【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】第10期上：消暑特辑之全员淋水透心凉！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Today’s theme is a special summer cooling episode. We’re going to splash water on each other. Let’s go. “Little Gentle and Delicate” “Little Gentle and Delicate” should choose the left side. Starting off using the right hand. Be careful. What is this place? Wait, he’s coming. That’s even scarier. Everyone, have some melon. What does “have some melon” mean? No, it’s just that there’s one of those at the entrance— A cart selling melons. Let’s give the crew some melon. One for each person. Everyone, give a round of applause. Chao is treating everyone to melon. That sounds a bit strange. Is there some gossip? Yes. I invited everyone to share some gossip. Here, the free-range chicken is delicious. I’m treating everyone to chicken. Really? What about you, bro? Fish. Eat fish. Sure. What is Wang Mian treating us to? He’s treating everyone to a banquet. So it’s a feast. There’s fruit, fish, and chicken. You’re paying for all of it. Thanks, thank you, Mian. Alright, let’s cherish this final round of recording together. Okay. Today’s theme is called This episode, we not only have a female guest, but also a special guest. A heavyweight female guest. A heavyweight? Don’t tell me it’s Ma Di. A heavyweight? Don’t tell me it’s Ma Di. Ma Di? What a surprise. No way. Speaking of cooling off, of course we have to eat Zhenxi ice cream. See that over there? The Zhenxi magic phone booth? The special guest will call you. He’ll ask you questions. If you get it wrong, he has his own way to punish you. Alright, that’s it. You decide who goes into the phone booth first. I’ll go first. I’ll go first. You can’t see me And my voice changed Please, within five seconds Say three things Chen He often teases Deng Chao about What? Three things You want to ask him Are you sure? Does he know me better than you? They’re scared now I only asked for three You said four He’s being unreasonable He said he wanted three, but I said four Then there’s something wrong with you Please say Three people? That’s too many Correct Come on, let’s do the relay Please, within five seconds Thirty-seven centimeters What kind of question is that? He asked how many centimeters I’m taller than Wang Mian Bro, your answer was Thirty-seven centimeters Wang Mian I’m 1.5 meters Wang Mian I’m 1.46 meters Close enough Wang Mian is as tall as a melon Thirty-seven centimeters No, Wang Mian is Wang Mian, you’re out Mianmian Mianmian You totally deserved that, bro. Please, within five seconds Wait a second. How do I even have five representative works? Slow down. How did his head dodge so much? How does his head keep dodging? How does he dodge the water? He’s pretty good at bathing. Is this even hard? Hard. Very hard. Go ahead and wash. Finally, the hairstyle Old Deng is parted in the middle. Big brother is back from Sanya. Next team member, please. Go. Go. Why? On what grounds? Go on. Come on, Chao. Rock, paper, scissors. You’re closer, hurry up. Quick, you go first. Hurry, my heart hurts. Hurry up. You go first. Hurry up. Respect the elderly and care for the young. Hurry, rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper. Best two out of three. One round. Okay, rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Are you taking off your watch or not? Take it off. So annoying. You go first, I still need to take something off. I need to take something off too. If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have bothered with these decorations. I spent ages this morning fastening this little button. Help me undo it. You invite them. They’re calling you, He Ge. Then you go first. I’m not going. Let me take this off. I’m already undoing it, so I won’t go. They can’t get them to come. No one dares to come. Invite Deng Chao. Go. Take off your shoes too. Of course. Should I just take everything off? Sure. You play by yourself. What are you doing, bro? Bro. Let me through. Let me through. That was a bit too early. It should’ve been just now. Come on, I’m here. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Why do you have so few works? That’s cheating, not allowed. Is “HaHaHaHaHa” a fake reality show? Come on. Please name five more. Five more. You only did this your whole life You only acted in “iPartment” Wait, weren’t you told not to get wet? Correct That’s easy No way But you have to make up for the first time You have to make up for the first time, right? Make up for the first time What does that mean? No Make up for what? Can’t you figure it out yourselves? No No No No No No So cold How’s my hairstyle? Looks good Looks good, Chao I feel like I’m covered Am I covered now? The hairstyle is The hairstyle is just like the melon you wanted to buy I still have to answer Again Deng Chao, please Name five Jiangxi dishes That’s easy That’s way too easy What? There are too many Correct Spray me Spray me What about your current hairstyle? It looks like a split melon. Hurry up, go in. Come on. Double melon. This one. Double melon. Because I’ve asked you too many times. You’re too slow to react. I wasn’t angry at first. I was actually in a pretty good mood. How much powder did you use? Look. Look. Didn’t you say you wouldn’t wear makeup? Weren’t you not going to wear makeup? Come on, again. Say Deng Chao’s birthday. Say Deng Chao’s birthday. February 8th. Which year? Which year, February 8th? 1979. Is that wrong? Your turn. Come out, come on. Practice with me, come on. How is that possible? Wait a second. Is this how you’re going to deal with us? Don’t. Don’t stop. Come on. Come on, stand still. Don’t move. Come on, the button. Life remote control. No. Don’t mess with him on purpose. You haven’t asked yet. I didn’t press it. He was the one who pressed it. Tell me which one is the correct button to press. It should be this one. Pressing this one is correct, right? Then I… Sorry, I got it. Understood. I know. I thought you’d dodge the second time. Come on, let me ask you something. I’ll give you ten seconds to name my songs. Five of them. “Dead.” “Dead.” What is that? In your life, you must have sung “Happy Birthday,” right? I never released that. Ten. That new song just now. You can’t even remember the name, so careless. You’re not sincere. You’re not sincere. I helped you record a video. I helped promote you. Sorry, now that you put it that way, I’m actually quite touched. Come on. Five seconds. Tell me Deng Chao’s birthday. 