大张伟：我就喜欢你250那个点，王大刀的即兴表演燥翻全场！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
The two contestants we are going to compete with next are the first one to appear. The ceiling of height in the talk show industry, please welcome Lv Bowen. Hello everyone, my name is Lv Bowen. Then I participated in the show last year. Some friends saw me and thought it was great. Let me introduce myself to you again. I am two meters tall. Thank you , but how should I put it? I am too tall. It is really like what my label says, that is, you have well-developed limbs, so it is easy for others to think of the second half of the sentence , that is, simple-minded. Many people think that I am not smart . Almost everyone thinks so . I have lived for more than 20 years, and no one has ever given me a nickname. Smart big guy, you know, you can not say it, but I can actually understand it, I can understand it, because it seems that any word with big guy together appears not smart. Tall guy is not smart, big guy is not smart , even very smart. Thank you, accidental injury , prejudice itself is not smart. He’s also a big fool. If you insist on saying what word goes with Dalian, it’s smart , then it’s Zhang Wei. Once I went to an interview and the interviewer asked me a question. I didn’t know, and I was a little nervous and stuttering during the interview. I said, “I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don’t know. ” The interviewer’s attitude towards me suddenly changed. It’s normal for you to be praised or scolded when you go to an interview. Have you ever been coaxed by others? Then the interviewer suddenly said, “It’s okay, no , it’s okay, no, let’s change to the next question. The next question is, how old are you this year? ” I was a little angry at the time , and I said, “I can be without a job, but I can’t be without dignity. ” I stared at him and said, “What do you mean?” He handed me his resume. I lowered my head and saw that my date of birth was indeed written wrong. It was written as June 10, 200. I was 1825 years old, a Gemini in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Thank you everyone , it’s quite cold. My performance was average. I feel like I didn’t perform well. I just gained a Fighting spirit, I feel like I need to do a good job. See you next time, friends. You must pay attention to the following contestant . What’s wrong? Because her performance is very special and requires everyone to experience it seriously. Let’s welcome Wang
Dadao with applause. Wang Dadao, hello, I am Wang Dadao. I am very bad. I am a particularly bad person. Because every time before I go on stage and start telling jokes , I will quickly scan the audience in the first row to accurately locate the position of each man. Then I will look at them from right to left and start observing. I want to find an expression on their faces. That expression is called fear. The attitude towards men now is very unique. Today I want to talk to you about some stories between me and men. In fact, I was not like this since I was a child . In fact, I have liked men very much since I was a child. I have liked boys since kindergarten. It was a lunch break in a kindergarten and I went to find him. I wanted to invite him to take a nap with me , but when I found him, he was already lying next to my best friend Xiao Ning. At that moment, I was very sad. I thought why , why do you know Xiao Ning is very good, but why? I remembered the delicious fried pork we ate in kindergarten. Xiao Ning ate delicious fried pork, delicious. I ate delicious fried pork. I said, what an outstanding beast. Xiao Ning is the kind of person who is cold and elegant, the kind of iceberg beauty. And I , since I was a child, have been the lotus candle that can never be turned off on your birthday . From kindergarten to elementary school, no boy I liked liked me. I do n’t understand. I don’t understand because
I have liked myself very much since I was a child. When I was a child, I was walking alone on the street. As I walked, I kept thinking, I said, I am so interesting, but those boys don’t seem to understand my personality charm. I don’t blame them. I don’t blame them because I think if their cognition is not enough, they just can’t appreciate me. It’s because their cognition is not enough. I want them to improve a little bit and improve it quickly. So I have to expand my personality charm and broaden their aesthetic boundaries. I want to be an exhibitionist . If a boy passes by me in the school corridor, I will just flaunt a flexible female cheetah , but those boys will just walk around me . I simply disdain them because those who walk around cheetahs are only cowardly antelopes. I will definitely find someone worthy of me. But when I was about to graduate from college, I found that all the men I met were antelopes. No, no … It needs to breathe, but an iceberg beauty needs to be elegant . So that day I sat on the passenger seat. I always sit like this. My back is super straight and my legs are crossed . In “The Princess Diaries” starring Anne Hathaway, a real lady sits like this. All the girls in the first row should learn from me. We go shopping in the mall to try on clothes. Many people will dress like this. First put the left hand into the left sleeve . The right hand may not be able to find the right sleeve. Don’t dress like this . It’s very ungraceful. I never dress like this . Never. I always dress like this. Just like magic (like magic) Every time I see him I will try my best to dress myself up very delicately and look very good. I especially remember one night when we just got together, I was about to fall asleep and he suddenly put his head close to my ear and asked me in a very low voice , “Don’t you need to remove your makeup?” What else could I do? I could only pretend to be asleep and continue to sleep with my makeup on. Later, he went to Qingdao to play. He went to Qingdao to play and brought me a gift, a stone he picked up on the beach. It was too stingy, but an iceberg beauty can’t talk like that. She should be elegant , calm , mysterious and non-aggressive. I asked why he brought a stone back, and he said, “Because your English name is Stone.” I said I will call myself Diamond from now on . He said, “How can you say that to me? ” He can’t hear Diamond, he can only hear that I am vulgar . Vulgarity has long been integrated into my blood as naturally as breathing. At that moment, I