【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】第1期下：全场嗨翻！Kid江梓浩高能进击 ！|#脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
The next two people to compete are Kid and Wang Xiaoli. The friend who came on stage first left a deep impression on everyone last year . Last year, he told many stories about himself, his work, and his family. This year, he decided not to tell stories and decided to share his ideas with everyone. Applause, welcome Kid. Hello everyone, I am Kid. Hello everyone , I like Da Dao’s performance very much, but what I bring today is still the traditional talk show . I have been performing for the past year. Two days before the performance , I received a private message from the audience asking Kid, can we meet after the performance today? Does anyone know what it means? What does it mean? Stage door (cast and crew entrance) asked if I could take a photo with you at the cast and crew entrance or something SD (cast and crew entrance) How would I know ? How would I know ? I thought for a long time and replied with a “yes” . Let’s meet in Shandong if there’s a chance SD (cast and crew entrance) Because our audience is too young now. There are still many people in my private messages saying that Kid (Kid) just graduated and is very confused. I don’t know which is better, my hometown or a big city . Based on my limited experience, of course the big city is better, right ? I only hear this in Shanghai . If it doesn’t work, go back to my hometown. I have never heard this in my hometown in northern Jiangsu. If it doesn’t work, go to Shanghai. You know, if this sentence appears in our county, there is only one situation . You If this disease cannot be cured, then go to Shanghai. I came to Shanghai in 2018 with 10,000 yuan that I had saved up with great difficulty . I found that it is more difficult to survive here than I thought. First of all, you come from a county town and you have no idea about Shanghai. When I rented a house, I told the agent that I wanted to find a three-bedroom, one-living room , fully decorated house near the People’s Square with a budget of less than 2,000 yuan. The agent was also quite humorous and said, “Hey, young man , we don’t have this house. Yours won’t work. Let’s go to Lego to have a look. ” One day I liked a partition that cost 2,500 yuan. I said it was okay, and there was 7,500 yuan left. The agent laughed again and said, “In Shanghai, the deposit is one and the payment is three. 2,500 yuan, the deposit is one and the payment is three. Ten thousand yuan . I have saved for so long. The 10,000 yuan I saved was gone in one day in Shanghai . How can I say that moment? Just like magic (just like magic) It’s such a magic, right? It’s such a magic that I gritted my teeth and rented it, but I couldn’t leave in disgrace. I had no money to use, so I could only sell some of the sneakers and trendy brand clothes I bought before. As time went by, the closet became emptier and emptier. One day when I opened the closet, I was desperate. I said, this is not leaving in disgrace, why should I leave naked? I left Shanghai with nothing. I had to hold on in the end. I didn’t go back because I knew that my hometown is not 100% comfortable and smooth. My hometown has its own difficulties. In the past two years, everyone has been saying that big cities are miserable. Has anyone paid attention to the slaves in county towns? Work six days a week and rest one day. There is no social security, and you can’t change even if you want to. The job is begged for you by your parents through several levels of relationships. There is no concept of job-hopping at all. You will lie flat on this job for the rest of your life, right? The most important thing is that if you work as a slave in Shanghai, your boss will only let you work. You were a cow and a horse in your hometown, and your relatives forced you to mate every day . Now every time I go home, I have to use the rhetoric of Shanghai cows and horses to deal with the cows and horses in northern Jiangsu. You have to put the major events in life first. I said I received it , and you have to prioritize . I said okay, okay, you have to get married quickly and have the baby quickly. I will give it to you next week at the latest , and your family may not be able to help you. There is a saying called “county Brahmins”, which means that the county is a caste system, and those resources are monopolized by major family businesses. Xiao Liu’s father produces, Xiao Li’s father exports, Xiao Sun’s father does the accounting , and Xiao Zhao’s father checks the accounts . Several fathers form a Dadline (Dad Line), and their businesses are all very big, and the units of measurement every day are tens of thousands. My father’s daily business is not only measured in tens of thousands , but also in biscuits . Some people are born Brahmins. Some people are born with a lack of a skill. So for those of us who have no family background and no business, we are forced to stay in big cities. If we have no background , we can only go to Beijing . If we don’t have a business, we can only go to Shanghai . Anyway, no matter where you go, it’s not easy for ordinary people. Our lives are full of suffering. Otherwise, why are people from all walks of life talking about getting ashore? I just think that after you choose a sea of suffering, you don’t care what others say. People often tell me that they have never been to Shanghai and tell me that Shanghai is not good. Why do you go there? Shanghai is just a paradise for rich people . I don’t understand this sentence. Shanghai is just a paradise for rich people. Isn’t it a paradise for rich people wherever they go ? Even if it is really a paradise for rich people, this is exactly why I came from the county town. The most needed thing for the paradise is staff , right ? We come to make money. Wherever there are rich people, there are money and opportunities. Because in the eyes of rich people, money is omnipotent. You don’t know what they will do with the money. It’s inexplicable and you can’t understand it. It ‘s very likely that tomorrow a Shanghai tycoon will say, “Oh, every night before going to bed, I want to hear someone tell me some homophonic puns by the bed. How can I find one? Where can I find one?” I immediately rushed over and said, “Brother, where else can you find one? Is n’t there a county town?” They also said that people living in Shanghai are indifferent and lonely. This is true, but I think we have to look at this issue dialectically. Indifference also means that all the difficulties that occurred in Shanghai were solved by ourselves , right?
