【Multi Sub 】第6期下:向往的五哈之泥潭翻斗车 !《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5 EP6-2 FULL
Alright, welcome everyone to Changjiang, Hainan. The Mushroom House is right next to us. There are six ladies. who booked accommodation here in advance. I’m here. Ladies. I don’t think you can do it. I don’t think you can do it. I didn’t expect that. Our main player hasn’t even reached the front line yet. and we’ve already “taken” the city. Alright, apply the wax. What? That’s intense. Flick it out. This is a show that bullies men. What’s this? That hurts. If you carry me, I’ll be even lower, bro. Teacher Huang Today Yellow wine braised pork makes a comeback First, use a little oil and slowly pan-fry it so it won’t be so greasy Just fry it a little Smells so good. Which one? What smells so good? Because the meat is already in the pot Dark soy sauce, to give it some color Stir-fry the sugar in it Caramelize the sugar Egg I’ve never added egg before Let’s try it This is getting interesting Once it gets some color, you can add the yellow wine Start Hua Diao As expected, not a single drop of water is added Smells so good The aroma of cooking wine Is it yellow enough? Smells so good Two bottles Did I pour in a bit too much? I’m really looking forward to He Ge’s braised pork Me too I feel a lot of pressure making this dish It feels like Teacher Huang’s reputation is all in this pot How does Teacher Huang taste the dish? Teacher Huang has to taste it like this Tap it Big brother is making fish. This one. You need to rub a layer of salt on it first. There’s zucchini here. You want scallions, right? I’ll do it, I’ll go wash them. I’ve taken care of everything for you. It’s all done. Smells so good. It smells amazing. Really. What is Haitao doing? I’m making a crab. There’s even crab? It’s a fruit crab. Nice trick, Haitao. Alright then. Not bad. What about you? I’m cutting a mango. What a simple answer. Makes me seem a bit like a greasy middle-aged guy. This one smells pretty good. Is there anything to eat? That fast? So quick? That’s terrible, really bad. Has the delivery not arrived either? We might not get to eat, right? I can beat some eggs. You don’t have to do anything. Really. You don’t have to feel like you need to do something. Just go out and have fun, take some photos. Looking for the right angle again. Take a quick shot. This photo feels so real. Great shot, that’s enough. Feels like a rural drama. Haitao, stop taking pictures. I take such good photos, but I’ll stop now. Look over there. Look that way. Turn back a little. Then look this way. Look off into the distance. No more photos. Are we still taking pictures? No more. It failed. Let me take a picture of you two. Because I think this lighting might… The two of us… It’s actually quite… Nice. One. Give us a scenario. Let’s not look at the camera. Let’s improvise a bit. Right. There are too many plots in those short dramas. Let’s do one. Let’s improvise a scene. Okay. Today you two are fighting over the female lead. Give me a character to play. I’m a… Then what am I? You’re also a CEO. So who’s more dominant? You have more money. What’s a typical CEO line? Tao says to Mian, Do you believe I can make you disappear in three minutes? Disappear. It’s always three minutes for everything. Alright. I kind of like this. Come on. Let’s do it. Three, two, one, action. Get up. I won’t get up. Fine, you won’t get up. Then just sit down. I’ll sit down. You don’t have the aura of a boss at all. Let me tell you, everything in this sea belongs to me. Even the trash? They all carry the Du name. Everything that leaves here has its own special name. It’s called Du Seafood. Du Trash Bag. Du Trash Bag. Du Tire. I didn’t expect you to… Xiao Wang. Brother He, your turn. Right. I’ll do one. Brother He, your turn. What’s the scenario? This is the Du family. The eldest and second sons are both fighting over the female lead. At this moment, the female lead’s childhood friend shows up. The real young master. I’m the butler. What are you doing here? This is my home. This is my girlfriend. Come down right now. Get lost. Get lost. This is the Du family. Lower your voice when you talk to me. He’s coming up. Wait a moment. Hold on. Directly. Little brother. Just a second. So in the end, I’m the only winner left. My queen. Come on, we held hands successfully. You have to take good care of her, little brother. Just like the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. And just like that, this short episode is successfully finished filming. I won. The final winner. One left. One “died.” One left without caring about me. Is this okay? Will this work if we release it? Let’s just say we top up two hundred million. This guy, this is pretty good. Just this episode gets two hundred million in top-ups. Which guest has arrived? Hello. Hi. So comfortable. Come, have