第一人称的王颖VS二本正经的鸡翅，王颖轻描淡写的描述癌症经历！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
The two who are about to PK are Ji Chi and Wang Ying. The first to come on stage is our new friend from the comedy club. Let us invite Ji Chi from Guangdong. Hello, everyone. It’s our first meeting. My name is Ji Chi. Thank you , thank you , thank you . Thank you for calling me Ji Chi. First of all, I would like to thank the Gao Han family for raising me. Thank you , you ‘re welcome. This is the first time I step onto this stage. I would like to ask the male friends here , brothers, how did you find out that you are not good-looking ? You haven’t found out yet, right? Let me recommend a little trick to you. That’s how I found out. Some time ago, I posted a selfie on that social media, and many sisters clicked in to see it and tagged them. Sisters came in to see it and left three words: “Your husband .” The sisters who were tagged would also tag you back: “Your husband. ” I’m like a ball being kicked around. Your husband . Arranged marriages in the 21st century are pretty weird, right? Really. I’m an ordinary person. I envy those very special contestants. I envy those actors with very high or very low academic qualifications . They can introduce themselves right away and say “I am from Peking University , from Jiaotong University , from junior college”. After hearing this, the audience will all say “I am from Guangdong University of Finance and Economics”. You see, silence is tonight’s second-tier university . No one respects this second-tier university. Do you know? No one really respects it. I told my dad what university of finance I got into. My dad asked me if I could issue invoices for him. No one respects this school. I studied a very niche major in this school called real estate development and management. I thought I had entered the job. This kind of applied subject in the second-tier university teaches very pure things. They really teach you how to sell houses . After you have received nine years of compulsory education and start selling houses as soon as you enter university, the contrast is too great. Before the college entrance examination, I was still reciting something. How can I have tens of millions of houses? When I entered university, I said 30,000 per square meter. What’s so great about 15,000 yuan? It can bring joy to all the poor people in the world . Later, I had no choice because friends who are familiar with China’s real estate market also know that our major can be said to have collapsed. It was cancelled the second year after I graduated. My major is really amazing. Majors can also fail. Later, I had no choice but to take the postgraduate entrance examination to improve my academic qualifications. When I got the philosophy exam, I said, why do people think when they are poor? My dad went crazy when I got the philosophy exam. My dad ridiculed me every day and told me that philosophy is just like real estate, which is the superstructure. Philosophy is good , and you can’t find a job in the future, but you can still be self-consistent. I can only persuade my dad, I said, it’s not like that, don’t be so materialistic, right? We think about problems from a philosophical perspective. That’s how Hegel thinks. Without it , it is a kind of possession . I said, Dad, do you understand what I mean? My dad said, I don’t have a son like you, because I can understand, because philosophy and real estate are It’s hard to blend them together. One is pure and the other has a smell of money. It’s hard to imagine Socrates. He was doing philosophy and real estate at the same time . How do others ask questions? Someone went to him and asked him , “Mr. Su, what are the answers to the three major questions in life ?” Mr. Su put out his cigarette and said , “Location, location, and location. ” It’s that kind of feeling, right? It’s very uncomfortable. There’s no way. To be honest, I took the postgraduate entrance examination to improve my academic qualifications, but now I’m looking for a job and I find that it’s not like that. HR (human resources) not only looks at your highest academic qualification , but also your first academic qualification. I didn’t understand it at first. The first time I went for an interview , the HR (human resources) asked me, ” Student, what is your first academic qualification?” I said Sunshine Baby Kindergarten, and then I was promoted after the interview . That’s the feeling. And I think in this era , all young people are being compared and classified, right? Movies are not classified, but cattle and horses are classified into P5 (job level) and P6 (job level). P7 (job level) Inferior horses, middle horses, and middle horses. Every horse still thinks it is a thousand-mile horse and wants to wait for a Bole. After waiting for a long time, Tian Ji finally comes. Tian Ji does not train you but just whips you. You ask Tian Ji every day if he wants to work overtime tonight. Tian Ji says, “Yes , yes, ” right? I, the horse, can only write a resignation letter on the spot. The resignation letter has only six big words: ” Boss, your horse is gone.” I am really angry . And to be honest, the postgraduate degree I took is actually not bad. I was admitted to the philosophy department of Sun Yat-sen University. You will not have this reaction when you hear about Guangcai. People are like this. And when I mentioned the philosophy department of Sun Yat-sen University, friends who are familiar with the program should think of another friend , Yu Xiangyu. He was also a very good friend of mine. I did a talk show with him in Guangzhou for four years. After he finished the show last year, I often sent him WeChat messages and asked him, ” Brother, when are you coming back to Guangzhou?” Let’s get together. Every time he tells me that there are things that can’t be returned. Later I understand that there are some things that can’t be returned. You know, brother, after the show, my offline performances have become very awkward because there are always audiences who send those kind of relatively derogatory repo (feedback). The comment that impressed me the most was