【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】第9期下：王俊凯领舞五哈《耙耳朵》MV！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
I organized a group purchase for everyone for a discounted skincare center package. I found two friends from Chongqing to join the group deal for this package together. There are no ugly men, only lazy men. What is this? Pigmentation, inflammation, and wrinkle issues are all visible. Li Naiyan You have some blackheads. That’s a big problem. Your pores are a bit large. Large pores are big enough to plant rice seedlings in. Ten Qintian could farm on Chao’s face. Rap is the best cosmetic treatment for men. Today, I’m going to give everyone rap training. You need to have that vibe. I’m under a lot of pressure. You guys are so tall. You guys are intimidating. Susu I’m never coming again. Who sings my part? I’ll sing it. You sing. We need one more person. Call someone else. Me. I’ll sing the next part. Listen to my wife. Then who sings Jing’s part? The first four lines are in English. I’ll do it. Okay, let’s go. Cool. Let’s listen to the rhythm again first. Okay. Let’s start from the beginning. From the top. He, are you ready? I’m ready. I can sing now. La la la la. Afraid of my wife, so scared, scared, scared, scared. Henpecked, henpecked, henpecked, henpecked. That’s how the family prospers, prospers, prospers, prospers. No one can take your place. I’m willing to be your accessory. That’s how life won’t go wrong. To spend this life with you. Almost there. Isn’t it not that hard? I need to listen to this a few more times. Obedience is your magic. Already gave up. So much. Yeah, melting. I can’t even memorize it. It’s already good if you can recite it. The rhythm he wrote is really difficult. It is quite hard. It’s okay. But it’s singable. With some practice, you can sing it. I’ll sing it with you once. That’s fine. I think you can handle it. In my eyes My wife’s the best My wife’s the best with her Without her It’s not “we out” Without her Will we end up working until six in the morning because of you tonight? Not finishing until six in the morning. No. No. We’ll be “dead” by then. Actually, in terms of content, I think it’s not complicated. Your part is a bit hard. You think it’s very hard. This is really hard. This comes naturally to you. But it’s actually very difficult. I get what you mean. I might be asking for trouble. Singing in English. Your part is really hard. Very hard. Chao You picked the hardest one. Isn’t it the hardest? The hardest. Hard. Very hard. His part is really hard. Don’t listen to what they say. They think it’s difficult. Because they’ve already been doing rap for a long time. For so many years. They already have an idea about it. But for you, you’re like a blank sheet of paper. Right. So don’t listen to what they say. Okay, I have my own style. Yes, you have your own style. That’s right. For now, don’t worry about rhythm or music. In my eyes That’s fine too. My wife’s the best Perfect. All I know is I’m so blessed I confess Do it again. As soon as you finish saying “blessed,” you immediately I confess is I’m so blessed I confess Yes. My life is a mess Right. My life is a mess Perfect. My life is a mess I’m so blessed I confess She’s my forever idol. Time for noodles. I’m going to eat noodles. Because there’s absolutely no problem. Really? Don’t listen to him. Don’t listen to him. And don’t listen to the one on the far side either. The one in pink. I can’t hear. How did it go so smoothly? He learned it. Chao has already learned it. Let’s take a look. Lao Deng’s English. Just focus on the last two words. Right. I’m sweating. Go eat noodles quickly. Okay. Go eat noodles quickly. I feel a bit sorry for you. It’ll be fine when we get to the studio. I want to listen again. Verse one. Observing life’s details isn’t just a formality. Nurture it with care every day. And not just limit it to holidays. When you get there, you might feel Blend in a bit more. Match the tone a bit closer. One more time. Susu The hardest part for me is how to sing these lines in English. Let me listen. So beautiful, so true. Save it only for you. Save it only for you. Right. Save it only for you. Take you wherever you want. The emphasis is on “ever.” I’ll just listen to it a few more times. I just want to wake up and have it be tomorrow. So, in order to cheer everyone up, I’ll dedicate a song to you all. What I want to encourage you is that what you’re taking on right now is definitely not an easy thing. Rap is something new. So all I can do is encourage you to take it slow. Here’s a song for everyone. “Take It Slow” Come on! Let’s get hyped! When I say “take it,” you say “slow!” Take it I’m a real MC There’s nothing I can’t do Everybody wants to rap fast I can do it too I rap so fast, so fast that I can’t even move You might not get that But you still think it’s cool Why do you have to rap so fast? Honestly, it sounds a bit strange Why do you have to rap so fast? To be honest, it doesn’t feel natural at all Don’t rap super, super, super, super fast Together Don’t rap too fast Raise your hands Take it slow Raise your hands up Let’s do it together Why do you rap so fast? It actually sounds a bit strange. Why do you rap so fast? To be honest, it doesn’t feel natural at all. Let’s sing together. Don’t rap so, so, so, so fast. Take it slow. Take it slow. Don’t rap too fast. DJ, turn off the backing track. Let’s get hyped. Alright. Shall we go to the studio together? Take it slow. Just telling everyone, don’t put too much pressure on yourself. As long as it’s fun, that’s enough. Okay. I have to face the challenge. I admire him. Because even though I’ve been rapping for a long time, it’s only in the past six or seven years that I’ve started writing lyrics in Mandarin. Yeah, Jing didn’t use to speak Mandarin. So what I admire about you is you’re facing two things that you’re not good at. I admire him. Facing the challenge. All I know is I’m