【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】第2期上：邱瑞谈冒犯的边界！|#脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
Welcome to the second season of “Talk Show and His/Her Friends”.
The first stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His/Her Friends”. The first stage is a light duel of 59 groups of contestants in a 1V1 PK match. We are entering the second half of the official competition. I was really shocked by her . I never expected that they were so interesting. I suddenly felt that she was cheating. This is the coolest contestant I have ever seen on this stage. No kidding. Meituan flash purchase will be here soon. Thanks to Qiehuang, which is in it for co-sponsoring the broadcast . Welcome to the second season of “Talk Show and His/Her Friends”. Welcome to the first stage of the season . This stage is called the Light Fighting Competition. At present, the two lights of Lu Yu and Luo Yonghao have been used up. Only Li Yuchun and Da Zhangwei have the opportunity to let the undecided contestants wait . Let’s enter the second half of the official competition. The first group of PK players to play are Wei Da Ye and Qiu Rui. The friend of Qiu Ruiwei who will play first actually does n’t need to be personally introduced. He has his own club, which is full of talents and widely praised. Then, please welcome the host of Xiaoma Comedy, Wei Da Ye . Hello everyone, I am Wei Da Ye. Hello, friends. After the show was broadcast last year, my life has changed a lot. Many people came to see me, including my university. I went back on the day of the school anniversary. I am from the School of Arts. Our teacher welcomed me warmly and gave me a gift bag with a T-shirt , a red scarf and two letters. I opened it and read one of the letters, which was a thank-you letter. Dear alumni, welcome back to your alma mater. You left your youth here and your years here . When I saw this, I thought I died here. I opened the second letter and read the donation instructions. I should have died here. I was really a little numb at the time, because I had seen that kind of news . I had seen that kind of news . When I went back to the school, they said they would donate tens of millions and the school would name the teaching building after that alumnus. I don’t have that much money , but even if I donated, naming the teaching building after me would feel like a nursing home. Even if I named it after my club, the meaning of the building would not be good. Will I become a member of the society directly after graduation ? The teacher told me that there would be an offline event next, so I should go and participate. Then we are in the School of Arts. We have an auditorium where there is this exchange meeting. I was arranged in the first row and had to speak. I was very nervous at the time because I was worried about my alumni. What should I do if they really donate money ? I was very nervous and waited there. Fortunately, the seniors in front of me just expressed their thoughts. Until the senior in front of me, who was from our School of Arts and 10 years older than me , stood up and said that Lei Jun returned to Wuhan University last year and donated 1.3 billion yuan. I thought to myself, who asked you what you are doing? You are here and you can read. When I was hesitating, the big brother continued to say, “Of course, we are not as good as Lei Jun. I only brought 200 million this time. My brain exploded at that time. My friends finished talking and it was my turn next. What should I do? I can only say that I will die here and I will put my body Donate it to the school. I was hesitating and feeling very uncomfortable when the elder brother said, “My two hundred million are the memories of youth and the friendship between teachers and students. ” I said, “You are playing with this, right?” ” Wow, today you have more than two hundred million. You are also hypocritical and ungrateful . This is four hundred million, Siguoyi (amazing). When our dean heard about the two hundred million , he stood up and sat down again after hearing what happened next . He urgently withdrew his respect. The professor of literature who has studied poetry and songs all his life cursed as he sat down. Really, I thought to myself, senior, I wanted to give him ten million at that time and let him go. Be careful, thank you everyone. I am Great Grandpa. Thank you everyone
. Bye , although my humor is not good , it is profound and meaningful. It is still worth mentioning. I want to tell you a thing . From last year to now, his Laugh Club has been run very well. It must be very good. It is now a new landmark in Changsha. It is also called Kaifu District Disney. Tickets are hard to get. How can it be run so well? Great Grandpa changed his name to Great Grandpa. It is so great. First of all, I think it is because Changsha is a more relaxed city. And the actors from Changsha are actually very chill. The manzai brothers you see , haha. Including some newcomers we will see this year, everyone will be more relaxed. This is the feeling that Changsha brings to us. But we also want to thank our Changsha audience because our Changsha audience is very good. Usually when we go to other cities to perform , there are very few late shows. Only Changsha can perform late shows. The audience’s reaction is still very good. So I think we should thank Changsha and our Changsha audience friends. Thank them. Thank you again Great Grandpa for the wonderful performance he brought us today. Thank you everyone. Thank you Great Grandpa. Please wait in the lounge area. Okay, the friend who is going to compete with Great Lord is really an old friend of talk show. I haven’t seen you for a long time. I miss you very much. Please welcome Qiu Rui. Qiu Rui, hello, everyone. I am Qiu Rui. I haven’t competed for a long time. I am a little nervous . To be honest , as a contestant, this competition can only bring out the evil in my human nature. Usually, when someone writes a new joke, I am really happy for him , but when I stand on the stage of the competition, I see so many newcomers and so many good jokes. I just feel that there are too many women in the palace. At this time, seeing a colleague write a new joke feels like a concubine competing with you for favor. She is pregnant again, but I have no pregnancy. I know that as a sister, I should be happy for her , but I am more anxious. Looking at my blank manuscript, I empathize with Concubine Hua. I said, how come everyone can give birth but I can’t? I don’t know how others write new jokes, so