堪称决赛级的神仙对决，呼兰和毛豆两个人直接炸穿了全场！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
The first group of PK contestants to appear are Maodou and Hulan. Why are they the two ? Maodou, Hulan, and Brother Dou will pick one and have a special show. It’s really the advent of the god of variety shows. Is this a script? If I wasn’t there, I would think it was a script . I’m most looking forward to this group of strong PKs. How are you feeling now? It’s very bad. It’s fine . The information and intelligence work was not done well. There is a word ” special show” . I thought it was a newcomer who might promote himself. Three days before the special show, I had just come back from Harbin after attending Hulan’s special show , and they picked me. I thought it would not count as a special show after it ended. I think how could they be selected? Aren’t these all on the surface? Right ? I thought that no matter who has a special performance, everyone would be afraid because a special performance also means a lot of jokes . I thought that I didn’t have time to prepare the script in the first round, so I was a little weak , so I didn’t scare that person . I didn’t expect that you would meet a “retard”. He slept very happily in the viewing room , which made me very angry. He must be given some life experience. He really slept very soundly . If he worked hard , he must learn a lesson. I don’t want to act like that in front of Hulan Ge. Don’t act like I have to win with my teeth gritted. Who will come out first? He can eat, drink and make jokes. He is a heavyweight. Happy applause welcomes Mao. Bean is so flexible. This one exploded. Thank you everyone . I am Maodou . You should be able to see that I have failed to lose weight because there are indeed many drinking parties this year and I am afraid of drinking too much. Normal people can at least call a car to go back after drinking too much. If I drink too much, I have to call a Huolala. I am not kidding. On February 4th during the Chinese New Year this year, I drank too much in Dalian . It was snowing heavily and I couldn’t call a car. I sat on the side of the road and was covered in snow. Passers-by were shocked when they saw me and asked when a Mixue Bingcheng was opened. There was no other way. They used the insurance to call a roadside assistance for me. I discussed with the master and asked if they could use a hook to hook him up if they really couldn’t lift him. A lot of people gathered around . It was the first time I saw it. I was playing claw machine on the avenue . I felt a hook pulling me up in a daze. Zhong Kui came to catch me. His hook was hooked on my collar. He turned on the machine and pulled all my clothes off. There were already many people around me. I was lying shirtless in the snow. To be honest, I was still somewhat conscious at that time, but I didn’t dare to wake up or open my eyes. I hoped it was an illusion. Fortunately, the driver had experience and had lived in the countryside. He tied my hands and feet like this, inserted a stick in the middle, and two people lifted me up. I seldom drink too much, but I sweat a lot. I can sweat six taels of sweat when I drink one catty of liquor. In winter, I sweat while drinking. The smoke sitting there is like an air humidifier. When I drink too much, they also ask me questions, saying, “Edamame, if you drink a pound of wine, you can sweat six taels. If you drink seven pounds of wine, you can sweat.
” I said, “Brother, if I drink seven pounds of wine, I will be buried. Even the crematorium dare not burn me.” He said, “Edamame is too fried.” Edamame, so I especially hate those who have a poor alcohol tolerance and are unfamiliar with the kind of drinking party. When drinking, people hope to get slightly tipsy. In that kind of party , every time I get slightly tipsy, they are all drunk. My eldest brother starts to make a fuss, performing the throat singing. I said, “Brother, are you Mongolian? ” He said, “No, quickly get me a basin.” I quickly got him a trash can. He held the trash can and fell headfirst . My face was stuck in the bucket and I couldn’t get it out. I said, this is still a stuck game. This is still a situation where everyone is talking about their own things. The two people on my right hugged me and expressed their true feelings together, saying that it was too difficult and that it was too difficult for us this year. I said, yes, it was too difficult. Who are you? Are you? He also stole wine, right? I secretly poured it on the ground and I found out. He poured it into my shoes. He was there , and it was all in the wine. I said, your farts are all in my shoes. My insoles are all sauce-flavored. The one in the middle is their leader, right? He is very honest . I said, I will say something you don’t want to hear, and then he talked for half an hour about things I didn’t want to hear. He said that your generation of young people is useless. If you don’t say anything else, just look at that now What NBA (National Basketball Association) and James Curry are all garbage. I was watching Jordan at that time. He said that Jordan could stay in the air for 7 seconds when he jumped. I said that in 7 seconds, Jordan was blown away by the strong wind. Is Jordan a plastic bag? In 7 seconds, the leader and his lackey said that your generation of young people are useless and spoiled. I asked, “Brother, what year were you born in? ” He said, “1993, and I was born in 1992.” He said that when his father was young, he fell from the fifth floor on a construction site in Shanghai and was not hurt at all. I said, “Brother, the fifth floor, did your father tell you a story about your biological father? I can’t say that. I can’t say that. I said, “Oh, your father is really… ” Your dad is awesome. His air suspension is as good as Jordan’s. And people in Shanghai drink