MULTISUB【神奇的朋友】EP08：跟孟鹤堂一起探索于谦老师家，看于老师首跳《大展宏图》！| 孟鹤堂/梁田/纪凌尘 |优酷综艺 YOUKU SHOW
Why is she wearing fake sleeves when she goes to work ? It’s early . It’s early . Why are you still wearing a pair of sleeves? You do all the dirty and hard work, right? No, these are for you two. When you need them later, I ‘ll tear them off. Whoever wants them, let’s go. Let ‘s go. Today, I’m going to your master’s house. Godfather, follow me, Brother Meng. I feel like I’ve made it . I can actually go to Teacher Yu Qian’s house. I really can’t imagine it. Do you know why it was so sudden? Why? Because I can’t think of a friend’s house to go to. Suddenly, it’s the last episode. I said, how can this happen? Find a friend, find a family, find a family . The day before yesterday, I asked if I could be there for the next two days. If you’re not at home , I’ll come over to your house and bring the crew to take some photos. You ‘re so good , only a real family member would allow you to come if I asked you at the last minute. He said, “I’m not at home.” I asked, “Where have you been ? ” I said, “I only have time to take photos in the next two days.” I said, “Otherwise, I won’t be able to take photos later .” “Don’t give me that.” He said, “Well , I already have an appointment. I made an appointment a long time ago.” He said, “I made an appointment with so-and- so to discuss a movie script with so-and-so. ” He said, “I can’t stand him up. ” I said, ” Then what are you going to do?” I said, “Please, this is the last episode. It’s only a few days away. I really can’t do it.” Okay, I don’t have time. I said, “Please, wait for me , what’s wrong? ” and I agreed. Then he said, “Okay, then I’ll adjust the time. What’s all this nonsense? Let me see if my brother Meng’s knees are bruised. It’s not
on the phone, so there’s no need for me to kneel down. Do you know how the word “Tang” in Meng Hetang came from? It’s because Teacher Yu Qian opened a restaurant at that time. I was in a position in the restaurant , and they called me the lobby manager. So the “Tang” actually meant lobby manager at the beginning. That’s because my master knew I was the lobby manager at my godfather’s place, so they asked me to call you Meng Hetang, right ? “Tangzhu,” how long have you been there ? You were the Tangzhu for about a year, and then someone took over for me. So I went to the horse farm and set up the horse farm. So where did you learn crosstalk? You learned crosstalk at the horse farm and in the restaurant. You also acted, right ? You actually have your own perception and sensitivity to the rhythm of language , but you can’t say that your lines are as good as those of professional actors. But I’ve seen many crosstalk actors act, and their rhythm is very good. They speak their lines with great confidence , you know? Especially when I watch Teacher Yu’s plays, how can you do that? That was all done by those little scoundrels. You are their leader, but the nature of instigating and inciting you is even worse than theirs. I said it wasn’t me. What were you trying to do ? Are you trying to be a prankster? You’re almost there. I feel like a lot of the words are his own words. I think it’s amazing if a comedian can act well in a non-comedy role, right? Because everyone is too familiar with comedians. When you see him, you will think he is here to act in a comedy. Comedians will label you , and after being labeled, it will be difficult for you to get a role, right? But it doesn’t prove that he can’t act in a serious drama , right? Yes , yes, yes, because you know that acting in a comedy is much more difficult than acting in a serious drama, right ? You are pacing in your mind about when to say this sentence, and at this juncture , you should say it, right, with what tone and in what state, and when you say it, it is very natural and relaxed. But you and I are completely different. Lao Ji is relaxed on the outside but relaxed on the inside. No , I can’t think about how to get the rhythm right. As soon as I think about it, I tell you , I get nervous, and you can see it. Then your acting range will be narrowed, right? It’s impossible to only get roles that are very similar to your own personality. If you want to be me, I didn’t want to be like you, the actor we asked to watch the short film in the first few episodes. I always feel that portraying someone who is different from yourself requires skill , and you have to be natural. First, you have to imitate. After imitating, you have to find the psychological basis of the character. You have to find this thing . After you dig deep enough, you can then present it. This requires practice, so this is what an actor does. Turn left. Today, I went to Teacher Yu’s house. I feel that my brother Meng is really familiar with the route. The road today is a bit winding and just passed a few bends , but you drove very smoothly. I didn’t even feel the shaking. I told you , right ? It’s shaking, right? That’s all thanks to the Mazda EZ-6 that’s been with us all season. It has minimal turning lean and precise steering, and it ‘s silky smooth through corners. It’s stress-free, right? And you see , this Mazda EZ-6 has the integrated human-machine black technology of a century-old chassis tuning . Its linear braking system makes every brake very smooth, and the parking is also very smooth. Very smooth, not very smooth. I tell you, it has a sports car-level body. This thing is easy to drive. Let me drive it later . Okay, let ‘s take turns driving. Here we are. Is this Yu Qian’s shop ? Where is Yu Qian’s shop? Look at all the koi here . Right? Let’s have this tonight. Is it edible? It ‘s a bit expensive, so I don’t dare to eat it. Mengzai is here, godfather. I’m still here calling you. Let