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The next two players to compete are Guan Zeyuan and Jiang Zihao. I want to choose the one who speaks in plain language. Is it okay to speak in plain language ? Are they (Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen)? Are you sure about it? It is possible that they (Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen). It is confusing. If I choose it , I can neither win nor lose. So I will choose this one because it seems that someone skipped it just now . In fact, the reason for choosing it is very simple . It is the only sign on the whole whiteboard that is a little crooked. So when I saw that you are so unique, I chose you. The one who speaks in plain language is Jiang Zihao. I also said it just now because I have known him for a long time. This time, I feel that he is much more mature than when I first knew him. Of course, I am also being shameless and I am not qualified to judge others. I am just speaking from the perspective of an audience. I am actually very happy because among the 59 groups of players, if I really let him choose, he may be the most suitable candidate. I have a harsh word for him: invite me to your NBA (USA) when you are free. Don’t be afraid of being eliminated. I’ll give you two tickets to watch our League of Legends game . The first friend who came on stage said his name to me, and someone repeated his name below. In fact, this is not the first time he has come on the talk show stage. He has been here before , but he was a guest. This time he is a player. What does this mean? It means that the e-sports circle is not easy to mix in. Applause, welcome to the e-sports commentator Guan Zeyuan. Hello everyone , I am the League of Legends commentator Guan Zeyuan. Friends who are familiar with me know that I actually have another name, ” Shut Your Mouth” . It’s because the results of my predictions are always the opposite. So I’m a little curious why our program asked me to come this year. Didn’t they want me to predict whether the other program will be better than ours ? Then I don’t need to predict. Wasn’t it better than ours last year? Of course, I want to tell you the truth . My predictions are actually my true feelings. Every time I make a prediction, I won’t attract attention for the so-called program effect. I just be myself and be real. Do you know that when I be real, everyone just tell me to shut up. I’m a language worker. When I speak, everyone tells me to shut up. Who understands this kind of pain? Only Teacher Zhang Shaogang can understand it. I’m actually quite active on the Internet, but every time I tell the truth, the comment section is full of your comments. I like your private messages, remember to turn them off. I never turn off private messages . Don’t look at me wearing a suit when I commentate, but I’m actually wearing a meat suit and can withstand the scolding. I went home and comforted my parents. I said, “Mom and Dad, it’s okay, your son is very strong. ” My parents said, “It’s you, it’s okay . It’s all us who are scolded . Of course, for the physical and mental health of me and my family, I also jumped out of the comfort zone of e-sports commentary for a while. I tried to do something else. I went to shoot an online short drama. I found that it is really hard to hear the truth after becoming famous. My acting was average , but I still got praised by the director. The praise was worse than the scolding. On the set, the director directly called me an old actor and said that I was a real actor. I felt very complicated after hearing that, because the night before, when I was giving up a lot of money while playing games, the team My friend also said so. You are so good at it. You are a real actor. I quickly told the director, “No, no, no, don’t say that. My acting is still a little worse than yesterday. Thank you everyone. I am Guan Zeyuan. How do you feel about yourself today ? I think that the more you want to understand something, the more you will find out how difficult it is. That’s the case with talk shows . Although it’s about talking, everyone has a mouth and can talk, but maybe the more I try to do this, the more I find that it’s really, really not easy. And today there are so many excellent actors performing on the same stage with me, so I’m very happy. I have been telling them that no matter how many rounds I win, I will try my best to stand on this stage with everyone. I am very, very happy about this . And I can also meet so many friends and teachers. Thank you everyone. Everyone is familiar with the friend who is going to PK with Guan Zeyuan. He has been living in Shanghai for seven years. He is originally from Guangdong, but I don’t know how well he speaks Cantonese now after these seven years. Anyway, his Mandarin is getting better and better. All right, applause to welcome Jiang Zihao (so handsome). Thank you , everyone. Hello , I’m Zihao. Some of my friends may know that I’m from Guangdong. For Guangdong people , I’ve actually been doing talk shows in Shanghai for seven or eight years. And recently I’ve been doing my Cantonese talk show in Guangdong. To be honest, Cantonese performances are too backward compared to Mandarin . You know, the first performance