so blessed is I’m so blessed The pronunciation is too perfect. I shouldn’t try too hard. Yeah, don’t try too hard. That’s cool. Yeah, both are fine. Afraid of your wife, not afraid of your wife. I’ll say it in Shanghainese. Sure. I’ll use the Tianjin dialect. Sure, that’s fine. My wife’s the best. Without her, Being a “henpecked husband” is an attitude—it’s being a true gentleman. But it can also be as fiery as street food. When I got nowhere to go, you show up, you show up. At every critical moment, Henpecked, henpecked, henpecked, henpecked. That’s how the family thrives, thrives, thrives, thrives. Being a henpecked husband is a happy fairy tale in love. We can start recording. Jing, your Mandarin has improved so fast. Thank you. I think in the theme song for “Wu Ha,” your Shanghainese rap was also amazing. I’m just getting started. I still want to learn your “lay back” style. Teach me, please. You have to listen. Move your mouth fast, but keep the rhythm steady. The beat is fast and steady. That’s the trick. Just like Aptamil, the top-selling champion. Proven ingredients, visible in five days. Proven ingredients, visible in five days. It’s something to be proud of. 99% golden results. Very stable, very reliable. Great reputation for the formula. Absolutely awesome. Self-protection as strong as mine. Your rap is really amazing. Hello, teachers. Hello. Hello, everyone. Hello. Hello. Long time no see. Long time no see. I think next, we’ll all have two different feelings. The first is happiness. The second is pain. It hurts too much. It’s okay. Thirty minutes should be about right. Thirty minutes. Start from that chorus. Who goes first? Who will show this move first? I’ll go. To record the song. I’m going in. Shouldn’t Kaikai go in first? What right do I have? No. If he goes in first, the rest of us might not get a turn. That’s exactly what I mean. So why should I be the first to go in? As soon as I see this stuff, I get excited. This really opened me up, I think. Don’t come in. My microphone here— Can it be a bit higher? But— I’ll do it. Do you want to record with me? It’s your honor, okay? To be able to record with me— I’m even “disgusted” by it. Hello, can you hear me? Hello. How should we address you? Just call me Cy. Cy. I hope the people coming in after won’t feel any pressure. It’s fine. This part is very simple. Let’s listen to it first. What are you singing? Yeah. There’s an extra word in every line. That’s creativity. Everyone shouldn’t sing it the same way. Okay? Okay? What I sang was eating hotpot. Can you tell him to leave? Cy, what do you think? I think this has a good rhythm. Right? See? People with musical talent like this, but it puts a bit of pressure on everyone. It’s just not in sync, right? They’re giving you a way out. Got it. Then I’ll hold back some of my skills. But in my headphones, can I not hear his voice so loud? In my headphones, I don’t want to hear Chen He at all. I can barely hear myself. There’s no sound of me in my headphones. Why is that? Because you don’t deserve it. Then why did I even come in? Yeah, you came in on your own. We’re doomed today. Can you turn to the first page? No, this is for singing the last part. You can turn to the first page. The lyrics on the first page are different. They’re the same. They’re not the same. Let them record first. Let’s come back tomorrow. I think tonight it’s just the two of them. It’ll still be the two of them tomorrow. There’s not enough space to stand. There’s enough space. Turn sideways. But it’s weird if I do that. Right? It’s just weird to turn to the left. Or maybe turn your back and then turn sideways like this. I’ll try. No, then I end up on the right side again. Look outside, actually Fan and the others… They already look really stressed. Fan, it’s okay. Stop doing crosstalk. Hurry up, let you guys sing. It’s not for you to talk. Is there air conditioning inside? They’re all connected, you can turn them all off. Turn it off. It’s already off. Teacher, can your microphone be like this? The kind that picks up sound all around. The type that can pick up sound from all directions. That’s difficult. Cy, why are you joining those two? Come on, get ready, let’s listen to the accompaniment. Show me the lyrics. Might as well go watch a game instead. Just like when you go to the football field. Hurry up. I think we should record separately. That AT. This definitely needs to be recorded in sections. Those two also need to record separately. This can’t be fixed. Can’t fix this. So direct. Can you both hear me, teachers? Yes. Let’s still record one person at a time. Record two people. Can’t mix it in post-production. Come on, okay, let him record. Anyway, we have to squeeze together. Okay. It can be fixed. It’s fine, it can be fixed. How about we shorten this song to just the chorus? Shorten it to the chorus. Actually, this chorus sounds pretty good. This song is fine as it is. It’s enough for a short video. Just up to the chorus is enough. We still have six more lines to adjust. I want to go faster. Of course. Of course, bro. When we’re watching here, I suddenly miss “Rap Peak Showdown.” Everyone is At least all rappers. Yeah. At least all rappers. I think AT we can record this in two lines. It’s hard for him to catch his breath. Right, keep the first part. Let’s just add a line to the last two lines. Okay. This take is really good. Okay. You really performed well, see? We don’t need to worry about the harmonies. This song is well written. No one can keep up. That’s my fault. But if we record it this way, we’re really done for today. This is already almost in. I’ve realized it. This is already after it’s almost in. I realized it. Half an hour. Half an hour. Spend this lifetime with you. Okay. Suddenly woke up. Chao is getting serious. Because I’m the “God of Song.” Hurry up, move aside. Am I done recording? Finished recording, I’m leaving, goodbye. Here, put this on. How do you