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Goodbye, family. I’m going to work. Goodbye. Did you take an umbrella? It’s raining outside . If you have it, I can just take a taxi. Why haven’t you arrived yet? Have you arrived yet? This is so annoying . Is it over ? Xiaojing is so anxious. Aren’t you going to defend your thesis? Today, the next one is my next preliminary defense. There’s nothing to say, just a few words. Have you seen the computer charger? I seem to have put it here before. This is not this. I’m a huge black lump of black. Okay, you can go to the room, Xiaojing, because it has already started. Let her stay here. As for the analysis of the lines, the previous part was a little vague. She is defending her thesis. I’ll check it later. Okay, teacher , if you have any questions, please send it to me and I’ll revise it immediately . I’ll check it later. Okay, it’s over. Family , it ‘s not so fast . Tomorrow is the official date. Today, the main subject teacher and the director of the teaching department will check whether you have written it. Why do I feel so comfortable today? I am the only one who is comfortable. We are also comfortable. We just finished talking about it. We just finished talking about the rainy day. Then at home ,
right , it is more about that . Is it because of the rainy day ? How long will it take for you to register? I feel that I should be back soon . Just register, right? I think I need to go and consult and ask because I have never registered for an IELTS class before. I feel that I also need to ask carefully. In a sense, I am also a student again. I will give you my student. I don’t want to be a student writing a paper. Who wants Xiao Jiang? I don’t know if she might be at the resurrection point . What’s the matter? I just asked her where Xiao Jiang is. She said that she might be at the resurrection point. Then you immediately opened the door and came out. She just finished speaking. It’s a very good match. Zhuang Mingru , let’s go. Okay , just wear this. Yes, it shouldn’t be cold outside. Let’s go. Bye, bye, everyone. I am Niu . Hello, everyone. This is Xiaozhuang. After my pleading yesterday, Teacher Xiaozhuang finally decided to agree and reluctantly agreed to accompany me to register for this class. Everyone, thank him with me. Thank you, teacher. It should be good. Transfer now 4 0 4 Each sub-channel is tracking the report for everyone. This is the channel that is a bit good at learning. Here, accompanied by Xiaozhuang, Xiaoniu, who graduated half a year ago, decided to sign up for an English training course to motivate himself to keep improving. As for me, my time may not be very fixed. For example, if she can’t attend the one-on-one class now , then if my time is the same as hers and I come to attend , can I start a new class? It means that it is possible. Otherwise, I will also sign up, and then we can both do it at the same time. I won’t tell you that this is the channel that is a bit business. Manager Xiaotao checks the daily account book as usual and makes further suggestions on the design of the coffee cups. Just make a few cups of 4 0 4 Dirty This is our book. Brother Xian, please check the account. This is our account book. I think the word “this” is too big. I think I want to go for a simple style. Just have a logo, at least in the middle, and then put very small words at the bottom. There is still some business here. Channel entrepreneur Xiao Jiang follows up on the progress of the store renovation and puts forward beautiful visions for the future. Let’s take a look. Is it bigger now after the demolition ? Okay, everyone, take a look. It ‘s about like this. You can see that there are small green plants with mountain style. Our goal is to be in the top three in Qinhuai District. There is some work to be done here. Channel intern Zhu Zhu has gradually mastered the work content of this position. She said that she wanted to step out of her comfort zone and try new things. I feel that the overall direction is quite familiar to me because I usually write scripts and then give some modification suggestions. In fact, I should have been interning for half a year now, almost half a year. In the past half year, I feel that I have learned a lot , but I may not really engage in it in the future . In the true sense, the long-term career planning is focused on this area. 2 0 2 5 At the beginning of the year, I said that I had a wish , which was to unlock some new identities this year. I also want to be the one who bravely steps out of my comfort zone. There are some jobs to find here. Ram, who is about to graduate, has finally completed his thesis and started again. Hello , please sit down. This is my resume. Okay, because I am now a senior and I am about to graduate, so I came here this time to find an internship. The jobs I did before were probably more of a photo-taking job. And then there is Zhu Zhu, hello everyone. It seems that there is a pair of pants that are the same as ours, but my pair is torn . I cut it. I know that I came back so soon and you are still sitting here . Zhu, you are back, yes, they are all back, Xiao Niu and the others are back too . What did Xiao Niu do when he went out today? He went to sign up for an IELTS class. How was it? We had a good chat . The sister was also very nice and I liked the atmosphere . Then I made an appointment with her to listen to a class next week to try it out. When Hou Shoucheng and I were playing with the mirror yesterday, I was on the ground and my hand was scratched . Is it true? I see, it hurts. Hou Shoucheng came out to be scolded. It’s not his problem, it’s my problem, but I feel that about the game yesterday, I feel 4 0 4 The boys really surprised me. It really opened my eyes. To be honest, I can’t do that. I am completely liberated. I can’t do it either. What about you ? Didn’t you go out and gain a lot of calories ? For example, your gains are not easy for everyone. Why do you say that? You must add some value. As a human being, I’m sorry, thank you. I got it. Is this pistachio? Yes, and actually this is a negative example. The cup holder is too ugly. It’s okay, it’s okay. Will you control its calories by doing these? It won’t be like this product. It has pistachios and cheese , and the milk itself is full-fat Zhu Zhu , but it actually doesn’t have many calories , but the sky is falling, but it actually doesn’t have many calories . It deceived me that there are not many calories , but it doesn’t matter . Your clothes are a little tricky. What did the teacher say about the shoulder pads ? There are no shoulder pads, zero shoulder pads. The shoulders are like this. I’m not talking about the one on the clothes that
