大国手：学哲学的想穷就穷，想要贪小便宜又怕被嘎腰子！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
Then the next group to have a 1V1 PK is Da Guoshou and Bu La. The first one to appear is this one that everyone is familiar with. She spends almost all of her time thinking, so she doesn’t have much time to work and make money, so she lives a relatively poor life. Then, as she became poorer, she made herself laugh at her poverty. What the hell? Applause, welcome Da Guoshou. Hi (Hi) , hello everyone. I’m Da Guoshou , a philosophy student. I haven’t worked for 5 years. It’s not that I can’t find a job , but I’ve found more . I’m looking for self-worth and the meaning of life. I’m looking for friends to borrow money. Although I have no money , I must rent a two-bedroom house, one for the bedroom and the other for the studio . I have a principle that a person can be without a job but not without a studio . Without a job, you’re a jerk. Without a job, but You have a studio and you are an artist. The house is very shabby and cheap , but I am very satisfied. It is cold in winter and hot in summer. It is frozen in winter and not frozen in summer. I have all movable and immovable properties. Although I have no money, I am very strong-willed. Before, an organization wanted me to be a lecturer on success studies. I was so poor , so what did they like about me ? I felt that success studies were desperate. He promised me 1,000 yuan an hour. I was so tempted , but I studied moral philosophy. My major required that I could not lie and required truth, so I did not go. So what is truth ? Truth is that I really lacked money. Studying really harmed me. I found that some people who are poor not only have problems with their abilities, but also have problems with their attitudes. They deserve to be poor. They are poor in a way that is full of certainty. Although they are not poor, they are not poor . I made this money but I feel very free. Kant said that freedom is not doing whatever you want to do , but that you can choose not to do what you don’t want to do. My friend asked me what if you want to travel. I said, you didn’t understand at first glance. Kant said that freedom is not doing whatever you want to do, so freedom is not traveling whenever you want, but that you can choose not to travel whenever you don’t want to. He said , what if you don’t want to travel? To be honest, I didn’t understand, but I kind of wanted to travel. Of course, I didn’t go . The way the poor satisfy their desires is mainly through abstinence. I’m not making this up. There is a Stoicism in philosophy that believes that happiness does not come from material abundance but inner satisfaction . I thought to myself , how can I be so… I am a natural born philosopher, so I will continue to study. I turned the page and this school of thought was gone . I guess it was probably because of hunger. When I died, my stomach was empty and I felt extremely satisfied . But after all, this was something from a book, so I was not scared . Until a poor friend of mine fell ill and was admitted to the ICU (Intensive Care Unit) overnight, I was a little panicked. Am I too poor ? Is this kind of life guaranteed? What should I do if I get sick ? Should I pay him back? I didn’t pay him back and it wasn’t much, so I helped him forward the Water Drop Fundraising and raised enough money in three days. I was no longer afraid of getting sick. Life has its own way out. He can do it, and so can I. Moreover, I can raise funds if I want to, and I can not if I don’t want to. I am not worried at all, and I feel very chill inside. (Chill(Relax)) Water DropChill(Relax) I explored life in this chill(Relax) state.I started trying talk shows in 2023 and went to other places to participate in competitions at my own expense.I didn’t have money for accommodation, so I asked in a women’s item idle group if there were any sisters who would let me stay on the sofa for a small fee.I hoped someone would contact me, but if someone really contacted me, I would be a little scared. I was afraid that she would pinch my kidney.I analyzed it rationally and found that I could survive with only one kidney.300 yuan a night in a hotel is really terrible.I was just thinking about it.She sent me a WeChat message saying that I was going to a concert.I’ll leave the key outside the door for you and you can treat it as your own home.I think she is a good person.It would be even better if she could take me to a concert.Although I am poor , I feel very secure because of friends and strangers.Because friends and strangers have given me a lot of love and lent me a lot of money.I am really lucky , that is, I met this group of friends.After that, I paid off my debts after the show.My creditor is also really lucky , that is, I met the talk show and his friends.Last year, I talked about studying philosophy, riding a motorcycle , and dating a musician . Netizens scolded me for being a rich second-generation pretending to be poor. They scolded me so nicely that it sounded like a blessing, but I didn’t agree. They always