sing this line again? It’s your turn. No one can take your place. What’s the melody? Did you just listen for nothing? You listened for so long. You listened for so long. Really. Are you really going to force me to sing well, you guys? Push him a bit. Push him a bit. No. Just let him sing the first four lines. Hurry up. Sing the first four lines, then listen to the rest. He’s mad. The most even-tempered person got mad. Young people get angry easily. The first thing Wang Junkai said when he entered the studio. Bro. Bro. Hurry up. You’re about to get penalized, wait a second. Sahara Desert. No. Bro is cursing you with the dirtiest words. Really. So disgusting. Come on. Come on, get ready. You were holding it in so long, huh? Almost. I almost couldn’t take it. Alright, that’s good. It’s fine. Let’s swap and keep recording the rest. Okay, now it’s the hard part. If he can do it in one take, I’ll accept a punishment. Kneel down and bow to me three times. That’s a bit much. I’m afraid you can’t handle it. How about this: just bow to me. And say, “Big bro, I was wrong.” Alright. Okay. Alright, get ready. That scared me to death. Why? It’s time for Kaikai to fight back. Hurry up, no one’s fighting back. Awesome. Okay. It’s fine. No problem. That’s amazing. Stop praising him. Not impressive. If you don’t say that, he’ll record it again. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Yeah, it’s pretty good. You keep recording. Keep recording. Come take a look. He Ge’s sweat completely soaked these headphones. He got serious. How do you all feel about it? Did you get any inspiration or anything? Xiao Kai. How is it? How much did you learn? “Crazy,” nobody wants to learn that. How much did you learn? Don’t just accept any job. There’s even this kind of show. There’s actually a show like this. This is going to be released. This is actually going to be aired. I’ll set an example for you. Yeah. Seriously. So slow and fussy. Such a simple song. They made it sound so complicated. Let’s do this take. Listen carefully. To the spot where he comes in. Okay? Okay. No issues with the later part. Let’s confirm the entry point again. Teacher Cy, I think when you count down three, two, one, you can tell them. It would be better if they start singing after three, two, one. Sure, no problem. Let’s continue. Making waves in the outside world. Right. In the outside world. Wait a moment. I can’t move right now. Big brother. Big brother. Big brother, what are you doing? Now you can yell back at him. You can do it now. What do you think, Chao? Hurry up. It’s dawn. If it’s not 2:45 yet, I definitely won’t let you wrap up. Don’t rush. Take your time. Take it slow. Let’s just get a bit more familiar with it. Okay. In the outside world. Making waves in the outside world. Let’s listen to that “in the outside”. In the outside world. Alright, let’s do it again. One more time. Okay, let’s listen to the one about being out there. We’ve spent almost an hour. We’ve only recorded the chorus for three people. It’s fine. Don’t mention it, don’t worry about it. Right, don’t put pressure on anyone. Dominating the world outside. Yes, that’s the one. Yes, no problem. Dominating the world outside. But turning timid at home. The state you were just in was actually really good. Let’s do it again, keep it up. Dominating the world outside. Okay, let’s do it again. Let’s go. Don’t put too much pressure on him. Dominating the world outside. This meal is from here. No, I… …ordered takeout. This meal. I’ll order one too. I want to order one too. This isn’t even about being healthy or not anymore. This isn’t healthy. This is going to cause trouble. This is for competing, champ. Aren’t you supposed to burn fat tomorrow? I want to eat. What am I supposed to do with this? We’re filming a music video tomorrow, you need to look good on camera. Just think of it as a bigger grain of rice. Hang in there. Recording songs has been tough. Have a Zhenxi. This is really delicious. I’ll help you use this benefit. I mean it. How can you take my sincerity… And I truly love eating Zhenxi, too. Beautiful. Do you like this flavor? Take a box back to New York. If in New York doesn’t have this, I’m not going back. Really? If you take a box back you’ll probably get rich. In America, what’s the most profitable thing to sell right now? Eggs. The ones on your table are basically like gold bars now. Did you know that? One costs three dollars eighty. Look. They’re like gold bars here. Gold bars. If you post this on your Moments these are gold bars in America. That’s right. They’re still warm. So when I finish this job and go home Honey, I’m home. Appearance fee. Eighteen eggs. That’s quite a lot of effort. There are four of us in the family. The little one takes one to school. My dad bought these eggs from China. All the kids go and when they get home, they can hang them up like this. As lamps. You, Jing, Christmas— My parents finally don’t oppose me doing rap. They just told me today that the show wrapped up really early. You were the last to finish this season. It seems like for me, with Teacher Huang, our finishing times should be about the same. Maybe even a bit longer. Xiao Kai, how are you feeling so far? I feel it was a bit rushed. Next teacher, Teacher Naiwen got it in one take. Big brother sang so hard his face turned red. Passed in one go. No problem, the padding underneath is very solid. That’s totally fine. We actually designed it to have this lower octave part. No problem, pass. Passed in one take. The first one-take pass has appeared. Awesome. Passed in one go. Try it again. I didn’t witness it. I didn’t witness it. Passed in one go. So what do you mean? Dude, that’s so long. What do you mean by that? Yeah. His time is also shorter than yours. Who said that? After you finish recording this, just record your main verse right after. Then you’re done. True. Otherwise, when you leave, you’ll still have to wait. Alright. We