徐志胜重新定义’小香风’，徐志胜：大家不用急着追赶时尚，因为时尚的后腿被我拖住了！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
It’s getting lively. The first person to come on stage is the well-known second-generation demolition man . As you all know, he has cooperated with Zhisheng to start a business again in the past few years , and finally created an interesting business joke. Applause, welcome Xiaokuai , the manager of the Flowering Club. Hello, everyone. I am Xiaokuai. I opened a club called Flowering Talk Show last year, so what is my current identity ? (Manager) Capitalist . Now I can make a profit of negative 120,000 every month . Soon I will become a minority among capitalists. How to talk about proletarian capitalists ? In fact, I didn’t expect to lose so much money at the beginning. Because you also know I have a partner named Xu Zhisheng. The idea at that time was very simple. With his fame and my ability, this is not a funny point . How could you lose money? Later, Xu Zhisheng was also very surprised and said, “Brother, I didn’t expect your ability to exceed my fame.” Many people don’t understand why we lose money, because we can have more than 200 audiences for each performance in a theater with 1,200 people. The actor glanced at the audience seats backstage and said, “Brother, this performance is obviously organized by you, because the audience sits in small pieces.” The one with the small block said no, why don’t you change the name? I said then let’s change it to the big block. Why was there a big block empty for the second performance ? Later I changed my mind and moved to a theater with 200 seats . This time it was good and I could sell 40 tickets. Xu Zhisheng also asked me how the ticket sales were going. I said that the ticket sales ratio had increased. He said that it could make money. I said that it depends on how you calculate it. This month I lost 100,000 , but last month I lost 120,000. that theoretically they made 20,000 yuan. He said it could still be calculated that way. I had to explain to him that making money is relative , just like speed . He said, but the speed at which you lose money is absolutely fast. I said, “Little fast, little fast.” I also asked many friends what the problem with our club was . Some said that I don’t know how to promote, some said that I don’t know how to operate, and some said that you second-generation demolition workers shouldn’t start a business. Finally, someone said that Xu Zhisheng also had a problem. I said, “Tell me more about it . ” He said that Xu Zhisheng doesn’t know how to find a partner. You know, if one person says there is a problem with me, it may be his problem, but if so many people say there is a problem with me , it must be their problem because after all, they have never been bosses. I actually want to Implement some truly effective ways to make money like a real boss. Overtime, salary cuts, and layoffs can be effective in minutes. Why don’t I do this? Men should have dignity. I’m a Beijing kid and I have to be worthy of myself in everything I do. So later I consulted a very successful boss , Great Master from Changsha. I told him that I wanted to make money and also wanted to have dignity . What should I do? He said, don’t worry. The next day, he flew from Changsha to Shenzhen and brought me a solution. He bought me a Pixiu from Yuelu Mountain. I felt very complicated at the time. You said he was unreliable. Someone came all the way from Changsha to carry this 20-pound Pixiu and handed it to me. You said he was reliable. What were you thinking about putting the God of Wealth in the office ? Is it my fault? I told Great Master, no, I don’t believe you . You just parachuted in an employee in the same position. He said this is called introducing a competitive mechanism to stimulate the team’s potential . I said, “No wonder he can make money and use scientific management theology.” I thought it made a lot of sense at the time, so I quickly bought a golden toad, a lucky cat, and a fortune tree, all of which were placed on my desk. There are now fights between gods in our office every day, so I have no place to work and can only work in the aisle. Our colleague who passed by there was still a domineering president. Later, a local friend in Shenzhen told me that if you want to turn things around, it’s useless to engage in these feudal superstitions. You have to take your business license, official seal, and ID card to Shenzhen Metro Line 5. There is a “turnaround” station. You can turn things around when you get off there. I said, “Feudal superstitions are useless, and you have to engage in infrastructure superstitions, right?” But I think this is not right, because think about it, even if I get off there and really turn things around, I have to go to the opposite side to take the bus to come back, which is not Have you made a comeback? I traveled a long way to play tricks there. My buddy said that since you lost money, your vision has become much smaller. Why don’t you just take a taxi back? That month I lost more than 100 yuan in taxi fare, but I still gained something because when I got off the car , I saw the advertisements of Xu Zhisheng and Hu Lan. They asked me if I needed funds for turnover. Wasn’t that the right person to ask? I knew at a glance that I could still make money. In fact, I was also reflecting on why the club failed so badly. It is because this society has too single