I go to learn. I went to see the black light. The whole special was just talking about my poor eyesight. To be honest, there was a moment when I wanted to cure his eyesight. My mentality was distorted when I stood on the stage of the competition . When I looked at you holding the voting machine in the audience , I felt like I was standing in a palace fighting game . The pop-up window is waiting for everyone to decide whether to save me or banish me to the cold palace. But this is neither good nor bad . I didn’t go on last year and was banished to someone else’s ass. Let me explain to those who haven’t seen it. Maodou wrote a joke about weight loss and inserted me in. Sorry , it ‘s okay. That’s all the information. You can understand it from now on. In fact, I didn’t think the joke was offensive after reading it. It’s a comedy, but someone on the Internet felt offended on my behalf and sent me a private message saying, Qiu Rui, please report Maodou for being vulgar and pornographic . I can see that it’s vulgar. I’m really not speaking for Maodou. If he didn’t write about me, there would be no other way. You must know that this kind of joke that mentions people’s names will definitely work better if they are written about the more famous people. But you don’t dare to insert even real big stars. If you don’t believe it, just replace the ” I” in his joke with a brother. The result is very scary. The joke is broadcast at 7 o’clock at 7:01. The industry has lost the “insertion”. However, in the current network environment, it is too difficult for you to write a joke . We will talk about Maodou’s book during the script reading. The first thing we discussed was not how to make it funnier, but who should be clamped so as not to be on the hot search. Usually only the screenwriters attend the script reading meeting. That time , the legal department came and said that we cannot touch the traffic because there is a risk of receiving a lawyer’s letter. So we let AI (artificial intelligence) be the plaintiff and simulated how serious the consequences would be. AI (artificial intelligence) really dared to judge. It came up and wanted to sue Maodou for house arrest. The public relations department also came and said that if we write about our own people, we should not write about the opposite sex Xiaojia. Xiaojia and Xiaojia are such good homophonic puns. I wrote Xiaojia so well last year. In the end, I had to let him clamp me. I am the only thing Maodou can clamp. In fact, the things that Maodou can clamp in his butt are the boundaries that talk shows can offend. We discussed privately whether there are any better solutions besides me. We said that if we clamp it, we will not be scolded by netizens , and it will be popular and even praised by netizens. We thought about it for a long time and only thought of one way , which is to clamp the Japanese. But the director team was afraid when they heard that I was going to talk about this part . They said that after mentioning it so many times , It won’t be restricted by the platform. Should I change it to the waist and leg connection, right? There is no textbook expression on the Internet that can satisfy everyone. Even textbooks are on the Internet. Some netizens scolded me. I saw “Dawn Blossoms Plucked at Dusk” being scolded for destroying public property by carving the word “early” on the desk. I feel that if Lu Xun knew that he was scolded for this reason, he would want to add the radical “grass” to the word “early”. Now I don’t talk when I’m online to be safe. But we make a living by talking, which leads to some things happening on the Internet. I didn’t want to say it at first, but someone tagged you. Some time ago, there was a short video of a brother singing out of tune. Someone tagged me and said that the material was here. I thought to myself, is this the material? Isn’t this a coffin? I dare say it’s ugly . There are tens of thousands of messages in the comment section. My mood is the same as the first hot comment. If you don’t say it, I won’t say it either. The most important thing for talk shows now is to be funny, not safe. It’s too dangerous outside. I’m back to Edamame, waist and leg connection. Bye, Qiu Rui The countdown to lock the tickets. Thanks again to Qiu Rui for his performance . Qiu Rui, how did you come up with the idea of writing such an article ? Qiu Rui, thank Maodou for letting you out. I was originally planning to I’m sorry. Qiu Rui,
I’m sorry, wrote a paragraph of sandwich text. So you are writing from your heart. I think everyone has this feeling now . Maybe the creators are more likely to be scolded for saying anything. Ordinary people dare not speak with a big account. They open the box at every turn. These things . If there was no Maodou as a material, this might become heavier as it is written. I am still grateful to Maodou for letting me put this thing. Being able to speak out happily, I have always liked Qiu Rui because he can always find a point to be particularly angry, and then he keeps being angry for a 10-minute performance , but in fact, he is also amazing . His anger is actually relatively safe after he is angry. This is a very, very amazing creative ability. And the sense of boundary just mentioned touched me deeply, because in fact, for so many seasons, what we have gained from listening to talk shows is that our acceptance boundary is being broadened, and your narration boundary can also be broadened. Then we approach that boundary not to hurt or offend, but to give us a space to breathe more. So in fact, after we finish listening, your anger may be relieved to some extent, and we can also get a more relaxed feeling of breathing. So this is a very , very comfortable win-win situation. Qiu Rui is rock music , and he is amazing. Thank you, thank you for the very, very good advice given by our laughter group. At the same time, Great Grandpa returned to Taichung. Let’s first take a look at the number of votes given by the laughter group. Qiu Rui is leading by a large margin . Then let’s take a look at the votes of the two actors . Qiu Rui has 260 votes, a very high number of votes. Congratulations to Qiu Rui for advancing Grandpa District Wei is in the waiting area. I’m sorry, Qiu Rui, I shouldn’t have put you between my buttocks . I’m sorry . The two actors who are about to compete are Ace and Xiao Pa. Ace came to this stage for the first time . He said that he is particularly afraid of embarrassment, so we applauded as quickly as possible to reduce other people’s embarrassment. Please