【Multi Sub 】第9期上：皮肤检测让邓超陈赫破大防！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5 EP8-1 FULL
I organized a group purchase for everyone. It’s a special package at a skincare center. I invited two friends from Chongqing. We’re joining the group deal together. There are no ugly men, only lazy ones. What is this? Pigmentation, inflammation, and wrinkle issues. You can see them all. “Li Naiyan” You have some blackheads. That’s a big problem. Your pores are a bit large. Large pores. You could plant rice seedlings in them. Ten Qintian could farm on Chao-ge’s face. Rap is the best cosmetic treatment for men. Today, the three teachers will give a rap training session. and create a rap song. Chao-ge, you picked the hardest one. Isn’t it the hardest? Don’t listen to what they say. So scared, so scared. What on earth are you singing? No matter how you look at it, I… What you see is the side of me that’s usually hidden. Let’s do it again. Just two takes and it’s done. Filming the music video for this song. Chief director: Chen He. It’s starting. Is this the Wang Junkai I know? A good song, left in the director’s hands. How did you sleep last night? Not well. Not good, really not good. Really not good. So-so. Barely slept. And here’s the thing. Deng Chao said he doesn’t need me today. Can I take a little break? Are you saying the show would miss me that much? You still have to record. I don’t need to record. That’s your work issue. I’ll blur out everything for you. Okay. No problem with work, then. He said he doesn’t want me. Do you dare to play for real on a reality show? Do you dare to give it a try? Just stay in the room. Give me a camera. I’ll just stay in the room. Is it possible that while I’m in the room, I’m more interesting than all of you put together? I get what you mean. No, it’s like this. How about you just stay in the car? I’ll be in the car. I’ll give you all my action cameras. But your face is really swollen. Wait, it will crush him. It will crush him. Do I look swollen today? Not really. Not swollen. Am I as swollen as him? My eyes just look a bit vacant. But I’m not swollen. We’re not really filming much today. Let’s go get a facial. What kind of facial? A facial. Why get a facial when you don’t even want your face? I got a group deal for everyone. A special package at a skin care center. This package needs six people. So we found two people nearby. Friends from Chongqing. To join us for this group package. Let’s go. Let’s move. Okay. Kaikai. Hello. No. Na Wen What package? You can’t do this to me. It’s only been a few days since we parted. And you’re back again. It’s been several days. Do you want to be a regular on “Wu Ha” that much? Yeah, I can see your intention. I like you guys. We like you too, Na Wen. I can’t bear to leave you. You’re the only one who’s come three times this season. You could almost be a regular now. And I know you guys were super tired last episode. I skipped the most exhausting episode. Yeah. Kai Kai and I were probably most recently in Qingdao. Right? Qingdao, yeah. We went to visit Chao Ge on set. “Assassin in Red 2” Yeah. You visited him on set. Visited the set. He was there, and so was Chao Ge. Old Deng. They were visiting Xiao Dong. You just happened to be there too. They were visiting Xiao Dong. You just happened to be acting there. You’re kind of attacking me today. This counts as… Perfect, I really want a challenge. Kai Kai is here today too. Let’s see if my storyline gets higher ratings, or if this side gets higher ratings. One against five. You want to compare your ratings with Wang Junkai’s storyline. What’s up? Today I’m picking him. I’m challenging him. I think it’s pretty interesting. You’re challenging Wang Junkai, right? Let me repeat that. Yes. Chen He is challenging Wang Junkai. Just picking him—one-on-one. Alright, we’ll all step aside. We’re not even in the same league, are we? No. Don’t challenge me now. If you challenge now, then next time you should invite the whole Teens in Times group. Make it a big deal, right? Make it big. Make it big, right? Have everyone join in. I’ll take them all on myself. And also, Zhixin, come on. One-on-one. Zhixin. You. Luhan, come on. Everyone join in. Don’t include me in that last part. Separate this part. Chen He, you can “go down” by yourself. But don’t drag the whole show down with you. We’re going to do some skincare later. Why didn’t you even say anything? If I’d known, I wouldn’t have put on makeup. Wait, are we really doing facials? Yeah. If you don’t find a good place for this, we could actually sue you, you know. You should know, a lot of these are scams. Seriously. No, have Junkai come instead. You doing this kind of thing is a bit… You’re just stirring things up. Junkai’s skin isn’t that great either. Kaikai. He said your skin isn’t good. It’s true, it’s pretty average. Yeah. And you talking about doing skin analysis… Na Wen and the big guy usually are known for being tough guys. If their skin is good, their image will be ruined. Exactly. If their skin is even a bit better, even tough guys wear makeup. Na Wen doesn’t wear makeup, right? You didn’t put on any makeup today. Not even any base at all. Nope. Then your complexion looks amazing. I never wear makeup. Are you really not wearing any, or just pretending? Not wearing any. Just like this. It’s tattooed on. Tattooed foundation. I thought you had makeup on. Even your contouring looks like you didn’t use makeup. Isn’t contouring supposed to make you look slimmer? Contouring doesn’t count as makeup. Contouring doesn’t count as makeup. That’s interesting. No makeup, but I do contour. But really, I didn’t put on any. Yeah, really didn’t. It really is a skin care center. Where is there a skin care