If you can survive in Shanghai, you won’t die in other places. So many things have happened in these years, right? Are n’t we still working hard and doing good things here every day? Will it raise your threshold for being knocked down by difficulties? Because difficulties don’t come one by one. It’s very likely that one day when I was 60 years old, I woke up in bed and found that my parents had passed away on the same day, my spouse had also passed away, and my children didn’t care. I went online and saw that the retirement age had been delayed again. I have lived in Shanghai, and I can also maintain that sense of relaxation. The first thing I would do is to have a cup of coffee first. I think, let alone loneliness. Loneliness means that no one cares about you. You can live in any way. Look at those people on Anfu Road, they are just basking in the sun. If you are in your hometown , this is called not doing your job, being idle, being lazy , and being lazy. In Shanghai , this is called gap. There is this magic in Shanghai. In Shanghai , you can just find a place to lie down and feel the Shanghai paralysis. Mr. Luo , Mr. Luo is stimulated again. No one cares what job you have or whether you are married. My house Grandma Dong is 70 years old and has never had children or married. One Chinese New Year when I didn’t go home, she made me a New Year’s Eve dinner. I was very touched and drank a little. I cried to her about how my parents suppressed me, how my relatives squeezed me, and how my classmates laughed at me . She wiped my tears and comforted me in a very Shanghai way. She said that poor places are like this. Why do I talk about this? Because in the past two years, many friends around me have left Shanghai , including my psychologist. I asked him why, and he said he couldn’t stay here because he was too anxious. I persuaded him for a long time, but he was very capable because it only took him 3 days from the decision to the move. So I want to wish all friends who want to leave the big city have the courage to leave at any time . I also hope that our friends who decide to stay in the big city have a reason not to leave. Having said that, thank you for watching the overall situation. Thank you Kid for the performance . Come on, Kid ( ( Kid) The countdown to lock the tickets has begun. Applause again. Thank you, Kid. Thank you , Kid. I just mentioned that in the last season and last year, you shared more about your life stories, including work and family, etc. This is the first time this season that you chose to express your feelings on stage. Why? I just want to say that it seems that this is an idea that everyone has been struggling with in the past two years . Maybe many friends have lost their jobs or something like that . It seems to be something worth discussing . Yes, in fact, life has its advantages and difficulties wherever it is . Kid is a contestant I have always liked. I was very happy to listen to him today and laughed the whole time. Then I took a quick look at him and I felt that three lights were enough today because he was not in his best condition. Also, don’t be unhappy about this. I was a little sad just now. What happened here ? The person in charge of the pun on the stage is gone. Are you guys so free? Mr. Luo , Mr. Luo was stimulated again and left Shanghai clean ? Is Dadline only in Shanghai counties? Shanghai paralysis puns have always been a huge temptation to humans and creators because it’s fast , so I was very happy to listen to it. But just now I was thinking about so many puns, and then suddenly I remembered someone. Yes, there ‘s nothing else , there’s nothing else. My feeling after listening to this part is actually different from Mr. Luo’s. I think Kid has entered a club like talk show actors. It ‘s called how to act and how to be a talk show actor. He needs a performance to complete that difficult leap . From now on, I will be extremely confident and I can move forward. I ‘m especially happy for Kid. I understand that he has been waiting for this moment , and the content of this performance itself is very good. Fortunately, it created two Kids, one is Kid from northern Jiangsu and the other is Kid who drifted in Shanghai. These two people are always fighting and struggling in his body , encouraging each other. When I was not doing well in Shanghai, the Kid from northern Jiangsu told me that I could come back. They gave each other strength. So at that moment, I was actually laughing happily while listening, but at the same time, I felt a little sad inside because you understand what many people are going through . They were not born in Shanghai or Beijing. So he actually told the story very well. Yes, thank you, Teacher Lu Yu, thank you, Kid. He gave you very life-like details, including when he was talking about the Tong Tiao Wan and the comfort given to him by the Shanghai aunt. I think this kind of thing will move us because it will appear in some scenes in our lives, so I think we will empathize with it or believe it . And Kid is actually fine whether he stays in Shanghai or goes back to his hometown. Whether you like sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance or mosquito coils, just use Meituan flash purchase and they will be delivered to your home in a flash. Thank you again, Kid, for the wonderful performance you brought us. Thank you, thank you everyone , and Kid. PK’s friend Wang Xiaoli has a very sharp understanding of the world , but her performance is subtle. She is also a newcomer. She deserves our warm applause. Applause for Wang Xiaoli. Welcome . Hello everyone. I am Xiaoli . Hello. I am 45 years old and have never been married . Every time I say I won’t get married, People always ask me why, but I can’t find a reason . I’m the kind of person who has never dreamed of wearing a wedding dress since I was a child. The only feeling that wedding dresses give me is that they are too tight . I’m really annoyed by being asked this question, so I said it’s hard to find someone because my conditions are not good enough. He said your conditions are not bad. I said, “Really?” Tell me what’s not bad . He said, “This is just a chat. Why are you making things difficult for me? ” But if you don’t get married, you will really encounter a lot of problems. Now when they ask me questions, they won’t ask if I’m married or have children. They will directly ask what grade your child is in. In order to deal with this situation, I made up a child who is 10 years old. I don’t need to make up too much information. I just need to say that my grades are good to win. What grade is your child in? He is in the fourth grade and his grades are average. Although he is first in the grade , he is only third in the whole Chengdu. Generally, no