invite Ace to the stage. Ace is here. He is a sunny boy from our Peking University and a member of our college student representative team. Hello everyone, I am Ace. Thank you everyone. I am a student. In my daily life, I am indeed afraid of embarrassment. Many embarrassing things will still be fresh in my memory after a long time. The most embarrassing thing in my life was when I entered junior high school. We were told that our school has a system called “I show” in order to encourage students to become extroverted and to encourage students to show themselves. What does it mean ? In our school, all students do not need to raise their hands when answering questions in class. You just stand up and say “I show “. There is more than one way. If you feel that there is a problem during someone else’s presentation, you can stand up and say “I question” . If you think that his questioning is not enough, you can stand up and say “I supplement” . After hearing about this system on the first day of school, there were only three words in my mind. I said “I transfer to another school” . This is too embarrassing. Especially this one, I show and you say I answer, it’s all fine. I show and I feel like a peacock. Then the teacher said, classmates, let’s try it according to my show. Everyone answer the question. The whole class was silent for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, you heard me show . The study committee member of our class stood up. He also became the study committee member after he stood up. Soon, the classmates around me started to show one after another . This made me a little anxious. I said, should I show or not? I feel it is a moment of decision. Either you become the majority of this class, but you will no longer be the majority of human beings. I struggled for a long time. I gritted my teeth and said, I will show. I stood up and found that I would not know this question. It was very difficult to adapt. I especially envied my desk mate. He quickly adapted to this way of expression. He even had some mastery. One day, our teacher assigned homework on the blackboard. My desk mate stood up. I objected. He was really amazing. Later, basically the whole class adapted to this system. On the contrary, many new teachers could not adapt. Imagine that a college graduate who came to his first class and asked his first question was , classmates, which dynasty did Du Fu belong to? In a normal school, everyone would answer together, “Tang Dynasty”. More than 50 people in our class stood up and clapped their hands. I showed The teacher was so scared that all the books fell to the ground. Is our class a mutiny? The old teachers are different. They will greet us in advance. There will be a leader coming to listen to the class in the next class, and you have to demonstrate well. That means no matter what he asks in the next class, the whole class has to stand up and say “I demonstrate” . After this class, the leader is basically deaf. We are also very hard-working. In a 45-minute class, we squatted more than 50 times. And every time the whole class stood up, only one person could answer the question. I often demonstrated for half a day in a class, and if a question was not answered, my demonstration was in vain. Bai Zhantang, when I grew up, it was difficult to fit in with my friends when chatting. They complained that this childhood cartoon was too embarrassing. The people in the cartoon shouted out their own move names at every turn . I said, “It’s okay. Is it that embarrassing? ” Ultraman didn’t jump out and say “I attack” . This is too scary. The little monsters on the opposite side were stunned when they saw it, and they discussed with each other why he said “I attack , I hen “. Our principal obviously overlooked an obvious fact . In our place, only our junior high school implemented this system. We have to go to high school after graduation. You can’t adapt to high school at all. On the first day of high school, I told myself , “Ace, this is a normal school, you can’t demonstrate, you have to raise your hand.” But friends, it only takes 21 days to form a habit, but I showed it in 3 years. It’s not like I can solve it by giving myself a vaccination. You can’t control your instinct at all. I showed it on the third day of school . The teacher asked a very simple question, classmates, “Excuse me, where is the tavern ?” What was the next sentence? I showed it reflexively. The whole class was silent. I felt that my life was over and I might as well die here. So, “Excuse me, where is the tavern?” Ace showed Xinghua Village, and you felt that time was stopped for 5 seconds. After 5 seconds, the whole class burst into laughter . That was the first time in my life that there was an explosion. Only my deskmate didn’t laugh. He looked at me with a little fear . I explained to him after class that I didn’t become like this suddenly. I had been like this every day for the past three years. I felt that the first year of high school was the most embarrassing moment in my life as a 16-year-old. There could be no more embarrassing moment than this. Until two weeks later, I showed it again, and the whole class burst into laughter again. At that moment, I knew that my high school life was over. You can’t have this change, and you can’t change your classmates’ opinion of you. Even if I get the first place in the school in the exam later, and my photo was posted on the bulletin board When your classmates passing by see you, they will only say “show brother”. The only thing that can make me feel a little more balanced is that there is a show sister in the next class. I am your junior high school classmate . We always care about each other every time we meet. Have you shown yourself recently ? When I think about it carefully, junior high school classmates will scatter to various high schools after graduation and become their own show brothers and show sisters. We really are a group of fire when we are together . The show maniac brother is quite brainwashing. I performed it offline before. Once, I was recognized by an audience friend at a subway station. He said, “Ace, I like you very much . I show this joke. Can I take a photo with you? ” I was quite happy. I said yes. I felt that it was finally a happy thing instead of an embarrassing thing. Then the audience friend said, “Ace, can we take a Live picture?” We said while shooting, “I show you. ” I said, “I’ll show you on the subway?” “I’ll show you here .” Thank you everyone. The countdown for Ace’s ticket lock will start soon. Okay , thank you again for your performance, Ace. What is your current identity? You are a graduate student at Peking University. Thank you. What is your major? Computer-related software engineering. When will you graduate next year ? You should graduate next year. So you and Xiaoyu are a club to us. When you express your opinion When you say to yourself, add a verb after me , and then if I am used to saying “I will show”, I will definitely change the tone and say I will not speak for the time being. I originally had a joke like this, so change the tone. It should be okay to save yourself. You took the photo at the end, right? Because I think he is very cute. I