1979 February 8th. What are you doing? You think I just press buttons? I really listened, I paid attention. How was the weather that day? The weather was great that day. This is how you play with this thing. Why did I even do my hair? Why did I bother with my hair? I even spent half an hour on my hair. This looks really nice. Alright, come on out. Let’s welcome Zulan. This is today’s special guest. Put it on. Put it on. Looks good. Looks good. This is completely soaked. Come on, let’s welcome Zulan. Welcome, Zulan. Welcome, Zulan. Zulan’s hairstyle was actually really nice. Yes, we were just at Zulan’s musical. Yeah, we just watched the musical. Yes, we just saw it. What’s the name of the musical? “Make a Name for Yourself.” What’s his character’s name in the show? The director. Director Zheng. You remembered, impressive. It’s raining. It started raining right away. Okay. Here’s the situation. Everyone thought this segment was over, right? It’s not over yet. There are still three female guests. Come on, let’s bring the remote inside first. Wait a moment. Hold on. Can we redo our makeup? Before the others come out. Please answer the phone. I’ll do it. Let me do it. Hello. Are you ready? I’m ready. Each wrote on their chest a single character to form a word. Cai Wenjing, I see you. Hide yourself. No, we both made eye contact. Go back, you go back for me. Go back. If you don’t go back, I’ll “spray” you to death. Hurry. On a sunny and breezy afternoon I said A sunny and breezy afternoon There are two characters on us Not just two characters You asked what characters we had It was an idea we came up with Do you still remember? Because in my whole life I remember it’s my most vivid memory On our chests were two characters A picture frame Open it Right, two characters Which characters? Two characters Two characters What were they again? I forgot, I really forgot Thank you No It’s the pose at the end You two put them together Yes, that’s right Turn around Show it It looks good when opened Thank you Thank you Are you sure it’s 3Q? 3Q The front of us is a famous painting The back is 3Q A famous painting But I… alright Wang Mian, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Anyway, you’re already soaked like this. I’ll just get a little wet too. Hello, Brother He. We also have some questions we’d like to ask you. No. Really? It’s your turn. Bro. We just now… …came. Wait, what does this mean? Please come in. Wait a moment. Can I go in? This move doesn’t look right. No, can I go in? I did my makeup and hair so well today. You guys film a complete one first. Wait a second. Otherwise, I really wasted my money. Sorry. Wait a moment. But… Girls, maybe just forget it. Forget it. Just kidding. I originally didn’t have much faith in your character. I wasn’t very confident. But now I think you all are really great. Very gentlemanly, right? And also… You just got friend-zoned. And we all welcomed you without any makeup. Yeah, you guys are so sincere. Why did you go quiet? My chest… I’m stunned, give it to me. I’m stunned. I have a question. Yeah, I have another question. Yeah, you need to go in again. Go in, come on. Please name the five flavors of Zhenxi. No. No. Avocado. And avocado, right. And Hami melon. White peach oolong. I answered them all. I answered everything. Come on, let’s welcome Wenjing. Thank you. I’m here. Hello. Next, let’s invite… The two of us together. Even showering together? That’s too much, isn’t it? Together. That’s how it is in college dorms. Come on. Excuse me. If it’s those extra-large buns, how many big buns can you eat in a day? It depends on our mood. Now it’s Chao and He. So if today, you’re really hungry, how many big buns would you eat? The two of us together, if we add He, maybe two or three. I can eat two by myself. She means big buns. Then I’ll have two as well. It also depends on the weather and our mood. He can eat five. I eat two, so that’s seven. Just two people can eat seven? Chen He is fine. Right. Please look over here. What kind of question is this? If that’s the case, then congratulations. You got it right. You did that on purpose, didn’t you? Zhenxi. Congratulations. Have you ever made things like shower gel? This contestant is quite abstract. Hello, everyone. Hello. Hello, brother. Hello. Was it your question just now? Was it your question just now? What question? It wasn’t you who asked. I don’t know who it was either. “Brain’s got bubbles.” Wasn’t it you? Who would ask how many buns to eat? Such a “dumb” question. Exactly. Yeah. Whoever asks that question is an “idiot.” Yeah. Right. Foodie. Come on, welcome. Welcome, Zhu Zhu. Thank you. Welcome. Do you usually watch “HaHaHaHaHa”? Yes. Yes, I do. Which episode do you like the most? I liked the last episode the most. I really didn’t watch a single episode. I haven’t watched any episode. I watched it. The last episode was Wang Mian and Hani experiencing a wedding. I came across it. What was the last episode? You don’t even know what the last episode was? You didn’t watch it yourself. Hainan. Welcome, Zhuzhu. There’s still one last guest. There’s one more. Chao-ge went in. Am I really this popular? Chao-ge. Come. Chao-ge went in. Come on, come. Guest, you can ask now. Hello, Teacher Deng Chao. Announcer. So polite. Hello, Teacher Deng Chao. Hello. Please say it. Your company. Be a bit gentler. It has to be. Teacher Xiao Wan. You hesitated too long. You can’t anymore. Sorry, boss. Sorry. Okay, any more questions? Please say it. Recently, Teacher Xiaowan in a variety show, what are the three stages? What are the three stages? Three stages… I know. Last Wednesday or Thursday, Teacher Xiaowan was trending. It was all A+. I’ve been following it. And the stage… As for the stage… The first one was by the sea. It was in traditional costume. And it was dedicated to her grandma, right? Grandma (maternal). Great, I won’t criticize anymore. I think it was really good. Let it go, I said it wrong. There’s a difference between “laolao” and “nainai”. In the south… Let it go. In the south, we don’t