me introduce you to two friends. One speaks Mandarin well. Hello, Teacher Yu. Hello, you just came back from Hong Kong and your accent hasn’t changed. This is Teacher Liang Tian . Hello , hello, welcome . We’ve recorded one season. This is the last time I’m here, right? Don’t get in the sun . I’ll show you around first. Okay, okay , okay . I just moved here , about half a year ago. A small courtyard. The breeze blows the leaves, so comfortable . What’s that over there? A gatehouse, a warehouse. This is a warehouse. Yes, there are good things here . This is my office. Come and take a look. I even have a dragon. This is the fish I raise. This fish is so beautiful. It’s a golden arowana. The color is pretty. It’s pretty. It ‘s pretty. It’s not red . It’s purple on top. Yes, it has a good meaning. It ‘s really well named. This is the upper-layer fish and this is the lower-layer fish . They are called the Heavenly Dragon and the Earthly Tiger. There are also some particularities . This fish looks like a tiger. This is called a tiger fish. This is called a tiger fish . Teacher Yu , there are many dragon elements here. This is not in traditional culture. Are there many elements like this on the side ? Are there the same ones on top? Dragon and horse spirit . Teacher Yu loves playing with horses because I like horses . I’ll show you my pony in a moment . I heard that these are all saddles. They are very beautiful . This is a small saddle given to us by Teacher Wu Jing and Teacher Xie Nan. This pony is riding on it. It’s really exquisite. Our family is missing this one. It’s waiting for me . How come you take it away? Take it away. Who drew this for you? This is the painting handed over here. This painting is very common on the Internet now . I often see this picture . This one was drawn by a sculpture teacher from the Central Academy of Fine Arts. He drew it for me based on a photo of mine. After the painting was finished, we both signed it and hung it up. It ‘s quite interesting. It’s very vivid, very vivid, and very uninhibited . The ancient Greek god in charge of perming hair actually wanted the helpless feeling of middle-aged men. Still helpless, still helpless, so free and easy. I also want this in my middle age. It has this energy. You should perm your hair first and leave . Look somewhere else. This is our big live broadcast room . Live broadcast room. You are still broadcasting here. Look at the lights. There are some things on the table. Come on, broadcast a show, broadcast a show, sit here, you see, we mainly broadcast It’s a collectible. This is our own logo. You see, it’s a brand label with the word “Qian” . It doesn’t just represent me, “Qian” . In fact, there is a Qian hexagram in the 64 hexagrams. What does this hexagram represent? It means good luck . It means good luck . Missing and caring are two different things. What is this? This is agarwood. These agarwoods are beautiful. Do they match my temperament ? How much does a string cost? Our agarwoods are not expensive, probably a few hundred. Why else would you charge for being a guest in Teacher Yu’s live broadcast room? Dear audience friends, just give this to me directly. Have you seen it? Do you have this? No, no , no, no, I’m not embarrassed to ask you for it. The main thing is that I will give it to you later. Is this considered chicken oil yellow? This is better than chicken oil yellow. This is good , I haven’t asked for this either. This is a steal. Teacher Pan, this is a bit interesting. This is quite good-looking. Do you recognize this? It looks very good. This is my prototype horse . I have this horse in my horse farm. Yes, it’s called Diandian. I recognize this Diandian . This is a trendy toy we made based on Diandian . It’s so beautiful, isn’t it? This is a big package . Dots, dot, dot, dot. Yes, take this as a bag hanger. It will look good . If you like it, I’m giving it to you. I like this. The teacher gave it to you. Thank you, teacher . Look, it’s so good. I’d like to take this opportunity in the live broadcast room to introduce the identities of the three of us. We are assistant sellers on Xianyu. Our group is called Tian Jitang. I am the leader of Tian Jitang. On the way here, Brother Meng also explained to us how he became the leader of the group . My master said that you are the lobby manager at your godfather’s place. Your name is Meng Hetang, right? Teacher, my nickname is Mo Xiaobei , and his nickname is Ji Jiujian. How did they get these names ? If it ‘s not Ji Jiujian, what’s your nickname? The Drunken Sword Immortal is called Drunken Sword Immortal. Drunken Sword Immortal . The Sword Immortal who likes to drink. You like to drink in a while. I’ll treat you to a drink in a while. Okay ? What does it mean to be an assistant seller? What does it mean to be an assistant seller ? If you have any unused items, for example, you have kept them at home for a long time and have never used them, but they are still good things, can you help me sell them on Xianyu? Yes, it will help you save time dealing with these trivial matters. Both new and old ones are fine. It’s better than what the teacher said. All these things are from the live broadcast room. We can’t touch them. Really, you can pick a teapot. There are several teapots in the room that I’ve used. You can pick one . Okay, let’s take a look first. Let’s take a look first. Yes, this is it. I have a horse race called the Young Horse Competition. It’s an international event. There’s no international event in Asia . We are the first. The rider must be very good. It requires years of practice. I prepared for the Young Horse Competition for more than a month last time. That’s not good. Xiao Meng has just entered the obstacle course.