don’t know why , but I like the tone of his voice very much . It feels like a classmate chatting with you. Yes, I like it very much. And I have had this experience of standing up to answer questions . Mr. Luo, what are you going to show? I question it , but I accept it. What school do you go to? That junior high school is a normal junior high school . In fact, it is not only our school, many schools in various places are implementing this system. I understand this thing very well. Although you are a child and a teenager , you also have your dignity. So sometimes schools have some strange rules. Sometimes it is actually a very bad obedience test in essence. So I was quite sad when I heard it just now, but I am very happy for you. That is to say, you have overcome this psychologically. After I became an adult, I actually don’t want to talk about this. You have the courage to write it into a work. It’s really very, very good. I’d like to add that I clapped because I think the listening process is very interesting. Of course, I agree with what Mr. Luo said just now , and it’s very addictive. I have a feeling that I will repeat this often in the next few days. I will show this sentence pattern, so its terribleness lies in this, and then you can interpret a lot of things. What Mr. Luo just talked about is the alienation of people by a system or a requirement. So after you laugh, as he said, you will feel quite sad in your heart. So I am very happy to see him here fighting against himself in this way. I had some unpleasant memories in my childhood , so I will clap because I feel that the listening process is very addictive. The presentation is over. Thank you, teacher . Ace, please wait in the rest area. The friend who will appear next is a new friend from Xinjiang. Her name is Xiaopa, but she specifically wrote in her self-introduction that I am not afraid . Let’s welcome Xiaopa. Xiaopa is so handsome and beautiful. Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone. I am Xiaopa. I am from Xinjiang . Do you know where it is? Just say Urumqi, Ili, Korla. You are talking about big cities. A very good place. I come from a very , very small place called Aksu . Apple, for all these years , I’ve never seen an Aksu person outside. It seems that there is no one in Aksu, only apples. I am a Uyghur. Our family is very traditional. My grandmother told me since I was a child that when I grow up, I can only marry someone from our area. Otherwise, you will drag all our ancestors up to 70 generations and our descendants down to 70 generations into hell. That ‘s scary. Friends, there is no me for 70 generations up and down. People from different places cannot be together. This view is very narrow-minded in my opinion, because in my opinion, there are probably only two situations in the world that are not convenient to be together. The first situation is that the relationship is too close, and marriage between close relatives is definitely not allowed, right? (Yes) The second situation is that the relationship is too distant , and reproductive isolation occurs. Every time I tell this joke , some of the audience will be in a state of isolation. She just mentioned what brand of isolation. Although I have a very tolerant attitude towards marriage , I have never been married since I was a child because all the marriages in our family have been ended by my father . I have known him for so many years, and he has had about six or seven marriages. This is what I know. I don’t know. I don’t know. Holidays When I got home , there was a strange woman at home. I knew who she was. I wanted to be friendly but I was too nervous. When people are nervous, it will be awkward to speak. I opened my mouth and said , “You are the new mother, right? It ‘s awkward at home and it’s awkward when I go out. Do you remember where I came from? (Aksu) A small place with more apples than people. In such a small place, my father has been married several times and had several relationships. When I go out with him, if he pulls me and turns around for no reason while walking, I know it ‘s OK and I ‘ve met his ex-wife . However, if he tells me to get out of here for no reason while walking, I know it’s OK and I’ve met my future wife. As I get older, I become more and more curious about why someone would be willing to marry my father. I am so curious that I even asked him. I said, ” Sixth mom, why did you marry my father? Because my father has a bad temper, likes to drink, doesn’t do housework, is domestically violent and gambles. ” She interrupted me and said, “Child, I know your father has a lot of problems , but he will definitely be more mature in the future. ” My father was 52 years old that year and he was still not ripe at 52. I suspect my father is a kiwi fruit because that thing is always raw when I buy it. After I buy it and put it at home, its state is raw. When I look at it again, it is rotten. Our family 我会一直在的 English: Everyone is very tolerant. My dad has always told me that your dad is still young and he will be fine in two years. He will pass away in two years. I am the opposite of my dad. I am not only precocious, but I am forced to mature . My family has told me since I was a child that you are not young anymore and you have to be sensible , so I will leave first. It may be because of my dad’s so-called immaturity that he will be entangled with several women at the same time. I have seen that kind of scene since I was a child . My two mothers fought and they grabbed each other. The two mothers grabbed each other. That scene was especially about grabbing the mothers. I am jokingly telling you about this now , but do you know how big a shadow this incident has left on me? I am 33 years old this year and I still can’t stand the scene of two old ladies fighting over a mineral water bottle downstairs. I will react. Friends, as soon as I