a seat. I’ll sit here. Sit. So comfortable. Let’s sit in a row. So comfortable. It’s rare to have such a relaxing moment. A time to unwind. Really. You all work so hard every day. The workload is intense. It’s work every single day. No breaks at all. None. So after you finish recording tomorrow, you have to fly off for work again. Yeah. It’s been a tiring day. I don’t even know what to do. You came up to catch someone. It’s already the end. I’m so hungry. Bro, you’re so charming. That’s good. Just pair it with some rice. It’ll definitely taste great. This dish. Let me show my skills. I’ll make smashed cucumber for everyone. Let me tell you, they don’t even know what the soul of smashed cucumber is. The soul of smashed cucumber is using the whole cucumber. Then cut it diagonally. Seriously. You’ll know when you taste it later. Awesome. This wasn’t just picked today, was it? Is this amount of garlic enough? The garlic should be enough. It’s just one cucumber. Add another clove of garlic. Let the garlic overpower them. These skills are really something. This is just a garnish. This addition is great—it’s the soul of the dish. You’re pretty blunt with your words. What should I do with this? What other angle can I try? What do you think? Master Deng’s cucumber salad. Come try it—how is it? It’s much better than the takeout one. That’s enough. Say it’s tastier than the ones outside. It’s been approved by the national team. The national team. Delicious. Smells so good. No major issues. There’s really no big problem at all. It’s okay, right? It’s good. Not bad. It’s good. Alright, let’s go. Did you cook this? Really. Yes. You have to eat this while it’s hot. You definitely have to try this. I take no responsibility. I’m not responsible. Come on, let’s go, brothers! Delicious. Really delicious. Delicious. Delicious. Very fragrant. This smells great. Smells good, right? Very fragrant. You can tell it’s flavorful just by looking at it. So tasty. Teacher Huang. Come on, have a seat. Big brother. Coming right away. Thank you, big brother. It’s nothing. Thank you, big brother. Thank you, big brother. Big brother. Big brother. Come. Thank you, big brother. Big brother, you’ve worked hard. Big brother, have a seat. Okay, thank you. Come on, welcome everyone. Come on. Welcome everyone to Wuha. You’ve worked hard. You’ve worked hard. Thank you. Everyone has worked hard. I hope everyone is satisfied. Very satisfied. Very satisfied. Tomorrow we’ll definitely keep working hard. Thank you all for your care. You brothers have worked hard too. The table is a bit small. One moment you say the table is too big. The next moment you say the table is too small. What do you want, then? I didn’t say the table was big. I remember. We took twelve. Bowls. Here, Chao, here’s a bowl for you. So pitiful. He has to use a cup to eat. So thoughtful. No, I remember I took twelve bowls. Actually, this is a test. Congratulations. What test did I pass? You will get tomorrow. I will officially join Wuha. Yes, as a regular member. I want some of that fish. I want to eat braised pork. The braised pork is almost gone. The sauce is great too, perfect with rice. This fish is very tender. So tender. It’s really good. Tao. Filming Wuha. It’s rare to be this relaxed. I want to live in the Mushroom House permanently. Do you want to feel even more at ease? Sure. There’s a way. Of course, have some National Baijiu Lao Cun Zhang. And it’s made from our hometown’s Harbin’s rich black soil crops. The best grain, harvested only once a year. It’s real pure grain liquor. You’ll feel at ease right away. Good liquor. This is the Wuha we long for. Do you guys need to… Like, you can’t eat too much during competitions? Actually, it’s not that strict. You just need to eat enough to feel full and have enough energy. Are you allowed to date? Yes, we are. Our coach actually hopes that we do. Why? Because at our age, you need a certain kind of expressiveness. If you haven’t experienced love, you can’t really show that expressiveness. But we haven’t dated. But don’t you want to date after watching TV dramas? After watching yours, I really wanted to. It felt like the kind of relationship I long for. Like a school romance. And I kept thinking about it. It’s what everyone dreams of. But in real life, there aren’t people like that. Yeah. Besides practicing in the pool, do you also train a lot on land? Yes. The key is, we have to train everything. We practice dancing, strength training, weightlifting, and also our specialized skills. It’s great once you finish training. Because you learn so many things. But the training is really exhausting. We train for really long hours every day. It’s truly tiring. Standing on that medal… the podium. Winning the championship. An Olympic champion. How does it feel? How should I put it… I just feel like