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We’ve also specially prepared a gift for everyone. Bro Friends Your arrival today has truly honored us. Go, Junjun! Baby Give up Restart the timer Come on, let’s do it again. Let’s try one more time. “Take down brother-in-law” Very civilized “I’m your mom” I feel just like the lower reaches of a river here. It gets really dirty here. Nine birds on the ground Put it back I have a curtain You have a little I’m so mad This is the item you need to protect. My head is stuck inside. No way I can stuff it in my pants. Chicken feet No more chances. Just looking at you makes me uncomfortable. Why don’t you two let the makeup artist adjust your base tone a bit? To even it out. We don’t wear makeup. We came out bare-faced today. One is so fair, the other is so dark. What’s up with you today? Did you not sleep well? No, it’s not that you didn’t sleep well. Don’t you think he looks especially dark today? And he’s wearing a green shirt. The two of them matched again. Green makes you look darker, right? It’s not that green makes you look darker. Is this a bit better? You look like you’ve been holding it in for six or seven days. You know that? Seriously. What does that mean, today? Where’s the big bro? What does that mean? Where did big bro go? He went to the bathroom. What’s up, big bro? Chao. Big bro. Your hairstyle looks great today, big bro. Yeah, your hairstyle is really nice. Got some curls done. Looks cool. Is that your natural wave? It’s been curled. Last night, with me— —got a perm. Pressed instant noodles on top. Big bro got a perm, seriously. He’s growing his hair out. Didn’t you notice? Big bro, stop shaking. It’s a lot. What do you think? Okay. Let’s go. Everyone’s here, all here again. All here again. I specially prepared a gift for everyone. But whether you get this gift or not depends on whether you pass today’s challenge. We might not need this gift. We can move on. It’s very important. It’s really important. This game is very simple. It’s called “Lights Out Freeze Tag.” The four of you on the field are the prey. The hunter is the little black figure. When the lights are on, everyone must stay still. When the lights are off, you can move. The little black figure can tag people. Everyone can dodge. If you get tagged on the head, you’re out. If all four are out, the prize is gone. Why is this little black figure so buff? Yeah. Isn’t this a big black figure? Did they switch it? He’s even tall. I just asked him yesterday. He said he weighs over 90 kilos now. Now he’s already— Feels huge. But no chest (muscles). But no pecs. Looks a bit swollen. Yeah. Sorry. That’s what he said. Don’t hit me. His chest looks pretty weird. That’s what he said. Don’t you know how to wear tight clothes? How about we break him down first? Later, go all out when you hit. He’s losing his cool. Hit you. Hit him. Hit you. He can’t stand you. What about the time? How do we win? What’s the way to win? If we don’t get hit within the time limit. I’ll decide how we win. No, I mean I’ll control the winning time. I’ll control the time. It’s so random, just getting hit by the little guy. It’s over, this won’t work. My clothes are too noisy. That’s right. Take it off. I wore the wrong thing. Take it off. Take it off. It’s too white. Your big green one is also kind of… No light. Me too. Big green, big pink. Chao, do it. Get rid of it. Come on. The game starts. No. No. Wait a second. That just now was really hopeless. What happened? Please don’t come over here, okay? There are too many people on our side. Wait a second. Wait a second. Messing with us Messing with us Messing with us Who just now was so happy hitting with the stick? It made a “pop pop” sound Let me give you a massage Okay Come on, give me that weapon That’s it No, let’s play a bit longer One, two, three, lights off Where is it? No idea No idea Who kicked me? This person in black is really dark Which side are they on? Which side is this one on? Which side are they on? Wait, which side are you on? Wait, is this one of us? Yeah One of us Suppressing our feelings And still turning off the lights on us here Why is it so pitch black all of a sudden? It’s pitch black What’s going on? It’s just like that. We’re hugging really excitedly right now. Baby already arrived last night. We already had a meal first. Deng Chao didn’t even come. Friends we haven’t seen in so many years. Then he said he had something to do in Shanghai. But actually, he had something urgent come up. Something important, right? Yeah. And then I told you. You know all about it, right? Yeah, I know. He played a game in Shanghai. And then didn’t come to see you. Come on. Baby’s here, let baby have a turn. Is he hitting you guys, or… Baby gets hit. We hit him. The four of us hit him. I take the bat. Baby is super agile, you know? I hit with the bat. Or are they hitting me? It’s the guy in black, he hits. That’s how we do it. The game rule is he hits him. Our game here is just casual. It’s just everyone… Anything goes. Whatever. Just hit however you want. Hit randomly. But Baoqiang knows martial arts. Yeah. I’m afraid of him. He can do a chokehold. Back when we were tearing off name tags, he used to poke at my eyes. You got scared before the fight even started. Alright, let’s get a feel for it. Let’s do it like