center? Very Beautiful Skin Care Center. Really? Are you really doing this? I wouldn’t let everyone down. What is it? My skin is too good. Your skin is good too. Let’s go. Very beautiful. It’s really called “Very Beautiful.” Really. How come as soon as you arrive, you start giving us skin care? Hello. Zhenxi. It’s hot today. Thanks for your hard work. Thank you, Zhen Xiaoxi. Yes. Guess if it’s a boy or a girl. A girl. Xixi, hurry up. Quick, get us some Zhenxi to eat. Is that okay? Now make one appear. Good afternoon, gentlemen. Hello. There are no ugly men, only lazy men. A man’s face is half his life. What kind of slogan is that? In a man’s world, looking good is as important as making money. Only lazy men. I’m really lazy. Too lazy to get off the couch. Chao, could you please fill this out? For age, should I write my real age or my mental age? Age. How old am I? Forty-seven. Forty-six, I think. Okay. I’m done filling it out. Alright, let’s do the skin test first. You’re the first one. Go ahead. Come on. Please have a seat. Sir, please keep your eyes closed the whole time. There will be a flash. When I say it’s done, you can open your eyes. No kidding, you look way more handsome than before. Here, let me show you the ultimate beauty filter. My image is about to collapse. That’s good, He. Thank you for your cooperation. Looking good. So the first one we’ve finished filming is Mr. Fan. Next, we will do a facial consultation for Mr. Fan first. Is that okay? Okay, that’s fine. Alright. Do you have any particular concerns yourself? No. No. It doesn’t matter. Just a few small wrinkles. Wrinkles have appeared. Yes. There’s another issue. Our skin has a bit of inflammation. There’s inflammation here. Yes, and also, the pigmentation around our eyes is actually quite a lot. The pigmentation around the whole eye area tends to accumulate more. Maybe you stay up late more often. Yes. So, do we need to give a score for this just now? Here, let me take a look for you. I’m objective. Objective. Objectively. Just mark it as severe. Yes, it’s fine. It’s fine. She just had to bring me here. Right? I think for you, the most important thing to do is removing makeup. Wrinkle removal. I thought the most serious issue was Is that okay, wrinkle removal? It’s over, big bro got emotional. You finished talking about anti-wrinkle. Big bro. Big bro, let’s do it like this tomorrow. I’m the anti-wrinkle one. No. Hello, everyone. Big bro plays soccer like this. Let me tell you. I’m actually better than you at this. Like this. You two, smile together. Come on, give a close-up. Like this. Laugh heartily. Laugh out loud. Seriously. Laugh genuinely. One, two, three. Big bro, that’s enough. Big bro, you… Big bro didn’t let go at all. Big bro was just faking a smile earlier. Like this. You smiled like this just now. Then tell me how to smile. Like this. Smile like this. Big bro has baggage. Let’s look at Teacher Li first, okay? It’s all changed in the photo. Brother. What is this? What is this thing? Mr. Li’s face is actually quite noticeably red. Mr. Li probably gets a lot of sun exposure regularly. The pigmentation on the whole forehead and around the eyes is especially obvious. Oh no, the makeup is going to come off. So Mr. Li’s main issue is pigmentation, right? Pigmentation and inflammation issues. You can also see some wrinkles. Oh no, you have a whole routine for this. Let me tell you, I just need something anti-wrinkle. How about some cephalosporin, okay? Give him a little to take. Right. Bro, your steps are already… This is a whole treatment course. Mr. Li is someone who naturally has inflammation. “Inflammation” teacher. Even on Five Ha, you can’t get rid of the name. This is what happens when you don’t use a base. You know that, right? Who told you not to use a base? Yeah. Who told you to be so reckless? Kaikai, let me see Kaikai. You’re fine. Does he look like he has any problems? I think Kaikai’s issues are actually not bad. He’s only in his twenties. Let me take a look at Mianmian. Teacher Wang Mian. So I think for you, the biggest issue actually is a bit of redness. And some sensitivity. I think you could try some repair treatment. There are no pimples at all. Your skin is in great condition. It matches my age. It’s appropriate. So, good condition. What? I looked like this after I turned five. In five years, I’ll look like this. Right now, who is in the worst condition? Objectively speaking, Can I be honest? Be honest. Of course, be honest. Has our show ever lied? “Show”—that sounds so old-fashioned. Feels like a show from thirty years ago. Your show, mainly today, right. Teacher Li. Me. Today, Teacher Li is mainly looking at the color. There is pigmentation. No makeup. Okay, now it’s my turn. Listen carefully. Listen carefully to my situation. Okay. What issue do you care about the most? You go first. I don’t have anything I care about. So you think you’re in really good condition? Is that what you mean? It’s okay, I guess. It’s okay. Just be honest. Just say it directly. Why is it so hard to say? Do I have a serious problem? “A terminal illness.” You have a “terminal illness.” It’s over. “Inflammation” teacher. I might be even worse off than you. Do we need to call your family? A little. Blackheads. Am I the only one with blackheads? Actually, most people have them. But your blackheads are especially noticeable on your face. There are blackheads. “Blackhead Bro” I’m “Inflammation Bro.” He’s “Blackhead Bro.” “Miss Blackhead” And then? Blackheads. And then? I have more blackheads. If you say that out loud, I’ll get cyberbullied for a while. You can do some cleaning appropriately. Do some cleaning. To put it simply, just wash your face regularly. Wash your face. You need