really distinguish. We do. We do. We southerners distinguish very clearly. Very clearly. Let it go, let it go. Not related. Not involved, this doesn’t count. Boss, thank you for your attention. See? My boss really pays attention to my show. What are you talking about? Do you care or not? What are you talking about? You talked so much that even the big brother got upset. Why don’t you start your own show? You guys should just start your own. Xiaowan Hello. Hello, everyone. Hello. Long time no see. Long time no see. Don’t mess around. Boss, I was wrong. I just splashed you a bit earlier. It’s okay. Hello, come on in. Hello, everyone. Welcome. Hello, everyone. Come, stand in the middle. Stand in the middle. Your hair is all sprayed like this. Yeah. How is it? Are you okay? (My makeup) is all white now. Come on. It’s fine, it’s good. Let’s interview about this. How does it feel after becoming so popular? Alright, let’s welcome Zulan again. Why did you put Zulan in the female guests’ section? There’s not much difference, right? Now let’s welcome Xiaowan and Wenjing. This is their second time here. That’s right. They’ve been here before. It’s Xudan’s first time here. Because she is… Yes. She really did watch. She really did watch. I asked her this morning. Of course she watched. So that’s today’s topic. It’s “Sister Wave” versus “Brother Wave”. Which show is “Brother Wave”? “Brother Wave”. A new variety show, let’s start one. A bunch of “white stripes in the waves”, aren’t they all the same? Alright, next we will… Today we still need to… split into groups. Pair up in twos. Zulan is our old friend. Let’s have Zulan pick a partner first. Pick a partner first. Just pick one. Go to the front. Okay. It’s very simple. Yes, this way it’s more objective. A bit more objective. Let’s skip these. These “dirty things”. Let’s forget about these “Brother Waves”. How about Chen He? Don’t pick me, I want to try someone new. Then how about Wang Mian? Bro, I don’t mean to reject you. But… Teacher Fan. Forget it. You leave too. I want to ask if there’s ever been an episode where they treated a guest like this. Because we’re pretty familiar, it doesn’t matter with you. We don’t stand on ceremony anymore. Except for gender, all my other conditions are basically the same as the female guests. No. It’s not the same. Look over here for a second. What’s wrong? It’s different. It’s different. What’s wrong? But here’s the thing, have you ever thought about it— Zulan, you have an advantage. Whoever you pick, that’s who it is. No. Me and Brother Zulan— I’ll go with Brother Zulan. The selection is done, right? Teacher Fan. See, it’s still Fan (Teacher). How about we call him “Big Brother” instead? Big Brother, can you call me “Big Brother”? Right. That’s a big difference. You don’t even know what we’re playing next. There’s a courage test tonight. Courage test. Wait a second. Doing this kind of thing again? I’m not afraid. That’s great. Who’s the bravest among you? I’m brave. You’re brave? Yeah, but I’m not smart. I’m not smart, but I’m brave. Are you smart? I’m smart. Alright then. I’m timid. I want to choose my boss. Because honestly, I’m not smart. I think my boss is smart. You’re mistaken. No. You two don’t usually interact much. People really sign with whoever suits them. We’ve only met two or three times since signing. Actually, I don’t really think that way. I see. Terminate the contract. No, you three should still compete. Compete a bit. Compete a bit. Compete a bit. I want to choose Chao. I want to choose Chao too. What’s going on? What should we do? I’m not recording anymore. Come on, let’s have a dance battle. Let’s have a dance battle. I’ll dance battle. I agree. Thank you, thank you boss. Thanks. Thank you. What a pity. Then we can only pick the best among the mediocre. We can only choose the least mediocre among the mediocre. Then there’s no need. You just… Hi, bro. Hello. Alright, congratulations. Chen He has met a new female guest. You guys Each one of you Stop always looking at me Why don’t you look at your partner? After teaming up, you haven’t looked that way at all Can we win, Chao? We will definitely win I think you’re pretty impressive We will definitely win The two of us have to team up Because Zhenxi has been with us for two seasons Sooner or later, the two of us will have to stand together You guys are really bad You can’t even answer the easy questions Zhenxi gave you Yeah, Zhenxi has been with us for over two years We’ve had at least dozens of cups How could I not know? It’s just that five seconds is too fast I didn’t have time to react Then I’ll give you another chance You have five seconds Name five different Zhenxi flavors Strawberry Duoduo, Coconut Latte White Peach Oolong, Grape Full And Green Tangerine Melon I’ve said this much already Aren’t you going to give us some? That’s great Thank you, Zhen Xiaoxi This coconut latte-flavored molten ice cream is so delicious. Right? It has three layers of rich texture. One bite and it bursts with flavor. Of course. And our strawberry yogurt ice cream is also really tasty. Made with 100% premium fresh milk, and packed with lots of Dandong strawberry pieces. The flavor is very pure. Here, you should try it too. Delicious, really delicious. So good. Alright, here’s the thing. Our next game requires everyone to pair up. You’ll be competing in reaction speed, agility, and intelligence. We don’t have any of those. You guys are doomed. I think so too. Right? In this area, we’re the strongest team, that’s us. The strongest, unbeatable. Let’s go. Okay. If that’s the theme, is it still possible to run away now? Yes. This is a lot of pressure. So much pressure. As soon as I heard this, Sprinkle salt How about we discuss it? Discuss Let’s talk it over I’m begging you Show some attitude What is this? Splashing water at each other Splashed on the face Oh no This won’t do This brain isn’t working, what should I do? I really like playing this Are you good at this? This reaction here I’m really good at it I’m the judge You’re really good at it I play You’re even speaking in your hometown dialect Everyone, please stand with your partner Only Teacher Fan is qualified I’m qualified too Stop talking nonsense all the time. I heard it. A signal, right? We’re