only have one section. The time we use should be about the same as when they leave. Yeah. The two of us, within half an hour, can say we’re going home. Sounds good. Let’s do it. Passed in two takes. Last two lines. Nice. The last two lines are done. I also only recorded twice just now. That’s what the teacher said. The recording teacher is right here. Lying with your eyes wide open. Alright, let’s move on. This one’s good. Okay. Quick. Verse. Should we go straight to the verse? Let’s just record it. Alright, that works too. Okay, let’s go. That’s good. That’s good. So cool. Done. Let’s go. It’s over. Do you guys want to come in and learn? What’s wrong? What do you think? Is it okay, Fan? It’s finished. No, it’s not done recording yet. We just ran through it once. That was awesome. Let’s try the beginning again. Okay, get ready. If you try again, you can try it like singing a bit softer. Okay. Right. Let’s do it one more time. Okay. Thank you, mentor. Very good. Don’t. This one of mine… Let me listen first. Because I changed everything afterwards. Okay. I think we can do it like this. The flow is fine. But you could make the emphasis a bit more distinct. So it has some ups and downs, right? Yes. So beautiful, so true. That’s good, this part is especially nice. Keep going, it’s pretty good. This is it. That’s right. I just can’t sing it. Then maybe just sing it in Chinese or something. For example, “take you everywhere” would work too. Everywhere. Without you, I’d be malnourished. It rhymes. Yes. It does rhyme. Take you everywhere. Everywhere. Okay. That’s fine. This line. Record three tracks. We’ll pan them center, left, and right. Make it fuller. Okay. He’s starting to arrange it now. Okay. No problem. Sure. No, Chao. Sorry. So we’re starting now, right? Sorry. I just finished practicing. Sorry. They’re already ready. Sorry. We’ll be quick, very quick. Definitely not faster than Chao. I know him better than you do, bro. Impossible. I swear. Give me ten minutes. I’ll finish in less than that. Even their arguments take ten minutes. They’re fast. We’re fast. Alright. Very fast. Fast guy. Can I reserve the next turn? Sure, go ahead. You can finish within these ten minutes. Just stay still. Okay. I’m already starting to forget. Continuously. Then you can remove what you can. Delete it. A henpecked husband is Okay. Being a henpecked husband is an attitude, it’s being an absolute gentleman. It’s the care you can feel. It cures all kinds of unhappiness. Okay. Alright. Let’s move on. This take is absolutely awesome. Come on. Alright. Alright. Okay. Alright. This one is good. You have talent. So cool. My next song, you help me write it. Okay. I’ll help you again. I’ll write it for you. Chao-ge Teacher Cy You can hear us, right? I can hear you. I have an idea. Next, Chao-ge might want to do a few more takes. To get a feel for it. But at the very beginning, you should already start recording. Because it’s very possible that his first take is the one. You never know. No problem. Let’s try it first. Just now, in all aspects, Chao did well. His performance was nearly perfect. The way he performed just now I think it was already quite good. I don’t have anything to adjust. What was that? We didn’t hear anything. The rap turned into a recitation. That’s not acceptable. This is very much rap. Now, our little design is that the first half, the English part, is not sung. It’s more like an interlude. I want to look cool. Just do whatever looks coolest. Then there’s no rhythm at all. That’s the coolest. So, that part I just did Can you try a different approach with it? No Now it feels a bit high-tech High-tech Yeah, he’s just using some tricks Actually, what you wrote gives me the feeling This is the most romantic love talk in the world That one just now It’s like saying sweet words to your wife Yes He’s reciting poetry It’s not rap at all Yes This is encouragement-based education No matter what, you always say it’s good I’ve learned to give more encouragement Okay, let’s do it again Let’s keep this I’m so blessed I confess she’s my forever idol Stop I think it’s all pretty good Brother Jing Brother Jing, can you record a segment with me? Can you help me re-record my part? Teacher Fan wants it too. Can you give some guidance? Teacher Fan Brother Jing If you keep this up, you’ll end up hurting him. What do you mean by hurting him? Hurt me then, hurt me. Isn’t that too much encouragement? Friends abroad all encourage like this. Actually, this is called “killing with praise.” This “killing with praise” really is… He’ll never see himself clearly. He won’t know where his own mistakes are. He’ll never know his own problems. He’s already getting arrogant. He thinks he’s amazing. Just now, he was sitting here criticizing you. He’s really not taking it seriously. He doesn’t practice. Now you’re sitting here, criticizing him with me. In the future, I’ll be here… Is it too fast? Fast. Can poetry recitation not be fast? No, there’s rhythm in it. When we get to the Cantonese part… Let’s break it into two steps. The first step is to catch that… That rhythm. After we get the rhythm, then we work on pronunciation. I’ll just watch for this gesture later. Right. Why does it sound a bit Thai? Your tone is off. The tone, the tone sounds Thai. The tone should be “it’s me, it’s me.” You can’t say “hai wo, hai wo.” No matter how you look at it, it’s me. It’s me. Sawasdee ka (hello) Sawasdee ka (hello) We all know how to sing it now. Listen carefully. Afraid of my wife, that’s me, that’s me. That’s right, that’s right. No matter how you look at it, it’s me. No. Look from the side. Yes, look from the side. The “wan” from “evening.” Yes. That’s right, that’s right. No matter how you look at it, Look at it sideways. Look at it sideways. Look at it sideways. Look at it carefully. I’ve already learned it. It’s me. Keep going. Keep going. Isn’t this “fool”? I’m going to dream about this sentence