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Did you all have nightmares last night? Yes, I had nightmares all night. A huge Xiaowan swooped down from the sky. Okay, it’s okay. Yesterday, this amusement park was in the daytime and then it became like this. It was so beautiful during the day, there was no difference, it was an amusement park, so today should be a sweet dream, today is beautiful, you are all supporting roles, we are all supporting roles , no, Teacher Fan is the protagonist, Teacher Fan is the protagonist, I want to follow you, wait a minute , you and him are done, today we just went to the toilet, I’m already sweating, he’s so scared that he has diarrhea, I’m already sweating, brother is most afraid of this amusement facility, I’m afraid of this,
I’m afraid of this , so today I will protect you , okay,
I’m not afraid of this, it’s like this, we have a guest who has been sending me messages after the show was broadcast saying that he was not convinced, then you know, his last name is actually Li, right? The last name should be Li, right? He is not young anymore, right? The last name is Li, and his hair is gray too. Well , let us invite teacher Li Naiwen and his “guards with swords” and “lightning water-shaped worm” Zhang Zixian. What is “lightning water-shaped worm”? Water bear . Water bear. We three are here, are you not annoying? You are really annoying. Did n’t he send you a private message asking for revenge? Who is he seeking revenge on? Brother Naiwen wants to come and meet teacher Fan again. No matter if you are here to compete with me, I am not here to compete with him. We are “PC” . You have already lost. Forgive the old man. We are not competing in walking PC (computer) . Wait a minute. What are the two words of CP (combination) ? Is it a letter? It means a word . It means a word. Are you asking me because you don’t understand or are you testing me about Couple (combination)? Couple (combination) CP (combination) Why do you have to get so familiar with it? What’s the use of it? Look, what are the two words PK (competition) ? PK (competition) is PK (competition) PK (competition) VC is which two VC vitamins vitamin C. So who is the display and who is the keyboard ? Align your keyboards . Okay, I’m the trader and you are the ones. Our original theme was the battle of honor. It’s another time, so we have specially prepared an honor for you. Let’s see what the “God of Variety Show” and “Immortal Star” are. “The Immortal Star” has bad eyesight. It ‘s obvious between the two of us. The awards have been presented. There’s no need to compete. Only one can be left. I guess that’s right. Only one can be left. We must be in opposition. Who wants the “God of Variety Shows” and who wants the “Immortal Star”? Choose one. Brother Naiwen, are you struggling? Both of them are suitable for me. I think I want both . No, I really don’t want to be separated from Brother Fan because I will get hurt, you know? No, there
is no competitive game today. Today it’s mainly about intelligence . Who has no intelligence? Then the injury will be more serious ? Who will be more seriously injured ? Are you very intelligent? Are you very intelligent? Brother , no, my intelligence is really not high, but it depends on who you compare with. So you chose a foil, right? There are so many of them . Choose one. Let’s move forward and analyze it together. He is compared with the man in black. The man in black is better than the man in black and wears glasses. Okay
, bring this board up and have fun. This is Anji Fantasy Jialebi Paradise. I don’t want this amusement park. There are
these projects in this amusement park. The director has tested them . The star at the back is the heartbeat index. Now it’s like this. Can we take the bungee jumping down? Because no one can play this. It’s too scary. Bungee jumping is too scary. I’m going to call mom, come home . What’s on this dress? Mom got off. Hang up. Okay, I also want to make a small flower for my mom. Dad misses you. It’s so scary today . Hang up. Press it. You won’t hang up my phone. This bungee jumping may not be completed to a high degree. Why? Everyone has lumbar disc herniation. Everyone has lumbar disc herniation. Are they all herniated? Those who have lumbar disc herniation, raise your hands. Those who are afraid of heights, raise your hands. Bungee jumping is not good for the waist, raise your hands if you are afraid of heights. And those who don’t feel well in the heart, raise your hands . It’s uncomfortable. So, today we will play the Ferris wheel game. The Ferris wheel will turn to the bottom. You set up an item and people can’t come out. Or let ‘s do this on the roller coaster. Whoever wins gets off. Whoever wins gets off. Then how can we compete on it? There is no way to compare . Why can’t we compare ? There are even more stupid reasons why we can’t compare. Let’s still compete in physical strength. The roller coaster is in action. What do you want to compete in? Just do it, right? I’ll go down. Let’s divide into groups first. Let’s divide into groups first. Teacher Fan will lead one team and Teacher Naiwen will lead one team . Do you have any objections ? I will lead a team. No,