is raised. Yes, was it originally designed ? Can it be opened? I think it looks better forward, so go forward. Why are you so fond of this hairstyle? Xiao Niu, please take care of it. To be honest, it ‘s really bad. Is it true? There is something wrong with your hairline. To be honest, I’m innocent. In fact, he looks quite handsome from the side . He is very handsome from the side unless he always shows people from the side because he is positive. The face is a bit like the Queen of Hearts, you know? Let’s talk about something valuable. Actually, I’m very worried now . I feel like my interview is a bit shaky . Why ? I found that when I was interviewing , the interviewer kept asking me why I wanted to do the job of photography assistant. Then I said that because I had been a model before, but now I want to see what good-looking things look like from other perspectives. So every time I answer, I always think about myself. I don’t say that they are the company’s. So I feel that why should they hire me ? They may want to say why I am qualified for this position and what you can bring to them. I didn’t answer this aspect, so I always said that I wanted to do this and that. Then I’m very worried that they won’t hire me. But sometimes I feel that I often receive encouragement from people on the Internet . They think that I am very unique and that I have a very niche route and my own style. But in fact, I think that in some cases I am still influenced by the public’s aesthetic taste. When I meet a lot of When something happens, there may be some sad emotions . For example, Ram feels that everyone’s evaluation of her makes her feel that she is very true to herself and is not affected by everyone’s eyes. But in fact, she still sometimes minds, for example, if someone says that her skin is dark or something like that. Because I feel that, for example, netizens think that I am a very ENFP , and I feel happy every day , but in fact, I often have very bad emotions. You know, Ram said to me that day, ” I hope you don’t record things that are happy. I hope you are really happy.” It really touched me at that time. Sometimes, I may only update those videos, for example , and I will only update when I feel happy today. In fact, when I don’t update, there may be many times when I am in a bad mood. You should pass this happiness and joy to others and yourself at the same time. But I do feel that this period of time is much happier than before. I feel that you are in a much better state. It may be because I drank Chinese medicine. I feel that there are some filters on the Internet . It seems Everyone will beautify you. In fact, I think this is similar to the endless filters you add to someone you like. Yes , it’s like this. Sometimes I often receive some private messages , and some of them may be children who are younger than me. They will say, Zhu Zhu, I see how good you are. I want to be like you , I also want to pass the exam or something like that. And some say that I saw you on the show and I felt that you were always very happy and could bring us a lot of energy. I feel that I can accept some of these comments , but I don’t think I have reached that level . I haven’t reached the level where I am really that good and can be a role model for them . I really hope that one day I can really live up to the reputation. I think if you say I can be your role model, I think I can accept working hard together and growing together. Yes , that’s it. I might think it’s my dancing. Maybe there are a lot of clips on the Internet that say Xiaozhuang dances so handsomely and Xiaozhuang dances so well. But to be honest, I only know those. What I show online may be all I know. Yes, I don’t know much. In fact, it’s true. 0 4 Dance King Actually, I am the same. I think that I am not emotionally stable or gentle. Sometimes, I am just holding back. Sometimes, I will say one or two very hurtful words in a light tone. It hurts people lightly. It hurts people lightly. As for He Jiang, I think it is nothing . He Jiang thinks that the praise from netizens is what I deserve. What they said is right. Then after saying it, he took a photo like this. No, I really think it is nothing. It is almost the same as I usually am. I am usually more real without any filters. Yes , there are good and bad. I think they are all right. I can accept them. And I don’t care what they say, I just do myself , but I think sometimes netizens’ treatment of us is like a filter, and it’s also the direction we want to work hard in, to push ourselves. You will feel that what the doctor has is that the Internet says he is like that, but in fact, when we get along with him offline, we feel that he is not too much, right? Sunshine , he is very sunny . Is he very dark? Is he very abstract ? That ‘s right, the feeling he gives us is not like this , not like this, it may be like this. Then I know how to describe it. The moon has no light. It’s sunshine, moonlight, moonlight, very moonlight , yes, very good, but the Internet says that he is abstract. Are there many such descriptions? There were not many before, but now everyone has seen this side . It has been seen by everyone. 