【Multi Sub】FULL | 第6期：红房子爆笑售后直面黑历史 ！《一见你就笑》 Laugh at the sight of you EP6
Jianxiao Convenience Store rooftop is open for a limited time. Young friends who are about to graduate, will be here to shout out their past regrets and hopes for the future. Let’s first welcome from “There’s a Red House Under the Tree,” Yang from the family compound and Zhai. You’re my little bro. If I don’t look out for you, who will? Jing Xichi. Starting today, I’ll be teaching you. I’m Yang Xizi. I played Chen Huan’er in “There’s a Red House Under the Tree.” Although the show finished airing a while ago, my family and I still have a deep love for “There’s a Red House Under the Tree.” It’s always been strong. Today is a big day. We’re here to attend the graduation party. Welcome, Yang Xizi. Thank you all for your love. Thank you. Even though it’s been a long time since the show ended, the energy is still so strong. Come on, let’s welcome Zhai. Zhai Xiaowen. How have you been lately? You’re so handsome, it must be tough for you. Then you’ll have to keep working hard in the future. Okay. Listening to you is exhausting for me too. Please, both of you, come stand by my side. Next, let’s welcome Zhou and He. Okay Welcome I’m He Qiu, hello everyone I heard that everyone from the convenience store is really good at playing games but we’re not afraid at all because among our teammates, we have an athlete and a little sunshine and a top student so we’re definitely going to win Alright Welcome Old Song I’m bringing you on TV Little Princess Old Song The family compound is also on TV now The director is on TV too Hope we all have fun today Thank you Alright, welcome Welcome, Student Zhou Next up let’s welcome our own Student Xu and Student Yang You have to be energetic too Energy Where’s the energy? Shengzi When they stand up there they’re especially energetic When you stand there I feel like you’re in a bad mood Feeling down Feeling down I really am feeling down right now If I have to team up with Yang Chaoyue again I’ll just jump down from here Xu Zhisheng Let me tell you our partner I want to team up with Yang Di as the “Back Scratcher” duo Okay Really? Then I’m coming up Thank you Come down quickly Welcome Let’s welcome Xu and Yang Next, let’s invite another Yang and our Chen Parent-teacher meeting “Father and son duo” I’m Chen Xinhao I’ve been in the industry for over two years But I still don’t have a representative work that I’m satisfied with I need to work hard, and even harder so more people can see me One day I will also have my own Okay, good So inspiring Then my speech has to be even more inspiring Hello everyone I’m Yang Di I’ve finally graduated Graduated At my age If I didn’t graduate now, I’d be retiring soon I didn’t expect my first job after graduation would be working at a convenience store No, this isn’t just one job It’s two jobs Every day, just when I think I’m done I have to go straight into our warehouse Okay This program is brought to you by the truly fruity Mengniu Real Fruit Granules as the exclusive title sponsor Welcome everyone to the Jianxiao Convenience Store It’s graduation season recently Our convenience store has also welcomed an order from the director of “There Is a Red House Under the Tree” Director Zhang Xiaoan Because their budget is limited they can’t organize a graduation party on their own so they came to us He will find out that our budget is even more limited But we have experience We complement each other very well One has no budget The other has no experience The other has no experience So, the initiator, Director Zhang Xiaoan has also come to the scene Let’s welcome Director Zhang Director Zhang Anzi An Anzi Zhang Xiao’an Zhang Xiao’an And what about Stan? Anzi, aren’t you the one behind the camera now? Anzi Director Zhang, come stand over here. Director Zhang Hello, everyone. I’m Zhang Xiao’an, the director of “There Is a Red House Under the Tree.” Our director, you know, it’s also necessary that he has to be this handsome. And tall. I thought do you think the director really needs to be here? No. Because I thought the director was also an actor in the show. He came today. Yeah. I thought so too. I heard the director even has his own fan club. Is that true? He has fans. He has fans. They came to pick him up at the station. It’s his first time on a variety show. He might have dressed up a bit too much. A bit overdressed. No. So, this drama “There Is a Red House Under the Tree” has already finished airing. For all the viewers, it has left many wonderful memories. I’d like to ask Director Zhang here, when filming this drama, what was the main message you wanted to convey to everyone? There is a famous saying that goes, in this world, there is only one true form of heroism, which is, after seeing the true nature of life, still loving life. I think this saying is very well put. I also hope that our drama can bring some strength to the audience, so that everyone can, just like the characters in our show, be optimistic, strong, and brave, and become the hero in their own lives. Although the show has already ended, we still hope everyone will keep following “Red House Under the Tree.” Every time you watch, you’ll find something new. It’s graduation season now. The shop has received many letters from viewers with wishes related to youth. They want us to help make them come true. This season’s most interactive segment has very simple rules. Viewers make wishes, and the Fruit Milkshake delivers the luck. Everyone, when floral meets fruit, it’s a bottle of little happiness. You taste the fruit pieces, and draw a bit of good luck. Please welcome the fans and their truly heartfelt love for you. Draw one. Draw one. They’re all here. Come on, one for each person. Let’s go. The first question is still very much related to you. What did Jing Xichi and Chen Huan’er write on the tile What exactly was the wish they wrote What if the director didn’t plan for it Then we wouldn’t have written anything Of course We wrote it We wrote it What I wrote at the time was Wishing Zhang Xiao’an would lose ten pounds Did you succeed in losing weight To be on this show I expected this day would come I want to report him He also wrote something like Zhai Xiaowen is the most handsome or something like that On such a small tile Can you really write so many wishes It’s tough Life is tough What I wrote was I hope Jing Xichi and Chen Huan’er will be very happy in a parallel world I even drew a picture It was of the four of us and the houses in the Red House family compound A few of us were on the roof Zi was