I want to be in a team with Brother Fan, you lead a team. I lead a team and you lead a team. Are you really choosing? Are you really choosing ? The look in your eyes is wrong. His eyes are not the kind of eyes that you use when choosing people in a game. This is completely a test of your brain, right? It’s a game, and it’s definitely not the kind of running, physical strength, or fighting. It has nothing to do with that. I think why not divide them by blood type? You can divide them by blood type. I think it’s fun to divide them by blood type. Just look at people with different blood types. Those with type A blood, please raise your hands . The only one on both sides will have to fight for it. What are you proud of? If you get sick and bleed, no one will give you a blood transfusion . Type B is too common. Type O, type O, type AB, type AB. What type are you ? You have panda blood, brother . It’s not me . I forgot. I’m either A or B. But I forgot. It’s either A or B. Call your family and ask. They probably don’t remember either. Have n’t you had your blood tested or something? I did, but I forgot. Do n’t we have an ambulance? Let’s draw a tube for him to test. Let ‘s figure this out for him today. Okay, I think it’s okay. Otherwise , why donate blood today? Then you won’t be able to play later. No , no, donating blood is no problem. After donating blood, you really need to move . No, it hurts a lot. And you’re actually a little swollen today. Give me 200cc (cubic centimeters) . No, and it has public welfare significance ,
right? It ‘s very good. Why don’t we donate blood together ? Let’s go donate blood . Blood donation is not the same as this. How about we compete to see who donates the most blood today ? What can we do? We can go “crazy”, right ? Isn’t this good ? It’s really good . If you say this, I really don’t accept it. Once the fighting desire comes up , everyone becomes extremely thin and skinny, but they are still carrying it. It’s okay. I still have blood . It’s over. Tomorrow is the gastroscopy. Then whoever finds the polyp wins, right? No Who has more polyps? The polyps are big , big and round. Before this, see who can withstand anesthesia the longest. You can sing the same song to see who can sing as long as possible and who can last up to eight seconds. This is quite fun. This is quite fun . See who can sing the longest. This has opened up your mind . Have you divided the groups? Let me ask one more. One more. South, North, South, North. You can choose Southerners, raise your hands. Southerners , raise your hands. There are already four Southerners , right? Let’s divide them. “Civil and Southern War”, this is right , it is “North and South Variety Show God Competition”. Can you, brother, come to the north and south? The north and south are fine. You can go over there . It’s okay, no problem, don’t worry. How do I speak southern dialect ? Don’t worry , “do it”. They “do it” again. What are you doing ? I ‘ve always disliked those southerners. Big brother, do you feel good when you touch me here? You keep touching me. I’m panicking. The two captains really have to shake hands. I want to shake hands with them, but he ignores me. We must cheer up , otherwise they will… We have to have a slogan . Let’s say we are called “The Wolf of the North”. Why “The Wolf of the North”? I am a wolf from the north, and I eat their “sheep of the south”. For us, we have a good slogan . We “the wolf of the north” will eat you “sheep of the south”. No problem. What’s this? We don’t even need a slogan. Do wolf , do wolf, wolf warrior, right? Wolf warrior , right? Wolf Warrior Wu Jing I am Wu Jing Wait, Wu Jing is from the north and his work is called “Gan Lang”. Okay , because this is a competition between the “ageless gods of variety shows” , we actually have to compete in listening. You ‘re sure to win, stop bragging , go back and stand up. You ‘re a little bit cocky . Why is it your eyesight or physical examination ? Reaction ability, these are all young things. Then do you want to decide what the loser will play first? It ‘s not the southerners, they are all practical, so just start directly. Listen to what reaction he said. Should we start the game first? Don’t talk about it. I mean, just start. I ‘m already offline. I’m sorry, brother , let ‘s start . Brother, I’m sweating already. Brother, can you see clearly from such a distance? I’ll choose the first one. Okay, high-altitude bungee jumping. They really chose this. Wait a minute, I suggest that everyone, why don’t we take a car to see it? We can walk . Bungee jumping is a bit uncomfortable. I think bungee jumping is particularly uncomfortable. This is one of them, right? The one on the right is a bit high. This one is dizzy . That one is the roller coaster, right? Yes, this is a roller coaster. You can see it will flip over. What is this? This is the bungee jumping machine. The comprehensive tower is not this one. Bungee jumping is also on this one. Yes, it is