I’ve suffered so much. That’s exactly how I feel. It’s so tough. Speaking of the Olympics, The first time, we won as a team. I was really happy when we won as a team. But for the next two days, only the pairs had competitions. At that time, I was thinking, I wish I could stand here for the next two days too. Then, when the pairs won in the following days, I really cried. It was because the pressure was too much. And then, it was released all at once. Because when the two of us compete, we don’t cry on the field. We’ve never cried before. But at the Olympics, that time was different. And we really made it here. Right? It always feels like, “We really made it here.” A toast to both of you. Pure highlight. Really. Respect. Respect. I feel like your mental strength is amazing. I think so because I love watching basketball. I see them say that in the end, the real difference between top players comes down to breathing at the end. If you can still breathe normally, you’re stronger than everyone else. So if someone can still smile, that’s incredible. You have to smile. We have to smile. You must smile. We’re exhausted to death, but we still have to smile. You catch your breath. Yes. They, besides the competition aspect, also have an extra element, art. Expression. Right. Artistic perception. Yes. So it’s even harder. It’s so hard. Like before, when I went to record another show, I danced for two weeks. My whole body hurt so much I’ve never been in so much pain in my life. From my toes to the tips of my hair. Because in that, your whole body is moving. It really hurt me to death. I also feel that when I dance, I’m actually very uncoordinated. It just looks like people think we’re very coordinated and really good at makeup, but actually, it’s like those elderly dances. Every field needs some talent, more or less. Yes, without talent, like if you asked my dad to do my job, it just wouldn’t work. That would be a disaster. No way. I think you actors are really interesting too. You get to experience so many different identities. But I think acting is really hard. I think you need talent for this too. I think so too. Do you have that class about unleashing your true nature? Yes. Chao needs to restrain his true nature. To be honest, I really didn’t understand in my freshman year. Chosen one. But acting isn’t it a really interesting thing? It’s very interesting. Very. Because all the actors I know all think acting is a very joyful and happy thing. It’s not like sports. I think most athletes about their own sport probably have a love-hate relationship. It can’t be just love. But I think actors and singers are pretty similar. They all really love their own field. Anyway, it’s just that I think what you just said was really good. Actors, a lot of the time, can find different worlds and places to be in. I’m really envious. Speaking as an athlete, because I think for us athletes, we’ve only ever focused on this one area since we were young. We’ve dedicated ourselves to just one thing. But I haven’t had the chance to experience more of life. So after retiring, I started to notice that everyone is interesting and fun. I became really curious. You’ll find that after retiring, everything except football is great. You’re right. I feel the same way now. Except for swimming and things in the water, everything else is fun. Yeah. When you were still competing, you must have thought about retiring, right? Of course, I thought about it every day. Every day, all I wanted was to retire. Retire as soon as possible, right away, immediately. But every time I achieved a result, every time I won a championship, I would feel grateful that I stuck with it. It’s always been like that. Alright, here’s the plan. We collected suggestions on Weibo for must-eat and must-do activities in Hainan. Many Weibo users recommended eating eel, sea fishing, and activities like beachcombing. Tomorrow, as requested by everyone online, we’ve arranged these activities for you. At five o’clock. What time? That’s for sea fishing. I’m not insisting on it. It’s up to you, go if you want. Catching sharks? What kind of fish are we catching? These small sharks. Anyone want to go? Me. I really like fishing. I’ve been fishing for ten years. I want to try it. Yeah, me too. I might go as well. Okay. Let’s head back. Let’s go back. The two of us at five, right? I’m off, everyone. I’m going fishing. Bye, I’m off to fish. I’m going fishing right now. Get ready. Time to sleep. Big brother You’re so thoughtful Eat up What? Soup? Here Soup with rice Delicious Can you do this? No, I can’t Is it tongue rolling? Is there a trick to it? You can tilt back like this Lean back there You’ll notice your tongue Back in the beginning I even danced backup for Chao Singing that song That “Empress, I Was Wrong” one Right I was right next to you I remember now