to wash your face. Dirty stuff. The dirtiest. The dirtiest. “Blackhead Bro” This is a mole. Other than that spot, Point it out. Look in the mirror. Just point. Look in the mirror. You look first. You point, I can find it. Point it out. The blackhead is getting anxious. Actually, it’s all here. You even ask people to point it out. He won’t admit it. Yeah. “Blackhead Bro” Go on. What else? You must still be holding something back. Aging Aging It’s even worse than blackheads What’s wrong with aging? How is that an insult about blackheads? Neither Brother Fan nor I have this problem Look up close I’m aging It’s over This is a “terminal illness” This special effect Even the special effects have pinpointed it What’s wrong? A black head You can see the aging even under the base layer I already look like this, and I’m still aging You can see the lines You can see the creases You can see the aging even with the base makeup You should listen to the doctor “Black powder” This is “black powder” It’s not “black powder” Blackhead She’s an “anti-fan,” I’m telling you. I have to tell the truth. Yes. Aren’t blackheads the most expensive? Thank you, thank you to the production team. I’m going back to Shanghai to do management now. I have to leave right now. I don’t want to record anymore. Bring the camera and come with me. I’m going to do management, okay? And I think maybe when guys hear about blackheads, they can’t stand it. Chao. I totally understand. Chao. It’s your turn. It’s my turn? Okay. It’s your turn. Be very objective and speak loudly. Be honest, just say whatever you think. Alright? Yes. Make him smile. Look again, make him smile. I know, wrinkles. Crush a mosquito. Crush a mosquito. Crush a mosquito. Crush a mosquito. Did I just do something to offend you? No. You don’t have to be that objective. No, you told me to be objective. I’m just being very objective and saying what I think. Squash a mosquito. That’s way too objective. Don’t be too objective. Chao, you can let it go now. Isn’t the one who squashed the mosquito here? But… I’m better than him, right? Right. Yeah. Okay, next is the pores. The pores are big. The pores are a bit coarse. Coarse pores. You could plant rice seedlings in them. A single pore is this big. He could plant rice seedlings in it. You could go on “Farming Life.” “Mr. Mao” If I have nowhere to put my phone in the future, can I put it in your pores, okay? Help me keep it for a bit. Dr. Zhou Put it in. Mr. Zhou I’ll remember you. I really like it. Yeah. Dr. Zhou Why did you only start putting in effort when there were just two people left? Because, you know, before I saw you, all the doctors said my skin was perfect. Then they lied to you. Are those even real doctors? This is a hater. A real hater, for sure. That really hurts my feelings. I’ve never heard before that I have follicle problems. You could even plant rice in them. Or trap mosquitoes. Objectively speaking, saying my pores could be used to plant rice, that really got to me. No, then what have the audience been watching all these years? All these years, they’ve called me Chao-ge. From now on, you can call me “Yang-ge” (Rice Seedling Bro). You’re laughing so loudly. No. I really don’t accept this. Take a closer look. I think this might be the script you gave me. See for yourselves. Are there any pore problems? Impossible. I was about to say, Just look closely. Take a look, this is a mole. Saying I have pore issues. Can you see any blackheads? Are there any? Are you trying to insult me? You can see my blackheads? Look carefully. This is a mole. It’s very clean. The pores are very clean. Right? She said my follicles… are really a bit big. You really are… It’s actually pretty dirty. I see a hole. No. Why is this area so big? Let them talk. Is there a problem with the hair follicles? No. Your hair follicles are like this. This pore of yours— The large area is right here. No. Just now I was a bit— I lost control of my facial expression a bit. Can you help me put my phone in? Is that okay? Na Wen, you really care about it. Actually, I do care a lot. Yeah. You see, Chao sometimes still comes by. The main thing is, he himself has noticed it. Whenever you mention this area— He’s already in his fifties. People who’ve been through so much— Even their skin here is better than his. Just think about it. Actually, Teacher Fan is still okay. Look, I don’t even use foundation. Yeah. Everyone else uses foundation. Yeah. Didn’t I tell you? If it weren’t the middle of the night— I have to watch games every day. I don’t even know how much better I am than them. Isn’t it a bit much? Is it what you guys were talking about? No, I just offended her a little earlier. No. I just mentioned We can’t always make everyone feel anxious about beauty. Who has to go do what? Who’s anxious now? Let’s stop recording. I’m going to jump down. “Yang-ge” Chao-ge “Yang-ge” “Yang-ge,” hurry up! So, Dr. Zhou is like this. I know, I offended you as soon as I came in. No, you didn’t. I’m sure I did, at least a little. No, you didn’t. Yes, you did. See, that’s how big brother is. Big brother. See, now he’s clinging to me. Because I’m fifty-five years old. It’s not easy. Look at these dark circles. Dark circles are an endocrine issue. That’s a different category. Don’t trust this hospital. Don’t trust this hospital. Today, you can you cure us? Let’s go to the treatment area. Okay. Treat the blackheads. Alright. Sure, come. This way, please. Treat the blackheads. Prevent rice transplanting. We can each choose a bed. I’ll put a facial mask on you. Is it only “Blackhead Bro” who needs treatment? We don’t have much stuff. There won’t be anything scary, right? No, there won’t. My back isn’t good. Why are you so insecure? I