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Hello, everyone. I’m Bei. Hello, everyone. This year’s theme competition The theme is… So what? To be honest, there are some things I can’t say. In front of so many people, in front of so many people. I want to be a star. My friends are jealous. I’m really jealous. I’m envious that every time I’m on a show, Pang Bo, when Fu Hang comes out, the audience looked hysterical. Ah, Pang Bo. Ah, Fu Hang. What I want more than that. I want to go crazy walking on the street. Someone suddenly recognized me. Ah, Bei. I want to be popular, guys. I want to be popular. I really want to be famous. Actually I’ve been wanting to become famous. Two years ago, I wanted to be Lina Belle. You know? I want to be popular because of some strange words, because of some weird words. For example, the most searched search on the entertainment charts. Bei. The second trending topic. Weibo is out of control. The third trending topic. Will the world be okay? The fourth trending topic. Fortunately, this world… Fortunately, Bei is in this world. You know? It’s so popular that all brands want to endorse me. But my first choice is to unify spring with sugar-free tea. A sip of spring whisk The tea smells great. Not only the product is good, but also because from the moment You’ve been with me all the time. Of course. Although you asked me to endorse you, I have to keep a low profile. I’m afraid other brands will be angry if they see me only endorse you. It’s good tea to unite spring with no sugar. Me too. Good tea. Business writing is so funny. Tell me. Guys, I want to be popular. I want to be popular. dare not comment on me. Because they are afraid by my fans. Even if a guest criticize me, and criticize me. I don’t care. Because I know he wants to a black red route recently. He said I had a homophonic joke. It’s all bad jokes. Let him feel it. The North Army is going all out. And I have such fans. Go back. I don’t have such fans. Guys. Not only my fans won’t stand up for me, but also push me out. I remember once I was scolded by fans in the fan club. My fans commented quickly. Just scold Bei. It has nothing to do with us. Someone sent me a message saying that I’ll take it off first. Let me see the public opinion first. Guys, I really want to be a star. Some actors told me he said you’re actually a star. I’m not, friends. This position is really awkward. You said I’m an ordinary person, right? I can be on a variety show. You said I’m a star, right? I only have two variety shows in a year. I have to choose between the two. I’m really not a celebrity, friends. I’m just a well-known citizen. But I did take a few jobs. A few times. This star experience coupon I always feel that everyone is very good. They care about me. I remember once when I was filming, when I was filming, everyone respected me. saying, “Hello, Mr. Bei.” I didn’t take two steps. I was already the world. He’s just caring about you. When he sat in the lounge and asked me, Kita. What kind of coffee do you want? I’ll say anything. He’s so sweet. and ordered an Americano. and latte. Then I asked you which one you want to drink. Just take one. He said he could do it too. We were frozen there. He was afraid that I would feel embarrassed. I was afraid he would feel embarrassed. I had no choice. What about me? I drank half of the two cups. During the break, all the actors are waiting outside. Because I’m the protagonist. I have a business car. I got into that business car, friends. It was comfortable. In the business car with the air conditioner. Look at the snacks in the car and look at the sunny actors. Guys, to be honest, I feel bad. You know that, right? I can’t bear to see others suffer. I’ll tell the driver. Excuse me, sir. Close the door quickly. You’ve become kind. Guys. It’s really easy to be a star. It’s really easy to be a star. I’m going to perform in North America this year. The organizer took me as a real star. and took me to a very high-end mall. It’s full of luxury that I can’t afford. I said there’s nothing to shop here. He said north. There’s nothing to go around. I said, yes. No wonder there’s no in the north. It’s too hard for me. North. Guys, really. Being a star is easy to get praised. I didn’t buy anything that day, but no staff said I was poor. They only praise me for being low-key. and love sports. Guys. People get praised I can’t listen to those criticizing words. I lost in the first round. The staff comforted me. He said Bei, it’s not easy to start. The votes are easily affected. Only my real friend told me that Bei your part is not as funny as others. I started to reflect on myself. I reflected on myself. Why did I make a friend like you? makes me angry. He told me Bei… Calm down. Your advice is harsh. I say oh That’s an advice, right? I have something to tell you. I’m so angry. But my friend is a fan, my friends, Although he doesn’t care about me, but he cares about his brother. Sometimes he told me that celebrities work hard. Bei, celebrities work hard. I have a lot of work to do every day. and irregular work. Staying up late and working overtime and even lose hair. People around me are all like this. You don’t emphasize this occupation. I thought What about the programmer? He said it was really hard. Many celebrities are under a lot of pressure. They tend to be anxious and depressed. I said every industry are easily