Now I realize You two look a bit different Right? Isn’t that so? Your personalities and looks aren’t that similar I always cry During training, I was like a little sister She was like an older sister I’m really strict with myself More rational A bit gentler Lonely old person Do you want to eat tomato and egg stir-fry? Yes. I’ll go beat the eggs. I’ll cut the tomatoes. Let me cut the tomatoes. Tomatoes. Egg stir-fried with green peppers is fine too. It seems like we don’t have tomatoes. Do we have any? Then let’s do green pepper and egg stir-fry. Green pepper and egg stir-fry. The two of us, this is really like the “old couple” from the life we long for, kind of. Absolutely. We could totally survive on a deserted island. Smells good. The eggs I cook don’t look very nice. That’s not important. Smells so good. This is a scrambled egg that’s a bit mushy. Is this egg edible? Definitely. You take this out, I’ll cook another one. If you take it out, it’ll get cold. Leave it here for now. Should we add some cilantro? This tastes good. It’s really good. You cut it a bit too big. And have you ever seen someone not even washing the pan, just cooking like this? Let’s go, guys. Let’s do this. Sea fishing—have you ever done it before? Yes. I’ve been fishing for ten years. No. It’s my first time. Three fishing guys. Do we have any goals? The goal is— At least the three of us should catch one fish, right? I should at least catch more than you two. Otherwise, I can’t keep saying I love fishing all the time. I see you as part of the team. But you see me as a competitor. Alright. Let’s go. Let’s go. It’s already getting light. Look, the sunrise is over here. Look at the sun, that little one. We should definitely be able to catch a few. Yeah, for sure. Are we casting now? Yeah. How do you cast? Show me how. Okay. It’s easy to cast. Now we’re doomed. All the fish in this sea are done for. Morning, you look beautiful today. Okay. Thank you. Let’s pick later. Then we… Alright. Let’s choose for each other, come on. Did the photo turn out well? That’s great. The one just now. Very good. You can do it like this. One person sits on each level. Looks really cool. And then help us take a photo, right? How is it? Good. I’ll take the photo for you. Okay. Be careful. Perfect So cute Cover me Messy hair Here I come I just pressed it randomly You guys change your expressions yourselves Three, two, one. One, two, three Long legs This kind of Wuha looks so good Wang Mian said something next to me This kind of Wuha looks so good Wang Mian Looks good What are you doing? What are you doing? Studying the belt Do you have any self-care ability? Do you know how to fish? Did you catch any fish this morning? We didn’t even go at all The production team forced me to come film footage. I still remember before we set sail, Mianzi was so confident. We can do it, definitely. Super hyped. All the fish in this sea are done for. Whether we catch fish or not doesn’t really matter. The main thing about fishing is experiencing the process. Did you get anything? Didn’t I already tell you we got something? I can still hold on. There must be something. We gained some growth. Hard work doesn’t always pay off. Getting nothing is sometimes the biggest gain. The director said every test when there are no fish it’s all about luck, I’m telling you. Alright, welcome back to Changjiang, everyone. No, welcome. No, welcome. Welcome again. Another beautiful day has begun. Right? A new day has started. Did you catch anything fishing this morning? Why keep “tormenting” it over and over? Why is it happening again? Didn’t we just say that? We did. No one went. Alright then. Who would go that early? Only a fool would go. No. You must have stuffed the fridge full. Freshly caught fish. I’ll go take a look. Don’t bother, that fish… That fish… It’s something special. Alright, so early in the morning. Let Xiao Heiren have some Zhenxi ice cream first. This one’s really icy. Little chocolate one. I’ll have a chocolate one. This chocolate one is the only one I haven’t tried. I’ve got one here. Everyone, open your lids. See if there’s anything inside the lid. I’ve got something. Just for you. I’m the “Big Event Wonderful Card.” Rest in place. I’ve got one too. The student who gets “rest in place.” You don’t have to go out to sea. Just go beachcombing. What does “beachcombing” mean? I can’t, I don’t want to go out today. Beachcombing means turning over rocks. Just picking up seafood along the shore. If you can’t catch any fish, it means the fish, shrimp, and shells have all come ashore. I can’t “jinx” others, right? No, just staggering the schedule. I’ll stagger with you. Just say it simply, which one’s more exciting? Let me finish reading this. Zhenxi with Wuha, wonderful laughter. Congratulations. Rest in place. Congratulations to Nida and Haitao. for