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Please introduce yourself in one sentence. My profession is a firefighter. I used to be a policeman , a short play actor, a fourth-rate novelist , a business genius , and a high EQ college student . I will have a new identity when I go to school . I am a mobile cattle and horse. I am too good at going to work. I will go to work even if I don’t have work. I am a bad person who tries every means to make myself happy. I (introverted type) I am beautiful and intelligent , I can eat and drink, and I laugh to death when I am poor. I look like two people who are brainless and unhappy. I am the hope of the whole village . I may be a person from the land. A small mountain village on the Loess Plateau, Hulan County, Heilongjiang Province , is now Hulan District, Harbin City, Anhui Province, Suzhou City, Lingbi County, Xialou Town, Qiaohe Village, Home is also a place where people get hurt. I don’t want to lie down, I just want to escape. I have been thinking about who I am or who I should be. You can tell by looking at my performance. The answer is on the puzzle. I have done some things that others dare not do. Since I’m in this world, I might as well live well. I might mess this up. I’m the fearless Bu Jingyun . You just need to grab what you can grab. Occasionally, you’ll have the urge to hit the earth in your heart. It ‘s an adventure . I’ll always believe that Xu Zhisheng will be funnier than your previous self. You really let go of your whole body and soul on the stage. The thing I’m most proud of recently is that I’m Hu Lan, I’m Xu Haolun , I’m Tan Xiangwen, I’m Shanhe, I’m Mengchuan , the most popular person on the deserted island, Xu Zhisheng , Haha, Cao Qiurui
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, He Guangzhi, Bu Jingyun, the hot pot king, Dadao , Zhou Xinyu, Harry, Edamame, Kid , Jiang Zihao, Caicai, Li Mengjie, Wang Xiaoli , Jia Hao, Wang Zihan, Ruirui, Lu Bowei, Not Spicy, Seven, Qiu Yue, Xiaoxue, Big Goose, Li Wen , Little Fourth Master, Ah Xiu, Sun Shuheng, Xiaopa, Hou Zhiyuan, Wang Ying, Zhang Hui, Xiaodie, Echo Han Dagou, Zhang Jun, Xiaokuai, Erge, Wei Ye, Zhao Yue, Sun Xi, Xue Bing, Hu Ya, Xiao Qi, Gao Han, Da Guo Shou, Ji Ye, Xiao Yu, Wu Ding , Ace Chicken Wings, Safety Exit. Is this the opening song? Is this an advertisement? Keyboard solo (personal performance) Guitar solo ( personal performance) Wang Mian solo (personal performance) Welcome to the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends”. First, let us invite the members of this season’s Laughing Friends Group. The first one is Teacher Lu Yu , who can give accurate comments when she is given a microphone. She is so beautiful. Next, please invite Teacher Luo Yonghao , who can do business if he is given a hammer . Applause. Please invite my good friend Da Zhangwei, who can have fun without giving anything . Finally, the warmest applause. Please give him no matter how much criticism he gives , he can bounce back and bounce back. The host who bounced back the strongest. Mr. Zhang, do you know that you are doing my job? I didn’t even want to cue you. To be honest , since you are here, why did you bring us such a happy song ? I just felt that this stage still needed music . So I wrote a theme song called “Zi Lai Hai”. Actually, I didn’t want to write this song . What I wanted to write was “What to do” and “What to do An An” that old audiences may know. So I really wanted to write ” Why are you still doing it ? What else can you do? Are you still doing it? ” But the director team rejected my request. I mean, since the song has been written, can I just participate in the competition ? (Yes) Mr. Zhang, we won the championship in the third season . You didn’t invite me that year. You don’t know Maybe you can go back and make up for the show. Did I ask you this question? Well, let me give you a good suggestion. Take your junk and disappear, okay? Don’t play it anymore. Wang Mian, collect the people and leave. Look, there is no music on the stage. Do your best. There is music on the stage. I can’t do it. Applause to Wang Mian again. Please disappear soon . Thank you again, Wang Mian , for the warm-up song he brought us. I will come back. Come on, come on, everyone. Welcome to “Talk Show and His Friends” sponsored by Meituan Flash Purchase. Welcome everyone. I am very happy to meet you again . A year has passed and the talk show is still here and I am still here. In fact, I said in the show last year that I hope the show can be popular, but I am afraid that it will be too popular and then it will definitely abandon me. So the best show is It can be popular, but not too popular. At that time, I said something in the program. I said that it would be good if it was just the right amount of popular . As a result, my words came true. It was indeed not that popular. Of course, this was not my own achievement, but also the efforts of all the contestants last season and the Laughing Friends Group. I still came this year because of my relationship with this program. I am the original partner. We do have an emotional foundation and we can get along well. Besides, we ca n’t leave when we get older, right? If we want to leave , we have to wait until the children finish performing on the Spring Festival Gala. This year, there are many children . There are a total of 59 groups of children this year. It seems that more and more people are friends with talk shows. At the same time, more people perform on the Spring Festival Gala here. Our program is the Avenue of Stars of talk shows. The Laughing Friends Group and those old friends, Lu Yu and Da Zhangwei, are very familiar to everyone. They are not just friends and family. They can be written into the family tree of the program. Welcome you two. Another old friend, Mr. Luo Yonghao. Why didn’t I say He can be written into the family tree because he would visit the house across the street occasionally but also very often. I was very afraid. I treated him as a family member. He just wanted to make friends with us. The three of them are the golden lineup of talk shows. They wanted to be on the same stage last year, but the three of them were not able to be on the same stage together. This year, we have gathered together . Today, our king bomb combination gathered for the first time in the program to comment on each other. Mr. Luo commented on Mr. Luyu and Da Zhangwei. I think in the past twenty years, if there was no Da Zhangwei in the Chinese entertainment industry, I would feel that the word “entertainment” would be a bit far-fetched. And then I would not be so outstanding. I would be shy when I see you, which is too scary. In addition, in the past twenty years in China, if there was no Mr. Luyu’s character interview, we might have seen more non-characters in this kind of program . So in this sense, I feel fortunate to be able to be on the same stage with these two teachers. I am very happy , because Mr. Luo and I have a very special and wonderful fate. Mr. Luo has always been in the talk show industry , always protecting everyone , and I have always been protecting him. The two of us together are “Luo Dayou”. I am very happy , and Mr. Luo is in my mind. Wherever you go They are all pillars , but when Mr. Luo came to the talk show, he was willing to put himself down and become a bridge, right? So that others can become better through him, so we have to applaud and encourage Mr. Luo. Thank you . It’s Mr. Luyu. Mr. Luyu and I are together. Our CP (partner) name is just like a joke about edamame. We say Luyu Da Zhangwei “Lu Dachang”. And Mr. Luyu in my mind is like a white paint. There are many paints that feel very bright, but without white paint to brighten them, they won’t stand out. So Mr. Luyu is the brightening ambassador of our show . And Mr. Shaogang, Mr. Shaogang, you are me . I don’t need to use it. I have to say you. You are our emperor. We can step on you . No , I wo n’t be angry if I step on you, right? Our teacher Dadi has always supported us. Our teacher Shaogang , applause to encourage Mr. Shaogang, Mr. Luyu has praised him to this extent , and it’s so brilliant. Let’s have Mr. Luyu’s comments. If it weren’t for Lao Luo, I would definitely not have entered the talk show circle. When I was hesitating whether to try the talk show, the only two people I asked before were Lao Luo. I I said I didn’t dare, but he persuaded me well, using both reason and emotion, and finally I dared to enter rashly. So I am very grateful to Lao Luo. Thank you very much . In my mind, Lao Luo represents a very high level of speaking, that is, he can speak well but also has a huge and powerful aura , which is a way of speaking that I particularly appreciate. Da Zhangwei represents another way of speaking that makes me feel at ease, so I am happy and at ease to cooperate with the two of them. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Do you have a name for your group ? I have been thinking about it for a long time but I haven’t thought of it, but the staff said that it is called Lu Dachui Lu Dachui in private . In fact, if we use our Lu Yu , then Mr. Luo LL and I am D , right? We happen to be the cheerleading team and can also come. Welcome again to our cheerleading team of this year’s Laughing Friends Group, in addition to the three of us, we have a new friend . Knowing that he is coming, all of our contestants are very happy and just want to be friends with him because he is very popular among young people. We originally said that we would wait for him to come before starting recording, but this friend said that we don’t have to wait. It will arrive in half an hour of normal recording . I would like to introduce it to you all . It is Meituan Flash Purchase, a faster shopping It has everything for food, drinks, entertainment and daily necessities, and they can all be delivered in 30 minutes︎How can I describe this speed ? It arrives in the time it takes us to say a few words. And this time, Meituan Flash Purchase did not come on its own, it also brought us a new friend. Let’s give a round of applause. Please welcome Li Yuchun, who is so handsome . It feels like it’s already midnight at the New Year’s Eve party. Hello, everyone. I’m Li Yuchun. I came to participate in the talk show this time because I saw a lot of jokes performed by the actresses here. They made me, an introvert, have an urge to express myself . I also want to go to the table, but they said, this is called changing tables. Which table do you want to be at? You can stand on the table. In fact, I am very stressed when I give a talk show this time because I have never done it before. Although I have the urge to create after hearing the jokes , it is a musical urge, not a talk (speech). It is not my job nor the part I am good at. But as a friend of talk shows, I have to say that I don’t want to be a friend of talk shows now. I want to be an enemy of talk shows . Talk shows are very popular, and they are popular just right. I have met Xu Zhisheng twice before The first time we passed each other, I called him Xu Zhisheng and he ran away. The second time was in the gym. I called his name in the same way and he ran away. I ran away too. We ran for a long time because we were both on the treadmill. I was just running, but Zhisheng thought I was chasing stars. Today, I want to clarify that Zhisheng, I am not your fan, I am a fan of Bu Jingyun. It’s worth it. It’s worth it. This is the first time I clarify a rumor because it’s the worst of all the rumors. In fact, there have been many rumors about me since my debut. At 20, they said I was the daughter of a milk tycoon. At 30, they said I married an old French man. At 40 , they said I was completely defeated by fate and sat in a wheelchair with no one to inherit my property . In comparison , I think the hot searches on Weibo are more friendly. They are just asking who put the skirt on Li Yuchun . I will formally respond that I wore it myself and I want to make a popular science article. A skirt is a kind of clothing that is wrapped around the waist without trouser legs. It is not a secondary sexual characteristic of a person. Whether a person wears a skirt or not, it is not worthy of being on the hot search. Even wearing a skirt with new pants is not worthy of being on the hot search . What I wear is actually always my own choice , even for some fashion events. The first time I cooperated with an international top stylist , the other party wanted me to cosplay Marilyn Monroe. He had a simple idea. He thought I was