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Little girl get up early Take your pants and go to the toilet. There’s no other way. The toilet is occupied. I had to kiss on the bench. I’m going to sleep. You’re sleepy too, right? What is it? Oh my god! Monster! Where is this? Who is it? Help! Help! Don’t catch me! Let’s go! Let’s go! Brothers and sisters Your makeup is so pretty No. I’m so thin. I have nothing to eat. Why are you grabbing me? Come on. Do you want money? Why are you back? Have fun. Don’t chase me. What’s wrong with me? Let me go. It’s just a dream. It’s nothing. It’s okay. Keep sleeping. Touch you. Welcome. Ladies and gentlemen. I’m Yuchi, Mayor of Huanran City. They tricked me to dance just now. Then I have to know who to dance with. I mean who? It’s a big wave. Okay, no problem. I can talk. I’ll jump, right? It turns out to be a large wave of zombies. I was so nervous just now. What if the zombies get too excited and give me a bite? What if I become a western zombie? That’s fine. You’re a vampire. A handsome and handsome man. I can still with my looks. We met zombies. Have you touched it? It’s not here. It’s here. It’s here. No way. It’s not strange to touch a zombie. I have 250 fans on Weibo. 249 are zombie fans. Of course there’s one left. It’s from the seller. Do you want to add some auspicious numbers? Give me a good review, okay? There’s a girl over there. It looks delicious Ah no It looks pretty. Little girl, come here. Hello, Mayor Yuchi. Hello, little girl. What’s your name? Have you eaten? My name is Aria Tang. I haven’t eaten yet. I haven’t eaten yet. Go home and eat No. Don’t go. You asked me. You should do something. Why should I? You don’t play by the book. No. There are words on your face. Do I have words on my face? Yes. The left face says Food. I wrote a ticket on my right face. The long-term batch is effective. Look at my long neck. There’s another line of words. The final explanation of this event belongs to me. Fine, I’ll tell you the truth. I ran a car accident last week. I was extorted a lot of money. I’m really poor now. I won’t even go to the AA system. I’ll go to BB now. What is BB? I don’t have money. You’re ugly, pay the bill. Don’t cry. I didn’t ask you to pay. Can you stop paying? Stop crying. My attention is not about paying. It’s not about paying. It’s because you can’t face attack. Although you look than me, Miss, You’re pretty You look like a fairy. There’s something wrong with your eyes. Go ahead. To be honest, You’re in a hurry today. I know a place we can have a good meal. There are three bad guys. The revolutionaries in Guangzhou during the Republic of China. I’ve asked around. They haven’t eaten yet. Remember when you see them. Ask them when you see them. If I give you a gesture, you can ask them. Have you eaten? I’m from the south of Guangzhou. Have you eaten? The South doesn’t know our trick. So as long as he answered, we’ll have a meal. Yes, mayor is wise. Let’s go. Or we’ll miss the breakfast time. Let’s have afternoon tea. That’s right. Let’s go to Guangzhou. Come with me. Thank you. Let me introduce our first product is a little different from other normal novels. What is it? It has a lot of sound effects. and amazing. When we rehearse, sound effect teachers work very hard. Can we applaud a little applause Please welcome him. Let’s welcome the sound effect teacher. What’s wrong with you? Oh, Director. My childhood friend. It’s my second wedding today. I drank a lot. Did you drink? I’m fine. How do we put the sound effect? Don’t worry. I’m here to play the sound effect for you. Don’t worry. Okay. Okay. OK. OK. Music all over Let’s start the show right away. Actors, listen carefully. If there is any problem with the sound effect later, you’ll get used to it. You’ll perform well. The show begins. Zhang. We’ve got a new mission. a new mission. We’re one step closer to victory. Captain Gao. I suspect there is a mole here. What do you mean? This is today’s newspaper. Wei sacrificed himself. Wei, we will avenge you. Xianbing, give me the wine. I want to worship Wei. What are you doing? I’m going to use my Iron Palm with my iron palm. Oh, I don’t know how. Wei, a toast to you. Captain Gao, didn’t we say to Wei? I mean, I’ll drink him up. The second toast is to Wei. Wow, Captain Gao, you… Oh. Captain