《五十公里桃花坞 第5季》EP4-14：徒弟急死师傅，徐志胜找许昕学习乒乓球，差点没笑死! |《五十公里桃花坞S5 Wonderland S5》| 腾讯视频
I’m officially open for business today. The class is open. I’ll sign up . Come on , Brother Xu Xin, I can also teach you a move during class today. What do you want to teach me? What do you want to learn ? You can smash “kill”. Smash “kill”. Pretend that I raise my hand a little higher and I throw it out like this . Smash it like this . I’ll hit two low balls first. Just do the movements normally, okay ?
Don’t use force. Then I’ll give you a high ball for the third ball , and then you smash “kill”. Okay, come
on, find one or two to smash “kill”. Just smash “kill”. It will be so cool when you get on stage. Do another one and prepare to smash.
Come on , you can succeed. Are you taking a small class? He already knows how to do it. I’ll use what you taught me. I played a game with her. The difference between after class and before class is true? Let me see where you went. Where do you shoot? Don’t be in a hurry. Why don’t you hit it in the middle? Just hit it in the dead corner. Otherwise, forget it and I’ll leave and pretend I’ve never been here. How could this happen? I just practiced very well just now. It was very good just now. I went to cook and buy groceries. Just pretend I’ve never been here and nothing happened. You are very good, you are great, and the teacher is also great. Keep working hard. What’s wrong with you? Forget it
. I can’t teach you . Let’s talk about it later. Let’s go buy groceries. Are you I bought the snail noodles here. You are going too far. This is not how you play. I am now being treated by you. I was a good , calm girl. How did you become like this? When I look at me, my face has changed. You all cooked today. Did you do it? I am also cooking . We make snail noodles here. Do you want to eat snail noodles ? Are snail noodles very expensive? Very expensive. Ten , fifteen , five. How many peach blossom coins do you have ? Five peach blossom coins. But this box is crushed and deformed. Can I have one less peach blossom coin ? One less peach blossom coin must be one less peach blossom coin. Brother , brother, brother , brother , please change the packaging for me. I want to buy this one and change the packaging. Yes, this packaging is broken. The inside is still good. There is no one but this one. Is this the only one? Please change the packaging for me and I will buy it quickly. How can I change it for you ? I can’t get out. You can’t change the packaging now, right? You can’t just press twice and it will work. Then can you give me a lower price? Because after all, the packaging is broken and you can’t change it. We will change it for you a new one later. Okay, no , no
, but I need it now . We are in a hurry to cook. Can you Can you give me two peach blossom coins for a discount? Go get it right away. Bring it back right away. But I have to pay now. How about this? You give me two peach blossom coins for a discount first. I’ll give it to you after you exchange it for my two peach blossom coins. Is that okay ? How about this? We’ll add one dollar and twenty (peach blossom coins) and I’ll give it to you . Then you owe me two peach blossom coins . Boss, your door is well exposed to the sun. No need. Let ‘s take two more things. Let’s take another thing. We’ll just give them twenty (peach blossom coins). Let’s see if we need anything else at home. If you really need two peach blossom coins, we can’t take advantage of you anymore. Then can you give me some scrambled eggs with garlic sprouts? Or some soaked beans. You can go down there and get some soaked beans . The soaked beans are okay. I don’t think I can afford them. This soaked bean is spoiled. I want to ask if you have any fresh ones. Big brother, can you change it for me with a fresh one? This one is also quite fresh. This one is not fresh. Look, this one is spoiled. Where is it spoiled ? Here, I’m so scared. I’ve brought this habit back to the real society. What should I do? I’ll ask someone to change it for you. Okay, why don’t you bring it right away ? How about this? You give me three peach blossom coins for a discount first. I have just I ‘ll give you twenty. I’ll take this away first, and then when you bring it to me fresh, I’ll give you peach blossom coins, okay? I owe you five peach blossom coins now , okay? Teacher, let me see which part is bad. Tofu is a soy product. Yes , you see, it’s all bad. Wenjing
, give him twenty and let’s go . Thank you. I stuffed fifteen (peach blossom coins) in. Is the food we eat here a conscientious meal? Yes, I’m “dirty”, but the rice is clean. You’re laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. It’s okay . No one else in our room knows where our food comes from . It’s safe for everyone to eat. You won’t have stomachache. You won’t have stomachache. I don’t know how you want to make your apprenticeship , but I made him a pendant. It ‘s so cute, but I’m missing a letter. I want to knit an “X”. The one I knitted that day is okay, but I also want to write a card , which is a card for apprenticeship, right? But that one is good. I searched and they are all very formal. I want to write one. You write a cute one and make it like your style. Let me think about it. Brother Peren, come and witness my apprenticeship. It’s very simple. They are all witnesses . Wait a minute, it’s very formal . Wait a minute, it’s very formal. Is there any incense? Let’s go over there and order some. Don’t stay in the kitchen . I think I ‘m worshipping the chef, so you have to take the seat. Brother Xu Xin accepts his apprentice, and Ouyang . Wait a minute . I thought it came up . Wait a minute . Go play over there first. It’s okay. It’s your pet. Brother Xu Xin accepts his apprentice , and Ouyang Didi’s apprenticeship ceremony officially begins. First, please ask your apprentice Didi to tidy up your clothes. You need to tidy up a little. Okay, Master