one will continue to ask after this point . No one wants to share other people’s success. They are even afraid that I want to continue talking. Someone even asked me, “Old.” What does a husband do? When I encounter such a situation, I will not invent a husband for myself because I think it is easy to invent a child , but it is too difficult to invent a man. My inventiveness is too good and others do not believe me. My inventiveness is too real. The more I invent, the angrier I get. I cannot invent a real good man. Later, when someone asked me about my husband, I would say forget it, don’t mention it. They would assume that I have a husband. Although I am not married , my friends of the same age are all married. When they are in their 30s, they will still show off to me how happy they are. I asked, how can you be happy when you have two children so hard? She said that although it is hard , she gets up in the morning to cook for them, sends them to school, picks them up after school , cooks for them, and tutors them. When she finally finishes her work and lies in bed looking at them, she really feels very happy. I thought to myself, how is that possible? But later I found out that she was not lying, because one time I got up early in the morning to catch a plane to attend a meeting in another city, and after the meeting she performed After the performance , there were meetings again. When I finally finished my work and lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, I felt very happy. People feel very happy when they rest after hard work. But it can be very hard without children . Having a job is enough. Using work to replace children is not only hard work , but also money. When you get the money, you can be really happy. There is also a friend who gets up at 6 o’clock in the morning to cook for her husband and children, and then takes pictures and sends them to the group. Everyone is praising her and envying her, but I didn’t say anything because I wasn’t awake at that time , so she tagged me and said that you can’t understand the happiness of having a husband and children like me. At about 12 o’clock, I finally woke up. I looked at the messages in the group and replied with a ” just woken up” message . I thought to myself, I have to get up at 6 o’clock to cook, not 7 o’clock. I have to get up to eat. I feel that their family of three doesn’t sleep as much as I do alone. Many people think that not getting married is a miserable thing. Even if I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, others will still say that hard times are ahead of me. I don’t know how far ahead they are . Until one time, I was having a meal with my friend and her husband. While eating, they suddenly started quarreling. I was stunned for a moment. I felt like I was back in my original family. I didn’t dare to speak or move. She said that her husband couldn’t even park the car, so what else could he do? Her husband said that she was a psychopath. I thought to myself that they quarreled because I couldn’t drive. If I could drive , I would help them park the car. Should I go learn to drive? Thinking of this, I felt that it was wrong. I’m not 8 years old anymore , so I turned around and said to my friend, “You two should get a divorce. I’ll be with you later. ” I told her not to bring her husband with her anymore because I couldn’t stand couples quarreling. Sure enough, she stopped bringing him with her. Every time she sat down, she started scolding her husband. She felt that her husband was not there, but he was everywhere. She cried every time and said she wanted a divorce. She cried for years but didn’t want to divorce. It turned out that she only told me about the divorce and didn’t tell her husband. Of course, she would sometimes care about me and tell me that I always come here to talk about my troubles. I feel a little embarrassed. You can also talk to me about your troubles . I don’t have any troubles , but I realized that I must have some because troubles are the token of our friendship. I had to make up troubles. I said that I had a quarrel with my mother, and she said so too, and then she took over the topic. I thought to myself, fortunately, she has troubles in all aspects. If she really cared about me , I would be exposed. A few days ago, I was with a few friends We went to eat barbecue, and one of my friends insisted on waiting for her husband to come before we could eat. The others also said okay, let’s wait for him together. Anyway, we’re not hungry now . I thought to myself, weren’t we all hungry on the way here ? How come I’m not hungry anymore when I smell the barbecue ? I want to object , but I’m afraid that others will think I can’t stand being hungry at all. My ability to delay gratification is too poor. Everyone knows that people with poor ability to delay gratification will definitely have no future . But if I don’t eat again , I will have no future. I want to leave, but I feel that I’m going too far . Why can others tolerate it but I can’t? Am I too concerned about my own feelings ? When will I be able to change this habit of eating when I’m hungry? How can I be starving and reflect at the same time? I should resist and wait for my husband . What is my husband waiting for ? Why should I wait for her husband? Her husband is not my dish. My dish has already been served. Why can’t you let me eat? So I stood up and asked, ” Why hasn’t your husband come yet ?” “Did you make him up ?” “In the past, in order to fit in, I had to make up children , husbands , and even worries. But what if I don’t fit in? Anyway, I ‘m still unmarried at my age . I’m the only one around me. No one knows what a 45-year-old who’s still unmarried should do. Then I can do whatever I want . Anyway, no matter what I do, I’m a role model. Thank you everyone. I’m Xiaoli . So cool, so good. Applause to Wang Xiaoli. Wang Xiaoli is an awesome newcomer. This is a newcomer. The countdown to the newcomer Wang Xiaoli is on. Applause again to Wang Xiaoli. Great! Xiaoli, girl Xiaoli, girl Xiaoli, you’ve had it before. A lot of offline performances? I said I’ve been doing talk shows for 6 years. How often do I perform? How many times a month? Because I can’t perform too much at my age , and Chengdu doesn’t require so much effort. I feel that I can survive by just performing. I don’t need to be too excited . Just now, Chunchun specifically asked with a little disbelief, ” You ‘re really a newcomer ,
right? How can you be so good ? I don’t think you