writing very seriously Compared to that, writing “so handsome” or things like that is so superficial Look at Xi Zi I was serious too I wrote mine very seriously too Is it possible today to show everyone this thing and recreate that scene Right Look Zi It’s the same This brings back a lot of memories. Thank you. Take a look. Let’s see what Zhai Xiaowen can write today. Will it be a different kind of wish? Who wants to make a wish for him? I’ve been dieting lately too, Xiaowen. But this time, Zhai Xiaowen wrote a lot more. It’s much longer. It probably isn’t just about being handsome. Let’s look at Xiaowen’s first. I wrote a wish for the Red House family compound and everyone at the convenience store. May you all be handsome, beautiful, and prosperous. Thank you. Now let’s take a look at Xizi’s. I drew again. Zi is really dedicated. These are the people from our Red House. And also the guests from “Smile When I See You.” I just hope that everything goes smoothly for all of us in the future. Thank you. Quick, let’s put these two precious tiles in our convenience store and keep them safe. Then I’ll take a look at my wish card now. Share a lollipop and gaze deeply into each other’s eyes for ten seconds Then we can only do it sideways How should I put this I need to step aside I can’t handle that kind of look I love watching you two Neither of you is possessive about food, right? No Hurry, it’s about to fall Quick Get ready, ten seconds of deep gazing starts now I’m a bit dizzy Okay, let’s start the timer now Ten It’s already been half a minute Alright, thank you both We have one more wish Come on, Shengzi What kind of song counts as a sweet song? Zhisheng, give us an example Sister, you sit at the bow of the boat That’s from my era I love you You are my Juliet I’m willing to be your Liang Shanbo Every day is filled with happiness Every night is romantic Let love last forever Never let go Why did you stop singing? I love you Okay The warehouse is here You sang beautifully Today, we’ve prepared for you the most unique graduation dinner ever All the friends here today are so young You are called the Youth Team Youth Team, great The Smiling Team looks just… Seems a bit anxious Blame me Then do your best Let me see all your energy Okay So sloppy It ended suddenly The ending was like a comma It just stopped all of a sudden He felt embarrassed himself Used to dare to sit below Where did everyone go now? It’s the people in the audience talking Right, if this part was recorded It would be too bad Even though our budget and venue are limited We still offered the most mysterious part of the shop We opened up the secret warehouse And designed for everyone A graduation dinner full of surprises But wait Only the winning team can attend Let’s take a look At the main rules of this competition Two teams will compete in three rounds of youth rally The team with the highest final score Will get tickets to the graduation dinner Anchor point Everyone, let’s start the first round Rally Youth is a symphony of passion and courage Unrestrained youth needs to be sung out loud Our two teams Need to learn the same A cappella What does a cappella mean? A cappella is performed only with voices Without any instrumental accompaniment This performance is divided into Five vocal parts Each member learns a different vocal part Acting cute, are you, Keyu? Keyu Alright, we’ll do as you say You go work in the mysterious warehouse You really fit the vibe in there Because there are five vocal parts in total Then I’ll be one of the vocal parts I’ll join the Smile Team We still need to invite Director Zhang to join the Youth Team The lesson is over The two teams will sing in turn The vocal teacher will judge based on the performance and decide which team wins Let’s listen to this original demo Really, I haven’t I haven’t really heard it before I’m ready Can we lip-sync? Just use the one from earlier If it’s “Pigsy Carries His Bride” The two of us are a bit more familiar with it It’s challenging Our two teams Each have three minutes I really am Everyone needs to finish it internally Three years, maybe I need three years (Parts) Assignment and Practice Let’s just go to the convenience store. Let’s leave the stage to our friends from the Youth Team. Come on. Let me listen. It’s too hard. I think it’s hard too. The thing is, I don’t even know how to beatbox. Let’s listen first. Let me listen. Let me listen to this beatbox. Xu Zhisheng, are you really this good? Xu Zhisheng. Let me tell you. After doing this for a minute, you’ll get really tired. You’ll be “dead” tired. Out of breath. You just be that one, that’s fine. Qin Shi Huang catching assassins. Di-ge. Bro, all these years… Alright, I’ll practice this myself. Which pronunciation do I need to use? Just like that. If you feel it when you hold the mic, It’s fine, just do whatever. But you’re really good. I’ll just beatbox then. Yeah, you’re the beatbox. The two of us will do bass and… Yeah. The two of us will do the rhythm. Do that kind of thing. I’ll just keep beatboxing. Don’t spit on my mic. This is your mic. Bravely move forward There are rewards for moving forward I want to come in first Smart, brave, and strong I really envy myself I want to come in first I want to fly a plane, I want a TV I want a CD player, I want an mp3 I want ice cream, I want money Don’t be too greedy Pretty in sync Okay, that was perfect, right? Finished Let’s go Let’s go We’re ready Let us show you an example first They’re about to start They’re about to start Okay, so next Let’s enjoy a performance by our comedy group Bringing a very explosive Alright, please welcome Five, six, seven, go Bravely move forward, moving forward has Alright Teacher, cut Teacher, I couldn’t keep up Our high notes are completely ruined Teacher, I couldn’t hold back my laughter I think it was a bit too much of a mess I’ll do it again Explosive? You blew up first I’ll do it again Okay I need to be confident Okay Get ready Five, six, seven, go Bravely move forward, there are rewards ahead. I want to come in first. I want to fly a plane, I want a TV. I want a CD player, I want an MP3. I want ice cream, I want money. Don’t be too greedy. She suddenly did something— No matter where, never give up. Go look for diet chocolate. Five songs. It seems we sang all five songs pretty well. If we didn’t have that B-box next to us, it would be perfect. B-box. Not a single B-box was on beat. It was really amazing. I was just too focused just now. I missed Xu Zhisheng’s wonderful performance. Let’s enjoy it. Xu Zhisheng’s B-box. Solo