Just entered the obstacle course and just touched the door of this profession, so I went fishing. Fishing is getting more and more professional. Fishing is world-class. This is a small reception tea room. Tea room . It’s exactly the same as what is sung in the song. What is tea set? Grinding ink and writing. Singing karaoke in the villa. There is a silver dragon fish in the pond. I gave tea set to the uncle . He grinds ink and writes. This is an eye-opener. This is a small reception tea room. All the teapots here are the ones I’ve used , and the ones you’ve used. Yes, each one has its own shape. This is the stone ladle, right? The stone ladle is amazing . How do you get these textures? It’s a bit like the shaved red technique, right? It’s shaved. To be honest, I still can’t recognize all of these shapes . There are too many of them. To me, they are all teapots. Yes , this is my first teapot in my life, but you can’t pick out the knob . The knob fell off, and I glued it on. This is broken. The reason I keep it is because it has special commemorative significance. This is my first teapot since I started playing with purple clay teapots , my first teapot in my life . Yes, you guys can come here and pick a teapot. Okay , Lao Ji, do you like this one the most? It seems quite expensive. Regardless of the price , I’ll really pick it out. You pick it out for our friends on Xianyu. Can
you bring it here and let Xiao Meng take a look? Is it a good thing ? It must be a good thing. Why did I choose it ? Because I think it is very gray and it feels very elegant and stable. I think this one is very stable. I like this one , so this one. Listen to Lao Ji’s choice. This one is fine. There must be friends who like it on Xianyu . This yard would be very comfortable in autumn, right? It is very comfortable in spring and autumn. We often have a meal and drink tea in the yard. By the way, have you seen these plants of mine? Teacher Yu just started learning how to cut this bonsai . This is quite interesting. It bends but does not bow its head. This is the typical literati style . It’s so fun not to bow your head . Every place in this courtyard is interesting. These are all made according to my hobbies. Here are these. We also have about six greenhouses that are dedicated to growing these . Can you produce bonsai? Teacher, can you produce six greenhouses? One pot, one pot, one pot. Listen to what I say. I produce one greenhouse , one greenhouse , one greenhouse, one greenhouse, one bonsai. Where is our kitten? There is also a cat here . Listen to the sound. The kitten is so cute. It is called cow and milk. Milk is quite vivid and interesting . These are employees of our company. They are employees. They are employees. Their workstations are very luxurious. Hua means a big villa , very luxurious. They sing karaoke in the villa. So what are their daily responsibilities? Teacher, they also make videos. Their job is to act cute . You must have such a great time in this class, teacher. You must have such a great time in this class . It’s really fun. There are flowers, trees , cats, and fish. I haven’t finished exploring this courtyard yet. Yes , and it’s so beautiful and looks amazing. Teacher, this stone is this piece of Nanhong. Nanhong is fully carved. These are what we call cat’s eyes. This is not ordinary. Teacher, this is this. Rotten wood cannot be carved. This is not this Thuja thuja , a natural Ruyi-shaped Thuja thuja . It’s very beautiful. I put it here. Teacher , are these pots inside all our products ? The pots are beautiful. This one looks good. That one is carved very delicately. What is this? Such a big piece of turquoise. These are two door gods, right? Yes, this is amazing. Old Ji, you always say this is a good thing. This is a good thing. I tell you,
this is what a good thing is. Is this expensive? Teacher , I’m not sure the exact price . It’s
mainly because we have a mission today. Don’t leave this room. I’m afraid you can’t. There’s nothing wrong with it. Isn’t this what the little horse is? This small cultural and creative horse just now . This is our product. It’s not that we accept idle products, but we don’t accept your products . None of them are idle for us , but our team sells your idle products . Yes, we can’t help you sell products. This fan is this fan, which we also developed. Doesn’t this fan have an axis in the middle? This one doesn’t have an axis . It has a hidden axis nailed inside. It’s so beautiful. Although this one is more expensive than an electric fan , it’s not as good as an air conditioner. It ‘s all nonsense. Although it doesn’t make any sense, teacher, I still want to hear your opinion on this. There are some things I don’t know. Next time, when my brother Meng says something serious, I know he’s going to do something wrong. This one can be released, right? Cultural and creative products can be released
, this one can be released, no problem, because we have only made this batch, and it may be sold out. Yes, it will be sold out once it’s sold out. It’s limited edition and out of print, and it may not be released again in the future. So we will release two , one for women and one for men. This one is really a limited edition. And here comes the golden rice bowl , the iron rice bowl, the golden rice bowl. Is this a golden rice bowl? Is it really gold? This is layered . This is the gold-plated Jianzhan. In fact, these three This bowl represents the three stages of the Jianzhan reform. This one is plain, this one is fired with oil droplets, and this one is fired with gold foil. It ‘s so beautiful, a golden rice bowl. Can this be produced? Anyway , these are all our series of things. They are all these things. Anyway, we have an Alibaba charity event. We are embarrassed to tell you directly about this charity event, so let’s be frank. Let’s be frank. What do you need me to do for this charity event? For example, we put some things up for charity sale . We put them on there with a starting price, and then those who are interested bid. The proceeds will be donated to those in need as charity. That’s great. Not only do we get it , but we also help them get it. Yes, we have to help them . These three are a set. Just buy a set and that’s it. Tian’er, take a picture . This looks really good. Those who are interested can go to Xianyu and search for “Magical Friends” to participate in the charity auction. Let’s drink some tea. Godfather, try the rock tea you make , shake it, and then smell the tea while it’s