I went to after returning to Guangdong , I went as a mystery guest. Is that a joke? This place . But that day, you know how primitive that club was because they were short of staff. And the boss asked me to help check tickets outside. It’s not that I’m sensitive, right? Have you ever seen a mystery guest checking tickets? I was only thinking about returning home with glory, but I talked all night about two tickets in Area A. You know, there were only a dozen audience members at that performance , and there were five or six people sitting in the first row who couldn’t understand Cantonese. I got a little angry halfway through my speech, and I said, “You don’t understand Cantonese, what are you doing here? ” Then the audience members in front told me that I thought you speak Cantonese very well, but what’s the use of speaking Cantonese (what’s the use of speaking Cantonese) No one can understand (no one can understand) this is a crappy show (in this crappy show) and I am treated like raw pork every year (every year I am looked down upon and bullied). If I could speak Cantonese (if I could speak Cantonese) I would have been rich (I would have been rich) a long time ago . It is really annoying (how can this be) (It sounds good) Does it sound good? It’s useless. No one can understand it . To be honest, I really think that the Cantonese market is in such a state now because of this talk show, this crappy show . You have been doing it for so many years. Why can’t you do a Greater Bay Area season like other singing shows ? Right ? (Yes) Do some Cantonese. My 50-year-old aunt who only speaks Cantonese at home also needs to be happy, okay? Including myself. As a pure Cantonese, I have never left the Cantonese-speaking area for the first 22 years of my life . So Mandarin is very unfamiliar and difficult for me . Before I came to Shanghai, my Mandarin was just like this, at the level of Nick Cheung and Ada Choi. I am Ada Choi, did you know that? It took me three years to figure out that the word “wanku zidi” is not pronounced as “zhiku zidi”, did you know that? Of course I know it’s not Mandarin’s problem , it’s that I’m uneducated . It’s like this. It ’s not that I didn’t learn Mandarin well, it’s because when I was young, it was the golden age of the Hong Kong entertainment industry (in China). At that time, Cantonese was so glorious. It was that they gave me an illusion that if I learned Cantonese well, I could travel all over the world. I’m not afraid of finding myself stuck in Guangxi after work . My friends in Guangxi look down on my Mandarin. Did you know that Liang Haiyuan thinks I have an accent? I really used to think that Cantonese was the best. I even told my northern classmates around me, “Hey, if you don’t learn Cantonese, you have no future. How are you going to make it in the future? You can’t get into TVB (Hong Kong Wireless Television) if you speak Mandarin . I tell you, the family can’t be together. ” He told me that his dream was to be on the Spring Festival Gala . I said, “No one in Guangdong watches the Spring Festival Gala. Not many people watch the Spring Festival Gala. For you northerners, being on the Spring Festival Gala is an honor for your family.” In Guangdong , even if I told my mom that night that I was going to be on the Spring Festival Gala, my mom would tell me that you can’t eat the Qingyuan free-range chicken that your aunt brought back. It doesn’t matter. We were not a Cantonese-speaking area at all. Think about it , when Cantonese was popular in the past, my friends around me knew that I was from Guangdong and would tell me that you can speak Cantonese, right? It’s so fashionable. Now when my friends know that I’m from Guangdong, they will say that the cockroaches are so big over there. Guangdong is the cockroach capital now. I said, “Don’t you know anything else? Cockroaches can fly. You are so scary over there. ” The cockroach is big and can fly. I also know that you don’t go to work there, right? You collect rent every day, right? You wear that vest and flip-flops. He also asked me if the design of your flip-flops was based on the beard of the cockroach. Now Guangdong has fallen into this impression. Really, when Cantonese was popular in the past, you went to KTV (practice room) and saw that all of them were friends from the north singing those crappy Cantonese songs like “I like your moving eyes, which make people laugh to death”. Now I dare not laugh at others. Now in order to promote Cantonese, I have to encourage them blindly. Now, no matter how crappy my friend’s Cantonese is , I will say to him, “Hey, brother , where in Guangdong do you speak such standard Cantonese ? Yantai , Yantai , Guangdong is a good place , right? It’s popular in your place to take the civil service exam to become a landlord, right? They use any means necessary. Now I am like this. Do you know how difficult it is to promote Cantonese? I actually have more than two hours of Cantonese jokes in my hand , but I can’t use even a minute of them on this crappy show . No one can understand them. In fact, don’t even mention me , even my favorite singer Joey Yung, Joey Yung , she is the queen in the Cantonese area, she really held countless concerts and sang hundreds of gold songs. She