‘粉红税’ 女性的用品会溢价，娱乐公司法务部第一视角太赶说了，明星塌房全靠我们编！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hello everyone, I’m Sun Xi from Beijing Jiami Comedy. I took a detour because I really wanted to be a screenwriter , and then I kept taking detours around this profession. Okay, you can choose your opponent. I choose Tongxin. Before we met, we thought they both looked exactly the same. They both looked exactly the same. Yan Yi and Yan Yue don’t look like you. It’s really a little awkward. I just don’t want to meet them. Before, they teased us and said that we would play Candy Crush if we stood together. Now that we’re together, it feels like we really have to play Candy Crush because we are exactly the same height. People in our club told me that no matter who wins, we will have defeated ourselves and will move forward with this face. Okay, we have filled the vacancy of the twins . Thank you to these two “twins”. The actor below is also a newcomer, and he is still from the Talented People Club. Let’s give a round of applause to welcome Ah Xiu . Hi , everyone. Let me introduce myself. My name is Ah Xiu, and I’m an actress. To be honest, I hadn’t thought about introducing myself before . I met an audience in Changsha once. He was very enthusiastic and saw me speaking Changsha dialect. He said to me, “Hey, boy. ” This is Changsha dialect. If it is to be accurately translated into Mandarin, it should be “Hey, boy, you’re OK.” The voice is also very distinctive, like a girl. I was embarrassed and said, “I’m a girl.” He said, “Oh, always?” What the hell ? It ‘s the same in the club. A while ago, we had a Women’s Day event and it went very well. I heard that we bought things for all the actresses and asked me to move the things. You really can’t understand what my identity is in the club. What I often encounter is that boys come to me and ask girls why they think so, and girls come to me and ask boys why they do this. I feel like a transgender in the middle. Translator: Because I cut my hair really simply for convenience at the beginning . As a result, people always tell me that my hair is too short. If you don’t want to be mistaken for a man, just let it grow longer . Let’s not talk about how hair should grow longer slowly. Secondly , why do you think that if it grows longer, you won’t look like a man? If my hair is a little longer, I will only look more like Wang Jianguo. There are very few people who really look like him. I’m the only one. Actually, we’re not that similar . Not that similar , but I just like to talk about it. That’s what I think. It’s okay for others to say you look like a man, but you can’t look like one for nothing. I want to enjoy some male benefits. I want to enjoy this thought often. The last time I went to get a haircut , I searched for haircut group purchase coupons and saw that men’s shampoo, cut and blow-dry were 19.9 yuan, and women’s shampoo, cut and blow-dry were 39.9 yuan. Why? Well, you do the math. If you buy two, men’s is still 10 cents cheaper than women’s. What does that mean? 2Y plus 0.1 equals X. What should I do to find X? I wanted to go around it at first. I called the merchant and asked him how much would a haircut cost if a man had long and thick hair. He said 19.9 yuan. I said, then how much would a man wear a wig? He said 19.9 yuan. I had nothing to say. He said that men here have the same price. Do you have any other questions? I was so ruthless. I asked him what if a woman is like a man and can move things. He said he does n’t accept apprentices . Sorry, I was a little angry, so I wanted to pretend. My plan was this: if someone said “Hello, beautiful girl” to me when I walked into the store, I would recognize her right away . She had to be the kind of person who said “Hello” to me when she walked over. Hello , then you can enter without saying anything. I didn’t say anything when I asked him anything. When I checked out, I took out the QR code because I had the lowest voice. This was my plan. Then I walked to this store and he said hello, please come in. I sat down. Then he said what hairstyle do you want to have? Beautiful girl , if you had said that earlier, I wouldn’t have come in. But people are really speechless when they are anxious . I asked why didn’t you say I was beautiful earlier. He was silent. I paid the original price. At that time, I realized that I still have some female characteristics that cannot be ignored. I am thin-skinned. My original intention was to have a little bit of both sides , but both sides treated me badly. I used to be a decent woman. I wanted to wear cooler and more oversized clothes. I searched for boyfriend-style jackets in the women’s clothing area. I figured it out. After all , boyfriend style is just a Wan Wan style. There is no fashionable men’s jacket in the men’s clothing area . There is no girlish style. I wear men’s clothing every day. Small size children’s clothing and large size women’s clothing are becoming more and more like children’s clothing. Small size. My men’s clothing size is S and women’s size is 4XL, so I like to wear men’s clothing. It doesn’t get stuck. What do you mean? The shoulders can go in. You can go in and you can wear it. What is women’s clothing? Put on the shoulders to tell you that people also have waists. The upper body gets stuck in the waist and the lower body gets stuck in the hips. Back