hot. Let me smell it . It smells so good. It’s basically an orchid scented bowl. This is so comfortable to watch. I taught Lao Ji the other day. You were not here. I was teaching Lao Ji in Hong Kong. When drinking tea, first inhale and let the tea and air enter your mouth together. This way, there is a sound of “slurp, slurp”. The air is just in the lungs, rolling with the tea fragrance . When you exhale in the lungs , use your nasal cavity, use your nose , and then exhale from your nose. I don’t believe it. It comes out from your nose. I don’t believe it. I drank it and saw that Tian’er is a master of drinking. It ‘s really different when you drink it , is n’t it ? It ‘s really different. It’s the feeling of drinking. Yes, it does taste different. I knew you were coming and brought some gadgets. This is what you brought from your home. Here comes the good stuff. This is a katydid, right? Xiao Meng will definitely know. If you weigh these two , you won’t be raising katydids. Right , just let him explain. I was just about to say that this looks like something for moxibustion. This is something for raising that is a sound insect. What does a sound insect mean? It is actually a jar for raising oil gourds. Do you know what an oil gourd is? I don’t know that oil gourds are the same as crickets. They are a kind of autumn insect. When they chirp, they sound a bit contemptuous. This is a katydid. This is a katydid. You feel it. It’s very light. Did you make the model yourself ? This is mine. This is this. Do you know why my Qian logo looks like this? Isn’t it the same with gourds? They use plaster to make a mold, and then carve negative patterns on it to divide it into two or three petals. They put it on the growing gourd, and then let the gourd grow along the negative patterns. Isn’t this the positive pattern flower? So it’s very rare , and you have to fill all the patterns you carved. The fuller the better. Is this a basket for catching fish and crabs? You see, every little line is full . It’s the pattern it left when it hit the mold. It’s amazing. It can’t grow so perfectly because many of its brothers and sisters ca n’t grow at all. So this gourd needs a very professional craftsman to do it. It needs good sunlight, moisture, and everything else. The gourd also needs to be strong, so it can fill it up. It’s very rare to have one like this. It depends half on human effort and half on fate. Do you want to sell this gourd? Don’t mention it . It’s definitely idle. He does n’t raise insects. Raising insects is called collecting, not idle. What is this? This is raising lees . What are lees? It’s also a kind of autumn insect. Look, this is bamboo. This is the feeding hole. This is where it puts food. Usually, you put beans, rice, or vegetables. Then there’s the microphone. This is the observation port. This is a convex lens that can magnify the view. Then you put the insects in and have fun with it. This is also a trendy toy . In fact, I think as long as you like it, it’s called a trendy toy . If you
popularize this whole concept and its culture and young people like it, isn’t it a trendy toy? Yes , when we first played with it , we took it out in the winter to show off. In winter, how could you see insects in the grass pits on the street? So you have to play it out of season, especially the katydid’s chirping. It’s quite noisy in the fall , but if you hear a katydid chirping on a snowy day, it’s something special. The chirping of insects on a snowy night is different and poetic. This is what we play with. Do you think it’s meaningful? It ‘s interesting . You’re right. Isn’t it interesting in itself ? It has a meaning for you . You love to play so much. You started playing since you were young, right? Since you were six or seven years old. He was exposed to this atmosphere in old Beijing. He lived in a slum, so this must be it. Everyone has something in their hands, right ? But when they were young, they started playing with these time-consuming things. Whether their family members cared or not, their family members didn’t think it was time-consuming. You weren’t so particular back then. When kids played, they would just break off a scallion leaf and feed it to them. This is the figurine of the post-60s generation. This is the trendy toy of the post -60s generation . Look, this is what I bought in Shanghai when I first started getting involved in cultural relics. When I first started playing, this is actually a lychee carved from an olive seed. There is also a beetle. Godfather of the post-60s generation, do you know about Labubu? Do you know that a Labubu sells for over one million ? The most expensive one is over one hundred. Aren’t you a salesperson? Is this okay? What’s the starting price? This is a bit of a headache. Those things just now all have prices. These things are priceless. Do you remember how much you bought them for ? I’ve forgotten. It’s been at least twenty years since I bought them . If I were to buy this 200,000 , my target price would be over one thousand yuan . It’s so expensive! It’s cheap ! I just said it’s so expensive. You said it’s so cheap . This one is a long time ago. It’s a good sculpture , right ? 1,500, okay? No, you don’t have to bid so high , starting at 500 or 600, okay? Take a picture first to save him from regretting it later. No one talks like that. These are the first batch of olive seeds that Teacher Yu played with in Shanghai 20 years ago . Since we’re going to bid on them, then you should take this one. This one was also bought at the same time. It’s also a cicada-raising godfather. I’ve watched you for so many years, right, at least 20 years. This is a spotted bamboo . Doesn’t it have many edges? The leather is glued all over, so the craftsmanship is extremely sophisticated and the pieces are very detailed. This is also good. You’re willing to spend it, right? These things are all from when I wanted to raise cicadas. Later, I was flying back and forth, joining the crew and working in the studio. I was a little worried that it was too noisy, so you couldn’t raise this cicada. I wanted to take a picture of it because I’ve seen this for so many years. I’ve been watching this since I was a child. Go bid with netizens, and finally you got it . Take a picture of this one. This trip has been full . It’s not