has sung countless hits , but once she came to the mainland programs, she started flapping her wings again. Did you see that? I really feel sorry for her. It’s useless . She has made progress in recent years and started to make heavy rains, right? The South- to -North Water Diversion Program is like the Dragon King of the East China Sea. I really feel sorry for her every day. In fact, this matter is all to blame on the Hong Kong entertainment industry (China), because the output of your Cantonese culture has always relied on the Hong Kong entertainment industry (China). Then look at the Hong Kong entertainment industry in the past ten years. Have you seen any young stars who can fight? No, on the other hand, the young stars in the mainland have collapsed several times. But this matter cannot be blamed on the young people. The main thing is that the pillars of the Cantonese culture in the past are now few who are working for Cantonese. I have a list here. I will tell you one by one what these people are doing. It really makes me angry. Let me first talk about the director Wong Kar-wai. Wong Kar-wai can be said to be a symbol of an era for Cantonese films. At that time , even the language in Chungking Express was Cantonese. Now , would you rather shoot “Flowers” or Shanghainese than contribute to Cantonese? “Flowers” (China) Have you photographed the Bauhinia flowers in Hong Kong? Have you photographed the tofu pudding in Shunde? You are shooting “Fang Hua” . I tell you, you are crazy. This guy is crazy. But later I checked and found out that Wong Kar-wai is from Shanghai. So what? Who made him… He made such a good Cantonese movie. A family can’t care so much. OK, I understand him for the development of his hometown. What I don’t understand the most is Nicholas Tse. As we all know , this guy has made two movies in the past 20 years . He recently held a concert. The other 16 years have been cooking . It’s not him. He doesn’t even cook Cantonese food. This guy , Nicholas Tse, are you sick? You think I like you for so many years because of your juicy grilled sausage. Do you know that everyone has been praising him recently, saying that he gets more flavorful as he gets older? I didn’t expect it to be the original flavor and black pepper flavor. I was thinking that he could carry forward the Cantonese culture. I didn’t expect that he always wanted to be the Chinese Cooking Master. This guy , Nicholas Tse, I tell you that you got Faye Wong back, but you have already lost me. Just go with that woman of yours. You still have Daniel Wu. Don’t laugh at me. You are the most outrageous. When the Cantonese film market was in the most difficult time, why did you start teaching English in short videos ? Explain Daniel Wu (Daniel Wu) Explain it (explain it) Why do you need to teach me how to order coffee and check in at a hotel in English ? Do you, Daniel Wu, need to teach me? Isn’t it a bit of a waste of talent ? To order coffee, don’t you just point to the menu ? This (this) is enough? When you check in at the hotel, just say yes to whatever the front desk says. Stop it, A-Zu, do you know how upset I was when I opened my short video account and searched for Daniel Wu that day? Among the many Changsha Daniel Wu and Chongqing Daniel Wu, who would have thought that Daniel Wu would teach English ? That was you, brother . Who can teach English? Why are you worrying about nothing here ? It’s true, but our Cantonese is different. Now the only project that can save Cantonese is that Daniel Wu will teach you to speak Cantonese. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. A-Zu is really coming back soon. The Greater Bay Area needs you . You can just leave Xiang Zuo in the mainland. Start shooting. A-Zu, I don’t care. I will always be in the Greater Bay Area doing my Cantonese stand-up comedy show in 2025. If you still have feelings for Cantonese, Just come back and be my secret guest. I can arrange for you to help me check the tickets and stuff. Remember to bring Nicholas Tse’s grilled sausages and Joey Yung’s wings . The most important thing for a family is to be together. Thank you, everyone . Thank you. He still has to perform more. He is so relaxed and so explosive. He can do 290. He can really do 290. I think he can do it. Everyone , quickly take out the voting devices in your hands and vote for Jiang Zihao. The countdown begins. Warm applause. Jiang Zihao has persisted for seven years. He has persisted on the talk show stage for the longest time. Of course, it can be seen that he has gone crazy. Then he went crazy for seven years and finally got on that track. He couldn’t go on the regular track, and then he went crazy. That ‘s great. Thank
you, Zihao is really great. I hope you will receive our applause and not a lawyer’s letter, okay? We just talked about Haiyuan with a Guangxi accent. Haiyuan, you can understand Cantonese, right? I saw his special show in Guangzhou and it was very, very good. It was Jiang Zihao who spoke Cantonese. You felt like he was another soul . He was using his language to tell his story. When you hear jokes about that kind of thing, you will feel like a fish in water, and you will feel very free. It is very nice to watch. Thank you,