4 0 4 It’s ruined . He was once a fashion idol blogger on social media platforms, but now he has become an abstract funny blogger. He can’t go the route of appearance either. In the future , he can only go the text and picture route , not the video route . It’s true that you can only post text and pictures, not videos. Who cares ? I don’t care. I feel that in fact, it’s just some cognitive fragments in the Internet age , and then they add a lot of filters to us , and then the information that is transmitted to us may have changed. There is a feeling that they have taken advantage of the information gap . There are also many kinds of online celebrity guides, which are actually “photo scams”. There are some very fake things. Have you ever had that experience? Yes , I am often deceived . I want to go to their place where the photos are very beautiful and check in, but they are completely different. There are also those very niche check-in places where there is no one , but when you go there, it is full of people. Yes , there are also many kinds of rankings on Dianping. It’s a very high-quality food. I want to compete for the top three in Qinhuai District. Please remember to help collect and check in. Does this count as second-hand experience? If it’s delicious, it doesn’t count. If it’s delicious , we deserve it. We agree that we are the first coffee shop in Qinhuai District and the first barbecue restaurant in Qinhuai District. I don’t ask for anything else, okay? Okay, okay , let’s start from the least likely to be cheated to the most likely to be cheated, and then rank them in order. The first and the last, the second and the second to last, and group them like this. So rank them, rank them, rank them in the order you have in your mind. I think the first girl is Ram, who will not be cheated. Why is that true? That’s true. Then the second girl, I think Xiaoniu is right, and the third is tied for third. The two of them, and we are tied for the last and the last , and Xiaozhuang is second. So , how are we divided into two groups in the end ? It’s you two, me, and Xiaotao , and the three of you agree to a new grouping. The three of us, right? Okay, okay , no problem . Why is it so interesting? Actually, it ‘s not that every day, it’s just these few . Give people some freshness . It’s not that I’ll be tired taking two girls who are most easily deceived. Or you three go to one place and we four go to one place and be done with it. That’s better. Why not? Girls can’t always play with girls. Are you afraid of falling in love? If so, we will adopt the old black and white method. Don’t, I just proposed that you disagree. I don’t disagree , but you want to . I really want to be in a group with you. Okay , I actually do, but think about it. If I’m in a group with the two of them, is he willing? He can do it too. He said, ” Okay? ” Let me see if there are other answers. Agree . He doesn’t want to. He doesn’t want to. Don’t we all take turns. We need some friendship . CP. Who is the old CP? Who is the old CP? It ‘s not He Jiang, you should talk less. What you say is all explosive points. Preview. This part must be previewed. Nanjing local blogger Xiao Hou once said that when the music plays, pigeons will appear. It ‘s quite beautiful. Don’t mention the umbrella . This one doesn’t have this thing . Feed the pigeons. Go to the music stand to feed the pigeons . Is there any more on top? Sell it. It’s only two bags for ten yuan. Auntie, five bags here for ten yuan. We’ll talk about it later. It’s expensive inside. Why bother to buy the expensive ones ? There may not be pigeons. The music stand is the pigeon. How much is ten yuan? Is it expensive? Ten yuan, four bags for twenty yuan, ten yuan , ten yuan, eight bags for ten yuan Five bags of money, Auntie will give you five bags. Come on, five bags, five bags , already five bags. See, five bags, already five bags . Okay , take another five yuan and add a little more. Do you want it ? Is that enough? Enough, one bag per person. Pigeons can’t eat too much. We just bought the one to feed the pigeons. Last time, the photographer lady told me not to buy it because it can’t be fed and it doesn’t eat much. When I came just now, I waved my hand. I thought you wouldn’t buy it. He was attracted when he came up. Xiaoxian is now the number one here. I don’t believe that he will be deceived . The ranking is very accurate. The ranking is very accurate. I think it will eat what I feed. OK, Xiao Niu called me on video and said that the two of us got lost and came to make trouble again. Guess what we are doing? The two of them went to look for the three of you. Who of them left ? Zero people believed it . It’s not true. Look at us. Look, look, it’s just the two of us . We are in this rain. It’s not collapsing. All of it is collapsing. He Jiang, are you crazy ? What is he doing ? What’s wrong with him? It’s okay. He hit someone else’s boat. He Jiang is really hard to lead. It’s really hard to lead . It ‘s hard to lead. We are okay. We are okay in the front. We are very safe and keep N with us. The distance of meters is as if we don’t know each other. That’s right, because you two didn’t come. If I had known, I would have changed. I wouldn’t have told you first. We are leaving. Okay, then I’ll hang up. Bye. Be safe. Bye. I just bought five bags for ten yuan. This bag is one yuan. Ten yuan can buy ten bags . Is this for sale here? Let me see what your bag looks like. It’s sold out. Is that right? No, we are professionals. This is sold by scalpers. There are more than this . Yes, Xiaoxian, you see , you have been cheated by second-hand experience. This is bigger than that and the quantity is also large. Let’s go. There are so many people , beautiful girls and babies. Do you need to take pictures? Free trial shoot, no thanks. How much is it to take one? How much is it to take one ? No , I don’t have money. Choose as many photos as you want. Choose as many as you want and try as many as you want. If you are not satisfied, just leave . We need to bid at a starting price. If she is not satisfied, she can just leave .