all good friends, what are you doing? Then let me say something objectively. Cai Wenjing is wearing height-increasing insoles. So annoying. Wenjing, come down from upstairs. She went down to the second floor for a bit. Actually, for guys, their height is often misunderstood. Yeah. Everyone who sees me says, “Chao is so tall,” “so handsome,” How come… Because when we’re filming, us guys are often like this. Yeah. Right. Then, like, “How are you?” And then we have to say goodbye. Okay, goodbye. Keep this up. Keep this up. And then like this. Let’s go. You two go ahead. Sometimes we even have to jog a bit. Yeah. See you later. That’s not how I act in scenes. If I do that, the camera can’t even catch me. Okay. The next game is very simple. Xiaowan, you might have to work a bit harder. Because everyone else definitely knows how to play. Only Chao might not understand the rules. You’ll need to explain it to him. I’m doomed. What are you looking at? I really don’t know how. Chao didn’t even understand the rules. Just eliminate one right away. That’s a foul, stand up again. Go there by bicycle. Go there on your own. Horizontal bar? I misheard again. Okay. This game is very simple. I played it with Xiaohua yesterday. Really. She bought a new set of cards. There are all kinds of patterns on the cards. Flip one over. Then you flip another one. It has to match the previous one. The same. If you have it, you can continue. Whoever gets rid of their cards the fastest Let me tell you, I’m really good at it now. Here’s how it works. You and your partner sit on one side. Your opponents sit on the other side. Pick someone to come forward. They’ll play against someone from the other side. Play rock-paper-scissors. If you win, the person next to you throws water. On the losing side, you can use something from the table to defend yourself. What does that mean? No, that’s a bit… You’re making it a bit complicated. Just: win and throw, lose and block. Got it. Let me repeat it for you. The two of us are opponents. There are four people, right? Right. You. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Okay, if I win, I throw water. Right. She blocks. So smart. Chao, you’re so smart. Really clever. Great explanation. You don’t have to flatter me so much. No, really, that was awesome. I also think it’s a bit weird. There are three rounds in total. Each win gets one point. The first team to ten points wins. Who goes first? Girls, do “black and white match.” Okay, ready, go. Brother Fan, the girls are matching in black and white. The girls are wearing black and white. You sit down, bro. Bro, you sit down. Let the girls go. Bro, you sit down. I’m confused by this. Then you… Best friends, match up. Let’s do it together. Then let’s do it together. Okay. You guys go first, then. Alright. Rock, paper, scissors, your turn. I’ll block for you. Splash. If I win, you splash. If I lose, you block. Right. Put it there. Let me try. Okay. You might get “splashed” today. Warm water. So thoughtful. Thoughtful. Alright, are you ready? Ready. Look at the veins on big bro’s hand. They’re all popping out. I’m really good at this. I’m the judge. Ready. Wait, what are you doing with that? That needs to go over there. Come on. Start. Rock, paper, scissors. You’re messing around. You’re messing around. You’re messing around. You’re messing around. What are you splashing for? What are you splashing? What are you splashing for? Sorry. No. I forgot to say sorry. This game I really like being the judge. Whoever wins, I just… I’m really good at this game. I’m the judge. Was I splashing you, right? That one just now When I lose, you help block for me. When I win, you help me splash. Sorry. Splashing randomly. I always want to splash the loser, sorry. Messing around. You’re messing around. It’s one to zero now, right? It’s starting, Julian. Come on. Wenjing, hold this basin tight. He just took your basin away. Come on. Three, two, one. What are you doing? What happened to my partner? We were having a water fight. Why did you slap me? I don’t know what’s wrong with you either. I splashed Wang Mian, why did you stand up at the same time? Sorry. Wenjing was able to come back to “Hahahahaha”. It’s because last time on “Hahahahaha”, she had a good impression. Now it’s a nightmare. Wenjing can definitely do it. No need. Bro, that’s not it. Getting too worked up is really bad for your health. With this game, I really… I always end up splashing the wrong person. Let’s switch. Switched. This time, splash him. Time for revenge. I know. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. You didn’t splash Wenjing at all. So impressive. Athletes really are different. Rock, paper, scissors. Brother Zulan is unbeatable. Rock, paper, scissors. Scissors, paper. Let’s go. He’s here by himself. It’s not bad, right? It’s good. Do you think it’s good? Really. I saw him. I actually feel sorry for him, okay? I even feel embarrassed. I’m your opponent, but I sympathize with you. It’s fine, go ahead. Go ahead. Mianmian, try a bit harder. Win one round. No more letting you win, not this time. Seriously, don’t let them win. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Paper. Splash. Splash. Even stabbed their own teammate. Splash. I’ll give myself another hit. Sorry. Wenjing thinks he didn’t get splashed enough. Sorry. Sorry. I really am… Please don’t scold me, everyone. I’m just a bit slow to react. There’s something wrong with my left and right brain. It’s okay. If the audience doesn’t scold you, I will. Looks like the game is over. Nine to three. How about we switch? Then let’s switch. Come on, let you try it. Do you want to switch? No. No. I’ll play this. Let me get my revenge. Rock, paper, scissors. You’re amazing. That was a quick reaction. Bro, how did you do that? Sorry. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Mianmian. Mianmian. At least you blocked the last one. King of reactions. Big hero. Alright. Wang Mian, you’re reliable. The match is over. Is it over? It’s over. You still want to play, bro? You two are still happy. It’s your turn soon. Let’s see how you two do it. So intense. Come on. Wait a second. I want to ask something. If he loses… If the other side loses, I should splash. If the other side loses, we should splash. I should splash. It’s over. It’s not over. Let’s confirm. Let’s keep our voices down, don’t let anyone see us. He Ge I’m counting my own tools here. A basin and a ladle. A basin and a ladle. If I lose, I’ll block him. I’m talking over here. Are we splashing or defending? Actually, the best defense is offense. What if we win? I’ll use this side to block. I feel like this side… Look at Wenjing’s lipstick. She ate it. Bite this to protect yourself. This defense is pretty good. Come on. Do you still remember that? The two of us are talking about this. If I say this, then it’s this. For the two of us, this is this. This is this. This is this. What are those two doing? Then those two girls will be even more confused. Do you know? Stick, tiger, chicken Stick, tiger, chicken—do you know? The stick hits Stick Tiger The stick hits the tiger The tiger eats the chicken Chicken Bug Why is there a bug, too? Stick, tiger, chicken So who gets the stick? Bug Bug Bug beats stick That was the fastest reaction yet Here we go Got it? Okay Let’s try Come on First round is starting, everyone Let’s get the energy up Alright The two of us will say this This is this This is this This is this This is this I won You won, I should do that Splash Couldn’t react in time, right? Won I should do that You won I should do that Splash I won No I won She has to splash him So close, but still can’t splash it. Try again. One, two, three. The two of us are talking about this. This is this. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. A bit late, sorry. Did I win? Yes, you won. But I suggest you two explain the rules to your partners again. Look. Rock, paper, scissors works. You can understand rock, paper, scissors, right? Yes, I can. Yes, really can. Rock, paper, scissors. Ready. Okay. Does the last round count as my win? No, it doesn’t. We hadn’t started. Come on. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock. Wait a second. I can’t see. I can’t see. You two are way too nervous. Zhuzhu, it’s fine. Relax. Relax, it’s no problem. Come on. Rock, paper, scissors. Paper. Go. Go. Go where? Sorry. Go where? You won. Sorry. Boss, give me a chance. Go! I told you to go, why didn’t you? I’m going. Give me a chance. I didn’t get it right, now I understand. No, I just wanted to win. That’s the desire to win. I’m responsible too. That’s what she’s thinking. It feels like someone is “chasing” you. Go. Come on. Rock, paper, scissors. Okay. Why are you panicking? You splashed it on yourself. Who won? Who won? No matter who wins or loses between them, With your strategy, the win or loss always goes to the other side. Rock, paper, scissors. Splash. Why did you splash it upwards? Even the drone got knocked down. Okay. How is it? Okay. Again. Rock, paper, scissors. Splash. How is it? Paper. Paper. Alright. Paper. Paper. Okay. Paper. Sorry. Sorry. I won just now, right? No, it was a tie. It was a tie just now. It’s a tie. We splashed so much I can’t even tell who won. Come on. Rock, paper, scissors. You splashed, Xiaowan. What’s wrong with you? Then what’s wrong with you? Sorry. Sorry Why Why did I win, but she got splashed? Who won? We won You didn’t splash Rock, paper Rock, paper, scissors Rock, paper, scissors Are you good at this? This rock-paper-scissors Should we switch it up? We can switch Almost won It’s seven to two Seven to two, we’re behind now We have seven We have two Why do we only have two? I’m really good today Rock, paper, scissors Come on Rock, paper, scissors What’s going on? He doesn’t know who to splash He Ge’s reflexes are pretty good Agile Very quick reflexes Come on Let’s do one without defense No defense, come on No defense How about it? Doesn’t care about us at all Yeah, block like this Come on Okay, let’s go Let’s dodge ourselves Rock, paper, scissors I choose scissors They don’t care about anything anymore. Rock, paper, scissors. I lost again. Won. Rock, paper, scissors. Won again, bro. It’s a tie. Tied. Rock, paper, scissors. Surpassed. One point ahead. Match point. That hurts. One point behind. Rock, paper, scissors. Win one round. Paper. Tie. Hit him. Hurry, splash it. You’re really cold, aren’t you? Why do you keep looking at me? I’m worried she’s too cold, should we…? Bro, take it easy. Look at that slipper. Hurting the enemy a thousand, but losing eight hundred yourself. So unlucky. I thought Bro Chao would… …pull off a big move in front of me or something. Master of fake moves. Loser. Sorry for coming late to the rescue. Bro Chao. Why? It’s not that bad. Just now, your… That split you did… The fork is really wide open. It’s especially, especially good. Let’s use it in our finals. Yes. Add this in. Add it in. Yes, that’s right. Wait, Xiaohua. Daddy set a bad example for you. An’an, did you see that? Don’t do bad things. I think the outcome is already decided. We can wrap up this round. It’s good to value harmony. That’s good, yes. Alright, for Chao-ge’s sake as the big host, let’s call this game a win for Deng Chao’s team. Congratulations to everyone. You’ve found teammates as reliable as Du Xiaoman. Dependable and genuine teammates. Big brother is soaked through. You guys played this game so honestly. Not a single drop of water was wasted when splashing. Yeah, you call that being genuine? Let me tell you, when it comes to being genuine, it’s still Du Xiaoman. The interest is transparent and cheap. It helps you save money and worry less. For cash flow, go to Du Xiaoman. Every time we do a product placement, it’s always a bit tough, you know? What’s the reward? If we win, we’ll go eat right away. Okay. The winners get to order the food. The others can’t order, that’s it. Come on, let’s eat. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s wash up first. Come on, let’s go. Let’s go. Time to eat. Are we really just eating, that simple? Do we need to take a car? Let’s walk for a bit first. I don’t want to go first. What’s wrong? What are you doing? Why? First, second. Is there any special rule about this? We’re brave. What is there to be afraid of? Alright, come on. Why are you so nervous? Pick one of these two teas. Longjing, I guess. You chose Longjing, right? Okay. Alright, it’s fine now. Have a seat. That’s it. There’s nothing to be afraid of, then. What are you doing? No one dares to come up. Next. Teacher Fan. That’s him. Partner. My partner. Teacher Fan. Take a guess. Between Longjing and Jingshan tea, which do you think Chen He will choose? Which one will he pick? He would choose Longjing. Because he knows this one. Longjing comes from Zhejiang. It was an instinctive reaction, the very first instinct. What did you guess? Jingshan tea. He didn’t ask. Didn’t he just ask me this question? Then forget it. Next. Hehe. Hehe is here. Do you think Teacher Fan would prefer Longjing, or Jingshan tea? I don’t even know what Jingshan tea is. Longjing, I guess. Okay. So, could it be that everyone will choose Longjing? No one picks (Jingshan tea). It’s possible. Let’s make a guess. Who will come up and guess wrong? Between Longjing tea and Jingshan tea, which one do you like more? Jingshan (tea). Okay, have a seat. Do you know what kind of tea Jingshan tea is? I don’t, that’s why I picked it. I chose the unknown. Hege, we were right. I also picked the one I knew. I’m the only one who picked Jingshan (tea). That’s right. Why do we have to do this one by one? Then Wenjing, Longjing tea and Jingshan tea, which one do you think Wang Mian likes to drink? Wang Mian likes to drink water. No, that just means these two. Longjing tea and Jingshan tea. He probably drinks Jingshan tea. Okay, have a seat. You guys are right. You’re pretty in sync. Xiaowan. Longjing tea and Jingshan tea. Which tea do you think your boss likes to drink? I’ve never heard of either of these. I’ll pick the one I haven’t heard of. Okay. I feel like this one is fancy. Jingshan tea, right? Jingshan tea. Yes. How about it? Jingshan tea, a premium tea. The ones you don’t know always seem fancy. You never know, maybe it is fancy. Longjing tea and Jingshan tea. Which tea would you choose? Go with my first instinct? Then I’ll pick Longjing. Okay, have a seat. Simple. Simple. Chao. Between Longjing tea and Jingshan tea, what’s your guess? If Teacher Fan were to choose for Chen He, which tea would he pick? Jingshan tea Okay, sit down. No. Is that okay now? We’re leaving, right? Alright, let’s go eat. Time to eat. We’re eating already? Are we just having tea? What does that mean? He Ge is starting to think. That’s it, these two. Two lines. Actually, I like Longjing. Then why didn’t you choose Longjing? So which one did you choose? I picked Jingshan tea for you. No. He said you helped He. I helped He choose. Yeah, he asked me. But maybe they’ll all be counted as mine. Then one group for Jingshan, one for Longjing. What does that mean? Xiaowan and I are fine. What do you mean, now? Here’s the situation. The next game is a bit related to what I did earlier. There’s a punishment. No one can get off the bus or eat. What? “Xiao Rou Mei Ruo” What does that mean? What does “Xiao Rou Mei Ruo” mean? I don’t know. You haven’t even seen He Ge’s “Xiao Rou Mei Ruo” Not even once. And you still came to join. So you can’t just get off now. Choose liquid, not solid. Go for water, something soft. Soft. If it’s left or right, choose left. If it’s left or right, choose left; if it’s up or down, choose up. If it’s up or down, choose down. All the way down. Guys, my method is unbeatable. As long as you think about it a little, then come on. You can only play once you arrive. Let me give you a brief training. I’ll quickly explain a general, very abstract concept. It’s not very concrete. Everything you choose should be chosen in the direction of “small, gentle, beautiful, and weak.” “Small, gentle, beautiful, and weak.” And remember, white is the most “small, gentle, beautiful, and weak.” Black is the biggest. The biggest, the most opposite. Understood. If it’s left or right hand, choose the left hand. Because most people are right-handed. Okay? Understood. No problem, right? Understood, Teacher Chen. Okay. Okay. Alright. Now I’ll start asking a question. What we’re comparing is, for example, if we leave them out for a while, which one melts more easily. Rice noodles just turn into a mush. If you want to talk about rice noodles from a certain place and rice vermicelli from another place, No, you can’t think about it like that. That’s not the right way to look at it. He Ge, do you want to go over this again? For example, just now with rice noodles and rice vermicelli, Usually, rice vermicelli is a bit thicker. Yes, thicker. Right? Rice noodles are thinner. You need your immediate, first reaction to think about this question. Got it. Then I think rice vermicelli is softer. Rice noodles are firmer. It depends on how long you cook them. You can’t think about it that way. Right? Understood. You can give another example. Lao Deng, give us another one. Why? That small one. Because it’s small, beautiful, and sweet. There are also large Manai grapes. It’s sweet. Is it even sweeter? But we are “small, gentle, beautiful, and delicate.” Who sets the standard for the answer? Usually, the answer comes from our “professor.” Professor. Professor Chen. Manai grape. See? We won. Why? Why? Because it’s Manai. Just hearing it Just hearing it sounds beautiful. Yes, that’s what I said. It still has artistic value. What about Wonderful Moments and Zizai Zhenxi? Wonderful Moments. Because wonderful moments don’t happen every day. But no matter what, I will always choose Zizai Zhenxi. Zizai Zhenxi. Zizai Zhenxi, right. Even if it’s wrong, I would still choose Zizai Zhenxi. Yes, only Zhenxi can give us wonderful moments. Stop making excuses. This game is really brain-draining. Are we there? This place is huge. We’ve arrived at the restaurant. Let’s get out one by one. In order? No, it’s up to you. Why one by one? Are we supposed to choose something? Yes, it’s time to choose. The first person can get out now. I’ll go first, then. Give us a hint, bro. Bro went down again. Sit. Okay, Teacher Fan. The rule for this round, which is a tacit understanding test, is you must completely predict the next person’s action. You just focus on making predictions. And if your prediction is wrong, everyone has to get back on the bus. We need eight people in a row to get it right. Only then can we go eat. Okay. Alright. My first question is, Teacher Fan, please predict who will get off next. I’ll get off first, then. I’ll go first. Chao. Okay, next. Next person. That