this. Put this in the middle. Whoever grabs it gets to hit the others. This one. Whoever gets hit on the head is out. Come on. I’m not leaving. Me neither. Chen He, look. See who has the “killer instinct.” Look, look at Chen He. You’re the first one. You—why you? How did you end up here? Where did the stick come from? Everyone… Except for Chao. Everyone has a stick. Why does everyone have one? He gave it to me. How do we do this? This… Chao gave this to me. Take those two out. I picked it up. Very good. Eliminated. Let’s go. Go. Alright, I lost. Actually, this doesn’t count. There’s no winner or loser, right? Didn’t we just say that? An important gift. The important gift is Baoqiang. This is a gift. This is a real treasure. I think there’s no winner or loser, right? This is it, this is the game. Bao is very busy. Not busy, not busy at all, totally free. The drama just finished airing. I just paid to watch the early screening. “The Chess Player” That money was worth it, right? How did you say that on the show? Interesting, right? You let Bao reimburse it. Get it reimbursed. Is it because I came to Wuha? Hurry up and do some homework. How do you open this door? Open the door yourself. I can’t even pry the door open. This door won’t open. Otherwise, let’s crawl in. Can’t crawl in here either. Best entrance ever. Bro. Bro Hello, welcome Come What does that mean? What do you mean? Don’t turn off the lights It’s really scary when it’s all dark Hello Hello Hi, He-ge You can’t just have “The Chess Player” show up and immediately put us in the dark like this Why does it go dark as soon as he appears? Come on Bro Last time at F1 (Formula One World Championship) Yeah, we met in Shanghai Bro Stand here Wait a second Come Okay, you all stand in the middle Let me do it Right This green I’m wearing today Everyone move What does this mean? Nothing, just for fun. Welcome. Welcome. Only one person here is from Chengdu. Jun Jun. Then we’ll leave it to you today. It’s up to you. We’re counting on you today. No problem. No problem. It’s on me. Hu Haofan, the kid from Baoqiang’s movie. From “Never Say Never.” Chao said he knows you. We’ve met several times. Chao, I… Chao doesn’t know you. Chao doesn’t know you. Who are you? You’re forcing it. Really, because yesterday… Yesterday at dinner, he said… Chao might not remember me. Definitely doesn’t remember. Chao, I’m from “Produce Camp 2019.” Chao. He hasn’t answered and you already said it. Let Chao… Yeah, take a guess. Try to remember. Think about it. Do you remember now, Chao? Do you remember? So, after all this time… He called you… Come on, let’s move on to the next segment. Brother Chao, me, 2019. “Produce Camp 2019” If you don’t rely on just one night, Hey, don’t drag me into this. I didn’t. They know you. I just met them. Actually, dear audience, let us tell you, our show is completely authentic. That’s right. We don’t even know who’s coming. You didn’t send it to me either, right? We talked about it that day. We talked about it in Shanghai, remember? He was the one who said it. Brother Fan. Thank you. Everyone, open the lid. See if there’s anything under the lid. I’ve never drawn anything before. Me neither. Not even once. I haven’t drawn anything this season. Big brother got something. Giving you endless wonderfulness Zhenxi pairs with Wuha Wonderful laughter Congratulations, you’ve received the “Great Things Are Wonderful” card You’ve received endless wonderfulness with a bonus boost You can redeem and use it at any time Scan the Zhenxi 90g cup the QR code inside the promotional pack for a chance to win the same “Great Things Are Wonderful” card as Wuha Bringing you wonderful moments Okay, Junjun If you go to Sichuan It’s really delicious This black ham sausage Black ham sausage Ham sausage You must be starving, bro No, this morning I ate something Tasty What do you think? Good To welcome Baoqiang, Junjun, and Haofan to Wuha let’s play a game This is, in Wuha’s history I just feel about you all saying I don’t know Haonan, I just feel you really don’t know him. You still can’t remember his name. It’s normal not to know him. After all, Chao meets too many people. This way, there will be more footage. This way, they won’t cut it out. Their post-production is really “ruthless”. Really “ruthless”. Seriously. Yeah, keep more footage. So we can meet again in the future. Let’s go. You can’t be blamed for this. It was just a brief meeting. See, it was in Shanghai. At the Shanghai Film Festival. I told you and we even chatted for a bit. So it’s understandable. Mainly, it’s because of his makeup. Today, it’s a bit heavy. It’s mainly the eyes. Let’s go. Who could remember that? You meet so many people, right? Bro, I’m watching “The Chess Player”. I’ve been catching up on it on the plane lately. Thanks. It’s really good, bro. Let’s see what today has in store for us. What kind of big setup do they have? That huge crane isn’t for us, is it? Look, a crane. Did you see it? What’s that for? Isn’t that kind of crane used for filming movies? I’ve never seen the production team use something like this before. And there’s more than one. What are they doing, are they going to hoist people up? That can’t be a good thing. No, something’s off. There are several stages to this. There are pits, props, and all sorts of things. Are they