tonight. I feel like when I sleep at night, it’s mainly this “look sideways”. Look at it sideways. Look at it carefully. Look at it carefully. Sideways. Right, sideways, look sideways. Look at it sideways, look at it carefully. That’s right. It’s all me. What does it mean? Can you throw me a pen? I’ll write the character “bowl”. Take off your headphones. Take off your headphones. Shall we do it for him once? Sure, let’s do it. Let’s all do it together. One, two, three. Listen carefully. We’ll give you a hint. We’ll give you a hint, come on. You’re the one who’s afraid of your wife. You’re the one who’s afraid of your wife. What are you guys doing? What you’re doing is basically— He can definitely do it. This is— No, let me tell you— He even walked over here by himself. Everyone needs to know— The problem isn’t with him right now. It’s with this group of people. Come on. We brought you a bowl. This is just causing trouble, isn’t it? I’m telling you— If it weren’t for this environment— He would’ve finished in thirty seconds. Right. Okay, sorry. Teacher Cy. Sorry. Alright. Alright, get ready. Let’s go. No matter how you look at it, it’s still me. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay. Come on. Come on. You are a blank sheet of paper. So don’t listen to what they say. You’re such a capable, smart, and talented person. I think you’ll be able to sing very soon. How long has Naiwen not spoken? He hasn’t said a word since coming into the studio. Too nervous. Right now, all I can think about is “listen carefully.” You will. Actually, just now it was mainly that too. We can give you more time. I just kept hearing him say “listen carefully.” I heard it very clearly. Okay. Try one. Okay, come on, get ready. She is like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. When she says jump, I ask how high. That’s fine. From the first line, it’s already a bit… Is it dragging? Yes. Dragging. Yes. It dragged, right? Keep a better grip on the rhythm. So beautiful, so cool. So beautiful, so cool. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. It’s nothing. I also noticed another issue. Now I feel your attention, your focus is on me. That shouldn’t be the case. You should focus on the lyrics and the accompaniment. So maybe if I stand behind you, you won’t look at me. She’s like a Yes. She’s like a I think we shouldn’t sit here. Let them go out and relax for a bit. Otherwise, the pressure will be too much. It’s not like this is their thing. Shall we go out first? Let’s go. Yes, let’s go out. No, I’ll stay with him for a bit. Go outside. The more I stay with him, the more nervous he gets. Let’s go. I’ve been assigned to your part now. I just feel a bit of pressure. The difficulty is a bit low. Switch with Jing. Switch with Chao. I know, it’s because I listened to their parts. I think it’s very challenging. You should record with Chen He. Then you’ll understand. You know when you sing “la la la,” it’s a disaster, you know? From the side, you look like a ghost. The way they talk, seriously, add a beat and it’s a rap battle. Seriously. You know when you sing “la la la,” it’s a disaster, you know? From the side, you look like a ghost. No. I’m doing it for his own good. For the value of his life. He’ll feel hopeful. Are you going through menopause? No, you release so many albums. Why spend so much manpower and resources? Over sixty songs. Over sixty songs. And you don’t know a single one. You say it’s for what? Charity. He’s doing it for the industry. He can’t let it go. Supporting so many sound engineers. Sixty songs. How many meals can you get from that? You really might be going through menopause. Xiao Kai quietly left. So beautiful, so cool. So beautiful, so cool. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. She says jump. Okay, let’s stop here for now. Teacher, I think it’s like this now— So beautiful, so cool. It works for the first two lines. And then from— Starting from “like a beautiful ice flower,” it drags a bit. A bit hesitant. Yes. I think so too. Just these two lines. Let’s focus on these two lines for now. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just— Messed up again. Right. She’s like a beautiful ice— Just need to speed up, yes, need to speed up. Like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. No, you’ve already naturally turned into— That’s not what we want. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just a— It’s okay. She’s like a— it’s okay. I think maybe we’re a bit tired now. So, that’s why— Maybe I— Brother Fan, why don’t you go first? She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’ll go first. No, I’m already sweating. Everyone can do it. Don’t rush. Beautiful ice flower. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. Outside. Right, let’s practice there again. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. Come out and catch your breath. I think the first thing is not to feel any pressure. Let’s go over it with Teacher Fan first. No rush, don’t record yet. Okay, play the accompaniment. Okay, should I bring up the original version? Yes, I want to listen to the rhythm. Okay. The mentor can’t understand, mainly right now. It’s too hard. Let’s first— It really is hard. We have to teach him Shanghainese first. Then teach him the rhythm. Jeni. I can’t learn it smoothly. Let’s just sing it in Mandarin, don’t change it. Okay. Alright. Okay, just this line. Let’s record this line first. Let’s find the entry point. Half a beat slow. Half a beat slow. Just go in a bit earlier. It’s fine. Listening to your wife is no big deal. Alright, let’s try again. The air feels tense. Bro, I’ve never kicked such a difficult ball before. I think we should have some people leave first in a bit. Okay. Don’t put too much pressure on him. Okay. Let’s go. Okay. If you’re done recording, you can go rest. Right, let’s say goodbye to the boss. Say goodbye to the boss. Boss. Boss. Boss. Boss. We’re