mainly because of Teacher Yu’s immeasurable merit . It’s almost done, godfather, we have food to eat. Let’s go and have dinner. It’s so sumptuous . Let’s have tea instead of wine. Okay, let’s have tea instead of wine. I wish you good health. Thank you and welcome . This is Old Beijing big bowl tea . We don’t eat vegetables . Come on, this is sea bass. This is this large-mouthed sea bass. The Old Beijing fried sausage is delicious . It’s a work lunch. Your small kitchen can be used for this work lunch. You are praising me. We were just talking about those cultural relics and katydids . We southerners don’t know about them. Southerners don’t play with them. Southerners don’t play with them. Southerners don’t have these things. Yes, but Xianyu is amazing. Xianyu has everything . It sells everything, including horses. Xiaotian, look , this is the prototype of your cheat horse. This little horse is so short and the size of a dog. I’ll find you a horse -human ratio. Look, this is a horse . It ‘s so cute, right? Do you want to sell this horse? Do you want to sell one? Sell everything? Sell one. Can Xianyu really sell horses ? Everything can be sold. Then just pick one. Really, is there anything you can’t sell? Speaking of which, these horses can be raised as pets. Because they are small , they are pets. I think if you want to sell this horse, you should probably do it offline to make sure the person who buys it can afford to raise it. Yes, and I can raise it well. Yes , yes , this horse is not something I can raise just because I have the desire to raise a dog and the space to raise a dog. It really doesn’t seem like it. Teacher Yu really likes small animals. It is true that we say that the employees have cats and horses. I heard that you used to have a “zoo”. What I call a horse farm is actually a “zoo” because I not only have horses , but also dogs, pigeons, chickens, birds, monkeys , and other things. There are so many horses . At the most, I once raised more than a hundred horses. When I was a child, the art class in elementary school asked us to draw anything, and I drew a horse. Do you like Xu Beihong? I don’t. If you’ve painted Xu Beihong, some people call you Brother Qian , and some call you Uncle Qian. But actually, according to age, Mr. Yu Qian was called Uncle in 1969 , which I think is a bit early. Do you know why he’s called Uncle? Most of the children in Deyun Club are apprentices of Mr. Guo , and Mr. Guo is four years younger than me, so his apprentices all call me Uncle , Uncle Qian, Uncle Qian . We’re used to calling each other that way, and it comes out casually in the media and everywhere . I just call him Uncle Qian . Why doesn’t he care if I call him Uncle Qian? He’s been at my house since he was a kid, before he even became Mr. Guo’s apprentice, so he’s always called me godfather. Let me reveal a secret to you, Mr. Guo. Brother Meng likes fishing. He said the other day that he’s trying to find a balance between fishing and work. You’re really revealing this. Teacher Yu , Brother Meng is worried that he’ll lose his ambition due to playing around. His worries are more positive . I’m worried about why I never have time to play. Because at my age , making money is my priority. I’m at the age of spending money. But Teacher Yu, when you’re playing around, have you ever thought that it would interfere with your work? No, because work is also play . That’s what I mean . Crosstalk is all play, and filming is also play. The so-called play is play mentality is at least my hobby , right? Crosstalk is also my hobby . I’ll give you a book later. It ‘s one of my books, “Play.” Did you write “Play”? That book is actually a very true portrayal of my playful mentality. The stories that happened between me and all the animals starting from the age of six or seven reflect some of the things I think this mentality is very important. If you have a playful mentality, it will be very beneficial to everything you do. I’m very lucky. Crosstalk is my major , but it’s also my hobby. I’m in this industry out of interest . That’s it. Now I feel that I need to learn the mentality of playing. I need to read that book . I have summarized one thing. No matter whether everyone can understand it or not , it is the mentality of playing. Look at the subtitle of my book. What I am talking about has little to do with money. Playing this thing is not just playing alone, right? But I can catch a “sparrow”. I don’t tie it up or put it in a cage. I let it fly around me. It will go if it wants to. I will come when I call it. No matter how much money you spend, you can’t attract so much attention from me, right? Of course, it is actually the mentality. You are not purely immersed in this play. So no matter how old you are , we can say how many years we have played in this world. It is very important to understand this mentality when you are young. How can you understand it now? I may not really understand it now, but at least I am in my fifties and almost sixty and can form my own system and my own cognition. I hope everyone has fun. I understand. What’s the goal of being the best actor if there is less play ? The person sitting next to me is the best actor, really? “Teacher·Good” I watched your movie . On the way here, you also mentioned the 11th Macau International Film Festival Jinlian I won the Best Actor Award. I didn’t expect you to be completely different from those actors. I graduated from the Directing Department of the Film Academy. Crosstalk was in a slump those years, so I specialized in directing. That was many years ago. The one with Director Zhang Luan, from the class of 1995, was directed by you, right? We wrote the script together . We started from the original idea and talked about it together. I’ll gnaw on a bone. Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid of ruining your image . Come on, this is exciting. Tian’er, come on, I’ll come on, wait a minute. Women who started drinking soy milk dare to drink soy milk. I dare to drink it, but I haven’t accepted it yet, right? I can’t accept it. I don’t even dare to smell it. I ordered takeout and said, “Give them something. Let’s give them some soy milk to try .” Although I don’t drink it and never order it, I still have a way of harming people. Liang Tian said, “I’ll do it. I’ll drink it sooner or later anyway. I just need to drink it all in one breath. Life is about experience.” Anyway, I think my mindset at the time can be applied to the teacher’s mindset. Let’s just have fun, right? Let ‘s try it , I’ll know after experiencing it. Our performance today is pretty good, right ? We also sold a horse . How about accompanying Teacher Yu to get a perm on our hair?