have a good grasp of the stage, right? It’s great, really great. I’m Yumi, that’s for sure. I voted for you many years ago. Thank you . At that time, it was still SMS voting. That was your only worry , right? At that time, I felt that I wanted to cheer for Li Yuchun. It’s great . It feels like the great teacher .” I don’t know why it’s so good . It’s because you know there’s a kind of actress who is very magical. It’s like she has opened her third eye. She can see what you’re experiencing every day, but you just turn a blind eye to it . Then when she passes by, she sees it all in her eyes, remembers it all in her heart, and remembers it all in her own jokes. I think this is very powerful. Some people say that it’s a God-given voice and these are God-given eyes. She can see things that others can’t see, but you can see that thing every day. I think this is really amazing. Thank you for being so confident when you said that you have no worries. The whole audience was shocked. I think that’s very good and magical. You feel that every one of her ideas is very tricky and weird , but in fact, they are all in line with common sense. Yes , other people are abnormal, but she is very normal. She is extremely normal from beginning to end. She actually takes the sense of deviation to the extreme . I think when you listen to her stuff, you will feel that your brain has been bombarded with waves of bombardment. The content of the bombardment is actually very everyday things , but that everyday life is like her. She is a bit like the child in the Emperor’s New Clothes. For example, the point that Sister Lu Yu and I took at the same time was that your husband is not my cup of tea. That’s the thing. It seems to be like this , right? But it’s impossible that there won’t be an adult saying such a thing at the table . She said, ” I’m hungry. How can I change my bad habit of eating when I’m hungry? ” Her words sounded like something a child would say, but she was so right . She didn’t just break the window paper, she tore it off . I was very moved after listening to her because she was actually telling us that life should be diversified. You should know that I had a personal experience . Last year, I sometimes organized audiences to watch movies offline. After the movie was over, a friend of mine told me that he was so angry at the time and said that there were several people sitting next to him. One of them was a man. The man pointed at me excitedly and asked me why Luyu was no longer young and could still do so many programs and host programs at this age. Why? Because she didn’t have a husband or children. In fact, I could completely believe that she didn’t have any ill intentions at that moment . Later, I actually thought back that if I were a male host, he would definitely not say why he could still do so many things at this age , because of this and that . We are actually trapped in many restrictions and shackles . At a certain stage , if you don’t choose a more mainstream lifestyle , you may face some difficulties. So she was able to speak in that way. I actually felt very encouraged in my heart just now. If I could hear her speech earlier , I would feel more confident, so I would feel very good. Thank you, Xiaoli. Just now you said that you don’t have any worries , but you have to come to this stage to participate in such a competition. Will you feel anxious or stressed ? In March, I was actually quite anxious because at that time , I felt that there were too many desires in my mind . I was a little worried about gains and losses. I felt that I was going to be on the show, and what if you become famous? You must be famous, so you can’t go to the park every day. You know , then at that time, I was a little worried about gains and losses. Then when I went to the Goat to participate in the open mic, my condition was not very good. Then once when I came down from the open mic, I started to blame myself on the way off the stage and said, “What’s wrong with you? You have been acting for six years and you can’t even perform well in an open mic. At that moment, I woke up. I said, Wang Xiaoli, why are you blaming yourself? Because I have rarely blamed myself in my life. Because when I started to blame myself, I woke up all of a sudden. I thought my body has done so many things with me. It accompanied me to perform special shows and to come to Shanghai to participate in programs. I kept revising the manuscripts. It has been so hard, and you still blame it. You shouldn’t blame it. You should love your body. It’s really great. It made me want to cry. Sister Xiaoli is so handsome. Teacher Xiaoli is simply. I tell you that this mentality is a walking dream, do you know? I hope that in the following performances, we can hear such sharing from you. Yes, because I think the soul is in the body, so I hope everyone can love their own body . Come on, Xiaoli is amazing. I want to ask more questions. I want to ask more questions to Teacher Niao Niao Niao. I like your evaluation very much. Because from the perspective of creating talk shows, this topic is not new , so it can be said so well. In fact, it is because the language is very accurate , and then it can be accepted by everyone in such a plain way. Yes , I think because when she expresses her thoughts, it is not because you want to listen to what I want to say, but because she says When she came out, you believed very much that this was what she thought. She just stood there and talked about her ideas. She was very attractive, very convincing, and very charming . So
I like her very much . This script was performed very well today. I am very happy for you . Thank you, thank you, Teacher Haiyuan. You can’t walk around the park freely in the future. Thank you, Niao Niao, thank you, Haiyuan , and thank you Xiaoli for your performance. We invited Kid (Kid) to Taichung. It’s amazing. Let’s first take a look at the support rate given by the Laughter Friends Group. Kid (Kid) 30 Xiaoli 40 Let’s take a look at the PK of this group. The winner is I think we have done very well. If there is anything we didn’t do, it’s because we are not capable enough. In fact, I was a little nervous backstage, but I suddenly realized that all this will pass. Then you just act well. I don’t have any other ideas . It’s amazing . It’s very close to Wang Xiaoli with 282 votes. Kid (Kid) 260 votes. I feel like Xiaoli’s innocence is magnified on this stage. That kind of innocent and sincere little observation is very touching. I think Xiaoli’s this really gave me a very deep point. Maybe the answer is in you But we often can’t see the step under our feet. But Sister Xiaoli really used her very calm tone to let us see that it was so simple. I think Sister Xiaoli showed us the power of simplicity. Wang Xiaoli got 282 votes. We want to congratulate Wang Xiaoli for successfully entering the promotion zone . Wait, someone is going to give it to Kid. Let’s keep one for the two of us, or I’ll do it. Okay, the main reason is