see it, it’s over . It ‘s two women fighting over a piece of trash again . I am very curious why my dad can get married so many times. I am too curious. Later I found out that he is so smart. He can say that a selfish thing is altruistic. I asked him, I said you have failed so many times, why do you still want to get married? He said, isn’t it mainly to find you a mother? He wants to find a partner and he uses me as an excuse . I even suspect that he is having an affair with someone else. When I was talking about whether she wanted to go up and sit for a while, my daughter would do somersaults. If he really got married just to find a mother for me, shouldn’t he refer to my ideas a little? No, I had never met this mother before marriage. Why did he have free love and I arranged a mother-daughter relationship ? Besides , why did he have to find a mother for me? I became independent very early. My father used that trick again and said, “I’m not doing this to give you a younger brother , right? When you get married in the future, your younger brother can protect you when your husband beats you .” At that moment, I understood a truth. Friends,
there may not be men in this world who love me, but there will definitely be men who beat me. But if we follow this logic , it is unfair to my unborn younger brother, don’t you think? If he was born to protect me, then he has no life of his own to live, no ideals of his own to realize, and no wife of his own to beat. Thank you. My father’s logic is very strange. He is waiting for me to get married. On the one hand, he is waiting for others to marry their daughters to his own family, and on the other hand, he is waiting for his own daughter to marry to someone else’s family. The earliest general equivalent of marriage exchange is sheep , and I feel like that sheep. From one home to another , but later I found that I had thought too much. A sheep can just be a sheep in someone else’s home, not like a cow or a horse. My dad has never had a son. He was so anxious to have a son that he had different daughters with different women. At that moment, I found that my dad might not be that smart because he had already used the control variable method. Why hasn’t he found the problem yet? I knew in the second grade of elementary school that 0 multiplied by any number is equal to 0. Although my dad has no son , his tolerance and preference for boys has reached a crazy level. He will tolerate all his mistakes just because he is a boy. He will tolerate any mistakes he makes. He will tolerate them forcefully. Only when I grow up will I find that the whole society is my dad. When I was a child, I was just a little bit small. I was bullied by a boy, so I went home and complained to my dad. I said, “Dad.” He pulled my braids. My dad, oh, little boy, I said, “Dad.” He peed everywhere. My dad, oh, little boy, I said, “Dad .” The United States dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima . My dad, oh, little boy, thank you everyone . I am Xiaopa. Thank you for the perfect high vote. The countdown to Xiaopa’s locked votes. Applause again to Xiaopa. Why did Xiaopa choose this topic when I first met you on this stage? Because I don’t know how long I can stay on this stage, so I think it’s the first You said what you wanted to say the most in one article . That ‘s amazing. Xiaopa is the coolest contestant I have ever seen on this stage. Thank you . And on this stage, whether it’s boys or girls , we have seen people with strange problems in their families countless times , but no one has ever been able to talk about it so easily like you do . So we have a question , which is, first of all, if this incident did not cause you any real harm or trouble in the process of growing up , and you can handle it so calmly, then you are very, very remarkable. If this incident caused you trouble, but you can still tell it as a joke so calmly, that is even more remarkable. So no matter what, this conclusion can only point to remarkable and even more remarkable. Very good, thank you. I was really shocked by her. Later, I felt very satisfied and funny in my heart, but at the same time, I also had a lot of anger in my heart . My anger was not because I had experienced these things , but because she allowed me to enter her state. I was angry about the state she told me about. I am actually a very peaceful person. love (love and peace) is a very calm person , so I rarely feel this state. I am especially grateful to Xiaopa for letting me feel this feeling for the first time. Thank you , thank you, Teacher Luyu, thank you. When did you discover that talk show can help you say these things ? Or will I receive some private messages or some people come to me and say, “Xiaopa, I actually feel the same way , or I have experienced similar situations . It is you who let me know that even after experiencing these, we can still live with strength. Thank you. Rather than saying that I was shocked or surprised, I even felt that this year’s talk show stage has broadened the boundaries of where the topics we can talk about and the attitudes we can express are. I feel that it seems to be wider. Yes , I think it is an unknown. Yes , thank
you, thank you Chunchun, let us invite Ace back to Taichung. Since it is a PK, we always have to look at the scores. Let’s look at the Laughing Friends Group first. Xiaopa 40 Ace 20. After the audience vote is over, let’s take a look at their votes. During the performance, I was in a blank state for more than ten seconds. My mind was blank. The feeling of where I was and what I was doing was better than I thought. I thought that maybe I forgot the words or the rhythm was completely messed up , but these situations did not happen, so today is okay. Congratulations to Xiaopa for the high vote of 280 votes. Congratulations to Xiaopa for entering the promotion zone, which is amazing. Ace is temporarily in the waiting zone. After Xiaopa finished her performance, I could feel that a person with such a broken family had such a strong heart and was so powerful on the stage because her eyes had a kind of ruthlessness. That ruthlessness was my pain towards my original family and my father. I must speak out because I was holding my breath and couldn’t let it out. I felt that only after I finished speaking could the hatred in my heart dissipate. The many injuries he brought to me have been with me until now. I have no way to completely heal some problems. Moreover, as I get older, I find that the more I want to escape from him , the more he resembles