No need to bid at a starting price. Let’s go shopping first. If she is not satisfied , we will go shopping first. We don’t need to queue up now . We need to queue up in a while. It will rain soon. You see, the filming has started here. We can’t film in a while . Everything here has to stop. Try it. You see, you will have the second time soon. Okay, then we will come to find you later. Try it first. You must find me . There are pigeons. You can try to feed your food. The pigeons may not pay any attention to me. We have to walk forward. What if something happens? Then we will go there and go downstairs to find the pigeons. Okay, come on, one bag each. Thank you, Xiaozhuang. I have never fed it. Will it peck at people? It will peck . It should be okay if you use the palm of your hand. You have to take the initiative to find it. Will it really eat? Take the initiative to socialize. Take the initiative to socialize It came and it didn’t eat, but ate my little white one. It’s so smart , right? It’s so smart, it can eat, it will eat. I will feed you, little white one. No wonder you are fat. Do they eat? Is it true or not?
Will they eat from your hands? Come , look at how its tail is blown up like a badminton. It seems like why He Jiang spread his tail and puffed out his chest. It has been following that one, just like that. Put it here after you finish speaking . They don’t come to our hands. You have to keep your hand there long enough , then it will think you are not a thing . It thinks it thinks you are not a thing . What is our mission? Come and take pictures to see if you can capture the feeling. You can start taking pictures, right? You just hold an umbrella like this and put it in your pockets. Or what?
Our mission is to take pictures, right? Just to see if we can take good-looking pictures. Actually, it’s okay. You really can’t say that. Look, this picture is very powerful, right? It’s perfect. It looks like I am that thing . Or let’s go over there to take the pictures, because Xiao Hou took the pictures there . Okay, let’s go. Xiao Hou is here. Where did he take the pictures? Here, it ‘s shot with multiple cameras. The least worrying thing about taking pictures here is the posture . You If you don’t have any poses, just go down and take a glance. What is this? Let me try . Don’t move . I want to check in. A photo of his same style. How is his scarf tied? The scarf is tied like this. I know you tie it and I tie it, and then it’s like this. Right, right, absolutely correct. Okay , Ram, these photos are all very beautiful. This one is not bad. This one is good-looking. This one is good-looking. This one is very authentic to Xiao Hou’s. Xiao Hou, a local blogger in Nanjing, also said that the train goes to the north where there is snow and your steam train . Look at Xiao Hou’s picture and text. The small train is really beautiful here. Is it below? Is it really here? It’s because we came at the wrong time, mainly because it’s cloudy today. Let me take another look. It’s too cloudy . Is it in front ? Look at the sunset by yourself. Mainly, there is no sunset , right? I think it’s the wrong time and the weather is wrong. How about we look for it again? You can look forward and look forward. But there is this in his post. You can take a photo very similar to this angle. It’s cloudy today. If there are white clouds, it will be. What angle did he take this photo from? It’s this angle. Awesome , right ? Really? I don’t believe what equipment was used to take this photo. I’d like to know what equipment was used to edit it. Let’s try editing the photo. It’s mainly because of the weather. I think it looks pretty good this way , but it’s a different style. This one is a bit gray. Right, Xiao Hou, is this the carriage? It should be, but why do I remember that the platform above it says “two ” ? Let’s
get on the train. Let’s get on. Let’s go. Let’s sit here. How about we come on ? I’ll come directly. Even the color of their clothes is exactly the same. Let ‘s see who will win. There happens to be this tree there. So handsome , so handsome. Don’t smile , be sad , very sad. Xiao Niu, please lower your head slightly. You two are playing this game now, right? He also has this one, which one is the sad one? This is so cool. I really can’t play this game if you two try. I really can’t play this game if you two try. It ‘s really cool , really cool. Show it to Xiao Hou tonight. He loses miserably. Is there anything else to shoot? He held his head and cried. This was just shot. Come on, you two come here, I ‘ll do it. You open that notebook. You let Zhu Zhu take the picture. Why can’t Xiao Niu take it ? I’ll go find Xiao Niu . Why? The first one should be this angle. I feel like this is a bit of a win. I’ve won. I’ve won. I’ve raised my head again . It’s so cool. I won’t watch the next drama even if you’re not in it. It’s really cool. Go in through the car window . Open that. Let the child take a happy picture. This one. Okay . Come on . Wait a minute. How did the doctor do it? Come on,
how to do it, come on, this is a little hard to shoot , so scary, so scary, okay, we are not here today to prove whether Xiao Hou’s story is true or not. In fact, the weather today is not very good, but so many people can come. I think this place is still feasible. I think it has the atmosphere of rainy days and sunny days. It’s just that it is really difficult to take pictures with a mobile phone. The only reason we may be second-hand experience is that some people on the Internet will adjust the filter very heavily . Yes , it is possible that our filter is indeed adjusted very heavily , so we may feel that it is not so green or not so bright, but because of the post-filter and me I have seen this music station before. Why I always wanted to come here is because many people took very beautiful photos here . Many of them were standing on this stage facing that place with many pigeons flying next to it. I thought the stage was huge and it was very, very big. But I found out that most of the people who came to this place came to take pictures. Yes, that’s for sure. Basically 95% of them came to