【EP10下抢先看】沈腾小馋猫差点滑铁卢！| #麻花特开心第二季 | 沈腾/马丽/艾伦/常远 |优酷综艺 YOUKUSHOW
Come on, everyone , we’ve arrived at the scene of our third test. Please take a seat. We’ve entered our little greedy cat test. The test is divided into multiple rounds. When you take off the blindfold, guess which two people are the little greedy cats. If you successfully guess the little greedy cat, you get a point . If the little greedy cat successfully escapes, the little greedy cat gets a point . The team with the highest score in the end gets 20 more ice cubes. Our original teams are still one team, right? It’s still one team , but according to the points earned by each person, they join their own team. You know
, if he is the little greedy cat and I protect him, but you don’t know who the little greedy cat is , I can be very cool, super cool. Let ‘s just draw cards. We’ll know after one round. Is this really necessary, brother? It’s a bit necessary. I looked too closely. Then let’s each describe the food on our plates. For example, his thing smells very strong, but he lied to you and said it was delicious. The little greedy cat got the information as soon as he ate it and turned into a little stinky cat. Feng Man, mine is like that emerald green, so great. I love eating cucumbers so much . I especially loved eating them when I was a child. They are slippery and cool . Brother, this is brother. Brother, these are three pieces of fat meat. They are very solid. I spit them out after eating them. The appearance of this food of mine looks very round and sweet . Sometimes you will feel very moved when you see it. It is not her skin jelly, skin jelly, Tamiflu. My long hair can be swallowed in one mouthful. It may still be medicine. Hers are two pills of medicine, hair growth pills. This food of mine is “wearing” armored walnuts . So when you eat it, please be careful. Young master , this is a pool of brain fluid. It can be red or white. If anyone says they don’t like it, they will slap me in the mouth. I have to peel the orange. You are an orange. I have described it all. Please. Everyone, please put on your eye masks. Okay, please put on your eye masks. When do you start eating ? Chang Yuan, you are free to do as you please . You keep your eyes open. Little greedy cats, can you open your eyes? Okay, now please, two little greedy cats , take off your eye masks stealthily. I’m hungry, I’m hungry, I’m here. Brother, who ate my food? Please tell me whose food I want to eat. What sound do you make? You have to tell us when you start eating. Bai Ke, say something. I’m here. Zhuang Dafei, don’t talk. Is Sister Li here? Sister Li, Sister Li, Sister Li, Sister Li, Sister Li, I feel like Sister Li, Sister Li, I don’t even have a chance to open my mouth. A lama came from the south and a mute came from the north. I have something stuck in my teeth and it seems like I’m swallowing. She swallowed it. She’s fine . Everyone, you can take off your blindfolds. Two people were eaten just now. If you don’t take them off, my eyes will come out from the back. Who ate it ? Who ate it ? It wasn’t me. I didn’t have time . When Huang Cailun was walking, I heard it because I had three pieces of candy. I said it was fat because its calories are about the same as three pieces of fat. My candy wrapper made a noise. It was Brother Teng’s that was eaten, right? Ours is not a chocolate cake. My chocolate cake is right. Brother Teng’s wasn’t eaten . Brother Teng wasn’t eaten. It was eaten . Then why were three eaten? You ate three dishes, right? No, you only ate two. How come, big brother, isn’t that three? Isn’t that three? Anyway, you only ate two dishes. Brother, yours wasn’t uncovered, and I wasn’t uncovered. What does that mean ? Didn’t I put anything in there ? There was candy. I just saw that thing, but that thing is gone. Well, I’m a greedy cat, and I want to know where the candy went. Brother, did you take it yourself? Brother, please check your pockets so I can see. We can’t search you, it’s impolite. You’re not playing this game. How can I play if you check your pockets again ? I have nothing here , just this packet of paper. My packet is empty, and there’s nothing there. Feel it again and press it. Nothing. I can’t hear anything. Nothing . Nothing. I think he should put it in his pocket. I showed you my pocket, so what? You didn’t take it out , so I took it out for you . I felt in my trouser pocket. Really, there was nothing. Why did you take your hand and pat other people’s pockets? But I’m not. But I’m not. Then what are you doing? Brother , I’ll just pretend. I’m pretending to be. Then can I put it back? But I really don’t know, and you didn’t explain it clearly . Right?
Because Brother Teng didn’t know to flip it over. Right,
that means Brother Teng is not a greedy cat. I’m not him. He didn’t know to flip it over. Not a greedy cat, little annoying, little irritating , little naughty. Okay, continue . Okay, continue . Let’s discuss it. Anyway, the one I can protect is definitely Brother Lun because I’ve been touching him, I’ve been touching him. I can’t guarantee that you ‘re okay. Anyway, I can protect Brother Lun. Anyone who dares to protect others usually has some problems. Why should he protect others? I think just now, Bai Ke, I felt him lick his molars with his tongue in his mouth . It wasn’t
you. This thing was in front of you, and you licked it too. Why didn’t I lick it? I love licking so much, but I didn’t lick it . I think it was Duffy. When you were talking just now, she had a little aftertaste . I think it should be When will the sweetness return ? The sour plum essence is too bad at hiding its sourness, isn’t it? It’s delicious . Zhuang Dafei’s explanation wasn’t very good. He’s a little annoying young master . I think we should vote out Brother Teng first because he’s a little troublemaker. It’s exciting with me here. This round must be about voting out Tutu. Did you see that? He should have started to want to eat mine. He uncovered it and saw that it was green plum essence . He licked it and found it was too sour. He pressed it hard. He pressed it hard. He didn’t finish both of them. That
‘s not right. He ‘s a little greedy cat. Anyway, I tell you, there must be one he has to eat, and that’s you . You ‘re not talking to me, the one in front of you, right? You speak now. You’re very curious , no, I know what it is. I saw the green plum essence , so you licked it . That ‘s not right. To put it bluntly, we don’t know what this green plum essence is, and I don’t know what it is either. Only you know very clearly what it is . I definitely wouldn’t eat it, right? So you just licked a little bit. It ‘s not that I definitely wouldn’t eat it , right? Think about it. The green plum essence is in your hands. Do you want to eat it or not? The more you explain, the worse it gets. You talk too much, brother . I also think he talks a lot . He’s just very abnormal . Brother Bai Ke’s ears are red. Am I so anxious that I’m getting so carried away? The IQ of the Mahua family shouldn’t be limited to this. You’ve only heard a few smart people speak . This person’s turn will be soon, right? I’m very anxious. If you doubt me now, there will be big problems. Okay, sister, just said, Bai Ke, none of us knows what this is for. In fact, if you give it to me, if I point it at you, I will definitely eat it in one bite. Only you know what its ingredients are, what it is for, and what it tastes like. How do we know it’s sour? How can you know if you haven’t tasted it? In your words, you couldn’t eat it because it was too sour. Okay, too annoying. I’ve played this game for many years . Anyone who dares to guarantee others really thinks there is a big problem. For now, I’m putting my vote on my little brother.