《五十公里桃花坞 第5季》EP7-8：赛前小测试，坞民全员搞笑RAP达人！《五十公里桃花坞 第5季》Wonderland S5
But if it’s true love, it won’t be calculated. Love is not jealous, not arrogant, not demanding, and has nothing to do with yourself. Your response will never stop. You know I really love you , and no one can compare to me. Good morning , just changed. Yes, no problem. Have you eaten? If not , then you can wait a while. Didn’t Zhu Zhu bring food? Wait for them to come , you just need to adjust. I can’t get up from the bed when I wake up. We are rehearsing at eleven o’clock . Look, it’s half past eleven. We are rehearsing at ten twenty-five. Get up quickly. “The Nameless Man” get up. How many seconds do we have to get up and put on clothes? I tell you, if you go to military training , you can run outside all night without going into the house. You have a lot of life. I have never slept in when I was with him. Who is Afeng Zhisheng? The sentence you said about me After thinking about it , the biggest highlight is Nameless person, nameless person, nameless person, to that Xu Xin. Today, through this song, I can make your singing tune much better than before. Here are my friends who are on the same path . To all the upright but ordinary people. Can you two not be so “silly” to sing To all I am smart. When Feng Ge arrives at the station, the wind of childhood blows over you again, and you recall the simple happiness. On the familiar streets, someone will use all his tenderness to call out your name. They have already started rehearsing. Let’s go and see those who have left home. I toast you a glass of wine , to your silence and every roar. Is it Feng Ge’s team? Then we will wait for the band behind, okay? Okay, stop. I’m here to greet you. Bend your waist and walk up the mountain to a higher place. What’s the point of stopping? There ‘s nothing to do. We’re fine , right? We just want to take a look. Are you here to see how your partner’s song turns out for us to sing, right? I want to take a look. I want to listen. Let me see if I can sue you on behalf of Maomao. Then you can sue me alone, you know? Sue you alone , you can want to sue him, but Brother Feng has found his vocal range, it’s absolutely amazing, it must be “explosive”. That line from Xu Zhisheng will be the most amazing. Brother Feng has done so much research just to make me successful. He is very serious and really puts his heart into every group. Let ‘s rehearse two songs now and go through the transition.
Let me briefly talk about it. In fact, I have a very good idea. The instruments are limited there. I wonder if there is any way to mix and make a composite track because the time is too short. Then I want to tune it to A key, which is fine. This is whether it can be made a little more explosive, shorter, and a little more disco . You can send it to me anytime , we can chat anytime, we can perform, and we can do better. Let’s start with “Annoying Autumn Wind”. Okay. Okay,
I suggest this song be the opening. Before the opening, before this song, I think there should be a performance of one and a half minutes to one and a half minutes. This is what I think of the opening. Sister Jing sits on the drums and gently hits the cymbals to create some atmosphere . I know the cymbals. I’m on the electric guitar, the bass , the bass, the bass. You have a chord and I’m playing the keyboard. It’s a hint to make it a grand opening , right? Create some string music , similar to the suspense of the opening of the Olympics, the strings , the strings, the strings, the orchestra, the strings , the strings , the strings. Among us, only he He is a professional performer on such a stage . He can also express himself freely. And Renke is the “king of ideas”. He can really come up with a lot of fresh ideas . “Neon Sweetheart” is dressed in strange clothes. You can put four ancient Greek sculptures. What are their shapes? Tonight I tried all the ways to move. Can it move? No , I got your name . The way to move is to scratch it and it moves. Our biggest problem now is that after the five of us are resurrected, it is very embarrassing to stand here. So we just sing, right? For you, wait and listen. I said it has paragraphs. What does it mean? Resurrection, each singing their own songs
, is a paragraph . When it
comes to the interlude, when he opens the things and takes the props , it is a paragraph. I tell you, it is very easy to show your timidity when taking props . It is possible that the things will fall to the ground and you cannot pull them out clearly. This needs to be practiced. There is also a method. I don’t know whether I should talk about it or not. Please talk about it . We just happened to have the right time, place and people. We just happened to have the right time, place and people. We are in the same room. We moved this sofa onto the stage and laid it flat. Tonight I tried every possible way. It is really this sofa . The sofa can make everyone very lazy here, but did we still need statues at the beginning? No need. We have statues here. Everyone does not move. Whoever sings moves. After singing, go back . Then
