【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP12-8：我的未来我做主，梦回当年熟悉的感觉！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
The next song will be sung for us by Ma, the Good Sister Band and Wang Mian. This is a collaboration song called “Goodbye”. I have to ask first, because we know that there is a friend from Zhejiang Sci-Tech University in the Good Sister Band , right ? Are there any classmates and seniors from Zhejiang Sci-Tech University here ? Someone also wrote a sentence for you. You were a teenager once, and you are still a teenager now . Thank you , Xiaohou, and thank you friends in Xiasha. In fact, today is still a special day, right? You know , today is really special. I don’t know if you know that your senior Xiaohou today is thirty-eight today. Happy birthday . Let’s all have a happy birthday together. Are there so many versions? That ’s great. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you everyone. Happy thirty-eighth birthday. Thank you. Next is “Goodbye” for everyone and goodbye to your thirty-seventh birthday. “Goodbye” To thirty-seven (years old). Thank you. Please stand for a while. Okay, Mr. Ma. It’s too difficult because next we have the part of drawing wish balls. So we three still have to work hard , okay? Then let’s move to our big suitcase and let Mr. Ma go over. You hand it to Mr. Ma. It’s too (inconvenient). What is this? Can I play the hair growth liquid? I have used minoxidil lotion. This product is used to treat male hair loss and alopecia areata. I dare not mention it . I originally said, “This friend, please raise your hand.” I will take a look at the reflectivity. Where is it and see if there is any effect? Come on , it’s you. This is not an implant, right ? No, let me take a look at this letter. As a graduate student in engineering who is about to graduate, I sincerely wish every junior and senior student good luck in scientific research. Take care of your hair . The hair growth agent represents my beautiful hope that you will not lose your hair in the future. You think you will not lose your hair after graduation. Thinking too much will only make your hair worse. Whether you choose to work or continue to study, I hope everyone can put their physical and mental health first. I wish everyone a smooth future. Hahahaha. Chen Xin, Hangzhou Dianzi University. Thank you , big brother. You left early. Thank you. You really used it yourself. Is there a microphone that I can tie up like this ? A very thin bunch. Does your job cause a lot of hair loss? I’m a graduate student in computer science, so there must be a lot of offer letters. No , I still have zero offer letters. So here I hope there are human resources here. If you see me , give me an offer letter. Apply for a job online. Then even if you discard it after graduation, yes, I hope I can keep my hair volume sufficient in the future . No problem. After graduation, I enter the workplace. I hope I have a regular work and rest schedule. I hope I am physically and mentally healthy , okay? Yes, I wish everyone physical and mental health, and then make a fortune . Thank you, Xin , let me sit for a while. Sit for a while . I ‘ll leave first. Friends, please take a seat. You accept it, right? I’ll pass it on to the next generation. No, you gave it to me . Send it to Bao Beier . Come on, Xiao Hou , here you are. This is just one point. Friends, great, the best audience. A pair of socks. What is this? It ‘s not socks . It’s a waist and knee protector. It should be a boy. Wu Chaochao from Zhejiang Water Resources and Hydropower University said that in the blink of an eye, I am already a senior , and it is time to graduate. I have gained a lot in these four years, and the most important thing is two things. First, I successfully lost weight from a 200-pound fat boy. Second , I successfully passed the postgraduate entrance examination. Can these two things be done at the same time? I hope that I can get better and better in the future. I also want to say goodbye to the inferior fat boy in the past. This also echoes the song just now. I saw it here. You are so thin. You used to be 200 pounds . How many pounds are you now? More than 130 (pounds). More than 130 (pounds). You lost one of them . You are so thin and strong. And you also passed the postgraduate entrance examination. How can you do both at the same time? You run at the same time. Just abandon, right? Sometimes you may get up earlier every morning . Then I go for a run in the morning, maybe about five kilometers. And sometimes, it may be that after I finish studying in the evening, at around ten o’clock, I go for a run and then go back to the dormitory to take a shower. That still takes extra time. This is too self-disciplined. Brother He , Brother He , do you want some experience to learn from me? Teacher , please accept me. By this time next year, I will have lost 70 kilograms . He is almost 200 (kilograms). No , I’m sorry , don’t talk nonsense, I’m sorry , so we all have opportunities. Don’t always look at me on this stage. I can’t help but don’t listen to this topic. It’s a bad review. Thank you, thank you, thank you for the gift you gave us. Good luck . Then let’s draw the third friend. In this round, there is a small figurine in the last wish ball . There is a doll that is very cute . Let me see. The words are well written. She thinks this gift looks like me. I wish we all have a bright future. This is a gift from my good friend Zhang Yihan. One of the biggest gains in my four years of college is her. Although I always think this little blind box is a bit uncute But because it was her gift , I kept it for four years. Now we are going to graduate school together, and there will be new stories and new gifts. Wu Jin, Zhejiang University of Finance and Economics. Is your good friend Zhang Yihan here? She is here too.