that I have a habit of delaying everything , but now I think I should learn from Xiaoli. Just express what you feel and do what you want to do. I think Kid will definitely have a very good performance this season , so I am willing to give him this opportunity. Thank you , I’ll wait a little longer . For you, wait a little longer. Chunchun, ok. Luyu’s wait light was given to Kid, so congratulations to Kid for entering the promotion zone. Thank you, Sister Luyu , thank you, Sister Chunchun, thank you, Kid. I originally wanted to give it too, because Kid is so outstanding, so I think Kid deserves the light very much. I support Teacher Luyu in giving the light to Kid. I never thought that anyone would light for me. Very happy, right? Thank you, Sister Lu Yu . It’s great that we got into the same group. It’s great . When I watched it , to be honest , in my eyes, it was a scene of extreme technique and extreme sincerity. When these two collide on this stage, the sincerity will still win. I haven’t thought about the specific number of votes, but I know that I will win . No matter who I compete with, I should think that I will win because I think I am quite good. If I lose once in the future , it means that I feel wrong. I will make mistakes too. I was very excited at the beginning, but later I was just tired and exhausted . I felt worse than death. It was a little beyond the tolerance of normal people. I hope that everyone will be more relaxed in the next stage. It ‘s not that if we endure three days and three nights, this program will become very good. There is no inevitable connection. I feel that everyone is trapped in a circle. Everyone thinks it seems reasonable. No one raises any objections . It seems that everyone has tacitly accepted that this matter is OK. No one asks to rest. No one says to leave. I leave. I like Sister Xiaoli very much . She is very relaxed. She will take me to the park. While we are walking, she suddenly tells me that we lie down for a while, and then we are Lying on the grass in the park. Because I work in this industry , people say that talk shows will overuse the brain and can’t stop thinking. In order to restrain myself from overthinking, I started to go to parks and then fell in love with going to parks. Have you noticed that children in parks are very relaxed? Children on the subway are very easy to cry because they know where the good places are. They feel the world through their body senses . Their brains haven’t fully developed yet, but their body senses know that it is more comfortable to be close to nature . So everyone can go to parks more often, just like a child. What I like most now is to go to parks and watch birds . I think if talk show hosts are to be described as a kind of bird, they are a bit like magpie robin because they can imitate the calls of other birds , and then they can attract other birds and then hit them . I feel that this kind of bird is quite humorous . I feel a bit like a talk show host. I am a bit like Night Heron, which they call Master Night. It always stands there blankly. I don’t know what it is doing, and then it looks ahead. I guess it is taking a rest. It is too comfortable. I really want to go to the park every day. No , Wang Xiaoli, what are you doing ? Aren’t you going to become the talk show king? How can you go to the park every day ? But I later found out that there is actually no conflict. There is no rule that says that the talk show king cannot go to the park. The two people who will PK in the next group are Guan Zeyuan and Jiang Zihao. I want to choose the one who speaks plainly. Speaking plainly is okay . Are those two (Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen)? Are you sure about it? It may be them (Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen). It is confusing . If I choose it , I can’t win if I win, and I wo n’t lose if I lose. Then I will choose this one because it seems that someone skipped this one just now . In fact, the reason for choosing it is very Don’t be so simple . It’s the only one on the whiteboard that’s a little crooked. So when I saw that you’re so unique, I chose you . Speaking in plain language, it’s Jiang Zihao. I just said that because I’ve known him for a long time, this time I feel that he’s much more mature than when I first knew him. Of course, I’m being shameless and I’m not qualified to judge him. I’m just saying it from the perspective of an audience. I’m actually very happy because if I really have to choose among the 59 groups of players, he might be the most suitable candidate. I ‘ll say something to him separately. Invite me to your NBA (American Professional Basketball League) commentary when you have time. Don’t be afraid of being eliminated. I’ll give you two tickets to watch our League of Legends game. The first friend who came on the court said his name to me, and someone repeated it below. His name is actually on the talk show stage. This is not the first time he has come here. He has been here before , but his identity is a guest. This time his identity is a contestant. What does this mean? It means that the e-sports circle is not easy to mix in. Applause, welcome to the e-sports commentator Guan Zeyuan. Hello everyone, I am the League of Legends commentator Guan Zeyuan. Friends who are familiar with me know that I actually have another name, ” Shut Your Mouth”. It’s because the results of my predictions are always the opposite. So I am a little curious why our program invited me to come this year . Do you want me to predict whether the other program will be better than ours? Then there is no need for me to predict. Wasn’t it better than ours last year ? Of course, I want to tell you the truth . My predictions are actually my true feelings. Every time I make a prediction, I will not attract attention for the so-called program effect. I will just be myself and be real. Do you know that when I be real, everyone just tell me to shut up. I’m a language worker. When I speak, everyone tells me to shut up. Who understands this kind of pain? Only Teacher Zhang Shaogang can understand it. I’m actually quite active on the Internet , but every time I tell the truth, the comment section is full of your comments. I like your private messages, remember to turn them off. I never turn them off. Don’t look at me wearing a suit when I commentate. In fact, I’m wearing a meat suit but I can withstand the scolding. I went home and comforted my parents. I said to my parents, it’s okay, your son is strong. My parents said it’s you, it’s okay , the scolding was all about the two of us. Of course, for the physical and mental health of me and my family, I also jumped out of the comfort zone of e-sports commentary for a while. I tried to do something