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The agent below has a very ordinary relationship with me. No , not ordinary. And what about our relationship? A relationship, a relationship, a relationship. Hey, let me take a look who it is. Wait a minute, hahaha. Hello, hello. Let me introduce myself. I’m calling you. Hahaha. Then I don’t need to look at the words . Hahaha. Then this person is the atmosphere king in my mind. Yeah, I found that my friends’ excessive enthusiasm can make people embarrassed, because actually I am the more introverted type in life. Because Sister Cailiang and I have known each other for a long time, but we are not the kind of people who actively send WeChat messages. And I and Teacher Da actually don’t do that either. But Brother Di will take the initiative to ask me if I am in Shanghai, whether we are going out to play script-killing games, etc. But
I really need such enthusiastic and proactive friends, otherwise it will be difficult to maintain friendship. But sometimes, my friends’ excessive enthusiasm really makes me… I was a little overwhelmed and wanted to run away. What I want to share is my first experience of going to He Ge Chen He’s house. Oh, yes, it was when we just met. It should be 21 years. We were all in Shanghai Normal University. Then one day, we should have eaten until 2:30 in the morning, but we still felt that we hadn’t finished yet, so we always wanted to find a place to get together again. When we were about to leave, He asked me, “Hey, Mianmian, have you never been to my house? Although it was 2:30 and everyone in the family must be asleep , I was very happy because you went to a new friend’s house, which showed that your friendship had been sublimated. Yes, yes, yes, I was very happy to go with him, but I thought , just sit in the living room of the house, right? Just sit in the living room at 2:30 in the night? Yes, just sit there for two of you, keep your voice down, everyone in the family is asleep. I didn’t expect him to massage your feet. Hahaha. After arriving at Hege’s house, he changed completely. Hahaha, he finally came. Hahaha Hahaha, he instantly turned into a tour guide. Why bother facing you? He just wanted to share with you and was very excited. From the moment he entered the door, he pulled me reluctantly and said, “Look, this is my shoe wall.” Then he shared with me the origin of each pair of shoes. Then, reluctantly, quickly, this is the kitchen . Wow, you are so short. Reluctantly, hahaha, reluctantly, this is the kitchen, yes, reluctantly, I want to pick you up and see , hahaha, look, this is the kitchen, this is the refrigerator, you go in and stay for a while, hahaha, there is also a second floor inside , hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, he will even pull me to his doghouse, and then you guys are fine, you can sleep here at night , and then there are two dogs. You live here today, online love comes, online love comes, hahaha, why? Because your friends are very excited, so you were also very excited at that time, and your reaction was very excited. I said hello, I said I will sleep here today, the three of us , hahaha, but I think this may be okay, the worst thing is that it is already past 3 o’clock and the whole family is asleep, oh my God, Brother He pulled me all the way , I had no idea, Brother He pulled me all the way, this is the bedroom, this is the bed, this is my mother, hahaha Hahaha wait wait wait wait I have a question. Has Auntie rested? Isn’t she his mom? How could she sleep in his room? It’s Auntie’s bedroom. Then he said, guess where my dad is. Dad, he said, he’s here . Hahaha. Dad is here . Dad is behind me. Hahaha. There are guests at home at 3 o’clock in the night. I’m so happy. Dad
. Hahaha. Dad is behind me. Hahaha. Dad, where are you going? The two of them
started chasing each other. The two of them started chasing each other and then acted out the scene between us. Hahaha, I thought it was an empty bedroom and I just wanted to share it, so he pulled me in. I didn’t know either because I thought, how could he be pulled into a bedroom with someone in it? Yes, he pulled me in. This is the bed. This is my mom on the bed. Oh yeah , hahaha, it’s true. I need Auntie to tell you. In response, we can leave Auntie’s room now. I ran away in 2 seconds, hahaha. Then I said we can’t walk around anymore. I said let’s sit in the living room for a while. We are still walking around. Then Brother He might think that he couldn’t take care of her well alone, and I couldn’t take care of her well. Then he had a good neighbor who was also our mutual friend Brother Zhen. He called Brother Zheng at 3:30 in the morning and asked him to come over to entertain me. Then I accompanied the two of them in their living room. I was so sleepy and talked until 4:30 in the morning. I thought the story ended there. Brother Zheng’s parents also came and said to him, this is my mom , hahaha. In the next bedroom, at 4:30, I really couldn’t stand it anymore . I said I was too sleepy. I said brothers, I want to go back. He said, Mianmian, you want to leave? In fact, our two families It’s very close. Since you’re already here, don’t leave. He pulled me along and jogged. This is the living room, this is the bedroom, and this is the kitchen. He took me around