really making it this big? This isn’t some extreme challenge, is it? No, this is Bear and his friends. Seriously, I think the production team should let us relax a bit in such a beautiful place. We should be able to take it easy. Film something more comfortable. And they’re always making us dig up the ground with hoes. This is for wire work, this… There are wires. Look at this. There are wires. These really are wires. Why is the stunt team here too? Hello, thanks for your hard work. Later, no matter what, no matter what happens, whoever’s up there, please be extra careful. They’re really going to hoist it up. The wire team is over here again. Wire team. Guys, let’s see how many wires we have today. Hey man, give us a hint. Three. What are we doing? Three wires. Three wires today. Wait, let’s go put on the headgear. No. No, that’s not it. We’re here. This way. It’s over. See, I told you to change your shoes. Mianzi. They’re ruined. The road is rough. Don’t you think so? When boys see mud, they really like it. They get excited. Yeah. Very excited. Then we’ll leave you here. Baby, you just get as excited as you want. I’ll stay with you today. I get excited just seeing you. I can barely move now. My feet are stuck; I can’t move them anymore. This… Is this what men’s variety shows are like? This show is really tough on people. This season… Anyone who made it here today is a true brother. True brothers. The thing is, we didn’t even know before coming, bro. If we had known, we wouldn’t have come. If we knew, we’d have to think twice. What does this mean? Chen He, play with the ball. Here, take it, and watch. You have no teamwork at all. Catch it. Play with the ball. Tie your shoes tighter. Your shoe almost came off just now. Yeah, tie them up. Forget it, let’s tie our shoelaces first. Let’s start farming. Let’s farm. Farming. Okay. Let’s play a game that’s special to Sichuan. Gong Jun, do people in Sichuan really play like this? What’s special about it? I don’t know. We get to play with mud. This game is a bit complicated. But the rewards are pretty generous. There are seven levels in total, and everyone needs to work together. If everyone does it in relay, and we finish within five minutes, we can get off work right here. Get off work right here. Get off work right here. Wrap up for today. Five minutes? Then we win. We can get off work. If we finish within six minutes, we only have to film for half a day. If we finish within seven minutes, we continue filming today. Okay, we have a demonstration video. Let’s show everyone. They really hang people up. Is this a real person? Why are you acting like a mannequin? You just gave off a zombie vibe. This kind of gameplay… Wait, let’s do it again. We didn’t hear the rules at all. The competition is divided into seven stages. The first player tosses the soccer ball upward. and throws it to the second player, who is suspended in the air by wires. The second player catches the soccer ball. Then slides along the wire. While sliding on the wire, they need to throw the soccer ball into a designated area on the ground. The third player, acting like a scarecrow, puts on a jersey. The fourth player stands on a balance beam. and grips the soccer ball between their legs. The fifth player, in a scarecrow pose, fills a cup with water. and splashes it onto the sixth player’s face. In the middle of winter, too. It has to be poured on the sixth player’s face. After being splashed, the sixth player runs to the penalty spot and takes a shot. The seventh player must hang from the goal with both hands. and catch the soccer ball with their feet. Let’s go to the next stop. Does everyone have confidence? I really don’t have any confidence. Isn’t this just bragging? Isn’t this nonsense? Yeah, even the ones who score can’t do this. Why? How? You can only do this by… You could only come up with this in a nightmare. Right? This isn’t even a good dream. Having a nightmare. I just woke up from a nightmare. This doesn’t seem right. What’s wrong? This… Bro, you’re overacting a bit. We haven’t even started yet. No, it’s his shoulder. His shoulder can’t handle it. My shoulder is dislocated, I… Then forget it. Just forget it, forget it. But it has to be done like this. Let me try. Give the ball to that one. What am I supposed to look for? I have a headache. Alright, enough talking. Comrades. Who wants to be hoisted up first? Wire work. Anything’s fine. You know, when we just passed by, all of Wei Ya’s guys were there. Just not He Ge. Just not He Ge. As soon as we got over there, He Ge even greeted them. How are you guys? It gave us a real scare. How about today we let them experience it for themselves? No. Call more people. So many people pulling Wei Ya. Like pulling an elephant. It’s pretty good to have He-ge hoisted up. Yeah, I didn’t film anything all last year. Isn’t it great to have a chance to shoot an action scene now? Really. No, I never… Giving you a chance. I’m a comedy actor. I don’t do this kind of thing. You can try flying a bit. I don’t do this. At least you get to fly, you can fly. To be honest, being hoisted up there is actually pretty comfortable. An’an said during the show recording I can’t go higher than four meters. Alright, let’s do that. We agree to let him go up and livestream. Is the floor cleaner good? It’s good. So, while