else. I filmed an online short drama, and I found that it is really difficult after becoming famous . I heard the truth. My acting was average , but I still got praised by the director. This praise was worse than scolding. On the set, the director directly called me an old actor and said that I was a real actor. I felt very complicated after hearing this because the night before, when I was dying in the game, my teammates also said so, ” You are so good at dying, you are a real actor. ” I quickly told the director, “No, no, no, don’t say that. My acting is still slightly worse than yesterday . Thank you everyone, I am Guan Zeyuan. How do you feel about yourself today ? I think that the more you want to understand something, the more you will find out how difficult it is. That’s the case with talk shows. Although it’s talking, everyone has a mouth and can speak, but maybe the more I try to do this, the more I find this thing It’s really not easy. And today there are so many excellent actors and actresses performing on the same stage with me , so I’m very happy. I’ve been telling them that no matter how many rounds we win, I’ll try my best to stand on this stage with everyone. I’m very, very happy about this . And I can also meet so many friends and teachers. Thank you everyone. This friend who will compete with Guan Zeyuan is very familiar to everyone. He has been living in Shanghai for seven years. He is originally from Guangdong. But in these seven years, I don’t know how well he speaks Cantonese now . Anyway , his Mandarin is getting better and better . Okay, applause to welcome Jiang Zihao (so handsome). Thank you everyone, hello , I’m Zihao. Some friends may know that I’m a Cantonese. For Cantonese people, I’ve actually been doing talk shows in Shanghai for seven or eight years. And some time ago , I was doing my Cantonese talk show in Guangdong. To be honest, compared with Mandarin , the Cantonese show is really backward. Do you know that I went to the first show after returning to Guangdong as a mystery guest ? Is this a funny thing? This place turned out to be so primitive that day . Because they were short of staff , and the boss asked me to help check tickets outside. It’s not that I’m sensitive, right? Have you ever seen a mystery guest checking tickets? I was I thought about returning home in glory, but I talked about two tickets in Area A all night. You know, there were only about a dozen audience members in total for that show , and there were five or six people sitting in the first row who couldn’t understand Cantonese. I got a little angry halfway through my speech and said, “You don’t understand Cantonese , what are you doing here? ” Then the audience members in front told me that I thought your Cantonese sounded good, but what’s the point ? No one can understand it. It’s this crappy show. Every year I’m treated like raw pork. If I could speak Cantonese, I would have been rich a long time ago. It’s really annoying. (Nice) Does it sound nice? It’s useless . No one can understand it. To be honest, I really think the Cantonese market is in such a state now because of this crappy talk show . You have been doing it for so many years. Why can’t you learn from other singing shows and have a Greater Bay Area season, right? (Yes) Do some Cantonese. My 50-year-old aunt who can only speak Cantonese also needs happiness, okay? Including myself. As a pure Cantonese, I have never left the Cantonese-speaking area for the first 22 years of my life . So Mandarin is very unfamiliar and difficult for me . Before I came to Shanghai, my Mandarin was just like this, at the level of Nick Cheung and Ada Choi. I am Ada Choi. Do you know that it took me three years to get it right? Did you know that the word “白 娲咕子弟” is not pronounced as “执跨子弟”? Of course I know it ‘s not the problem of Mandarin , it’s just that I’m uneducated. It’s not that I didn’t study Mandarin well , it’s because when I was young, it was the golden age of the Hong Kong entertainment industry (in China). At that time, Cantonese was so brilliant that they gave me an illusion that if I learned Cantonese well, I would be able to travel around the world without being afraid of work. Later, I found that I was a little stuck in Guangxi. Friends in Guangxi looked down on my Mandarin. Did you know that Liang Haiyuan even thought I had an accent? I really used to think that Cantonese was the most powerful. I even told my classmates from the north around me, “Hey, if you don’t learn Cantonese, you have no future. How will you survive in the future? You can’t get into TVB (China Xiang) if you speak Mandarin .” Hong Kong TVB) I told you that a family can’t be together. He told me that his dream is to be on the Spring Festival Gala. I said that in Guangdong, no one watches the Spring Festival Gala. Not many people watch the Spring Festival Gala. You northerners are honored to be on the Spring Festival Gala. In Guangdong , even if I told my mother that I would be on the Spring Festival Gala that night , my mother would tell me that your aunt brought back the Qingyuan free-range chicken and you can’t eat it. It doesn’t matter. We are not a Cantonese-speaking area in the past. Think about it. When Cantonese was popular in the past, my friends who knew I was from Guangdong would tell me that you can speak Cantonese, right? So fashionable. Now when my friends know I am from Guangdong, they will say that the cockroaches are so big over there. Guangdong is now the cockroach capital. I said, don’t you know anything else? Cockroaches can fly. You are so scary. What about you over there ? The cockroach is big and can fly. I also know that you don’t go to work there, right? You collect rent every day, right? You wear that vest and flip-flops. He also asked me if the design of your flip-flops was based on the beard of the cockroach. Now Guangdong has fallen into this impression. It’s true. When Cantonese was popular in the past, you went to KTV (practice room) and saw that all of them were friends from the north singing those crappy Cantonese songs like “I like your moving eyes, which make people laugh to death”. How dare I laugh at them now? In order to promote Cantonese, I have to encourage them blindly. Now, no matter how crappy my friend’s Cantonese is, I will say to him, “Hey, brother , where in Guangdong do you speak such standard Cantonese ? Yantai, Yantai, Guangdong is a good place, right? The popular civil service exam over there is to be a landlord.” Right, I will do whatever it takes. Now you know how difficult it is to promote Cantonese. I actually have more than two hours of Cantonese jokes in my hand , but I can’t use even a minute of them on this crappy show. No one can understand them. In fact, don’t even