again. Hahaha. The most exaggerated thing is that I stayed with him until about 6 o’clock and then I was leaving. Then he let me go on the condition that I had to go to his house again the next day to be a guest because he felt that you stayed at my house for too short a time today . Oh, and he said that he had a family dinner the next day . I attended their family dinner the next day . Then this was the first time I saw the aunt in someone’s house, the aunt who cooked and cleaned the house. She was fully made up and dressed to greet you. She had her hair tied up and wore a cheongsam . She was very dignified . Hahaha. I wore a hat and a sweatshirt. I said which aunt I was going to serve today, and I felt Haha, who are you cooking for? His greatest way of hospitality is that he likes to let others stay overnight. He thinks that staying and sleeping at my house is the best way for you and I to express our friendship. I felt that in the second half, everyone left. And then it was very weird. In the living room of his house, Brother Zhen pulled me and said, “Brother Zhen, I’m going home. Brother Zhen, do n’t stay. It’s okay. I can take care of you. Brother Zeng or Zeng Yi’s house, stay . Haha , every time, I’m basically the same as you. I already live very close to him. I live really, really close to him, and he still lets me stay at his house. Is that true? Sometimes, after everyone finishes drinking , when I wake up, because I’m the person who gets drunk the easiest and wakes up the easiest, then , um, um, um , I’ve heard of it, I’ve heard of it. I’ve heard of it. This is my infinite resurrection, my special ability of infinite resurrection . But every time I wake up, basically when I’m drinking with them, I’m lying alone in his house. Don’t you think it’s weird ? Hahaha. Actually, it’s just a short story. But I’m actually very grateful to have such enthusiastic friends because if I don’t have these proactive friends, it’s hard for me to open up. I have a story like this. Once, Qi Wei was making music, and she asked me to help her monitor the studio, so I went. I thought monitoring the studio was very simple. There are so many studios in Beijing, which one can’t I go to ? As a result, I drove very far away. She gave me an address, and then I thought, why does this studio have to be so far away? In this suburb, is it necessary to go to such a far place to record? Once I went in, I found that it was her house. I didn’t expect that when I got to the garage and came out, she was dressed up, hahaha , full makeup, just like this skirt The clothes are all ready, and it’s right there. Brother is coming. I feel very strange. I think, well, is it necessary? We are so familiar with each other, why do you still put on makeup? Then click, go to greet me, go to greet me. I go upstairs, just in time, click, I pushed the door and went in, and found that her husband Lee Seung-hyun was fully dressed . Hahaha , and usually they call me Lao Xue. When they get to this room and go in, they say, Teacher Xue, you are here, hahaha, bring the tune. We are recording today. I recorded it today . His Chinese is not so bad now . Hahaha , no, no, no, it’s still his, it’s still his , hahahaha. We only have one room here, just record it. You sit here and I’ll go in and film them. Wow, the whole wall is full of cameras and machines. They want to record, you know, they want to record , so please notify me, but he didn’t tell me. I came like a dog , hahaha, and then what’s the funniest thing, right? Let’s just They are recording in that way. They are in the car. Then his daughter came in too. She was fully dressed. Hahaha, mom. Hahaha, mom, can I go to bed first? Haha. My younger son is over two years old and is putting on powder . Hahaha, no one in their family takes off their makeup, right? Hahaha. Brother S is just like friends who are overly enthusiastic. Sometimes it does make you feel a little uncomfortable. Once during the May Day holiday, I went to a friend’s house in Yibin, Sichuan. When I went there, I just wanted to eat at a small stall and have some Yibin ren noodles. So I told my friend to find a Yibin ren noodles restaurant and we can have it there. He said no need. My mom has already made arrangements. I’ll take you to Yibin Banquet today. Hahaha. They have already made the reservation. It’s hard to refuse such a kind invitation. I might as well go. But actually I like to look for restaurants myself. I said
I’ll look up what the specialty of Yibin Banquet is. When I looked up, I found Tomahawk steak. Hahaha. I went to the hometown of Yibin yanmian specifically to eat tomahawk steak hahaha. In the afternoon, I went to have another Yibin yanmian by myself. Then the next day, there was a tourist attraction next to them called Shunan Bamboo Sea. I said I planned to go to Shunan Bamboo Sea tomorrow. He said, Brother Di, don’t worry, I have arranged everything . I will treat you to a full bamboo feast then. I said, wow, a full bamboo feast. But there was a traffic jam on May Day. We were supposed to leave at 10 o’clock, but it was already 2 o’clock in the afternoon when we arrived. My friend was too enthusiastic. We ordered the dishes at 12 o’clock , and they were all cold. The moment I opened the door, the dining table was a turntable and all the dishes were getting cold. Hahaha, my