getting the “Big Event Wonderful Card.” Scan the Zhenxi 90g cup QR code inside the promotional pack for a chance to win the same “Big Event Wonderful Card” as Wuha. Bringing you wonderful moments. Now, raise your hand if you get seasick. I’ve gotten seasick before. I only found out today that I get seasick. But I didn’t know what the situation with today’s boat would be. I’ll tell you what the boat is like. Seriously. Is it really that shaky? You mean after it stops, right? Yeah. After it stops. Catching eels with cages is pretty simple. Okay. It’s boring if it’s too easy. Then I’ll just go tide hunting. How about you jump in and catch them? Tied up together with the eels. We’ll catch you. You have to swim together. Like scooping them all up at once. In the cage. Act it out in the sea. Don’t tangle me up, don’t tangle me up. Okay. So that means Deng Chao, Haitao, and Teacher Fan, Wan Nida, Xu Mengjie, and Hanyu, you guys go tide hunting. Okay. Alright, everyone, let’s head out then. Let’s go. Let’s move. Don’t be like that group of “losers” from this morning. Try to get a better haul. Saying it again. It’s like beating a dead horse. Honestly, they really were bad. Let’s go. Come on. Let’s catch loaches. You can do it. Let’s go. Do you want it? You don’t want it. I don’t need it. I’ll wear one. But I don’t have a hairstyle anymore. You look like a chicken farmer. She looks really cute like this. Don’t you think the colors match well? Doesn’t it look a lot like a Hui’an woman from Fujian? It really does look like a Hui’an woman. Right? So maybe I shouldn’t do this? You two look just like Hui’an women. Let’s go. You two, don’t rush. If you can’t catch it, don’t just dive in recklessly. Dive in. Like this, then like this. Am I the only one? What? What are you saying? We were so happy before. Would I let go of this chance to be alone with you? What do you mean? I suddenly felt this trip was perfect. Let’s go. You’re going out to sea again, and you don’t get seasick. It’s fine. Otherwise, you… You, who can’t catch any fish, aren’t lucky to be with us. I like the sea, I like boats. Maybe you should just go back. You can’t even catch a single fish. You’ve been fishing for over ten years, you’re ruining my reputation. Let’s go. Let’s move. We’re heading out. Let’s get started. So happy. Yeah. Have you ever gone tide-pooling? No. Never have. The teacher’s here. Let’s go this way. To these rocks over here. This part of the sea, is pretty good for tide-pooling. Right? We need to get not just snails and crabs, Try to catch a variety. Let’s get some fish too. Even eels if we can. Let’s catch all the eels. If we really can’t catch them, we’ll buy two kilos at the market. Will there be octopus? Let’s not let them come back disappointed, okay? Has Brother Fan started already? He has. So many little fish. Such a big conch. This crab is pretty big. That’s a huge conch. Look at this, it’s crazy. A little chicken nest. A fish nest. How could a chicken nest be in the sea? Hanyu. I’ve caught a fish. Then today, you don’t even need a fishing rod, bro. If I had known this, you should have just caught them with your hands. There’s a huge one here. Orchid crab. Such a big crab. This really isn’t easy. So satisfying. Surfing now. Feels like riding a jet ski. Like taking a bus. Yeah. He, we’ve reached the buoy. Okay. Nice. Let’s reveal it. How is it? How is it? Are there any? There are those spotted moray eels. Is that an eel? That’s an eel too, right? Yes. Yeah, it’s a type of eel too. There are two or three here. I think there are quite a few here. Guess how many. Two. Three. Seems like it. Two. Does it hurt if it bites? Come on out. How is there such a big fish? It’s huge. Really? Yeah. It’s pretty fat. How many? Just one. I love Wuha. This is so relaxing. Filming Wuha feels like a vacation. So happy. This is pure happiness. Can we go to the beach and catch seafood when we get back? I’ve never done that before. Sure, let’s go again. Yeah, we can go check it out again. Like little crabs and stuff. How about eels? Already caught them. This is so much fun, Chao. We only took enough to eat. Look at what I got. Such a big crab. Let me see. It’s blue. Did you catch this or buy it? Caught it. I suspect you bought it. Caught it. Let’s go further in. Let’s go. What? I’m too scared to move. Will it squirt ink? I’ve never seen that before. Never seen one this big in person. Why are we like this? Seeing this much… What should we do, the two of us? Let’s scoop it up. I’ll put it in there. Here, this is for you. This… It changed color. It’s about to spray. It’s going to spray. It changed color—it was yellow just now. Do you remember? It turned blue, right next to us. Is this a sign that it’s going to spray? Is this poisonous? It can’t be, right? What does “no” mean here? I don’t know either. It’s about to