a super symbol of China. Marilyn Monroe was a super symbol of the United States. The skirt was a super symbol of women. We can mix it up. I replied to him with a super symbol that represents rejection. I don’t want to be Monroe No. 2. I want to be Chunchun No. 1. I shot an advertisement for a brand before. The slogan was ” You are worthy of it .” I told the client I don’t want to say you deserve it, I want to say I deserve it. Party A said no, you have to say you deserve it. I said, if you say you deserve it , doesn’t that mean I deserve it? He was stunned by my question and said, you have such a strong subjectivity. I talked to you for just a few words and I, Party A, had already become an object. I said, object, you deserve it. In that era, just because I was different from the image of girls that everyone knew, people gave me nicknames. I experienced large-scale cyber violence very early. Now that the times have progressed , they say that the title of so-and-so brother or so-and-so grandpa is actually a kind of honorific for powerful women . I think in this way, so- and-so sister or so-and-so grandma can also be used to refer to powerful men. It’s a kind of honorific. For example, Mr. Luo has a broad vision, so she ‘s named Luo Nai. Ms. Zhang Shaogang is skilled in hosting, so she’s named Gang Jie Da Zhang Wei. You’re just a singer, so just be an ordinary teacher. Of course, these are just assumptions. If you want to ask me what I really feel, I can only say that I can only say that to this day I still don’t dare to be a guest at Chen Xiaochun’s concert, for fear of hearing those two words . I can’t always correct others when I hear them, saying, ” You should still call us Chunchun.” I’m Chunchun No. 1 and he’s Chunchun No. 2. This year is my 20th year in work. I’ve vaguely felt since last year that everyone is waiting for me to do something big, so on April 1 of this year On the 1st, I proposed to organize a large-scale marathon to give back to the vast number of corns who have accompanied me all the way. Of course, corn did not disappoint . My proposal was met with widespread grief, saying that Li Yuchun bullied the elderly. Some people also said that we can challenge traditional aesthetics , but we cannot abandon traditional virtues. I don’t know whether the marathon will be held , but what I really want to express is that this is a one-person marathon in my life. I will definitely continue to run. I don’t want to sit in a wheelchair. I want to be myself. Thank you everyone. I am Li Yuchun. This is Chunchun’s first time to talk about how it feels. I actually wanted to bring a musical instrument to this stage to call for a retreat, but fortunately I didn’t use it. Then, when I was preparing later, I was always watching my heart rate . My heart rate has actually entered the fat-burning heart rate. I feel really nervous . In addition , Chunchun has prepared a surprise for everyone , which will be given to everyone at the end of this stage. Another round of applause welcomes Chunchun to join the laughter group. Thank you, Chunchun. Before that, I would like to ask Teacher Luo one more question. Did you know Teacher Chunchun before? No, but we still have some origins and intersections. For example, when we were doing Smartisan Technology, we wanted to find some public figures with very unique personalities to be spokespersons, so our marketing department also found Teacher Li Yuchun at that time , and then found When it was her turn, her team rejected it but I don’t know the reason. Why don’t you share the reason with us today? Did you see that it was going to go bankrupt at that time or not ? At that time, I thought that Hammer phone was a very unique brand, but I don’t know if you can sense it. But as a Sichuanese, I may not be able to tell my family , my mother and relatives that I endorsed Hammer , which is a curse in Sichuan. Yes, that’s right, because I want to say that if that advertisement is everywhere on the streets, I won’t be able to face the people in my hometown and I can’t explain it. By the way, my wife is your die-hard fan and has supported you for 20 years. So I liked it very much at that time and thought it was very unique. I liked it very much . Now our laughter friends group is all here. Mr. Luo, can you share with us whether you have specific expectations for specific contestants ? I have higher expectations for new contestants and hope to put enough pressure on the old contestants. I have deep feelings for many of the old contestants. And last season, I could feel that many of them were in a state where I reached a creative bottleneck but was about to break through. So I especially hope that they can reach a new peak this season. I am really looking forward to it, because on this stage, if you tell jokes Sometimes it’s accurate, sometimes it’s not, right? It ‘s unpredictable , but we should not be arrogant when we win and not discouraged when we lose, right? We can’t be discouraged when we lose , otherwise we will become depressed. If we keep being depressed like this, we will keep being depressed. Is it funny or not? Say it bravely. I think it’s great . We are here to have fun. We have a new slogan this year, which is ” Use talk show to fight life lightly “. Why not a big fight? Because no one can beat talk show . It’s great . I think talk show is a very good way for all actors to fight with life lightly in real life and then use a humorous way to describe their predicaments and experiences in the way of talk show. It should be called “admit defeat and keep safe”. Okay , next season. Okay, okay. So I hope that our talk show actors’ wonderful talk show performances will also give friends who have similar predicaments in life an experience and feeling of fighting with life lightly. Let’s take a look at the real protagonists. The 59 groups of contestants are already in the preparation room, ready to fight and see what it will be like. Here we are , everyone , hurry up and get ready. We’ll hang up the phone first and leave more of your wonderful performances on the stage. Come on, everyone , come on. Then there are some friends who I want to introduce grandly . They are a very, very important and excellent screenwriter team for our program . Screenwriter friends, they are a group of people who don’t like to participate in the competition but love to watch it. Let’s applaud and welcome Cheng Lu , Haiyuan , Niao Niao’s third brother, Boyang Fangfang, who likes to withdraw from the competition. Our screenwriter teachers, please select a representative to speak on behalf of the screenwriter teachers. Is there anything special to look forward to this season? Teacher Niao Niao hopes that the contestants can show their style and level. It ‘s great. The familiar feeling is finally here. I like this feeling. In addition to our screenwriter teachers, there is another group of people on the stage who we need to introduce very especially because they are very important. They have been injecting fresh blood into talk shows. They are the managers of many excellent talk show clubs across the country. Because they are constantly injecting fresh blood, we can feel so many excellent talk show newcomers in the program. Let us introduce them to you. They are Kaihua Talk Show , Talking Laughs , Comedy, Comedy, Xifan , Xi’an, Like Talk Shows, Laughing, Comedy, Kunming, More Than Just Comedy, Comedy Overload, Comedy Club, Ningbo Blue Stem Comedy , Si Xiao Comedy, Kudos, Funny Workshop, Suzhou Comedy , Funny Circle, Talk Show No-name comedy , none of them are cool, comedy Jiami comedy, interesting listening comedy , Shangke comedy , Danliren comedy, comedy Lianheguo, let us give applause to you again, and finally there are many good friends from all walks of life in talk shows , welcome everyone, hello , happy again , let me introduce the competition system. Before the competition, we invited 200 audiences of different ages from different industries offline to vote on their interest in their self-introductions. The first thing I saw was “I’m here anyway” because I have to do this thing when I’m here. “I’m here anyway” because I like his indifferent attitude. “I’m like two people” because you must have a dual personality to reach a consensus with this society. “I’m a bad person” sometimes it’s cool to be a bad person occasionally . “I took a detour” I also like it. Maybe the connotation of comedy is tragedy. “My dad’s taste is getting stronger” I want to see to what extent and how strong it is. “I’m really injured” because my left hand is really injured and I just removed the steel plate. “I’m a mobile cow and horse” because I think he might be Xu Zhisheng. He has recently participated in various variety shows to show his face and then work. According to the audience’s interest level All the self-introductions were ranked from 1 to 59. In order of ranking, the contestants blindly selected the self-introductions of the remaining contestants in turn to form a PK relationship. Let’s show it on the big screen. Our most popular self-introduction is “I’m here now.” Let’s applaud and congratulate this friend who has come here. This friend can raise his hand. I choose this one. This one is quite fun. It’s a complete blind box. The competition between the two princes has always been like this. Come on , it’s a show. I choose one. The fatherly flavor is getting stronger. Who made a mistake? Sorry (sorry). Sister Bu laughed to death (yes). Who will be the one who will have a special show for Three Lives Three Worlds Edamame ? Isn’t it written in the literal meaning of the competition ? How could he still be picked? I thought he was just bragging. He said, “I have a special show.” Double elimination . The first episode was so good. It felt like the finals. The gears of fate. This is a variety show . There are 300 tickets in total for this season. After the PK competition, the friend with the higher number of votes will advance, and the friend with the lower number of votes will enter the waiting area. If the votes are tied and both people have more than 200 votes, both people will advance. If both people have less than or equal to 200 votes, then both people will enter the waiting area. There are a total of 42 qualifying places in this stage. After this stage is over, There are 17 groups of friends who are leaving the talk show stage. This year, each guest in our laughter group still has one lamp , but it is different from last year. Does everyone have 10 votes for this lamp ? I am going to be scolded again . One thing that has not changed this year is that I still have a lamp as the one in charge of the overall situation. But it is also OK to say that I am in charge of the overall situation. It is just as you said just now. Just now, you said that I am in charge of the overall situation , but I will not change the overall situation . Last year, I had a lamp, and everyone could not see my love for it. This year, I upgraded my lamp to double lamps , double lamps, lights, lights, lights, rattles. Come on, everyone , express your own standards for clapping lamps this year. Chunchun, I like this one with more rigorous logic and rigorous logic , and this one is simple and crude with dense laughter points. Then there are some special and vivid pictures of life , and at the same time, the logic must be rigorous. This sounds very difficult. It may not appear in one person . I like this type of thing. This year, I want to say that I have to stop myself a little bit. I have to stop myself from always shooting everything. Have you heard of a song called “Goodnight, Miss”? Do you know “Goodnight, Miss” ? Oh, yeah, the unstoppable Da Zhangwei is going to shoot the lights, okay? So this time I have to stop myself a little bit and try to give some of the particularly funny lines in my heart. I will shoot them again. Okay, I have to take one end anyway . It ‘s funny and expressive , and the logic is rigorous. I just learned from there that there are 10 votes. I feel a heavy responsibility on my shoulders. You will still maintain the overall view. If you keep the overall view stable , not only do you have 10 votes in your hands , but in this stage, each of the four members of our Laughter Friends Group has a light in their hands called the Wait Light . The Wait Light is when the votes are announced and someone has to go to the pending area. If you think he is particularly good, you can use the Wait Light in your hand . But everyone,