I think it’s time. You see, I don’t have any curls now. It’s time to get a perm. You said you really like perming your hair. I perm my hair half and half. I really like perms, but what grown-up man likes perms? But my purpose for perming it is because my hair gets thinner and thinner at the top of my head as I get older. After a perm, you can easily comb it and make it fluffy. We met a few teachers in Hong Kong last time. To be honest, they are all older than you , but they all look younger than me. Mr. Zeng Zhiwei is 72 years old and takes good care of himself. And Auntie looks like she’s almost 30. That ‘s amazing, right? I think we should let Teacher Yu regain that youthful look , right? After we’re done, you should at least look like 57, right? I’m only 56 now. Okay, then let’s get a perm first. I ‘ll go get a perm with you first . Okay, let’s go . Let’s go get a haircut first . Let’s get a perm first . I ‘ll quickly find a photo of a head shape I like. I don’t want to give you a straight perm. I just want him to find a hairstyle and perm it according to that style. I’ll talk to him again. How far do I need to go in explaining ? How about a perm like that with tinfoil ? I said, you just open your mouth and come on, right? You often write poetry , and wherever you sit, you get wet. You’re starting to learn to be a straight-talking joke , right? Is this considered a straight-talking joke? You just need to keep your words on the ground. I ‘m not sending this to you with any other intentions. I’ll show this hairstyle to people later. Has summer officially arrived in Beijing ? We’ve already entered the dog days of summer. It’s almost July 20th. What are the dog days of summer? What are the special things about the dog days of summer ? Sunbathing? Sunbathing on your back? I sunbathe every day now. I don’t grow green hair. What kind of turtle is green hair ? We go fishing and get sunscreen for a long time. You have to apply sunscreen. Sometimes it doesn’t work. You’re being too harsh. Applying sunscreen actually prevents sunburn, not tanning . Yes , it doesn’t prevent tanning . In fact, it’s burns . I’ve been sunbathing a few times and had to get injections that same night . It was so severe , I got a fever -reducing injection. It’s all because I was wearing swimming trunks. I can only wear swimming trunks again. I can’t wear other clothes. It hurts when I touch my hand. When I touched it, it was like a toad’s back, covered in blisters . What did you do to get so tanned? Did you swim outside? You swam a lap, came back to tan , swam a lap, went back to the sea to tan, and you got red after tanning, right? Unlike me , I got tanned and went to the IV drip right away. Now, I always wear sunscreen when I get tanned. Not sunscreen oil , but tanning oil or something. At least a layer of it will look better. Who do you always say you look like? Alain Delon, right? Anyway, you have the looks of a best actor, but you don’t have the destiny to be a best actor. You dream every day of wanting to be a best actor , but you also want to have fun someday. That’s right, right? We’ve never been to such a high-end place to get a perm. Who’s looking for a hair perm? It looks expensive , but we can search for a coupon on Xianyu and it’s actually quite cost -effective. It looks expensive, but we don’t actually have to pay. This is fine. Retro teacher Yu is going to get a perm. Please sit down for a moment. Thank you. Anyone joining us? Who wants to suffer with me ? How do we suffer? The three of us will do it together. Give me a more handsome perm. I can’t compare to Lao Ji in terms of looks. Give me a perm like the foreigners’ curls , the ones that are really curly, like dog hair. This kind of curly hair is so fashionable. I want the kind that looks like an old lady. If you don’t do that, Xiaotian, I won’t do it. Two years ago, I dyed my hair pink. It was really pink. Then I got some feedback . Then I said, ” I’ll try a buzz cut later in life, depending on my age. I have to have that experience.” By the way, has Brother Meng ever permed his hair before? Yes, I did. I had a tin foil perm once when I was in school. Old Meng, what are you perming? I have a tin foil perm . Is it real ? If you ask him, he might not even know what a tin foil perm is. I know what a tin foil perm is, just small curls. I have big curls. Teacher, when you were in your thirties, like Brother Meng’s age, can you remember that time? What were you doing? When I was in my thirties, I was fully immersed in my studies because crosstalk was at its lowest point. I was also attending film school and was just having fun. So how did you meet Brother Meng? Little Meng, that’s too late. How old was I when he came? I came too late. When he came , I was already in my forties. He had been living at my house at that time. What was Brother Meng like then? He was only nineteen, right? Twenty years have passed in a flash for a kid . Did you discover that Brother Meng had a talent for crosstalk then? Of course not. It’s not something that can be discovered. Everyone needs to cultivate it for a period of time. Maybe it will get better suddenly. You know, Tian’er got scolded back then. Teacher Yu scolded me . I don’t believe it. We scold everyone we catch. How can it not be true ? We are