mention me , even my favorite singer Joey Yung , she is the queen in the Cantonese-speaking area. She has really held countless concerts, hundreds of hit songs, and countless hit songs . Once she came to the mainland programs, she started to wave her wings again. Did you see that? I really feel sorry for her. It’s useless. She has improved in recent years. It started to make heavy rains, right? The South- to -North Water Diversion Program is like the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Day by day, I really feel sorry for her. In fact, this matter is all the fault of the Hong Kong entertainment industry (China) , because you have always been the cultural center of Cantonese. The output of culture is all dependent on the entertainment industry in Hong Kong. Have you seen any young stars who can compete in the Hong Kong entertainment industry in the past ten years? No. On the other hand, the young stars in the mainland have suffered several setbacks. But the young people cannot be blamed for this. It’s mainly because the pillars of Cantonese culture in the past are now rarely working for Cantonese. I have a list here. I will tell you one by one what these people are doing. It really makes me angry. Let me talk about the director Wong Kar-wai first. Wong Kar-wai can be said to be a symbol of an era for Cantonese films . At that time , even the language in Chungking Express was Cantonese. Now , they would rather shoot “Flowers” or Shanghainese than work for Cantonese? “Flowers” (China) Have you photographed the Bauhinia flowers in Hong Kong? Have you photographed the tofu pudding in Shunde? You shot “Fang Hua” . What’s wrong with you? I tell you he’s crazy. This guy is crazy. But I checked later and found out that Wong Kar-wai is from Shanghai. So what? Who made him shoot such good Cantonese movies in the past? A family can’t care about so many things. OK, I understand him for the development of his hometown . What I don’t understand the most is Nicholas Tse . As we all know, this guy has made two movies in the past 20 years. He recently held a concert and has been cooking for the other 16 years. It’s not him. He doesn’t even cook Cantonese food. Do you have this guy , Nicholas Tse ? You are wrong. Do you think I have liked you for so many years just for your juicy grilled sausage? Did you know that people have been praising him recently for getting better with age ? I didn’t expect it to be original and black pepper flavors. I was thinking that he could carry forward the Cantonese culture. I didn’t expect that he always wanted to be the Chinese chef boy. This guy, Nicholas Tse, I tell you that you have won Faye Wong back, but you have already lost me. Just go with that woman of yours. You still have Daniel Wu. Don’t laugh at me. You are the most outrageous . When the Cantonese film market was in the most difficult time, why did you start teaching English in short videos ? Explain Daniel Wu (Daniel Wu) Explain it (explain it) Why do you need to teach me how to order coffee and check in at a hotel in English ? Do you, Daniel Wu, need to teach me? Isn’t it a bit of a waste of talent ? To order coffee, don’t you just point to the menu ? This (this) is enough? When you check in at the hotel, no matter what the front desk says, just say yes (yes) and it’s all fine. Stop it, A-Zu, do you know how upset I was when I opened my short video account and searched for Daniel Wu that day? Among the many Changsha Daniel Wu and Chongqing Daniel Wu, who would have thought that Daniel Wu would teach English? That was you, brother . Who can teach English? Why are you worrying about nothing here ? It’s true, but our Cantonese is different. Now the only project that can save Cantonese is that Daniel Wu will teach you to speak Cantonese mouth to mouth. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. A-Zu is really coming back soon. The Greater Bay Area needs you . You can just leave Xiang Zuo in the mainland. Start shooting. A-Zu, I don’t care. In 2025, I will always be in the Greater Bay Area doing my Cantonese stand-up comedy show. If you still have feelings for Cantonese If you are interested, then come back and be my secret guest . I can arrange for you to help me check the tickets and stuff. Remember to bring Nicholas Tse’s grilled sausages and Joey Yung’s wings . The most important thing for a family is to be together. Thank you, everyone . Thank you. He still has to perform more . He is so relaxed and so explosive. He can do 290. He can really do 290. I think he can do it. Everyone , quickly take out the voting devices in your hands and vote for Jiang Zihao. The countdown begins. Warm applause . Jiang Zihao has persisted for seven years. He has persisted on the talk show stage for the longest time. Of course, it can be seen that he has gone crazy. Then he went crazy for seven years and finally got on that track. He couldn’t go on the regular track, and then he went crazy. That’s great. Thank
you, Zihao is really great. I hope you will receive our applause and not a lawyer’s letter, okay? We just talked about Haiyuan with a Guangxi accent. Haiyuan, you can understand Cantonese, right? I saw his special show in Guangzhou and it was very, very good. It was Jiang Zihao who spoke Cantonese. You felt like he was another soul . He was using his language When you tell his jokes about that aspect, you will feel like a fish in water , a very free feeling, which is very nice to watch. Thank you, Zihao, how did you think of it ? Today, I just don’t care at all. I want to enter my own comfort zone. This manuscript is designed like this. And my Mandarin performance
style is like this. My Mandarin performance style is like this. My Mandarin performance style is like this. In fact, Cantonese is a very elegant and gentlemanly performance style. It ’s different. It doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not. You will be infected. I really like the performance of this manuscript because it is also very sincere. It is something I really want to express. It is also very funny . It is too sincere. It started to shake the screen loudly. It is too sincere. I think every time Zihao gets angry , he will act like this. In fact, sometimes I feel that as long as people face themselves , that is what I fear the most , or I think that is the most difficult part for me . That is the easiest thing to produce results. Because when I was writing this manuscript, I was also particularly worried because the friends here are not friends from the Greater Bay Area or friends who speak Cantonese. They may not have the same obsession and feelings for Cantonese as I do, so I have to Think of a way to make them understand that I feel aggrieved that Cantonese is not as good as it used to be