don’t care. I’m going to take a nap. What about the facial mask? I’ll put it on now. Yes. We’re really putting on facial masks. Really putting them on. Applying it without removing makeup. Is this something your shop does? Yes, it’s a special feature. That’s right. Seriously? Are you really a legit beauty salon? Yes. Applying facial masks without removing makeup. It pushes the foundation into your skin. It’ll “kill” your skin even faster. Come on. Applying makeup and using face masks should be damaging. It’s harmful to the skin. The foundation gets completely trapped inside. Yeah. Your face just now looked so scary. Yeah. But Chen He wants one. A face mask in a bigger size. Yeah, it doesn’t fit, right? It even needs to be cut. Stop messing around, Chao, don’t laugh so much. Your mask can only cover his blackhead area. Give Deng Chao a few more sheets. Because the mask will fall into that hole. It’s not just the mask, a whole person could fall in. Be careful when applying it to me. Abyss. Save me. Actually, it’s pretty comfortable. Wu Ha Start Where’s the audience? Let me finish singing first, okay? My car goes emmm (my ride is ready to go) The beat goes doom (that’s the thumping of the drums) Bass drum knocks your head (the kick drum hits your mind) Thank you. How is Wuha? How is it? Are you all ready? (Some people are giving “legendary” likes) (Some people are unimpressed) (All I want is respect) (Everything else can step aside) Together like this Hello Thank you Hello, bro Hello, bro You’re not good I’m not good You’re not good You messed up the whole thing from the start Do you know that? Who sings just to make me laugh? I’m totally out of breath now. This is called interaction, not making you laugh. Hello, hi teacher. Hello. Hello. Hello. Everyone’s wearing face masks. Hello. These two. Hello. You guys are too much. You all look so refined. You’re doing face masks. That’s right. So cool. Isn’t this real? We’re so real. So cool. So what does this previous segment mean? Why did you make us put these on? It’s just weird. I thought it was just routine. It’s so weird. Okay. Here’s the thing. The theme of this episode is already hanging behind you. Rap is the best cosmetic treatment for men. For this theme, we’ve specially invited three fairly heavyweight “mentors” from the rap world. Fairly heavyweight. They are the mentors from “New Rap 2024”. Yang Hesu KeyNG, who is honored as the “Light of Chinese Rap,” Ouyang Jing MC Jin, Brother Jin. Hello everyone. Please take care of us. When it comes to me, it’s unfair, so unfair. “Australian Kangaroo” isn’t even a person. And “Fujian Blackhead” Don’t we have another teacher? Who hasn’t been introduced yet? This is our DJ teacher. NOBO Let’s also welcome once again Teacher Naiwen back to Wuha. It’s Xiaokai’s first time at Wuha. Do you regret it? A little bit. I do regret it. I want to ask Xiaokai, about that whole segment just now, what kind of show do you think Wuha is? I’m especially skeptical about using face masks. It’s not very normal, sorry. In the Sichuan-Chongqing area, rap is actually a very popular thing. Today, the three teachers will give everyone rap training. and create rap songs. Do you have confidence, teachers? The three of them might end up quitting the rap world. I’ll step back first. I’ll go first. Has Xiao Kai tried rapping before? Xiao Kai should be fine, right? All-rounder. Don’t. Xiao Kai is still scared and hasn’t recovered. To be honest, rapping is really… Because I… It’s hard. Just because I sing well… Is that common knowledge? Who said you sing well? No. But with rap, I really don’t dare to mess around. So I want to ask, what’s the easiest way to get started with rap? It’s the “uh, oh, ah” sounds. You have to have that vibe. For example? Like what? First, for example, you need to have the right attitude when you come out. Then you just now didn’t have it. You two just threw me off. I had planned a lot of moves just now. And poses. What kind of vibe? No, show us what you came up with. Show us. The cool one you designed. Me and Susu. Come on. The two of us meet. Right. We’ve rehearsed it over a dozen times. Hello, Susu. What’s up? What’s up? You have to have your own way to get started. The way brothers do it. No, we can do this too. Yeah. And we don’t even need to rehearse a dozen times like you guys. Yeah. We just do it like this. This is actually pretty cool. Right? What about the hardest part? I think besides that vibe, it’s about how you feel about yourself, having a genuine attitude towards everyone. Very free, very real. But I know when you start rapping, the lyrics are often really fast. Yeah. There are moments when you get stuck or forget the words. Getting stuck can also be your style. So what should you do about that? Just say, “Sorry, I got stuck.” Yeah. You can say it directly on stage. Yeah, just, “Sorry, I got stuck.” But I still want to perform for you. Just be real. Real. Right? Yeah. Just be real. Like just now, when meeting up with the guys. How should we greet each other? Honestly, it’s really up to you. Like, I look at him, Bro, come here. Mr. Fan. Can I do one with you? Sure, no problem. For example, when we meet, others might have a lot of these, but it’s just the two of us. Yeah, just us. Maybe we just keep it simple. Like this. Then just do a kick together, that’s enough. Everyone got it. Very rap-like, try one. Let’s do something simpler. This one is between me and Teacher Fan. It has nothing to do with you. This one, I… I haven’t achieved my dream yet. Inspiration. Your inspiration has come. Alright, it’s up to you. Then my inspiration is leaving. Do one. Okay. Come on, do one. Take a look at our inspiration, come on. After seeing yours, this one’s even