anxious and depressed. In the talk show industry, tend to be anxious and depressed. If you know our talk show industry, Do you know how many actors have depression before the talk show. Some have depression Some have depression at first After the talk show It’s not red. I’m depressed again. It’s not easy for a celebrity. It’s not easy for me either. I’ve never seen any celebrity who registered after depression. It’s all on the hot search. And your friend doesn’t even have a number. Actually, I think it’s good to like celebrities. But don’t worry about the stars. Take care of the people around you. Because celebrities are doing well. Please trust me. Because I was a star. Thank you. I’m Bei. Thank you. Pang Bo. Thank you, Bei. Pang Bo. The countdown of voting. Pang Bo. Pang Bo. Applause for our star. What did you just say? Pang Bo. IKELILI. Fu Hang. We are stars. Fu Hang. How about I give you an autograph? Bei. That’s not all I want. What about you four? Pang Bo. Before he becomes famous, Pang Bo, please comment. Pang Bo doesn’t have much chance. I dare not comment. Guo Qilin. Very good, bro. Yue Yunpeng. It’s really you. Yue Yunpeng. You’re invincible, bro. You’re amazing. Yue Yunpeng. Let’s be sworn brothers. Yue Yunpeng. Really? Pay some attention to Yue Yunpeng. Bei. Guys, The live stream is coming. Guo Qilin. Yue Yunpeng, you are my brother from now on. Really? Yue Yunpeng. We are sworn brothers. Heaven is above us. Yue Yunpeng. Here’s the wedding list. The audience in the middle is watching. Yue Yunpeng. Let’s drink this up later. Yue Yunpeng. Really? Brother. Yue Yunpeng. This is the first time I’ve seen a sworn brother. Pang Bo. Let’s drink the tea Have some tea. Bei. With tea instead of wine. Yue Yunpeng. It’s really good tea. It has to be Bei. Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin, the tea is so nice. Look. Just kill me. Bei. No. I’m fine. Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin, we North Army can say anything. I think Guo Qilin I found my own feeling. Really? Guo Qilin. I think Yang Naive He found Yang Naive [Yang Naive] Yang Naive, because of Bei’s previous story, Wu Xie is gentle. Wu Xie, he said his life was relaxed. He started to criticize and criticized many phenomenons. Naive Yang But it’s funny. So I think Yang Naive Today, he also as green tea today. Wu Xie. Let’s talk about I’m an acting star. Bei. Why did you add green tea? I think green tea suits you. Wu Xie. Right? Wu Xie. It’s a great tip. (Northern Green Tea) Nuea. This slogan Weibo is paralyzed. Guo Qilin. is paralyzed on Weibo. That’s right. Wu Xie. Wu Xie, I think this crazy state suits you Wu Xie. I’m looking forward to you becoming more crazy. I want to see how naive How crazy can you be? Bei, I won’t take rabies vaccines anymore. Bei. Recently, Happy Crazy Dog. Pang Bo. Where’s Vinida? Pang Bo. This is real. Vinida. He’s smooth. Vinida, he’s talking to you. It’s funny. Vinida. He looks like a boy Vinida, a boy in the last row. Why is it the third row? Yue Yunpeng. Vinida, in the last row of our class, Vinida are all talkative. He fell asleep in the last two row. Guo Qilin. Vinida. She’s humorous. Vinida is humorous and sunny. Pang Bo, it’s such a reasonable explanation. Because I don’t know Pang Bo. After he finished this, I don’t know your comments. Pang Bo, Is it true or fake? It’s natural. Vinida. The whole state is natural. Vinida. I really like your performance. Yue watched it Pang Bo. He’s in the audience. Yue Yunpeng, because I don’t think I’m qualified to sit here. Yue Yunpeng. Very good, bro. Were you nervous when he left? Pang Bo. A little. Bei. I don’t know where he’s going. I can only see him off here. Bei. I was wondering where to go. I’ll tell you after I finish. Bei. What’s wrong? Bei. You know what? Do you have Tou today? Pang Bo. Pang Bo, send him a message from Xiao Bei. Pang Bo. Bei told Yue Yunpeng to leave. Bei’s talk show. Pang Bo. Yue Yunpeng left in anger. Xiang Fu. Fu Hang. For example, your fans. Fu Hang, if you want to name a fan, Fu Hang. Have you thought of anything? Yes. Pang Bo, Let’s make a full set. No. Bei. I never thought about this. Think about it. Guo Qilin. Pang Bo. Think about it. Yang Naive, this episode will be aired. Fu Hang. There must be. Fu Hang. Northern Army is fine too. Okay, I’ll think of one. Bei. I’ll think of an official candidate. Yang Naive. Yang Naive This is good. This one. Guo Qilin. Bei Guo, right? Bei. Bei Guo. Bamel and green tea. Pang Bo. Because Bei is Pang Bo. Pang Bo, the fourth one. As you can see, Pang Bo He got 4 votes. Pang Bo. Our plates Pang Bo will be the first one will be born. Pang Bo. Pang Bo, the highest score among them will be promoted directly. Pang Bo. In the next round, Pang Bo. Who could it be? Guess Bei. Zhai Jianing. It should be Bei. Chen Ai. Hip-hop. I think it’s Bei. Bei. Qi Qi. It should be Chen Mingfei. Liangyan. I think Bei Thank you. Pang Bo. Please look at the screen. Pang Bo. Who could it be? Pang Bo. Please look at the screen. Congratulations, Bei. Pang Bo. 189 votes. Pang Bo. Successfully advanced. One sip of spring whisk. Pang Bo. The tea smells great. Unify the spring with no sugar tea. Pang Bo. Congratulations. for entering the next round. Pang Bo. Please take a seat in the advanced zone. Have you decided? Bei. It’s called Bei also has something to do with the sponsor. Bei. I think we’re very compatible. Bei. That’s why it’s called Beicha. Bei. I just pick it up. It doesn’t matter. Bei. How can you call yourself a fan? Bei. It’s so awkward. Pang Bo, get a bottle of green tea for Bei. Pang Bo gets a bottle of spring baking tea. He wants half a bottle. Pang Bo. Yes. Guo Qilin. Pang Bo, our next friend Pang Bo is also a new friend of this year. He told everyone Pang Bo He has a pair of eyes his ugly eyes. Pang Bo. Let’s wait and see. Pang Bo. Let’s welcome Xinbo. Hello, friends. My name is Xinbo. I’m 32. 