[Fantasy Love] | EP03 The 36 stratagems of love are all clever ones | [The Love Duel 过招]
=The Love Duel= =Episode 3= Juanjuan. Why did you get up so late? When you came here working, I told you… (Why does she stick around even in a novel?) …to stay away from His Highness. Even the slightest lapse may get you killed, you know? (But why do she and Zhao not know me?) By the way, my cousin is a mute, too. Could you please give me the prescription? No. It’s not that I don’t want to give it to you. But that is a secret prescription of my family. Without my father’s permission, I can’t give it to anyone. I know you’re a kind girl and you will help me. I should go, then. What’s the smell? (I have to kill that terrible prince soon) (and go back home.) (Stab him to death.) (But it’s rather risky.) (With a secret weapon,) (I can kill him without being noticed.) (But it can’t satisfy me enough.) (With an axe,) (I can do counter-violence.) (But that won’t be dramatic enough.) (Yes, that’s it.) (Cut his throat with the dagger.) (Smooth and quick.) (Good enough for me.) Sleeping on the wooden bed for days gives me neck stiffness. No way. I can’t stay here anymore. Juanjuan. Juanjuan, it’s your lucky day. Princess Zhaoyue has come. His Highness will have a banquet for her. You go wait on them. (Here’s my chance.) Try to get close to His Highness. When you get wealthy, don’t forget me. Whatever you say, Butler! Go! Whatever you say, Butler. Let’s go. Mm. (Such heaven-sent luck.) (Here’s my chance.) (When I hand him the wine,) (I can assassinate him perfectly.) Shaoheng, the dance is quite old. At my birthday party tomorrow, I don’t want this kind of dance. Leave us. Somebody, serve the drink to His Highness. Your Highness, let me serve you wine. Zhang San, send me back home! Haw-haw! There you go. Yes. Leave it to me. (What the heck!) (My great chance!) Your Highness, I ruined your fun just now. Let me fill your cup and apologize to you. Take her away. – Yes. – Yes. Shaoheng, it’s the 22nd time of this month that you’ve been assassinated. And your guard pulled out his sword much faster. She must have some accomplices here. I get it, Your Highness. (I nearly died.) (I need to rethink my assassination plan.) (I just need to.) (Don’t be scared. It’s fake.) (It’s all fake.) Mr. Novel, are you there? Darn it. He’s slacking again. Hey, Zhang San! Oh, my God. Someone died again. Let’s save up some money and run away. That’s right. I should run away. I can’t kiss her without a special occasion or event, huh? The moon is gorgeous tonight. So are you. I order you to kiss me. No, no, no. It’s way too awkward. I can’t do it. Your Highness. Come in. Your Highness, today is Princess Zhaoyue’s birthday. Will you see the visitors in the front hall? Can… Can I not go? Your Highness, no one in this world can force you to do anything! Your Highness. Get up, will you? Oh, go prepare some jewels that girls are fond of. And… And some clothes. But Your Highness, you’ve prepared them for Her Grace. They’re not for her. Your Highness, I didn’t mean to misunderstand you. Your Highness. You get up first. Don’t always kneel like that. Your Highness, please promise me you won’t be so courteous to me anymore. Or I wouldn’t get up. At tonight’s banquet, make sure Shen Juanjuan will wait on us. Yes. Get lost. Yes. What are you looking for, Juanjuan? Some money for escape. You were sold to His Highness and you’re still in debt out there. What money do you have? Not even a single penny? No. Oh, that won’t do. A maid without money is like quicksand. When the wind blows, it’ll be gone. Miss Shen, another lucky day for you. (That’s what I’m worried about.) Your Grace, your gold hairpin looks great. Oh, this. My birthday present from my brother. Oh, have you read the novel Cool Man and Pretty Woman? It’s awful. I read a little and then stopped. I suggest that the author should stop writing. No one will buy this book. Let’s go. Poor taste. (I should lure away Lian Yue, the disruptor.) You, come with me. Your Grace, I can’t stay away from His Highness. You can’t stay away from me either. (This princess is quite helpful.) Your Highness. ♪When a rare meteorite shower fell from the clear sky♪ ♪When crows and swans whispered♪ ♪The memory you left was like remains of the last century♪ ♪Gorgeous but unrepeatable♪ ♪The more I thought, the deeper I sank, repeatedly fixing my breath♪ ♪Diving deep into no man’s sea♪ ♪With a cinnabar dot between the eyebrows♪ ♪She picked some flowers, smiled silently♪ ♪And sincerely made a wish to let it go♪ ♪When he took off his armor♪ ♪Dropping his weapon in the wilderness♪ ♪Was what he deserved♪ ♪There wasn’t a response at the end of the story♪ ♪Until the curtain eventually descended♪ ♪I was watching it all the time♪ ♪Yet the persona turned out to be me♪ (The right of communication through information network) (exclusively belongs to Tencent.)