you said that your Wait Light can only be used once in this stage . If you don’t use it in this stage , your light will be invalid. You will lose this right to wait . So everyone should use this Wait Light with caution. Sometimes, don’t feel sorry for this right , because you can’t regret it later and say that you want to use the Wait Light again. Yes, I had to use it at that time . I have a You asked Luyu, what if two people shoot at the same time and the lights are on, wouldn’t that be a waste? Can we say that one of us can discuss and cancel one later? I have decided to show that I am in charge of the overall situation. Both of them can shoot, and then you two can have a small meeting. I will give you 5 seconds to agree who will withdraw . Great , I agree . Let ‘s officially start the competition. Come on, we have to have a sense of ceremony, friends. The second season of “Talk Show and His Friends” has officially begun. The first group of PK contestants today are. Hello, my name is He Guangzhi. Hello, my name is Haha Cao. Hello, my name is Haha Cao. My condition last year was that I was really hurt. I was really hurt. I failed. I chose this one. I failed. Okay Okay, you came up with such a low-key name. You failed, brother. You failed. You tried to play this game with me, right? How do the two teachers feel now? I feel a little relieved. But if it was you who chose it, I can actually understand why. Because I know a little about Guangzhi’s philosophy of life. Guangzhi’s philosophy of life is to pick on the weak . For me, the competition is about playing it safe. I understood it literally that I failed. This buddy should have failed to write this article. I said, “If you don’t write it, I will send you away.” I thought about playing the pig and eating the tiger. I thought that ordinary masters would not choose a label that looks so weak. But if it was Guangzhi, it would not be certain. I didn’t expect this result. This is the arrangement of fate . Now that things have come to this , the two of us brothers will give them a good performance with intensity . Intense noobs pecking at each other. Intense noobs pecking at each other. Let me show you mature noobs. We are mature noobs pecking at each other. Applause . Welcome He Guangzhi (Jay Chou). Thank you friends for being so enthusiastic. Hello everyone . Hello friends on the second floor . Thank you (So handsome). So handsome, right? Thank you. Every year you come to participate just for this. You know, this year there are really a lot of people coming . Those who should come are here , and those who shouldn’t come are here. In this case, let’s get lively (Okay). The competition begins again. Every year the competition is very exciting, but to be honest, this year I’m a little bit tired. I’m almost 30, you know , I can’t get excited. Just now, I just felt that Wang Mian’s performance was noisy. Is that noisy? Is that a talk show? Let’s have a serious talk show. Some friends should know that I had a cast on my left foot for a month last year. Let me explain my ankle sprain. I’m not talking about a talk show. I was kicked by the opponent while playing football. Don’t get me wrong . It’s not some soccer boy. He’s a pure novice. It’s not even what you understand as a sliding tackle. He slipped and tackled me. The anterior talofibular ligament was broken. Although he played amateurishly, he was injured very professionally. I’m embarrassed to mention this injury. The doctor said it’s an injury that only top athletes get. Others get this injury in the Champions League or NBA (National Basketball League). They’re defending Messi and James. I was defending Jia Hao and Fang Fang at the entrance of the community, but I didn’t defend Fang Fang. He played really well that day. Three goals, two assists, and one ligament. It’s an okay anterior talofibular ligament. When I saw a lot of uncommon characters on the report, I was scared and asked the doctor quickly. I said, “Doctor, what’s wrong with my anterior talofibular ligament? ” Friends, if there are uncommon characters on the report , don’t rush to read them. Otherwise, if you read them wrong, the doctor will think that even if this person is saved, it will not be of much help to the society. He should not just be missing a tendon in his foot. This ligament It is true that you don’t notice it’s broken when you are doing well. Only after you realize that you can’t live without it do you realize how good it is and regret not cherishing it at the beginning. So I think this ligament should be called the anterior ligament . The way it is injured is also very similar . When you are asked how you got injured, the answer is that someone else interfered. Ligament injury is irreversible. You basically have to say goodbye to strenuous exercise in this life . Otherwise, you will habitually sprain your ankle. If your walking posture is not correct , it may also cause cartilage wear and the ankle will basically be useless. Then surgery may also damage the nerves. Of course, I saw all this on social media . It’s too scary to see a doctor there. I wanted to see where the bone was injured with this symptom. After looking at it on social media for 10 minutes , I felt that instead of looking at where the bone was injured, I should look at where the ashes were scattered. The pictures I searched for about sprained ankles were all of feet swollen like pig’s trotters, which was miserable but funny. I didn’t feel like laughing at the time until I saw a picture of the same injury as mine, but the swelling was worse than mine. I laughed to death I laughed and then I couldn’t laugh anymore because he said that it wasn’t swollen at the beginning, but it became swollen on the second day . He planned to have surgery tomorrow, so during that time I went to that buddy’s homepage every day to see why he didn’t update. Buddy, what happened to you after the surgery ? Why don’t you tell me? After the surgery, can you walk or not? My feet can’t touch the ground at all. The next day, three friends accompanied me to the hospital for a check-up. Don’t envy them. The three of them laughed at me. Three talk show hosts went to record materials. They didn’t have any sympathy for my inability to walk. They just felt that the track of disability also brought you in. Their indifference reminded me of the story of Yu Hua taking Shi Tiesheng to play football. I found that many people on the Internet like this story very much and think it’s cool to joke like this. Why? Because you are putting yourself in the shoes of Yu Hua. I Tiesheng said, I don’t particularly like Yu Hua, I just like to be alive. After saying this cultural stalk, I feel more like Shi Tiesheng. They said, don’t pretend You are a college student . The doctor said there is no good way . The only way is to put on a plaster or buy an inflatable boot. The inflatable boot will look better. Which one do you choose? At this time, my friend suddenly stood up and said, “Brother, I suggest putting on a plaster.” I asked why, and he said, “Brother, because I have never seen a plaster cast.” I said, “You shouldn’t be so talkative. You must have put on a lot of plaster casts.” I bought a new pair of crutches , and someone advised me to go to a second-hand platform to have a look, because theoretically there should be a lot of unused crutches. Later I took a look, and I was glad that I bought a new pair of crutches, because I found that many second-hand platforms require the same-city pickup for selling crutches. How can I pick them up? If I want to buy that crutches, I have to buy a crutch first. My crutches. This is a simple and crude paradox of buying crutches. Fortunately, there is Meituan Flash Purchase, and it was delivered to me in 30 minutes. Sir, your crutches , I’ll be good. I used crutches and plaster for more than a month, which delayed a lot of work. The most direct impact at that time was that I delayed a red carpet job. I couldn’t go to the Starlight Awards, and someone suggested that I could go in a wheelchair. It’s very embarrassing because if someone of my status goes there in a wheelchair, people will see him and say that he doesn’t have to come. If I really go there in a wheelchair, who would want to push me? They said, “Don’t think so much . If you can still go like this, it means that the capital wants to push you. Then you don’t have to worry about being inconvenient to push you, because it’s easy for capital to push someone. I really want to go. I want the capital to push me forward. They said to push this matter back, but I can feel that in their hearts they actually want to push me . My injury is not all bad for my work , but also good. For example, I have very little pressure on performing now. Don’t worry about whether it’s funny or not. I think this joke shouldn’t get many negative reviews . I just don’t believe that when it’s broadcast, there will be people in the barrage saying that everyone else is funny, but this lame guy is awkward, but I ‘m not kidnapping you by saying this . If there really is such an evaluation, I can accept it. I can even limp to him and apologize to him . I’m sorry. My ligament is broken, which gave you a bad experience, but it’s okay. The doctor said that this broken ligament does not affect kneeling . It may just hurt when you kneel, but it’s okay as long as your conscience doesn’t hurt. You can see that although the ligament of this foot is broken, the climbing ability has improved. It is very easy to climb this moral high ground. I have helped everyone to see the moral high ground of talk show. Hei Deng and Xiao Jia are both there. I really think this industry is too cruel. People like Hei Deng and Xiao Jia will use all the pain as material , which makes me feel very complicated when I feel pain. For example, when I sprained my ankle, the scene was actually very tragic, because the ligament was broken and there was a sound. At that time, there was a bang at the scene. Everyone asked what the sound was. I said it should be the sound of the joke exploding. Thank you for talking so much. You should have given 4 lights. 4 lights. Thank you Guangzhi for the wonderful performance for us. Friends who came to the scene, don’t forget the voting machine in your hand . Countdown 2 1Okay , thank you again for Guangzhi’s performance. Thank you everyone. Guangzhi has a new name. After this segment, it used to be a rose with thorns. When we meet, my teacher Guaiguai just clapped the light at the point of being alive, right, because they have always been great. I wanted to take a photo from the beginning when it came to my ex , but then my ex held back. Then I thought this point was very, very cool because I have also been injured, yes, I have been injured when I was skateboarding before, so this one resonates with me. I used to skateboard and it was also a bang. The whole ankle was sprained, right? After I sprained my ankle, there was a buddy next to me whose girlfriend was a new nurse. Then she came over and pressed the button and asked if it hurt. I said no, I asked why because I sprained the other ankle and kept coming over and pressing the button . But I always think that Guangzhi is very amazing. Most people can’t see things that are too close. For example, when I sprained my ankle, after the sound of the segment exploding , he can immediately see things that are very close, yes , feeling I feel that Guangzhi is the kind of person who can see his own eyelashes. He has good eyesight. He went for a physical examination and his eyesight is indeed very good. I reached the part about Chunchun Guaiguai, right? I reached it because I was very involved in his jokes. And Guangzhi is a person who lives in front of my screen. I finally met him alive today. I saw him on the screen before, and today I felt him live. I think he is really very charming. And I think Guangzhi is becoming more and more mature , and more and more, how should I put it, calm and at ease . It’s the kind of feeling of coming up with jokes that is particularly smooth and calm. When the last exploding joke sounded, I was filming it and I was very happy because I felt that Guangzhi is back and even better. Thank you. Because the opening contestant is the most difficult, very difficult , so from this perspective, it is remarkable that he took on such a great pressure to come out to do an opening show , and to have such a performance . And I think your performance is not your best condition. I feel it can be better and more. Better , yes