Gao, what do you mean? I mean I respect Wei like this. to show my sincerity. Let me tell you. Let’s go. I can’t do it anymore. Come on. Oh my god. Zhang, I’ve been practicing Iron Head Skill? Awesome. Oh my god. Gao. The spring door. Gao. Is the door broken? Why don’t you fix it? It’s too narrow. Gao. Gao. I… It’s me. It’s me. It’s me. What are you doing? What are you doing? Riding on the vast prairie Benning in the vast grassland Xiao, what are you doing? Let me make a statement. Let’s get down to business. The higher-ups have given us a new mission. to blow up the enemy Consulate. Zhang. Yes. Yes. Is the grenade ready? Here. Let’s use this Throw it out. What a pity. On behalf of our squad, I wish the people and Hong Kong and Macau Overseas Chinese Happy New Year! Happy New Year. Okay. Is Chinese New Year more important or the mission? Mission? Zhang. Here. Let’s check if the dumplings are ready. Yes. Gao. Let’s get down to business. Let’s get down to business. I’ve made up my mind. I’ll take the lead this time. No. I know the terrain better. I’ll take the lead. Well, as usual. Coins. I’ll do the front and you do it. Come on. Xiao. You’re quite strong. Not bad. No more waiting. One more. Come on. I’ll be gentle this time. Okay. It’s coming down. Okay, stop. The front, Xiao. Xiao! Xiao, what are you doing? Water. There’s no water. It’s mine. Do you feel better this time? Much better this time. That’s good. What’s wrong? Captain Gao, Our dumplings are exposed. What? No, we got caught. Hurry. Let’s go. Let’s go! We’ll be in trouble. We’ll be in trouble. We’ll be in trouble. If you leave, if you leave? He’s the mole. It’s too late to know. I’ll kill you both now. I knew something was wrong with you. Do you see any bullets in your gun? When did this happen? Just now. I have the bullet. I have spare bullets. Ah Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Captain Xiao. You’re dead. You have a sense of rhythm. You can’t run away. I’ll use this bullet with this bullet. Don’t threaten me with self-harm. Are you scared? I even dare to eat bullets. Ah! It exploded inside. Captain Xiao, are you okay? I think I pulled the bullet out. Wow, can my hands throw bullets? Captain Xiao, two more out. Hands are like guns. Captain Xiao. Hello, Captain Xiao. Stop. Sister, let me help you get off the boat. Okay. Slowly. Qing, here. Hold on. Go to hell. So beautiful Where am I? Qing. It’s called West Lake. That bridge is called West Lake Bridge. This pavilion is called West Lake Pavilion. Is this road called Xi Hu? I heard dumplings are delicious. Why do you only know eating I know how to poop. Nice. Xiao Qing. Today, on the beautiful West Lake, I will meet my savior a thousand years ago. What about after we met? Of course I will marry him. What if he’s ugly? I’ll kill him. I’ve been waiting for 1000 years anyway. I’m not afraid of waiting for decades. But sister, when you have a husband, will you abandon your sister? No. Why? I can’t throw it away. That’s great. I don’t need to lose weight anymore. Who’s there? Assassin! Sister, I’ll protect you. Who? It’s him. It’s him. Look. Qing. I’m too excited to walk. I finally transformed into a human after 1000 years of cultivation. But I don’t know how to face him. It’s okay. Let me help you a beautiful encounter. Please, Cheong. Goodness. Qing, are you okay? Miss. Your lion fell into the lake. Cut the crap. I’m a human. Help me up. Come on, girl. Please get up. Walk from the middle. There’s a crack here. Right from the stitch. Miss. The water in West Lake the water in West Lake dried up. Thank you. Miss, are you okay? Thank you. Wait a minute. Sister. Are you sure it’s him? It must be him. This is so ugly. I’ll kill him for you. Don’t. I think he’s pretty. He’s my type. How can we talk? Don’t worry. Let me give you a try. Okay. Thank you for saving my life. You’re welcome. I have nothing to repay. Then I will marry you. What? Your house is leaking. I said I would marry you. You said your grandma is pregnant. I want to sleep with you. Bah! Qing, what are you doing? Talk to him. He’s so pretentious. Sir. Are you okay? I’m fine. My eyes are slightly sticky. I wonder where you are from. Miss, please allow me. This bastard kicked me. What did you say? It’s nice. Cheong, I’m so nervous. How should we continue? Let’s get