simpler. For two people. I’ve been waiting for him to get back at me for this moment. Finally, it’s here. Everyone, give it a try. Everyone, give it a try. Come on. I’ll do it with Wang Mian. Improv. Improv. Go. Expert Expert Did someone just “insult” me? It’s already over. I was just stomped into the ground. Did I just walk under someone’s crotch? Yeah. I just got stepped over. And just now, my height— It really felt like I got a lot shorter. Really? A circle was drawn around me. I’ve been deeply involved in this rap— —in this scene for over twenty years. But this is the first time I’ve seen something like that. Bro But what we just did— —that was a first too, right? Today was the first time for that too. Let’s do it again. Come on. How about this one? How about this one? This one is very improvised. I haven’t seen this one either. I have inspiration. That version you just did, Can you do it with Jeni? The one where you pick him up. It doesn’t work. One can’t lift. The other can’t lift his leg. This is as far as I can go. Jeni, did you gain weight again? I did not. Naiwen Do one. With whom? With you? Sure. Come on, how do we do it? Improvise. Blackhead. I haven’t seen this in thirty years either. This song is called “Blackhead Bro.” Is that okay? “Pore Bro”? What are you talking about? Wait a second. I want to ask something. Teacher, is our show not good? It’s super good. I feel like you’re not happy enough. No, I’m more of an outsider. Okay, teachers, what do you think about their stage presence? It’s okay. It’s fine. After learning the rapper’s stage presence, we also need to learn some rapping techniques. Let the teachers see how good your rapping skills really are. Okay. Alright, give out the topic. “Shan He Tu” Okay, “Shan He Tu” is a song by Phoenix Legend. The rap part of this song is more suitable for you rap beginners. It’s hard to learn, you know? This is so hard. It’s difficult. It’s very easy. It’s way too easy. Easy? Then let’s do it this way. Remove the backing track. Sing without the backing track. You sing. Let’s have the instructor demonstrate first. How about it? They don’t know how to do it. So why would we know how? Yeah, why should they test us first? Let’s test the teacher first. How about that? Let’s turn the tables. Sure. Go ahead, Jing. Jing, only you can do this. Of course, it’s me. They’ll definitely pick the one with the best Chinese skills to demonstrate. Then let’s try. Let’s see how accurate it is. One, two, three. Okay. Sorry. This is too hard. I want to say, That last part didn’t show my real ability. It showed my sincerity. Thank you. Our show might actually shake up the whole rap scene. Yeah. Really. All the mentors are here. But they won’t be mentors anymore. Everyone will just be friends. Susu. Should I join in too? Should I show my sincerity too, bro? I’ll show my sincerity. Let me bow. Thank you, everyone. Come on, show your sincerity on the screen. Friends, I’m done performing, it’s your turn. It’s your turn, I’m done. Let me try. This… is too hard. Listen to me. We can’t teach you exactly how to sing. We can only show you the style. Let me tell you, style is the last thing you need to learn. Why? Just tell me you all will sing well, hurry. This is really hard. Who wrote this? It’s not good, it’s hard to do. Let’s go. Let’s go. The three of us are going home. The three of us are going home. That’s amazing. And let me tell you, I’ll have Naiwen give it to you directly. What? Naiwen, give it a try. What? Come on. Come on, next one. I’ll send out our strongest one. Come on, okay? Start. Look at these mountains, with countless valleys and cliffs. Stretching from one river to another. Let these rivers flow like stars racing and wild geese flying. Forming bay after bay. Painting this scene, phoenixes and mythical birds dance. The towering peaks are impossible to climb. Ink is splashed. Enriching our beautiful land. No matter the eight thousand miles of clouds and moon. Men, all step forward. We have crossed the Three Mountains and Five Great Peaks. We have crossed the Three Mountains and Five Great Peaks. And we still have to look ahead. That’s enough. We have traveled across the five lakes and four seas. Never complaining about hardship or difficulty. Wait a moment. No matter if we travel under the stars and moon, This beautiful land is always with me. Reaching the highest point, Shigatse. Standing atop the Himalayas. To the easternmost point, where heavy snow falls. The dragon surges out to sea, waves soaring to the sky. In one breath No, bro Just now, all your stage effects came out Right? Has the mentor never seen this before? Subconsciously Recite all the lyrics in one breath Rap without taking a breath No I’ve never seen it combined with throat singing Look at these mountains, countless valleys and cliffs Stretching from one river to another Let the river flow, stars racing and birds flying Forming one bay after another Alright Alright, that’s about enough The towering peaks are impossible to climb Alright, bro Okay So hard Then let Kai Kai try Come on I just noticed Actually, the focus isn’t on the one singing It’s the others beside him If he does it like this The one in the middle looks especially strong Really impressive For example You try one He sings a line, and we all shout “hey” Let’s all shout “hey” together Okay Look at these mountains, with countless valleys and cliffs. Stretching across one river after another. Let these rivers flow swiftly like stars and wild geese. Forming one bay after another. Painting a scene where mythical birds dance and soar. The towering peaks are impossible to climb. Splashing ink, the brush is full and lively. Enriching our beautiful rivers and mountains. No matter