, and the script is invincible. I feel the same as Teacher Lu Yu, that is, he has returned to creation. Because I just have some concerns. Many people in China have always believed that Guangzhi can’t act if he is out of touch with life. In fact, people who like Guangzhi are very worried. He is considered to be the ceiling of the Chinese traditional talk show “poor ghost talk show” track. Who gave this title? I don’t know what it is . Poor ghost majestic poor ghost poor ghost poor ghost poor ghost talk show. What the hell is this? This is what netizens said. Now everyone knows that he is rich. On social media, people often secretly take pictures of him sitting in first class. Teacher Luo, you have so many social media accounts that you can see this. There is a problem. When he tells his jokes about being a poor ghost, he is very sincere. But when a person sits in first class and then tells a poor ghost talk show, this artist will have problems and will be very insincere. So what netizens say online , they hope he lives a good life and hopes he can have good creations , but they are also afraid that he will sit in a Land Rover. They hope Guangzhi In the future, you can ride a unicycle when you go on business trips, okay? So I think what he talked about today has nothing to do with the Poor Guy Talk Show, but it is still very cool . Yes , Guangzhi, why did you choose this segment? This is indeed the biggest thing that happened to me last year. Secondly, if I don’t talk about this segment, my foot will be healed soon. Teacher Haiyuan, what do you think of Guangzhi’s performance in this segment? Because Guangzhi was injured in the game and I was also a player on the same field . Yes, because people of our level are suitable to play with people of our level, but I think Guangzhi ’s performance today had a very, very steady rhythm, and his excavation and control of the materials , that is, he can write very detailed and funny things for almost every detail of the whole thing. This is Guangzhi. His creativity is much stronger than many other actors. Thanks again. This is the opening contestant of the second season of our “Talk Show and His Friends” who brought us such a wonderful performance. Thank you Guangzhi We will announce the results after both groups of actors have finished their performances. Guangzhi is taking a short rest in the waiting area. The next contestant to perform is also familiar to everyone. He is the best rapper in the talk show circle and the best talk show performer in the rap circle . Welcome with applause , haha. Hello, everyone. I ‘m very happy to be back on this stage . To be honest, the competition last year was also bumpy, but fortunately, there are ups and downs . Last year, I talked about my own rap in the first episode. Earlier this year , the production team of “New Rap” came to me and asked me if I would go. I said I would definitely go. I said I came here just to go. So since I’m back here today, smart audiences should know what happened there. It took me a long time to figure out that they called me over and treated me as Giao Ge (a popular internet celebrity). I said I had prepared for a cappella for three months. Why did they ask me to add a funny rap related to talk show? I thought at the time that they cared about me, so I agreed. I was full of confidence at the time. I came to Shanghai for the audition for only two days and I brought four inner I came here with pants, so I thought I must stay a little longer. I came to Shanghai on April 9 this year and stayed in the official designated hotel. Including my hotel, there were a total of 271 rappers locked up. After I saw them that day, I discovered a cruel fact: I only look like a rapper on this stage . I was squeezed by those 270 people at that time, like a comedian with his hat on the wrong side . I felt timid when I saw them. They all looked like the kind of characters who charge 5 yuan less for seeing each other at the gate of an elementary school. I was really afraid of them. When they spoke to me, they all said, ” You are a talk show host, what are you doing here?” I said, “I came here to collect folk songs , ” but I still had some harsh words in my heart . What I said in my heart was that I came to shuffle the cards of Chinese rap. Our game started at 3 o’clock in the afternoon of that day. 271 rappers were taken by the bus to the suburbs, which looked like “Northern Myanmar”. After getting off the bus, I did something more like “Northern Myanmar”, collecting mobile phones. Nowadays, rappers don’t have that. He was very ruthless and asked to collect the phones. I was still waiting to help from behind. I said, “Yes
, why did you take our phones? No one stood up.” After the phones were collected, we started chatting. It was not easy for others. They said that participating in this thing every year is like the college entrance examination. I sighed and said that this is my second time taking the college entrance examination. He asked me if I had been to our program before. I said no, I had participated in a real college entrance examination. I accidentally chatted with him and he looked at me with higher regard. He said, “I waited until very late at night. It was finally my turn. There were a lot of people standing like the Terracotta Warriors waiting for the instructor to come and visit me. I listened to a few people and I was a little scared because some people sang very well and didn’t get the chain. The lyrics I prepared at the last minute were really not suitable for singing. When Huang Zitao came in front of me, I gritted my teeth and sang to him and said that I looked like a squash. I looked too wronged. How could a black carp be raised in the canal in Changsha? You said, “damn”, why are you singing so nonsense ? I said, “man”, can you give me some popcorn? Huang Zitao should not understand me. What the hell We went to the wrong place. It wasn’t so lively at the time. I was singing here. Huang Zitao shook my hand and told me that if I listened to this a few times, I would be able to sing it. I didn’t understand at the time, and I said that you learn it quite quickly. Later he explained to me that your flow (rap technique) was too simple, and he went to assess others. When he left, I looked at the watch and found that April 10th was my 32nd birthday. I was so sad. I was thinking, what am I doing? I’m 32 years old . I left my hometown for my music dream. I brought four pairs of underwear and ran to Shanghai. In the middle of the night, there were ghosts screaming in the suburbs. I prepared the lyrics for two months and I only sang four sentences . What am I doing? I ‘m pretty good at talk shows. I’m still a prince. I came here to be a proton . They sacrificed me before the war even started. I really couldn’t stand the stimulation at the time. My brain activated the protection mechanism at the time , and I started to fantasize about a reality that didn’t exist. Huang Zitao came over inexplicably to listen to me continue singing. After I finished singing for him, he said, “Brother, you should have sung this just now.” Then he hung the chain on me and said, “hold on.” on (wait) , then I took the chain and walked to another brother and said, “Brother, you just sang three times without mistakes, you deserve this chain more than me. This chain is not given to you by Huang Zitao , nor is it given to you by me, haha. Bro (brother), this chain is in Chinese hip hop (rap) and is given to you. The 270 rappers present at the time heard this hip hop (rap) and rushed over to hug me and threw me into the air. Hip hop (rap). When did I wake up from this dream? It was the director team at the back who made this voice and said that the second group of assessments are all over, please go back to the rest area to eat lunch. When I was eating my lunch, I saw the buddy I resurrected, and then I realized that we losers (losers) were eating lunch here. At that moment, my tears really wet the lunch box. I wanted to go back to the Xiangjiang River, but my phone was not with me, so I had to beg the director to return my phone to me. He said, “Haha, Teacher Cao won’t just give you your phone and you’ll run away.” He saw through me at once, and I could only act pitiful in front of him. I said, “Today is my 32nd birthday, and you can check my ID card. I’m 32 years old, and I haven’t contacted my wife and children for more than ten hours. I’m a father, so I wanted to use my phone to reply to some blessing messages, and I wanted to see a photo of my daughter. It really worked to play the victim, so he returned the phone to me . It was around 3 a.m. when I escaped from the park. The driver who picked me up said, ” It’s so lively in there , and there are still people shouting at this late hour. ” I saw a lot of people go in, but I didn’t see many of them come out. I went back to the hotel, but I couldn’t sleep. After booking the earliest flight, I had nothing to do, so I changed my underwear first. I was back in bed at my home in Changsha at 9 o’clock the next day. According to the information from my informant, they recorded it until 8 o’clock the next day. They said, “You ran too fast, brother. If you ran faster, you would have an alibi. I was also on the plane that day .” I couldn’t close my eyes. I was really too sad. As soon as I closed my eyes, I was singing in my mind. I had prepared the a cappella that I hadn’t finished singing. As soon as I closed my eyes, I was thinking about Huang Zitao saying that my stuff was too simple. As soon as I closed my eyes, I was thinking about whether I could sing faster. Could I sing fast enough, faster than the speed of light , and be able to reverse time ? They said I looked like a squash. This appearance seemed so aggrieved. How could a black carp be raised in a canal in Changsha ? Time kept reversing until the director of “The New Rap” came over and asked me if I was going. I said no, I was a talk show host. At 9 o’clock, I was lying at home. My wife had just sent the child to daycare. When she saw me, she was shocked. She said, “Aren’t you in Shanghai?” I looked at my wife and tears came down. I hugged her and said , “Wife, I seem to have had a very long nightmare. ” She patted my back and said happy birthday to me . She said it’s good that you’re back. I’ll order a cake for you. Anyway, you can’t eat Chinese rap cakes. Thank you everyone . I am 271 strong in “The New Rap”. Haha, thank you everyone. Friends at the scene, don’t forget to vote. Countdown 2 1Lock the ticketOkay , thank you again, hahahahahahaha . Why, why do you want to say this? Look, what day is it today, Teacher Zhang? It’s only been a month. I can’t digest this matter. I’ve been upset for a long time. I haven’t called anyone bro for a month. My friend said that I
didn’t want to go to the recording studio recently, so I ran over to be a proton. They treated me as Giao Ge (an internet celebrity) and made me able to reverse time. The director came over and asked me if I would go. I said no because he had told me about this. We happened to be recording another show when we were still talking about this. If you have been a judge, I was one last year. Last year, I happened to be recording this show and our show , and then that rap show. This show is called The show must go on (the show must go on) and that show is called The show must hold on (the show must hold on), which means it’s always on Hold. on (wait), I don’t know where to hold (stop), and then if you would give me the chain, would you? I told him before, I said, how could I not give it to you? I like this too much, but it’s probably because of Huang Zitao , so Huang Zitao didn’t understand , and it’s not what you said, you are not the rapper, you are the most rave rapper, okay , you are too rave , that’s not what I said, I said, maybe , maybe it’s because he listened to the flow (melody) more , and then he didn’t understand the joke in the middle, I thought he knew me , but he didn’t know me at all . At that time, I felt very stupid, you know, I was already prepared, before you said this to me, I was still thinking, I still want to tell you, I said you should go up and tease him first, say I have a microphone in my hand, are you Xu Yiyang’s husband or something like that, when you see me, you buzz, and for example, Huang Zitao is very cute, he needs other people to interact with him, strong interaction,
tease him, you know, It was really fun. I couldn’t be humorous there at all . I was really nervous. Those 270 people were really scary. I was scared by them on the first day because we had to prepare a cappella the next day. They kept rubbing their hands and staring at you.