to back Kappa , especially online shopping , it is not only stuck, but the goods are not the same as the picture. Every time I buy it, I find that I have been deceived by the model’s photo. The model is lazy, I am tight, the model is advanced , I am rural and tight, and the clothes are tight . How wonderful it is to return to the hometown. Wang Jianguo can’t write it. You must have really suffered from women’s clothing. I will return the goods and withdraw from the experience later. Really friends, before you buy, look carefully at the model photos. Wherever the model covers , there is a problem . Really , if a model looks like this in a photo, guess where the problem is (there is a problem with the face). The armpit is open and the thread is clipped up. Once it is opened, the thread is exposed. Then on the contrary, if a model photo is displayed in 360 degrees, and the model stands like this , where do you think the problem is (the back) (size) It must be very expensive . This is my question , but I am still really unhappy. I asked a friend who makes clothes and asked me why it is like this. He said that when making men’s clothes, they pursue comfort and high cost performance. When making women’s clothes, they pursue curves, two bends on a person . I said, what is a person, two bends, US dollars, everyone serves in the US military and you earn US dollars. I am really angry, I am very angry. Can’t we really regulate this kind of store? Can’t we select a list of must-not-wear stores? All those who cut corners and sell the wrong products will be on the list. If such a store has been on the list for several years in a row, I will smash his store directly. I don’t believe this clothing is so It’s hard to do. I broke into the shop and stepped on the sewing machine to make clothes for everyone. I ‘d like to thank everyone for A Xiu’s ticket lock countdown.
A Xiu’s ticket lock countdown. A Xiu said that the talk show has been going on for a long time, almost three years. The offline response to this joke is also very good. The Changsha audience is more respectful . It’s okay in Changsha . I remember that I seemed to have seen one before. It was similar to saying that if you want to buy something, but you use different words to describe it, the price you searched seems to be different. How to say it , for example, I want to buy a yoga mat , but if you search for industrial mats , it is very, very cheap for you. Makeup cases and industrial tool boxes are completely different. So women’s products have a lot of premiums, right? Pink tax (yes). Yes, I like this one very much . Don’t you think it uses a female perspective to talk about the many difficulties that many women face ? But we have been brainwashed and have become accustomed to it. I think it’s natural for me to pay this price. I have never thought that there are other ways. Is this a complete segment? It has been shortened a lot . I feel that the ending is a little bit abrupt, yes , a little bit , so I was actually very happy listening to it throughout the whole process because of this . And her angle is very rare, yes . If you like it, why don’t you shoot it? Actually, I just feel that you may have such a situation . When you are on tour or performing offline, you have a 20-minute segment and it is very well polished. Then in this show, because you don’t have such a long length, it is adjusted to about 10 minutes and ends at an abrupt end. But you may not feel that my problem is not a common problem for both of us. My problem is bigger. Our bond, right? This is really one It was a very good performance. Thank you again, Ah Xiu . The one who will have a 1V1PK with Ah Xiu is Sun Xi. Her self-introduction is that I took a detour and I want to know how detour it is. Applause , welcome Sun Xi. She also wiped her sweat like edamame. Come up and wipe her sweat first. Hello everyone , my name is Sun Xi. I believe you can also see that I am also a lover of men’s clothing. Let me introduce myself. I used to study law. My parents have always wanted to train me to be a lawyer, but I have been very artistic since I was a child. My dream is to become a screenwriter. I have argued with my parents for many years about this. Later, I finally made up my mind to resign and went to Beijing to find a film and television company to work as a legal officer . My parents were stunned after hearing this. Although the child is rebellious, he has a sense of propriety. I know it is actually very difficult to change industries directly, so I want to get to know some screenwriter masters through this job and pretend to inadvertently reveal my talent to them. The plan is really beautiful, but after really working, I found that it is really difficult for a person to reveal the talent of a screenwriter when revising a contract. I can’t just revise the contract and suddenly add a sad love story at the end and add a sentence that this contract is purely fictitious. Then at this time, the manager rushed over and asked me why I didn’t write it according to the contract template. I said, Everyone has long been tired of those routines. It’s time to create some new types to break through the constraints of the “Civil Code” on us. Then I changed all the long contracts into short contracts and wrote 200 reverse clauses to hook everyone to sign the contract episode by episode. I