谁会想到’壮壮妈’会被男性跟踪呢！搞得现在他都害怕独居和男性了！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
The first one to come on stage is actually a crossover actress. She is a host of Bilibili (video website) and a professional Go player at the same time. But she prefers to call herself an atypical winner. Applause, welcome Zhanying. My name is Zhanying. Gender: female. I am 30 years old this year. I have been a Go host for the past two years. Before, I felt that many people actually didn’t know the existence of our group of people. They always thought that people who play Go must be very old and must go to the mountains to play. They must have long beards and wear white coats. They all encouraged me and said that I felt that you also had a funny female image. Here comes Mona Lisa. Banana, Zhanying, how old are you ? Zhanying, I’m three years old. I think I can try to clamp you. Hello, everyone. I’m Zhanying. Friends on the first floor can definitely see me . Friends on the second floor can you see me? Hi, if you can’t, buy tickets for the first floor next time . Hello, everyone. I’m Zhanying. There are more than 400 active professional players in the country . I’m ranked ninth from the bottom. I’m not as good as the best, but I ‘m 8 worse than the worst. As an inferior horse , I’m often arranged by the coach to play against the opponent’s strongest chess player. The coach would tell me to give him a warning to see the power of the inferior horse. In fact, I was very scared when I first played against strong players , but after losing so many times, I was afraid of my opponent. Because when playing against someone with my record, you are not proud of winning a game , but you will remember losing a game for the rest of your life. I still remember the game on December 27, 2021 at 12:30 noon. My opponent was our country’s first female ninth-dan, a legend in the Chinese Go world, and my idol, Ms. Rui Naiwei, who was one of the two people who lost to me that year. If you don’t know what the ninth-dan means , then you don’t know the second-dan and ninth-dan . In fact, I was no longer good enough in that game. Any other player with a normal record would have admitted defeat that day , but my record did not support my grace. I did not give up. She did not expect that we would keep fighting. It took more than 6 hours . Teacher Rui was nearly 60 years old. I didn’t let her go. At the last moment, Teacher Rui made a mistake, which allowed me to win. I have been on the road of competitive Go for 21 years. But I became known by everyone because of my worst record of 2 wins and 16 losses. I even became popular on the Internet. But I saw that many people were relieved because I knew Go. What’s wrong with being treated as a low-level horse? In fact, I may be a camel. After one peak, I can still have another peak . Thank you everyone, I will never admit defeat. Low-level horse Zhanying. Thank you applause to Zhanying. You may understand many key points, but you still can’t understand them. I was brought into this story , but I feel very grateful that I have such a stage to tell it. The friend who was about to compete with her came out, and everyone knew her as a woman with fluffy natural curls . But she had a sensitive and fragile heart. I like applause. Welcome Zhao Yue. She is so cute. Why are you so polite ? Hello, I am Zhao Yue. Everyone knows me because I participated in this program last year. It is also because of this program that I can be recognized occasionally when I go out, but I can’t handle what people say when they recognize me. One friend recognized me and circled around me. He asked me why I looked exactly the same as on the program. I don’t know how to deal with this kind of recognition because everyone is very enthusiastic about me. I can see from their eyes that they want to take a photo with me, but they don’t say anything , and I can’t say anything because it was the first time I was recognized. I couldn’t help but say it directly. It was very embarrassing at the time. I was very happy when I was recognized for the first time. I said, “Do you want to take a photo with me? ” The person said it was not convenient now. I didn’t expect to be rejected. I said, “I’m sorry, please go away.” He might think I was a little embarrassed. He took two steps and came back and said, “No, I’ll take a photo with you.” After the program last year, I started to rent a house by myself. This was my first time. 