ENG【精彩看点】拿捏许文赫心跳一个马丽就行，杨超越开口句句都是糖！| #麻花特开心第二季 | 沈腾/马丽/艾伦/常远 |优酷综艺 YOUKUSHOW
Brother He, isn’t your greatest honor to be sister Ma Li’s husband ? Of course , of course, it’s one hundred and eleven, one hundred and fifteen, one hundred and eleven. Brother He, when you got married on that day, it was like winning an award, it was so awesome. Who secretly tied a bracelet on sister Li’s hand? What I just taught you was redundant and overstepped my authority . Brother Helun, are you with Ali? What’s wrong ? You ‘ve been suppressing your nature a little. Do you want to let go of yourself and be free and easy? Beat up Ali every day. It’s hard work. You two have endured it. Big brother, hold on. Big brother, you sit down for a while. You’re the finale. What do I have here ? What the hell? How much have you prepared to hurt me? Wen He, don’t listen, don’t listen , play with children. Come on, sister Zhi , it’s my turn again . You are the bad guy. Come on, one plays the good guy and the other plays the bad guy . That’s fine. Xiaotang , do you wear a skirt and slippers just to be eye-catching ? Of course, you finally gave her the chance to say it. Show your legs . Show them. Come on, beautiful Alan, I’m also bright. Let me tell you how much your height has delayed your work. Don’t attack one person because of your height. If you can’t, then forget it. Let ‘s go back and talk about it later. I want to reveal something. It seems that it hasn’t gone up very far. Let me try. Xiaotang , you are wearing a hat now because you haven’t washed your hair. Do you think this is Happy Twist ? Youku Tengge Lijie, it doesn’t matter if they are not matched? It’s in the three digits. Just now I answered me , of course, it was up to one hundred and five. What can I say, sister, any personal attack or “insult”, I will follow it. Ali, Alan, in my mind, because we knew each other the earliest , we knew each other before entering Twist. We have known each other for almost twenty-two years. Twenty-two I think this number is very, very auspicious, just like the role you played, so stupid. Thank you , but in my mind, you are the kindest, the cutest , the warmest, and the stupidest. It’s up to one hundred and twelve. It ‘s really beyond this. It’s beyond. She is so cruel. Brother Allen , why is it me? Do you think you are a fool given by God? Of course, Brother Allen, they all say that actually there is a circle of fools, this circle , this circle, that circle, they have their own circle, they don’t know about it. I really don’t know that there is such a circle . Don’t you have a group? The circle of fools is quite small. We have a group because I have a friend who doesn’t want to play a fool, and then we all persuaded him. I said that this circle is quite narrow. Currently, only Allen is eating that piece of cake , so you can also work hard. One hundred and twenty , to be honest, I also want to be in your circle. Yang Chaoyue, you don’t know that you have been in that circle all the time. Come on, senior brother, what’s the difference between us? We should be more than ten years apart . Were you the worst in your major in your class at that time? One hundred and twelve , one hundred and twenty. He really wants to leave, he really wants to leave here , Tutu, how long have you signed Mahua? Zhao Xiaotang, brother Zhao Xiaotang wants to sing an opera, one hundred and twenty. I’m one hundred and twenty, right ? One hundred and twenty. One hundred and twenty . Just these three words. One hundred and twenty. Okay, that ‘s it. It’s over . It’s over. Zhao Xiaotang was cheating. She sang me up in a play. Come on, young master,
let me put it on for you. Are you two from the same group? No , no, how can we be in the same group? Brother , she is your junior sister. I am from the second season of the talent show, the second episode? For