also interviewed some phenomenal parties A and B to ask them why the cooperation broke down. This series is called Goodbye Contract. In fact, I have thought about quitting my job countless times and staying at home to do creation, but I found that I didn’t dare to do it at all. It turns out that I am not a person who can do anything for my dream. I am a conservative idealist. If I were in ancient times, I would be that I was a royalist with long braids who shouted for reform. I didn’t dare to break with the old forces completely. I just wanted to work for the emperor. I wanted to reform and I also wanted to reform with pay. There is a world famous book called “The Moon and Sixpence”, but it didn’t inspire me. The book used the moon to represent the ideals of the world and used sixpence to represent material life. In the eyes of the male protagonist, sixpence were everywhere. He only saw the moon , but in my eyes, if I didn’t pick up these sixpence today, others would have picked them up. So I could only comfort myself by picking up sixpence during the day and looking at the moon at night. But after I really started working, I found that I was picking up three pence during the day. I picked up three pennies at night, but I picked up 996 pennies. And you know, six pennies can be spent very easily in Beijing , so my life is really embarrassing. I don’t have time to look at the moon , but I can often feel the moonlight, so you know this is my dilemma , that is, you can’t have both the moon and six pennies , but moonlight and six pennies are easily obtained, but moonlight and six pennies are easily obtained , so I have been lurking in the legal position, waiting for an opportunity to switch to screenwriting. I really never waited, and I almost gave up. Later, I finally had a turning point, because I unlocked a new business called writing statements. Has anyone seen the statements made by celebrities before their house collapsed? The rumors about our artists’ chaotic private lives and tax evasion are all rumors. Our company reserves all rights to pursue them . Many of those things are written by us . If we just look at the click-through rate, we are considered half-celebrity writers. People often curiously ask whether the company’s statement has legal force. To be honest, basically no. Some people also curiously ask, are all company statements true? To be honest, there is no way to be honest about this. Of course, there are true and false company statements , but once people have seen a false statement , it is difficult for them to believe the real one. I am the same, so every time the company assigns me a job, I will repeatedly confirm with the artist’s management department : “Brother, did you really not sleep with your fans? No, did you really not evade taxes? No , really didn’t ? Did the paparazzi take pictures of evidence? No , probably not, not yet. I think everyone is overly focused on the glamour of these artists on stage and ignores the hardships of the staff behind them. In fact, every time Brother tells a lie, there is someone who writes a statement behind it. Before he paid the moral price, there was an artist whose reputation was ruined. His last statement before the scandal was full of loopholes. Not only were there many typos, but even the punctuation marks were wrong. At that time, some people on the Internet said that the lawyer was unprofessional. But in fact, it was impossible because a lawyer of that level would not be unprofessional. I think the lawyer must have had a mental breakdown and his conscience was tormented. He didn’t want to make the same mistake over and over again, so he wrote the comma after the period . He must have wanted to tell everyone that this sentence is quite funny because issuing a statement is usually quite urgent , so we usually work overtime and stay up late to write the statement. I found that once people stay up late to work overtime , they are prone to questioning the meaning of work. Once I was urged to write a statement, my leader urged me, and then the artist urged me . As a result, less than half a day after the statement was issued, we were hammered to death. Then I looked at the expressions of my leader and the artist. They knew that we would be hammered to death. Then I was very angry at that time. Why were you so anxious last night ? Were you so anxious to contact the Chaoyang masses ? What on earth do we have to clarify? Doesn’t he know what he has done ? So at that time, I felt that work was particularly meaningless. Of course, I support all artists to protect themselves by issuing statements. One’s own legal rights and interests , but the premise is to safeguard legal rights and interests. Is it possible to reach a consensus in the entertainment industry that it is not whoever issues a statement who is right ? It is really meaningless for you to issue that kind of false statement. You are just destroying your legal affairs. And every time I have to write a very rigid sentence that I have no intention of occupying public resources. In fact, I don’t like this sentence very much. I especially want to say that when your legal affairs stay up late to work overtime for you and there is no overtime pay , he is a public resource. So now, for my own professional reasons, I only admire two types of artists. One is the kind of artist who sets