【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP11-10： 戏精归位！邓超的演员自我修养！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Finally, let’s compete on how to play hopscotch . Hopscotch is Jiangxi’s strong point. This game is called Sock Attack and Defense . The attacking side has black squares, and the defending side wears half of the socks and walks forward from the front square. When he is on the red square, he is safe. When he is on the blue square , the attacking side can attack him. When he is on the blue square, he must take three steps to step on the socks on his feet to count as one point. Okay , do you understand how “bloody” this game is? The wolves in the north are in trouble. If you play with your feet, you will get hurt and you will “die”. You first have to attack and your hands will be gone . If you kick , your feet will be gone. You choose it yourself. Now in my eyes, the four of you are four injured people. This is different from how the Chinese national football team plays. The Chinese national football team’s feet are really different. You have to be careful about this . Really, have you not considered this factor? This is because the toe bones can be broken. This is too scary. Who will attack and who will defend? Let’s decide. Let’s defend. Let’s defend. Let’s attack. Come on . Come on, tactics, one by one. When we come to this grid, the two of us, when we come to this grid , the three of us are right . You know, when we come to this grid, the three of us are right . Then when we come to that grid, do you two understand? Who of you goes first? Zulan goes first , you go, and I go first again. I don’t feel any guilt. Hello, come on , come on , okay, beautiful , so successful, go back , so beautiful , it’s over . It’s great, it’s hard, I’m sweating, I don’t know what happened, it’s over. Big brother taught you well, big brother really taught you well. Go to the side, right, big brother really taught you well , big brother, just hurt them directly, come on, no, you go first and hurt them, then we go up , I ‘ll come, come on, it’s scary, but be careful with that ankle , take off your socks, big brother , take off your socks, based on the experience just now, I’ll give it to you , he can come out Step on him , step on him . Is there anyone in the room ? There are two people in a moment. I’m coming in. That’s amazing . Foul . Foul. Hands on the ground. One, two, three. Now there are three and one is missing. Now there is three and one is missing. This tower defense makes you sad. I ‘m telling you , it’s scary when there are three of you. Don’t say it, don’t say it, it’s really scary . No, you can’t hide in your pants. You do this. You pull your pants up. You can’t . He hides his pants. You ‘ll come back later . They moved me back. He moved me back. Then I’ll be serious. Everyone stand up. Stand up. I feel a little dizzy . Like a ray of light. I’m going to fight with you . Don’t always come to my house, okay? Go away. He stepped on me . Go away. Foul. Beautiful and flexible. It feels like a “Fujian spinning top”. Okay, okay. This naughty little carrot is coming here and is going to fall. I can sacrifice the pawn to save the king. Okay, I can use my left leg to sacrifice the pawn to save the king . Jump over, abandon the pawn , abandon the pawn, abandon the general. At the same time , Chen He was eliminated. In one second, my clothes were taken off. I felt that I was taken off naked. Okay, next one. I’m so tired . You are the most tired. You participated the most . Yes, I’m so tired. I ‘m sweating again. I’m so tired. Let me come on , come on, get ready. Gentleman’s agreement. Let me make a statement first. Because my heel is in this position, no , no, no . My heel is in this position . Then I will make a statement about my heel and my heel is in this position . Then I want to make a statement about my foot here . Come on, it turns out that Brother Xian is a street dancer, right ? He always makes that sound. Is this ok? Is it pleasant to the ear? Beautiful , beautiful ? Brother Chao, you can use your left foot to push the sock back a little. No, you can’t adjust it with your hands. I don’t have Use your hands to adjust. Rub the mud on your feet. Wear socks. It’s beautiful . Use your mouth. Really use your mouth. You can really do it . Then you can’t get up. You , you helped me too much . The hair fell off. The hair fell off. One, two, three , one, two, three. Beautiful fake moves . But you can’t go here. You can’t use your hands, right? The feet can be massaged. You sit for a while. This is good. Brother Chao, let me help you put them on. Okay, it’s disgusting. I have goose bumps . How come your toes are so flexible and a little gentle? Do