react. This is really powerful. Look. Yeah, it was just getting ready. Good thing we didn’t put it in the bucket. This is my first time seeing this. This is amazing. Hanyu, come here, you guys. Coming. Don’t look at anything else, trust me. Is it the Dragon King? Pretty much the Dragon King. For real? Really? Really, it just sprayed ink. It sprayed us like crazy. Here it comes. Here it comes. Monster. Compared to the ones in our bucket, this one is a monster. Look. The “bad guy” is here. The “bad guy” is here. It’s going to attack me. The “bad guy” is here. Take a look. Today, seriously, this one is so tough. All the buckets are ruined because of this. It didn’t spray like this earlier. Such a huge squid. This thing is hard. It’s in. Yeah, I just said its back is hard. Get some water. Get some water. Look what we dug up. “A monster.” It might scare you. Chao found a “monster.” Probably bought it. Probably bought it. That’s what I said too. I said his crab was bought too. That one. That crab. He dug it up. Really. Really. Did you see our seafood? I saw it. The squid is this big. This really isn’t easy. Bro, look at ours. Catfish. No, look at this. No, look. “A monster.” Squid. Compared to ours, it’s definitely a “monster.” Yeah. Picked up a couple of sticks on the way back. We need to pick up the trash. Can you eat this? This is actually delicious. So big. Squid. Just blanch it in water. This is a real treat. It’s actually quite interesting. Interesting. I think tide pooling is interesting. What is tide pooling? It’s like every time you turn something over, there’s something there. Even finding a little bit makes you happy. And it gets kind of addictive. Plus, you never know what you’ll find. Yeah, and when you turn things over, the things you find are amazing. It means this year is really lucky. Is it fun? It’s okay. No way you can beat us, right? Chao caught a “monster.” I’m really impressed. I’ve never found something like that while tide pooling. A squid. Yeah. A “giant monster.” You just put it over there, right? No, if you just put it there, it won’t have any ink. If you leave it there, it won’t squirt ink. That’s good. That one was fierce. Really fierce. This Kill it Eat it Eat it Are you going to eat it? Eat Eat Eat Let me show you the inside first I don’t dare look There are still shrimp in its stomach It ate them There are shrimp and fish in its stomach This octopus is a “Buddha Jumping Octopus” There are still shrimp in this octopus’s stomach Not shrimp, I saw it wrong Gallbladder, intestines What is this? Who is actually blind here? I was wrong, sorry Sorry Thank you, thank you Thank you for benefiting us, thank you Friends, everyone I’ll steam an eel for you When it comes to handling seafood Friends from Fujian are still the best Which part are you good at? I’m leaving first I shouldn’t have responded to that You know how to do this. You can play the ukulele. I said you can play the ukulele. Yes, Mianmian can play. The three of us got up especially early today. We ran to the sea without even washing our faces. Gao Hanyu, Wang Mian, and Du Haitao. Making noise and being rowdy. Going fishing together. No one expected it. The fish were still sleeping, still sleeping. This is so blissful. I often play this kind of thing with my kids at home. Don’t get stuck and not be able to go back, Chao. But I can’t even blink. I can’t do it with my left side. Then you probably can’t do it. You can’t do it like this, right? I can’t. Try it. I can only do this side. But that side… I found another one inside. It’s chocolate flavored. I found there’s another layer at the very bottom. At the very bottom. Zhenxi, can you send me a box of ice cream? It’s so delicious. Give us some. It’s so delicious. Isn’t it? It’s so delicious. Let’s cheer up. Because this only needs to be cooked for a little while. It needs to cook for a bit. Your heat is too low. My heat is already at the highest. It’s on the highest heat. Are you making the eel? I’m already making it. Then I’ll add these in. Add them, add them all. Let’s go. First, scoop out some seawater. Then pour it all out with the water. That’s great. It’s done. I’m not very skilled, I just made a simple boiled meat dish. Oh, stop it. Heihei made this. Do you want to try it, bro? Haitao. I made it. I made the eel. I didn’t expect that. It’s so tender. Sure. Okay. We’re not sitting down today. We’re starting right away, right? This is like a banquet with dishes served one after another. Is this eel tender? Why does it have a hint of… …last night’s braised pork flavor? This eel tastes just like the one we had at the restaurant the other day. Right? Really. I’ve learned a new way to cook eel. That’s awesome. I’ll make it for my daughter when I get home. The grouper everyone is eating is the one we were hoping to catch when we went fishing this