how far, through thousands of miles, clouds and moon. All men, step forward. This is also very important. This is very important. Alright, you three. Now, I can’t really be called a teacher anymore. You three from the rap circle. How about this, I have an idea. You three, go take a picture of their faces. See how their hair follicles and blackheads are. Just now, besides this, apart from our basic rhythm, what were we talking about just now? You don’t get it either. In rap, rhyming is also a very fundamental skill. It can also be called a basic skill every rapper must practice. In the next segment, we’ll divide everyone into three teams. One team will attack the other teams. Attack. You just said this in English, “Roast” the other side. “Roast” the other side. That’s the English word you just used, right? That’s it. How to rhyme and attack at the same time. Can we change it? Because we want to spread positive energy. We Yes. praise them instead. I think calling it mutual praise is better. Why attack? Just praise. Let’s see who praises the best. Are you a little scared? Right? There are too many flaws. Yeah, it’s really good to be on the other side of him. No need to make things up. Just now, a blackhead was revealed. One is “planting rice seedlings.” One is a blackhead. Remember the word “blackhead.” Whoever lets it out first is like a bomb. “Blackhead bro.” Pore. Pore. Remember “pore.” Okay, pore and planting rice seedlings. Inflammation. Inflammation. Your pores are inflamed. The whole face. Alright, let’s draw lots. To decide who will be on the same team. Kaikai. Teacher Li. Senior group. Keep drawing. You don’t need to draw. You two are a team. So disgusting. There was still some material left. Large pores. Big blackhead. The two of us. Mentors, please claim a team. Who dares to join us? I’ll do it. Susu, he actually volunteered himself. He actually dared to come to our side. There must be a reason for it. Because I feel you all don’t really need me. I can just watch from the side. Impossible. I’m telling you, you’ll regret it. You can’t keep wasting your potential. I thought this would be an easy job. I’ll make you very happy. An experience you can’t even get at an amusement park. I’ll just make a direct request. Can I join this group? Or should I join the senior group? Okay. Alright. Come on, let’s think of some words first. Right, we need to give compliments. Sure, we can compliment. Complimenting can also be a form of sarcasm. The main thing is, there’s nothing much to praise. There’s nothing to praise. How long will it take? Nothing to (praise). How much time do we have? Prepare for fifteen minutes. Okay. How do we even compliment this? This is a bit hard to compliment. So first, we need to choose well. Who is your pick? Chen He and Deng Chao. Chen He. Deng Chao. The main thing is to be funny. What makes you laugh? I think that’s actually enough. The more imaginative, the more exaggerated, the funnier it is. I know. That’s it. Come on. You just need to collect four rhymes. It’s basically making phrases and sentences. Right. Remember “transplanting rice seedlings,” “pores,” and “blackheads” first. Pores. Let’s go through them one by one. Write “landslide.” We… Just come up with sentences. There’s that group, and also the senior group. Senior group. Senior group. Come on, representative of the senior group. Soccer. And old man. Just like that. Just make sentences like that. Got it, I’ll try. Right. Do it like this. Now you… Walk around the two of us twice and get a feel for it. Start like this, bro? Yes. You need to get a feel for it. Feel you guys? So you are… Feel your expressions. Get to know us first. Just walk around twice like this. Watch you walk around. Watch us. Okay. The beard isn’t shaved clean. No. Yes. How does it feel? Very emotional. Did it come out? Did the words come out? Yes. Not a single line came out. Didn’t give enough. Let me give you a direction. That side is called the “Dad Team.” This side is “Son.” One side is “Dad,” the other is “Son.” That’s fatherly love as strong as a mountain. Fatherly love is like a mountain. What we give is like this. It’s actually pure consciousness. It’s important to tell a certain kind of story. And then the father might be at home and also has a dog. But he doesn’t have a cat. So who has a bag? No. No fur. No, this is a story scenario. It’s for you to imagine. Because I’m giving you something now. Is this how you really feel inside? You just really want to call someone else “dad.” Then change it. That’s good. He creates much faster than Ma Di. Yeah, I noticed that. Ma Di really can’t do it. Ma Di really can’t do it. No, I didn’t write anything. Ma Di can’t come anymore. Ma Di just shouldn’t come. Can’t come. Because of Ma Di. See how fast this is. And that day, actually, what we gave Ma Di was much more than what we gave him. Way more. We even danced. We even sang like that. That was amazing. Now I can sing one for you too. Bro, if I keep going like this I really can’t write anything. Why not? Because this singing is just too beautiful. See? Exactly. Look. So it’s not our problem. Ma Di just doesn’t appreciate this. Yeah, Ma Di. Every time, he just… I’m going to cook. See, even the dog is barking. The dog is barking. Ma Di’s mood still isn’t quite right. Your mood is very steady. My mood is steady, right? There’s not much time left, hurry up. Not much time left? Hasn’t it only been a few minutes? You need to hurry, because you… Hurry up, you need to be quick. Bro, you guys just leave. Hurry. This… This… Susu. Here’s some inspiration for you. Susu, follow this style. Susu. Just go with this. This kind of feeling. I’ll give you a complete one. Bro, I’ll give you a complete one. Opening. Okay. Okay. Cats