you, it’s the first episode. For me, it’s a kiwi and a penguin from Tencent. This is Youku. What do you want to say ? Do you want to pull out what’s going on in your group? Right? We didn’t come, right? Young Master Lun , actually I know you. You are the most shameless person among us. Of course, I think you are the most shameless. You are the most shameless . He has a facial disease . Otherwise, attack us. Let’s go back . Let’s go beyond, sister , right? Let me tell you a story. Many people around me like you very much and think you are very beautiful. When did they start to annoy her? No, then they said that beyond is very beautiful. Then I said, let me meet her in person. After meeting you, I found that it’s just so-so, just so-so. What a poisonous little mouth. This is so poisonous. The show effect is still good-looking. Brother Yuan, you dare to say it in the identity verification part in our last episode. Lei will come over immediately. Brother Yuan , you are wearing sunglasses today. Do you think you are the most handsome in the whole Mahua group ? Of course , even surpassing Brother Teng . Of course , do you think Brother Teng is going to take action ? Keep going, brother , keep going. My professional career will not end here, right? It’s not that you no longer have a professional career. Then let me ask something a little more subtle, Yang Chaoyue, Yang Chaoyue, my sister Chaoyue One hundred and seven, that’s disgusting. One hundred and thirteen, one hundred and sixteen , one hundred and twenty. I’m just calling out an ordinary name. I can’t sleep well tonight. I want Teacher Yang Chaoyue to stop calling me teacher. Yang Chaoyue , you came during the first season of “Mahua is Specially Happy”. When you leave, do you feel like you recorded a show with a group of “big fools”? Pull our blood pressure, right? I’m wearing this too. Of course, Xiao Chaoyue, Xiao Chaoyue and I are not the same person, right? Come with a sullen face, “Sister Yuan”. You are the most handsome, most manly, and most attractive man I have ever seen. Of course, it’s almost one hundred and twenty. You can only take soft actions and not hard actions. Brother Yuan, do you think you are not good at crosstalk ? You should say Brother Yuan, do you want to worship me? Rub it on me. “Pa”. My ancestors’ blood pressure will rise. I dare not. I dare not come to this sister and try. Chang Yuan , have you always been the most jealous of Shen Teng ? Of course, you have been promoted. You have always hoped to become the “number one brother” of Mahua . Of course, you hope that the role of Xia Luo is yours. Of course, one hundred and eighteen. It’s one hundred and twenty. If I give you one more chance, okay, okay, high five. Thank you
for your hard work, come on, brother. Come on, brother. We are the finale , the finale, the scolded team. Come on, the last part of our game . Finally, our eldest brother sits on the stage. Revenge those who have grudges , complain those who have grievances. Bring me the mace. This is not a grudge that has been accumulated for three or two years. Let’s invite the young master who wants to play Charlotte the most to start. You must continue . Don’t say one. Brother Teng, you are so nice . I’m leaving tomorrow . Let ‘s not take it to heart. Come on, that’s fine . Teng , we have been together for so many years, and I was forced to smile at the jokes you made because of the pressure of your status. It’s one hundred and eighteen, little Teng Teng, especially in the past two days. What else can you do besides yelling? The last sentence is that you are not as good as Feng It’s full. My pulse has stopped. Don’t really stop it. Brother, Mr. Shen’s family, I’m sorry to you. I really jumped to 120. It must have been 120 just now. I took it to heart . Chaoyue, I’m looking forward to your segment the most. I can’t do it. I do n’t know him well. I don’t know what he has. You don’t know him well. This sentence hurts him. You don’t even go online. You also suppress him with bubble sounds. Magic defeats magic. Shen Teng, you’re not funny at all. Your Angela is not very good. You all asked “Didi to play for you”. Elderly people’s hands should not be flexible, right? Of course, in the last two segments, Chaoyue’s voice is hoarse. Come on, Lun Tutu, you asked me to make a sample just now, why are you all talking about Tutu now ? Just leave it here, right? From now on, there can only be Shen Teng and no Tutu. Tutu next to Brother Teng, you are wearing the same clothes as Brother Teng today. Are you waiting for Brother Teng to stop acting and take his place ? Of course, go to hell. Today , the gap between the two of you, the old and young cowboy combination, is really big. Brother , come up, Brother Teng, who is the costume designer today? Why did you pick jeans for you too ? We have the same costume designer, right? Next time, he will be your opponent. Whatever he wears, you two can’t wear the same.