you’re waiting, you can livestream. We’ll clean the floor here. I promise I’ll get it clean. Right. I’ve never seen a livestream this high up. Have you? How is it? No. No, I haven’t done wire work in so many years. Has the harness been upgraded? I want to ask. It’s been upgraded, it’s alright. It’s upgraded. The harness is more comfortable now. Really? Is it really comfortable? It’s just really tight. Come on, we’re all men here. Stop dawdling. He just asked, he said— Is it comfortable? Has it been improved? He really wants to go up now. He’s eager to try. I’ll do it. Let me. Okay. Alright. Sure. The “young lady” is going up. I’m telling you, if I do this— You all have to pay. You should really livestream this. No need. My stream would get banned. It’s so weird up in the air. Alright, let’s split the rest. I’ll just pick this one. Big bro has great footwork. Just let him do it. Yeah. Like a national team player. Big bro kicks accurately. Big bro not only kicks accurately, he’ll knock you out. The one where you hold the ball on the water. I think the legs need to be a bit longer. Jun Jun can do that one. I’ll do the holding. Let Jun Jun do it. Let me do it. I think you’re suited for the one pouring water. Okay. Xiao Hu. That straw costume. I’ll throw it to you. Just throw it up here. Alright. Then I’ll try this one last. I’ll go put on the wire harness first. Good luck! Is there a harness this big? So those guys will have to work a bit harder. Hey, bro. Thanks for your hard work, everyone. Didn’t expect mine to go up so quickly. It’s a heavy one. It’s fine. The guys just ate, so they’ve got energy. How high is it? Seven or eight meters. The height is seven or eight meters. Is it really that high? Pretty much. Honestly, I’m a bit nervous. It’s been a long time since I used a wire harness. I’m a little scared. I’m a little scared. Hurry up, you guys. These guys are too slow. Are you guys messing with me here? The way you kicked that ball… Hurry up. This is hard. It’s hard, it’s bouncy. Can you go any faster? Hurry up. Come on, hurry. Oh man, it’s deformed. Hurry up. Look at these guys. I’m in position, look at them. Hurry up. So, what now? Let’s do this. Come on. Let’s all get into position. Go. Everyone, get ready. I’ll throw it to you. Is that okay? I trust you. I’m rooting for you. I’m not rooting for anyone else, just you. Alright. I root for everyone but myself. Okay. Alright, let’s go. Go up slowly at first. First try. First round. Raise it slowly. So cool. That’s awesome. Hey He, are your legs really that long? Not bad. Very good. Today’s temperature and humidity are perfect for drying fish. That’s too high. Stop bragging, can you really throw it up here? No problem, let’s see if you can catch it. I can throw it up. Yes. Throw it, give it a try. Look down. I’m wondering if we can start from here. Can it hit the target? Bro Bao. I’ve got an idea. Or should we switch to something else? Can you do it or not? Catch. Nice! You have to catch it, use your hands. Catch it! What am I supposed to catch? What am I supposed to use to catch it? I’m telling you, it’s really scary. I get scared just looking down. So scary. It can’t reach us here. Impossible. Do our guys have enough strength? It’ll take a long time. I really admire you. Baoqiang is already starting to curse. Got it. Look at this. What do you mean, me? No one catches it when it gets to them. We can’t coordinate. Or should we switch to something else? Seriously, I… I’m out of strength, I can’t throw it up anymore. Friends, your arrival today has made us unable to play anymore. I really like the scenery here. I feel like I did something wrong. I got on this “torture device” too early. It’s a bit… so tiring. Let me help you. What are you doing? I’m going to rest for a bit. If you don’t come over soon, I’m going to “lay an egg.” Hurry! Hurry! It’s starting. Hold it with your legs. He Ge, I’m not recovering anymore. My arm… Hurry up! I stopped recovering a long time ago. I can’t hold it anymore. Right now, I… Look at my feet. Do you still have any feeling in your lower body? No, I don’t. Just let it slowly move down your body. Let it go down. It’s too hard. This is way too hard, bro. Flying that high—what a “loser.” I’m done playing. So tired. I can’t. I give up. Hurry, let me down. I was wrong. Sorry, I was wrong. Long live the Go Fighting director team! Hurry up. Then come down, come down. If you don’t switch soon, no one can hold on anymore. Thanks for your hard work, brothers from the wire team. Thanks for your hard work, guys. I’ll come back later. Then let Baobao go. Don’t worry, Chao. With me here, you can relax. With him here, it’s fine. Just leave it to me. Bro throws—he’s accurate. Are you okay? No, that’s really hard. Wire work in filming is different from this. You never get lifted this high. Nonsense, bro. There are all kinds of wires in filming. There are so many. I can’t go that high. No, bro hasn’t done it in ages. I think Baoqiang can do it. Baobao should be fine. Baobao is like a monkey. Baobao. Go, Baobao! So impressive. Look at Baoqiang, so professional—one in front, one behind. Keep it up! Look, you have to do it like this. See, when Bao goes up, he even makes some adjustments. You just go straight up and down. That’s fine. It’s so high. Isn’t this a bit too high? It wasn’t