standard for judging success, which covers up the brilliance of many human beings. I tell you that I just see that everyone today is a knowledgeable person. I sincerely share this with you. As for entrepreneurship, don’t just look at it from the perspective of investment. If you look at it from the perspective of consumption, you will see how dazzling I am. Last year In 2017, I spent 8 social insurances and one housing fund, hired 109 actors, performed 209 shows, treated guests to 365 meals, flew 396 high-speed trains, and stayed in hotels for 406 nights. I spent more than 1 million yuan and boosted 5 industries. How can this be considered a loss ? Isn’t this a micro-regulation of the macro-economy ? And let’s be honest, a rich man with more than 1 million yuan just buys a sports car, right ? To please himself , but I bought a carriage that pulls the national economy. What kind of visible hand Isn’t it just this one do I rely on? On many nights after the performances, I sat in the theater and thought about my overall view, so I opened a bottle of national liquor, Old Village Chief, to celebrate. Real pure grain liquor tastes good and does not make you drunk , making life happier. As a Beijing kid, we must first live up to ourselves. If I am happy, you in the carriage will be happier. And I also know And I also know that to be honest, when it comes to making money, I really can’t rank in the talk show circle . But when it comes to spending money, they can’t catch up with me even if they add up . I tell you, many talk show hosts that is still working hard to make money want to buy a house and set up a small family . I have already sold my house to build the country. And I also know that this society actually has a deep stereotype of us second-generation entrepreneurs. They think that we are arrogant and incompetent, stupid and have a lot of money. They say that our unearned wealth will be wasted through hard work . I tell you ? This is what Tsinghua and Peking University that it is narrow-minded . Everyone must understand one thing. Only when people like us start businesses can this money flow to all walks of life and finally achieve common prosperity. You know, you are a little scared by my vision. Others started from scratch, but we started from scratch, are doing in this society you know , and remember , don’t encourage those elite entrepreneurs. What good is the entrepreneurship of those people in Columbia ? Think carefully about what PUA (mind control) is. Wasn’t the 996 voluntary overtime to reduce costs and increase efficiency. all researched by these people? It’s impossible for me to research these things because I was eliminated from the bottom in the college entrance examination. How should I put it? I ‘ve been through the rain, brother. I tell you that ordinary people can be scheming, but you can’t beat these elites. Now look at me making plans. Xu Zhisheng went to Hualien for a performance. I sold all the tickets for 480 yuan at 180 yuan, and I didn’t even realize it until the audience sent me a private message. I’m so generous. Xu Zhisheng came and gave a 70% discount . I don’t think it’s me who’s generous. Thanks to the country for enjoying a million yuan in subsidies in advance. So remember, in the future, whether you meet us, the second-generation entrepreneurs in life or on the Internet Don’t make fun of him , ironically , you should encourage and support us. You should give us a banner if you have nothing to do . On the banner are four big words: Benefit the country and the people. You can applaud. I tell you how funny this article is. I really dare not say it , but I dare say that this is the article with the highest gold content among all the articles you have read today. I carefully calculated that 1 word is 500 yuan. Let me say 4,000 yuan in the end. Thank you. Home, I’m Xiaokuai. The countdown to locking the tickets. Applause again for Xiaokuai. Thank you everyone . Why did you come back and say this? There is no solution. The only way is to get involved yourself. There is no other way. Yes , and it’s also because Xu Zhisheng talked about your cooperation on this stage last season . I also have something I want to achieve this season . He said a lot of things, right? He processed them a little too much. This is a deeply processed talk show, you know? You are clarifying the talk show. To me, this is the original flavor. It’s too shameless. Have you ever thought about opening those stores in Sydney ? I went to Sydney to perform a while ago. I felt that the ticket sales were not very good. . It’s okay Sydney will definitely make a fortune. Congratulations on your wealth. I didn’t expect that someone would support my broken joke. Thank you, Xiaokuai . Thank you. Finally someone supported my joke. Thank you. I think this is his most interesting and very good performance. It is indeed a special life experience that touched him deeply. After that, he was able to practice very good jokes, but I will have some I actually agree with your opinion that you can talk about the internal jokes of a certain occasion , but if the number of times is a bit too many, I think you can cut it a little bit because you have to cut a lot. I think if you can end it before the end about 30 seconds to a minute, it will be a particularly bright moment. There is a little stretch afterwards. I personally think that a little stretch is very