Does she know that the gifts you have been giving her are not very good-looking ? Are you still studying for your master’s degree together? Being in the same school, major and area means we are closer. Do you have anything you want to say to her? Today, Wu Ha Camera is here to record it for you. We were roommates in our freshman year, but later we separated because of different majors. But even though we don’t see each other every day , we are still very close. We also plan to go to the same place to study for our master’s degree together . I am also looking forward to the rest of our graduate school life . I hope we can continue this friendship in the future. It ‘s okay like this. When you watch Wu Ha in different places, it must be a connection . Yes, because I didn’t know at the beginning that this variety show was recommended to me by her. My, and it is because of her that I have this opportunity today, and then I can share this story with you. It’s great. I hope that your friendship will last forever in the future. We are lifelong friends. Thank you, thank you, I love you , thank you, thank you, thank you. The style of this next song is very cheerful , and it has accompanied many people’s childhood. In fact, Brother He, are you okay? Are you okay? Yes, in fact, when we were choosing the songs, our director team gave some names. When I saw this song , it took me back to my childhood. That feeling when I just graduated, I thought I would ask the director team if the children would like it if I sang this song. They said they would definitely like it. This is the theme song of a play I filmed right after I graduated. Please come on, my friends, let’s give a round of applause. Ma Gaohanyu and Xilinnayi Gao will perform their collaboration song “My Future Style”. This is also the first job I participated in after graduation , so let’s all sing together, okay? Okay, “My Future Tense” is for everyone. Let’s applaud and welcome Zeng Xiaoxian from Love Apartment. Can’t you hear me? Sing it louder for the last time . Thank you everyone. Your future tense is up to you. Thank you . I was a little moved by your singing. The whole audience jumped up. Teacher Ma jumped up. Teacher Ma, here we are again. I thought I was starting to have hallucinations. Ma started to jump up next to me. He even didn’t want his crutches anymore. Today was great. In fact, he surpassed others. Not to mention surpassing others , but to break through his own style. He tried his own style. You are so unwell today , but you are still so enthusiastic and you are with everyone, right? Yes, I think all the energy for me is because of your likes, your every laugh, your messages, your comments, this is our energy. You are his best “antipyretic”. I feel that I have been cured . To be honest , I dare not take off the mask for fear that you will come to hug me. Don’t, big brother , please spare my life. There is no need for you two to draw a ball. It’s hard for me to say which of the two teachers should complete the link of drawing the wish ball first. Then let’s put the horse at the end. Then I will get one for you. I need one. This should be a small book with a seal. This stamped book records the footprints of my student days, with travel records and campus check-ins. Giving it up is a ritual of my growth. I hope that it will represent that I am ready to say goodbye to my student self and move towards a new chapter in life lightly, just like a graduation ceremony . Zhang Leyi, Zhejiang Institute of Media and Communications, hello, everyone My name is Zhang Leyi and I come from Zhejiang Media College. I am the class of 2025 and I am studying for a master’s degree in journalism and communication with Professor Chen Ming. Hello everyone, it is not easy to find a job this year. Who knows? Can you share with us which seal in this book impressed you the most ? Actually, I didn’t have many opportunities to travel before . It was after I arrived in Hangzhou that I made many friends who love traveling and had more memories of traveling with them . Then I used it as a thing to let go of in the hope that I can continue to have free time in the future, continue to have free time , and have money to travel and travel with my best friend and my favorite boyfriend . Is the one I love the most here? Is he not here? You left him alone to watch our performance today. He went to graduate school. Okay, you went to so many places during your three years as a graduate student and didn’t attend classes much. I find this incredible. Three years of no experience is the best classroom for journalists, okay? The world is your classroom and stage. Come on , I hope you get the job offer you want . Okay , thank you, thank you, Le Yi, thank you. Can I speak for my friend? Her name is Zhang Jingjing , and she has liked Deng Chao for ten years. Every time Brother Chao has a roadshow, including movies , we would go to see them together. We would go to see a lot of movies, such as “Passing By Your World” , “Psychological Crime: City of Lights” , “Bad Angels”, and many other movies . Then we once participated in a roadshow in Zhengzhou I seem to have forgotten whether I have met her or not. It’s just that we have met too many times. “Galaxy Tutorial” I like her very much. If I can be on TV, Zhang Jingjing, you know I brought this message for you , okay, it’s not in vain, Zhang Jingjing, you have watched more of my movies than my brothers, they can’t name