straight to the point. Ask him if he’s single. Okay. Mr. Xu, Have you been married? I feel ashamed. I’m a doctor. A woman who asks me for medicine and treatment never dare to look up at me. I don’t have a marriage. That’s great. My sister is not feeling well these days. Can you check her pulse? No problem. Thank you. You’re welcome. Let me take your pulse. Okay. Miss. Your pulse is strange. You seem to have a strange disease. What strange disease? Snake sick. Let’s go. He knows we’re snakes. Wait. It should be fine. Mr. Xu. I wonder cure my snake disease? What a coincidence. I brought a bottle of medicinal wine. Why don’t you drink it? Maybe it can cure your illness. Okay. Miss, have a drink. Gosh, you can drink. Why do I feel this wine a little strange? Of course. Ordinary people can’t stand it. realgar wine. It’s warm. It’s warm. Who drinks realgar wine? It’s her. I gave her realgar wine. You gave her realgar wine? Yes, we’ll be fine if we force the poison out. What’s wrong? My sister can’t drink realgar wine. Why not? To be honest, My sister is a snake demon. I can tell. And it’s a snake’s waist. It’s so sexy. But your reaction much more reactive than others. Are you really a snake demon? Mr. Xu, to be honest, I’m a millennium white snake. You were a pastor in your previous life. You once saved my life. I cultivated for a thousand years to repay you for saving my life. So you are a snake? Benefactor, watch out! Snake demon, look at the magic weapon! Sister, run! Fatty, what are you doing? I am Fahai. I’m here to subdue these two demons. Look at the magic weapon. Thunderbolt! No! Nice! Fa Hai, come at me if you dare. Why did you hurt my sister? Who told her to stand next to the tree? Again. Come on. Come on. No! Nice! Why her again? Who told her to stand in the water? Again. Wait. I can’t stand under the tree or in the water. I can stand here, right? Five thunderbolts. Give me an explanation. It’s wrong this time. Fa Hai, Please spare our lives. My sister and I have never hurt anyone. I cultivated for a thousand years to repay for saving my life. Please. The snake demon is the snake demon. Nonsense! I’ll make you to never be reincarnated. Five thunderbolts. Shut up, fatty! Why are you so arrogant with a bowl? Let me see what this is. Mr. Xu. Fatty. Take your sister away. I’ll hold it. Let’s go. As long as I’m alive, I’m not afraid of losing Xu Xian. See you in the next life. You ignorant boy. Snake demon! Brother! Stop yelling. What’s wrong with me? You mortal! Do you know You’re a mortal. was hurt by my power, you’ll lose all your Yang energy and become a yin. Do you regret it? Yin. What’s wrong with that? Listen. I’m going to make you fall over. I’ll come and kill you! You demon! Since you’re so stubborn, I will chop your primordial spirit out and disperse your soul. Five thunderbolts and 30 million shots. Maleizi, double bang firecrackers. Come on. Happy New Year Marriage maniac There’s everything in this world. The festival is on Singles’ Day. After Singles’ Day, many deliverymen are so tired that they are hospitalized. That’s why no business No murder. Welcome. Are you a plastic surgeon a plastic surgeon? It’s me. Who are you? I’m Ja-hye’s brother. You’re Ja-hye’s brother. I have a deep impression of her. Ja-hye. Big eyes, high nose. Long legs and long hair. Bald. Your sister is bald. She has hair. Of course. I got it wrong. Let me think. Ja-hye. I remember. Ja-hye She looks like that. Like what Well… I can’t see. I can’t tell. Your sister’s recognition rate is low. You know what? Look at you. You have no right to criticize her. Look at you. You look like a QR code. What does it mean? Look at you. I don’t know I don’t even know who you are. Listen to me. Don’t touch me. I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. No. You know what? My sister was so pretty before. She looks like Zhang Ziyi. Look at what you’ve done for her. like a globe. Say what to do How about this? Let’s pay for it. What do you mean? Who are you teasing? Am I that kind of person who loves money? I just love collecting RMB. OK, bro, take a seat. Look how you splashed it on me. I’ll wipe my face later, okay? Okay, go ahead. Order whatever you want. It’s on me. Are you sure? I’m sure. Let’s go. Let’s go. Don’t regret it. No. I won’t extort you to death. Please