performance. Impossible. No. I was following your rhythm. Do you even have a rhythm? Why are you getting excited? Why are you getting worked up? This is so uncomfortable. It’s causing a lot of interference with our singing. No, your rhythm. Because of yours. There was a fast song section. You were fast too. When it got fast, I just… It was really noisy just now. He was just pure noise. Can we hear the bass? Bass. I want to hear it too. One beatbox, one bass. They just rely on their accompaniment. They totally beat us. Mine should still be a lot better than Xu Zhisheng’s. Come on, please enjoy the bass solo. It really feels like we’re back in Journey to the West. Since we… Our team has already ended up like this. I want to hear Yang Chaoyue’s solo. I want to hear it too. Yang Chaoyue is our soprano. We rely on her for a lot. Come on, Yang Chaoyue’s solo. Here it comes, hers… Her trumpet is coming up. Don’t blare in the middle of our singing. What are you blaring for? Mine is actually pretty good. Come on, Dige’s turn. Bravely move forward There are rewards for moving forward I want to come in first What’s wrong with the word “brave”? Brave I want a CD player, I want an MP3 I want ice cream, I want money Don’t be too greedy Very confident Very confident No, I can do this too Just humming along Xin Hao, come on Ours, Xin Hao’s This definitely sounds good Look Finally, there’s a normal one Bass part Bravely move forward I think this sounds pretty good Xin Hao, the two of us are a great team Look at them Really didn’t expect that That was just a part of our performance I really couldn’t tell Di Ge truly lives up to being in our hearts “The Hexagon Warrior” Really full of talent I think our team’s harmony really has depth is truly rich Just like our fruit and flower smoothie A light floral fragrance paired with real fruit pieces A rich taste Super layered Bro, that’s a perfect match for our group Let’s have a toast Come on Cheers Anchor point Just now, when the Smile Group was performing, the Youth Team was laughing together as one. They were really happy. And the key point is, they didn’t even take it seriously. When we were singing, they weren’t even trying to learn from us. Just listening a bit. Honestly, it seems like there wasn’t much to learn anyway. So let’s invite the Youth Team. It’s your turn now. I’m holding my microphone. It’s covered in my saliva now. We shouldn’t help them tune now. We should sabotage them now. The key thing about them is, why do these five people just stand there and actually look like a real group? They really do. They’re tall and big. They really look like a group. We’re called the Red House Band. Next, please enjoy an a cappella performance from the Youth Team. Five, six, seven, eight. Pretty much like me. Bravely move forward, there are rewards ahead. I want to come in first. I want to fly a plane, I want a TV. I want a CD player, I want an MP3. I want ice cream, I want money. Don’t be too greedy. That’s really boring. Sounds really nice. Pleasant to the ear. Smart, brave, and strong. I really envy myself. Even hula hooping is no problem. Xi Zi sings well. The key is that Xiao Yang sings really well. Leading the team forward. It really is. It really is. No matter where we are, we never give up. Going to look for slimming chocolate. Round head, round face, round belly. This beatboxing is actually pretty impressive. It’s a bit amazing. He’s not using the same script as us. Why is there a second page? They must be playing the original vocals. It’s a bit too pleasant to the ear. Honestly, it’s a bit boring. Boring, not interesting. We’re a variety show. We need some impact. Come on. Director Zhang, switch to Xu Zhisheng and do it again. Let’s go. Zhisheng. The key is, Director Zhang’s beatboxing is really amazing. He keeps supporting steadily in the background. Very steady. Teacher. The reason he sounds so impressive now is all because of the groundwork I laid earlier. Without my part before, he wouldn’t sound that impressive. No, but I think someone’s solo track among them still has a few minor issues. I heard some noise in a few parts of He Qiu’s performance. I kind of want to listen to it. If she doesn’t have any issues, then basically there are no problems. I can’t hold everyone back. Alright, let’s listen to He Qiu’s. Go ahead. Listen It feels so sneaky. Look, there are people like this mixed in. Did you notice? Be brave and move forward, there are rewards ahead. I want to be first. Look. No one noticed her at all. How did she slip through? I really couldn’t tell. Now I feel I could blend in there too. Why does it sound so bad? It’s okay. Join our team. I’m coming. Then let’s have Teacher Hu choose the team you think sang better. This is really hard. Then you have to think carefully. This is too difficult. Who brought you more joy? Teacher Hu. Teacher, don’t tire yourself out. Let’s just announce it directly. It’s all about the atmosphere. Teacher. Teacher Hu. Please tell us which team you think sang better. The one that sang better is of course ours. Why are you looking at us now? Ours. Youth Team. Alright, Youth Team. This round, Youth Team earns five points. Smile Team gets three points. No suspense at all. Di-ge, you were great too. I’m great, you’re not. Just now, everyone played the game and worked together on a beautiful song. And warmed up their voices. Some time ago, our group Chaoyue also released several very nice singles. Next, let’s enjoy together a song from Yang Chaoyue’s first mini album “Transparent”. The song is “Typing…”. Please welcome. So impressive. Sounds so nice. How about we switch props first? Then talk about the next part. Let’s change props, come on. This looks like Tang Monk and his disciples. Like in that steamer basket. The two of us are in one. This is the last thing I want to see. Hurry, get in. This is too tragic, get in. Now I finally know why no one ever puts us together on a show. It really is too much. With this green background, they can just key us out. And only our heads will be left. They could turn you into a centaur. Yeah. And then swap bodies. Right. Change into all kinds of bodies. Everyone, let’s move on to the next round of the Youth Relay Race. Relay of Youth. This round is a relay race. Challengers will start at the starting line and crawl forward. Crawl to the challenge point and complete the task. The first round is watermelon. The second round is biscuits. The third round is two people eating onion rings together. After finishing the task, return to the finish line. Hit the gong with your head. The next runner