I was really scared. My calves were cramping. I was standing in the pit. Chunchun , that’s what impressed you just now. First of all, I have a natural familiarity with the Changsha accent . It’s a bit plastic Mandarin, and I feel very familiar with it . In addition, I feel that he is like a friend who tells me a joke by my side. I am very close to him. I like him and he brings me a lot of joy , so I will clap for him. And the whole part just now was like a movie like “The Rap Dream”, and it has a lot of details in it. For example, when he said that I was ready and I wanted to make the final move, he said why no one handed in their phone, so I wouldn’t hand in my phone . But no one stood up and no one among them said another word of nonsense, right ? No nonsense. He just said “yes”. Why? His “yes” assumes that what has been said before. So he did n’t say any nonsense . Yes,
this script is highly refined and you will listen to it. Thank you. It gave me an impression that Cui Jian once wrote a line in the lyrics saying ” give me that hand too “. It should be the lyrics of “The Evening of the Times” “The Evening of the Times”. What he meant was that he didn’t say “give me one hand first and then give me that hand too”. He just said “give me that hand too”, meaning that I already have this hand in my hand. When he said ” yes” , the degree of refinement and purification was the same. So this is the best time I have ever heard haha. As for the reason for not clapping , although you said you can clap whatever you like , I still have some psychological barriers . So for example, when I listened to the two of them, I felt that Guangzhi’s was slightly better overall , so I didn’t clap. I took a look at the lights . All three teachers clapped their hands. I felt that the three lights were acceptable to me, so I didn’t clap my hands. If any one of the three didn’t clap their hands, I would definitely clap my hands . Another round of applause to Haha Cao. At the same time, we also invited Guangzhi to return to Taichung . It’s time to announce the results. The votes we got from the laughter group were Guangzhi 40, Haha Cao 30. Let’s take a look at the final votes. He Guangzhi 292 votes, Haha Cao 244 votes. Did anyone clap their hands? Wait, the lights. Luyu might clap their hands for him. Congratulations to Guangzhi for entering the promotion zone. I ‘ll go over first . I’m a little ashamed. To be honest , first of all , I’ve been competing for many years, and I think my votes today are more or less inflated. I have an advantage at the beginning. Everyone will have some encouraging votes for the opening. It’s a pity, Haha Cao, I’m sorry, I’m used to the pending zone. You are Rap Star (rap star)? Well said, domestication is complete. Our Cao brother has been domesticated very well. They said I look like a squash. This appearance seems so aggrieved . How can a black carp be raised in the canal of Changsha ? They said Damn (bad), why do you sing so much ? I said Man (friend), can you give me some popcorn? Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh at you when I rap. Visual kei in 2025, I’m Shamatte in 2006. Funeral love. If you can’t do it today, do it tomorrow. Keep fighting. You are tipsy in the bar . We are dizzy in the noodle shop. Haha. Giao (Internet celebrity), stand up straight. There are too many bad jokes. I’ll slurp noodles with a fried egg. You live in Tomson Yipin. I’ll serve a bowl of soup. Bro (brother) , give me this chain too. We’ll form a blue-headed SQUAD (squad) . You sprinkle water at the music festival and I’ll refill my cup in the Internet cafe . OK OK, you have the front row, I have the pork chop noodles, you know haha , in addition to being a talk show host, is Cao also a rapper? I don’t know, give an evaluation of his rap, it’s not as good as his talk show, I don’t understand him, he may not be able to stand up to the stage , he speaks well, the lock-picking ads on the wall are like rappers competing for banners, I go down to the fifth floor every day, I wish I could go paragliding, there’s an old man playing chess on my electric bike every day, he looks like he ‘s never been to Las Vegas, there’s a mahjong parlor downstairs, I’m washing dishes, you speak Chinese, you have to shuffle the cards , my wife is cutting vegetables, I’m practicing B-BOX, square dancing , C-WALK, this is called life, this is not called a competition, the upstairs is being renovated , I opened the window and said it was getting more lively than I thought, I hope to see it on next year’s Spring Festival Gala, haha, Cao sings rap, it’s coming soon The next two players are Sun Shuheng and Xiaodie. Applause to welcome Sun Shuheng. Sun Daxian . Sun Shuheng proves himself . Hi, everyone . My name is Sun Shuheng. I am actually an i (introverted) person (I can see it). I don’t know if there are any e (extroverted) friends here. Extroverted friends (yes) (All are all) Let me say the following. We are i (introverted) people. We are not fools. Can everyone understand this? Often, e (extroverted) friends ask me, “Can you still speak and go out ?” We are also adults with normal civil capacity. In this regard, we know to eat when we are hungry and run home when it rains. I will even take the initiative to say hello to someone I know. What’s the problem with saying hello? What’s the problem with going home and committing suicide ? But I am the kind of person who I don’t know if anyone is the same as me . When I meet someone I half know or not, I can only send him half a greeting . When I meet someone I know , I can only send him a half-greeting . When I meet someone I am half-familiar with , I can only send him a H initial consonant. Sometimes, they also say that i (introverted) people are not good at rejection. I will reject you, but I will reject you at most three times. It’s not that I must care about the number three times, but because three times is the limit of my imagination. I can’t imagine how a person can be so shameless. After you reject him twice, he still invites you again and again, but not three times. Isn’t it often that kind of person A friend of the super e (extrovert) type asked me if I wanted to drink. I said no, didn’t we just drink yesterday? Why am I going ? He said, “Come on, I’ll treat you. I won’t go. I have something to do tonight. ” I said, “I have something to do tonight. Don’t worry about whether I have anything to do or not . You can’t invite me again. Do you understand? How can you invite me ? How can you do this ?” He said that he didn’t get any reflection from socializing at all . Instead, I began to reflect on myself. I said, “Do I really not want to drink? People have invited me three times. If I refuse again, I don’t know what the consequences will be. People may also feel internalized and socially awkward. They will feel uncomfortable. Then he asked my e (extrovert) type friends what they thought. They said, “Sun Shuheng will come if you invite him a few more times. Why?” Why don’t they bear the embarrassment brought by socializing at all? They said that i (introvert) people are knife-edge inward, while e (extrovert) people are knife-edge outward. How come the same person is hurt twice? I took the MBTI (personality test) MBTI (personality test) told me that I am a mediator. I said I am not a mediator, I am a Zhuge Liang . Have you ever thought about Zhuge Liang? He didn’t want to go out, but Liu Bei invited him three times . Zhuge Liang thought, I don’t want to go out, but you say it’s so difficult to support the Han Dynasty. No, you can help him. The prime minister is really a typical i (introvert) person. He has revealed that he is an i (introvert) person in the fourth to last paragraph of “The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital” . The fourth to last paragraph is particularly important. The first paragraph is a bit too narcissistic. The last paragraph is a bit like the ending and the voice of the heart . No one cares about the fourth to last paragraph. He quietly reveals that he is an i (introvert). He laid a lot of policies for governing the country in the front, and finally dared to say that I am an INFP (mediator) who tills the land in Nanyang and survives the chaos. People do not seek fame and fortune among the princes, but the late emperor was an ENFJ (protagonist). The late emperor invited me three times. You said I should refuse again. Liang was really embarrassed. Liang had a low sense of worthiness and some traumatic avoidant attachment from his original family. Liang was really sometimes helpless. Liang , the prime minister was really a typical INFP (mediator). At this time, I empathized with the prime minister. He just wanted to stay at home and sleep. We all just wanted to stay at home and sleep. What’s wrong with that? You insisted on asking him to go out. Didn’t I tell you ? Did n’t I tell you? Wolong, the prime minister was trapped. I don’t know if you have ever been trapped in a social setting. I often feel this way. At a party that is about to end, I want to go to the bathroom. The host greeted me and said, ” Let’s go. ” I really left, but I didn’t go to the bathroom . I don’t want my luggage anymore. I’m leaving. I’m leaving with my luggage and bladder . I’m embarrassed not to leave. He held me up. I’m always like this . I’m an i (introvert) person. I used to pretend to be an e (extrovert) person , but I can’t. I’m born an i (introvert) person. I’m born this way. Can you understand? Chinese medicine can’t cure it . I ‘m born this way, but it’s impossible. This society doesn’t give you such an opportunity. This society is an e (extrovert)-oriented society, a society for extroverts, your society. I’m from Shandong. The education I received since I was a child was that you have to be more adventurous and outgoing. When you see a relative, say hello to him. When you see a foreigner, learn English from him. You’ve been like this since you were a child. In the eyes of my parents, people like that are adults. You feel that in their eyes, adults can’t be i (introvert) people. i (introvert) people can’t be adults. i (introvert) people are 18 But I can understand my parents . In their era, there were no mobile phones and no navigation. If you were an i (introverted) person, it would be difficult to survive, right? Because it is determined by genes. I am from Shandong. Do you know why the Northeast is now full of e (extroverted) people ? It’s because if you were an i (introverted) person when you went to Guandong, you really couldn’t get there. Friends, one person can ask for directions all the way from Qingdao to Harbin, 2,270 kilometers. How much more e (extroverted) he is , how much more he is, he is not only an e (extroverted) person, he is a lunatic, he is really, I really can’t do it, I At most, we went to Weifang. Extroversion has always been our value since ancient times , right? The mainstream value is beyond doubt. This is the old saying. Benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and trustworthiness. Thank you, everyone
. I am Shuheng. Thank you for coming . Come on, everyone. After Sun Shuheng’s performance, Sun Shuheng’s ticket lock channel will be opened. Thank you again for Sun Shuheng’s performance. Are you four i (introverted) people? I know you are all i (introverted) , so everyone can understand what Sun Shuheng said about these communication and fear of communication in life . When he talked about asking for directions, I was too empathetic. There was no GPS (navigation) in the era. We simply can’t survive. But you didn’t clap the lights , I didn’t clap because he ended so abruptly, I was stunned. I think you should have more , but maybe I don’t know if it’s due to the time limit of the stage or the length limit. Maybe it’s because I speak too quickly, maybe it’s also because I don’t know. I stayed up late last night to watch his special show on Bilibili (video website), which is very interesting “The Trial of Galileo in Three Courts”. I recommend it to everyone. Maybe there is another reason. People like him (introverted type) are very listless when they come on stage. It seems that they are not talking to the audience but to themselves. I have watched many offline performances in small clubs, and the venues are even quite broken and dirty. The light is not enough , and then suddenly such an i (introverted type) person appears , and then he lowers his head as if talking to himself . The aura and atmosphere are all right, so you feel it is very interesting. But our stage design this year is much better than in previous years. So when Sun Shuheng came out, I kept thinking that this was different from the image of Sun Shuheng that I was familiar with. Later, I felt that this was a bit too gorgeous, so it might conflict with that one . I don’t know, so your lights are supplemented, right? Because Teacher Lu Yu didn’t film it, I think there might be an adaptation problem in the performance , but From the whole script, it is worth three lights. I understand, but I like him very much. He looks like New Pants right from the start. Peng Lei comes on and his hand is here. You can see he is happy. He wears a small pair of glasses and keeps pushing them. Peng Lei and I are both very i (introverted), but I am not that i (introverted). He is very i (introverted). What ‘s wrong with you ? You chat with your friends and you have to not talk, right? You rely on dreams to be i (introverted). The two of you sit there for a long time without saying a word , just listening to your breathing. You see, it’s like this now, right ? It’s a little bit right , and then I think a lot of i (introverted) people don’t want to open their mouths because of the world. When they think about a lot of things in their minds , they can think of a lot of things that e (extroverted) people don’t pay attention to at all. And I think the resonance at the beginning is that everyone understands it. It ‘s a very beautiful feeling . I like this feeling , right? You see, I have a few resonance points with i (introverted). One of them is that he can’t refuse others after three times. In fact, I can’t do it myself. It’s very difficult for me to do it. So our advertisement back then told you that three times is enough, and you only need to ask twice more, but I also There is a psychological burden. I feel that I have said it twice and people have rejected me. It is not three times, that is for sure. When Chunchun was preparing for the performance, I looked at the audience and when they shouted Li Yuchun, Li Yuchun would definitely come out. I couldn’t wait for the third one. Another thing is that I am also curious. For example, before, the four of us are i (introverted) people. When the four of us are together, will there be one e (extroverted) among the four of us ? It’s like this. In the case of Chunchun, I have thought about it. In addition to our so -called personalities, we also have professional personalities . Yes , if the four of us are together, my professional personality as a host will jump out and be stronger than my personality. I have to host the scene. You can’t let the words drop in this scene . Those who understand understand, right? You understand too well. Every time you go on stage, you say goodbye to i (introverted) people and goodbye to i (introverted) people. There is another message. You told your family that you work in Luo Yonghao’s live broadcast room, right ? Why? Because in Shandong , you can’t engage in this kind of tertiary industry , that is, you can’t engage in unstable freelance jobs, right? So you lied to your family and said that you have been doing live broadcasts in my place for 5 years, right
? Why did you choose Luo Yonghao’s live broadcast room? Because it is actually more stable. It is the fourth of the four major live broadcast rooms, but the first three have been changing all the time , so it has always been only our fourth . The fourth for thousands of years fits the stereotype of my family. Then when this program is broadcast, won’t they know it? Will it be edited out? Edit it out and show it specifically to his family. Shuheng has always performed very well in our live studio . As the founder of this company, I want to thank Shuheng’s parents for raising such a good child. Thank you. Every year, I buy something in Mr. Luo’s live studio and tell my family that it is from the company because it is a bit sad. The stereotype is that this year on June 18, can we broadcast a show together? Thank you for coming to live. It is completely confirmed. It is right. It is right. It is right. I just play with the talk show. I have to work at
ordinary times. I am very busy. Teacher and boss, we can do the 618 special show together. No problem. How do you feel about live streaming with your boss ? We often meet in the company. We often say hello in the corridor of the company. We just haven’t live streamed together before. They said that the time of 618 is not suitable. There is
another 818 later, which can be coordinated with
the broadcast time of the program . What do you think about the 818 live broadcast? It depends on what he likes . Because he is an i (introverted) person , what kind of things can he talk about well or have enthusiasm to talk about and recommend to consumers? It depends on him. I can handle it well. I recommend an idea to you. I don’t know if you are interested. Idea is not Idea . There is no erhua in British and American English. Let me continue. I have an idea . Yes, an idea. The next person we are going to invite is another newcomer. Her life experience is very interesting , and her label is also very interesting . Come on, everyone. Applause to welcome Xiaodie. She is here and can joke. The first member, hello, I am Xiaodie. The butterfly of butterfly. My life experience is very bizarre. To put it simply, my mother had undergone sterilization surgery before I was born, so the fact that I was able to be born means that the surgery failed because the doctor’s skills were not strong enough and my life was not strong enough. The surgery is called tubal ligation . Popular Science The next step is to block the female’s fallopian tubes. It is a permanent sterilization operation. Everyone has to go through the fallopian tubes before they are born . I dug my own track . When my mother first became pregnant, she didn’t think she was pregnant. She thought she was going to have early menopause and was very anxious. She prescribed some medicine to promote blood circulation and dissolve blood stasis. I was the one whose blood stasis could not be dissolved. She realized that she seemed to be pregnant for several months. She became even more anxious because the fine for the third child was very high. So she went to find the doctor who performed the operation at that time. The most common medical disputes we have are those where people die. The family members of the patients are shouting, ” Give me back my child’s life. I am a good person. ” How could it be gone just like that? My mother went to the doctor and said that someone had died. She said, “I ‘ll give you the child . How could a good person be born just like that? ” The doctor had never seen such a scene before. He thought my mother didn’t want the child and started to persuade her that since the child was already here, what if it would be useful to keep it? My mother has a very serious hoarding habit . The sentence she can’t resist the most is that it would be useful to keep it . She was very confident at the time and said, “I’ll use the child and the money, and you can’t fine me. ” Later, no one really fined me because the gender column on my birth certificate was filled in as a medical accident. There is no such gender in the United States . I was an outlaw when I was born. Then these stories about my birth were widely circulated in the village. Among the villagers, my birth was comparable to the birth of the Monkey King. It was a bit demonized , as if I jumped out of a stone. When I jumped out, I shouted “surprise” (mother) I also heard from the villagers that my birth caused dissatisfaction among the original inhabitants of the family , that is, my brothers and sisters. They asked my parents more than once whether she would live in our house in the future. So later my parents discussed it and decided to donate the extra child to people in need. In simple terms, they would find a good family to adopt the child. Adoption replaces purchase. In fact, I can understand it because my parents are relatively old and my mother was not in good health at the time. She was a little anemic and wanted to recover her blood. Fortunately, there was no Internet or second-hand platform in that era , otherwise I would be a baby on a second-hand platform as soon as I was born, and someone would comment below on how new the baby is and whether the baby is still there. I have been idle at home for half a year. There is really a couple who plan to adopt me. They have been married for many years and have no children. At that time, they drove a shiny Mercedes -Benz to the village to pick me up. My mother gave me a bath and polished the baby. When the car owner came to pick it up, I burst into tears. My mother couldn’t bear to let him go, so she made up some strange reasons and asked him to drive the Mercedes-Benz back, saying that black cars are unlucky. I heard this story from others when I was a child . Every time I heard it, I would have nightmares at night that my parents didn’t want me. When I grew up, I knew what a Mercedes-Benz was . I really didn’t understand why my mother made up such strange reasons , saying that other people’s Mercedes-Benz was unlucky. What else could be more auspicious when you already have a Mercedes-Benz? I asked my mother why she regretted it. She said that she had raised it for half a year and had developed feelings for it. I was crying so hard in her arms at that time . I asked her if there was a possibility that if you put me in that Mercedes-Benz, I would start to laugh. I really wanted to go back and cover my mouth. I told her, “Don’t cry. If you keep crying, your mother will want you.” Just like that, I became the youngest member of a rural family with three children. All the children went to families that didn’t want children. My mother is a serious hoarder. There are too many useful things in the house. She also kept my brother and sister ‘s childhood clothes. So I lost the freedom to dress when I was born and also gained the freedom to dress. My style of dressing since I was young can be salty or sweet, very retro, and all I wear are vintage clothes. When I was in the first grade, I inherited all the books of my brother and sister in elementary school and junior high school . My brother and sister didn’t study at all. Their books were too new, and my mother couldn’t bear to throw them away. So the scene at that time was that I was wearing my sister’s clothes and holding her used homework books and standing in front of the teacher who taught her. This scene was very weird. I felt that the teacher was stunned . It wasn’t that bad student I taught back then who came back to take his life. And everyone said that textbooks were the most authoritative, but I didn’t believe my textbooks at all because the textbooks in those years were revised and I was using the previous version. How should I put it? The Bird’s Nest was almost built, and in my book, Beijing was still bidding for the Olympic Games. My class was like playing a game called Find the Difference. In other people’s books, there were eight planets in the solar system, but I had nine. Once when I checked the text, I realized that in their books, they had to recite the entire text, but I only had to read it aloud. So at that time, although everyone used the People’s Education Press version , I was taught by an old man and I went to Old school (old-school school) I also complained to the teacher that the books my parents gave me were old books. The teacher then casually said, ” You have to forgive your parents. They are also parents for the first time . ” After he finished speaking, he was silent. If he hadn’t been silent, I wouldn’t have noticed that the books my parents used were also used by others. They were third-hand. They were parents for the third time , and they were still third-time parents . Fortunately, when I was in the fifth grade, I had brand new textbooks because compulsory education was universal and book fees were waived. So what supported me was not my home but my country and more positive energy. Later, I was admitted to one of the top 100 high schools in the country . I was really happy on the first day of the first year of high school because I knew that I would never need those useful things left at home again . Fortunately, my brother and sister didn’t get into high school. Then my mother was also very happy that day . She showed off to others and said, ” Look, I told you.” It’s useful to keep it. I don’t care whether it’s useful or not. My life is about to start a new journey. I’ll stop here. Thank you everyone, my great grandson Shu Hengwei, Xiaodie’s ticket lock countdown. Thank you Xiaodie for your performance . So Xiaodie , your label says ” I’m here, I’m here “, which is also what you just said in your talk show. Yes, this is my life slogan. On the one hand, in the competition , it means “I’m here for this competition”. In fact, to put it more broadly, it means ” I’m here for this world” . All four of them were photographed. The first one to be photographed was Chunchun , and then the three of us. Maybe in the end , I was in that auspicious place. She likes to seek good luck . I think it may be Xiaodie ‘s own story or life sample. I think it may be too unique. So when I was listening to her whole story, I felt that there were many details that she shared with We think this actually requires a lot of courage. I think I can get a lot of energy from the story she told, so I think this is why I want to clap. Thank you, I think I have to clap, but let me first say two other points. Shuheng ended too quickly just now. You actually stretched it out for a while . I think the atmosphere was a bit deflated. If it could have ended earlier, I think it would have been relatively better. There is another problem. This is a very rich topic . Just like Chunchun said just now, it is a very unique topic worth talking about, but it is actually very heavy for us . So you find that without us, many times we dare not laugh . Yes, this is actually because we need to find more jokes like Geely to break it up. But the atmosphere you talked about this year is better than last year and the year before