this: He said that they are both graduate students in the Department of Philosophy of CUHK, but the depth of Ji Chi’s jokes is obviously not as good as that of undergraduates. Yu Xiangyu , it seems that the first degree is really important. I said, “What do you want to do? My heart will also hurt, okay?” I understand a truth, which is that derogatory comments have always existed, no matter what era it is. I thought to myself that even if I go back to the Tang Dynasty , there will be people leaving comments under the poems written by Du Fu. They are both Tang poets . It is obvious that Du Fu’s depth is not as good as Li Bai’s. What can Du Fu do in response? Du Fu can only reply below: “Real Du, fake Du” And have you ever imagined our Du Fu? How our Du Fu feels? How aggrieved our Du Fu is , like a dog licker? What do we write every day? Thinking of Li Bai, remembering Li Bai, chanting thoughts on spring day, Li Bai. You turned around and saw Li Bai writing in “Presented to Wang Lun”. Really, I moved your house from Guangzhou for you. I shoveled your cat litter for you. How come Fu Hang became your best friend? The water of Taohuatan is three thousand feet high, but it is not as high as passion. I give you love. Many friends saw this and asked me if my defense was broken. Was it really broken ? We in real estate know best how to break the defense . It’s all ruined. How can it not be broken? The thatched cottage was broken by the autumn wind. Okay, really, I wrote this paragraph and I came to the show. I didn’t do anything else. I just wanted my brothers to reply to WeChat often to see that I miss you very much on WeChat. My major has become rotten I don’t want my friendship to have a bad ending . I want to protect my rights. In my eyes, friendship is friendship first, and academic qualifications second. This is my “Talk Show and His Friends”. At the same time, I also hope that there will be less prejudice in this world. Don’t divide people into first, second , and third. There is nothing in the first place, so where can dust come from ? I’ll stop here today. Thank you. Thank you . It’s too difficult to talk about it after the two of them. Let’s seize the last voting time and count down. Let’s applaud again for Chicken Wings. Thank you, friends, thank you. Chicken Wings is the first to perform in this show . The purpose of telling this joke is to find his buddy to find someone . The missing person notice is mainly a joke. No , because I think this is a topic that I really want to talk about. Yes , it is about some prejudices and some friendship . For you in Before you say it, you will send a WeChat message to tell him that you will be on this show, and then you may say yes. He replied, “No need to, right?” No, he also replied with four words . I was also very touched. He replied with four words, ” Come on, competition!” He was awesome . He didn’t reply with three words, “Who are you? ” He was awesome . Let’s give applause to Chicken Wings again. Chicken Wings, take a break. Wang Ying, who will have a 1V1 PK with Chicken Wings, is characterized by her ability to use a very calm performance to present very uncalm content. Applause, welcome Wang Ying. Hello everyone, my name is Wang Ying. I want to share with you my illness. I got breast cancer two years ago. It’s a breast cancer track for me , but I have been cured. Don’t be too nervous. I was also hesitant at first whether to talk about this topic. I want to talk about this. How can I tell whether the audience voted for me because it’s funny or because they are the same? What about the feelings? Then I thought again, what I wanted was the sympathy vote. How did I find out that I had this disease? My nephew was running around at home and bumped into my chest. My chest has been hurting ever since. Later I went to the hospital for a check-up and was diagnosed with breast cancer. To be honest, I was a little angry, so I asked the doctor if it was because that little bastard bumped into me. I have to blame something , I can’t blame myself. The doctor said no , it was because he bumped into you that you were able to discover the disease so early. You are the luckiest person here, do you know? I said, aren’t you the luckiest person here ? I accept it now . I got sick not because of my nephew. The main reason I got sick was because of staying up late and eating takeout. My mom said that to scare you. After I got sick, there was a question that kept bothering me. Why was it me ? Why me (Why me) I later thought of something. When I just graduated from college, I was very rebellious and shaved my head. People always asked me why I shaved my head. I was annoyed by it , so I told them that it was because I had cancer and was undergoing chemotherapy. I was shocked when I thought of this. I hope God thought I was making a wish. After I was hospitalized , the doctor told me that the surgical plan was to have a total mastectomy, that is, to remove one breast completely. This news was quite shocking. I cried when I heard it because I knew that I would lose not only a breast but also the right to choose a spouse for the next 50 years. I cried and looked at my boyfriend. I think at that moment we should have had the same thought and it was over . It would be difficult to change this time. I am not saying that girls can’t find a boyfriend if they have one less breast. I know that some girls are very outstanding and charming. Don’t say that you can find a boyfriend if you have one more breast. I just said that I really It’s hard to find a boyfriend. Later he told me that he didn’t mind my illness and would not break up with me because of it. He is a really nice person. But I have heard a saying that there are no naturally good people, only civilized people who are restrained. So I want to tell everyone that he doesn’t mind, and let’s restrain him and become a civilized person. My boyfriend is a good person, but he is very talkative. Before he got sick, we happened to discuss the episode in “Friends” about the sensitive points on a girl’s body. After it was decided to have all the parts removed, he said, wouldn’t that mean one sensitive