starts after the gong sounds. Everyone, please get ready at the starting line. Okay. It already feels hard just to get in position. We’re the first team, right? Yes. Just lying down already used up all my strength. Xinhao, our Yixiao family has never lost as long as we lay down this mat. Okay. Go, Zhou Keyu! You have to fight for first place, Zhou Keyu! You must get first place. Three. Xinhao. We can’t lose, Xinhao! Two, one, start! Come on! Xinhao, we can’t lose! Xinhao. Xinhao can do it! Xinhao, it feels like you’ve been crawling like this since you were little. Xinhao seems a bit off course. Go, Zhou Keyu! Zhou Keyu. Keep inching forward. Brother Keyu. Crawl in the shadows, Zhou Keyu. Zhou Keyu. So tough for you, Zhou Keyu. Zhou Keyu, you lost. Wait, why is he so fast? He can even stand up. Xinhao is making it harder for himself. He doesn’t even use his hands at this point. Savor it slowly. Pick it up and rub it on your face. He even looks back to taunt. So full of mockery. This melon is really sweet. Zhou Keyu, you can do it! Wait a second. I’ve reached my limit. You have to go for first place, Zhou Keyu. He really has a strong will. Alright. Keyu, you finally made it. Xinhao, you seem to need to speed up. How am I supposed to stand up later? Use your teeth, grab on with your teeth. Grab onto that table. Knees. It’s not New Year yet. Hurry up and eat the watermelon. Eat a bit slower. Wait for me. Can’t wait for you. Zhou Keyu, you can use your hands. Zhou Keyu. My hand can’t get out. Because he can’t get his hand out. Alright, Xinhao has already finished eating. He dove headfirst onto the mat. With a thud. Keep going! Try to imitate a bug, that’s right. That’s right. What kind of bug is this? What kind of move is that? He spit out the watermelon. He spit out the watermelon. Didn’t finish the watermelon. Alright, next up. Chaoyue, go! Go! Crawl forward. Yang Chaoyue tried to launch herself but didn’t succeed. Yang Chaoyue. Zhou Keyu Okay, Keyu is also on his way back. But judging by Yang Chaoyue’s expression, it seems like Keyu still has some catching up to do. They’re so fast. Have you played this game before? No. It’s my first time. We just need to dive onto that mat. I don’t know why, but our competitiveness is especially strong. We can’t lose. We can’t lose. Keyu really stands a lot usually. This won’t work. No, it won’t. Zhou Keyu Little princess My little princess What should we do? Come on, it’s okay. We’re almost at the finish line. I haven’t finished my watermelon yet. Head hits the gong Hit the gong It’s fine. Keyu Let’s take it slow. Slowly No rush now. It’s already like this. We’re not in a hurry. It’s alright. Okay, made contact. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let me through. Let her through. Why are you working so hard, bro? Keyu is exhausted. Keyu Are you coming back, Keyu? Are you still there? Let’s go, Keyu. I feel like his soul has left. What kind of bug is Yang Chaoyue? This bug Yang Chaoyue is about to evolve. Yang Chaoyue Why does it look like it grew legs, is that right? Alright, another one succeeded. Success Okay, Chaoyue Heading back now Yang Chaoyue’s posture Didn’t break any rules But why does it look so awkward? Yang Chaoyue It’s our turn. Are you ready? It’s our turn. I’ve never been this close to a man. At such a close distance. Don’t you have any good buddies? I can be your good buddy. Even with good buddies, I haven’t. Not this close. There’s usually some distance between us. Come on, bump heads. You have to use your head. Di-ge Left and right. Left. Move, Di-ge. Wait, let’s go together in a moment. Go together. Your posture is terrible. This feels so awkward. You can’t use your hands. It’s not working. It’s not working. You used your hands. Go back. How do we go back? Go back. Xinhao, pull the two of us back. Xinhao Pull the two of us back. We can’t go back. One, two, three, go. These two big bugs. Alright, this works. Okay. Don’t use your hands. Knees. Knees are okay. We need to keep going. One, two, three, go! One, two. So tired. I can go faster if I walk sideways. Di-ge. Look at He’er, there’s a rhythm. Go, Qiuqiu! Okay. The cookie slid into the mouth. From the forehead. You can do it without using your hands. Let’s do another one. Go, Qiuqiu! He Qiu seems to have run into some new difficulties. Who is this eye for? What are you doing? Is there a signal you want to send? He Qiu. He Qiu, what are you doing? He Qiu. I’m here. No. Don’t fall asleep, He Qiu. Qiu, keep going! Look, her method is actually very scientific. You’re very scientific. This posture of yours… Then we… Of course, you have to shout “one, two, one.” One, two, one. Otherwise, you can’t use your strength together. Go, Qiuqiu! Keep going! It looks like both teams are back at the same starting line. Hurry. Let’s go. I can’t walk anymore. Wait, I can’t walk anymore. Look at them. You guys, take a look, Dige. Check out those friends over there. They’re really impressive. Those two have great rhythm. Wait, we’re not at the same pace. You’re falling behind me now. You go ahead. You take a couple of steps first. One, two, three, four. One, two. We’re both super competitive. We can’t lose. Dige, you two, keep it up! So tired, can’t walk anymore. Why do I feel like you two are competing? We’re almost face to face. We’re way too close. I feel like throwing up. No, they’re really trying hard. But I don’t know what they’re trying so hard for. No idea. We really can’t walk anymore. Let’s rest for a bit. Zhisheng. I really can’t walk at all. I don’t know why. Me too. So tired. How are those two so fast? What is this? Put on your mask. Put it on. I’ll feed you. You feed me. We need one person over here. Roll that up. Roll it up and feed it to your teammate. You two actually don’t need to rush anymore. You two can take a break. We can win this no matter what. I just think they’re terrible. I don’t know what they’re even trying for. You two need to hug each other. He’s useless. (You) are even more useless. Di, you two can take a break too. I’m inside. You guys rest a bit longer. Looks like we don’t need to crawl forward anymore. They’re about to win. Xiao Yang, you can’t lie down. No, he flipped me over. He flipped me over. It’s done. Okay. Let’s first congratulate the Youth Team on their victory. Are you okay? I’m fine. What is this lump of stuff? We’re still filming, you guys come out. What are you doing? Can’t find the opening. Zhisheng, I can’t find the opening. Wait a second. They’re inside saying they can’t find the opening. They wrapped themselves up while making