alcohol, right? They especially like to go to bars to drink cocktails. The first time I went there, they recommended a glass to me . When I saw the price was 160, I asked what kind of wine it was. He said it was called Singapore Sling. I said, why don’t you give me Singapore Sling first? Don’t bother the commander. The wine was so small in the glass and there was such a big piece of ice. When I drank it, the ice got into my eyes. I asked, what kind of Sling is this? Singapore Army Commander. Is this wine? He said the wine is too strong and he has to wait for the ice to melt before drinking it. I said that the ice is also considered in the wine. I said that your ice is the ice for being a commander. That’s a good ice. The ice finally melted a little. Someone came over. You are edamame. I am also from Dalian. I like you very much. I’ll toast you a glass . I said okay. He picked up my wine and drank it all in a bang. 160 grams of ice hasn’t arrived yet. The commander was finished. This is at least juice mixed with wine. There is also ketchup mixed with wine, called Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. I am still cruel. Where is Shen Teng? I’ll order another Happy Twist. No matter how weird the bar is, the wine created by itself is named more abstractly. Life, youth and regrets. How can this be the name of a wine ? Isn’t this just a conversation after drinking too much? I said, do you have a wine called “My dad fell from the fifth floor and nothing happened to him.” Many guests were also very surprised. Then he sat over here. I want a glass of sour and sweet wine . Can it be a little more sour after taking a sip? Can it be a little more sweet after taking another sip ? I said, brother, why don’t you pour him a glass of apple cider vinegar? Really, the big brother next to me looks very Some people just don’t want to drink, right? The guy next to me is like a spy, he looks at people everywhere. He sees a pretty girl and he goes over to order a drink. Honey, this Martini is for you because it suits your temperament. I said, brother, just like the second part of last year’s movie “Good Things”, I said, brother , this Didi is for you, let’s go. There are even people online who ask, ” Can you mix me a drink based on my temperament ? ” I don’t dare to ask such questions. He will definitely pour me a glass of cooking wine and put a big piece of ice in it. It’s called Singapore Cooking Class. I also heard them tell a story about the origin of cocktails. It said that a long time ago, a boss went to a bar to drink and there was no wine left. The bartender had no choice but to pour the leftover wine from each table together to invent the cocktail . This happens a lot every year at this time, the boss forces the director to gather actors from all over the country to invent a program called “Talk Show and His Friends”. There is another one that is not important. In fact, I don’t hate bars, I just hate expensive things. You know, especially when you are sitting at the bar and you watch him mix a bottle of Coke for only 3 yuan, and a bottle of whiskey for 200 yuan. He put a small glass of whiskey in the Coke in front of me and sold it to me for 120 yuan. What is American whiskey called ? I said he could be more American. Bullets cost 2 yuan and pistols cost 700 yuan. Put them together and put them on my head and give me 20,000 yuan . What? I said you are too American. What did you just add? Tariffs. I said your drink is specially mixed, right? Trump mixed it himself, didn’t he? When I was leaving, I said this cocktail wasn’t very exciting, so I went back to sleep. He said, ” Wait a minute, wait a minute , try this, try this, try this. This Long Island Iced Tea is over 40% alcohol , but it has to be called tea. How would I know ?” I said, “How can I fall asleep drinking tea at night? I fell asleep after two cups . Fortunately, the bartender had lived in the countryside and had experience. He tied my hands and feet like this, and two people carried me up. Thank you, everyone. I’m Edamame, Mr. Luo. Don’t you give it to him? Don’t you give it to him? Mr. Luo, Edamame’s ticket lock countdown. Applause for Edamame. Thank you, Edamame. How was Edamame’s performance today ? Do you want anything else? I think it ‘s simply amazing. When can Edamame wipe off this 6 pounds of sweat ? It’s so funny, and Edamame. Indeed, it looks round again now, right? And because last year you said you were going to lose weight , you said you were going to lose weight, and this year you are round again. This is the second round, right? The same second round. I have a joke that I think is too boring, but I like the angry Shen Teng and the cruel Shen Teng too much. I don’t know why, but I like this too much, so I took this photo at that time , right, because of the cruel Shen Teng. Then after the teacher finished taking this photo, he told me that this is too boring, right, too boring. Can I say one? Edamame can do it today. I probably can’t, but I have seen a wonder of mankind. I was so happy after I watched it last time. Does anyone know that Edamame can do belly dancing? Is it true? (Give me one) I have seen Edamame do belly dancing. It ’s so cute and I like watching it so much (I didn’t see it here) (You can’t see it here) It’s so explosive here and there . Maodou is indeed a talk show host who can light himself up quickly the moment he steps on the stage. Maodou’s jokes are too dense and he speaks very, very fast . You will be overwhelmed and sometimes even your brain won’t be able to react . He is like a talk show bomber and keeps giving you happiness. So I think when I listen to his stuff , I don’t have to think too much . I feel very happy and relaxed because I have seen Maodou’s performance offline once. He woke up immediately when he came out. He totally blows up the stage every