ENG【精彩看点】沈腾气泡音震麻杨超越！毛晓彤听了都抓耳挠腮！| #麻花特开心第二季 | 沈腾/马丽/艾伦/常远 |优酷综艺 YOUKUSHOW
The stool fell off, and the whole stool fell off. How long have you been there? It’s been a long time. Next time, you are not allowed to stay so long . Sorry, it’s my problem . I was too busy at work today . You are not allowed to be so busy. Shut up in the future. I have a card here . Go and spend it. I don’t allow my woman to wear the same clothes every day to spend it. Assistant Xiaoman , the Dragon King has returned to the court. Dragon King, come on, young master, earthy love words, search the Internet, search now, brother, no, I just added WeChat, I said, and then I just added her WeChat , and then I looked at her WeChat and started chatting with her. You do n’t have my WeChat either, you will add me later. Are you a lighter spirit? You speak so harshly, you have to ask me why , why , because if not, why do you always light up my heart ? It’s great . I just took some medicine . Guess what medicine it is . I’m hopeless. You are very important, okay , isn’t it oily? It’s okay. This is not oily . Earthy love words, the oily one is that person is very confident. You just said that you were not very confident , right? Because I never say confident oil, old oil stick, our eldest brother chose the bubble sound from over there, and the eldest brother attacked from there, what is this, why did you turn around ? You went over there, you didn’t look at me, pretending to be good Disgusting , so disgusting. It’s already disgusting before it even starts . Let’s start over. What is he going to do? He ‘s still acting a discovery. Baby , you’ve been waiting for a long time, right? You ordered something , but nothing happened . I feel so bad. Let me put a rotten egg in your mouth. A cappuccino. Is this okay? This is too… This is you living pearls. Help me. I said that it was the purest side just now. Why did you insist on it? Come on, sister Chaoyue, the final choice can only be left to you. It’s not mainly the answer I chose. Indeed, brother Teng performed very well, but you don’t want to choose him, right ? Can you not choose him? Don’t do that helpless act. It’s not glorious to be chosen. Then I ‘ll choose brother Chang Yuan. Big brother, why did you try so hard? Your brother ended up wearing the same clothes. We shouldn’t wear jeans today. Brother , brother, you shouldn’t wear jeans today. Others are wearing them too. How can this jeans get the seat ? Why can’t you wear jeans today? Go change your old man’s shirt back. My old man’s shirt . Baby , brother, bring me my old man’s shirt . Then we won’t announce what others chose . What else should we announce? What else is there to announce? Stop insulting my brother. Hurry up . Okay , there’s nothing we can do. Five pairs of partners have been decided, and these two are the only ones left. In fact, there is a link that we have to carry out. Our Mahua has an old and a young. An old and a young. What is an old and a young? I have to give your brother a chance to speak. The director replaced these two for me. Our pairs are all one man and one woman. So there are Kai Xin and Mahua . Mahua, then I’ll choose first, right, brother? Then I’ll choose Mahua, brother , okay
, no problem. Okay , then big brother is a happy pair. Okay , all our pair combinations have been settled. Yes, settled is not the word you want to say. It’s not particularly formal. Everyone has received a tacit understanding value and a starting capital of one thousand yuan, allowing us to enter the next round of assessment. The next step is that we will be partners. This is the first time we go out together, so I think we should commemorate it and keep a memory . Take a photo of us. Okay, okay,
one , two , three, okay. Look at the filter. The color is right. Is it good-looking? It’s good- looking . The person is good-looking. The main thing is, let’s go. Good partners , working together is a powerful force. A good partnership can often achieve the effect of one plus one being greater than two. Next, we are going to start a friendship boat regatta to see which partner’s friendship boat can capsize easily. We will start six rounds of attacks (challenges), either verbal or physical. It may not be a good idea to go up and beat someone. In a while, each group will go to this position to test their pulse. You can only answer, of course, if the pulse of the two people above is beating fast, the attacking group will get one point for every twenty increases in the pulse of the attacked person. Finally, the ranking will be based on the points and the tacit understanding points will be distributed. Then let’s invite the first group to the stage. Sister Li and Liu Tong Okay, you two are the attacked (challenged) ones, so let’s start with Zhijie’s group, and let’s say one sentence each to see who can pull our Lijie and Liu Tong group together. The pulse rate rises by twenty. Liu Tong, Liu Tong, you are as fat as a pig. Of course, it can’t reach a hundred . Your heart is as calm as water. Liu Tong, you participated in the “Annual Comedy Competition” and won the championship , right? It’s not written in the book that you just sleep and lie down every day. You won the championship , of course, it’s over. You are praising others and their pulse rate has risen by a hundred. Is this right? Wen He, strike while the iron is hot. Good . Praising will also increase the heart rate, right? Ma Li, you are the most beautiful. Don’t look at her as being very stable. In fact, you can’t help but praise her when she is one hundred and ten. Lijie, I have been insulted by these gentlemen in Mahua for so many years. Finally, there is a segment where I am praised. How can my heart not bloom? Brother Liu Tong, are your height-increasing shoes the same model as Haiyin’s? Of course, brother, I didn’t react to this. He’s too restrained . Brother Teng, I thought you were the only one who could stir up waves in our hearts. Then I’ll be more ruthless. I’ll get points for being ruthless . Brother Liu Tong, you’re done now that I have you. I ca n’t be ruthless. Liu Tong is partnering with Sister Li today. Do you think you can replace Brother Wenhe? It’s a bit interesting. Of course, there will be one less person in the team tomorrow . It won’t be me, right? Although children say nothing , you’re going too far.