buns. Congratulations to Xu Zhisheng for making it out alive. Xu Zhisheng’s hairpiece flew off completely. It’s okay, I’m here. Don’t cry, bro. We got to eat it too. I’m at your stomach. I really can’t get out. I’m out. In the end, you two turned the tide. You turned defeat into victory. Personally, I… Let’s quickly announce it. Let’s quickly announce it. Congratulations to the Youth Team for winning this round. They get five points. Our Smile Team gets three points. We’re moving on to the Youth Rally: Vibrant Youth. In this round, only the winning team can get seven points. In our youthful years, everyone has endless passion and courage. Let your energy flow freely. Work up a sweat. We can win to the end. There are four rounds in total. Each round is limited to ninety seconds. The two teams alternate between offense and defense. Each round, the defending team sends one person. They catch with a basin while on the trampoline. The rest of the teammates throw water balloons. The attacking team sends one person. They interfere with the defender on the trampoline. When the countdown ends, pour the water from the basin into the measuring cylinder. The team with more water wins. In the first round, the defending team is the Youth Team. The player catching water balloons is Xiaowen. The one interfering from the Smiling Team is Xu Zhisheng. Just bounce hard. Bounce hard. Xu Zhisheng is so happy, Xu Zhisheng. He remembers himself during those days in the circus. He remembers the years when he played the big monkey. The ring of fire. Xu Zhisheng is great. So youthful, Xu Zhisheng. All the photos taken are blurry. Let’s do it like this. Split up. One of us hits him. One of us gives him the ball. Right. No. We all give him the ball. He catches as many as he can. And then we try to interfere. This should be the most effective. Let’s try it. Yeah. It’s fine. We’re the ones throwing anyway. You just jump at his feet. Jump at his feet. Are you ready? Three, two, one, go! Xu Zhisheng. Caught them all. One hundred percent accuracy. Throw it back. Caught another one. Xu Zhisheng. Very poor sportsmanship. He’s starting to fight back. Okay, catch. Throw it back. Block the ball. I said don’t hit people. Xu Zhisheng. Why are you hitting your own teammate? Let Xiao Zhai fall once. All the water in his basin is gone. Xu Zhisheng, where are you going? Don’t take off other people’s clothes. What are you doing? Jump, Xu Zhisheng! Xu Zhisheng jumps up. Jump up! Zhisheng, their basin is full. Score points, hurry! They’re scoring points, hurry! Zhisheng is tired. Move forward a bit. Move forward a bit. A little more forward. Zhisheng Chong. Okay, time’s almost up. Time’s up. Okay. Are you tired? So tired. This looks so much fun. Throwing water balloons is the most fun. Throwing them like crazy. Who keeps hitting my face? Let’s see if your foundation is waterproof. Actually, these are all filled with makeup remover. 1,300 milliliters. We’re about to start the second round. The two teams switch. This round, the team member catching water balloons is Dige. I’ll catch. The one interfering for the Youth Team is Keyu. He couldn’t believe his eyes for a moment. He feels like he can block you completely. You can’t catch it at all. Just keep throwing them hard into the basin. I can’t move anymore. Dige, don’t worry. Dige, don’t worry. I’m the fierce type. Throw. Throw what? Throwing like crazy. I’m a pea shooter. Pea shooter. It’s pretty slippery. My feet are so wet. So wet. Are we starting? Three, two, one. Start! Ke Yu, use your height advantage. A wall. It’s literally a wall. I’m tired from throwing. This. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. That interception was way too accurate. Help! Amazing defense. The top student has turned into a special player. Water’s coming! I can’t see anymore. Over here. Give it to me. Great stability, Di. So impressive. Isn’t that just like me? Who’s hitting me? Give it to me. I can’t see. Ke Yu seems like he’s given up. It’s over. He caught so many. Be careful. Water’s coming! You keep hitting me! Yang Chaoyue. Let’s go. Okay, stop. This round was too intense. Why is this round so much more intense than the last one? Zhou Keyu, you look like you just took a shower. Do you need some body wash? I know how to distract them. The person doing the distracting, just confuse their eyes. No, our production team and our guests, we don’t take care of the guests at all. I don’t know why either. Go all out. Di-ge, come here. Bring what you collected. Di-ge, come on. Pour what you collected into the measuring cylinder for the Smile Team. It looks like we have more than them. Quite a lot, anyway, it’s a lot. It’s a tie. 1,300 milliliters. Both teams are tied. It’s a tie. Come on, everyone. The two teams tied in the first two rounds. This round, the Youth Team’s water-ball catcher is Xizi. The Smile Team’s distractor is Chaoyue. You two, get ready. Hold your small basins. Bring me a bag of balls. Go up first and get a feel for it with your feet. I think there’s no need to rush and jump. Walking around might be easier. What are you doing, Yang Chaoyue? What are you afraid of? You’re supposed to block her. Why is she so scared? Don’t let the person holding the water stand too steadily. Chaoyue If she manages to stand, jump around near her. Try to make her spill the water. Okay. Alright, start. This is… Yang Chaoyue, you’re the one interfering. Yang Chaoyue. Yang Chaoyue. This is the first time I’ve seen the person interfering hiding behind the one holding the water. Yang Chaoyue. Who’s interfering with whom? Yang Chaoyue. Jump at her water basin. She’s racking up points right next to you. Yang Chaoyue. Yang Chaoyue. Yang Chaoyue. Yang Chaoyue. Jump underneath her. You can block the water from the front, that’s right. Alright. You can let go now, Yang Chaoyue. It’s already ruined. Let go completely. You’ve almost “ruined” it already. You’re about the same as Zhou Keyu just now. I feel like she’s about to “go crazy.” Pick it up, pick up what’s on the ground. Hurry. She’s scoring points, hurry up! Jump at her basin. Jump at her water basin. There was a little girl gently broke it. gave up. Come on! Gave up, surpassed. Surpassed. Why don’t you just stay farther away from her? The water splashes all over you. Xizi caught too many. Xizi needs them all for raising fish. Okay, it’s over. Why did you block for so long? Look at you. You might as well have rushed in from the start. Slow down. Wipe it. Honestly, it’s a bit hard to jump up there. Yeah. Feels like I need to eat more. Take a break. Xizi, pour the