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Tongyi Spring Breeze presents ‘King of Comedy Stand-up Season’ Pang Bo Season 2 Pang Bo Welcome everyone to the second round of the Challenge Battle Pang Bo I’m a vocational school graduate Our school motto was ‘adapt to society’ I said I could just guess I said D stands for disabled seating Disabled Hou Peicen Though your name is Hei Deng (Black Light), but you’re the guiding light for all of us Hou Peicen Love you Congratulations to Hei Deng Pang Bo 181 votes Pang Bo Successfully advanced I told the teacher, of course these wild vegetables are edible We Hani people have been eating them for thousands of years and that’s how we became a minority group The Viper Gang needs you Pang Bo Congratulations to Zhen Yong 177 votes, successfully advanced Pang Bo Never mastered rounding numbers First learned the Three Obediences and Four Virtues My dad is from Shandong and my mom is from Hebei Just like Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing the same configuration How can a broken you protect a broken me? He said if it’s stitched, the wound will heal beautifully Are you going to stitch a flower on me? Congratulations to Chen Shu Pang Bo 189 votes Successfully advanced Pang Bo Let’s continue with our competition Shou Fu Welcome back to Tongyi Spring Breeze ‘King of Comedy Stand-up Season’ The second half of the Challenge Battle Pang Bo Welcome everyone Tongyi Spring Breeze Sugar-free Tea Tongyi Spring Breeze Sugar-free Tea – One sip, full of tea fragrance vivo Live – No need to edit, happiness is all in Live Smart Baby. Smart babies drink Feihe – the world’s best-selling formula. Pang Bo, let’s see which two actors will be competing next. Pang Bo. Lin Jianqi, Men Qiang. Pang Bo, please move to the battle area. Lin Jianqi. Pang Bo, a new actor who has also made his way step by step from a small city Pang Bo to our Comedy Show stage, but his inner world is Pang Bo, rich and fascinating, Pang Bo, making people curious. Pang Bo, let’s all listen to what Pang Bo wants to share with everyone today. Pang Bo, a round of applause for Lin Jianqi. Hip-hop. Lin Jianqi. Hello everyone, I’m Lin Jianqi. I’ve been feeling like my thinking isn’t quite normal lately. I don’t know how old I am, I just know I’m in my 20s. And I’m really bad at math. One time I opened a calculator to subtract my birth year from the current year. I was born in ’99, so I typed 25 minus 99. Then I looked at the result and saw I’m -74 years old this year. Baby, you’re a premature baby. As a premature baby, I still think I’m pretty smart. I’m very smart. For example, I want to get tattoos on both sides of my head. I want to get a phrase tattooed right under my hair, against my scalp. I want to tattoo the phrase ‘Didn’t I tell you not to cut so much?’ I’m always thinking about useless things. I’ve been thinking about Xiao Caiqi lately, do you remember her? 15-year-old Xiao Caiqi spun for 4 hours during the Spring Festival Gala. When I was watching it on TV, I couldn’t accept it. Because as a kid from Northeast China, in my worldview, it’s just not possible for someone to spin alone on a stage. You know what I mean? She just kept spinning. I looked up her history with the Spring Festival Gala. Initially, she was at a dance party where she spun for two hours. Nobody stopped the child. Feng Xiaogang saw this and said, ‘If you can spin for two hours, you can spin for four hours.’ He didn’t act like a director, he acted like a fund manager. What I can’t understand most is that after Xiao Caiqi finished spinning, there wasn’t a final shot of her. It was just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year, and when the camera cut back, she was gone. Why don’t they design a curtain call for her? I’m just curious. I care about her. At least let her finish spinning and walk in a straight line. I don’t understand. I still don’t quite understand equestrian events in the Olympics. I thought the Olympics were supposed to be about humans being higher, faster, stronger? The horse carries you while running and jumping. And then you go up to receive the medal yourself. I once saw a news story about an Australian equestrian rider who tested positive for drugs. I was like, dude, did you inject that performance enhancer into the wrong body? Come on! Why do you need to be so high? Come on! I mean, come on! Everyone else rides their horse in competition, are you planning to carry the horse instead? I even suspect this guy wasn’t actually an equestrian rider at all. He was just high. He walked over there. Saw a horse. And just went for it. Many people say my thinking is very childish. Maybe because of this immaturity, I can’t give my partner much of a sense of security in relationships. I remember I had an ex who taught me. She said, ‘After I get in a car, take a photo of the license plate and send it to me.’ This would make her feel more secure. So that’s what I did. Then a couple days later she got mad at me again, saying, ‘You don’t need to photograph the bus.’ Come on! That’s just how I am. Growing up, I didn’t have many mature people around me. My childhood friend is the same. My childhood friend is so childish it’s almost surreal. It’s like he has never actually lived in modern society. He pronounces things however he wants, regardless of how they’re actually pronounced. The other day I asked him what app to use to watch an anime. He said, ‘Just use that Bili Bili thing.’ Seriously? I’ve known him for 15 years. I still never know what he’s going to say next or what’s actually going on in his head. Every day he fantasizes about being the protagonist in some anime. Today he’s Flame Dragon Hero, tomorrow he’s Ultraman Tiga. I asked him, ‘So who’s your favorite anime character?’ He said it was Huanhuan. I said Huanhuan is quite obscure, which work is it from? He said, ‘You don’t know Huanhuan? The Olympic mascot.’ I said, ‘Didn’t expect you to be into government-approved anime.’ Sometimes I just can’t keep up with his random train of thought. We were choosing a restaurant on the street, and I asked, ‘Want to eat lamb spine hot pot?’ He said, ‘No thanks, I’m allergic to seafood.’ First of all, he thought lamb spine was actual scorpions, and secondly, he thought scorpions lived in the ocean. I said, ‘Dude, scorpions live in the mountains.’ He said, ‘Oh right, now that you mention it, I realize my logic was completely absurd.’ One day he suddenly asked me, ‘Have you ever thought that actually, the climbing ivy should be called wall gecko more than the gecko itself?’ I said, ‘Who?’ This confused guy is so weird. He said, ‘Look, the climbing ivy always grows on walls, so it should be called And geckos are always climbing up walls, just like climbing mountains, so they should be called mountain climbers.’ I said, ‘Can someone please put me out of my misery?’ My brain still has some use left. Now I can’t tell the difference between climbing ivy and geckos anymore. But I also see in him a kind of childlike power. I realized that when you’re alone, you can achieve extreme abstraction. When you live completely in your own world, your heart becomes an impenetrable fortress, and nothing can hurt you. I went with him to a middle school reunion. Then this one classmate was showing off, telling us, ‘You guys, you still need to make money in the future.’ ‘Look at me, bro, my bank account now has 7 digits.’ I was heartbroken, but my childhood friend was shocked and said, ‘How much?’ ‘Why does my bank card have 16 digits?’ Brilliant. ‘Did you get yours early?’ Alright, that’s all for now, thank you everyone. Thank you. Pang Bo, thank you for Lin Jianqi’s performance. Pang Bo. What’s that? Pang Bo. Da Lin, Pang Bo. This should be your favorite type. I made the right choice, didn’t I? Guo Qilin. Yes, he’s excellent. And I also like Guo Qilin. I really like him. Guo Qilin, he adds many of his own comments throughout. Him, yes. Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin, he offers commentary on some of those rather Guo Qilin. bizarre stories and characters in his narratives. Guo Qilin, he provides his own assessment of them. That’s particularly interesting. Guo Qilin. Why are you getting so excited about this? Guo Qilin. You’ll just feel like Guo Qilin. it’s really entertaining. Seriously, bro. Fu Hang. After you mentioned you were premature, I just heard those three words Fu Hang. and I was staring like this until the end. I wonder if I might Fu Hang. also be premature. While you were telling your story, Xiaolu. Fu Hang kept asking me, he’s premature, right? Xiaolu. He really is premature. Fu Hang. Fu Hang. Really? Fu Hang. I honestly don’t know. Fu Hang kept confirming. Pang Bo. That idiot he mentioned, Pang Bo. was it him or his childhood friend? I really don’t know. Fu Hang. That’s awesome. Ma Dong, there are two dimensions in his work, have you noticed? Ma Dong. Ma Dong, just as Dalin mentioned, he has one Ma Dong. where he also comments on others. Ma Dong, that dimension where both are idiots. Ma Dong, you know, he’s able Ma Dong, to organically separate two idiots from each other, Ma Dong, yet still bring them together. It’s such a fascinating universe. Ma Dong, you know? Ma Dong, it’s like the ivy and the gecko. Ma Dong, just by reversing a name, it creates Ma Dong, this sophisticated intersection of misunderstandings that’s truly brilliant. Ma Dong, many people will be inspired by this work Ma Dong, and these few lines to re-examine Ma Dong, the concepts around us. Ma Dong, are those familiar things we know actually real? Ma Dong, what kind of relationship exists between Ma Dong, the names we’ve grown accustomed to and their true essence? Ma Dong, What’s the real connection there? At least I can understand it. Ma Dong, Ma Dong, this is what I personally feel, so sitting here Ma Dong, brings me great joy, thank you. Ma Dong, Lin Jianqi. To be honest, I didn’t quite understand. Lin Jianqi, thank you for your appreciation, thanks. Actually, no matter who’s standing on