pertinent. Thank you. I think the angle of the work is very beautiful , and the performance is also very relaxing . The whole feeling is very pleasant, but it may be because I worry too much about the business and may not invest enough in the work, so the overall thing is quite fun and just stops at being quite fun. So you know that with the development to this point, my blessing to Xiaokuai now is not to wish him a smooth promotion, but to wish the Kaihua Club to turn losses into profits in 2025. Thank you again for Xiaokuai’s performance. This friend who is about to PK with Xiaokuai has seen his acting skills this year. He is a very abstract hero who is full of loopholes and is a chivalrous hero. Applause to welcome Xu Zhisheng, the happy little star . Hello, everyone. I’m Zhisheng. Let’s talk about Xiao Kuai first. He’s too shameless. I bought a horse carriage that pulls the economy. Who’s the horse? He’s worth 500 yuan for each word. Then I realized that I accounted for 250 yuan in it. To make matters worse, I was rejected by the entertainment industry again this year. I originally wanted to win the Golden Rooster Award, but ended up winning a talk show. To be honest, when I come back to do talk shows now , it’s like you’re in college and someone calls you back to say you’re going to take the college entrance examination. You know, I’m really not that good at it. When I see my classmates again, I feel desperate because they are all repeaters. Last year’s top scorer is here again. But doing talk shows is a particularly good thing . It makes me feel worthy of it. Otherwise, it’s hard for me to accept that I’m already the spokesperson for Semir’s men’s clothing brand. You know, I really have nothing to do with fashion. I mainly wear clothes based on smell. If they don’t smell good, I can wear them. Sometimes I can wear bolder clothes with a little smell . I call my style of dressing Chanel style, which is fashionable. Don’t talk about wearing clothes. I don’t understand what you hear now. How come there are so many colors in fashion now ? Dopamine , macarons , Maillard, what are these? It was so good before. There were only 7 colors , 7 colors. I can’t recognize two of them. And who would have thought that Maillard is a color? When I first heard it, I thought it was an international situation. I said, what is the United States doing with Germany again? But fashion is sometimes too bold, too bold. Once I went to shoot a magazine. They prepared a suit for me but not a shirt. They asked me to go without a bra. I was anxious at the time. I said, this kind of clothes is for those double doors. What are you going to show with my anti-theft door, right? Other people wear this kind of clothes to show their lines. My lines are all connected into a surface. I put it on to show my noodles . But really , they encouraged me to say that fashion must break through to be bold. I went in and changed my clothes. I found that I had broken through . Fashion didn’t prevent me , but I did wear the effect of a bra because everyone was suffocating . The costume designer started to apologize to me, saying, “I’m sorry, Teacher Zhisheng. I didn’t expect when you wear it. This will be the effect it. Originally, this dress was elegant, but it happened to you. Do you know what kind of effect they told me at the time ? They told me that they felt it. Harassment So you all know how much I cherished this opportunity when the brand approached me. When I had nothing to do, I would recite their slogan at home . I said that whatever I wore was Semir . I was there and I was wearing everything in Shandong dialect. I was wearing Semir. At that time, they asked me to be the spokesperson for a down jacket . At the beginning, they told me that they hoped to use my inner self to show the inner self of this down jacket . I said how to show it . After that, I found it was very simple. They directly asked me to play the role of a down jacket and pasted those feathers all over my body. , and then you will show your face You know, I looked at my furry self at that time and said, I am endorsing a fur . At that time, that photo was posted all over the street. It ’s true that although there was only one photo of a down jacket , everyone knew what I was promoting at a glance, because anyone who saw the photo would say, ” This is down.” And . it would be fine if they only hung my photo, they also invited Zhang Xincheng and Chen Duling . You can hire three spokespersons. But can you please not hang us together ? If you really want to hang us together, can you let me wear your brand’s clothes? But later they asked me to wear that clothes and made me into a human-shaped stand and placed it at the door of the store. It’s also embarrassing. Because other people’s human-shaped standees were placed at the door, whether you know him or not, you probably know that he should be the spokesperson, but my human-shaped stand If you put the card at the door, people who don’t know him will be very surprised. Why put his photo here? He stole clothes from the store. So in the end, I want to say that whether it’s clothes or fashion, just be happy . Now you don’t have to rush to chase fashion and trends, because I have already held back fashion , so whatever you wear now is fashionable. Thank you everyone. The countdown to Zhisheng’s ticket lock. Let’s give applause to Zhisheng again. Zhisheng is back this time.