come back after singing. I think once a person stands up from the sofa, he cannot sit down again. It is very difficult for us to sit down. Can we follow the idea of the sculpture just now? This sofa is no longer needed. I feel that the idea of sculpture is more suitable. What he has solved now is the problem of our five platforms. We are back to the starting point. Plan B. Let’s stand there and sing. How about we sing normally? Now we have found the solution. No, if not, I have a good idea. You said this would be very simple. Stand up and sing. That ‘s not the idea . I dare not say I am a genius , but I am definitely not stupid. It ‘s “explosive”. Let’s sit here and take a freeze shot with our mobile phones. When it comes to “Neon Sweetheart”, we push the TV over. You click and we will be there. It will be perfect . I think it can be perfect. I think the perfect TV is ourselves. We are there . Tonight, I have tried every possible way . Yes, it can be the one behind. Then we only need five TVs. Yes, it can be the one behind. Just push the TV and it’s done. No musicians are needed. You “dead ghost” is really interesting. This is more like Renke’s group. If it’s okay, wait, if this is the plan, rehearsal is very important. Bring the accompaniment and we will do it this way. There are five of us. Although there are five TVs , they are all recorded separately , not all complete. Let me wait a moment. Is the content on this TV shot on the stage? Wherever it looks good, shoot it. These five of us are close-ups of five people, right? I can take a close-up of you or a full-body shot of you. Is there anyone taking a picture for us now ? Or should we use our mobile phones to take pictures of what people are wearing on TV ? Then I have other What do I do the rest of the time? Can we have five TVs? I don’t know . The reality is very complicated and our rehearsal time is very tight. In fact, I have three plans , but none of them has been realized. At the beginning, his idea was very good to put some TVs there, but I think it would not work at that time . His idea was very good, but it might not be completed. You know, there is another kind of funny thing. Have you seen the kind in the Philippines where they wish people happy birthday? All the movements are the same for them. They don’t have anything , so they just move around. If we are very serious, there are only those two looks , which is also very funny. A row of people is very funny. There are only a few musicians , and then there are two singers or three singers. They all have the same movements. It’s very simple, just shaking like this, but they are very serious , very serious, so it’s not funny. He is very serious, so it’s very retro and very funny. Anyway, it will be funny. You said from beginning to end, right? It’s okay. We don’t have to go on TV. We can just go on stage. Just go on stage. This is the action in front of us . This is great . Sister Jing, it’s you. It saves effort and is funny. But let me talk about it again. There is a key point. Let’s continue shaking while listening to music, okay? In this way, when the music stops, if you don’t stop, we won’t stop either,
because it’s very simple. Because if it involves something complicated, everyone will seek stability and tranquility. This Southeast Asian sway, the rotation of the five little swans is like a clock, and a tropical legend is born. Although it has some shortcomings, the emotions are very full. I can only say this. This process is to “kill” all the good ideas and eliminate them all. This overthrows everything and goes into battle lightly. One or two moves a thousand pounds. Brother Feng has been rehearsing since last night and
has been very serious about being a singer . But we are doing a show, we are very light , and we are different. In this way, we are embarrassed to win him and hurt Brother Feng’s face so much. I have a more “explosive” one. I have a more “explosive” one . You have another “explosive” one . Please pay attention to the quiz. Please pay attention to the quiz. Please pay attention to the time limit of half an hour. Each team needs to create lyrics around a designated accompaniment and complete the five-person relay singing. What’s the little thing? Five people what singing. What does five people singing mean? The beat is to choose a beat and then write a rap within half an hour. Who can rap Brother Feng ? If it’s right , follow Brother Feng. If it’s not, then you five people , then you have to go to that team. The result of the quiz will determine the performance of the two stages in the final performance. The order of the game is that each team will choose the order of appearance according to the ranking. The first place will receive an additional ten votes. The designated beat will be announced next. What is this? You have to take the quiz first. What does DJ playing the accompaniment mean? Improvisation. Let’s go to Taohuawu. Taohuawu is very warm today. It’s so difficult to bloom in spring. Fourteen, fifteen and sixteen. On June six, I watched Gu Xiuchun do 69 head. It ‘s so uncomfortable to package it like this. I can’t open my mouth. I can’t keep up with the walk. You say it’s uncomfortable or not. You say it’s uncomfortable or not. Let’s go quickly. What are we practicing here? What’s the name of my father’s father? My father’s father is called grandma. Nameless people. Nameless person, nameless person, nameless person, what the hell is this? My “God” doesn’t understand it at