stage. Ma Dong, Ma Dong, I would have said the same thing. Alright. Lin Jianqi, next person, call the next number. Yang Tianzhen, next. Hou Peicen, Chunfu. I think he’s finished speaking. Lin Jianqi, I feel like, yes. Ma Dong, Hou Peicen, not everyone can be this funny. Exactly. Hou Peicen, it’s just his personality. Hou Peicen, I think what Teacher Dongdong just said is exactly that. Hou Peicen, that’s right, Dongdong. Hou Peicen. He really is that kind of Hou Peicen adorably silly and lovable. Hou Peicen, I don’t know if his real personality is actually like this. Hou Peicen makes you feel Hou Peicen. like that. He’s like that both on and off stage. Xiaolu Chunfu is very cute. Ma Dong. I think that Hou Peicen’s relaxed attitude probably makes us feel relaxed when we’re listening to him speak. It’s very comfortable. Hou Peicen completely brings us into his world, and that world is silly but very charming. Hou Peicen. Hou Peicen. I like it. Good. Lin Jianqi. Pang Bo, did you understand this part? I understood. Lin Jianqi, this I can understand. Look, he’s not even in a hurry. Guo Qilin calls for the next person but still wants to listen more. Guo Qilin. Hou Peicen. I think it’s great. Hou Peicen, your performance has carved a ‘good’ in my heart. Hou Peicen, now you’re letting me speak. Hou Peicen, I’ll choose Chen Mingfei. Hou Peicen, so in my heart you are Hou Peicen, the brother who braves all obstacles. Hou Peicen, you are everyone’s guiding light. Hou Peicen, love you! Next person. Lin Jianqi, your childhood friend is Yang Tianzhen. I have a friend like Yang Tianzhen, that kind of friend. Yang Tianzhen, or do you really have such a childhood friend? Lin Jianqi really has a childhood friend. Do you have to be so harsh? Ma Dong. Yang Tianzhen, I just think you guys are so fun. Yang Tianzhen, I really want to be friends with you all. I really want Yang Tianzhen, I just really want to observe you all and what you talk about every day. Yang Tianzhen. I think it’s so much fun. Yang Tianchen, I’m really curious if you’re the type who carefully crafts your texts Yang Tianchen or if you’re more spontaneous? I’m the lightning-strike type. Lin Jianqi. When inspiration hits, I write. If not, I don’t. Lin Jianqi. Pang Bo. Li Bai. Lin Jianqi, huh. Pang Bo. Why does your childhood friend have so many questions? Go tell him this. Pang Bo. For questions ask Quark. Pang Bo. Quark is fine AI can answer anything. Pang Bo. Just tell this to your friend to our buddy. Pang Bo. Let him figure it out himself. Pang Bo. This way you’ll have peace for 2-3 years. Lin Jianqi. No problem. Fu Hang. That’s so cool. Chun Fu. Fu Hang. In that thing you did. Chun Fu. Guo Qilin has finally outgrown his premature baby phase. Yes. Fu Hang. That’s so cool what about Lin Jianqi? Fu Hang. It’s just like having a friend who keeps telling you Fu Hang. about his own completely surreal thoughts. Fu Hang. Very abstract humor which is exactly the kind I love most. Fu Hang. After that I feel the comedy stage Fu Hang. needs people like this to be interesting. The lightning-strike type. Lin Jianqi. It’s all about Lin Jianqi writing whenever ideas pop into his head. Lin Jianqi. No ideas, no writing. I can’t tell the difference now between ivy and geckos anymore. My dad is approaching puberty now. Lin Jianqi is hilarious. This piece by Lin Jianqi. Coach Xu. I think it’s purely bizarre. His brain is just different. Yu Bo. It’s truly unique. Yu Bo, I support scientists studying his brain. Didi out. I’ve noticed what netizens care about. Lin Jianqi. Is much more obscure than me just listen. Lin Jianqi. Can walnuts crushed in a door still boost Lin Jianqi’s brain? I don’t know, maybe they can boost his forehead. Chen Shu What about this one? Lin Jianqi Using venom from a poisonous snake to poison a snake Lin Jianqi Can a venomous snake be poisoned to death? I don’t know, but I’d like to poison you. Chen Shu Lin Jianqi Here’s another one. Lin Jianqi, why is DiDi called DiDi? It doesn’t call out. Lin Jianqi What exactly are you trying to do? Chen Shu I want to do this. Lin Jianqi Open the DiDi app search in the address bar Lin Jianqi do whatever you want take one ride Lin Jianqi we both get 50% off Lin Jianqi super cheap! Lin Jianqi, see? I share all the good stuff with you. Why only give me half? Chen Shu I can’t take all the credit. If that’s what you want Lin Jianqi the rent can be all yours. Pang Bo Please have a seat and rest. No problem. Lin Jianqi And then… Lin Jianqi, let’s step out of this abstract world. Lin Jianqi Let’s step out Lin Jianqi, let’s prepare for the next performer. Okay. Lin Jianqi Pang Bo, the next person to battle in the abstract world is someone we’re all familiar with. Pang Bo A round of applause for Men Qiang! Good luck! Hei Deng Chuan Hello everyone, I’m Men Qiang. When I introduce myself at events these days, attending activities, I say my name is Men Qiang, and people always respect me. They say, “Teacher Men, hello. Your surname is quite rare.” Friends, I don’t have