take beautiful pictures . But if they didn’t come to take pictures, there would be very few people. It’s quite touching, I think . But this is also influenced by this secondary experience. Everyone thinks it’s beautiful here, so they all come here. Check in, but I think photos can tell stories , right? That’s what I really want to see. Photos that tell stories, not just photos taken for the sake of that moment. Should I give them a call and ask them what they are doing ? Okay, you can call me . My phone is running out of battery. My phone is running out of battery. Who should I call ? Niu Niu or Zhu Zhu? He called me. I didn’t say I wanted to call him. He called you. Then you call Zhu Zhu. I didn’t say it was you who mentioned it . If you don’t call, who will call me? I’ll call Xiao Jiang. Who is this? Zhu Zhu changed his avatar, right? Why did he change his avatar? Zhu Helin, really? What does this mean? What does this mean? My phone is running out of battery . No, what are you doing? You called but no one answered . You guys are calling Who should I give you to fight ? Fight that Xiao Niu. I want to explode . Then you fight Niu. I want to explode. No, it’s not like this. I’ll fight Xiao Jiang and you fight Xiao Niu. Let’s be safe . You fight. This doesn’t mean anything. They are punching in the same photo of the doctor. They are punching in. They are punching in the same photo of the doctor . Then I want to say that we have already finished punching in. Now you have a handle in my hand. Please be nice to me, okay? Do you dare to hold a knife without a handle ? What does it mean? What knife? But I didn’t hold it . Don’t worry, brother, I will keep the secret for you. Does it hurt ? What’s the matter? I found a little secret. You actually told the secret . I’m so curious, I want to know too. Is it okay? It’s nothing, brother . Don’t come . Fight. Today, we feel that this is different from what we expected when we came here . Do you think it is different from what we expected ? I think there is no difference . The only difference is the weather. Maybe you want to make a video call, right? They are shooting the same video . Why don’t you make a call too ? Call anyone
. You can call anyone at random . I can use my phone to log in to your WeChat and call Niu. What else do you want? Otherwise, you can use your phone to take my Alipay password. I can also give you my bank card. That ’s great. I can use my phone to log in to your WeChat and call Niu , but Niu doesn’t answer . The four of us are clowns. This is why I have no fun . The other party didn’t respond. I always thought that the other party didn’t agree. I am very good at confusing the words before and after. Zhuang Ruming has called me like this before. It ’s very embarrassing. Many times , I called everyone in reverse and said to them, what does this mean? Zhuang Mingru, you will find that even if the order of the words is like this, you won’t notice it. But you just said that the inspection inquiry was wrong , but this is what it means . Zhu Zhu called me, Zhu Zhu , where’s your phone? I didn’t see it. You guys are great, it didn’t ring. What’s going on ? What are you doing? We’re sitting here, take a look. It’s a very cloudy day here, it’s so bright and you can’t see Xiaojing’s anti-peep screen at all . Let me see it for you, yes, let me see it for him, you can’t see it at all . It ‘s okay, sorry, I didn’t get your call just now, it’s okay, what are you doing now? We ‘re sitting here, what are you doing? We’re getting ready to eat. What are you eating? Let me show you a look. Okay, you guys, please be good . We must eat today. We have exceeded the task . We have also completed the task . The four of us have completed the task . It’s okay. The environment is great , great, very beautiful. Zhu Zhu, Xiao Niu said, ” What’s wrong with us? I was bitten by a mosquito. What should I do? Look at this. What kind of insect bite is this? I was bitten too . Where did I go? Where did I go? Here, who else was bitten ? He was also bitten and bruised . They were all bitten. Is there any medicine? Can I get some medicine for you at home? Okay , there’s iodine. Let’s go to eat. You guys eat well. Bye, goodbye, goodbye , Liu Zhongxian, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye , goodbye, Okay, then let’s do this. What are you doing? What’s going on ? I just thought I spit on him and the ant ended up getting into his eyes. I want to say, just now, Xiang Ru Yi Mo and Shuang Ru Yi Mo, don’t provoke him anymore, I want to protect him. This time I am his soldier now, and you are also a soldier. It ‘s just a small secret . Let’s go quickly, let’s go back to find He Jiang, we want to eat, we also want to have a big meal. This fish is so tender, and this pickled cabbage is delicious. I think this place is completely very , I even think it exceeded my expectations . It’s great. In fact, we can take a picture and text to expose fakes, but I think this place is completely unexceptionable. It ‘s really great and difficult to expose fakes. And it’s actually no different from the picture. It’s just because of the weather. Yes, if you have to find fault, it’s that this train is “dead” and can’t go to the north. If you have to find fault, it can’t move. Yes, it is probably to express the author’s longing for us, to express the author’s feelings of missing his friends, yes, the deep attachment to his friends. Overall , it’s really great, everything is great , and the food smells so good, but I really feel like I was stupid before. Is Xiao Jing there? Are you two there? What are you two playing? He’s playing games, not WaWa. I’m very good at WaWa. You asked her, she ‘s very good at WaWa. I was very good at WaWa. That day I fought four people at once , and I used your computer. You don’t know, one against four. I was very good that day . What does your little expression mean? Eight hundred expressions in one minute. Do you want to eat crayfish? I ‘m feeling better. Come on, you ordered crayfish. I just ate it, but you just ate it yesterday and the day before yesterday. I seem to have been eating crayfish these two days.