this high just now, was it? Because I’m a bit taller. So it feels a bit closer to you, you know? It really is a bit high. Bro, it’s your turn. It’s okay. Start the timer. Mine. So close. Go. Go. He, that’s what I call actively catching the ball. Yeah, you didn’t move at all just now. You know? Bao just goes for it like this. Keep moving. That’s good. Look, He. Go. Go. Nice! Stop. It’s over. He can go up and also grab it. But his sense of distance isn’t great. Yeah, this is too hard. It still takes a bit of time to fall. There’s wind. Yeah. Let’s do another one, again. If I’m on this grass, it has to land. We have to succeed this time. We have to succeed this time. Release. Release. Release. Great. Okay. Hurry. Okay. Alright. Alright. Done. I can’t even put the clothes on. Usually doesn’t wear clothes. This. You can do it. Can I help him? No. Can I help him then? Yes. I’ll help you. So tired. Okay. Okay, three minutes left. Come on, come in. You can do it, Junjun. Your knees are so long. This is really hard. I can’t do this anyway. Wait a second. I think the shorter one like Chen He’s is doable. Okay. Got it clamped. Okay, Junjun. It’s done. This waist and abs… Let’s go. Go. Kung fu tea. Okay, Mianzi. So cool. Looks good. Mian, water. But honestly, after coming over, a whole bowl splashed on my face. I think it’s a bit random. Hurry up. He Ge, I’m not recovering anymore. You know? I’m done playing. Splash it on the face. It’s been five minutes. Come on! A little heavier. Hurry up. Higher, a bit closer. No, I’m out of strength. Chao Ge is “hanging dead.” You want to “play Chao Ge to death”? Quick! He, hang it over. A bit higher. Nice shot. Nice shot. Victory! Nice one, Chao Ge! Seven and a half minutes It doesn’t affect the result at all. Yeah, we don’t care. Doesn’t matter, we’re not watching the time. We’re just playing. Just for fun. But I don’t think I can keep playing. Don’t say that, I’m getting hyped. I want to do it again. Challenge myself a bit. It’d be best if we could finish in five minutes. What if we finish in two minutes? If we do it in two minutes, we’ll just end the season right here. Deal, two minutes and we’re done. Let’s go. Let’s really do it this time, come on. Come on, let’s do it like this. Go. Then let’s do it as fast as possible. Yeah, the fastest. Okay. You need to practice a bit more quickly. If you mess up again, I’ll twist your head off. Hold it up first. Hold both sides and swing it down, I think. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Alright, I got it. Let’s do it. Alright. Go. Come on! You can do it! Hurry! Keep going! If you don’t go, I won’t hug you. Okay. That’s fine. Baby. Go, baby! So impressive! Charge! Keep it up! Throw it, Bro Bao! It’s thrown. It’s okay. No problem. Give up this round and start over. Start over. Begin. Come on! Give up. Restart the timer. Come on, let’s do it again. One more round. Okay. Go. It’s all right. That’s fine. Okay. Start timing. Okay. That’s fine. Go. Release. Throw. Here it comes. Okay. Alright. Ten rings. Nice one, Bao. You can do it! That’s good. Okay. So fast, so great! Keep it up! Awesome! That’s good. Nice! Slow down. Come on! Hang in there! Keep going! Nice! You can do it! Jun Jun. Go, Jun Jun! Jun Jun got water in. Wait a moment. Keep going! Don’t give up! It’s very slippery. Why is it so slippery? It’s okay, Jun Jun, don’t worry. Shoes are off. Go, Jun Jun! Nice, Jun Jun! Nice! Hurry! Faster! Wang Mian. Slow down. I can catch it with my head. Look. I found the trick. Nice! Come on, hurry up! I can’t keep up anymore. This is way too tiring. Hurry! Faster! Go! The first part took two and a half minutes. We broke the record! It’s okay. So close. Well done, Chao! Come on, do it again! This pause… That hurts. It’s already been three minutes. Come on, try again! Go! Fan is the most exhausted. We have to succeed this time. Go, Junjun! Hang in there! You can do it! Keep going! We can definitely do it. Nice shot! That last one was great. Well done, Chao! Keep it up! I can’t pull anymore. Bro. Bro. This… Okay. Alright. Good. Okay. Alright. Nice! These two, these two “crazy ones”. Give a high five. Okay. We lost. It’s fine. Alright, it’s fine. Everyone completed the task smoothly. Lost well. Even though it wasn’t a big success, let’s go eat. Losing is winning. Okay. We showed our style during the process. Except for the last two legs, which were a bit disconnected, the earlier parts were done very well. Alright. Okay. Of course, we have to be as reliable as Du Xiaoman. Alright, we’ll take everyone to eat a delicious rabbit dish here in Sichuan. Okay. Rabbits are so cute, but we just love eating rabbit. Let’s go. Let’s go. The usual spot Jun Jun, how many days did you work last year? Last year was pretty busy. I spent last year in the crew for about eight or nine months, I think. Ten months. I was basically living on set. It’s much better now than it was back then. Transportation is a bit more convenient too. There are places to eat now as well. A lot more food options—there used to be just one supermarket. Now Hengdian has everything. I remember back then, Li Chen and I played two basketball games in one day. Then I got hit so hard my nose started bleeding. Was it from a collision or did the ball hit you? It was from those really intense street games. Do you remember