and dogs. There’s a dog but no cat. Susu. Susu. Yang and Su. Bro, can I write somewhere else? Yang and Su, what did I tell you? Good luck. I can’t give you any more. Actually, we’ve already finished all the music. Bro, can I be honest? I haven’t written a single line yet. But you’ve written a lot of words. Back then, Ma Di couldn’t write a single word. How I feel right now is, I want to go back and write songs properly. So I’m still okay, right? You’re still awesome. “Blackhead Bro” Big Blackhead Big Pores Weren’t you going to teach them how to rap? Why are you writing by yourself? I feel like your heart is bleeding right now. Feel it. Where is it? Jieni Everyone Susu Susu The mentor ran away. He already left. He really left. Ran away. Sang and ran away. Susu Come on. I see you. Susu Okay, this is our To be honest, it’s our latest real album. It’s called for everyone. Susu Say it together with Susu. I want to switch groups. I want to switch groups. Do you know why? Don’t feel pressured. Susu Su Susu Is it done? It’s done, right? Yes. Not ready, not yet. Didn’t write a single line. It’s over. You’re the one competing. I’m not competing, but I’m taking notes. Given so much material, but nothing was written. Aren’t you two supposed to sing? Blame me. You look like a good student right now. Being “bullied.” Xiao Kai, is your team ready? Ready. You two. Look so confident. Kaikai up to now hasn’t said more than three sentences, right? Kaikai. Coming to Wuha it’s already been three hours. How does it feel to be at Wuha? Sing it out, tell each of us. You still have to pay me the appearance fee. I don’t want a single cent. That’s your problem. They were teamed up with you. And you messed things up like this. You two are just tormenting young people. “Abuse” The “abuse” of young people is happening here. Because I don’t want to go to work. On a sunny morning, I met a friend named Dr. Zhou. Here we go again. Dr. Zhou, come over here. Do you like singing? I can. I love singing. Yes. Join us, okay? Sure, no problem. No problem. Yes. But I can’t rap. That’s good. We don’t want anyone who can actually sing. Alright, that’s fine. Just like what you did just now is fine. Okay. Is that okay? No problem. I like Chao the most. With this attitude, we’ve already won. Alright, is everyone ready? Ready. Okay. It’s showdown time. Welcome, everyone, to To start off, I’m honored to introduce Let’s hear some cheers No, bro You want to No, you’re just trying to look cool You really can’t see You should just take off your glasses Deng Chao, let me tell you You scared me to death Wait a second You don’t want to anymore, right? No Sing a cappella You can even do it like this Bro, I thought you planned this That was great just now Yeah I’ve never seen rap like this before Say it Say “dear audience” Deng Chao, sit down Deng Chao, sit down Sit down Okay Mr. Ouyang Jing, you guys go first Okay, the second one. What are you doing? There’s more. This OG is really skilled. Here, like this. I say OG, you say haha. OG! Haha! OG! Haha! Come on. Impressive. Awesome. Okay. Sorry, let me say something. I’m really worried about you. OG. OG isn’t that easy to deal with. It’s okay, bro, I believe in you. I’m a bit afraid to compete now. Are you all ready? What’s going on? No, it’s because… You need to bring out the… …the energy you had when you were “bullying” me just now. We weren’t “bullying” you. We were giving you inspiration, that’s all. Just now. You need to bring out the… …the energy you had when you were inspiring me. Dr. Zhou, have a seat. I’ll just cheer you on from here, right? Let us introduce our team. Our team is called… Our team is called… After we finish this segment… We’re really in sync. Come on, teamwork! Who goes first? So, who should go first? I’ll go. Alright, applause! Let’s get hyped, Junkai! Brother He Wait a moment. Brother He Blackhead Add one point Come on, Mianmian I’m Chao Cool This is really cool Screen window Professional players are not allowed to participate Champion I want to ask what your team will do to respond Susu Susu They’re playing for real now This is serious now This, I’m a bit… I’m angry now He’s angry now, bro Not a single word Young people are just young people This round depends on you, Dr. Zhou I’m under a lot of pressure Our team’s name is Everyone, are you scared? Everyone What should we sing? What should we sing? I don’t know what to sing We need Plenty of accompaniment And also Go first Anything is fine And then the really rich kind Very rich accompaniment Just compliment anyone. Talk about the diagnosis just now. Just now. Okay. Susu. Two “crazy people.” “Crazy person.” Watching “crazy people.” Your turn. Finished. Come on. Finished. The game is over. “Time” means it’s over, bro. “Time” means finished. It means we’re done talking. So you are… Your performance just now was… We’re done. Yang and Su’s performances were the worst. Susu. Your performance just now might have been the worst. Really? I was very impressive. Do a solo performance again. But I finished with a lot of presence. Do a solo performance. No need, bro. Susu. Come back. Come back, okay? They’re “crazy.” I’m back. I’ve never seen a show that can ruin a whole group of mentors. Alright, you judge. I think everyone performed really well. Later We’ve also prepared food for everyone over there There’s a little game Once it’s finished We’ll give everyone the food over there Okay, here’s how the game works One person gives instructions based on a word and has another person act it out Then another person has to guess what the word is Then, big brother, you act for me Pick it up with your hand Scoop and eat Scoop and eat Right Ice cream What kind of ice cream? Zhenxi