the surname Men. Men Qiang is my stage name. The intention behind this stage name is simple. Because in stand-up comedy, speaking requires extensive use of the tongue. In Shanghai dialect, the tongue is called “men qiang.” So since I was born in Shanghai, that’s why I’m called Men Qiang now. If I had been born in the north, I would now be called “Kou Tiao.” Some people ask me why I don’t just use my real name when introducing myself. Because I don’t want others to know my real name. I feel embarrassed and shy about it. It’s not Li Jiajun, no. My real name is Zhang Bingjie. Zhang with the bow radical. Pure as ice and jade. Every time I introduce myself, people say it sounds like a little girl’s name, right? I know it feels weird, like if you asked Batman and Batman said… It’s a delicate name. I looked quite delicate when I was young too. During the 10-minute breaks in elementary school, when playing games with the boys, playing role-playing games, they would say, “Zhang Bingjie, you play Princess Bing Bing.” I’d say I don’t want to be a princess, then they’d say, “Be a maid then,” and I’d say, “Fine, I’ll be the princess.” Princess Bing Bing. The other boys would get assigned roles like princes, heroes, or generals. The roles assigned to me were always princess, imperial princess, or young lady. I did play a general once – Mulan. The boys would always try to court me in these games. I never agreed to it. Because a 10-minute break isn’t enough time to get to know someone. I’m pure as ice and jade, not that easy. I also didn’t understand their courting methods. They wouldn’t try to please me, they’d just duel each other. And their dueling method was strange too. They would spit at each other. I felt like, why are you guys even pursuing me? You don’t need me anymore, you’re already sharing saliva with each other. In the end, it was the girls who rescued me, our female class monitor who brought out her secret weapon. The behavior record sheet. Those male cubs immediately calmed down. Girls not only help girls. I asked my parents why they gave me the name Bingjie. My mom said because a name represents parents’ expectations for you. I hope you’ll be clever as ice and pure in conduct. Mom… Such expectations. He’s such a gentleman. I turned to ask my dad. I said, ‘Dad, your son’s name is so uncommon, don’t you have any objections?’ My dad said, ‘Your mom was in charge of naming, I was responsible for the surname. We had a division of labor.’ Even teamwork! My dad said, ‘Besides, what’s wrong with having an uncommon name? Zhang is a very common surname.’ I thought, what does that mean? Can names also be risk-hedged? I said, ‘Having Zhang as a surname isn’t good either, it’s too common.’ He said, ‘Having Zhang as a surname is not supposed to be too good. You don’t understand, Zhang is a celestial surname.’ ‘The Jade Emperor’s surname is Zhang.’ ‘Zhang is the only surname where when someone asks for your honorable surname, you don’t need to humbly reply.’ Is he taking me for a fool? When someone asks, ‘What’s your honorable surname?’ I say, ‘My honorable surname is Zhang. The Jade Emperor’s surname is Zhang. Don’t get it, do you?’ It’s very powerful, that’s what I call Zhang power. I really don’t like my name. I said I wanted to change my name, and then my mom said, ‘Don’t think the name Bingjie is insignificant, the expectations behind it are huge.’ ‘Because it’s difficult for men to be both clever as ice and pure in conduct.’ My first reaction wasn’t to applaud. I looked at my dad. ‘What exactly did you do?’ Then my dad said, ‘Don’t worry, he’s just not clever.’ I only understood my mom’s meaning when I grew up. After I started working and became an HR, I discovered that many male colleagues, especially male executives, aren’t very pure or clever. Out of 10 male leaders, 7 are stupid, 8 are dull, and 9 don’t keep themselves pure. Take that Mike in our company. He flirts with 3 or 4 women simultaneously at work, and dates another 3 or 4 after work. I don’t even know how he manages his time. How should I put it? While we’re working nine to five, he’s being fickle and inconsistent. Despite all this, he still tells the new female intern, ‘I’m just a passive person. I’m destined to be alone.’ I am an HR professional, a professional HR, and due to my professional integrity, I won’t let personal matters affect how I treat colleagues. But only while we’re colleagues. He will switch jobs. He will resign. After resignation, there’s this thing called a background check. Doesn’t he fear that when others do background checks, they’ll call me? Isn’t he afraid of what I might say? Is Mike from your company? Yes, what’s his work attitude like? Passive. What about his teamwork skills? He’s destined to be alone. Does this person have any strengths? Well, if I had to name one strength, it would be time management. Not just male colleagues, even male celebrities who should be most concerned about their image aren’t exactly pure. Every so often, there’s always some