friend was a little embarrassed . Brother Di, brother Di, brother Di, this dish is hot , brother Di, hahaha, there is no need. This twice-cooked pork is still hot, hahaha, this boiled pork slices are still hot, brother Di, I think your friend should give you a circle . Come on, brother Di, put the circle on you Which one is which? Haha, then I was thinking, everyone has ordered a table full of dishes, so let’s just eat. Just as we sat down, oh, a woman came in with a mobile phone. For example, Wang Mian , it’s me, babies, babies, that’s right, today is a full bamboo banquet , ha, a full bamboo banquet, haha , this is bamboo shoot eggs , haha, this is fried bamboo shoots with meat, haha, I was really confused , I said what was going on , and I was too embarrassed to speak, and then a friend of mine said, hey , sorry, sorry , this is a private party, what’s going on? The woman was right, I was live streaming, haha, he said he was live streaming, it was inexplicable, so I asked my friend what was going on. My friend said, oh , because this restaurant is difficult to book, I contacted his boss , oh, I was going crazy, after the live broadcast ended, the boss came in, hello, hello, are you Yang Di, are you Yang Di? This is our Quan Zhiyan , haha, in short , sometimes I want to have a private party with friends, but it’s that kind of uncomfortable and uncomfortable , but I still thank my friend for having If you have the chance, you can go to Shunan Bamboo Sea to have a bamboo banquet. It’s very good, but remember to put on makeup because there will be a live broadcast. Hahaha. Have you ever met such overly enthusiastic friends around you? I have a very deep impression of this . It was really in high school. It was probably my 16th birthday . Then, at that time, I thought about it and said, I would invite many classmates and good friends in the class to have fun together in that kind of party hall. Then there were two floors at that time . I booked the second floor. I was afraid that my friends couldn’t find the place because it was a bit remote , so I picked up friends one by one downstairs . Then a situation occurred in the middle. I kept picking up my friends, but I was not sure if my friends had called their friends . But if they called their friends and I didn’t know them, they came over and said, hey, who are you? I said, hey, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, I said I was upstairs , the usher, hahaha, called 10 friends upstairs and found that there were more than 20 people , but no one noticed it . It was strange because they might have thought he was my friend. They didn’t know me. I thought it was Tom Ford . I did n’t know those strangers. Didn’t they have their own business? Hahaha, they were really having fun there, hahaha, mainly I saw a 40-year-old brother next to me, hahaha 4040-year-old big brother, you are the top handsome guy level, hahaha, I said, I am a 16-year-old middle school student and my friend’s friend is a 40-year-old big brother , hahaha, guardian, guardian, and then the feeling was extremely awkward. In fact, sometimes a friend’s excessive recognition of your relationship will make you feel really uncomfortable. Yes , yes, hey, I want to say that we didn’t give you a cushion. Oh, I forgot about the cushion, right? But you can also make up for it. I am right because this cushion is used to support the bottom. I think you all said it well. You don’t need support. You can come. Xue Zhiqian, no, hahaha, Xue Zhiqian, Xue Zhiqian, do you want to say, Xue Zhiqian said, hey , come on, you say it, I think, Wang Mian, you, I’ll give you one because when you were talking just now, your rhythm was very good, and then we could also get in between, okay, thank you, brother Zhen , thank you, brother Zhen, oh, this wow, hey, is it higher and more comfortable? It’s lonely at high places, this , hey , hey, Wang Mian, I think you and I just I’ve been doing this for so many years, and if you come up with another one, it’ll become a burden. Don’t come up with another one. Hahaha, can you still make it? Can you make it? Hahaha, let’s see the next one. The leader is here to show you what the ceiling is. Put a pad for him . Stop talking about it . Hahaha , so bad. This kid is flattering and overpraising. It’s too difficult. I found that some questions don’t need to be answered directly . Because it’s like this. I don’t know if you young people have ever encountered that kind of interview in your life , and the interviewer will suddenly ask you what your biggest shortcoming is. Then some young people will really say, I can’t help but clean up the workplace , hahaha, and just leave . Okay, then for example, when you are drinking, the boss suddenly comes over and asks you What do you think of me? The ceiling, the ceiling, hahaha, you asked the wrong person. You asked the wrong person, hahaha, Sir Wen. For example, hahaha Cao comes to you and asks you, do you think I look better in this dress or a dog looks better in this dress ? The ceiling, hahaha, the ceiling. At this time, I think you don’t have to give a direct answer. You can give a very confusing answer and then protect yourself. Because if you tell the truth, you may hurt the other person and if you lie, you may be going against your conscience. Hahaha, I have a case to