heading out now. Okay, let’s go. You can relax a bit more. It’s fine. Alright? Let’s go. Yeah, we’re leaving now. Don’t blame us. It’s fine, let’s go. It’s not that we’re not waiting. It has nothing to do with you. Let’s go. Head back. Now that you’ve left, we actually feel more relaxed. Goodbye. See you tomorrow. Goodbye. Thanks for your hard work today, everyone. Coming right away, teacher. Coming. Alright, goodbye. Goodbye, thanks for your hard work. Thanks for your hard work, see you tomorrow. Thank you for your hard work. See you tomorrow. Get some good rest. She is like a beautiful ice flower. The secret to happiness Happy wife, happy life. Can we do it again? The secret to happiness Happy wife, happy life. You hesitated, didn’t you? Sorry. Okay, no problem. There’s nothing shameful about listening to your wife. Too early. Yes, a little. Too early. Alright, let’s relax, it’s okay. I think we can count one, two, three, four. Start singing on five. On the beat. You came in at the right time. Otherwise, Okay. This works. The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. Why did it connect again just now? The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. Because you missed the beat. Yeah, you missed the beat. But you sang too fast. Really? The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. It’s fine, no problem, let’s just be decisive and smooth. Right, let’s go. The secret to happiness. Happy. Right? The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. Just do whatever feels comfortable, just follow the beat, bro. The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. Right now, that’s not really the case. This takes time, it’s about catching the beat. She is like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. It’s okay. I think also, everyone is tired, right? This also affects us mentally. So beautiful, so cool. She is like an especially beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. She is like a beautiful ice flower. She is like a beautiful ice flower. It’s really hard to change from this to that. Yes. I’ll do my best, I’m writing labels here. I’ll watch for you and help you know when to stop. She says jump, I ask how high. Because it seems like She is lively and cute. She is like a beautiful ice flower. Almost there. Come on. One, two, three, four. The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. The secret to happiness. Yes, no rush. The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. Okay. Almost, yes. The rhythm is right, but you sang the wrong lyrics. Go ahead. The secret to happiness. Happy wife, happy life. That’s right. Don’t tell me you didn’t record that line. I did. Just keep going. Love can heal everything. It’s fine, any way is okay. Go ahead. Love can heal everything. Too late. Love can heal everything. Just read it quickly first, get familiar with it. Quickly, read it fast in Tianjin dialect. Just an obedient toad. She says jump, I ask how high. An artist in life helps you get through the hot summer. Okay. One more time. An artist in life helps you get through the hot summer. The head chef after work will cook for you tonight. Go on. The head chef after work. Will cook for you tonight. Come on, one more time. Like a beautiful ice flower. I’ll do it myself. Okay. Alright. Alright, should I come in a bit or call out? Yes. One, two, three, four. That’s right. Okay, last part. Very good. Come on, keep going. That’s it. This world is vast, and you see it with your own eyes. For the last line, let’s take that… Add that together at the same time. Bring up the energy there. I got it, okay. Cool. Awesome. We’re taking off. Don’t tell me that line wasn’t recorded. It was recorded. There’s no way it wasn’t. Thank you. Thank you, teacher. Thanks. Teacher Fan. Very quick. Thank you. We’re done. All right. He’s done, faster than you. I’ll stay with you. Brother Jing. You don’t have to stay with me. It’s fine, it’s fine. Take your time, no rush. Brother Naiwen. You’ll be fine for sure. I know. Listen, let him hear it a few times. Come on. Listen a few times. I’ll listen. No matter how you look at it, it’s me. So beautiful, so cool. Like a beautiful ice flower. I’m just an obedient toad. Okay. That’s very good. There are one or two words in the middle. Make it a bit clearer. Try a few more times, be more confident. Very good. That’s fine. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. Actually, you just need to change your breath and it’s done. She’s like a beautiful ice flower. Yes. Not just this line. You can change your breath in the following parts too. Let me try. Cool. That’s right. Yes, correct. Cool. Keep going. That’s the state you want. Just find the downbeat. This all works. Really good. This is great. I’m going crazy. Is this me? Is this me? Yes. It’s already become you. Come on. Okay. Thanks for your hard work. Thanks for your hard work. Thanks, Jing. Another challenge. Another challenge. I have to wait for you. It’s good that you’re here, bro. Thank you, Teacher Cy, for your hard work. Not at all. Thanks for your hard work. Sorry. Very good. I suddenly have an idea. I think it could be really fun. Because you know just now, when Chao was singing that Cantonese part, I was helping him keep the rhythm inside. You know, I kept leaving a beat empty. Listen carefully. Afraid of my wife, that’s me, that’s me. For example, Teacher Fan, if you go in, and record that “wait” part, it would feel interactive. I can fill in. Do you know which part? I know. Right, just now everyone already… Okay. This is really fun. I’ll fill in for him. Get ready. Wait. We’re done. This is awesome. Awesome. Amazing, really. Wait. One last time. Tianjin dialect, Cantonese. Xinjiang dialect, Shanghainese. Honey, I’m back. Let’s say it together. I think this is pretty good too. Just a short bit. Just “Honey, I’m back.” You try it in Chengdu dialect too. You’re getting addicted to this. Let’s