all. It’s still rap. If you want to compete with others with rap, your lyrics must have highlights. The weather is really good today. The air in Taohuawu is very good. Big gold chain. Are you a table tennis athlete? This part has been cut. Are you wearing white clothes or gray today? I see it’s gray clothes or a black collar. Here comes the equipment. You don’t have a gold chain. I have a gold chain. You don’t have this. I am a rapper. I am a rapper. You are not a talk show champion . Champion Insult me I’m fourth place My best result is fourth place You are the champion in my heart Champion You sing very well You sing very well You are the master of harmony in my heart Master of harmony If you want to do this, I’ll feel relieved Your rap is really embarrassing Let me “beat” you down Plagiarize this paragraph I’ve heard of it We have to rhyme We have to rhyme Today is the third episode of Taohuawu I’ll do a rap I’ll do a rap for you Let’s each think of a sentence and
then everyone can sing together . It can be ten seconds per person. The sky is above our heads and we work hard to live for us We have Brother Sheng, it’s easy for us to write this rap It has to rhyme, right ? You can think of a beginning first and we will continue Today’s program arrangement is really embarrassing I thought Zhisheng’s singing was very explosive , but it’s really lame You thought my singing was very “explosive” , but it’s true that my singing is really lame Tonight I’ll let you see whether it’s “explosive” or not You can sing something like this It’s really wonderful , but you can’t keep “yo” , that is, there is not a single serious word from beginning to end Can you say it like this Singing is especially about teamwork , where everyone brainstorms and constantly thinks and collides. In fact, you will find that in the whole process, everyone is willing to accept it instead of refuting and refutation. Then the more everyone accepts, the more you will find that everyone’s imagination will open up. World champion, my feet are really smelly , my feet are really smelly. What are you doing now? Pawnshop , pawnshop, I think it’s okay, pawnshop is good , pawnshop can be added. I know what Brother Feng is. Everyone always says that I am playing it cool every day, but in fact, after I came here, I realized that Feng is poisonous. I am a little confused. What the hell, I wear leather pants at every concert, and there is still a sentence missing. Later, but I think this is really interesting. I don’t feel any disobedience or discomfort at all. I think it’s really interesting. It’s not that you say anything like this. You all say that I just like it. I have to record this. You are really good, Zhu Zhu, you are really good. It seems that it may be particularly outstanding. Comrade Zhu Zhu, I think I understand it. She is really good. Let’s come The weather today is very good. We still have gold chains. We don’t need to rehearse at all. We don’t need to rehearse. I want to sing one more song in the middle , which is in dialect. Yes , I am from Yichang, Hubei. I am from Yichang. I eat hot dry noodles every day . I am that kind of person . The dialect is cool. I am energetic. I am very happy every day. Can you follow me to beat the rhythm? One, two, three, four , one, two, three, four, go up the mountain to fight the tiger. The dialect feels so good. We can have a competition. We should designate each of us to attack one person. I understand that it is around that person. Brother Zhisheng , you can sing very well, but you are a master of harmony. You attack Brother Feng. I am afraid. I am afraid that Brother Feng will slap me . Or we can attack this activity , attack the “Brothers and Sisters, Loud Voices” to be performed today. We can have two sentences. For example, mention Zhisheng or mention the mentors. I originally wanted to attack Zhisheng, but then I heard that they all wanted to attack Zhisheng. I said that I couldn’t attack Zhisheng in one song. I said, then I will attack Brother Feng. I just wanted to complain because when they were grouping, there was clearly an empty seat in our group, but he didn’t come. My master is disrespectful to me. Do you dare to stand up and say yes to me? I’m really impressed. Southeast Asian style. Next, I pay tribute to my Thai partner Wang Hao, the rapper. Dear audience, I ‘m sorry, I really don’t understand what they are singing. I don’t understand it at all. You can experience it for yourselves. Thank you everyone . Then you still bloom in spring. Fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen are put in front. Put this one in the back . Put this one in the back to make up for the time. Okay , let ‘s go, let’s go. We are a group that creates “death” all over the world. Let’s go, let’s go. You always say that I like to pretend to be cool. Have you written about it
? If you did , we also wrote about it. This time we are specifically here. We are creating a world- shaking group . Really, we are looking for someone to attack. Oh my God, what are you? Let’s see who we attack most fiercely. We will also attack the most “evil” person we attack. Xu Zhisheng has a telepathic connection , you will know later. It is definitely very “explosive”. Let’s see if we “explode” or you “explode”. I have to listen carefully, my dear