share with you. In my previous job, we had a leader and when we saw a subordinate was unhappy, for example, hahaha Cao was unhappy, the leader called him over and said, “You can tell me if you are unhappy today.” Then he said, “Can I tell you?” Because I was unhappy with the big boss, that person said, today you can say anything you are dissatisfied with the big boss, all our words will remain in this room, and then that person was very happy and said it, and then the words really remained in this room, not a single word was missing because he recorded it, he was stabbed, he secretly recorded it, and then gave it directly to the big boss. I heard that you know , in fact, haha, Cao has been dissatisfied with you for a long time, you listened to this recording, and then fired him, oh, I learned a way to protect myself, my own way of protecting myself is that no matter what, you always say half a sentence in front of you , just as you said just now , oh, hang the other party in, oh , what do you think, haha, Cao, as you said just now, many clothes look handsome when dogs wear them, but he doesn’t look handsome when he wears them, hahaha , hahaha, wow, this is great, I understand, for example, if I chat with him, I say that Yang Zi is really annoying, just as you said, wow , it doesn’t matter even if it is recorded, push me here, right , well, anyway, you two are in the same group, hahaha, one person goes into the water, This method is very useful . In addition, I would like to ask the three teachers for advice because the three teachers must have participated in many movie premieres. No, no, rarely , hey, not once , not once. I have to say that he is looking at you. He is really good at q. The three of us haven’t filmed many movies. Yang Di has more. Yang Di has more . You have some more . In fact, movie premieres are actually very difficult because you are invited and then you can only say nice things. What good things can you say to us with your mouth ? Hahaha, so basically I seldom go. We are always at the premiere in Beijing . I am so happy that I dare not refuse. Then you dare not. Is this the reason why you moved to Shanghai? Yes, I also want to move to Lhasa. Hahaha, my God, hahahaha, sometimes you really watch a lot of premieres. The movies are really It’s not good. Stand up and tell me which one it is, on which day, and who filmed it. What should I do at this time ? I found that Mars Intelligence Agency is too difficult to record. Hahaha. Sometimes you can’t praise your movie. What should you do ? I found a trick. For example, haha Cao is sitting here. I can only use you as an example. Sorry, I know you can . Haha, then I think it’s good. For example, today haha Cao has a movie and invited me to premiere it. Then his movie may be very bad, but I stand up and say that haha Cao’s movie is very hahahaha. Hahaha , oh, oh, use it as an adjective . Whether it is bad or not is left to others to judge. Do you understand? Oh, if someone says ah, then he just thinks hahaha it’s bad, but I don’t think hahaha, it’s just very hahahaha. This method is OK. I’ve learned it . I should go. And I found that some celebrities and even some of my friends will praise the equipment in the cinema. Hahaha, are you sick? The sound system is great. The popcorn is fried. Hehehe, I found that as long as you avoid the important points and chat casually, you can avoid a lot of problems. I have indeed learned it, I have learned it, and I understand it. In fact, answering questions is indeed a skill. Otherwise, let’s test him on the spot and let him answer the question. Okay , test, stop. Let’s see how your on-the-spot reaction ability is. It doesn’t matter. Why are you afraid of offending people? Xiaofan, who offended people, please help me. Hahaha, let me give you an example, okay? Okay, there are so many powerful champions on the opposite side, right? King, if they go to participate in your wedding list, what place do you think they can get in your show , especially the Manchester United brothers, they are number one , uh, they will crush the rich , ah …, and it has nothing to do with me, right? The embarrassing thing is that they , uh, cut this part , cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, no, no, actually you can, hahaha, just as the Manchester United brothers said, they will crush Fang , just as the leader said , he will crush us when he comes to our show, hahaha, cut, cut, cut, cut , they will crush the rich, just as the leader said , hahaha , then I have a question, I have a question, please ask you why you are here because
the leader and I only met two weeks ago. The question I am actually quite curious about is, how much do you pay for one episode of this show , hahaha, God, what a sensitive topic. His price is very, the leader, my price is very, the leader , the leader, the leader, the leader, do you want to split It should be twice as much as yours . Oh, so you got 3 million, right? Did you also erase the zeros for it? Haha. How do you two know that the other person must be the same as yourself? Haha. Otherwise, why don’t you two tell me no? It should be that brother is messing with us on the opposite show . Haha. I’m still writing 3 experiences. He makes so much fucking money . Haha . Cao is confused and still giving money. Haha. Haha. Haha .