was fast. Who wants to go next? Ladies first. Alright. A lady, please. You promised you wouldn’t go. I’ll go, then. Good luck. You go ahead. Okay, good luck. Go for it. You can do it. We need to mix things up a bit. Alright then. They told me to keep it up. I don’t know why I need to keep it up. Alright, go back. Go back. What is this? Go back. I want to go back. Teacher Fan, please explain the rules to them. I’m leaving. Why do I have to go back? That’s it. This is very simple. Choose who gets off next. The first one, right. Guess who will get off next. You guessed right. He guessed wrong. He has to get back on. It’s over. All must be correct. All must be correct. This isn’t easy. Then just follow what we did earlier. Let’s go in the same order as before. Wait a moment. Let me check the current seating order. Three, four, five, six, seven. Eight people. Three on this side, five on that side. It can’t be this question. Hurry and get off. It can’t be this question. It can’t be this question. Hurry and get off. Yes, it will definitely change. No, they can hear us. Then let’s not discuss it. Switch the cards. Don’t talk, use gestures. Okay. Anyway, I’m the last one. If this is the question, then I’m the last one. If you count like this, one, two, three, four, I heard everything you said. You’re dragging this mic. I know. I mean, if it’s this question, Eavesdropping makes you a “dog”. If not, then hurry up and go down now. No, Chao. No, right? Wait, I think it’s that thing. It’s the boarding order. Right, let’s just follow the boarding order. The boarding order. Boarding order, I’m first. Then you go. I’m second. Who has good eyesight? Take a look. Welcome, Zulan, have a seat. You know the rules now. Teacher Fan explained, right? Explained a little. Not too clear. This is a prediction game. You have to predict correctly what the next person will do. I’ll ask you about this action. For example, I’m going to ask you now, now there are four spots: one, two, three, four. You predict which spot the next person will sit in. If you predict correctly, then call the next person. You need eight people to get it right in a row. Then everyone can eat. He’s asking where the next person should sit. Where does the next person sit? Right. Yes, the next one. Where in this row should they sit? Which seat in this row? It’s the seat on that stool. Which spot? How can you hear that? I can sense it. It’s one, two, three, four. I feel like the big brother will come back. Okay, Teacher Fan, please sit. Go back. Everything you choose should be chosen in the direction of “gentle, soft, beautiful, and delicate.” Remember. The four words: “gentle, soft, beautiful, delicate.” It’s impossible to guess like this. It can’t be coordinated. Here. Okay, next. I’ve already said it. You’ll guess Chao. You also guess Chao. I’m telling you. Every question is different. Is it about which seat to take? What kind of question is that? Wait, I’m getting angry. Which seat to take, right? It was that just now. But the next one will be different. Is it about sitting to your left or right? Yes. Then why doesn’t this guy sit on the left? Why didn’t you choose the left side? “Xiao Rou Mei Ruo” should pick the left side. That’s right. According to “Xiao Rou Mei Ruo”. But this “Xiao Rou Mei Ruo”… It’s really hard to do that. Because the question itself is wrong. Just be a bit more careful. Then sit over there. If you have to pick something on the table, choose the left side. This is a simple… …attempt. Let Chao go. I’m angry. Open the door. Open the door. It’s right now. Angry. Eavesdropping on us again, aren’t you? No, I’m not. You definitely are eavesdropping again. I didn’t even change the question. You didn’t change the question? No, I didn’t. I’ll give you the exact same question again. It’s just too stuffy in the car. So stuffy, so noisy. Let me ask you a question. Make a prediction. The next person, There are four seats now: one, two, three, four. Which seat will they take? Which seat will the next person choose? Three, right? Which three? You’re number two. This counts as one, right? Yeah, that’s one. Between one and two, I guess. Closer to two. Two is you. Closer to… One, two, three. Closer to three. Closer to three, right? So, a bit less than four, a bit more than three. That’s your prediction, right? Okay, next. Let me try. Be careful. Go ahead. Right. Left mouth. Come on, Mianzi. Success. Got one right. Got one right. Correct. How did you get it right so quickly? How did you figure out the answer? I saw the hand signal. At this point, it could mean that Which side does this belong to between you two? It would be best if the two of them could sit together. So if it’s Wang Mian’s side, Where do you think they would sit now? Then choose to sit on Wang Mian’s left. If it’s “gentle and delicate,” Okay. Here’s the situation, Mianmian. My question is, Right now, you have two seats left, left and right. The next person to get off, Which seat will they take? The next one. First, it’s easy to decide where they sit. You block that seat completely. The next one will definitely sit here, trust me. That’s for sure. Why? Because we already discussed it on the bus. You’ve already checked, right? Then sit over there. But let me tell you, Technically, there should be three left. Next, next, and it’s done. It’s fine. Anyway, just guess where he’ll sit. He’ll sit here. Right next to you, right? Yes. Okay, that’s fine. Next. Next. Next. Next. Who’s next? I’ll go. You go. Because I’m his partner. It’s over. Wenjing. It’s over. Black hole. Should I go back? No. Very good. No, come here. No need to go back. Yes. Sit. Sit. Yes. Got it. Just savor it, you know. Yes. Sit. Don’t be so close. If we’re not close, there won’t be any seats left. What’s wrong? Did I break the rules? The prediction is he’ll sit next to Wang Mian. This isn’t even next to it. Is there something wrong with your eyesight? Alright, actually the next person will definitely sit in this seat. Passed. She clapped. Now Wenjing will predict the next one. I’ll predict the next one. Next one. You predict the next one. When getting off the car, is it the left foot that touches the ground first or the right foot? It’s over. Here we go again. Left foot. Passed. Left foot. Left