Zihao, how did you come up with this idea ? Today, I just don’t care. I want to enter my own comfort zone. This is how this manuscript is designed. My Mandarin performance style is like this. My Mandarin performance style is like this . In fact, Cantonese is a very elegant and gentlemanly performance style. It ’s different. It doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not. You will be infected. I really like the performance of this manuscript because it is also very sincere. It is something I really want to express. It is also very funny . It is too sincere. It started to shake the screen loudly. It is too sincere. I think every time Zihao gets angry, he will act like this. In fact, sometimes I feel that as long as people face themselves , that is what I fear the most , or I think that is the most difficult part for me. That is the easiest thing to produce results. Because when I was writing this manuscript, I was also particularly worried because the friends here don’t They are friends from the Greater Bay Area who don’t speak Cantonese. They may not have the same obsession and feelings for Cantonese as I do. So I have to think of a way to make them understand that I feel aggrieved that Cantonese is not as good as before in Cantonese-speaking areas. So in fact, my text is also worth it. I am now affirming myself. The teacher glanced at Meng Chuan and said that he had gone crazy again . “Tucao Conference” is so amazing. Jiang Zihao, I don’t know how many old audiences are here . He has been on this stage for so many years . Jiang Zihao comes every year and is one of the worst performers every year . So once when I was interacting with him, I asked him without any malice, ” Do you have to do this? ” The word “without any malice” is used very accurately. Without any malice , it means that a middle-aged person feels distressed for a young person. It means that he seemed to have no talent at that time, so I said this sentence is very malicious, okay? There is no malice at all. So when I said that, the whole audience burst into laughter. They thought I was making a malicious joke about him, but it wasn’t really me. In fact, I completely understood what I meant at the time. But this stage touched me the most. We have seen performances on this stage for many years. Many people seem hopeless, but how can they be so cruel? But after a certain point, suddenly I felt that it was fortunate that you were strong inside . When I asked those questions that year, you might have thought I was an idiot or something, and then ignored me, and then you persisted. Almost no, so we have the opportunity to see such a wonderful performance. It’s amazing. Thank you. It’s actually very difficult to persist on this stage for seven years and to persist without missing a match, especially when the ranking seems to have not been that good , it has not been that good. But in fact, I have always wanted to say this . Many friends always have the impression that I have persisted. In fact, to be honest, it is not a particularly difficult choice for me . I’m not saying that I work very hard every year to persist on the stage because, including Mr. Luo at that time, he said that I didn’t seem to have any talent. Why am I on this stage? Because this stage only occupies a very small part of our talk show actor’s career. Our offline performances are our main theme. I have also received a lot of recognition and laughter offline, so I have always believed that I can do it. People in this industry will not deny myself just because of the 5 minutes I was on stage. I also know that Mr. Luo only saw the 5 minutes I was on stage. Many other actors are the same. They said that they seemed to be unknown before and suddenly exploded. It was not necessarily an explosion. It was just that he did not grasp the situation well or perform well on this stage that time . In fact, everyone has gone through this. So I did not say that I was uncomfortable insisting on it. No , you like this thing , right? You will keep doing it, and that’s it , and you can also support your family. Another round of applause to Jiang Zihao , thank you. At the same time, we are going to invite Guan Zeyuan back to Taichung. When you turn to the person who speaks in plain language, it is Jiang Zihao. At that time, I felt that I finally had the opportunity to be a cushion for my brother. I have to say this. Brother Guan is such a nice guy. When he knew it was my opponent, he kept saying to me, “Zihao, I’ll give you a ride . ” That’s not what he meant. He kept saying, ” If you perform well when you meet me, you will definitely advance, you will definitely advance.” “I’ll be waiting for you there . ” In fact, there is no need for that . Just because of this, how can you say that you are a cross-border person and this is my job? And then there are a lot more. Ladies and gentlemen , the PK between the two of them really brought us surprises. One is a cross-border surprise, and the other is a surprise of persistence. Let’s give applause to the two again. The Laughter Friends Group gave Jiang Zihao 40 votes, the full number. Let’s take a look at the final votes for the two. Thank you , it’s awesome. Congratulations to Jiang Zihao for advancing. Guan Zeyuan needs to enter the waiting area.