Haofan now? When did you ever run into him? You didn’t finish what you were saying just now. Now it’s even ongoing. I just had a long chat with Haofan. If Chao can’t remember you, it’s not his fault. It’s your problem, you know? You haven’t interacted with Chao enough for him to remember you. It’s fine. It’s okay. You don’t need to be remembered by others. I just don’t want others to remember me. As long as you’re happy, that’s enough. You don’t want to be remembered. When you board a plane, you interact with fans so much. I just can’t bear it. Seriously. I keep seeing you, bro. Outside the VIP lounge, you’re always with others. And you interact with other fans too. They’re other people’s fans, right? Seriously. I feel like none of them are here for Chao. They’re all Chen He’s fans. If they were my own fans, I could understand. But they’re not mine. And they can’t even see their idol. I have to go over and comfort them. I can understand that too. Last time, it was for Xiao Di. Yeah, I know. Of course, I really did… Their shouting all blends together. I thought it was for me. When I got closer, I asked, “Who are you waiting for?” Xiao Di. She changed her flight, she’s behind me. I messaged Xiao Di too. But she had to wait half an hour. So I didn’t wait for her. For example, in the future Wait, who will Xiaohua like? If she likes someone this much, I’ll definitely support her. I’d even take them to chase after the person. If she says she likes Baobao or Baoqiang, Of course, Dad will arrange it for you. I think that’s really responsible. Very passionate. It’s not easy being a fan. Not you. It’s really not easy. It’s rare for him to have someone he likes. People need to have things or people they like and pursue. And be able to express it. Right. Isn’t that so? I just like it. I’m willing to be like Gong Jun. Boldly express myself. I think it’s great. This is good, it feels comfortable. We’re camping. It’s really comfortable. It’s just that the weather isn’t great today. But Chengdu’s weather is always like this. This is the new district, right? Yes, this is a very new district. And the development here is pretty good. There’s still a lot of potential for the future here. The future center. Actually, Chengdu is quite a nurturing place, isn’t it? Because life here is humid. Life is still quite comfortable. Very relaxing. This… Have you been here before? I haven’t been here before. Is this a real restaurant? Yes, this is a real restaurant. Really? Let’s go. We’re going. Such a big sign. Zhengxing Zhang Yong Braised Rabbit. This is really a local specialty. Does anyone here like it? Rabbit meat. I think it’s delicious. I really didn’t dare to eat it before. Later, when filming “iPartment,” That Sun Yizhou, he brought it for you. He’s from Chengdu. He’s from Chengdu. Look, mud. Is it mud? Just made it. I was afraid it was a pimple. It feels really good. This definitely tastes amazing. It feels really good. So comfortable. What’s this for? Are we about to sing? Time to continue the song. You’re overreacting, aren’t you? Look, this little stool isn’t right. Okay, sit down. Really. We’ve arranged for everyone later to eat rabbit. There will also be ear cleaning and mahjong. We have it all, really. We really have everything. We really do. We really do. Kitty. Cat. Okay. Black cat. Chief. Black Cat Chief. It’s coming over. Looking for attention. Okay. Did we eat well? Did we have fun? It mainly depends on everyone. How did everyone do in this game? Let’s play a game. It’s one we’ve played before. It’s called “Dialect Telephone.” That’s it. Okay, everyone say where you’re from. And speak in your dialect. I’m from Chengdu, Sichuan. I’m a local. Northeast. Qiqihar. I’m from Hebei. Hebei native. Hebei native. I’m from Rui’an, Wenzhou. Where? Where? That’s troublesome. Where are you from? I’m from Wenzhou. Wenzhou dialect is the hardest to understand. This Wenzhou dialect is used as a code. Let Xiao Hu go. But I can switch dialects. I can change. No. We’re playing this game because of you. I’m telling you, really. If we replaced him with a cat, maybe we all… Listen to a cat. Maybe we’d understand a cat better. Which seat do you want? Okay, since last time everyone… …performed poorly in this game, let’s get a bit more familiar with each other’s languages. Let’s have some training. Let’s start with a poetry recitation. The words for the poetry recitation are these. This needs copyright. This counts as your copyright, right? Yes. Your copyright. I contributed to the lyrics. My name is credited too, okay? Then let’s start in order. I’ll go. Stand up and recite. Poetry recitation. How about you show us an example, bro? Bro, give us a demo. You did the demo for the song too. Now you have to demo the recitation as well. This is your song, you know? Show us how your song goes. Let me tell you. If I give you a demo, that’s it. You go ahead, take a look. Take a look. Take a look, come on. What is this? “Big” means “too much.” Hot, come on. Not bad. You could say it’s… I’m done, my dialect is gone. I have to make it up on the spot. There’s something in your teeth. He brought out his pet again. It’s actually quite inspiring. Great. Glorious. I actually learned this before. No, that’s advanced, high level. If we get to Chengdu, then… Alright, then I’ll go. Actually, this first line is a lot like yours. It’s recitation, not chatting. Recitation. That’s a Northeastern accent. Not chatting. It’s still spoken quite standardly. Yeah, kind of. You’re speaking standard Mandarin. It’s still very standard. This is the only way I can read it. What else can I do? I can only read it as “qī sī”. That’s correct. That’s how it is with big brother. Big brother can’t recite, nor can he chat. He can only argue. When arguing, everything comes out. “Kou kou kou.” Sounds familiar. That day, he just kept “picking, picking, picking.” Again with the “picking, picking, picking.” It’s all just dreaming. Come on, baby. Recite that one first. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. Set off. How strong is the taste of black coffee? Wait a second. What about “lou”? “Lou” means to set off. Set off. “Lou” is that ‘set off.’ There’s a sliding sound between ‘fa’ and ‘lou.’ You slipped up just now, didn’t you? Yeah. Actually, you didn’t say it, right? I said it’s a dialect thing. Just set off, lou. Set off. “Set off, lou”—that’s your dialect, right? I say ‘set off.’ Just ‘set off.’ How strong is the taste of black coffee? How strong? Pretty strong. It’s just strong tea. I just want that light, fizzy drink. No more reciting, right? Daydreaming on a hot day. “Quite” was added in, right? Dreaming of turning into a rainbow. Even more “de”. Is “ting de” a swear word? No, it’s not. De, de jin. Exciting. “Ke de” means wonderful. Awesome. Awesome. Very wonderful. Ting de. Ke de, very wonderful. Where was I reading? Where did you get to? What’s up? You yourself… I have the urge to run. The urge. With you here, even if I fall, I stay calm. Fearlessly chasing my dreams. Sweat writes this honor. Even the cat just chose you. I think we should let Chao sing. Sing it out. Should I sing it in Jiangxi dialect? This song is sung by Chao. Play the accompaniment, go ahead and sing. You can sing a bit. Come on, baby. You have to meet all the baby’s requests. He’s the boss today. Because Chao’s version is all pre-recorded. It’s all edited. So we listen to his original, right? Do I even need editing when I sing? When was it not edited? Tell me, when was it not edited? I have to leave a few flaws in the editing. Otherwise, Chao, you sing too well. It’s so good, so perfect, it doesn’t even sound real. No shame at all, really, this part. Let’s go! Such a familiar song. Way too familiar. This melody feels so warm. Sing. It hasn’t started yet. Gotta pinch it up. Let’s go! Pinch it up. Yeah, you have to pinch your voice. How strong is the taste of black coffee? so relaxed daydreaming on a hot summer day having a daydream dreaming that I turned into a rainbow turned into a rainbow I feel the urge to run I always want to run with you here, even falling feels calm even falling feels calm fearlessly chasing dreams “Knock knock knock” sweat writes this honor writing this honor dialect characters in movies can also be different you used Cantonese Cantonese Nanchang dialect small dreams can’t be shown on the big screen but singing it sounds quite similar you forgot the lyrics, didn’t you? I kind of forgot there are no more lyrics after this you say I’m your superhero singing this song loudly for you right now recite So long. Next up is a paid activity. A paid activity. Alright, that’s good. That’s good. Dialect. It’s not a song relay. Not a song relay. It’s that one. There’s no song relay here. It’s that telephone game from Qingdao. The one from Qingdao. Just translate the sentence. This is “killing me.” Do you guys want to arrange your seats? Then he goes to Let’s switch places. I’ll be last. Yeah, he goes to the back. Who do we start with? Start from that side. Then I’ll go first. His part ends here. It’s over. Now it’s fun. Let’s do one first. Now it’s fun. Go ahead. Heard it. Okay. Do it again. Don’t make it so rustic. Just a little bit. Can’t help it. That’s just how you have to say it. What does that mean? You, “always give” You, “will always be taken advantage of” “the dishes are still hot from washing” You eat so slowly. So slow. You eat so slowly. You, You, when you do things, When you do things, Doing things, always slow. Always slow. I got it. Okay. You, when you eat, Can we finish now, honestly? I’ve said it. You definitely understand. Slower. Okay. You You know what “nong die ge ren” means, right? I know. You know. You say it. Continue. “Eat so slowly, it’s unbearable” “Do things a bit effeminately” One more time. “You always do things so slowly” “A bit like a woman” “Eat so slowly, it’s unbearable” So quiet. Sorry. “Dead,” right? Because it’s quite long. But surprisingly, in the only dialect I know, But surprisingly, in the only dialect I know, I actually do know it. That long one. Maybe it’s something we’re all familiar with. It’s just a sentence, right? That’s impossible. I’m not wrong. And I even repeated it. I’ll say it again. Chao’s eyes look so pure. How could his eyes not be pure at this moment? I can say it again. Stop. Repeat it again. Can’t get organized. This can’t be organized. Woman “Women can scheme too” “Shoe pump history kid stone presses hard” Wait a moment. What exactly is it? “Shoe pump” “Shoe pump” “Shoe pump, add pump” Eating is impossible. “Bathing is pressing hard” Bathing is also impossible. “Ao Ni giang shuang ju nu yang” “Ao Ni giang