me. Then I start to hate myself. In fact, Xiaopa has not completed the so-called reconciliation with the past . She is still in the process of struggling . She may be in the world sometimes and in a painful situation sometimes every day . So this is still a day-to-day process of fighting between heaven and man . So this is what I will be very I feel sorry for them. The two who are about to go on stage are both new to this stage for the first time . So the next one to go on stage in a 1v1PK is the one who is about to go on stage. He is very good at observing life and uses the details of life as his creative inspiration. Applause, welcome Han Dagou from Suzhou Lai Si Club. Hello, everyone. I am Han Dagou. It’s my first time recording a show. I am very nervous and excited. I came to the rehearsal yesterday. Looking at the stage and the scenery , I feel that the show treats us as talk show stars. When we arrived yesterday, the program team booked that cheap hotel . We were just friends . I am familiar with cheap hotels . You may have stayed in them when you are traveling on business. We usually stay in those cheap express chain hotels during our weekly tours. It is too difficult to stay there. The disposable items inside are also of poor quality. I don’t know if you have noticed that the cheaper the hotel, the thinner the material of the slippers (yes) . It is thinner than the beef in Lanzhou ramen. It feels like it is made of napkins and will melt when it comes into contact with water . Moreover, these slippers are tied and folded every day. They have become 2D (flat). It is a flat surface and your feet cannot fit in. I was trying to wear the slippers there, and it was like crushing cigarette butts. I feel that after wearing these slippers a few more times, my toes can count money. Moreover, I I hope these hotels can reach a consensus that you should put disposable slippers in a fixed place. Is it necessary to hide them so deep? It’s not like I’m looking for the bride’s shoes . I had to look for the slippers as soon as I entered the door. It was like I was in an escape room. I couldn’t find them after searching for a long time. I had to call the front desk and ask the NPC (non-player character) if he could give me some clues. He asked me to look in the second drawer of the closet . Why didn’t I put it directly in the safe ? No one wants to take away such worn and difficult-to-wear slippers, except for Jiang Zihao’s slippers from two years ago. They didn’t prepare them well and put a bunch of things that are rarely used in my room. Some hotels claim to be environmentally friendly and no longer actively provide disposable toothpaste and toothbrushes , but they will put sewing kits and shower caps. The sewing kit is so practical for me. I can finally DIY (do it yourself) a pair of comfortable slippers. And the shower cap is just a shoe cover for me . I specifically asked my female friends around me. They said that they would not wear a shower cap when they didn’t want to wash their hair when taking a shower. It was too difficult to use . They would rather lower the height of the shower head. I was very curious about who the target audience of this shower cap was . Once when I was taking a shower, I just didn’t want to wash my hair, so I wore a shower cap and took a shower. After that, I felt like washing my hair as well, as it was all sweaty. It distilled out all the moisture in my body, leaving me confused. I thought I’d quickly find a hair dryer to blow it dry. The hair dryer is harder to find than slippers . It’s always hidden in a flannel bag , like the official seal of this room. Every time I look for the hair dryer, I regret it. I said I seemed to have seen it when I was looking for slippers just now. Besides, there’s always a bunch of things on the bed in the hotel. I sleep alone, so where can I sleep if I put six pillows ? Even if Nezha comes to sleep , it would take two Nezha to use up all the six pillows. And if the six pillows are not enough , there’s also something I call a scarf at the end of the bed , a Hun Tian Ling. I was very curious and asked my friends in the hotel industry, “Is this thing for wiping my feet?” He said no, it’s called a bed flag , and it’s for those guests who don’t want to take off their shoes and lie on the bed with their shoes on to use as a footrest. ” I said, “Then you can just prepare disposable slippers , right?” What I can’t understand the most is that some hotels stuff the quilt under the mattress and it’s hard to pull it out. They said this is called the Western way of folding the quilt. I said no , just try the Chinese way, fold the quilt into a tofu block and put it on the bed (yes) , but it’s hard to stuff it in. I pulled the quilt out and said, ” This design is ridiculous. Are you so afraid that I will sleep in it? ” I was anxious. I said, “Do I really need a quilt?” I covered myself with those six pillows. I felt cold , so I had a scarf. In the end, I fell asleep in the quilt and could not move. It felt like I was sleeping in a large disposable slipper. This is okay. Every time I turned over, I felt that the bed was snatching the quilt from me. I said, “Don’t bother . Turn off the lights and go to sleep. ” As soon as I turned off the lights, I found that there is always a light in the hotel that you don’t know where the switch is. I turned off the master control. My understanding of the master control is that you put Turn off the lights, cut off the electricity , take away the oxygen, it doesn’t matter, I don’t need these when I sleep. There is still a light in the corridor that is provocatively on. Why are you afraid that the pinhole camera can’t capture me clearly? The light switches in the hotel are like the drinking game. This one is on and this one is off. Guess whether this one is on or off. Moreover, some hotels always like to install some lights in the room that people usually don’t install when decorating. I stayed in a hotel that added a circle of atmosphere lights under my bed, but I couldn’t find the switch. That night , I lay on the white bed with a circle of golden light around it. There was also a pair of paper slippers beside the bed. What kind of hotel am I staying in? Yuanji Hotel. It’s also very troublesome to take a shower in a hotel. When you take a shower in a hotel, you never know which shower head the water will come out of. I’m adjusting the temperature like a DJ. If I’m not careful, it will rain on my head from above. I should have worn a shower cap. In addition, the water temperature in some