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This friend who is going to compete with Jia Hao is participating in the program for the first time. She was a police officer from Yunnan. Applause, welcome, Hotpot. Hello, everyone. I am Hotpot. I am now a full-time talk show host . I used to be a police officer in Yunnan. I work in the police station on the China-Myanmar border. I am 36 years old . How long have you been doing talk shows ? One year. Do you have any other skills? 3 kilometers (time taken) 12 minutes and 13 seconds. I hope that everyone can hear my voice and see and accept me. I think that’s good. Sister, you are so handsome, right? Sister, you are so hot (so handsome) (so beautiful) Hello , everyone, I am Hotpot. Let me introduce myself. I used to be a police officer in Yunnan and a police officer in the China-Myanmar border police station. That’s right. Since the boys are talking to you about beauty, let the girls talk to you about handling cases. Our station usually has a lot of business . In fact, I am a very lively police officer, but I find that the people who report the case are usually more lively than me. When the people who report the case come to me to report the case, they start with hello, female police uncle. What a strange title. Today I want to tell you about my police story. I have wanted to be a policeman since I was a child because I like Jackie Chan ‘s works and I want to be a policeman like Jackie Chan . It’s so cool. I never walk up the stairs . After graduating from the police academy, I got full marks in cross-country and fighting . When I went to the police station to report , someone said that a male police officer and a female police officer were running together, and the female police officer couldn’t keep up. That day, I lapped that person twice. Every time I ran next to him , I ran faster into his ears . Actually, I thought that if I performed better, a cool senior brother would be arranged to lead me. The figure of Daniel Wu had already appeared in my mind . As a result, the senior brother who led me looked exactly like Taiyi Zhenren in “Nezha”. He was from Guizhou and spoke with an angry tone. Tian Bodhisattva is the Jesus of our Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan. Christ (Jesus), how can there be a sister who runs so fast? Oh, let’s take you to the police station. As soon as I heard that, I knew it was safe. I would participate in the Mekong River Operation. As a result, my senior brother took me to catch chickens. The people invited guests to make roast chickens. The chicken ran away and they couldn’t catch it. They called the police and said that the reporter was very anxious. The water was boiled and the guests had arrived . They wanted a police officer who could run fast. What’s the use of me running fast? Chickens in Yunnan can fly. Who can catch a flying chicken? The chicken flew over the border and flew into Myanmar. My senior brother stood on the border with his hands on his hips. I don’t know why a motorcycle lived in the throat of the middle-aged man . The chicken went abroad. In the end , I let the drug-sniffing dog go undercover as a rural dog to bring it back. Then during that time, our station discovered my talent. The cases assigned to me were all about cows getting lost and going to find cows. A child was pushed by a pig, and we went to catch the pig . The pig fell into a manure pit , and it was so uncomfortable to fish the pig out. What happened? I am a policeman who specializes in animal cases. I have been strong since I was a child, but I am also very fond of crying. Every day, I watch other police officers go out to solve big cases, and I can’t help crying and slurping rice noodles in the dormitory at night. People are really complicated . How can they be sad , greedy , and narcissistic at the same time? While crying and slurping rice noodles, I looked in the mirror and found that my god, I feel so broken, but I don’t want to be a broken policeman, I want to be a policeman who solves cases. A few days later, it was the Water Splashing Festival, and the police arranged for my senior brother and I to be plainclothes to maintain order. My senior brother saw that it was my first time to participate and said that he wanted to maximize the experience. He rented a Dai skirt for me and made a vest for myself. Heavenly Bodhisattva, have you ever seen Taiyi Zhenren wearing a vest? The two pieces of cloth are only It can be put on top. When the wind blows, welcome. The key is that my senior brother doesn’t understand. He rented me a fishtail skirt and I couldn’t run away. We were splashed badly that day. My senior brother only remembered to rent the costume and forgot to buy a water gun. We could only spit. But I suddenly saw a man filling balloons with water and specifically using them to hit girls. And he was not satisfied. He ran to a girl, opened her collar, stuffed the water balloon in, and then pressed it to explode. It was a good festival . Only beasts would do such a thing . Coincidentally , I am a policeman who specializes in handling beast cases. At that time, I raised my legs high and went out, but at the same time I heard a click . I thought it was over . The Dai costume turned into a cheongsam , but at that