finally understood why those iceberg beauties always talk very little, because the less they talk, the less likely it is for me to get in. In the end, we broke up after only a few months of dating. Too many clues were revealed. Then after the breakup, I found that it was most comfortable to sleep with makeup off. Then someone listened to my manuscript. Then he asked me , “Wang Dadao, what do you want to express? Do you want to express the story of not getting love through acting or makeup ? But you acted as an iceberg beauty so naturally and comfortably. I think I’m pretty awesome , but am I really comfortable? I’m actually not. This is just the present me telling a story about my past. I especially remember when we first got together, we went to a restaurant for dinner. He and his friends looked at the menu and ordered what to eat without asking me. I also like eating. Why didn’t you ask me why? I was very sad. In fact, I was very sad. I think that in many cases, I feel that I need to be a person who doesn’t have strong opinions and emotions. You asked me what I want to express. I want to talk about many moments . I want to talk about the time when I was walking alone on the pedestrian street in college. A perverted old man rode his bicycle around me and drew circles. He stared at me and said he wanted to see me. I really wanted to say something to fight back at that time , but I didn’t. But I didn’t. I couldn’t say anything . You asked me what I wanted to express. Maybe I wanted to say that I don’t want to lose my dissatisfaction and my opinions because of some self-shame or some body shame. I want, I want to be hysterical . wanna be hysterical(I want to be hysterical) I wanna scream(I want to scream) I wanna shout(I want to shout) I wanna cry(I want to cry) without any guilt( I don’t wanna keep silent) because of my shame(Just because of my shame) and the education I received(And the education I received) I also hope that one day I can say these in Sichuan dialect instead of English. There is no joke in those things just now, but you listened very carefully , right? Just like magic(Just like magic) Thank you
everyone, I am Wang Dadao Art. Thank you again for the wonderful performance by Wang Dadao . The countdown for locking the tickets for Wang Dadao has begun. Let ‘s applaud Wang Dadao again. Was this segment of Wang Dadao created for this stage or has it been performed offline before? This segment was also polished for a long time before it came out. It was not like this before. In order to practice this segment, she would stay in the house every day. As soon as she opened the elevator, she would see Dadao at home. I will definitely find a syrup that matches my Jizhi syrup. And that’s you, you are so useless. Don’t do this kind of performance . You I’m Sorry, that was so funny . Was it during a certain performance that you suddenly felt like letting go and having fun, or was it
because there were many things, including that I found it so interesting? It might be that the things you improvised during a certain performance were so funny, because the point where I clapped the light just now was your very stupid point , that is, you said that after I put on my left arm, I couldn’t put on my right arm. Yes , yes, yes, what?
That was very important , that was very funny. I thought it was a great performance. I was there early, so I should be the first one to clap the light, and you were the first. She presented at least two different female expressions in it , but her very valuable point is that she did not turn these two expressions into a state of competition. Yes, because she understands that we are never competitors, we are colleagues. We will never belittle the existence of others in order to affirm our own existence. This is her particularly valuable and advanced point of the younger generation, so I think it is a particularly powerful performance. I like it very much. Thank you, Lu Yu, thank you, because I think the best performance for me, because I also like to mess around , is that I feel that the audience and the audience around me are selfless when watching her. Yes,
she is also selfless when she performs. There are many beautiful things in this world because you forget yourself at that time , and then you don’t exist at that moment , so she becomes so beautiful. I think that moment is that kind of big knife. There is a bright future. I hope to work with you more in the future , okay? Thank you very much, teacher , you have another wonderful expression. Big knife, you can be anything , even a tomato, like an eggplant king, with about a whole sunshine tomato inside, sweet and sour, rich, Just like magic (like magic) Actually, everyone knows that there is no shortage of psychopaths on the talk show stage, but I think we have been watching this stage for so many years, and she is not just this year , but all the previous years. She is also one of the contestants with the most outstanding personality,
because we especially hope to see something different from newcomers. It was her who made this stage completely regrettable today . She is a completely talented psychopath and shocked us . Because when I was watching her entire performance, I was a little too excited, so my brain is actually a little confused now. First of all, her style. I have watched talk shows for many years , but when I watched it last year, I felt that it was particularly different . Last year, there were many female talk show hosts who dared to express themselves on the stage. To do this thing, but I have asked myself how difficult it is for me to do such a thing. So I would especially admire the way she performed at the beginning. Dadao was praised on the spot. You must be very happy. So in the performance just now, you showed us your appearance and your state in life. I think it may be closer to my childhood . For example, some psychological activities are so interesting. These are all magnified and exaggerated. I feel that I am actually a little different from myself on the stage. I won’t say that I am walking on the street and suddenly I hope to see more strange performances of Dadao on this stage. Applause again for Dadao . It’s fun . Come on. Thank you Dadao for coming to the stage. Let’s take a look at the votes. Congratulations to Wang Dadao for entering the promotion zone with 263 votes. Come on, Bowei. Wait for the final result in the pending zone first.