, you didn’t even look at me. Wait until you call me Master, and I’ll be fine. Next, we have three bows. First, bow to respect the master for granting the apprentice a skill. Bow up. Second, bow to respect the master. Respect the master. Taoism devotes all my knowledge to teach and resolve doubts. Bow three times. Respect the teacher and take responsibility for teaching me to be upright. The word “master” is a trust. The deep master-disciple relationship goes hand in hand through the long journey of life. Give the master a gift. Master, come. This is your gift. This is the gift I made with my own hands. I like table tennis . This one also has a meaning. This is “X”. Yes , master, you sit there. Master , you are a little bit out of control. Okay , next is the master’s part. The master will admonish the disciple. Since you have taken me as your master, you must always remember when to exercise and when to be a good person . Okay, you can tell me when
you need to learn something , but you have to tell me in advance .
I need to prepare carefully, otherwise he will have too many troubles. Thank you, Master. He wants to stroll for a while and do this and that. Okay , then I declare the ceremony over and applaud. And this one is one I wrote myself . You can take a look at it. I drew a pirated version for you. Yours is basically 100% restored, except that the hand is a little short. You can see that the hand is a little short, but it doesn’t matter . It is stretchable. Okay , you guys practice dancing. Okay , let’s go and play that one. It ’s so hot , but it’s very scary. Is this real? It ’s very scary. Yesterday, the two of us were almost flying when we were playing. I saw it. Let me try. You are not wearing a skirt today, are you? Pants are a fake skirt. You can turn anywhere, just don’t turn too much, but you have to hold me. How about it, it’s safer . Just hold on. Is it unsafe like this? Just hold on. I think it’s almost done. Okay , do you want to get on, Brother Zhou? I won’t get on. It’s okay. Don’t be afraid. Hold on tight and don’t fall down. It doesn’t look fast, but it’s actually quite fast. It’s not fast. It’s because there is a centrifugal force on top. You will feel like you are being thrown backwards. I want to get on the ox cart and have a look. Go . You can get on the ox cart to see what you want to see. Let’s go and see if there is anything to buy . Okay, you think , the three of them can also do it. Three people can play it . It’s that fast . It can be a little higher. So if Zhisheng gives us a push, it will be faster for four people to play. What does Zhisheng do when he comes ? Push it and twist it . And it will be faster with four people. Four people just let Brother Long come over. No, Brother Long can only sit with us in 650. Brother, you go up and play first. The two of us will push you from below . Okay, go and
feel it first. Brother, brother , if you are afraid, you say I’m not afraid. It’s not like that. What’s going on ? Isn’t it
the same ? Both sides are the same. Okay , push it, why are you so heavy? Push it, don’t squeeze me with the book . It can also go in the opposite direction. There is no reverse force. It ‘s not that the four of us will be fast. The four of you will be fast. Hold on tight. That’s it for now. That ‘s enough. You two should be careful to let go. The looser you are , the faster it will be. So fast, so fast. The looser you are, the faster it will be. This is too fast. This is too fast. A little too fast . Four people are going too fast . I feel like vomiting. This is fun. It’s fun. I want to ask, am I too heavy? Look, this wheel is worn out. It ‘s not that you are too heavy. You have worn this wheel out. Why do you still want us to push it down? Welcome today’s guest Zhou Yiran and the atmosphere group. Netizens say that you are the ceiling of youthfulness. Turn around and laugh at your dog. He doesn’t listen to you. Larry, come here . Larry, let’s go out and play. Dogs don’t trust me anymore after being cheated so many times. Welcome this episode’s guest , Gen1es Ouyang Didi. This is my first time here. Shouldn’t you be nicer to me and give me two? That doesn’t make sense. Tell me, I took five and he only gave me one . Isn’t that a bit too much? Here’s a three-way act of coquetry. How could you do this? You gave me five peach blossom coins, so why did you only give me two? Look, no one is dissatisfied . Okay , this is a lot, it’s already a record-breaking amount, you know? Then give me ten more (pieces) . No , give me one more at a time. Thank you , Gen1es Pailiu. I love you just the same, you know.