improvise a bit more. Let’s get this shot in. There’s more. If we’re playing, let’s play. Hurry. Right. Do we say it at the same time? Each person says a line. No, say it together. Honey, what are you doing? I miss you. This one’s good. One more time. Keep one. I miss you. I’m heading back now. I’ll be back soon. Almost there. I’m back. Honey, I’m here. I’ll be back right away. Almost home. I’m downstairs, honey. I’m home. Okay. That’s a great idea. This works. I think if we go in again, we might get a new idea. The ending was really well done. Nicely wrapped up. Thank you for your hard work, teacher. Thanks for your hard work, brother. Thanks for your hard work, brother. Not at all. Thank you for your hard work. Thanks for your effort. Naiwen. Are these young people up to it? No, they’re not. I think they can’t do it without us. So we can only rely on ourselves. There’s no other way. Too inexperienced. Elegant Charm of Shu Opera performers Today it’s Naiwen He’s really good at handling the spotlight Naiwen has already blended in We already had a great time yesterday And you too I’m heavy today Dressed like that Did you think about us Very handsome Guys Do you know what it means When the singing isn’t enough, the costume makes up for it? Of course Go on stage We’re here to watch opera I feel like dressing like this is a bit disrespectful To be honest Is it Sichuan opera? Sichuan opera It’s really hard to get this chance in America I’ve actually never seen it I haven’t seen it in a long time A long time I want to record it for my family This is really Good Good Good Do housework Henpecked husband His rhythm His rhythm His rhythm is great Sichuan fool The fool from Sichuan Don’t break the bowl Henpecked husband This is quite difficult What is he going to do? He wants to crawl under the bench. That’s impossible. He has to do a somersault. He has to crawl back and forth and even flip over. Yeah, this wife is really impressive. Henpecked husband. Teachers in New York have never seen this. My wife is really great. How is he going to do it? Move over slowly. This skill. New York Special Edition Teacher Jing understood only one sentence my god my god This is a bit dangerous Slow down, okay? Actually, his wife still cares about him She still feels sorry for him She really feels sorry for him Wife Take a photo I’ve never seen anything this amazing Really Thank you, teacher Thank you That was fantastic Welcome to the Chengdu Culture Park’s Sichuan Opera House This place is called Shufeng Yayun This is a national intangible cultural heritage A classic clown act in Sichuan Opera called “Piggy Rolling the Lantern” The male actor plays a “henpecked husband” It’s about a scholar who loses money playing mahjong every day and gets scolded by his wife when he comes home He deserves to be scolded This excerpt reflects the Sichuan region’s unique “henpecked husband” culture It’s also the inspiration for our song of the same name In this scholar we can also see a lot of Deng Chao and Chen He in him, right? They have no idea about the truth Right Isn’t that so? Just making things up Right First of all, when Old Deng goes out to play mahjong he never loses I like that How did we get to this topic? You’re still very sharp today. Not bad. I still managed to recover. We recorded the song last night. Teacher Naiwen and Brother Fan with Jing and Jeni accompanying them worked hard until 12:40. In the end, we used AI, right? No. You’ll hear it in a bit. In the end, I was the one who said to wrap up, right? Then we said we’d add another part. We got competitive. We really got into it. We added a lot of elements. There are Easter eggs. Ones you don’t know about. Okay. Today we have one last task left. It’s to shoot the music video for this song. Next, let’s give a round of applause to welcome the director of this music video, Chen He. How did it become Chen He? Can you direct it? No, I mean applause. Brother He. I thought you were joking with me. Really? Seriously? Here, director, come and take this. We’ll give you some scene references. Director. Director Deng. Really, thank you for helping out. No problem. I invite you to be my assistant director. Today, you’re the only one. Such a great song is in the director’s hands now. So annoying. We messed up the last stretch. This song isn’t that great either. Shouldn’t the mentors be the directors? That’s true. Let the mentors be the backup dancers. We’ll be the backup dancers. We finished writing the song and now we have to dance too? That’s a first for me. This job is a bit all over the place. Everyone needs to capture the essence of this “henpecked husband” role. And act it out. Think about it. Just think about it. But actually, we still need more actors. First, we need a female lead, right? How many do we need? How many wives do we need? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. We need nine wives. I’ve decided to have you play a female role. Is that okay? No. I hope today you can— No. Are you going to listen to the director or not? The director is speaking. No. Come on. I want to pick two or three people to play female roles. Today. How about this— I already have my role. Hello, director. Let me volunteer myself. Today, I’m in charge of external relations. Today I’m handling external affairs. I’ll call you from outside. I can tell. Your coordination and adaptability No, are actually quite good. Take a closer look. The most handsome one here, the one best suited for cross-dressing, and also, or maybe, you choose. I have other tasks arranged for him. Why are you getting so worked up? We’re a team. What kind of actor are you, really? Are you acting or not? Chen He insisted on acting himself. You want to direct and act yourself. I have to act myself too. The director has to act as well. Write, direct, and act all by yourself. Alright. How about this: Those of us working will act. The wife will also play herself. Play your