man trending online because he couldn’t keep himself clean. So I suggest, to make these people learn their lesson, from now on, any man who can’t stay faithful should change his name to Bingjie (Pure). This should have happened long ago. COWED man. Jin Bingjie. And that other guy, Xiao Bingjie. Of course, I sincerely hope male celebrities won’t fall from grace anymore. Because Zhang is a common surname. I’m afraid it might cause some unnecessary misunderstandings. Then I’d have to change my surname, to Men Bingjie. The surname Zhang isn’t important, what matters is having a pure nature. Actually, it’s not just men, being clever and staying faithful are the most beautiful expectations for humanity’s thoughts and morals, I think. But everyone thinks that Bingjie sounds like a girl’s name, are we expecting too much from women? (Yes). Such wonderful expectations, how can we let women claim them all? That’s disrespecting us men. Men can hold up half the sky too. I think we should divide the work, do some teamwork. Women can be responsible for being clever, men can be responsible for staying faithful. In the future, please don’t praise men for being faithful anymore. Because we’re just doing what every boy should do. Thank you all, I’m Zhang Bingjie. Pang Bo. Thank you for Men Qiang’s performance, Pang Bo. If you enjoyed his performance, don’t forget to vote for him. Pang Bo. Pang Bo. Thanks again to Men Qiang, Pang Bo. This Pang Bo finally told everyone his real name. It’s also Pang Bo. Is that a breakthrough for you? Yes, because it was hard to talk about. Well, actually, for a long time, ever since I was in school, um, and even at work, I really didn’t like uh, mentioning my own name. Until I started doing stand-up comedy, um, I realized that I’m kind of a person uh, who’s pretty shameless, so um, I’m not embarrassed anymore. Well, I think I should be more sincere when communicating with everyone, um, so I mentioned my name. And I really don’t like it um, when people call me Brother Pang or Boss Pang. Um, Teacher Pang, I’m just not used to it, um, really not used to it, yeah. Pang Bo, Da Lin, is Qilin also your real name? Yes. Guo Qilin, but actually it’s not this character on my ID card, not the mythical creature qilin. Guo Qilin, and speaking of this, as he was just discussing surnames, I suddenly realized that we have a zoo on stage. Spring breeze. Sheep, horse, monkey, qilin. Guo Qilin, right, why are we all animals? Ma Dong, so you think you’re a divine being? Yang Tianzhen. Divine beast. Right. Guo Qilin, well, even the Jade Emperor has the surname Zhang, so mine is… Guo Qilin. Yang Tianzhen, I feel the content this year has some changes. Yang Tianzhen. Yang Tianzhen, in the previous season it was mostly about workplace issues. Yang Tianzhen. Yes, it was some of those things. Yang Tianzhen. Now you’ve started to explore social topics. Yang Tianzhen. Is this because your own interests have changed, Yang Tianzhen, or is there some other reason? Last year I talked a lot about workplace issues because at that time I had just left the corporate world. But I think this year I want to talk about more personal things. It’s because I feel that when I was communicating with everyone last year, I was still wearing a mask. I mean, I always felt like I was interacting with everyone as an HR professional. But actually since I’m no longer working in HR now. So I think I should be more sincere and try to open myself up, communicate more genuinely. And then, yes, I hope to get some sincere feedback, something authentic. I mean, whether it’s positive or negative reviews, I want to see them all, right. So, Sister Peicen, have you seen Pang Bo’s performances before? Or have you seen any of his content on short video platforms? Hou Peicen. Yes, I’ve also seen Cynthia. Hou Peicen, and I’ve also worked with Teacher before. Hou Peicen. Hou Peicen, we’ve hosted an event together, yes. Right, we co-hosted together. Hou Peicen, so today is the first time I’ve heard him mention his real name. Hou Peicen. That was close. Hou Peicen, I used to always call him Teacher. Hou Peicen. I never called him Teacher Men. But I think today Hou Peicen uses his real name as a starting point I can see that Hou Peicen on stage actually has a desire Hou Peicen wants to be himself again. Because sometimes Hou Peicen when people get to know us Hou Peicen we’re assigned a certain role. Hou Peicen: For example, when people know me Hou Peicen might be as a news anchor. Hou Peicen: And you might be known as Yes Menqiang Hou Peicen the cute HR sister. Hou Peicen: Or sometimes as a host so you might want to Hou Peicen show different sides of yourself also on stage Hou Peicen present a different you. Yes Menqiang it’s like being more genuine in expressing yourself. Menqiang Right, just give it a try. Menqiang See if you can do it see how far you can go. Menqiang Pangbo, Menqiang got two votes from the atmosphere group. Let’s invite Lin Jianqi Pangbo back to center stage as well. Lin Jianqi. Zhai