foot. We’ve already discussed everything in the car. Yeah. Say left foot, left side. Everything is on the left. Alright, next. What are they talking about? I can’t see. Actually, it’s just that getting it right on the third round is unreasonable. Yeah, I think so too. You know? Getting everything right after only three tries isn’t reasonable. Yeah. We actually need to try a few more times. To figure out their range and rules. We have to figure it out by trying. I can’t see, it’s too dark outside. So who goes next? If you want to sit, then sit to Wenjing’s left. Then I’ll go. Go ahead. Zhuzhu, it’s done. When it’s time, just say, “I’ll go.” Okay. Okay. Zhuzhu is here. Success. Success. Come on, Zhuzhu. We won. We won. Won again. So angry I could die. No. Same, ask the same question. Ask you who the next person to get off is. Who is it? Who is it? You just guessed me. You just guessed me. Cheating, starting to cheat now. This is kind of cheating. No, I didn’t cheat. That’s too much cheating. Next, me. Leave this question for… I can do it, Chao. I can do it. Already figured it out, right? The next one should be… Xiaowan. Get off. The door’s open. Go ahead, you already saw it. Left foot. Left foot. Come on, Xiaowan. Wanzi. Sit wherever you like. That’s right. They will switch, they will swap. So later on, I think it gets really hard. It’s hard to guess anymore. It’s hard to predict anymore. So what about me? I’m still using my left foot, left side, right? Left foot, left side. Left foot, left side. What else can we guess? Just in case. When you go out, hold the door on the left. Use your left hand to hold the door on the left. Go down with the same hand and foot. Everything on the left. Yes. He might be on the table. He’ll give you something to choose. You must think of “gentle and delicate.” It’s possible, because I don’t know. Actually, there’s also this— They might let you choose. I’m worried they’ll choose the wrong one. No. How about I order the dishes first? Where’s the menu? Bring the menu over. I’m so hungry. You pick your favorite dish first. It’s over. Why? It’s over—there’s a trick to this. Wait a second. You pick one. Is this a question? You have to pick your favorite. From so many dishes on the menu. No way, that’s too many. That’s too scary. Then let the next person guess. No. You pick first. This is just too— You definitely prefer soup. “Xiao Rou is delicate and weak,” so the smallest one. Rice. If drinks count too, then mineral water. Yes, I think mineral water is possible. Mineral water. Yes. It’s also the cheapest. And it’s white. Right. Alright. The purest. The cleanest, and it’s transparent. Or maybe peanuts? Peanuts are so hard, bro. Peanuts are hard. Peanuts are expensive. How could he… If he comes down and says, “Your favorite dish,” he would think of a bottle of water. If you look at this whole page, if you had to pick one, which would you choose? Right? Then I’ll mark it too. Alright, right? Okay. What is it? Okay, here’s the thing. The person coming down later, I’ll have him order. Then you guess if he’ll check with a red pen or a blue pen. That must be “a mouthful of old blood” Definitely is It should be blue, right? No, it should be “gentle and delicate” Xiaowan should be the one to predict Blue It has to be blue Blue Blue Next They should be choosing something on the table now Come, sit down Zulan, come here Order food Order food Order a dish He might let you choose something on the table You must think of “gentle and delicate” Take action Good, very good That’s fine, you passed Passed Awesome Are you really this good now Or are you just pretending to be this good Really good We learned it, we practiced Yes We’re about to graduate, I’m telling you Next, they’ll order more food Guess which pen refill he’ll press That’s too much. Isn’t that going too far? Hey, that’s cheating. Why don’t you make one yourself? You made one with over seventy colors. Can we discuss this? Definitely this one. I think so. Light yellow. Yeah, it should be light yellow. This one’s easy to pick. This one’s easy to choose. Easy to choose. There’s really nothing to worry about. Light yellow, the lightest yellow. The lightest color is yellow. The lightest yellow. Yeah. I think so. Have you seen a movie? We can give him a bit of a subconscious hint. I won’t give him a direct hint, but maybe a subconscious one. Of course there will be subconscious hints. Yeah, the yellow you’re wearing. The yellow you’re wearing. Let’s stay like this, we won’t move. Yeah, smart. Subconscious. Okay, let’s do it this way. Right. It’s not a hint. But I firmly believe he’ll choose it. We can pass. I’m sure we can pass. Alright, that’s fine. Fair. Next, please. Next. I’m going. Why do I have to go last? So much pressure. Why did I put myself in this situation where I’m the last one to go down So annoying It’s so obvious Look at the menu Order the food Yeah Did you bring your reading glasses Do you want to use this to take a look Do you want to use this to take a look Bro, do you want a cushion This color is much clearer Much better Much better Pick one from these six soups You choose one Yeah Up to you Can’t talk Still can’t talk They’re fighting Fine, I won’t say a word all season Now you’re sulking You choose one Tomato and egg soup Nice, good choice Put a check next to tomato and egg soup Nice, good choice Slow down Tacit understanding test Only if all eight of us agree can we go eat. “Xiao Rou is gentle and weak,” so she should pick the left side. He used his right hand right from the start. He made a heart gesture. I made a heart gesture. What? What kind of heart did you make? Look, how did you make it so flat? Seventy-seven Can I eat alone, please? I’m begging you. Big brother, can you go film “Back to Field”? I’m leaving. Welcome, everyone, to Courage Test 2.0 “Five Hey Amusement Park” No way, I’m telling you. I can’t go in, I’m so scared. No, let’s go together. We can’t even get through the door, what should we do? I checked, there’s nothing in this room. Follow behind me and stand up right away. He hugged me. He kissed me. What are you doing? Get down from me. Get down. Come out. I’m begging you. Beg me. I’m begging you. Please. Big brother, I’m begging you. Who looked down on us in the first round?