think that only rich people deserve freedom , and they also say that financial freedom is the real freedom . In my opinion, conditional freedom is not the real freedom, and unconditional freedom is the real freedom. What is unconditional poverty? If you want to be poor, you can be poor, and if you don’t want to be poor, you have to be poor. After serious thinking, I found that poor people are suitable for studying philosophy, because poverty makes people think . The wisdom of philosophy is infinite. Some people who study philosophy are poor, and some people who don’t study philosophy are also poor. The world has always been poor . There is a report that only 0.33% of the people in the country are rich , that is, only 33 out of 10,000 people are rich and wealthy , while we are poor. I don’t envy wealthy families because wealthy families will decline, and poor families will exist forever . You are welcome to join the poor, especially young people. Everyone is poor, but the poverty at the age of 20 is relative, dialectical, and structural. Don’t be afraid. At the age of 20, your health is strong and your parents are still young and don’t need your care. The society has no expectations of you because no one expects you at all. Although you have no capital , you have the capital to be poor. So don’t be afraid to be poor. Show the courage to be poor, and you will find that when you embrace poverty, poverty will also embrace you . Isn’t it quite inspiring? The success theory has taken a fancy to me. Originally, I wanted to give everyone financial freedom at the end . After some thinking, I think forget it . It’s not that I don’t want to give it , nor that I don’t want to not give it, but Kant said that when you don’t want financial freedom, you are free. Thank you everyone, I am the big country hand. The countdown to the big country hand is on. Applause again to the big country hand. The friend who is going to compete with the big country hand is a very contagious actor. She wants to share a special experience with us on today’s stage. Applause. Welcome Bu La. How are you? I am Bu La . Let me talk to you about something that happened recently. To be honest, I’m quite distressed recently because I received a bad review after my performance a while ago. An audience member said that I looked wretched. I always thought I was cute, but I didn’t expect that I was a wretched little cutie. And usually they just say that I’m not funny. Even if they say I’m not good-looking, I can tolerate it . He said wretched, isn’t it a bit too It ‘s too much . I don’t even know what it takes for a girl to look vulgar. I searched for vulgar women online and all that popped up were men or women imitating men. I thought, it’s over. He won’t call me like a man, will he? That’s too dirty. Last year, I was cast in a skit based on my appearance. It was a very serious skit that mainly reflected some phenomena of workplace bullying. I told my mom that day, “Mom, I’m going to act in a skit about sexual harassment in the workplace. ” She immediately got nervous and said, “Then don’t be at a disadvantage. If someone touches you, you slap them.” I said, “Mom, I’m the one who touched them. ” When she heard that, “Then don’t be at a disadvantage. If someone comes over, you slap them.” Their camera teacher came out to explain the scene to me. He said, “Teacher , wait a minute, this is your first scene, okay? It’s an eye scene. Wait a minute, the male lead will come in through this door and you start harassing him with your eyes , you know? To harass him, your eyes should be full of desire , aggressive , and dirty. To describe it in one word, I know the male gaze .” He said, “Teacher, you know a lot. Let’s start right away, okay? 321 Action (begins) I just finished and as soon as they shouted “Cut”, I knew it was over. I saw that the male lead was going to finish too because he was standing there in a daze and couldn’t follow my line at all. So he didn’t know how to act at all. When he saw me standing there , he came over and bowed to me respectfully. He said, “Teacher , you just acted so well. Are you a graduate of a professional school? Did your teachers in school teach you those things just now ?” I said, “No, it was taught by some old people in society.” My director was completely conquered by me. He said, “Teacher , God has blessed you. Will he find you for a drama about sexual harassment in the workplace in the future ? ” I said, “Bless you . What kind of blessing? Prison food would be the best.” This drama was filmed but not broadcast because my scenes were all cut out . It doesn’t matter because I can understand that and I really think that those who engage in sexual harassment in the workplace should all be cut out. Okay,
thank you everyone. I’m Bu La. Let me
give a round of applause to Bu La. Thank you. At the same time, we also invite Da Guo Shou to return to Taichung. Let’s take a look at the two talk show actors. Their final votes are: Congratulations to Da Guo Shou for entering the promotion zone . Come on, thank you.