Come on, you eat first. Did I eat it all over your face? Your mouth is swollen. No, your face and mouth are swollen , as if you had lip augmentation surgery. Is there anything red here? Acting cute is just for the sake of acting cute. No, I think it ‘s just to highlight that place so that you can see this place . Okay , the way he tried to defend himself was so funny, but today we are like this. I really feel that some guides and some actually look fake , but it’s still easy to be deceived. It’s easy to believe those things. Why is that ? Is it that kind of people whose curiosity is too strong ? It’s like that sentence, no matter what I say, I have to taste the saltiness of shit. I think it’s mainly because Nowadays, people get too much information in a fragmented way , so they are not willing to spend a long time searching for it. You might just take a look and then this is good, I collected it, yes , it makes sense, yes, instead of saying that I need a long time, I will spend a long time to confirm what I am like, yes , a very big plan, a long time, a plan. I got cheated as soon as I got off the car today, yes, this is worth talking about, this is really worth talking about, second-hand experience, this is not second-hand experience, I think this is pure cheating , what is it? Pure cheating, you said, because there were pigeons up there and I wanted to buy some feed to feed the pigeons , and it seemed to be five bags for ten yuan, and I bargained with her and asked if eight bags for ten yuan was okay, but she said no, this feed is very good, so I bought five bags , and then less than two hundred meters ahead there was a stall selling ten bags for ten yuan , then I have to say , and the quantity is even larger than that one, I was very angry , and it was sold by the official, not by a street stall , or it was sold by the official, this is pure cheating , pure cheating , really pure cheating , you know the key is mainly Xiaoxian, he was cheated once and didn’t give up. When we were about to end, someone said to take a photo, Xiaoxian followed directly I followed her directly because I promised her before. She said that if the photos are not good, she would not charge me. She said that if the photos are not good, she would not charge me. But how can such words be believed now ? She asked me, “Are you Liu Zhongxia?” She asked me, “She said she wanted to take a photo for me. Liu Zhongxia, really?” She said, “You are that Liu Zhongxia, Liu Zhongxia. ” Then you must be Zhu Yulin, right ? I’m sorry, I said the same thing to him. It’s not what he said, it ‘s not what I said. It’s definitely what you said , it’s definitely what he said , it ‘s not what I said . I am the one who received the message. No, it’s definitely what he said. I swear, it’s definitely what he said. I am the one who received the message. I swear , otherwise my name is Liu Zhongxia, and I am the one who received the message. I said, “Is it so interesting? ” It’s crazy . “Jiang Rousi” is crazy. Zhuang Ming “Ru” says something every day . “Let’s play it this way, right? No one can escape. ” What kind of fake information do you usually see on the Internet ? It ‘s fake. It feels like it’s not fake with filters. It may be true, but it will be more or only tell you a part, or weaken a certain part, deliberately emphasize a part , the kind that cuts off the beginning and the end, right? But what I hate most is that kind of title The title party is like this niche place actually has a sea of tulips. He used the word “sea of flowers” and it really is a sea. Then there’s a little bit of something. Is this Nanjing? I thought it was Sweden. Right? There are other must-visit places. If you don’t come, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Must-visit places in your life. We were quite satisfied with our visit today. Very satisfied . He said he would take you to produce photos, right? Ninety-eight photos are so many . You guys are too “abnormal” to take photos. Maybe ninety-eight photos for all of us added up. So many crazy photos. When will Zhu Zhu take ninety-eight photos for me ? The work we completed together, I tell you, although she didn’t take photos of you , she mentioned you everywhere, Xiaojing, you don’t know that she never took ninety-eight photos of me today. I’m jealous . I’m going to delete it. Zhu Zhu is going “crazy”, you all , you all “crazy”, how “crazy”? You said Zhu Zhu is generous, I have n’t taken ninety-eight photos for you, you definitely haven’t taken ninety-eight photos for me, you took ninety-eight photos for me, and nine hundred and ninety-nine photos for you, how could that be? Brother, every time you take a photo, you only take one photo and then hold up your phone, it’s okay, don’t you want to eat some lobster or Huadiao? Do you want to eat it? I’ll peel some for you. Who is it? Thank you, Zhu Zhu. I was about to say something but I held it back. They are chatting on WeChat. Chatting with you. I’m comparing things. I’m convinced that every time you take a photo of me , you play with your phone while taking the photo. I say you , bye . Let’s talk later. I’ll compete with you later. It’s so funny. Do you two have a debate every day? We don’t talk in private . How could I not take 98 photos of you? I’m really convinced, brother . I’m really convinced. I’m so mad at you for taking photos of me every time. Forget it, I don’t want to talk. I’m so angry. Choose one chocolate