ice cream Five characters Five characters: I love eating Zhenxi Take big bites of Zhenxi As delicious as always No wonder it’s my favorite Strawberry Duoduo ice cream 100% selected fresh milk Rich milky aroma It’s packed with Dandong strawberry pieces This coconut latte flavored molten ice cream Full of coconut fragrance Paired with Yunnan coffee molten center Rich texture It’s wonderful Summer is coming soon I should stock up on Zhenxi in my fridge With Zhenxi ice cream in hand All the joys of summer are here To be honest Improv is really fun Actually, this is really fun Mianmian’s performance is really fast and steady Just like Aptamil’s top-selling Zhuo’ao Proven ingredients See results in five days And 99% golden effectiveness That’s amazing We’re both just as awesome Once you arrive in Sichuan, you have to make a rap about Sichuan. Make a rap about Sichuan. This is the theme. The three mentors have helped you prepare a bit. We’ve decided on a name. The name of this song Dr. Zhou The song is called “Pa Er Duo”. What? Pa Er Duo. “Pa Er Duo” means being afraid of your wife. Pa Er Duo, afraid of your wife. That’s me. The mentors only set up the basic framework of the song. But considering you still need some technical support, plus earlier, Teacher Fan drew the “Zhenxi’s Big Event is Wonderful” card, we’re providing you with this support. We’ve invited the producer of this song, who is also the producer of our “Wu Ha” theme song. Teacher AT to come and help everyone. We need to find a place later. To work together on something. So you can revise the lyrics a bit more. Well, There are lots of things we can write about. We should write a novel. We should write a novel. Can’t you do it at home? I don’t even dare to speak at home. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you how afraid I am of my wife. Sometimes, when I’m just talking normally, and making some gestures, my wife suddenly makes a move, and then I just really, I get startled, you know? Let me tell you something too. Every morning when I wake up at home, I don’t know if it’s my wife’s habit, but every morning she scolds me first thing. No, you really do look quite like you deserve to be scolded. Listen to me, let me give you some advice. Sometimes when she’s on a business trip, I feel a bit out of sorts in the morning. No one is there to scold me. Then send me over there. Every morning. So, about those who are henpecked, Look at my wife, look at WeChat. She teaches me, even taught me yesterday. How to use emotions to control relationships. To make my personality better. Don’t, don’t get angry at home so often. See? It’s fine, I know everyone has a lot of stories to tell. Let’s listen to “Henpecked Husband.” This part sounds really nice. This sounds good. This part is good. Let’s change to another place. Let’s go somewhere more comfortable. Everyone creates together. Then we’ll record at night. Okay. What is this place? “Land of Wilderness” It’s totally like childhood. This is so cool. Honey. Honey, where are we now? A park in Chengdu. This place is really interesting. There are lots of places for kids to play. Barbecue Tofu pudding is good Cold noodles Boneless chicken feet This is my wife’s favorite I want rice noodles, I want pounded rice noodles I’ll have pounded rice noodles I want instant noodles Instant noodles In Jiangxi, we just eat rice noodles Soul Arriving in Chengdu I’m a little embarrassed to ask The question I’m about to ask Is there anything that’s not spicy? Just a little bit At the very least, there’s always a little bit Okay, I’ll wait a bit longer Brother Fan, you drink first There are two more drinks being made Thank you Thank you Play our song Who sings the first part of the hook (chorus)? What’s a hook (chorus)? It’s the chorus, the part we sing together The chorus should be sung together, right? Eating hotpot, spicy, spicy, spicy, spicy This is easy Everyone sings this part together Who sings my part? I’ll sing. You sing. We need one more person. Call someone else. Me. I’ll sing the next part. Listen to my wife. Then who sings Jing’s part? The first four lines are in English. I’ll do it. Okay, go ahead. That’s cool. I think in my life, having this kind of opportunity and such a teacher, if I don’t give it a try, wouldn’t that be a waste? And if you want to change anything, that’s fine too. Okay. Let’s listen to the rhythm again first. Okay. Susu is working on something creative here. Yeah, everyone’s getting more and more competitive these days. I need to do something different. How about this, let’s relax for a bit. Look what I brought you. What do you think? Real pure-grain Lao Cun Zhang liquor. Got it. National baijiu, Lao Cun Zhang. Making a dazzling entrance with me. Inspiration keeps flowing, I won’t back down. With the flow in my hands, I’m the coolest. Have a glass of Uncle Lao (Lao Cun Zhang liquor). Wuha keeps going strong. Chao, you picked the hardest one. Isn’t it the hardest? Don’t listen to what they say. So scared, so scared. What on earth is he singing? No, just let him sing the first four lines first. Hurry up. After singing the first four lines, we’ll listen to the rest. The most even-tempered person got angry. It’s dawn. If it’s not 2:45 yet, I definitely won’t tell you to wrap up. What you see is the side of me that usually isn’t seen. Let’s do it again. Just two takes and we’re done. I listen to my wife. It’s too hard. No matter how I look at it, Are you going through menopause? No, why did you release so many albums? Over sixty songs. Over sixty songs. I don’t know a single one. Filming the music video for this song. Chief director: Chen He. It’s started. Is this the Wang Junkai I know? A good song has landed in the director’s hands.