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Come on, boss, hello. I express my very respectful greetings to you. Hello, hello, hello , hello. My real name is Ma Jiaqi . Ma is the boss. I’ll be here soon. Home is my family. I can still work for a while. I wish the company a successful start . Wow , wow. Okay . Okay. I don’t touch fish and ask for praise . n Yes, everything is no problem wow f Yes, feeling good p Yes, every day is a perfect day Wow oh wow wow The boss also said I’m sorry hahaha I can be emotionally stable when facing customer needs. I don’t change my face when discussing high-level matters. It’s great that I can maintain a decent smile when facing compliments .
Wow, this is a good score. Wow, hahahaha, OK . Pony, you are stable. In order to sit in the leadership position, boss, here is my resume because we are the most awesome Internet company. We are very awesome, very awesome, not the best. After we come here, we will change it to the best. Hahahaha, because I made my fortune from the Internet , so
I know very well how the Internet works . I see there is a marked noble person for your support. Thank you. Na once complained that the organizer of an award ceremony discriminated against her appearance . Hahaha. No matter how you look up my information, you will have this personal experience . My noble person is here. Haha. I am a bronze mirror in the sky. Using copper as a mirror , I can straighten my clothes and crown , and history as a mirror , I can know the ups and downs. Using people as a mirror , I can understand the pros and cons. So when I am in the company, I have actually even thought about my position. I can be HR because I can clearly identify everyone who should be responsible for the company. In which project, I will show you a way to judge what career this person should pursue in the company . After all, I am a bronze mirror in the sky. When you see a person walking like this, you probably know What kind of status does he have in the company ? Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong I ‘m not big at all. Keep going. Thumb thump thump thump thump thump thump. The scene is getting hot. Come on. Thump thump thump thump thump. Thank you, boss, boss, for reading this. Boss , you will be successful in anything you do. You can’t stand it anymore. I can’t stand it . It’s just after I performed the whole part. Haha , you are all like this . Haha, what are you thinking? It’s too ugly not to say it . Haha , it ‘s a variety show . Haha . on’s add z come Hello boss, I think the style just now is not suitable for the theme of our company’s dopamine. Your Kingsoft office software. This Kingsoft office software is mine. I am a company where I applied for a job before . I am a uh hahaha. I am a manual destruction machine. We can do it purely manually. Destroy it as much as you want. It will be broken as much as you want. Dang, dang, if you take your time, it will be very broken soon. There is also a copy skill. Change, change, change, wow, how did it come out? Wow, good boss, you want a copy, and I want a copy too . Don’t waste paper, right? You can call me and give me a hug, Explosion, Explosion, Explosion, Explosion God , Explosion Era Zhang Jun QK During the .com era, Zhang Jun was the last company I opened. Wow , now I just clean up and leave the house . It’s quite abstract. Hahaha, before I came to the human world, I was in our cultivation university in the demon world. Why would you choose our company instead of going? Because you are awesome, you are awesome and you do awesome things. Hahaha , if we go out to socialize. Customer: Well, then I motioned for you to hold the wine for me. First of all, I won’t hold the wine . Hahaha, but the company may go bankrupt tomorrow. This is the only cooperation that can solve the company’s financial problems. Then maybe I won’t stay here. Hahahaha. Do you have any time off? Yes, yes. If the company needs you to get away from your mobile phone, then no. OK, my mobile phone is mainly for contacting my family. I can’t. But it is possible that after you participate in this project, you can be promoted to the vice president of the company . It’s okay if you don’t have a mobile phone. Hahaha, how much is the funding for this project ? First, give employees 7 days of vacation and then pay bonuses. It’s great. They have vacations and bonuses. The company went bankrupt. It ‘s none of my business to just take my phone back. It’s the boss’s boss who wants to choose my ability. How many years are you willing to work for the company ? Well, what’s the problem ? Boss , oh, this is so good . The next one is Master of Disappearance. I’ll do it. Wow , boss. Hello , I’ll give you a paragraph of my self-introduction first. Okay, the prodigy Liu Awen is here. Oh, oh, funny. when i think about the months that i can knock it out of bed said i open that present, the narcissism is boundless, I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t stand this kind of thing, it ‘s so embarrassing. Look at him standing there triumphantly. Oh, hahaha. Enjoy it. Hello, boss. I’m this little Huanglong. Then I just want to experience life. I think I have to work hard. I have to adapt to society. I have to create value for myself , so I come to experience life. Well, because I just watched your video introduction, do you think you are the most beautiful among all the interviewees here ? Uh wow, I don’t agree with this question , but it should be hahahahaha Yao Wen, don’t lose face, don’t lose face. This is called a true sense of belief. If you rate your appearance and intelligence, how many points can you give hahaha. I usually rate my appearance 99 and leave one point for intelligence hahaha. Leave one point
for intelligence . Hahaha. Oops, I can save one point , but there is no management, no management. I am here to be a facade. It’s broken. It’s best to sit at the front desk and go to the security guard. Can I do without the front desk and security staff? Hahaha, I’m not the boss. You also know that I’m a happy nut . I’m very happy wherever I go. I can’t tell. Hahaha, boss, with you. I almost cried while chatting. You said you are a pistachio boss. Just now, you have been impressed by my charm, right? Hahaha. His confidence is incredible. He is so confident. Come on, Sister Na , here you go again . Boss, good secretary . Here you go again. This is a trick. Say hello to your opponents first. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. My intelligence is only 2 points. Hahaha. Resume name: Nana. I am very versatile but not as versatile as a leader. I am not afraid of pressure. I am like a spring , the stronger I am. Hahaha, the second iron furnace is here. I love to learn. I am versatile. Next, I will give my boss a job-hunting rap . Please help me bbox duang. duang duang Yo yo Yo, listen to me, your company is my dream. Every day I scan the official website and resume, and my hands hurt. The position requires me to have all the skill points and I can’t relax. Please HR, look at me. I am your little hero. The company culture is so charming. The team atmosphere is super exciting and innovative. I admire me. I admire
the future development, I agree, I agree, even if the salary is a little lower, I am willing to move forward. I just want to follow you . Brother, I have already learned it. As long as I can join your company, I would like to be a living treasure every day.