I don’t want to eat. You eat the last one . It’s okay. I won’t eat it. You eat it. I really don’t like food that is too sweet. Have you eaten this before? Have you eaten this before? It’s over. I ‘m starting to check my boss’s Moments now. I just saw a lot of similar examples on the Internet, which are second-hand experiences . They said that when they saw fruit, two fruits mixed together will have a different taste. I’ve also seen this kind of thing . I ‘m curious, but I haven’t seen it. Have you seen it? Do you want to try it? I think so. I’m hungry. I’ll go get the takeaway. It just arrived. What did you order? You ordered fruit. It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m fine, sorry I was too harsh on you just now. I’m fine. I’m a little exaggerated. It’s my fault. It’s okay. I was a little exaggerated. I was in a bad mood just now. We can try it. I saw on the Internet that two kinds of fruits will taste different when put together. You ordered so many of these fruits. Did you only order fruits? Yes, because I saw it said that you can also search for cucumber plus apple equals cantaloupe. You searched too fast. Where is pineapple? Pineapple, apple plus orange equals kiwi. I want to eat this kiwi. I also want to try this winter date plus banana. It tastes like fart. Then we 4 0 4 eight people collectively got food poisoning and went to the hospital. Avocado dipped in soy sauce is salmon. Who wants to try it? I want to eat avocado with soy sauce, but actually salmon tastes like soy sauce . Which one is chocolate? Blueberries and grapes . Grapes and peanuts. I’ll give you a bite of chocolate. You are not allowed to look. Just close your eyes and eat it. Eat it up in your mouth. You are “sick” This is chocolate. You can act with me for a while. Who is this? Xiao Hou , Xiao Hou , close your eyes , close your eyes , come here, look up, I’ll pour it for you. It’s a bit too much . Try it, but you can vaguely taste grapes. What else? Guess what ? What’s the other one with grapes ? What with grapes tastes like chocolate. Okay, Dr. Niu has to do experiments after work . Is this Hou Shoucheng? Hello , hello . She hasn’t tried it yet. Do you want to try it first ? Close your eyes, close your eyes and give Zhu Zhu this. Close your eyes and open your mouth. You feed her. I ‘ll feed her. She’s done eating, right? Chew and feel its taste. Feel its taste. She actually told her the brand. You’re great. Did you taste the chocolate too? Yes, the taste of chocolate, right? Come and send it to us. “Iron Watermelon” and I’m going to post the correct answer to one of you now . Okay, now put down your phones , starting with He Jiang , the iron head, the iron head number two . It was the time of the Crusades . The helmets they wore were so visible through the hole and could prevent thorns , so they were called “iron watermelons”. Number three , you are fake. Number four, the watermelon grown in the iron shed is fake. I don’t believe what you said. Its stem is very hard. Sorry, Xiao Niu , I passed this one. I really didn’t make it up . This adjective of mine describes a person with a wooden head. “Iron watermelon” or a big head means a stupid image. Everyone choose the correct one. Three, two, one, vote for Xiaoxian. He spoke too truthfully. Although Xiaotao won, Xiaotao is fake . I sent it to Xiaozhuang. It generally refers to the gourd tree, but he didn’t say it. Big brother, what are you doing? It ‘s okay. He may not understand the rules very well . It’s not that I heard them talking more and more outrageous. I have the correct answer here. I laughed . The next word is “horse teeth”. Everyone pick up your phones. I’m going to give you I have sent a message. Hold it, everyone, put down your phones. Start with you. Wait a minute. Don’t start with me. It ‘s okay to start with me . It’s the tooth of the mammoth. The tooth of the mammoth. Xiaozhuang children’s food is the kind of food that students eat in their school days. Ram . It is the name of a flower. Zhu Zhu . It is too easy to tell whether it is real or fake. Road curb. Li Yueru. The name of an ancient building. The name of an architectural form. Xiaojing . An adjective to describe a person . After making a joke, yes, and then smiling slightly, revealing two large front teeth, and then like little horse teeth. You are really, my god, yes , it describes this person as being very mean and likes to joke with friends. He Jiang. The child has good horse teeth. The child has teeth that grow on the teeth. I think it is the teeth that have just started to grow, and then it is that feeling. Can we vote now? Then in this round, if the first round The one who cast the incorrect vote, let’s continue playing . Three, two, one, four, six, four, six is correct, right? It was He Jiang who said first that he was looking forward to what I just said. The yellow spots on the teeth are the teeth of children and babies. Then, they grow yellow spots. After the yellow spots grow, they think that they are teeth, so they are called horse teeth. You explain it again . The earliest stone tablet that humans could see before actually had a horse painted on it, but there were no teeth underneath it . But what was buried underneath was a tooth. A tooth was buried, but after it was dug out, it was found through DNA testing that it was the same as the DNA of the mammoth’s hair, so it is also called horse teeth. Xiaozhuang in Guangxi eats three yuan