eat. Waiter. Give me a portion of fried pancakes. Okay. No pastries Okay. Welcome. Are you Zhazha? Yes, who are you? Who are you calling big sister? Open your damn fish eyes. I’m your big brother. Brother, what are you doing? My sister is Steel. Is your sister who shines when she smiles? A smile will shine. That’s Buddha. No, your sister is… Iron Zhao. I remember. I have a deep impression of your sister. Your sister looks fierce. She’s really ugly. But listen to me. But when your sister looks carefully, it’s better to take a closer look. Get lost. Listen, You cheated my sister 30,000 yuan You said you wanted to take a photo for her. Where’s the photo? I took a picture of you. You did? Yes, you did. You gave her 30,000 yuan. for her. I thought she was sick. Your sister is sick. Brother, stop splashing. Are you stunned? Listen to me. Firstly, she volunteered. Besides, we didn’t lie to her. You still won’t admit it after lying to her? I didn’t lie to her. Okay. Iron, come out. Mr. Scum, we meet again. Listen to me, Iron. I think there is a misunderstanding between us. Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? Let me explain. Okay, explain it to me. why I spent 30,000 yuan to take a X-ray for me? I thought your bones were amazing. You’re gifted. Is it suitable for filming? Filming costs 30,000 won My double eyelids cost 25,000 won Screw you! I’ll change it. Change it? How many times have you said that? I won’t believe you a punctuation mark. Don’t say that. Give me another chance. How many times have I given you a chance? I can only describe someone like you with a poem. It feels like I’ve seen a swallow coming back. What does it mean? It looks like a bird. Here’s your fried pancake, sir. Fried pancake? You cheated me so much money. and eat such expensive food. I’ll splash it on you. Let me explain. There must be a misunderstanding between us. There must be a misunderstanding. Pour it on you. Splash it. Mr. Scum, you are a scumbag. I’m done. Honey. The bastard who cheated me 30,000 won. Don’t worry, kid. We’ll take turns. I got you this time. I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you. No, it’s a misunderstanding. What misunderstanding? About what? About what? Listen to me. Explain what? Explain what? Are you a repeater? Turn it off. It’s a misunderstanding. No need to explain. It’s okay. Come on. Don’t be nervous. Wipe your sweat. Bro No. Do you need it? Yes. I’ll give it to you if you need. Honey, let’s go eat. Let’s go. I’ll treat you to your favorite. tomatoes with tomatoes. Okay. Stand there. Who are you, honey? Honey. No, I’m her boyfriend. What if I call her honey? You are her boyfriend. Let us see. Look at you. with wrinkles all over your face. She stands next to her like her father. Give her boyfriend back. Who would marry you if you are like this? I won’t follow you. Who are you talking about? I’m her brother. You’re her sister-in-law, right? Cut the crap. I’m telling you, she’s my sister. Okay, prove it to me. Prove it, right? Listen, Iron and I twins. We both have on our chest. Steel. Show him. Go to hell. Did you see that? If I’m not her brother, would she dare to splash water on me? All right, go away. Don’t delay our meal, okay? Let me tell you who’s going away. Stop arguing. Enough! Stop arguing. What’s the point of arguing like this? How about this? I have a suggestion for you three. If you can’t solve it today, Put it tomorrow. That makes sense. What about tomorrow? We can’t solve the problem. No. Go to hell! Get out of my way! Is it fun? Look at these people. They fight and fight. It’s all because of the word “poor”. As the old saying goes, dogs don’t mind their family’s poverty and children don’t mind their mother’s ugliness. So when you go home, tell your mom I don’t think you’re ugly. I wish you happiness, okay? If one day I’m really rich, I don’t have time to cheat my dad. Right? I think every day Should I donate the money to the stock market or the building market? But when we have no money, we can only live by tightening our belts. Speaking of belt, Oh, right. Let me use the red rice phone to surf the Internet. to check the limited edition Did you replenish the high-order long johns? Only one left. Oh my god. It’s time for the PK screen. Let’s go, red rice. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go.