32 is a high-end period for people of the same age to get married. The first one to get married has started second marriage. and even three. Marriage disease relapses again. I often received wedding invitations on WeChat. You’ve received an electronic invitation, right? As an invitation, I only care about the time and place. But if I want to know these information, I have to watch a group first. A new film. We can’t skip it. We have to be loved by their love. It’s been a while. The wedding photos on July 2nd. You’re really something. You can afford to go to Aranya. I can’t afford the printing. How should I put it? It’s so pretty and sweet. But sometimes, you don’t look like him. It doesn’t look like this in life. I would draw back with my eyes narrowed. to the end. or an implanted advertisement button. I want to make one too. Who would read someone else’s wedding invitation? Just say, I’ll make one too. What should I do? I write a letter to bind myself. I don’t think can’t be too commercial. Can we carve it on the tombstone? I want one too. The second tombstone is half price. Collect and take a break. Rising the tablet. We don’t need advertising. The one who has to make the invitation will hold a membership. I’ve studied it. There are two kinds of wedding invitations. One is Bao Nian Membership. One is a lifetime membership. wedding invitation. didn’t expect us to be happy. until we grow old. and get married. It suits those who have a high marriage disorder. and post live comments. I don’t like it. The live comments in the wedding invitation is too harmonious. Why didn’t anyone send it? Am I the only one who doesn’t like it? If they don’t divorce, if they don’t divorce. Answer it. The most annoying thing about electronic invitations is it can be shared. I’ve received one from my ex. She didn’t send it to me. But I’m sure everyone has common friend. Everyone wants to know something. I’ll forward it too. and send it to my dad. and send live comments with his phone. I’m the only one. Do you think the groom is not pretty? Happiness continues My friend sent me a screenshot. Only then did I know there’s a function backstage. Who has seen me? It shows that the 15th time of Xinbo I checked your work. I am of her wedding invitation. and shared records. Xinbo’s dad. read your work through Xinbo. I don’t know. When did you change your WeChat name? Maybe he knows I’m going on a show. In the past, his name was not vain. Dad, you should call him Father Mu. Compared to the previous invitation, I think electronic invitations an electronic invitation. That’s why those who shouldn’t send it to me. We’re not familiar with each other. Not at all. I sent you an invitation. A few days ago, I received a car who was driving at school. An invitation with a voice message. I miss you. I can receive Everyone on WeChat can produce the conversation frame. It should also include the information transportation assistant. It’s not fun to block him. I want to make it too. I’ll send it to him too. to celebrate his good luck. Old classmate. I miss you at the wedding. But if it’s so convenient, you haven’t sent me. So you don’t treat me as a friend anymore. Why? Right? College roommate. I don’t know why. Some people just just walk away. I don’t have to come. but you have to invite me. It’s very internal consumption. Click him. Share an article on Moments. College roommate. Your most precious wealth in your life is only visible to him. Share a song. The Brothers sleeping on my upper bunk. I sang it myself. I’m afraid he doesn’t have a member. No response. As the wedding day is approaching, I became more and more disturbed. According to a book, this is a sign of anxiety before marriage. He wants me to prepare for the wedding. Talk to my groom directly. I mustered up the courage to tell him. Why didn’t you invite me? He said he sent it to the group chat. Didn’t you see it? He withdrew he withdrew it. I saw it. Tell me. I’ll get married and get together. I don’t know what to do. The input method knows me better. I just gave you a wish. I thought of to get well soon. But when I think back, even if he invited me first, So what? I have to in my heart. How much is it worth? Deduct the travel cost. If it’s the main number, it’s a gift. If it’s a negative number, then… he can’t come. His wedding day is my business trip. I said sorry. My boss sent me to Batakonia. Wedding invitations seem is to express their true intentions. I’ve made up my mind. I won’t put the time and place I won’t put the time and place. so that people watch my new film a few more times. Did I draw it? Most importantly, is also screening. Because people who really want to come would ask me I don’t want to ask people who don’t want to come. I have a visitor record. I need a lifetime member. Who has seen what I haven’t asked? I’ll remember him forever. Thank you. I’m Xinbo. Pang Bo. Thanks for Xinbo’s performance.