shabby hotels is not linear . When you take a shower, even if you pull the handle of the shower faucet and adjust it bit by bit , millimeter by millimeter, you can’t get the temperature you want. Even if the thief in the movie opens the safe with a stethoscope, it’s useless. There are only two temperatures, and they’re a bit cold. The shabby hotel made it difficult for me to take a shower or sleep well. I even sprained my foot when I kicked off the quilt at night . I was so angry that when I checked out, I wanted to put the room card in my slippers , fold the slippers, and put them in the shower cap . Sew the shower cap with a sewing kit and put it under the mattress. Look for it. You will probably find it soon. There is a camera. Thank you everyone. I’m Han Dagou. Thank you Teacher Luo for your overall view . Everyone is here. The countdown to locking the tickets is starting. Applause again for Han Dagou. He is not only an excellent talk show actor, he is also the Suzhou Laitai Club that I mentioned just now . Then He is the manager . He has a lot of experience in performing on stage. He also said that it has been four or five years. I was particularly touched just now . That night, I kicked the quilt. That night, the quilt was really stuck. Every time I was very sleepy before, I had to pull it out and start kicking it. At night, I played Indian tortillas by myself . You said there is another bed with an atmosphere light marquee. There is a circle underneath the bed. There is an atmosphere light marquee around the bottom of the bed . I was really enlightened, right? You also think that he found the details in the middle very accurately , especially well. In fact, I have encountered many of the things he just talked about last night. Last night, I was looking for a switch for a machine that I don’t know whether it was a humidifier or an air conditioner. I didn’t know how to turn it on, so I unplugged the power. Then I didn’t know how to turn on the TV. I said you should leave it on, so I slept with it on. After turning off the main switch, there was still one in the bathroom. It was not an atmosphere light , but a night light in the bathroom. I had to turn it off . I searched for it for a long time and turned it off. Then the bed flag was the first time I knew about it. This is called a bed flag. I didn’t know it was a footrest. I always thought it was very high-end. I always folded it very well and put it next to it. You also helped him fold it, right? Because I said that I have folded this too. You also folded the kind that is like satin, because you will think it is a decoration, right? I think it may be a high-end thing. Has it never been used as a shawl? Almost. Let us thank Han Dagou for his wonderful performance. It was fun and brought us so many interesting discussions . Thank you Dagou , thank you Dagou. In front of him was Xiao Pa. How could Han Dagou take over such a handsome performance? There was no sound in the first two minutes. I was thinking about it and wanted to comfort him. Then he just spoke on his own. I was very happy for him. When Han Dagou went up, I was actually a little worried because he did not follow his own personality, but made an observation . And that observation was not the kind that resonated with people. He handled it, his analogy, and his comedy skills very well . He mixed all the elements in one space, and then kept repeating them, and finally used emotions to top it up. This year he proved himself. The next one is also on this stage for the first time. He has a very special temperament. He is silly and humorous , but he is actually very close to the fire. Let us welcome this talk show host. Please welcome the second brother with applause. Hello, everyone. I am the second brother . You don’t need to applaud yet. My main job is a firefighter. Now you can. Really, you are very cute , but you are also very lucky because you met me today who is doing talk show, not me at work. I like to do talk show because it allows me to tell the truth. Before I did it, people often asked me why I chose to be a firefighter. I said because I like it and because I love it. But after doing talk show, I have to express my true feelings. What likes and what loves? Aren’t there also responsibilities, missions and obligations? Do you know that after becoming a firefighter, your friends say that you have become upright now ? To be honest , when I was a child, I was in our village. If you mentioned me , everyone would condemn me . I think about the sins I did in the past. When I was a child, I was more naughty and liked to play with fire. The way to put out the fire was also simple. I used water. I remember that after one day of using a basin of water, the fire was not put out at all, and my cotton pants burned. At that time, I summed up my experience and said that I should not put out fires downwind in the future because it wastes cotton pants. You know, in our rural areas During spring ploughing, we need to burn away the wasteland. My family has very little land, so I was not satisfied with burning the wasteland, so I burned the whole village. The fire burned for two days and fined my dad 6,000 yuan. My dad told me that he wanted a second child. I said, “Dad, if you want a second child, won’t I still have to punish you?” My dad said, ” I can strangle you to death first. ” At that time, I not only liked playing with fire, I also liked setting off firecrackers. Since I was not satisfied with setting off firecrackers, I threw them into my chicken coop, the doghouse, and the vegetable cellar. The chickens and dogs were running wild . It was too exciting because my mother climbed out of the vegetable cellar. At that time, my mother exploded and shouted to my dad, “Dad , I agree to have a second child. Strangle the second kid to death quickly. ” I left our village to become a firefighter, and I took our entire village with me. The villagers’ hope is that I leave. They don’t even know what firefighters do. They just hope that I will leave. The day I left, the village chief came to my house to see me off. He hugged me affectionately and said, “That’s great. Go back to the city and build the village quickly. Don’t come back if you can. ” But when I came to the fire station, I found that I was very suitable to be a firefighter because I was praised by our captain the first time I put out a fire. Our captain said, “Second brother, you can do it. I haven’t even taught you yet, but you know how to judge the wind direction in the fire .” I said, “Cotton Pants taught