shuang” sounds familiar. “Ao Ni giang shuang ju nu yang” I’m very dry. “Screw you” Okay. It’s over. Listen, it’s starting. Whether you want to eat or bathe, it’s impossible. Bathing is impossible. Let me tell you. If you want to eat or bathe, it’s impossible. “Get lost” It’s just a bath banana. Bath banana. Is it the one about being homesick? I have to remember it first. Let me tell you. Right? Let me tell you. It’s impossible if you want to eat. It’s also impossible if you want to take a bath. It’s impossible if you’re homesick. Wanting to take a bath is impossible. “Get lost.” “Get lost.” Okay. Got it. Didn’t get it. Didn’t remember. Just tell him. I’ll tell. What is it? That thing is just “dead,” you know? It’s actually okay if it’s not real. I think No. How is that possible for you? Do you think it went smoothly? Those just now, Bao. Very smoothly. You combined a lot of dialects, right? Very perfect. Let me think, what was the first sentence? Yeah, your memory isn’t good. Give you a bowl or something. Let me tell you. Whether you can come or not, you know? Acting cute won’t work. “Get lost.” Are you letting your personal feelings get involved, or what? I think this phrase originated from He. It wasn’t me. I didn’t say that. I have to… I have to deliver it more accurately. Let me try again. Bro, do it again. Let me tell you something. It doesn’t matter whether you want to leave or not. You know where you are, right? Anyway, it’s useless for you to remember. Just get out of here. You said that pretty smoothly. Smooth. Pretty smooth. Anyway, that’s the vibe I’m getting from you. You’re way smoother than me. Wang Baoqiang, you’re talking nonsense too. No, I’m not. That— that wasn’t me. This is definitely not nonsense. I’m being serious with you. What you said is really nonsense. You didn’t even listen to how he sang just now. If you’re making things up, then it started with Chao. Chao said it like that. I’m just passing it along. He’s just making things up. As for me, I’m still exploring. I can’t believe you took this reinterpretation to the extreme. You know that? I was actually quite moved listening to it. There’s still a bit of story and a subject. Let me tell you, Bao, Was there any meaning in what you just said? There was meaning. So it was meaningful, right? Not just random talk. Speak a bit slower. Slower. Talk slower. Let me tell you, Do you want to make friends or not? Even taking a shower here is useless, you know? Stop overthinking—aren’t you just going to say “get lost”? I’m also “cheap.” After I tell you to “get lost,” I won’t care about you anymore. Do whatever you want. I understand. Got it? I can only go by this dialect. I’ll try to understand it roughly. Understand the meaning. I even forced a translation. Forced a translation. Then Gong Jun goes first. Come on, say it. What was his correct answer at the beginning? You’re way too unreliable. You are too unreliable. Way too unreliable. Way too unreliable. What does “unreliable” mean? It means this person is too unreliable. Unreliable. And then When doing things, always skirting the edges. Changes their mind easily when doing things. No, it’s about skirting the edges when doing things. It’s just that he isn’t steady. Right, always likes to avoid things. Do you think I used “get lost” well? My “get lost” was just right. It was the perfect finishing touch. The last sentence is “stacking the best when eating” Stacking the best means he always picks the best food when eating. Stacking the best—the things on top. This person is so annoying—”get lost.” So actually, that makes sense to me too. People like this shouldn’t even go home. “Get lost.” I think I think there are so many dialects here that in the end, you’d rather just guess what the first one means instead of listening to what the previous person said. I realize that’s probably true. But I really listened and really tried to feel it. I really listened. And I really tried to get the meaning. Let him say something to you two. You listen. Let me listen. If you can figure it out, if you can get even half a sentence of meaning in Chinese, then you’re really impressive. “Nu ji ye neng a” “Shi beng a shi zai shi ya man ya” “Ya song suo ye ju nu yang” “锯女养” just means girl. When I turned my head, he was just an Asian face. But where did “get lost” come from? Me. Right, there’s no “get lost.” Do you guys want to switch seats? I’ll sit with Baby. You switch. I’ll switch with you, I’ll… Then you have to “finish off.” You “finished me off.” I’m sincere. I’m really listening too. You’re sincere. You have to get me. I definitely feel it for real. Isn’t it hard to make this up even if you tried? This feels just like the lower reaches of a river. It’s really dirty here. Last night, my dad’s snoring was so loud. Listening to Fan Zhiyi’s snoring drove me crazy. Open your mouth. For old mahjong players and professional singers, We can’t discuss this issue any further. Is there anyone who still doesn’t understand? I guess you just don’t get it. One two three four, one two three four, it’s like a song. You can even do it like this. Like this. Of course you can. Your brains aren’t working, you guys are… Born kings of hiding things. Your sesame oil. Sesame oil. Where are the chicken feet? Hurry up. I’m pickled pepper. Chicken feet. Where’s my teammate?