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Stand up straight, I can’t stand it anymore. Greasy man Shen Teng, you are not funny at all. I can’t
help but criticize you because of the pressure of your status. It ‘s too exciting and funny . Turn away , you chase my brother. This is Mahua’s “Second Brother” and “Third Brother” . Fight for who is the “Second Brother”. It doesn’t matter whether I win or not. I want you to “die”. Mahua spirit. This ambulance is so fierce. Brother Lun fell asleep again. Why did Allen take a job at night? I don’t sleep well. I found a nodule during my physical examination this time . Where is it? In the neck, right? It’s the thyroid gland . It may be that you have a nodule. Don’t be afraid as long as it doesn’t get bigger. I remember once it was good Many netizens urged Li Jie to get a physical check-up. I was scared on the first day of the Lunar New Year . It’s not you. The first day of the Lunar New Year is our 30th night. In that skit , some shots captured my neck as thick as a giant. I felt so stressed. I went to do a boxing match after the Spring Festival Gala. Li Jie talked for a long time , thinking she could show some concern . It’s already this time. I asked her if I was being honest. I was full of energy and was alone here . I asked her about those things. In fact, you think too much. In the past 20 years at Mahua , I never thought I would get the concern and regards from these people. What is the inertia of our friendship for many years ? Hurting each other. It ‘s not that when we talked about what’s wrong with you, I felt that this topic was not interesting and left. You have to say a few bad things, right? I said yesterday that I am more resistant to cold now than before, and then normal people said that you are in good health. Brother Teng asked me what’s wrong with me. There are many classic partners in this very happy theme universe. However, the timelines of the partners have suddenly become chaotic recently . Only by finding the best partners and using their super trust and tacit understanding can the theme universe be repaired and the balance is restored. Therefore, the partner liaison officer urgently assembled 12 members, hoping that they can form the best partners and restart the order of the universe as soon as possible. Can’t this come out? This way, Ambassador Huang, brothers and sisters, wait a minute, brothers, where is Sister Li ? She won’t be locked up by Sack, right? These stinky old men are too annoying. Give me a hug. I am today’s partner liaison officer, and there will be several ladies coming over later. This appearance is beautiful. The twins are so beautiful. Welcome, warm welcome, hello everyone. We just met. You have to pretend that you haven’t seen each other, right? These women are pretending to meet for the first time. Reminder: Long time no see , long time no see. It was just two minutes after we just talked. Just met again. Right, we are now There are five cards in front of you , and then you choose the one you like. Sister Li, take a look, don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious , I know where Sister Li is. Let’s gather here first. Okay , everyone, I’m today’s partner liaison. We now need to select a group of partners with the most potential to help us fix the loopholes in our parallel universe , so Sister Li will lead our “girl group” and wait for our “boy group” to meet up . That ‘s right, to form the most promising partner. We’re going to do a small test first and play a game where I have something you don’t have. That is, I’ll tell you something I’ve done. If you haven’t done it , you have to break a finger . If everyone has done what I said, then the person who said it breaks a finger. The person who gets first place will get more time to communicate with these “girl groups”. Let’s stretch out seven fingers and start with Tutu in order, okay? Okay, I’m wearing a denim jacket today. Zhu Boyan, is this how you play it? Okay, this can’t be considered a jacket . I can wear it as a jacket. I’ve participated in flight selection and pilot selection. “Flight selection” and “pilot selection” are different. I was shocked. The person who was eliminated said you shouldn’t have come. Know Are there any height requirements for selecting pilots? 1.82 meters . Those under 1.82 meters are too tall. Too tall. It’s hard to get into the cockpit. I’m 1.83 meters, so I can’t do it. No, I must be under 1.82 meters. I ‘ve performed crosstalk on the Spring Festival Gala. I’ve performed crosstalk on so many Spring Festival Galas. I’ve accidentally entered the women’s restroom. No, no one. Everyone has accidentally entered . Everyone has accidentally entered. Then you break one. Brother, you ‘re done. Brother, is that right? Then I can’t break this. It’s too uncomfortable. Lun , I’ve had lipoma surgery. This all counts. How can this not count? This is what I’ve done. Come to me , Zhu Boyan. I have at least 30 years of life experience . That denim jacket makes you … This is a bit targeted at the denim jacket, but yes, it is also targeted at you. There ‘s nothing wrong with it. Let me think about it. I passed the Taekwondo certificate exam, but I didn’t pass it. The black belt certificate is still a black belt. I know, I won’t make fun of Sister Li in the future. I used to be a caddy, arranging balls for people in the billiard hall. I act like everyone has done it before . It’s not serious. On the first day of work, I came to pick up ping-pong balls. No,
what you just said was that you were a caddy .
You didn’t have a caddy. It’s my turn soon. There ‘s nothing wrong with it. Tell me what’s behind me. I make two thousand and three thousand a month. Two thousand and three thousand a month Just say that you have been a caddy. You have been a caddy . Who are you arguing with, brother ? That’s your fault. Yuan has been paid but has never been a caddy. Young Master Yangyang, young master, it’s time, hurry up and take my turn . I have had a catheter inserted, brother, and you have also inserted one, brother. If you say that, I would rather go out in the next game. We both have to have the right catheter when we have cervical spine surgery, brother , you can’t say that you have removed the catheter again. What else is there in my body? I gave the wrong anesthesia, I gave the wrong anesthesia . It should numb the fingers, but he numbed my neck , so I have to think about it.