you know that the feeling is so scary? I still like you. This level is quite difficult. These three people, hurry up . No, this is a game. Why are you sweating so much as if you have done something wrong? Hurry up, no, I just stretched my waist. Stretch (to) my waist. One, two, three. Beautiful foul . It’s a collision. It’s beautiful . It’s too fake. It really hit me and hit me in the air. Beautiful, brother Chao, at this position you can only choose to drill through or jump over. One , two, three , beautiful , beautiful. Why did he cut out so many scenes ? Brother Chao, you still have to come back , go back , come back, okay ? Brother Chao, one, two, three, one, two, three, awesome , beautiful , one, two, three , beautiful . Stretch. One, two, three, awesome, awesome . Is this okay? Did you blow the whistle? Put your hands down. I know this can support the ground. What will you do if I jump over? Push the person out. Give it to me, big brother . Push me out . Why are you so lazy? Come back, come back, come back (step) a few times. I don’t care how many times you kick . No , that foot has to touch the ground. It’s already been three times. There’s really no way . I’m so tired . The offense and defense switch is so tiring . I stretched my waist. Do you have a waist belt? What’s wrong? I stretched my waist when I stepped on you just now. You stepped on me and stretched your waist. Click. I didn’t touch him, didn’t I? Anyway, it has something to do with you. Brother Naiwen, you are blackmailing me, right? Does it have something to do with him ? When I stepped on him, How weird, how can this be compared to Brother Fan? I have to get hurt. Young people need to exercise sometimes , you know? You old people like this practice every day. Don’t you young people practice? Which one of you are here? Let me think about which one of you are here. Is this okay? Is it your legs? In fact, it is a reasonable foul . No foul. My feet are in the grid. So it’s not a foul, but everyone can step on him. Do you dare to step on him? You can step on him. What’s wrong? Your posture is to ask for socks, you know, isn’t it natural for us? And our potato (dog) is like this when he wants things to play . Okay, I’ll sign for you later, okay? I predict that the first grid will be “dead”. Prepare four wheelchairs. You really need to prepare four wheelchairs. Prepare four wheelchairs or you ca n’t make it. We have two pairs of crutches here. And I don’t dare to look back. I’m afraid of blood splashing on my face. Brother , you should restrain yourself. It ‘s not that I won’t move . It’s not that you protect the other party. I have to let him pass. Who comes up first? I’m dead. I come up first and I’m petrified. The first one will get stuck . One, two, three . Beautiful. Go. He, there’s no time to step on it. Right, one, two, three. What’s that ? Wait a minute, step on the blue line. Step on the blue line. This is normal . No, he didn’t enter the grid. This is normal. He didn’t enter the blue grid. One, two , three. Beautiful , beautiful , beautiful. He didn’t enter the grid. What ‘s “居”? Go , go, you ‘re done. These jeans are too tight. Super, super, super . Aren’t you tired? Tired? Go, go, one, two, three, one, two, three. He punched me and saved one . Is there any replay ? One, two, three. Step quickly. Just make sure you step on it. Just step on it once. I’m scared . It’s okay. There are no socks. One, two, three. It’s amazing . This is called “losing your integrity in your later years.” It’s come to this. I told you that when it comes to Brother Fan, there is a psychological shadow, you know, a little bit too cocky, right? One, two, three , and he stepped on the (number) number and came over. So if the next person is stepped on, he loses. They lost three, and Brother Naiwen lost two. Come on , okay , pull up your trouser legs. You ‘ll step on your trouser legs for a while , right? You’ll step on your trouser legs for a while, and your trouser legs will trip you. You have to show your head. Socks, you’re too Be obedient, brother. No , ask the referee to show you that you can pass . You see, I can come over. It’s okay. Wait for him to come in. Wait for him to jump in. No, we don’t waste our energy. So beautiful . There ‘s a black hole behind . I think Deng Chao should be the one guarding every time. What were the three of us doing just now? You will be like that sock. He can get him with two feet when he comes in. You think he doesn’t want to get him, but he can’t react. There’s nothing wrong. You’re about to lose your left leg. This is too tense. This level is too tense. There’s no way. We lost. Beautiful, beautiful , it’s okay. Very good. The Southern Team won the Southern Team.