children. Scolding is a must in the learning process. Because I had a stage presence at that time . I wanted to take shortcuts . If the jokes on stage were not good, I would just use exaggerated expressions. Remember, godfather , you scolded me the most severely that time. That was because of what ? What does “expression” mean? It means using a relatively exaggerated facial expression to lead the audience in this rhythm, and then forget about the words. I always rely on this for a while and I feel a little disgusted. I do have a bit of over-reliance on it . Sometimes I will use a mean expression , which is disgusting. How does a person feel ? It’s about making a fool of oneself, making a fool of oneself, and playing tricks. You are not sophisticated. Then you, like my godfather , would scold me all night long when seeing this situation. At that time, I especially understood that you couldn’t change because you were dependent on him . You had already performed on stage , sold tickets , and had a certain number of fans. He had an effect. You can’t just practice again if it doesn’t work. He no longer has the leeway. But if you don’t practice, it will definitely not work, and he can’t make up his mind. So, all you can do is scold him. He forced himself to bend over. Close the gap, close it slowly, yes, teacher, you are the vice president of the rock association, the vice president, for the rock veteran, I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it , this is too They’re completely different, right? I can’t tell at all. I initially thought your permed hair was just a meme , like the ones you see online, but I didn’t expect you to be like this. This meme was also created by Teacher Guo from real life , so it’s quite interesting. But I didn’t expect you to be a rock musician after this point came out. Yeah, Godfather doesn’t usually sing, so you rarely hear him singing. But when he picks up the microphone, that’s the right vibe. It’s that vibe . I grew up listening to it as a child. It was the most popular thing back then. Now, teachers are popular on short video platforms with the song “Grand Ambition,” right? “Grand Ambition” is a meme created by netizens, right? It ‘s even popular overseas . Is that so? Okay, for us, let’s do a grand show after we ‘ve permed our hair. Okay , let’s wear this flower and shoot a Douyin video. How else do you want to play? Let your godfather play. Godfather plays. I have to wear the flower. Let me see. Let’s start with the first move. One, two , three, four , sing karaoke. One, two, three , four . There’s a silver dragon fish in the pool . One, two, three, four. Serve tea , grind ink, and write . Four words: “Grand Show “. Pick up the pen and write “Grand Show ” . Move it to the office and write “Grand Show”. Guan Gong nodded. It’s interesting, right. That’s what I mean. You can hide behind you and dance and sing karaoke. Silver dragon fish tea set, grind ink , and write “Grand Show”. This is learning “Grand Show”. Guan Gong nodded when he saw it. It’s great. Dance and play. Is it okay? You guys try one. Let ‘s see , the three of us will perform a dance together in a moment. One, two, three, four. We ‘re singing karaoke in the villa. One , two , three , four . There ‘s a silver dragon fish in the pool . One, two, three, four. I ‘m sending tea to my uncle. He grinds ink and writes , and directly gives me four words: ” Great ambition , great … What were you doing? Just now, you said you learned the first move. What was it? It’s one, two, three , four. It ‘s one, two, three, four . Then we sang karaoke in the villa. I just forgot the first one. Amazing. Then, look at this one. How about this one? Move it right. One , two, three, four. Sing karaoke in the villa. One, two, three, four . Put it in the office and show your ambition . Even Guan Gong nodded. It’s impressive . I learned this move by looking in the mirror. Is it the wrong way around? Try it. Try your best . Try your best . That’s definitely your best . It’s too funny. Okay, let’s do it. I’m a little excited. Let’s get excited. It’s okay. Let’s try a few more times . You haven’t danced in a long time. How many years have you not danced? I haven’t danced at all. I haven’t danced either. The screen is dancing now . One, two, three, four . Sing karaoke in the villa. One, two, three, four. There’s a silver arowana in the pool, one, two, three, four, and they directly gave me four words: “Great Expansion”. They moved it to the office, “Great Expansion”. “Great Expansion”