time. Thank you, Teacher Luo. I think I am the only one who didn’t clap. Actually, there is no special reason . My expectations for his performance were slightly higher than today’s. But I didn’t expect him to be able to belly dance. That was an extra bonus. But anyway, considering your performance last season, I think today’s performance was very explosive and enjoyable, and I enjoyed listening to it. I was laughing foolishly all the time, but I felt that Maodou was still a little bit worse than I expected, so I hesitated and didn’t take the photo. But the level was the same. Maodou has never fallen, never fallen. I have a father , and I have never failed in a single show. Maodou, take a break. Okay , we will soon see what method the person selected by Maodou will use to conduct this PK competition today. Hu Lan has never missed the competition in 7 years . He has won the title of King and held a special show. I don’t know why he is still here . Please welcome Hu Lan (Brother Hu Lan). Hello, everyone. I am Hu Lan. Hello , friends, hello, friends , hello. As you all know, I just finished performing “Grassroots Troupe” a few days ago and came to another grass-roots troupe . Time is tight. I just finished performing on the 11th and returned to Shanghai . I started the competition on the 14th. I really don’t have time to create. Ma Di still has to write for three days. But this year I really feel like a veteran. I should be the only one among so many people in the audience who has been on “Tucao Conference” and “Talk Show” . As an actor who has been on “Talk Show with His Friends” from ” Talk Show Conference” to now, many people have asked me over the years if you are under a lot of pressure with so many newcomers. Over the years, let alone contestants, I have survived many shows. Really, but if you let me go back to the first time I went on stage 7 years ago, I really would never have thought that there were so many people in the venue, and the one who would accompany me to the end was Zhang Shaogang . Life is like this, your mind is full of things like cinnabar mole and white moonlight , but in the end you see it is Zhang Shaogang, so now I really think that the one who stays with me to the end is the best. Now every year I comb my hair like an adult and Teacher Zhang puts on a handsome suit. But friends, if you extend the time , you can see the trend of the industry from the changes in the name of the show. Have you seen that the names of this industry are becoming more and more humble ? No matter how high-sounding the name was before, “Talk Show Conference”, my God, I will make it up for you. Conference , right It’s been five years since I started to do it again. Now it’s called “Talk Show and His Friends”. As soon as you hear the name , you know that this is about something going on. If nothing goes wrong, who would think of friends? Really, I think in two years this show will be “Talk Show and His Benefactors” , and everyone is the same . You see, there are so many newcomers in talk shows, and the newcomers are slowly becoming “Talk Show Benefactors”. It’s very simple. As long as you hold on, as long as you hold on, you will find that talk shows are not easy to hold on, right? Just hold on. You really just hold on. Every year in the first round, there are so many powerful new friends. I comfort myself that as long as I can hold on for three rounds, they won’t hit me so hard . That’s it. And no matter how strong the newcomers are , they can only beat one person in one round , not more. I compete every year now. Yesterday, I was watching the Russian slapping contest. It’s the same. You hit me once, I hold on, and I hit you again. It’s not like 50 people come up and each hits me once, right? It’s not drinking and playing in circles : The logic and you see, I just don’t understand why so many friends come out to compete every year. Everyone thinks what will happen if they win the championship and has fantasies . I am standing here, which is enough to prove that winning the championship will not be a big deal, right? It’s amazing . Really, the comparisons every year give me a feeling of eternal damnation. Really, you see that Sister Lang and Brother Pi, they all took jobs after one year and then became famous. You haven’t seen any brother who is a full-time brother, right? Really, if Chunchun was in our place, she might still be competing in “Super Girl”. It ‘s so funny, the 20th “Super Girl”. Really, if you put me in three years ago , three years ago, the fifth season of “Talk Show Conference” was in Qingdao. I defeated Qiu Rui, Mao Dou and Niao Niao in the second round of the finals and won the championship. At that time, I felt that I was at the peak of my life. I never thought that three years later, I would still be playing Mao Dou in the breakout competition, right? I don’t care where I go. There is no improvement . Qiu Rui and Niao Niao are still here. Zhisheng and Guangzhi who made it to the finals at that time are also here. The family is in order. I said that I, the king, have no life and you have no life either. There is nothing wrong with that. Some people are here and some are there. No one is taking jobs outside. In fact, everyone has work outside. This is my mentality this year. Didn’t you give me a title last year? It’s called the load-bearing wall of talk shows, right? You put it there for me and I dare not take a break. You said, what if the load-bearing wall rests and the building doesn’t collapse, right? The show is even more popular than last year. You said that after all the preparations, I was finally found out. So I have to suspend my special show but still participate in the competition. You know that my special show was pretty good. To be honest, the tickets are all hard currency and are sold in the same group as Moutai and