Jianing Lin Jianqi must win Lin Jianqi lost. Zhai Jianing Zhai Jianing: I’ll do 100 push-ups. I also vote for Lin Jianqi. Director Fang I vote for Menqiang. Wang Jianguo. Pangbo So what will be the result of this duel? Pangbo Please look at the big screen. Pangbo Happy, then vivo Live. Pangbo: Now it’s time to reveal the results. Menqiang Congratulations to Lin Jianqi. Pangbo 192 votes impressive. Menqiang. Pangbo successfully advances. Pangbo please go to the advancement area. Thanks to vivo Live Pangbo for capturing this accent battle that brought us joy. Pangbo Cheer up! Chen Shu. Chunfu has achieved excellent results as well. Pangbo according to the rules, needs to temporarily move to the waiting area. Pangbo, before you leave, Pangbo, do you have anything to say to everyone? I feel very happy. Menqiang, I can use this platform, such a wonderful stage, Menqiang, to talk about my name, to explain it clearly. Menqiang, this is something I wanted to talk about last year, Menqiang, but didn’t get the chance to, and this year I don’t think I explained it well either. Menqiang, so Menqiang, I’m very grateful to everyone for giving me this opportunity, and I’ll keep working hard. Menqiang, so, yeah, Menqiang, we’ll see each other online, and meet in person too. Menqiang, I have more sides of myself to show everyone. Menqiang, thank you everyone, I’m Menqiang, thank you. Menqiang (Keep going!) (See you in person!) (Awesome! Bye-bye!) Chunfu: Yes, see you in person. Pangbo: See you at the theater, there’s always Pangbo: an opportunity. Our competition continues. Pangbo: The battles continue. The next pair Pangbo: is also a newcomer versus veteran match, let’s see Pangbo: who will be coming to the stage. Please welcome Shiyan and Chen Ai. Pangbo: Both of you, please move to the battle area. Shi Yan and everyone. Pang Bo is an old friend from last year, everyone knows her very well. Pang Bo has a very strong personality. Pang Bo’s energy is sometimes low, but coincidentally, Pang Bo and our new friend this year, Chen Ai, are on the same wavelength. Pang Bo and their energy levels might not be that high. Pang Bo, so I sincerely ask everyone in the upcoming competition, Pang Bo asks to listen carefully to what they want to share with you today, okay? Pang Bo: (Okay). Okay. Pang Bo: Let’s welcome with applause, Pang Bo: Shi Yan, who will perform first. Hello everyone, I’m Shi Yan. A CONED person. We have a child at home. Kids grow up so fast these days, now he’s taller than me, and I’m having trouble adjusting to it. I really never thought that for someone taller than me, I would still have the obligation to raise them. Anyway, now he calls me mom, and I want to call him dad. My husband is both the kid’s father and my grandpa. He’s also his own grandson. My dad is approaching puberty. If you don’t have teenagers at home, actually if you go online, the feeling is the same – they’re all like people with limited education, strong self-awareness, and bad tempers. The other day when I was picking up my kid from school, I overheard two kids talking. One said, “Today we studied ‘Romance of the Three Kingdoms,’ what garbage is this? I want to dig up Luo Guanzhong’s ancestral grave.” I thought, the literary world is tough, isn’t it? He’s been dead for centuries and still getting bad reviews. His friend said, “Well, isn’t it just a literary work?” He replied, “No way! He portrayed Cao Cao as a despicable villain. I feel personally attacked because my surname is Cao.” Then the other kid said, “Well, Cao Xueqin also has the surname Cao.” He asked, “Which class is Cao Xueqin in?” “What class is Cao Xueqin in?” “Cao Xueqin is a stand-up comedian.” When I was a teenager, I never thought about digging up anyone’s grave. I was more of the type who had wild thoughts and sapiosexual tendencies. My grades weren’t very good back then. Then, but I was decent at biology, so I worried constantly about my future children being stupid. That’s when I developed serious fertility anxiety. Anyway, I don’t know when my child started choosing a mother from heaven. But I started choosing a father for them in middle school. Back then, I wasn’t interested in cute boys, I didn’t study either, I was always in the classroom analyzing the school’s ranking board. Old school. How should I put it? After all these years, I still like the top-ranked guys. But being first-time parents, we definitely made many mistakes, like buying one of those learning tablets for kids. After getting it, I felt my IQ dropping. I heard myself saying, I said, ‘Honey, look at this new learning tablet mommy bought you, it doesn’t play games.’ How fun! Go study! They call it a learning tablet, but it’s really just a tablet without games, just sitting there collecting dust, gathering dust every day. I said, ‘Is this a learning tablet? More like a dust collector!’ Even Windows without internet has Minesweeper. Finally found one game, a vocabulary one. Say one word and the little monster disappears, say a phrase and the big monster’s gone. But if you want to defeat the final boss, you have to say a fluent English sentence. It feels like you’re not speaking English, but casting spells. After beating this game, my kid was like an emperor, with only one thought: ‘I want foreigners to die.’ Parents these days are so fragile, I feel like we’re easily shattered by certain things. The other day at the bookstore, I saw a bestseller called ‘Step-by-Step Guide to Community College.’ I nearly lost it right there, thinking, ‘What the hell? Do you need a book to get into community college?’ Seriously. Maybe the reason they’re going to community college is because they don’t like reading books. I thought, ‘The world has changed, it’s different from my time. What did I read in school? It was ‘Harvard Girl Liu Yiting,’ and I still ended up in community college.’ Now as a parent, they put a community college guide right in front of you to make you face reality. Seriously, I asked the store clerk, I said, ‘What extracurricular books should kids read nowadays to get into Harvard?’ e OL CONED person. He said, ‘Why don’t you try focusing on the regular textbooks instead.’ I can’t even understand books these days. I don’t even understand kids’ backpacks nowadays, these children’s backpacks called ‘high-capacity weight-reducing backpacks.’ You just feel like the owner of this backpack factory must have dropped out in elementary school. Because if he had made it to middle school, he would have learned some basic physics. That thing, the larger the volume, the greater the mass, right? If you increase the volume but reduce the weight, then yes, that’s weight reduction, but he clearly forgot his physics textbook. So I asked their customer service, ‘What’s the principle behind this high-capacity weight reduction?’ He said, ‘Well, we put a board inside the backpack to reduce the impact between the backpack and the child’s cervical spine, making the child feel the weight is reduced.’ I said, ‘That makes no sense. If your backpack doesn’t have enough capacity to fit this board, how can you call it high-capacity?’ ‘It feels lighter,’ they say. If we can talk like that, then we can say anything we want. I feel like smoking moisturizes the lungs. I feel like drinking protects the liver. Just say whatever, right? I feel like gambling makes you rich. Today I’m just saying whatever comes to mind. I feel like recording this show helps me make genuine friends. Just saying whatever. I feel like these celebrity guests they’ve invited, all the mentors, they truly understand comedy. Spring breeze. Just kidding, I’m talking about the guests who got eliminated last season. I feel like I’m kind of drunk right now, just saying whatever. I feel like traditional comedy still has a future. People just say whatever these days. Especially parents, they say all kinds of things. The other day my best friend told me, she said, ‘What do you think about wearing a qipao on the day of our kids’ college entrance exam?’ I said, ‘Here we go again with the random talk.’ I said, ‘Why would a mother wear a qipao for her child’s exam?’ Did you write the answers on your legs? What’s the logic behind this? How is it that while the kid is taking the test, the support player is changing outfits? She said, ‘Well, the qipao, the word ‘qi’ sounds like ‘victory flag,’ it’s good symbolism.’ I said, ‘Well then, shouldn’t the father go shirtless? That’s good symbolism too, symbolizing that every child will have a bright future.’ Sometimes I feel like in ‘In the Mood for Love’ Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung don’t have children if they had children there would be no romance at all. Maggie Cheung would be wearing a qipao with a cigarette in her mouth just waiting for her kid after school. Tony Leung would say if there’s one last boat ticket left. And Maggie would say, ‘Stop fooling around’ our child has college entrance exams today. Everything I’ve said today is nonsense I’m sorry. People. But now I have one serious thing to say we actually don’t need to place the burden of success on mothers because children have their own life lessons and mothers have their own prime years. Otherwise we’d all have the same life experience that’s all, thank you. Pang Bo. Thank you for Shi Yan’s performance. Voting countdown, last three seconds Pang Bo please lock in your vote. Thanks again to Shi Yan Pang Bo. Do you four regret Pang Bo hitting the buzzer earlier before them? Pang Bo doesn’t regret it. Ma Dong I think it’s really don’t be upset. Shi Yan it’s all for the show. Shi Yan designed it. Looking at Shi Yan Ma Dong I feel very close to her. I feel like in every family Ma Dong there’s a relative just like her. She’s like your cousin in those traditional extended families. Ma Dong it’s her who says all these quirky things. Ma Dong has a great sense of humor. But cousins like this are often very warm-hearted people. She’s the type Ma Dong who has a sharp tongue but a soft heart. I don’t know why Ma Dong she was