last because we are also improving, our acceptance and our boundaries are also being broadened by you, but I I feel that no one has ever looked back on their past in this way, so I think it’s worth talking about. I filmed this point for Teacher Lu Yu. When I was listening, I was thinking, didn’t you say that you came out after the vasectomy, right? You are the young lady who can’t be stopped ? Then did I guess wrong ? There was a period in the middle when you were quite down, and it dragged on for a long time. It was because the opening performance didn’t feel so good and didn’t meet expectations , so you were a little bored, right? Because I am also an i (introverted) person, yes, I would be very nervous when I went on stage. This venue is really a huge challenge for offline contestants , and everyone can hear the script. Today’s performance was a little bit off, which is a pity. And you, I sometimes feel that some Chinese parents are really rough and don’t know the harm to their children. I am the fourth child in my family and I was supposed to have an abortion when I was sent to the countryside. My parents went to the clinic and saw flies everywhere. You know, the so-called barefoot doctors, the kind who had no strict medical training. They were scared and came back . Don’t tell me about this in the future. When I was growing up, they always said that they didn’t want me. They would repeatedly reinforce this thing , so it put a great burden on you. It was only after I served my parents very well that I completely got rid of this. So I think that as you become famous at a high speed and find that dignity in front of your parents , this matter can be resolved. Yes , I really want to hear the comments of our screenwriter teacher. In terms of my own aesthetics, I especially like the adoption instead of buying joke, because I think some things don’t just sound hellish, they are actually hellish. So I think if it was a more theatrical environment , everyone might feel more secure, and the laughter might be better. Yes , and I also like Xiaodie’s style . Xiaodie is indeed the most literal woman with the strongest vitality I have ever seen, so thank you . I hope you can express more later. Applause again for Xiaodie ‘s wonderful performance. Let’s invite Sun Shuheng back to the stage Please stand in the voting area. Let’s first take a look at the number of votes given to the two by the Laughter Friends Group. Sun Shuheng 30 Xiaodie 40. After all the friends in the audience have finished voting, the votes for the two are. Please see. I think the difference should not be far. Yes
, it’s about the same. It’s possible , but I personally still prefer Sun Shuheng a little more . I prefer Xiaodie. It should be very close. I think it’s around 240. Xiaodie’s 234 votes are not low. It’s really close. Congratulations to Xiaodie for entering the promotion zone . Wait , wait, wait , wait , hold on. on (wait a moment) I used the wait light directly, and mine was used up. The reason for using it up is to say it out loud. The reason is that I have seen both of their works, whether it is the script or the previous performance, and I think they are all first-class. But to be honest, on this stage today, the performances of both of them are not their best performances. I think they are evenly matched today, so I used my wait light . So Xiaodie and Sun Shuheng both entered the promotion zone. Sun Shuheng’s performance on the spot was a little discounted, about 15% off or something like that . Anyway, it was not his best level. At this time, the first game did not reach his ideal performance, so I was very anxious. These two are very strong, so I was relieved when the other one entered, and I was very worried when this one did not enter. So after thinking for a long time, I said that I would not wait for the later ones, because you don’t know what will happen later . Maybe there will be more regrettable ones to be rescued, or maybe this one will be gone if you miss it. So I said , if Sun Shuheng advances first, I will also rescue Xiaodie without hesitation. The next two to face off are Xiaoyu and Mengchuan. No problem, come on. The first one we want to invite up is last year, everyone knew through his performance that he took the college entrance examination three times and was admitted to Peking University. We concluded that this student is very good at studying, right, love exams, applause, please welcome Xiaoyu from School, hello everyone, I am Xiaoyu, first round Just fight Brother Chuan. I’m wondering how we can compete. Meng Chuan and Xiao Yu. Sichuan and Chongqing are one family. Do you remember me? Last year, I shared the story of how I took the college entrance examination three times and finally got 1900 points to be admitted to Peking University. Today, I’m going to talk to you about my recent life. I studied preventive medicine and I ‘m now in my fifth year of college and will soon graduate from my undergraduate program. Although my level is average , I still plan to continue my postgraduate studies because my major requires a bachelor’s and master’s degree. But don’t worry, I’m not one of those who do 4+4. Let me explain to you that generally speaking, only undergraduates who major in clinical medicine can become doctors . I don’t even know preventive medicine. If I want to be a doctor, I can only give up my current medical major and go back to take the fourth. I had to score 2500 in the college entrance examination to have a chance to become a doctor. That means I had to give up medicine and pursue a career in medicine. My major is 5+2 , which means I’m in my fifth year now. I can go and interview my supervisor by myself. If both sides agree , I can continue my postgraduate studies. I sent emails to many teachers at that time. I didn’t change the content, but only the address. It was very efficient, but my level was average. Many teachers rejected me. Only one teacher named Wang didn’t reply to me. I still had a glimmer of hope , so I sent him another very sincere email. He also replied very sincerely. He said thank you, Xiaoyu, and both emails had been received. But I’m Teacher Li. I thought to myself, it’s over. I won’t be a postgraduate student without a supervisor. Then what will I be in the future? No guide , no, what, that’s all . Thank you all. Applause to Xiaoyu who is very good at studying. Xiaoyu 0 lights? 0 lights. It is indeed quite hurt , but it is indeed very bad. First of all, the script itself is not good. On the other hand, there were some changes the night before the performance , which were not well-prepared , resulting in slips in speech. After that, it became more and more broken. It was expected , but it was a little worse than expected. Xiaoyu went to the rest area. Everyone is familiar with the friend who wanted to PK with Xiaoyu . Although he has never taken the civil service exam , don’t forget that he has Shandong blood in his bones, so he often has new moves. Applause, welcome Meng Chuan. Hello, everyone. I am Meng Chuan , from Shandong e (extroverted). I am the only chief screenwriter participating in the program this year . After all, other chief screenwriters don’t have any families. Sometimes I revise the script with Brother Cheng, and I see him happy, and I want to find him another home . This year, I took my whole family to Thailand to celebrate the Chinese New Year. At that time, there was a kidnapping case there , but when I saw that the air tickets and hotels were too cheap, I thought I would go. Anyway, the family is together and we can take care of each other when we arrive at the park. I said hello to these friends. They said it was very dangerous over there and you would be kidnapped to northern Myanmar as soon as you got off the plane and they would demand a high ransom . How about you put the money first? We felt like we had already encountered northern Myanmar before we even got to Thailand. My dad was particularly afraid of going to Thailand and not being used to the food, so he brought 3 pounds of donkey meat. 15 pieces of donkey meat were on fire . On the plane, they broadcast that meat products could not be imported. I was sleeping when my dad woke me up. My dad asked me, “Son, is the Thai customs strict? ” I was immediately scared and asked, “Dad , what are you smuggling? ” My dad said, “It’s in your bag. ” I said, “Throw it away. ” My dad didn’t want to waste it, so he forced me to have 3 donkeys. But he brought too much. I saw my dad offering donkey meat hotpot to the stewardess on the plane , but the stewardess was very considerate and refused my dad’s donkey meat hotpot. As my dad was walking forward, the stewardess stopped him and said that the captain didn’t eat donkey meat hotpot either. Fortunately , the key point was that the donkey meat was a whole piece. I saw my dad stand up from his seat and ask politely , “Who brought a knife ?” There was a passenger who was very enthusiastic and said that they used Thai baht instead of dollar over there. It was a very broken thing, but it was still It’s really amazing . No matter what I say, he won’t throw it away. This person is really stubborn after eating too much donkey meat. I’m afraid. I’ve seen the anti-smuggling in movies and TV shows. If you bring donkey meat hotpot , I can smell it without a dog . If something really happens, it will definitely be on the hot search, saying that a talk show host was arrested for smuggling donkey meat hotpot . Netizens commented that they have never seen such a greedy bad artist . Then my father persuaded me, saying, son , don’t you have to walk a distance after getting off the plane? You will definitely be hungry. So after getting off the plane, I ate while walking and browsed the social media. I saw a repo (comment) saying that he saw me in Thailand but didn’t say hello to me because he looked at me and felt that I was not easy to deal with. The whole person looked arrogant. I couldn’t explain to others that I was just full. I also told my father , “Dad, I am a niche figure after all. It’s not good to be photographed by others.” My father said, “Then I’ll find you a place to eat. Just go and eat under that sign over there. You see, the sign says that taking photos is prohibited. I think this method is also worth promoting. In the future, the top stars in the entertainment industry will talk under that sign if they are afraid of being photographed. The most uncomfortable thing is that after passing through customs, my father suddenly said to me, If they don’t allow meat products to enter the country, can we just eat the meat in the fire-baked bread ? It’s hindsight. At that time, I felt that my father was no longer an ordinary old man. His name was Kong Ming. This incident also made me feel that Shandong people are smart enough to deal with customs , and should be able to deal with tariff wars. I even think that Shandong people should have a longer-term vision and not just focus on the domestic establishment. How can we not pass the civil service exam worse than Americans? By then, the ancestral home of all the people in the positions will be Shandong. TOEFL and IELTS will be abolished within 50 years. Within 200 years, Shandong will have a US president. Think about the American dream . When you wake up and find that it was Confucius and Mencius , it is very likely that a yellow person will be elected as the president. It may even be my descendant. When he takes office, I have a dream that Shandong people will definitely vote for him. Moreover , they have helped you with such an important matter as the presidential election. So what if I ask you to do something for me in the future? It’s okay to call him. Hello, Johnson , come and sit with me when you are free. I brought you some green onions from my hometown. They were grown by my family and didn’t cost much. As for the project of replacing the Statue of Liberty with Confucius, I think the Analects should be vigorously promoted. This is not called cultural invasion. This is cultural going to the countryside. All countries are country. There is no need to say more. There is a saying that goes, ” It is a great pleasure to have friends coming from afar . ” There will be no war in this world. Who says that when the enemy comes, we can only defeat them? We can just drink them down. When the time comes, two presidents will sit at a table and clink their glasses. One will say, “Drink first” and “Respect . ” The other president will say, “All things in the wine.” Globalization is no longer working, so let’s just try to Shandongize the United States. America is A, Britain is B , Canada is C. After this world is at peace, let’s solve the ultimate problem of the world , for example, the opposition between men and women. Let’s redraw the map of the earth and redraw it into the male hemisphere and the female hemisphere , and not divide it roughly in two. Our ancestors taught us about yin and yang. At that time, we will put those men and women who want to fall in love on the two points on this dividing line . Xiaoyu can meet the strongest opponent every year. Do you need such a cruel knife to kill Xiaoyu? I think Datong is in Shandong. Datong is not even in Shanxi. This person has gone crazy. I hope everyone can receive text messages as soon as they get off the plane anywhere in the world .