. Guan Gong nodded when he saw it. “Something interesting “. What the hell ? I can barely keep up. I tell you, you have to pay Teacher Yu extra to record this show . Teacher Yu has never done this before. I’ve also sold my face in this life. Let Teacher Yu follow me and dance this. Come on , do it again. Okay, come on, do it again. Okay, do it again. Okay, do it again . Let’s see who dances wrong. Don’t criticize others. One, two, three , four , singing karaoke in the villa. One, two, three, four , there’s a silver arowana in the pool, one, two, three, four , and I gave the uncle tea sets . He ground ink and started writing. He directly gave me four words : “Great Expansion”. The master personally picked up the pen and wrote “Great Expansion”. They moved it to the office, “Great Expansion” . Guan Gong nodded. “Something interesting”, okay , okay , it’s hard work. Teacher Yu, it’s amazing. I continued to perm my hair halfway through the song. Are we due time? Okay, take off this. This curly hair, your hairstyle is okay. Let me see. I see how Brother Meng looks now. This is the Big Bang. What do you think? You can raise pigeons with this hair. It ‘s a bit handsome, a bit like Eason Chan. Who? Who said that about me? Yes, is it true or false ? Do you think I’m exaggerating? Don’t open your mouth . There’s still 20% resemblance and 30% resemblance . The singing is pretty good. Don’t sing next time. Look at this look . It ‘s Y2K. Today we are emotional and too generous , or are we a little helpless ? Are we originally of that generation , or are we reluctant to be too obedient ? It was that time when you made an appointment but didn’t show up, making me cry like a child. It’s really good , really good. I told you not to open your mouth, and you ‘re still in a daze. Baby , are we in a hurry to prove my existence , or do we not love but will be in a daze , have to love. I really can’t stand it. I really want to pretend not to know them. Okay, thank you , that’s great, so energetic, three, two, one, we are rock and roll . Let ‘s go. Thank you , boss, come and check out. We have coupons bought on Xianyu. We have coupons bought on Xianyu. Yes, thank you , very handsome , thank you for your hard work. I suddenly remembered Teacher Yu, it’s you on Xianyu. It can not only There’s the circulation and trading of items, and there are also people selling skills or services on it. It’s amazing. When you watch this season’s recording, you’ll find that every guest you meet has something they particularly like.
Teacher Yu is particularly good. He said, “We just play , right, we play.” In fact, playing is also a kind of passion. So , you can only do it well if you love it. What does passion feel like? It’s a bit crazy , a bit obsessive. You keep thinking about it in your mind. Whatever you do, you think about it in your mind. I love a lot. I’ve recently loved jiu-jitsu and boxing. Let me sort it out. This season, Brother Meng’s passion is fishing. Nida likes playing with crystals. I’m going to be the sexy chef again. Then Sister Shengyi’s psychology is a bit exciting. What’s going on? What’s going on? Cheers. Then Gillian’s house is full of trendy toys . High five, Ren Hao. He was playing with that graffiti. The obsession of an art student saved the paintings of the three of us. He is worthy of being a singing and dancing singer . Lu Zhuo and Zhuo Yuan like music. They still have the equipment they have used for nearly ten years. They usually edit videos and make music. You just bring a microphone. Then your aunt likes fitness . Zhiwei’s hobby is acting. Just treat it as him beating him . Then you can eat and drink as much as you want and it will be very relaxing. I am really happiest in the gym. When she comes here, it’s like going home. You see, right, and then you see Teacher Yu has too many hobbies . What else do you want to play with cultural relics ? Why don’t you just play with them? In fact, everyone has many hobbies . Yes , I think there may be a period of time when you like this and a period of time when you like that. It’s a stage , and it’s just like me. Once I fall in love, I will pounce on it. I fell in love with it, I fell in love with it again. Let’s go back to the hospital, right? Yes, I am very grateful to Teacher Yu this time. Thank you, my godfather , for taking us to understand so many things he touches and plays with in his life. It is also eye-opening for us. And mainly because we are assistants, today we really got a lot of things that are very precious and cherished by Teacher Yu. He is willing to share them with everyone on Xianyu. These things we got today are pretty good, right? You are sincere. In this season, we recorded these things from each guest. In fact, these things have more or less accompanied them through a very happy stage in their lives. From these items, we can also see how the former owners behind them loved life and placed their emotions through these objects. And then through these objects We have also made a lot of good friends and encountered a lot of magical things . We have made a lot of magical friends. Today, Teacher Yu actually taught me a sentence that can become my life principle , which is to have fun happily. I still advocate this word. Many people who go to Xianyu also have fun eating , drinking and having fun. Let’s go to Xianyu first. At our age, the word “play” has some negative connotations. But for this generation, it is not negative. It may have some benefits and advantages for life. So, if we are still destined , I hope that next season we will still follow Xianyu to eat, drink and have fun and meet more new magical friends. Speaking of this, you are also very lucky to be the last guest of Xianyu this season. It is our honor to be the last guest . Thank you to our program team for inviting us. Teacher Yu is called the last guest and we call it the end. Finally, I would like to thank Xianyu for giving us such a good opportunity to meet so many magical friends and so many magical things. We will see you next season of “Magical Friends” . Bye.