in the Cantonese-speaking areas. So actually my text is also worth it. Now I am affirming myself. The teacher glanced at Meng Chuan and said that he is crazy again. The “Tucao Conference” is so amazing. Jiang Zihao, I don’t know how many old audiences are here. He has been on this stage for so many years. Jiang Zihao comes every year and every year he performs one of the worst contestants . So once when I was interacting with him, I asked him without any malice, ” Do you have to do this? ” The word “without any malice” is used very accurately. Without any malice , without any malice means the feeling that a middle-aged person has of heartache for a young person. It means that he seemed to have no talent at that time, so I said this sentence with a lot of malice, okay? There is no malice at all. So when I said that, the whole audience burst into laughter. They thought I was making fun of him maliciously, but it was not me. In fact, I completely understood it at that time. But this stage touched me the most. We have watched performances on this stage for many years. Many people look hopeless , but how can they be so cruel? But after reaching a certain point, suddenly… I feel that fortunately you are strong inside. When I asked those questions that year, you might have thought of me as an idiot or something, and then ignored me, and then you persisted to the end, almost no. That’s why we have the opportunity to see such a wonderful performance. It’s amazing. Thank you. It’s very difficult to persist on this stage for seven years and to persist without missing a show. Especially since the ranking seems to have never been that good , it has never been that good. But in fact, I have always wanted to talk about this . Many friends always have the impression that I have persisted. In fact, to be honest, it is not a particularly difficult choice for me. I am not saying that I work very hard every year to persist on the stage because, including Mr. Luo at that time, he said that I didn’t seem to have any talent. Why am I on this stage? Because this stage only occupies a very small part of our talk show actor’s career. Our offline performances are our main theme. I have also received a lot of recognition and a lot of laughter offline, so I have always believed that I can do this job, and I will not deny myself because of the 5 minutes I was on the stage. I also know that Mr. Luo only saw the 5 minutes I was on the stage, including many other actors who said the same thing. Like the sudden explosion from obscurity , it’s not necessarily an explosion. It’s just that he didn’t handle it well and didn’t perform well on this stage that time. In fact, everyone has gone through this, so I didn’t say that I was holding on and it was uncomfortable . No, you originally like this thing , right ? You will just keep doing it, and that’s it , and then you can support your family. Let’s applaud Jiang Zihao again. Thank you. At the same time, we are going to invite Guan Zeyuan back to Taichung. When you turn to the person who speaks in plain language, it’s Jiang Zihao. At that time, I felt that I finally had the opportunity to be a stepping stone for my brother. I have to say this. Brother Guan is really a very good person. When he knew that it was an opponent, he kept saying to me, Zihao, I’ll give you a ride . That’s not what he meant . He kept saying, “If you meet me, you will definitely advance if you perform well, you will definitely advance. ” I’ll be waiting for you there. In fact, there is no need for that. Just because of this, how can you say that you are crossing over and this is my job? And then there are a lot more. Ladies and gentlemen, the PK between the two of them really brought us surprises. One is the surprise of crossing over, and the other is the surprise of persistence. Let’s applaud again to the two laughter friends. The group gave Jiang Zihao 40 votes, the full number. Let’s take a look at the final votes for the two. Thank you , it’s great. Congratulations to Jiang Zihao for advancing. Guan Zeyuan needs to enter the waiting area. It’s very good. It’s really good. After he had his own Cantonese special show, he became more confident and confident. Everyone can sing, right ? Thank you. Can’t you buy tickets? My May Day show was sold out for a month. I’m happy and tired. I performed for more than two hours today. All for you. Okay, this is the first time I do a special show. I really have a large capacity and full. There are more than 200 people in today’s performance. I hope to have the opportunity to perform in some larger venues. I want to go to the Hong Kong Coliseum , yes,
the Hong Kong Coliseum with Dayo Wong. How can Cantonese stand-up comedy develop better in the future? Good question. First of all, coming to this show is the first step forward. I want to let more people know that someone is doing this and doing a very good job. I hope that more Cantonese-speaking actors will continue to insist on doing this. But I believe that this special show will stimulate them. The light of the Greater Bay Area. Thank you , Mom and Dad. I succeeded. I have done it several times. If the Cantonese special show doesn’t sell out, then if you can’t sell out and no one buys tickets, you can’t perform . How can you perform? Do you perform on the streets, right? I hope to use the platform of Mandarin talk show to promote the culture of our hometown, accumulate a little bit of my own fame or influence on the stage of Mandarin talk show , and then use this influence to popularize our Cantonese. I like Cantonese culture very much, whether it is movies, TV series or songs, I really think it is irreplaceable. I feel that it is a ray of light in my heart, as if it is me. This is a treasure that I have treasured for a long time. I really hope that our Cantonese culture can return to its glory , and it would be great if we can be a small part of this glory. I hope I can become a Cantonese talk show performer on the same stage with Dayo Wong . Such a big dream is for people without dreams. What is the difference between you and salted fish? Jiang Zihao, you are still alive this time. You are still popular and funny. Ladies and gentlemen, the first half of the performance is over. Thank you again to all the talk show performers for their wonderful performances. Thank you for the enthusiastic support of the audience. Do you want to experience the joy of offline talk show performances? There are so many performances waiting for you. The first round of the national talk show tour is about to begin. Pay attention to your favorite actors and make a wish. Friends in the city you want to watch may come to you. I believe the second half will be more exciting. Take a break and we will be back soon.