you, now name the movies you just mentioned, “Bad Angels”, we watched it at the scene of “Chinese Table Tennis: The Jedi Counterattack” last time , right? We also watched “Assassination of Novelist 2” which is about to be released, right ? Brother Chao, let you go , right? Let you go, yes, it’s filmed very well, really well, I like it, right? I love them all . I was young at that time and didn’t have money to buy tickets, Hanyu’s “Passing by Your World”, just remember this one, “Bad Angels”, “Victory in the Hands” “Assassination of Novelist 2” All of the above Thank you Please say hello for me and hope she will be free to come to Wuha to play Okay , can you two come together Okay , okay Thank you Thank you Zhang Leyi Thank you Zhang Jingjing There are valuables This is a real watch We will eventually flow into the sea of people and will move forward with the passage of time Although this watch is not expensive , it has accompanied me through my student days, big and small exams Today its second hand has stopped moving, but my life has just begun Zhou Huafeng Zhejiang University of Finance and Economics Zhejiang University of Finance and Economics Huafeng Huafeng Start moving Brother Feng Is it possible to change the battery and it will go away Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Huafeng , a master’s graduate of the class of 2025 from Zhejiang University of Finance and Economics Then tell me why you put this watch in it If it’s just a watch, I’ve gone through all my CET-4 and CET-6 and my various postgraduate entrance exams. Now its battery is out of power. It should be a beautiful memory , but I hope I don’t need to take exams anymore in the future. So it tells you the time every time in the exam room, right? Yes, you want to end all the exams from now on, but it’s impossible. Classmates also have performance appraisals. Many Chinese people have to get ashore in their lifetime and can’t be very competitive , but I think it’s a very good symbolic moment because a new space without so much pressure may be waiting for you to welcome you. I also hope that your employment notice this year goes smoothly. Good luck. Let me say one more thing. You said you also have a friend . On my own behalf, I ‘d like
to say, Brother He, I really have watched your “Love Apartment” since I was a child . Brother He, I hope you will continue to work in film and television in the future. It’s my variety show. It’s my variety show that I didn’t record enough . Is it my variety show that I didn’t record well enough? No, I hope to see you on the big screen . Okay, I promise you, I will work hard . Okay, it ‘s a promise . Yes, do you want to go and give him a hug ? I’m afraid of infecting him. Forget it, it’s okay . This is true love, my friend Huafeng, you are true love, Brother He, Brother He, your love is so touching. Thank you. I wish you a speedy recovery . No virus can stop loving me. Okay , thank you Huafeng, thank you . We have another resume . A resume is too hard, right? Friends, it ‘s really about job hunting. This is not about telling stories, just come directly, you know? To you who failed the postgraduate entrance examination, you suddenly feel a little sad. This resume represents your halo of the old year and also your burden. Throw it away and start again, wait for the next dawn , and finally I like Wu Ha very much. I am also a girl from Qiqihar, from China University of Metrology , majoring in mathematics and applied mathematics. My fellow villager Jing Yuanyang , where is Jing Yuanyang? A little girl from the Northeast of Qiqihar, hello, I see you, so you first took the postgraduate entrance examination and now you are preparing to find a job, right? My current idea is to continue taking the exam, then buckle it up first. It gave me a lot of burdens in the four years of college. In fact, you can see that my resume is still pretty good, more than just good, so beautiful. Look at the row of scholarships in 2024. Family Scholarship National Scholarship How difficult is it to get the school’s first-class scholarship for outstanding students ? Have you never passed the second-class? My friend asked me to study. All of them were first-class . I also want to see it. That’s what a nerd is. What is a nerd? I haven’t gotten any. The average credit score is 4.17. She ranks first among seventy-four people in the major. Then your score is ninety-four, ninety-eight, ninety-eight, ninety- six , one hundred and ninety-two. Do you dare to do ninety next time? Friends, all the four-level scores are five hundred and twenty-six, and the six-level scores are five hundred and one . Add up the scores of the two of us. Don’t say that there is not even one in this aspect. It ‘s really not great, but I put it in to prove that I need to start over now. Because I didn’t do well in the first postgraduate entrance examination last year , and then I thought about it and didn’t choose to continue to adjust. I just wanted to fight for myself again, and I was determined to pass the second exam as soon as possible and start all over again. Come on , come on , come on, come on, just wait for the next dawn. Wuha’s stage, everyone often talks about a lot and gives everyone blessings. Basically, the magic of this stage has been realized . That’s it. Today is not in vain, and next year will be successful in one fell swoop. Thank you, teacher, you are so excellent, really so excellent, thank you Great, great , great, great