moment I felt a kind of power. I pushed the man to the ground and threw the water All the balloons were stuffed into his clothes. Have you ever played whack-a-mole? That day, I felt that it was great for a woman to wear a police uniform. She could do a lot of things. But I was wearing a Dai costume at the time. No one knew I was a police officer . Several sisters were behind me. My sister was so handsome. My sister arrested me. Are you serious? In fact, I cried that night. I paid 700 yuan for the Dai costume . I thought I would keep handling cases like this until one night, a caring citizen called the police and said that a man was drunk and stripped down to his underwear , and was acting crazy in the green belt on the street. When my senior and I arrived at the scene, there was a green light strip on the green belt on the street . A young man in his 20s was dancing the peacock dance in the green light . I was shocked. Why do people in Yunnan dance the peacock dance when they are drunk? It fits the stereotype too well. I pointed the camera of my law enforcement recorder at him and filmed it for me. I want to show all our leaders what the real impression of Yunnan is at tomorrow’s handover meeting. Then we asked him to come out quickly, but he refused. He said his real identity was the Peacock Princess. And there was no isolation belt in front of him . He made a big leap and came to me , stretched out his peacock hand and pecked my head. Sometimes the police also want to call the police, but I suddenly found that this person didn’t smell of alcohol . I thought, he didn’t drink too much, but he was poisoned by eating mushrooms, which fits the stereotype more. I was so scared. He took out a Hulusi and started playing it the next second. We quickly took the Peacock Princess to the hospital. Sure enough, he was frying mushrooms at home alone . After taking a bite, a while later, the kitchen door of his house opened and a peacock rode in with Yang Liping and asked him, “You, you, you want to dance?” No wonder the peacock dance was so confident. In a blink of an eye, I have been working for 18 years and have received many awards and banners , as well as third-class merit. I found that I don’t need to be Jacky Cheung . I can still have my own new police story by being myself. Thank you everyone. I am Hotpot’s ticket lock countdown. Hotpot’s self-introduction is very direct. I am called (formerly) a policeman , yes , a policeman from Yunnan. You just hope to let everyone have a preliminary understanding of your status as soon as possible . After reporting this, the audience did not run away, right? Those who ran away were immediately arrested. There will be people who come to report the case to me. The on-site reporting is too funny. Okay, come on Chunchun likes it very much and likes it very much with all her heart . Yes , because I think she is very handsome right from the start . And I feel very familiar with the image of a female police officer. First of all , there are many policemen in our family. My father is a policeman , and I have two cousins who are also policemen . In fact, my mother’s career plan for me at that time suggested that I might be a female police officer in our family , so I naturally have a familiarity and a sense of familiarity with this profession. And just now when I was listening to her sharing her stories, I felt it was very vivid , especially when she talked about the Water Splashing Festival. I think this is something I can relate to in my life. For example, in the name of blessing, especially men to women , or as a reason or an excuse, they express their blessings to you, which is actually very rude and crosses the line. So when she was talking about that part, I felt very special , and her behavior made me feel very happy. Yes, it was a very satisfying and satisfying feeling. Thank you Chunchun for sharing. What do you think is good, teacher? I think everything is good . It’s great. It’s interesting. Right from the start, everyone was stunned by her aura and her handsomeness. And the pecking at her at the end was particularly funny. If this program is over, I think in the future, people will say “Sister killed me” or “Sister pecked me” and then “Sister pecked me” . As her first TV show, she definitely stood out as a heroic young woman and a police officer. I actually agree with you that maybe you will just dabble in it in the future because we understand that the China-Myanmar border is such a special place. There may be many things that you may not be able to talk about on this stage , but there are many other things that I think can be shared. Please perform more. Thank you , thank you everyone . When Jia Hao returned to Taichung, we found that this group was indeed very eye-catching. Jia Hao returned to Taichung and quickly put on makeup . Let’s take a look at the number of lights in the Laughing Friends Group first, 40 to 20. After the audience voted, Jia Hao and Hotpot won the championship. Jia Hao won the championship . How to win? First of all, congratulations to Jia Hao for getting 296 votes. Jia Hao entered the promotion zone. At the same time, we also want to congratulate Hotpot for getting a good score of 234 votes in her debut. Please wait in the pending zone.