point would be lost? I said, although I lost one sensitive point , I gained another one, so please pay attention to what I say. The doctor said I could have reconstruction and put in a prosthesis, but it would be very painful and the recovery period would be long. I was afraid of the pain, so I refused. The doctor kept persuading me to think about it carefully. You are still young. Do you want to consider your boyfriend’s opinion? What if he wants to have it installed? I said, if he wants to have it installed , let him have it. He can have two. I can understand the doctor’s concerns. Many people would feel that a person is incomplete without a breast. A friend of mine even came to comfort me and said, “Don’t feel that you are incomplete. Amazonian female warriors would directly cut off their right breasts for the convenience of archery . Their complete form is without the right breast. ” I said, “But I cut off the left one. In their place, my left is incomplete and the right is redundant. ” I was quite nervous the night before the operation. The four patients in our ward couldn’t sleep. Their family members, the closest people in the world, were snoring. I couldn’t sleep, so I looked and found that only my mother was not asleep. I was very moved at the time and felt that my mother loved me the most . I said, “Mom, you can’t sleep either .” My mother said, “How can you sleep with such a loud snoring?” Before the operation , they pushed me to the corridor of the operating room. I was the only one lying there in the long corridor. It was easy for me to have random thoughts. My mind was full of thoughts about what to do if the operation failed? What if it can’t be cured? Is it possible that it was a misdiagnosis ? How much money can I get for a misdiagnosis? These were all my thoughts. Later, in order to ease my fear, I wanted to sing, but because I was too scared, my voice was shaking. I lay there and sang “Two Tigers “. The two tigers ran fast. The more I sang, the more uncomfortable I felt. One of them had no eyes . They only have no ears, but they are two tigers with 8 breasts. The operation was quite successful. After the operation, I chatted with other patients in the hospital and heard some strange suggestions. One patient said that we ‘d better not eat seafood because seafood is not conducive to wound recovery. Another patient said that we should not eat sweets because cancer cells like sugar. Another patient said that it’s not right. The doctor didn’t tell me that I could eat whatever I wanted . I am still undergoing endocrine treatment. Endocrine treatment is menopausal injections and medication. Menopausal injections are to stop me from having menstruation, so I am 30 years old this year and I am in menopause . Menopause at this age is a bit embarrassing because I have the bad temper of menopause, but I don’t have the family status of menopause. I often want to scold my boyfriend for no reason, but then I think that I have no grace to raise him. I still have 3 years left of my endocrine treatment. I now feel hot flashes, fatigue and discomfort. I feel particularly uncomfortable when I think about having another menopause in more than 20 years. My friend comforted me and said that fate is still fair. Although it closes a door for you , it opens a window for you. Although your breast becomes one , but menopause becomes two , many people have given birth to this. After a serious illness , there will be some changes . I will become more open-minded and not care so much about what others think. I haven’t changed like this because I didn’t care before. I feel that my weird behavior for so many years has finally got an answer. It turns out that I have been living like a cancer patient. Now someone asks me why don’t you find a proper job. I say, because I have cancer . Why do you speak so harshly ? Because I have cancer . Why did you get cancer ? Because I like to ask others why. No, there is one benefit of having cancer. I used to talk like this. They thought I was crazy. Now they think I’m just sick. Before the operation, I didn’t wear a bra for several years. There were always men staring at my breasts on the street. It was so annoying. Now I still don’t wear a bra. You can see that it’s still quite obvious. One side is bulging and the other side is empty. Because I want to give those wretched men a little confusion. That’s all I have to say. Thank you everyone . Countdown to Wang Ying’s ticket locking channel. I have seen that video clip of Wang Ying before. I liked it very much at that time. And today’s performance was actually better than when I saw your offline performance. It was more effortless and smoother. Although it was a sad thing , it made us laugh without any psychological problems. This is caused by the excellence of the work and the performance skills , so I admire Wang Ying very much . She performed this piece on the stage very freely. Sometimes, no matter how good the content is, if there is no free expression, it may put some pressure on the audience . That’s great. Wang Ying’s performance today was really great. Because when many people face some things that will make them very scared, then performances like Wang Ying’s can really bring comfort and peace to their hearts , and I felt a kind of feeling. She just said something that made me want to cry. She said that she has been living like a cancer patient. I feel that I have finally waited for an answer to my weird behavior for so many years. It turns out that I have been living like a cancer patient. The key point is that point really touched me . I think many times, whether you are sick or not, you have to find a path that you should take when you live in this world . That’s great . As a female audience, she faces her own body directly. I personally like some of her expressions, and it brings me a lot of strength. Thank you. Let’s give Wang Ying a round of applause again. Let ‘s take a look at the votes for Chicken Wing and Wang Ying. Wang Ying successfully entered the promotion zone with 242 votes. Chicken Wing 202 votes will continue to wait in the waiting zone. Chicken Wing is great.