Welcome to a hospitable country. Thank you for saying so much. I am Mengchuan. It’s explosive. Everyone, hurry up and vote for Mengchuan (full votes). Hurry up (Mengchuan) (Champion) The best in the first episode. That’s it. I think he’s pretty good. I’m from Datong, Shandong. (Champion) Don’t just talk, don’t just talk , move your hands, don’t just shout to vote, and forget to come. The countdown for Meng Chuan’s vote lock has begun. Applause again for Meng Chuan, Meng Chuan , what ‘s wrong with you? Are you from Shandong? This time the action was a bit too big , yes, it was really amazing. I think Meng Chuan is too strong. You may not know how strong he is . I didn’t realize it just now . Later, I looked back and thought that he was actually taking us . Wherever he pointed, we looked . So we forgot that he started to take us to Thailand, but we didn’t even enter Thailand. We only stopped at the customs and then turned to Shandong . Yes , with his extraordinary screenwriting ability and his great stage performance ability, he made us completely forget what we were going to do. I think the immediacy of all talk shows is very good, even if it’s just a taste . This is the skill , yes, very good Okay, Meng Chuan has gone crazy. Later, even Tianxia Datong has to be from Shandong. This is the person. When you wrote this, was your mind so excited that you were already crazy? Maybe when you were writing the jokes, you weren’t so crazy at the beginning , but you kept piling up until you reached that state. I can feel the excitement when he wrote to this point later. Especially on our stage, there are rarely such crazy talk shows. I have a dream that Shandong will produce an American president. I have a dream that Tianxia Datong is in Shandong. I have a dream . The project of replacing Confucius with the Statue of Liberty is all in the wine. Xiaoyu returned to Taichung and we’ll see the votes given by the Laughter Friends Group. Meng Chuan is leading by a large margin. After all the audience voted, Xiaoyu and Meng Chuan got the votes . Meng Chuan got 291 votes and successfully advanced, leaving more than 130 votes behind. It has to be the veteran . The veteran is too fierce. The two contestants we are going to PK next are the first one to appear. The ceiling of the talk show industry, height ceiling, applause, please welcome Lu Bowei, hello. Hello everyone, my name is Lv Bowei . I participated in a program last year. Some friends saw me and they were very happy. Let me introduce myself to you. I am two meters tall. Thank you , but how should I put it ? I am too tall. It is really like my label says, that is, you have well-developed limbs, so people can easily think of the second half of the sentence , that is, simple-minded. Many people think that I am not smart . Almost everyone thinks so . I have lived for more than 20 years, and no one has ever given me a nickname. What is the smart big guy? You know, you don’t have to say it, but I can actually understand it. I can understand it because it seems that any word together with Dalian seems not smart. Tall is not smart, big is not smart , even very smart. Thank you. Accidental injury , prejudice itself is not smart, and it is also a stupid big fool. If you insist on saying what word is smart when it comes to Dalian, then it is Zhang Wei. Once I went to an interview and the interviewer asked me a question. I didn’t know. In addition to the interview, I was a little nervous and stuttered . I said, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don’t know. The interviewer’s attitude towards me suddenly changed. You go to an interview and get praised It’s normal to be scolded. Have you ever been coaxed by others? Then the interviewer suddenly said, “It’s okay . No, it’s okay. No, let’s move on to the next question. The next question is, how old are you this year? I was a little angry at the time. I can be without a job, but I can’t be without dignity. I stared at him and said, “What do you mean?” He handed me the resume. I lowered my head and saw that my date of birth was indeed wrong. It was written as June 10, 200. I was 1825 years old, a Gemini in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Thank you everyone , it’s just that I’m quite cold. My performance was average. It was not very good. I felt that I gained a fighting spirit. I feel that I have to do well. See you next time, friends. You must pay attention to the following contestant. What’s wrong? Because her performance is very special and requires everyone to experience it seriously. Let’s applaud and welcome Wang Dadao. Wang
Dadao, hello, everyone, I am Wang Dadao. I am very bad. I am a particularly bad person. Because every time before I go on stage and start telling jokes, I will quickly scan the audience in the first row to accurately locate the position of each man. Then I will look at them from right to left and start observing. I want to find an expression on their faces. The expression is called fear. The attitude towards men now has It is very unique. Today I want to talk to you about some stories between me and men. In fact, I was not like this since I was a child. In fact, I like men very much since I was a child . I have liked men since kindergarten. It was lunch break in the kindergarten and I went to find him. I wanted to invite him to take a nap with me , but when I found him, he was already lying next to my best friend Xiao Ning. At that moment, I was very sad. I thought why , why do you know Xiao Ning is very good, but why? I remembered that we ate delicious stir-fried pork in kindergarten. Xiao Ning ate delicious stir-fried pork . It was delicious . I ate delicious stir-fried pork and I said, what an outstanding beast. Xiao Ning is the kind of person who is cold and elegant, the kind of iceberg beauty . And I , since I was a child, have been the lotus candle that you can never turn off on your birthday . From kindergarten to elementary school, no boy I liked liked me. I do n’t understand. I do n’t understand because
I have liked myself very much since I was a child. When I was a child, I walked alone on the street. As I walked, I was thinking, I said I am so interesting, but those boys don’t seem to understand my personality charm. I don’t blame them. I don’t blame them because I think if their cognition is not enough, they just can’t appreciate me. It’s because their cognition is not enough. I want them to improve a little bit and improve quickly , so I have to expand my personality charm and broaden their aesthetic boundaries. I want to be an exhibitionist . If a boy passes by me in the school corridor, I will just flaunt a flexible female cheetah , but those boys will just walk around me . I simply disdain them because those who walk around cheetahs are only cowardly antelopes . I will definitely find someone worthy of me. But when I was about to graduate from college, I found that all the men I met were antelopes. No, no … Emotional expression Later , I successfully deceived a man, my first boyfriend. He drove to pick me up and I sat on his passenger seat. How did I usually sit? I usually sat like this. I couldn’t put my legs together. My hips needed to breathe like men. But an iceberg beauty had to be elegant. So that day I sat on his passenger seat. I always sat like this. My back was super straight and my legs were crossed . In “The Princess Diaries” starring Anne Hathaway, a real lady sat like this. All the girls in the first row learned from me. We went shopping in the mall to try on clothes. Many people would dress like this. First put the left hand into the left sleeve. The right hand might not be able to find the right sleeve. Don’t dress like this . It’s very ungraceful. I never dress like this. Never. I always dress like this. Just like magic. Every time I see him, I will try my best to dress myself up to look delicate and good-looking. I especially remember one night after we got together, I was about to fall asleep and he suddenly put his head close to my ear and asked me in a very low voice, ” Do n’t you need to remove your makeup?” What else could I do ? I could only pretend to be asleep and continue sleeping with my makeup on. Later he went to Qingdao to play He went to Qingdao to play and brought me a gift. It was a stone he picked up on the beach. It was too stingy. But an iceberg beauty can’t talk like that. She should be elegant , calm , mysterious and non-aggressive. I asked why you brought a stone back and he said because your English name is Stone. I said I would call myself Diamond from now on . He said how could you say that? He couldn’t hear Diamond, but only heard me . Vulgarity has been naturally integrated into my blood like breathing. At that moment, I finally understood why those iceberg beauties always talk very little. Because the less they talk, the less likely I am to get in. In the end, we broke up after only a few months of dating. Too many clues were revealed. Then after the breakup, I found that it was most comfortable to sleep without makeup. Then someone listened to my manuscript and asked me , “Wang Dadao , what do you want to express? Do you want to express the story of not getting love through acting or makeup ? But you play an iceberg beauty so… I am comfortable and at ease . I think I am pretty good, but am I really comfortable? I am not. This is just the present me telling a story about my past. I especially remember when we first got together, we went to a restaurant for dinner. He and his friends looked at the menu and ordered what to eat without asking me . I also like eating , so why didn’t they ask me why? I am very sad. In fact, I am very sad. I think that most of the time, I feel that I need to be a person who doesn’t have strong opinions and emotions. You ask me what I want to express. I want to talk about many moments. I want to talk about the time when I was walking alone on the pedestrian street in college. I was walking alone on the pedestrian street. A perverted old man rode his bicycle around me in circles. He stared at me and said he wanted to see me. I really wanted to say something to fight back, but I didn’t. But I didn’t. I couldn’t say anything. You ask me what I want to express. I might want to say that I don’t want to lose my dissatisfaction and my own opinions because of some self-shame or some body shame . I want, I want to be hysterical . wanna be hysterical(I want to be hysterical) I wanna scream(I want to scream) I wanna shout(I want to shout) I wanna cry(I want to cry) without any guilt( I don’t wanna keep silent) because of my shame(Just because of my shame) and the education I received(And the education I received) I also hope that one day I can say these in Sichuan dialect instead of English. There is no joke in those things just now, but you listened very carefully , right? Just like magic(Just like magic) Thank you
everyone, I am Wang Dadao Art. Thank you again for the wonderful performance by Wang Dadao . The countdown for locking the tickets for Wang Dadao has begun. Let ‘s applaud Wang Dadao again. Was this segment of Wang Dadao created for this stage or has it been performed offline before? This segment was also polished for a long time before it came out. It was not like this before. In order to practice this segment, she would stay in the house every day. As soon as she opened the elevator, she would see Dadao at home. I will definitely find a syrup that matches my Jizhi syrup. And that’s you, you are so useless. Don’t do this kind of performance . You I’m Sorry, that was so funny . Was it during a certain performance that you suddenly felt like letting go and having a great time? Or was it
because there were many things , including what I was talking about? It was so interesting. It might be something that was improvised during a certain performance. It was so funny because the point where I clapped the light just now was your very stupid point . You said that after you put on your left arm, I couldn’t put on my right arm. Yes , yes, yes, what?
That was very important . It was so funny. I thought it was a great performance. I was there early, so I should be the first one to clap the light, and you were the first. She presented at least two different female expressions in it , but what is very valuable about her is that she did not turn these two expressions into a competitive state. Yes, because she understands me. We have never been competitors, we are colleagues. We will never belittle the existence of others just to affirm our own existence . This is her particularly valuable and advanced point of the younger generation, so I think it is a particularly powerful performance. I like it very much. Thank you, Lu Yu, thank you, because I think the best performance for me is that I also like to mess around. I think the audience and the audience around me are selfless when watching her. Yes, she is
also selfless when she performs. Many beautiful things in this world are because you forget yourself at that time , and then you don’t exist at that moment , so she becomes so beautiful. I think that moment is that kind of big knife. There is a bright future ahead. I hope to cooperate with you more in the future , okay? Thank you . It’s great, teacher. You have another wonderful expression. You can be any shape, even a tomato, just like an eggplant with a whole sunshine tomato inside, sweet and sour, rich, Just like magic. In fact, everyone knows that there is no shortage of psychopaths on the talk show stage, but I think we have watched this stage for so many years, and she is not just this year , but all the previous years. She is also one of the contestants with the most outstanding personality,
because we especially hope to see something different from newcomers. It was she who made this stage completely regretless today . She is a completely talented psychopath and shocked us . Because when I was watching her entire performance, I was a little too excited, so my brain is actually a little confused now . First of all, her style. I have watched talk shows for many years , but when I watched it last year, I felt it was particularly different . Last year, there were many female talk show hosts who dared to express themselves on the stage. To do this thing, but I have asked myself how difficult it is for me to do such a thing. So I would especially admire the way she performed at the beginning. Dadao was praised on the spot. You are so happy. So in the performance just now, you showed us your appearance and your state in life. I think it may be closer to my childhood. For example, some psychological activities are so interesting. These are all magnified and exaggerated. I think I feel a little different from myself on the stage. I won’t say that I am walking on the street and suddenly I hope to see more strange performances of Dadao on this stage. Applause again for Dadao. It’s fun . Come on. Thank you Dadao for coming to the stage . Let ’s take a look at the votes. Congratulations to Wang Dadao for entering the promotion zone with 263 votes. Come on, Bowei. Wait for the final result in the pending zone. It’s amazing. It ’s the first time I have heard it . I was very shocked because there are some feelings, that kind of shame, that kind of self-doubt. Sometimes you suppress it for too long and you don’t even know what you want to express. But Dadao said it very directly. Although she was shy to use the language we use in daily life , when she spoke in English, I could still feel the sincerity and the core of rock and roll. I wanted to scream and shout. It felt like watching her performance was like reading a short story. It was a kindergarten lunch break. I went to find her and wanted to invite her to take a nap with me. After you see the end, you will want to go back and watch it again. In Public, Brecht performed a one-person experimental drama on the stage. She even had the feeling of an opera singer . Her state on the stage was like performing some opera or drama monologue. The tension was very strong. The first time I saw it, I specially endured until she confronted me. I was shocked . Magic Amazing, Crazy, Unbelievable. Wang Dadao is also an artist. Is n’t she an artist? It’s not mine. It’s not art . Do n’t talk about this. Because when I performed offline before, many people would deny and doubt me. But when I performed today, I felt that the audience was very good when I went on stage . In fact, when I went on stage, they all gave (encouragement) , that is, applause, screams, and cheers. It was like a hug, and then you would feel very happy. I am sitting here now, and I feel it is unreal. It feels like a dream. Then suddenly someone slapped me and said, “Wang Dadao has woken up from his dream .” The next two people to compete in this group are Kid and Wang Xiaoli.