an example and abides by the law. The other is the kind of artist who collapses. I will never make a statement in the future , but I will never remain silent. I will just go on Weibo and rant and rant about everything, behave ugly, apologize, and finally quit the industry. In other people’s eyes, he is a madman, but in my eyes, he is a real man . I admire this kind of artist the most. He is the one who truly does not occupy social resources. He is enriching public resources. He has not caused me any burden. He collapsed so purely and was so thoroughly obscure. He fell in the entertainment industry, but he stood up in my heart. I especially want to tell him that you are not a good person, but you are really good to me. So I hope that every artist can take responsibility for his or her own mistakes. After all, the old saying goes, artists do their work and artists take their responsibilities. Of course, I must also be honest and say that although I have complained quite harshly here , I actually did the statement writing work assigned to me by the company quite seriously. You all know that although I am a rebellious person , I have a good sense of propriety. Then, one time, because I wrote a statement so well, I was praised by the company’s senior leader in the company group . At that moment, I knew that I had succeeded. A person can reveal his or her screenwriting talent while working as a legal affairs officer . Then, after various efforts, I really got an opportunity to transfer to the screenwriting department . While waiting for the transfer procedures, the movie that our company had carefully prepared was released. I had always wanted to participate in that movie project, but they did not allow it to be released. After that, Douban scored 2.9 and people scolded it online. There was even a particularly high-rated comment saying that the screenwriter should be shot. You know, after I read this sentence, all the grievances and unwillingness I had for so many years were let go, and my filter was shattered. Then I found my leader and said, why don’t I go back to legal affairs? Although no one praised me online, no one wanted to kill me either . I’d like to say this. Thank you all . I am Sun Xi, who loves to take detours. Come on, everyone, seize the last time . Seize the last time. Countdown . Applause again for Sun Xi Sun Xi, what kind of job are you doing now ? Actually, I was still looking for a legal job last year . Then , a magical club raised some money , and its boss asked me to come and do a talk show with him. Then I did a talk show with him again. So, Sun Xi, how long have you been doing talk shows in total? It’s about a little over a year in total. What’s amazing is that when she writes, for example , she repeats the same word in the middle, which is meaningful and has a completely different meaning . I think this is the first time I’ve heard such a way of making jokes. It’s actually very good. She has a lot of anger , but she does it in the form of a talk show. Then I felt that she was throwing little flying knives at us one by one, but I was very happy to listen to it. I think the content of her work is actually very sharp, and I like it very much . Thank you, teachers. From the perspective of literary creation, it is easier to produce something if you have inner struggles, right? I am particularly entangled, right? So what we have been listening to is your work about finding a job to survive. In fact, you can’t tell in advance whether what they want you to write is true or false. You experience this, but it is related to this dilemma of survival and morality, right? Because you speak well, we are very happy, but also very sad at the same time. So I think this work has everything , just a special angle , and people don’t She is familiar with the inside story of the industry and the connotation of everything, so she is very, very good . But I think that when she said that she took detours , it was precisely these detours that gave her these things later on, right? These materials that she can write about. My boss also encouraged me in this way. My boss also encouraged me in this way.
He said, look, you have been running around and nothing has been accomplished . Now it is not possible for you to do anything else , but all these experiences have helped you in your comedy creation. I told him that I am surrounded by comedy. His words touched me at the time . How come it is just a period of time, right? I was actually a little confident in my jokes, but I realized that it was actually Maybe it’s very entangled , and it seems that I haven’t given everyone strength. Just now, when I was listening to Teacher Xiaoqi talking about how people with high education are entangled, I suddenly felt that I was enlightened. Then I also think that I should be like him in the future, that is, dare to think and dare to act . How great it is to be an emperor. How great is our stage. During the performance, talk show actors will encourage each other. What a great stage. Let ‘s invite Ah Xiu to Taichung again. Let’s first look at the votes given by the four people on the stage. 30 to 40. After the audience votes , let’s look at the votes for Ah Xiu and Sun Xi. Sun Xi successfully entered the promotion zone with 226 votes. Ah Xiu 206 votes need to wait in the waiting area. Applause to the two of you.