second-hand luxury goods. Some people offer Hermes for 100,000 yuan , and some people add 50 yuan to charge for Hu Lan tickets . Some people say, what kind of luxury is this? Is it your business? It’s light luxury , and talk show audiences are very principled. Really, you see a lot of ticket collectors who say they won’t watch it if it’s more expensive than 50 yuan . Some people also send me private messages asking me if I can’t buy it, saying, “Hu Lan, do you know scalpers ?” This is not the most outrageous . The most outrageous thing is that they sent me private messages saying, “Hu Lan, I grabbed too many tickets, do you still want tickets?” They said they were sold at a discount. At that time, I knew I still had to participate in the competition . It’s all the same . Sometimes I really ask myself. Sometimes I may not know why I came to the competition. But if you ask yourself, why not participate , I don’t know. This trick works well. Many times, it’s the same with friends at work. You ask yourself, why do you have to go to work? I don’t know why I don’t go to work. I don’t know why I just persevere. You can’t answer questions like this, but you can solve problems. But these have to be positive questions. You know you can’t walk down the street and ask yourself why you’re robbing. You think to yourself, why not rob? Only Maodou listened to this truth , right? Everyone else thinks, why do you want to beat Hu Lan ? Only he thinks, why not ? In the end, I want to say that our friends really don’t compete every year . These friends don’t compete every year. When they work outside, all you see are people showing off. Five or six people compete together. When they are put together, it feels like these people have made no progress in these years. Standing still is not called standing still. It’s called relative stillness. Do you know? This is right. So I am the second person in the audience besides the teacher who understands stillness. Hello, thank you everyone. I am Hu Lan. I am completely convinced . The countdown to the ticket lock is coming. Let’s give applause to Hu Lan again. Thank you, thank you everyone. I’m a little curious about why you chose this content, because you have talked about a lot of more complicated content before, right ? It’s because many things this year seem to be in a cycle again , and including what I said at the end. You feel that these people don’t seem to have made any progress together. Why are you guys competing again? But in fact, these people are all very good when they are together . They are all five or six people , right? You see them recording variety shows or something, but in fact, they are relatively static. It’s just that these people together feel familiar, right? So I wanted to share some of these feelings with everyone , it ‘s great, because of Hu Lan’s many years of companionship. Two days ago, I saw a private message online saying that I also felt it was very amazing. He said that he only liked me recently . I didn’t like me before He is from the Huaer Band. He said, ” I didn’t accompany you through your flowering period before, but now I can accompany you through menopause.” I said, “Although Hu Lan made these jokes , the feeling of seeing you friends every year is deeper every year . Yes, it is a feeling in my heart. I am looking forward to seeing these people this month . Yes, because we are always performing on stage, sometimes it is not very clear. In fact, there are many times when the audience friends usually suppress some pressure in life. He is looking forward to seeing you , and then at that moment, he will express and bloom. We all look forward to seeing each other. Right , and just now I especially like your description of Hu Lan, which said that they are all spinning in circles on the spot, spinning in circles on the spot. According to this rule, Chunchun is now participating in the 20th “Super Girl”. That’s great. Actually, I originally wanted to say that he, I originally wanted to say that he has always been It was like playing in a professional league. I kept getting the same result. I didn’t expect him to cue me first. I was the first generation of corn. Although many people have said that I was really the first generation of corn. I bought the “Queen and Dream”. That should be the first genuine album I bought. In fact, when he said it just now, I was very happy to listen to it throughout. Another thing he said touched me. I thought about it carefully. It seems that there is really no other variety show in China that has been running for so many years and has been loved by so many audiences. At least half of the earliest contestants still participate every year and compete seriously. This is indeed a unique existence in the history of Chinese entertainment. So I suddenly realized that this show has some special touching points. In addition to the fact that it is fun, please come to the stage. Let’s take a look at the votes given by the four. Maodou and Hulan finally got votes that seemed to be evenly split. It wouldn’t be hard to see who won or lost . I feel that they have tried their best . Let’s count each round as one round. It should be Hulan. Maodou 280 Hulan 290. Both of them performed very, very well. It would be unreasonable for either of them not to advance. Their battle today will be a peak confrontation that will go down in history . Hulan 287. Congratulations to Hulan for entering the promotion zone . Maodou will enter . Wait, I will show Just like magic. I don’t think there is much to say, because they are both very good. And the votes just now actually explain all the problems, so I don’t really have much to say. Okay , thank you, teacher . The last light of the first stage was given by Li Yuchun to Maodou. Thank you. We also congratulate Maodou for entering the promotion zone.