own wife yourself. That’s challenging. Is that okay? Are you telling me how to do my job? Are you telling me how to do my job? Director, I was wrong. Naiwen means he’ll play multiple roles himself. Got it? I heard it. He’s definitely one of the cross-dressers too. Jing has an idea now. It’s to shoot it all in one take. It’s to shoot it all in one take. Director, what do you think? Director? I actually think this way. For example, doing it all in one take— It’s not impossible, but this setup would be extremely hectic. And everyone would need to know their lines extremely well. Plus, everyone’s movements would have to be really, really fast. Given our time constraints today, it’s definitely hard to pull off. What if we shoot it in separate parts? Then everyone can participate in each story. Let’s take a walk, shall we? Let’s walk around. Let’s have a look. Let’s go. Okay. That’s a good idea. Let’s walk around and take a look. To be honest, this place is completely different from what I imagined a music video location would be. It’s not the same at all. So let’s go with this one. This is really a neighborhood vibe. We can only go with this plan. This courtyard works. It has that local feel. In this courtyard. This is a home, right? That, uh, apron. Mahjong. There’s a corridor. Hot pot restaurant. We’re eating Bobo Chicken. Bobo Chicken, one yuan per skewer. Chao. Hello, everyone. Try some. Okay. Bobo Chicken, a Sichuan specialty. Come on, give it a try. I want this one. This one isn’t spicy. Right, it’s just numbing and fragrant. What do you want to eat? Director, do you want anything? The director isn’t in the mood to eat right now. Come on, let’s take a walk. This one is super tasty. You have to try this one. Thank you. The group has dispersed. What’s this? Yes. Just one Bobo Chicken and the group broke up. Even the ones working out stopped. They’re eating Bobo Chicken. Susu stopped practicing. The ultimate skill of “henpecked husband” is not practicing anymore. Eating Bobo Chicken. Actually, there’s no music video. But it’s also a pretty cool kind of music video. Sometimes, nothing is better than everything. You can play the music again. Play the music again. Music. Actually, the beginning of this music is especially suited for depicting the various aspects of life. It elevates everyone. But it’s a bit short. You can listen to it again. Look at this slow motion. Slow motion in the park. Slow motion. Three sets of slow motion. The fourth set. Spicy, spicy, spicy, let’s get hyped! Then Xiao Kai worked hard to choreograph a few moves for our chorus. They’re repetitive. Just a few seconds of dancing like this. That’s about right. Make it a bit more catchy. We already have it, right? Come on, let Xiao Kai lead us in the dance. Just make it a bit more quirky. A bit sillier. Moves that are a bit more over-the-top. I think Director, give us another idea. Everyone does the vegetable dance. That’s pretty goofy too. Sounds good. Everyone can pick a vegetable. Okay. “Wolverine” Come on. Come on, we’re missing one. Let’s just do it. Stop making it up. Let’s just follow along, right? We’re wasting time, seriously. Come on. Let’s go. Let’s do it. It’s starting. We’re recording. Okay. Follow my moves. With the rhythm and all. Tone it down a bit. I will. No, I want to challenge myself. I want to challenge myself. Alright. Awesome. Is this the Wang Junkai I know? Okay. Come on. I have an idea. Can you help me sit on this? Why? Then I want you to keep a straight face. Hold this. Just like this, like this. From this side. This side. This side. Enter the frame, exit the frame. Naiwen. When you get to the middle, look straight at the camera. Okay. For Director Chen’s debut film, I’m giving it my all. You film him. Get a bit closer. Get a bit closer. Because I want him to put his hand up first. This thing first. Yeah, let me measure it for him first. Look at the shot. Looks good. Looks good. Go ahead. What role can I play? You lie on this chair. On the chair. This is good. This is good. A bit wider. Just a little. “Crazy person.” We’ll be on the headlines tomorrow. There’s a “crazy” spoon in the park. Alright. Wang Mian, you sacrificed too much. What are you doing? Be a little happier. Lao Deng, cheer up. Brake! There’s no brake! This bike doesn’t have brakes. It’s too chaotic over here. Let’s check the playback. Okay. Everyone, show some energy. Then let’s get hyped in the back. Yeah, let’s start rocking. Just get hyped, that’s good. So beautiful, so cool. Don’t stop. Don’t stop. Okay. Alright, let’s wrap it up, everyone. That’s enough. This music video Everyone, just watch our finished work. Alright? Welcome to Chengdu. Where are we going next? We don’t know either. Are you still coming? No, I’m not. Jing, will you come again next time? Yes, of course I will. Everyone should come, okay? Can you come back and visit often? Okay. Alright. You should come a bit less, really. You’ve come too many times. Yeah. You’re the most frequent guest this season. Seriously. It’s true, several episodes. You’ve been here for several episodes. Come on. Thank you, everyone. Goodbye. Come. Goodbye. Today’s topic is the special summer cooling edition. Say within five seconds three things you often tease Chao about. You said one too many. No. No. Why should I do my hair? Come on, let’s welcome Zulan. He even spent half an hour on his hair. See, here we go again. Today’s topic is Sister Wave versus Brother Wave. Splashed. This round is a tacit understanding test. Eight people matching up. Only then can we go eat. Xiao Rou is delicate. Hard to train. Guess who the next person will be. Which seat will he take? Can big brother go record “Back to Field”? Can I eat alone, please? I’m begging you. I’m begging you all. I’m leaving. Welcome everyone to the Courage Test 2.0. Wuhei Amusement Park. What are you doing? Get down here. Come down. Come out. Can I pay any price to buy that video of Xiao Wan?