a bowl. Three yuan a bowl. Sorry, I haven’t finished yet. Okay, you continue. He just said that it was a snack for children. Right, now you say three yuan a bowl. Right, because it is that kind of, it is similar to that kind of jelly The big jelly package costs three yuan a bowl. The shape is like that big jelly. It is the kind of plastic packaging. The one at the bottom of the bowl is the packaging. Why is it called horse teeth? Its name is horse teeth. How do I know why it is called horse teeth ? The next one is the name of a flower . Then why is this flower called horse teeth ? Because don’t laugh. When you see him smile, everyone is fake. In the end, the yellow spots on his child’s teeth are real. What are you laughing at? You have been driven “crazy” . Come on, Ram, it will only bloom on cloudy days , and its shape is very similar to that of a horse. This is the part with the mouth and nose, so it is called horse teeth. Zhu Zhu, road teeth, road teeth. This is something I made up. This is when he is done being mean and then he smiles and shows his two front teeth. Then the person on the opposite side will think you are very humorous. Keep voting. I want to explain why I voted for one. Do you know how to explain? Please explain. I suddenly thought of the word “牙” in “木虫”. Isn’t it a “马”? The word “木虫” in “木虫” is a “虫” in “主虫” (a main word for insect). The numbers one and four next to the word ” 虫” (insect) are the winners at the same time , but the real answer is who you say it is. The correct answer is who is who. Who is it? It ‘s really you . I guessed it right, right? I guessed it right. What is Ma Ya ? I ‘m not here. What do you think of my social platform today ? Those places in Nanjing or other places that I posted. Do you have any places you particularly want to go ? I think the train station has been planted with people. The train station is really great . In fact , on the surface, a person who may be very perfect on the Internet may actually be considered an excellent person by others since childhood . But sometimes, there is an invisible force that forces me to study or become better . Now that I have grown up, I feel that this invisible force may come more from myself . Because compared to many people, I may have fewer ways out in life or future development . If I don’t do well in my studies , I may really not be able to find a good job in the future . So I feel that this invisible force is actually pushing myself forward. I hope that the road ahead will be better. Becoming better means that everyone may see a perfect personality, but I am actually not a very perfect person . Yes , you have already completed it, it is already great , very great. Everyone is not perfect, but you are already very great. Yes , yes, thank you everyone. In fact , I think those bloggers on the Internet are non-profit in nature. The pictures or something they posted actually hope that everyone will think that I went to a very beautiful place today and I took very beautiful pictures . Yes
, I hope everyone will think that I am happy today. I did not go to a very bad place today. In fact, it is also to present the best side to everyone . In fact, I did not deliberately mislead everyone . Yes, it is like this , and to some extent , it is also the direction of my own efforts. Thank you , thank you for your encouragement. I can only say that if it were me, if I were not so great one day , I hope everyone could tolerate me , and I can imagine that you will create a very sunny and happy image on the Internet. The puppy is sunny and happy , that is this kind of “Yang Yang”. Let’s post it in the Friends group . Post it in the Friends group. Okay, “Hehehe”, post it in the Friends group quickly. Although you understand my fragility , please don’t expose me easily. I definitely won’t expose you, Xiao Niu. Someone told me the truth today. I felt a little sad when I heard you say that you are always deceived . “Horse-drawn Sleigh” is an Iron Man and another Iron Man, that is Ram. It is Ram ‘s turn. Although we may not be as perfect as those in the filters , I hope we can become more mature people in the future. I also hope that you can give us more time. I hope that we can both have the ability to communicate rationally and perceive each other. Are you feeling better today? Teacher Ram, are you feeling better today? Much better. “Cold Spirit” It is your dereliction of duty to ask this question. Are you feeling better today? Are you feeling better today? I have always been fine. Why didn’t anyone ask me ? I coughed like that yesterday. Are you feeling better today? You are fine today. I look much better today. Zhu Zhu, are you feeling better today? Not bad. How about Xiao Tao ? What’s wrong? Are you feeling better today? Better, very good. No matter what happens to everyone today, I hope you all feel better . What does it mean that everyone feels better? Everyone feels better. Is this difficult to understand? Everyone feels better. Everyone feels better . I understand. “Smile at the World” “Smiling at the World” She is “Smiling at the World” The whole world knows that she is “Smiling at the World” to Xiao Niu , and Ram is “Horse-drawn Sleigh” and Xiaozhuang is “Wrong, Wrong, Wrong” Do you know what I like to watch the most? I like to watch people like you who are self-righteous. Are you sleepy? Everyone is so sleepy. Then let’s go to bed. Good night, everyone. Good night, everyone .