me a lesson. He asked, “How come you are so calm and composed in this battle ?” I said, “I have seen big scenes before I came. I was young at that time.” After being praised, he became a little arrogant. His old comrades couldn’t stand it and said to him , “Second brother, where are you now? I dare to catch such a long snake with my bare hands. Do you dare? I have taken out three burning gas cylinders in a fire scene . Do you dare? I was young and hot-tempered at that time. I said I had shot my mother with a cannon. Do you dare? I have been a firefighter for fourteen years. I am not bragging to everyone. In countless firefighting and rescue operations, I was the first to get off the car and rush to the front because as a firefighter, I had no choice. I was the last one to get on the car when I was on duty. Of course, everyone is not born to be a firefighter. I was also afraid when I first went on duty. I was also afraid. I remember one time a garment factory caught fire. The fire was so big that I was very scared. When I got off the car, I encouraged myself. I kept muttering to myself, saying, “It’s okay . The fire is not big. Don’t be afraid. The fire is not big. ” At this time, my captain passed by me and said, “Second brother, you said the fire is not big. You have seen big scenes. Let me go in and rescue the trapped people. You know, there is a lot of smoke after entering. ” At this time, I suddenly felt that there were two pairs of eyes staring at me not far away. I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet and rushed in. I successfully rescued two mannequins. Sometimes it is really difficult to see a person clearly. At that time, the boss was so moved that he almost cried and said, “Brother, it’s great that you rescued two minks.” It’s much more expensive than this dummy. My captain also praised me for being calm and said that I chose to save the children’s clothing model first among so many dummies. When it comes to firefighters, everyone knows that it’s dangerous. I also suffered a work-related injury two years ago. I had a two-thirds meniscus removal and anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction surgery on my right knee, which is quite serious. What do I want to tell you by saying this? Usually everyone knows that firefighters are dangerous, but they don’t know how dangerous they are. They don’t know how dangerous firefighters who play basketball are. It’s crazy . I was standing on the sidelines watching them. Firefighters playing basketball can hit me. The one who hit me was my comrade- in-arms , the person I love the most, who hurt me the most. I have seen so many accidents , but this accident surprised me the most. I was lying on the ground. My comrades-in-arms all came over to show concern for me. Some said cold compress, some said hot compress. I lay there for seven or eight minutes, but no one took me to see a doctor. Finally, a comrade-in-arms took out his mobile phone and said, “Don’t worry, buddy. I’ll find someone who knows how to take a look at it for you .” Later, he asked me what my birth date was. At this time, my captain came over. When I saw me The captain came over and said, “Captain, I’m done. I might have a broken bone. ” The captain was very serious . It’s impossible. I have the most experience. Please stand up and let me have a look. I stood up suddenly and heard a click. The captain said that this is now called a broken bone . I was sent to the hospital. When we got to the hospital, the doctor was very professional and took a look at the film. Oh my god , how did you get it done? I was embarrassed to say that I played basketball . He said, ” I’m done. You can’t play basketball in the future. If you like , you can only watch them play basketball.” I didn’t listen to the doctor and I didn’t dare to watch it anymore. You know, I have been a firefighter for many years and I have experienced the world . You know, many people asked me what I was thinking about when I was conducting some dangerous rescue operations. Do you think you want to contribute and make achievements like in movies and TV dramas ? In fact, I’m not that great. I haven’t thought about contributing or making achievements, but I have never thought about retreating. Thank you everyone , I’m the second brother . The second brother is here . The countdown to lock the tickets. Applause again for the second brother . Second brother , are you experienced in offline performances before ? I have been in contact with talk shows for nearly three and a half years. There are not many performance opportunities because of my club The economy is not that prosperous now, is it the same as Maodou? Yes , it will be even worse after Maodou left. Why do I ask this question ? I think he is still very calm on stage, very calm , controlling the stage , the rhythm , the interaction with the audience , and the emotional reactions of the audience. The points are all very accurate. I like his performance . It is full of energy and natural, and it is done in one go. If you don’t have the experience of life, it is impossible to create such things . That ’s why I like it very much. Because there are many policemen in our family but never a firefighter. So when he was talking about his embarrassing things, his fear, his vulnerability , and his mischief , this image is very vivid in front of me, yes , so for me, it is particularly touching. Yes , I think the second brother showed it very well. It tells us that if you are on the stage of a program made for TV for the first time, this is the best way to present yourself. In it, you can instantly know this person, his personality, and his character. This person suddenly comes alive. Get up and Maodou. When you two were in the same club , did you two exchange jokes? Because their jokes are a little bit similar, right? Do you exchange jokes? Maodou is the talk show leader. The word “leader” is quite rare. After watching him, I feel that he is more direct and I prefer this. He is in the navy and I am in the fire department. You all have the same team. He rides the wind and waves and I rush into the fire. Let’s take a look at the votes of the two of you. I was a little nervous at the beginning, but then I found my form little by little. I think I have tried my best and almost done the best I can. Very close, very close. Han Dagou 228, Erge 212. Congratulations to Dagou for entering the promotion zone . Erge will have to wait in the waiting zone. The two 1V1 players below are familiar faces. The ones who are about to PK are