morning. It’s the one we dreamed of. The one lying here is the one we caught. These whiskers are actually delicious. Delicious, so delicious. The magic of the Mushroom House is no matter who comes, they all end up like this. It’s like there’s “magic.” The “magic” of the Mushroom House. Let the two of them come out. Stop hiding. They’re in that chimney. Mr. He. He pulled it out. Come quickly. Mr. Huang. We’ve taken over your kitchen. Okay. I’m going to have some ice cream now. This strawberry yogurt ice cream is so delicious. Right? And there are real strawberry pieces inside. The texture is really rich. It’s tasty. Get me one too. I want one as well. Are you full now? I’m full. It’s about time. We’re about to leave soon. Before we leave the Mushroom House, let’s play one last game. The winning team gets off work first. The final round. Let’s stick with boys as one team and girls as another. How about that? Sounds good. Okay. Alright. We have to win. Let’s go. Go. This… What is this? This one’s pretty intense. So what are they going to do? What are they supposed to do? I think maybe they’ll lift the platform. And see who falls off. Seriously? Alright, the “variety show veteran” really knows his stuff. No way. Just as expected. They must have sprayed dish soap on top. Dishwashing liquid. You all guessed it right. You guys explain it. What exactly are the rules of this game? Maybe it’s something like singing. Song relay. Sing, then continue the song. If you mess up, you get lifted. Then we’ll see who lasts till the end. Exactly right. The game begins! We have a singer on our team. We have two. It’s fine. We have a singer on our side too. Let me formally introduce the first one. Just this one person has over a hundred albums. Why do I always end up with twenty more each time? Eighty-eight solo singles. Not a single one that anyone remembers. Both sides, discuss your team names. Team name. Let the captain decide. Then we’ll be called the Haha Team. Six Ha. We are the Six Ha Women’s Team. Sounds good. One more “Ha” than them. We have one more “Ha” than them. Think of one. Make it wilder. We’ll be the No-Gentlemen Team. Sounds good. We’re the No-Gentlemen Team. The slogan is— We’re coming for you. We’re coming for you. Our team name is— Our slogan is— It really is “Six Huskies.” Everyone’s lost their motivation. This round doesn’t suit us. Get in the car. Okay. Our team name is Our slogan is One, two, three. We lost. We lost. We lost. Our core strategy was exposed. Yeah. They figured out our core. Wait a second. When it’s time to continue the lyrics, announce the team name with the megaphone. Their name is long. Yeah. Our team name is Just one character. No, it’s too late now. Come on. You just need to win. Nothing else matters. Get the megaphone back. Grab it. I’m definitely not going down. It’s best if we don’t let them win a single round. Are you ready? Let’s go. Let your strength do the talking. “Good Luck Comes” Catch Catch Catch it Guys No matter what, shout the team name first Hurry They go first Why They go first They said it completely It’s rigged Chao, they might be wrong Right We have a trump card Nida Keep it low-key, guys, keep it low-key Wait Wait Don’t Hurry up Hurry up Hurry up It’s started Just a little bit Come on Alright, next up are our familiar friends Who I don’t know I don’t know either Absolutely Not Gentlemen Team They go first, come on Alright, okay Come on, He Ge He Ge At least I did right by Ma Di. That’s right. Di Di Ma Di Did you see that, Di Di? Where are you? Di Di Get up. Okay. Be careful, don’t roll backwards. Alright. Okay, next question. Absolutely Not Gentlemen team Six Ha Six Ha They go first. Let me tell you, If I don’t get this question right, Wrong again. then my whole episode was for nothing. Come on. My heart hides every day more than 1,440 thoughts of you. That’s right. That’s not fair. It’s their own song. Friends, A halo of good fortune surrounds you. Help! I think if you can’t hold on, just let go. Your hands will get tired like this. Hurry, next question. Next song, get ready. Okay, I’ll do it, I’ll shout. Shout “Six Ha” first. Okay, shout first. Anyway, Absolutely Not Gentlemen should shout first, okay? Never Gentleman Team Never Gentleman Team Yeah What? So slippery Even though they’re all too fragile Yeah Very slippery Never Gentleman Team Chao, don’t leave Scared me to “death” A bowl of wine for a friendship through life and death Oh right It’s over It’s over So slippery Six Husky Every second feels like a year, such unbearable longing Yeah What happened? What are you doing? What are you doing? Twisting my leg That one’s easier to grab Did you lift it? You didn’t, right? Didn’t lift it, right? Already lifted Lifted Lifted There’s something wrong with my eyes Impossible Impossible We’re taller than you So you look shorter “Kill” If