water from the basin in. I think that’s quite a lot. So much. Why did this one slip? They got over three liters. Oh my god. Three thousand four hundred milliliters. She caught two liters. That’s awesome. How is it? Three thousand four hundred milliliters. Just now, Xu Zhisheng was causing trouble. Let’s count it as seven thousand four hundred. A bit. The judgment was a bit too harsh. Come on, our final round. Xiaoneng Team’s Xinhao will catch the water. Youth Team’s Xiaowen will interfere. I’m already out of energy, my friend. You can do it! Zhai Xiaowen, you’re already out of stamina? I can do it. Oh wow. Our team always has one person Yang Chaoyue, who’s maxed out on sarcasm skills. We’re already soaked. If you do it once, might as well do it twice or three times. I’m an athlete, you know. Go, athlete bro! Our strategy is First, confuse the eyes of the one interfering. Confuse them. I’ll do it. Start. Exciting. This round is intense. Athlete. Confuse him. Each person takes two. One, two, three. Nice defense. How did you block so many in a row? Great defense. Athlete. Ironclad defense. Bro, I think Xinhao It seems pretty lively in this basin. But it doesn’t seem like there’s much water in there. It looks like it spilled a bit. Xinhao catches. Ultimate defense. Careful. Looks like it all spilled. It’s gone. Xinhao Picked up the ball. I just noticed this. It’s fine, he’s out of the game, bro. You don’t need to defend anymore. Okay, stop. Nice. Cool. From what I can see, it looks like the outcome is already decided. Xinhao It’s covered. Is it necessary to bring this bowl up? It’ll look the same as when we carried it. There’s no difference. So many. Let’s allow Xu Zhisheng to cheat. Let’s congratulate the Youth Team. They have ultimately won. They can earn seven points. Here, have some real fruit juice. Thank you. Thank you. Take a strawberry one. I want to drink a strawberry one. So, our Youth Team has also received tickets to the graduation banquet. Here, He. Theirs. Your tickets. Their tickets. Youth Team, you can choose from our Smile Team two people to enter the warehouse with you and join the graduation banquet. I’m really looking forward to it. Then I’ll choose Di Ge. The most anticipated Di-ge I called out from the rooftop today but you didn’t hear a thing Add more money I heard it Your grudge Alright Then find someone else to go with me Zhisheng-ge I’m not going Just pick him Then let’s congratulate Xu Zhisheng for getting I said I’m not going Congratulations Congrats I said I’m not going You’re so happy Youth party I’m not going Xu Zhisheng is so happy I’ll say it again I’m not going Xu Zhisheng is so happy he’s jumping up So happy I’m not going Now, will the six of you please head to the warehouse I’ll say it again to attend the graduation dinner I’m not going You’re going Anchor point I’m not going Graduation dinner Then we’ll drop the four of you off here. Don’t go, bro. Hurry up and go. We’ll park your car for you. Let’s go. But I can’t leave. Am I being a bit too formal? A little. You really look like my butler. Welcome, six distinguished guests. This is a convenience store feast. Six distinguished guests, are you ready to enter the Xiangxie Hall? Please choose a dinner dance partner first. Then I’ll choose Yang Xizi. I won’t choose anymore. His expression was like this. It’s us two again. Do viewers really like this kind of pairing? Why wouldn’t they? On behalf of the viewers, I love it. We really love watching it. Since that’s the case, let’s do it. Everyone needs to do a move. Did you guys notice? Reach out your hand. You’re shaking too much. Zhai Xiaowen, do you still like watching? I do. I love it even more now. I’m totally into it now. It’s this way. It’s okay, I’ll hold you. You have to look at me. I’m used to looking at you now. Passed. You look great today. You look nice today. It’s rare to see someone this good-looking here. I’ll do it. Let me see what’s going on. Let me see what’s going on. Wait a moment. Don’t scare me. You startled me. Welcome, everyone, to the Jianshao Banquet, presented by Jianshao Convenience Store. I am the host of tonight’s banquet. My name is Uncle Fan. Of course, you can also call me by my very international name, RICE. RICE. Welcome, everyone. But before we start eating, Uncle Fan will play a few songs. I hope you can dance with your partners gracefully. Show off your most beautiful dance moves. Show off your most beautiful dance moves. However, if the music changes, you must also switch dance partners. Change partners. Hurry up and change the music. Switch partners in the middle. Why do the four of you look so unhappy? We’re very happy. We’re happy, we were just laughing. It just makes the two of us look a bit too happy. Exactly. Uncle Fan will judge your dance moves and rank you. Your ranking will directly affect the meal that follows. Understood. Understood. Understood. Get the music ready. Start. Everyone’s taken off their shoes. Okay. Like this. Do a spin. It should be like this. Right. Should I spin? What should we do when the music changes? The music has changed. If they want to switch, we don’t have to. Then what about the two of us? So you two fight for it. Fight for a dance partner. Now I’m willing to spin. Come on, look at them. Go away. Why do I always end up picking you? What’s this? Wait a second. Aren’t you a dance major? No. I didn’t know you wanted to dance. Let’s do it like this. Let’s do the wave move. Wave move, come on. Come on, three, two, one. Let’s do an electric move too. Hurry. No. It’s us again. Let’s switch. Already switched. Are you okay? About to “cry from fright.” “Cry from fright.” If you fall like this, can you just go home and rest? And you still want to come out and dance. Alright. We all just saw everyone’s dance moves. That’s right. So, I think the best dancing pair is Xiaowen and Xizi. It’s been decided. This show is always like this. The second place goes to Keyu. It’s so obvious. Is the production team not even pretending? They’re not even acting anymore. We learned too well. Our dance of learning. Alright. So the two of us will settle for third place. It’s fine. We’re used to it. The audience has sharp eyes. You really are third place. Okay. So for tonight’s dinner, I’ve decided to use what’s called a buffet. So, the team ranked first, you can choose a set meal. It should be 300 grams of food. If it’s not enough, I’ll give you more. How much is 300 grams? About 300 grams is just about 300 grams. Don’t take too much when the time comes. Xiaowen and Xizi, which set meal do you choose? Let me tell