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Cai Ling wants to ask, do you think that Mr. Yu Minhong is as annoying as Mr. Luo Yonghao said? Hahaha , this is really true. Mr. Yu’s biggest shortcoming is that sometimes he is too Mr. Yu. Hahaha, just as Luo Yonghao said, and my opinion should be similar to Dong Yuhui, hahaha. Three teachers, we have all seen your various high EQ replies on the Internet . I often see you saying that Yang Di’s humor resolves all embarrassment . Hahaha, it seems that this marketing is still useful. Mr. Da Zhangwei can catch all the jokes. Even if it’s just a persimmon, he can make everyone laugh. Yes, yes, yes, absolutely, absolutely. Mr. Da, do you think that if you go to our talk show, will you be more professional than our judges ? I don’t understand talk shows, but I do . Haha. This is a completely true answer because I am a loyal audience. I love this and talk shows. Wherever I go, it’s my home , okay ? That’s it. Wow, it has to be Mr. Da. The judge is the judge. Perfect, perfect. Then let me ask the champion. Mr. Wang Mian, you are also a champion. The Mancai brothers are also champions . Which of the two champions do you think is more valuable? Oh, hey, just say the first one . We each have a partner. My partner is Xiaoji, right? I think Xiaoji is the champion because Xiaoji at least can’t speak. What’s the difference between this and praising the seat ? Yes, didn’t I learn this from you? That’s great. I just avoided the praise. That’s great , right? I avoided it . Haha, I want to ask Mr. Yang Di, you have recorded so many programs, which one is the worst? What’s the name of the program? Wow, this one you I said that last time you told me that , to be honest, I have really thought about this question. In fact, often times it is not the program that is bad, but the people . Then who is bad? Who? Who? What kind of people are the worst ? The people who make things difficult for me on the show are the worst . Ah, awesome . Aren’t you ranked fifth in Jinan ? What place do you think you can rank in? I should be able to be a mentor in Toyou. No, hahaha, no, no, no . Okay, let’s cut to this because I found that the mentors over there really like talk shows. We here are also at home wherever we go , at home wherever we go, at home wherever we go. I believed what you thought just now . Okay, so that’s what he said during the rehearsal. Who said that, hahaha. Last time I met someone who said to me, hey, do you know that you look like Da Zhangwei? How do you answer this kind of question? You are Da Zhangwei, I just don’t Know how to answer right. Then for this kind of question, have you ever had any particularly difficult questions before? No, fortunately, I haven’t. They were all solved easily. Fortunately, they are all okay. Haha, that’s actually it. But in fact, sometimes difficult questions are fine if we can resolve them well . What I am most afraid of is that when I go out, sometimes they interview me. I hope they will ask some difficult questions that I can resolve with my high emotional intelligence. But what they ask is, if you have an Aladdin’s lamp, what wish would you make ? Haha, so boring. I hope this question will disappear . Haha. When someone asks you a question, of course we want to answer him directly, but we are afraid that our so-called direct answer will become a means for others to stab us in the back. So I hope that when we communicate in daily life, we will use fewer means and more sincerity, okay? Okay, sincerity is the most important, yes