you talk like this, I admit it. What are you talking about, Nida? “Kill” Next song I can’t help but turn into a stubborn fish Six ha Absolutely not the gentleman team This first What swim to the end Wrong Wrong Wrong Don’t you know? Pass Like this I’ll do a product placement for you Can you lift them a bit higher? Okay, I have Du Xiaoman Give everyone special support For financial turnover, just use Du Xiaoman Reliable Du Xiaoman Decided to give you a boost Here’s a one-word hint Alone Swim to the end alone That’s right It’s over I can’t do it anymore, no I feel terrible I’m really uncomfortable I can’t do it No, I’ve used up all my core strength, hurry You come up Grab here What happened? This one opened up. The cloth opened up. Be careful, it might all go at once. Why is theirs like that? The top is really dry, it’s all caked with mud. It’s been rubbed open, rubbed apart. It’s been rubbed open. Ours is all foam here. To be honest, it’s really hot. That’s exactly how I feel. I can only step where I’ve already stepped. Even moving forward a little is really hot. It’s so tough. Theirs has been in the sun the whole time. It’s fine, this is good. This is even more slippery. This won’t work either. This is too slippery. This one’s slippery. It’s okay, Hanyu, just keep yourself safe. Actually, Hanyu’s way is pretty good. He got a blanket. He’s sleeping. Sleeping bag. Are you going to sleep? Let’s go in together. No, if everyone goes in, we’ll fall down. Next song. Does anyone know this one? Absolutely Not Gentlemen Team. Six Husky. Oh, right. What? No, I’m going to fall! Help! Someone pull me! No, you pull her. No, you pull her. Why don’t you come over here? I can’t even move my hands. Pull someone. I can do it. Come on, give me your hand. How do I pull? Give me your hand. I think this is about right. Okay. Alright, next question. I absolutely won’t go down. I won’t let you go down. Help! Liuhar Not gentlemanly at all. Liuhar They’re fast. Dili dili dili dili Dili dili dili Dili dili dili dili Dili dili dili Oh, right. Oh, right. Did you guys continue the song here? So I remembered it really well at the time. I can’t do it anymore. Is that okay, bro? Hold on to me. Bro, don’t pull me. Bro, my legs can’t take it. Bro! I can’t do it anymore. Bro, pull that blanket. No! Don’t grab my thigh. My inner thigh… Bro. Bro, it’s over. On your knees. Bro. Bro, it’s over. Bro. No. Shorts. I can’t take it anymore. This is so uncomfortable. Shorts. Shorts. Don’t poke me. Help us out. Not gentlemanly at all. Absolutely gentlemanly. Wrong. Right. Slow down, slow. Bro. Bro. Bro. Production team. I was wrong. Sorry. I won’t lose my temper again. Put me down. What is this supposed to be? I’m not playing anymore. Isn’t it enough if I admit defeat? Next song. Hanyu, hold on. Never the Gentleman Team. Never the Gentleman Team. The whole building is for rent. Everywhere is yours. Oh, right. Coming again. No need to lift them up. Lower us a little. Hold on with your hand. Hold on. Help! Watch your feet. Come in. Come in. Come in, bring your feet in. I can do it. Be careful. I can’t do it anymore. Who’s been kicking me? Chao. He. Give me a hand. Bro, you go first. It’s over. Why? Why did it turn out like this? Chao-ge No, hurry! Come on! I can’t hold on anymore. I need to put one foot over. I can’t hold on, guys. I’m really so tired. I’m so tired. Liuha By the playground. Wait a second. By the playground. Yes, by the playground. Wait a second. That’s wrong. Never Gentlemen Team Chao-ge Would you like to answer the question here? Can you lose one round? Bro, don’t go any further down. I really can’t do it anymore. I want to go up. Okay, Liuha Team will answer. By the playground. On the swing. There’s also a butterfly resting on the swing. That’s right. It’s over. You two up there. Do you want to help us out? How about you jump down? Hanyu Come on. Here they come. Is there space? Yes, there is. All set. Here they come. I can’t go on. I can’t go on. I can’t go on. I’m done playing. Don’t move. I feel like I’m about to break out of my cocoon and become a butterfly. No, hurry! Hang in there. Okay, next song. Sorry, big bro. Big bro, I’m leaving. You can’t leave, bro. Big bro. No, big bro. No. You can’t leave, bro. Let go of me. Hold on. I can’t take it anymore. We can do it. We can. Big bro. I can’t go on. I can’t see anymore. I can’t go on. We can’t go on. Liu Ha. Let’s go. Liu Ha. Life inevitably comes with pain and struggle. Yeah. Don’t do it. I can’t go on. It’s over. Don’t. I can’t go on. There’s no space left. Move aside. Move aside. If I had known earlier, I would have jumped down long ago. Alright, the game is over. The girls won. Let us down quickly. Please let us down. My legs can’t take it anymore. I can’t do it anymore. Let me down quickly. 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