Compared with last season, has your stress level changed? It’s much less . I’m very happy this time. Whether it’s preparing the script for the open mic or performing here , I enjoy it and am happy. And because I gave myself a lot of distractions last year , this year I’m just talking about talk shows and having fun. Zhisheng is one of my favorite Chinese talk show hosts. There is no doubt that this is also the case in the entire entertainment industry. And I admire him very much. With the level of popularity he has today , he can actually sit here. That’s not the case because the four of us are not professional talk show hosts. In this sense , whether it’s his professional experience or the level of popularity, there is no problem for him to sit here. It is necessary.
So in this sense, He can still come back here. I have participated in everything with the contestants from the first show. Please accept my great respect for this whole season of competition. I am not very moved. The contribution of this to Chinese talk shows is no less than the contribution you two have made to China’s national economy by losing money. So I like Zhisheng very much. But he was under a lot of pressure last year because I remember when you performed poorly, I said something here . I suspected that you didn’t create seriously because you were busy, but others told me that you were actually preparing very seriously like playing a game , and even very anxious. You even lost more hair. This year you said that you came back just to play, and you just wanted to be happy and put down your psychological burden , and start from the first game . I really like and feel happy for you for this mentality, but you really can’t have as much time to create as they do as full-time talk show hosts. I understand this 100%, so I didn’t clap the lights. I believe you understand too, I can understand , because I think your performance today and the happiness you brought to everyone, there is no problem with the three lights. Thank you, Mr. Luo, I have seen Zhisheng being particularly collapsed and anxious at different stages , so I can know that he is so relaxed when he came back this time, and I can see it. Then I have a question. Where can you see the photo of you wearing a suit without anything underneath ? I have destroyed it. The photographer didn’t take the photo because everyone would quickly put it on again after they put it on. I like Zhisheng very much because he is the person I have ever seen who has not been changed by fame and fortune. I think this is very rare because I have seen too many of them . Thank you, Teacher Luyu . Zhisheng just said that he endorses various things. Every time I come back to Shanghai, everyone knows that as soon as you come out of the corridor bridge , there is the capital turnover. I also saw
it this time, right ? As soon as I came in, I felt a special sense of familiarity and felt the temptation of Shanghai. On the left is Hu Lan saying, “Yo,” and then he came to Zhisheng and felt that Zhisheng was very happy, you know Right, and I feel especially for Zhisheng. Even though you seem to be shining in various places , in fact, talk shows have always been the base camp
and can represent many talk shows. Zhisheng ‘s joke today was quite funny, especially the last time I was with him, he was a host. Is the host so not funny? I can actually feel that he is not so comfortable and calm on the stage , and he is actually quite nervous. So I think the feeling he gave me today is that he is back at home, with this radiance and precious relaxation. Thank you again Zhisheng for the performance he brought us. Thank you Xiaokuai, please return to the stage. The 30 from the Laughter Friends Group 30 The number of votes Xiaokuai and Xu Zhisheng received was Xu Zhisheng 249 votes, Xiaokuai 220 votes. I am subsidizing Hualien. First of all, congratulations to Xu Zhisheng for entering the promotion zone. Thank you. Xiaokuai needs to continue waiting in the waiting zone. Their grievances may not be over. I hope to continue to hear more stories of their grievances on the stage in the future.