怎么办呢? I’m not used to living alone and I’m afraid. This is not ordinary fear . I get afraid just by thinking about it . Sometimes I think to myself that I’m not afraid of living alone recently, and then suddenly I start to get afraid when I go to the bathroom at night and run from the bathroom to the bedroom, like playing Temple Run. When it’s serious, it’s a vicious cycle. I get afraid when I go to the bathroom. I get afraid and I want to go to the bathroom , and I become very sensitive. There have been several times when my neighbor came back late and opened his door. I thought someone was prying into my door, so I quickly got dressed. Before I had finished putting on my clothes, I heard the door slam shut and I said I ‘d come in. I looked around and there was no one there, so I thought it must be that my neighbors have been like this for several times. One time I really couldn’t stand it anymore, so I cursed him through the door and said, “If you don’t go home before 12 o’clock in the future , don’t go home.” I found that fear is very easy to spread to others. One night I called my friend and said, “Brother , I live alone and I’m afraid. Can you come and accompany me? ” He said, “Brother , don’t be like this, I’m afraid . ” I said, ” I’m not kidding, I’m really afraid. ” He said, “Brother , I’m really afraid too .” I explained to him that I was afraid in my heart, mainly because there was no one else at home except me. He said, “Brother , what I’m afraid of is that there is no one else at home except you.” Later, I asked him about it and got angry. He asked me what I was afraid of. Tell me, you said it was something like Sadako crawling out of the TV. What is there to be afraid of? I originally didn’t have something so specific to fear. I said hang up, hang up. Now I feel like there’s someone at home. I even searched online for “men living alone” and I was afraid that all I found were “men living alone” . I was afraid of men. Now I’m afraid of living alone and I’m afraid of men. Some time ago, one night, I was walking on the road on my way home when I suddenly felt like someone was following me. I thought to myself, big brother , don’t you think I’m some kind of rich old lady? I have to tell him that I’m a man. I have to nip the crime in the bud because if big brother rushes over and I tell him that I’m a man, it’s too late. Once a crime starts, it’s hard to stop. But how do you prove that you’re a man? I thought of it and I shot a basketball from a distance. In fact, there is a dirtier way to prove yourself. Some men will go to the toilet on the street at will, but I didn’t dare to do that because of this society. It’s very complicated. You don’t know what the other person likes. Someone might ask , why don’t you run? Because I’m not good at running. If I run 100 meters and get caught, I won’t even have the strength to resist. I was very scared at that time. He followed me all the way to my home because the door of my home is very difficult to open. If he followed me and my door wasn’t open yet, my home would be a dead end for me. The main thing is that I live alone, but it’s okay if we live together. If we live together, he would follow us. We can’t subdue him, so it would be easier for him to get beaten. At that time, I wanted to prove to my big brother that I didn’t have much money and you shouldn’t come over. So I walked while emptying my trouser pockets. I emptied both of my pockets, but he still followed me. He didn’t want my money. What on earth did he want to do ? I felt really uncomfortable at that time. On the one hand, I wondered why someone wanted to hurt me when my life was just getting better. On the other hand, I wondered why I was so weak. Who would come over? I didn’t know where I got the courage from, so I turned around and scolded him, and asked him what he wanted to do. He said he wanted to go home. I gritted my teeth and asked him why he came home so late. He said he would reply before 12 o’clock next time. After that, he circled around me and asked me why I looked exactly like the one on the show. In fact, there’s nothing to be afraid of. Just face it. Thank you everyone. I’m Zhao Yue. Thank you all for not having any of you . Countdown to Zhao Yue’s ticket lock. Applause again for Zhao Yue . I feel like I really like Zhao Yue . He is very special and different from others. He has very strange angles and those things , but if you think about it carefully, he has his reasons. Because he was dragged by his bad friends to watch a horror movie, and then I was about to say that this is right. In fact, you wouldn’t be afraid. An adult male living alone wouldn’t be afraid of looking like me. There’s nothing dangerous in horror movies. One annoying thing is that often nothing happens that night, and then seven or eight days later, when you are unprepared, you have a nightmare at night. You are inexplicably suspicious and afraid of everything. You go to the toilet or even jog back to the bedroom. Then you start to slap yourself in the face and wonder why you did such a stupid thing seven days ago . So when I listened to it, I thought it was very interesting and he always found these strange things. But today, as a work, it was actually very catchy from the beginning, so I had higher expectations psychologically, but it felt like this work was about 70 % to 80% completed , and then it suddenly disappeared, so I felt a little regretful . Thank you again for Zhao Yue’s sharing. We also invited Zhan Ying to return to Taichung. I am very sorry about the number of votes for the two of you because Zhan Ying and Zhao Yue’s votes were not greater than 200 votes. Both of them will enter the waiting area. Zhao Yue didn’t say anything, there was no way