you, the weirder the name, the better. Who’s the undercover? What does “who’s the undercover” mean? Is it meat pretending to be vegetarian? Or vegetarian pretending to be meat? It looks like it, but it turns out it’s not. He said the weirder the name, the better. We think the better the name, the better. Blossoms and Full Moon. Blossoms and Full Moon. Let’s welcome the first group. Please reveal your dishes. This looks good—shredded potatoes. Tomato and scrambled eggs. And also… Steamed buns—that’s nice. Their dishes look good. Chicken drumstick. What’s this dish? Celery and strawberries. Stir-fried celery with strawberries. This is that… Do you know why it’s called “Youth on Fire”? Now I know. Because that’s… a college cafeteria dish. I’m going to try one of these strawberries. That’s ginger. I said shredded potatoes stir-fried with fresh ginger. This isn’t a tomato. Watermelon. I advise you not to eat it. Tomato and egg stir-fry is mixed. Right, it doesn’t have tomato. It’s just watermelon and egg stir-fry. It’s pure watermelon. What’s the filling? Rice filling. Steamed buns stuffed with rice. Steamed buns stuffed with rice. Rice filling. You made this dish, reminds me of a saying from Shandong. Taking off your pants to fart. Unnecessary. Redundant. My suggestion is not to make this again. My suggestion is that you change jobs. A friendly reminder, You have to finish everything you put on your plate. It tastes terrible. Wait a moment. I saw someone pretending to eat. Who was pretending to eat? Who was pretending to eat? Who was pretending to eat? Pretending to eat in the cafeteria to fool the audience. I caught Xiaowen pretending to eat. Bro, What’s your purpose in opening this restaurant? This is a school cafeteria. I dropped out because of this cafeteria. When you were in college, what was the weirdest dish you ever ate? Yeah. Actually, the cafeterias in Sichuan are pretty good. How do they compare to Uncle Fan’s? Compared to Uncle Fan’s, they can’t compare to yours. Yours is so bad it should be illegal. Uncle Fan, try eating this. Eat some of these shredded potatoes. I want to see you eat some shredded ginger. Can you eat it? I can. If you can eat it, I’ll eat a big bite too. A big bite. Zhisheng will eat a big bite too, right? So you’ll eat as much as I do? Zhisheng. You eat as much as Dige eats. That’s what they say. So however much he eats, you match him. Our next activity is everyone eating heartily like this. Uncle Fan is very happy. Heaven will surely bless every child who eats heartily. I hope that from now on, every meal will have a good balance of meat and vegetables and be nutritionally balanced. Now you can set off to the next room. Bye-bye. Come back for another meal next time. I won’t come again. Please, I’m begging you. Wait a second, bro. Bro, you guys slow down. Don’t say that’s a dummy. This… If the past is still worth longing for, don’t be too quick to let go of old grudges. Six guests, please be seated on both sides. Then I’ll sit here. That won’t do. We need to sit on both sides first. Then I’ll sit on this side. If youth is destined to say goodbye would you be willing, before heading into the future, to say, “Thank you for your hard work”? Face your embarrassing past head-on. I don’t have any embarrassing past. You don’t have any embarrassing past? It’s all just the path we’ve walked. I have a bad feeling about this. Zhai Xiaowen. What did I say? I just finished saying it. Are you going to “torture” me now? You’re really scary like this. You look like you’re on that legal show. “Legal Report Today.” I’m an athlete, you know. First arrow, ready. Missed the target completely. Zero points. Second arrow, ready. Missed again. Zero points. Zero points. Zhai Xiaowen, that’s all. Yes, it’s me. Take a look at that video. I saw it. How do you expect me to handle this? What’s wrong with you? Now look into my eyes. This is my head. This is my photo. First, look into my eyes. I’ll give you one last chance to explain. Why are you a sports specialty student? Because I’m not good at sports. Sports specialty. Not good at sports. Answer me properly. Zhai Xiaowen. Because I’m not good at sports. Alright, come with me to the side. Stop embarrassing yourself here. Be careful. We were supposed to interrogate him. I think we’re more scared than you are. Because you’re the farthest away. You scared me to death. Everyone sitting here is scared. Come on, sports specialty. There will be more later. Yang Di. Di-ge, your dark history. I have too many dark histories, kind of. Right now in my head, are a lot of images already popping up? It must be Qiangzu Little Sha. I’m Qiangzu Little Sha, Yang Di. Qiangzu Little Sha. What? Di-ge, you even danced to this? The one with the double braids. Such a rough image. I’m also a “Cyndi Wang boy.” Yang Di is imitating the pure and innocent Cyndi Wang. Turn it off, thanks. You were so skinny back then. Yeah, look at his legs. His legs are so thin. The production team really put in effort. Yang Di has arrived. Practicing dance is really exhausting. Take a look at how he looks. It’s so scary. After watching my own video how do I feel? Honestly, I didn’t expect Meow I seem “out of it” When you look at me in person am I really that scary? Alright, that’s enough Stop making excuses You’re really scary Okay, let’s hurry back Wait, this video, I Don’t embarrass yourself here I thought I deleted this video from the whole internet How did you guys still find it? I want to ask am I usually this “cringey”? No way, I think I’m pretty handsome When you look in the mirror is that what you tell yourself? You’re so handsome I really like you No like a real person Yeah I’ve never seen anyone like that And he looks a lot like you Yeah Really, very similar Really? Stare at him for ten seconds See? Help So cute Say more sweet things Take another look Please say less Please have a seat. Don’t embarrass yourself. That’s scary. There’s one behind everyone. Keyu. Zhou Keyu. Come on. I can only do it reluctantly. I’ll sit a bit farther away. Wait a second. Isn’t he a bit too… I want to complain. Come here. No. My chair is right here. What’s wrong with me sitting here? That’s not right. Don’t let Di-ge help you. Why are you sitting here? Move forward. My chair is placed right here. Scared away by everyone. He got scared and left. Why are you still standing behind me? Zhou Keyu is here. Almost. Why is it so loud? This video is a bit laggy. Your rap is really bad. Now I’ll give you a chance to defend yourself. My rap really is pretty bad. No. I’ll match your face to your