also on the top. What is below? Below is a big rock. Below bungee jumping is water, a pool. How upset you are. Bungee jumping is also quite high. The height is 88 meters. I just looked up. It’s impossible, absolutely impossible. This swing is also quite fierce . No, I will never jump. No , I can’t. I can’t do it. Let’s see. This is water. No , really no, this is supported. Look, it’s not me . I can’t do it. I can’t do it. I must win today. Where is the swing? The Angkor swing is at the top. It stretches out and spins. What’s wrong with this contestant ? The captain ‘s legs are weak. You are a wolf from the north. Wolves are afraid of heights . Who said that the plains you and wolves are not afraid of heights? The sheep are not afraid of heights when they stand out and come back. They are already scared. The “wolf from the north” is already lame in both legs and their legs are weak. Okay, the southern team and the northern team, you jointly decide on an event to bet on in the first round. Let me make a suggestion. Let’s make a gentle one first , but we can turn the number up. The Ferris wheel comes a hundred times. It’s night time, brother , so it won’t work. So this won’t work. We choose bungee jumping. We choose bungee jumping and go straight to the top . Bungee jumping only requires one person to jump. Do you dare, brother? Of course I don’t dare. I can’t do it either. He can , but I can’t. I don’t even know my blood type. How can I know after I jump? Choose one bungee jump. No, he said, choose that bungee jump . I said, I don’t even know my blood type. How can I know after I jump? He said, we are in the same group. Comrade , may I ask what blood should I give him? No , he didn’t say that you don’t dare to jump. He doesn’t dare to jump. Then it’s my turn. Let me ask. What if the other party doesn’t dare ? I’ll deduct points. Then you ‘ve already lost . If you don’t dare, just change to another one. It’s very simple . No , we’re going to bungee jump. Do you dare? Who else do we dare to bungee jump? Zulan Zulan is not Chen He. This momentum made people think it was him who was bungee jumping. Do you know? Yes, I also thought it was him who was bungee jumping. Is it true or false ? Agree. Agree . Let’s run. Do you dare to bungee jump ? Brother Naiwen, do you have to win the “God of Variety Shows” today? You do n’t have to be timid. Bungee jumping is okay? No, no, no. Then you have to pay a price. What price? We are also thinking about you. I don’t need it. We have the “Bungee God” here. Isn’t it true? Really, the “Bungee God” “God of Bungee Jumping” You usually go to the gym, so he practices bungee jumping. Yes, he practices it every day, two hours a day. He practices it every day, two hours a day. “The Little Prince of Bungee Jumping in Hong Kong, China” jumps over the Bank of China Building and jumps over the IFC (International Financial Center). He jumps over all of them. I live on the top floor and jumps every day. Every day I jump down the stairs. How about that community doesn’t have an elevator ? Anyway, don’t embarrass the northerners, okay? Keep wiping your sweat and stand up. Wang Mian, stand up. You think it’s related to your posture, right? I tell you that I don’t agree with bungee jumping. What’s wrong with it? If you look at it comprehensively, because the game below is a points system, if they want to be demoted , you will be deducted points in advance. You will accumulate one point and we will add points . Yes, you can compete first. We don’t know who will win or lose. You can only compete with the pirate ship after you choose first, okay ? I listened to you and demoted it by two levels. Okay, I have another question. I want to ask a question. It’s already difficult. If you lose, are you playing Pirate ship or bungee jumping. Pirate ship , no,
then no points will be deducted. No, it’s a question of courage. Courage, then I don’t bungee jump with a rope. Who of you dares? Your courage, this is very, this is very simple to say. We agree to deduct points , but they have to choose to do what they do, right ? No problem, you are really talking without any pain in your waist . Anyway, you don’t jump, right? No, whoever proposes it , who will jump? Zulan mentioned it. Zulan mentioned it to them. I have brothers around, of course I’m tough, then let’s go dancing. Dancing, dancing, dancing , dancing , dancing. I can do it at night . Music plays, and friends have been talking about it for a long time. It turns out that he is the “Little Prince of Dancing”. He is so courageous. I misunderstood that courage . It turns out to be a question of southern accent. It’s settled, right? If you lose, you can go bungee jumping. If you lose, you can play which pirate ship . Pirate ship , no, it has to be automatic. If you win, they will automatically deduct a few points . Isn’t it the next question that you have already accumulated two points in advance. Okay , okay,
if they lose, they also have two points .
Isn’t it that they have already strived for two points in this game that we haven’t competed yet. Strive for two points.