function in this program is to cue (mention), cue (mention), process , talk about the competition system , recite and broadcast , and take on some work that no one is willing to take on . For example, actors often ask me , “Teacher Zhang, I don’t know how to write the script.” Can I scold you at the beginning ? I said, don’t you know how to start? So I told you that it’s better for you to mention me in this program . So when I told you that I don’t know how to start , to be honest, it’s better for you to mention yourself . And there are also audiences in this program who said that they don’t want me to say so much on the stage. Do you think I want to say that if the four teachers of the Laughter Friends Group are willing to open the performance, will I be disliked if I talk here for a long time ? The four of them were standing here in those peaceful times, carrying heavy burdens and moving forward , right? And when I am talking here, I have to comfort myself. At the same time, there are sarcastic haha sounds on my right . I know everyone wants to see the four teachers of the Laughter Friends Group, right? (Yes) For example (Li Yuchun) (Da Zhangwei) (Lu Yu) (Luo Yonghao) (Teacher Luo) Everyone, do you know that I am just asking a question? Can you really just shout out the names of these four people without mentioning me? This is really hurtful, friends, so I won’t say anything, okay? But I’m going to tell you something now , which is a little bit of bad news. I will be the opening act for the entire next season. Okay, Teacher Luo , you still have to be in control of the situation here , right? You have to have a holistic view . Don’t be afraid of just joking, don’t take it seriously. I’m just a tool. The production crew often uses PUA (mind control). I say you are important. If I were 30 years younger, I might believe it. But I know that I’m actually not important at all. I don’t even have the right to clap . I will be interrupted when I’m talking here. Haha, it doesn’t matter how much I say, no one cares about me. I know very well that there is someone who cares about me, and that is Meituan Flash Purchase. It cares not only about me, it cares about the needs of every user. Open Meituan and click on Flash Purchase and get the good stuff in 30 minutes. I care about whoever cares about me. Thank you, everyone. I am a tool, Zhang Shaogang