eyes. Don’t make excuses. I feel bad. Hurry back to your seat. Stop making a fool of yourself here. No, not that one of yours. Help him align his face. Because mine is lined up too perfectly. His eyes aren’t lined up. A little higher. Can you see? Okay, it’s lined up. It’s lined up. Handsome. Let me ask you something. Is Xu Zhisheng over there scary? Probably even scarier. Not necessarily, maybe he looks good. Very handsome. It’s your turn. I don’t have any dark history. I really can’t think of any. Because I don’t have any. The one who sang “Love You” in 2009. I’ve seen one of yours. It’s the one where the hairpiece fell off. That must have been a hairpiece. That’s a dark history. That’s not dark at all. That’s not dark. I don’t know either. It’s not even as bad as what we just did. That part in the dance hall. Alright, I’m leaving. Back then it was real hair. Real hair. Not dark. Hold it down. He’s too embarrassed to come out. When you see yourself dancing in the video, I want to ask, are these limbs of mine newly attached by you? No. When you see yourself dancing in this video, how do you feel? My feeling is, why is Xu Zhisheng himself? Why isn’t it a mask? I also want to say, let me tell you all, when I saw this video at the time, I was so angry, it made my hat puff up completely. Also, why did you say Trump? I’m from Shandong. Are you questioning my accent, Xu Zhisheng’s accent? You should play him. Why are you playing me? I want to ask, were you originally supposed to play me? I think you should be playing me. Right. Alright, come over. Come here. Alright, let’s get back to our places. Hurry back to your seats. Di-ge, this is your dark past now. No, it’s not. This is a wonderful version of us. Have you ever looked in the mirror? I have. I really like looking at myself. I think I look great. Next one, it’s your turn. How could girls have any dark pasts? There aren’t any. We need to erase our dark pasts. This show is so biased. Okay. Everyone, let’s stand up. Come with us to the front. There are exactly six seats. Everyone, please have a seat. He’s still the host. I really can’t stand it. Our Yang Di is so versatile. He knows a bit of everything. “Hexagonal warrior.” Anchor point. Alright. Let’s introduce ourselves to everyone. Okay? You’re Yang Di. No. Even though I’m Yang Di, I have a really fun self-introduction. I’m Yang Di, the little Qiang troublemaker. He still did it. And this is Mr. Xu Zhisheng. Look at him. I don’t want to look at him. He’s trying to imitate my laugh right now. Laughing while pinching his nose. The reason you have embarrassing pasts ultimately comes down to your dancing being problematic. Therefore, if you want to erase your embarrassing pasts, you need to train your limbs. Please, both of you, join us and learn this dance to control your limbs. No way… Watch our demonstration carefully. What’s wrong with you two? You’re really that bad? What are we even learning? You two should learn first. No. Got it. Okay, our turn. Alright. Your mic. Your mic fell off too. Seriously, you… Teacher Didi, help me put it on. Teacher Didi. Let’s combine, Teacher Didi. Like this. I don’t even dare look into your eyes. I think my eyes are the purest. The most innocent eyes. That’s too scary. Alright, let’s go. Watch our demonstration carefully. Music, start! What is this? Look, he’s so nervous, so tense. He kind of looks like me when I dance. You guys are so out of sync. You two. That’s not how he dances at all. His dancing isn’t good. He’s in sync. He’s more, you know… He’s better. Because I’m Xu Zhisheng’s predecessor. So I can’t dance myself. Come on, Yang Di, Xu Zhisheng. How was it? Pretty much. Okay. As long as you two can finish this part, you can erase your embarrassing past. It’ll be erased. You’ll delete everything online for me. Okay, get ready, music start. Di-ge, what are you doing? Di-ge looks like that prince, the Frog Prince. He’s even adding his own moves. Di-ge, you know too many moves. Come on! Now he’s just like the face on the mask. Teacher Xu Zhisheng. Teacher Xu Zhisheng can’t even move now. He’s already… Zhisheng. He can’t even copy the moves. He created a new dance himself. Okay, that was great! That was awesome! Teacher Yang Di. Amazing! Congratulations! Thank you. I knew it. You will definitely be able to erase your embarrassing past. Thank you. But as your embarrassing past, we really have to say goodbye to you now. So this is goodbye. No! Actually, you’re not embarrassing. Don’t go. We have to face our own history. Bye. Bye. Don’t we have to jump? You have other embarrassing moments to learn from. I think so. The next task requires you and your partner to complete together. Double jump rope challenge. Ready, one, two, three, go! Congratulations, Tite. You finally made it. Goodbye. To find a style that suits you, we have three types of emotions. to complete the rap performance. The studying they talk about is actually my top priority. Not fierce enough. Nothing outside the window has anything to do with me. Is the expression right? The expression is like this. Exam results. It doesn’t matter. I understand you. Alright. It’s flowing. Crying inside. I knew you could do it. Congratulations, Zhou Keyu. The elimination was successful. He didn’t make it. He didn’t make it. He didn’t make it. He didn’t make it. He didn’t make it. Di Ge, go in and talk to him. Di Ge. He didn’t make it. I’m not playing anymore. You didn’t cry. Only I did it. He didn’t do it. Di Ge Let’s all shout together that he didn’t do it. He didn’t do it. Forget it. Let’s disappear next time. Everyone, stand up. Shout together: “Disappear, dark past!” March toward the future. Okay, let’s do it. Okay. Alright. Let’s take our dark past and make it disappear quickly. Three, two, one. Disappear, dark past! Happy graduation! Hello, future. Say a little more sweet talk. Although “There Is a Red House Under the Tree” has already ended, I’m still very happy to have reunited with the members of the Tianhe Squad once again. In the show, we supported each other and grew together. Even if, many years from now, I have long forgotten this very afternoon, there are still some things that will never change. When I was eighteen, I said I hoped we would always be together, because true friends never drift apart. As life pushes us to grow up, let’s not forget the red house under the tree. It holds the secrets and memories of our youth. When I look at the tightly held hands of Huan’er and Jing Xichi now, and Song Cong, whose eyes still shine brightly, I know some things never change. They will never change.