just here. It’s all this constant chattering. When Ma Dong was saying those strange things, I actually felt a sense of warmth inside. Yes. I feel really close to Guo Qilin. Ma Dong is really great. Pang Bo will criticize you when nothing’s wrong, but when you need help and you ask for her assistance, she’s genuinely reliable and helpful. Right. Ma Dong might not necessarily help you though. Me too. I think Guo Qilin is similar to my aunt in some ways. Don’t you think so? Ma Dong does. And especially just now, because she has many aspects that are particularly down-to-earth. Like when she was talking about buying that learning device, really. Those few lines weren’t actually that useful, but I found them particularly interesting. Just learn it. Go ahead and learn. I really liked those few lines she said. And then finally. She was constantly saying those strange things. I suddenly connected her with Li Jiajun in my mind, like they were in cahoots, because I think Li Jiajun must be a strange person too. Yeah. Our stand-up comedian Yang Tianzhen. Everyone has different energy and colors about them. And Shi Yan is someone who observes the world from angles that are extremely sharp. She actually has a very perceptive perspective to see the truth behind things. But when she speaks, she doesn’t use a cutting approach. Instead, she gently and tenderly tells you a story. And in that story, there’s her analysis, then her feelings, and then she throws in a couple of playful jabs. Shi Yan: Just for show, not real mockery. Yang Tianzhen: It’s fine, we all remember. Guo Qilin: What she talked about today. Yang Tianzhen: Addressing the theme ‘In the Bloom of Youth’ I think it was really excellent. Because in our lives, we do see many mothers. Perhaps when she truly takes on the identity of a mother, her own self disappears. So I think this is also a very good perspective and viewpoint. That you can be a mother to your child, and you can also always be yourself. So I think it’s really great, and I really like how she tied it all together at the end. What about Sister Peicen? Pang Bo: Very touching. Hou Peicen: Actually, at the end, you were expressing a message. Hou Peicen: That is… Don’t put the responsibility for children Hou Peicen: solely on the mother. Although you mentioned it gently, I could feel it. Hou Peicen: You also have your own bloom of youth. Hou Peicen: I feel encouraged by that. So I really enjoyed your performance. Thank you for bringing me both emotion and laughter. Hou Peicen: Thank you. I’d like to talk about Shiyan because personally I’m hesitant to discuss Shiyan this parent-child topic. So today Shiyan I really want to do an experiment to try to stand in children’s shoes Shiyan and talk about what they see like schoolbags and learning devices. Shiyan. Shiyan. Because it seems there’s a gap between parents and children. Shiyan parents need to see from their children’s perspective. Whether to have children Shiyan is actually a personal choice. But caring for and protecting Shiyan every child is actually our responsibility as adults. Shiyan. Shiyan. What’s that called? Chunfu. Shiyan. Conscience. She knows what it is. Pangbo she’s asking what we’re doing right. Fuhang we look like idiots. Whether it’s these elementary school students Shiyan or middle and high school students they have it pretty tough. Shiyan whenever I see them on the news I just feel… Shiyan many dropping out of school and including quite a few… Shiyan children with mental health issues it really breaks my heart. Shiyan. Chunfu I can really understand. Fuhang what you said. Fuhang do you remember that time? Fuhang, you asked me to record a video for you. She said, “Fuhang, record a video for me.” Fuhang and then I recorded it for her. Fuhang I said I finished recording. Fuhang, do you want me to write something too? Fuhang you can write too. I said I could write. Fu Hang. Then you looked at me very seriously and said, “Fu Hang, it’s okay if you can’t write.” Bei. You said that. It was quite touching. Fu Hang, I understand what you mean. You can see from a child’s perspective Fu Hang, how to view this world, Fu Hang, education, culture, and knowledge. Chun Fu. Fu Hang. I really can write. Thank you. Pang Bo. Thank you, Shi Yan, and congratulations to Shi Yan Pang Bo. for receiving all 4 votes from the atmosphere group. Please temporarily move back Pang Bo. to the battle zone to rest. We won’t announce the scores yet. Pang Bo. Now, the next performer Pang Bo. who’s coming on stage, Pang Bo showed us some, how should I put it, Pang Bo. a rather unique mental state last time. So today, Pang Bo. I’d like to ask everyone to listen carefully to her content Pang Bo. and give her some encouragement, okay? Pang Bo. A round of applause for Chen Ai. Good luck. Hei Deng. Hello everyone, I’m Chen Ai. I didn’t have a great year last year. I kept moving houses. And I had such bad luck. Wherever I moved, they started road construction. I’m starting to wonder if Shanghai’s development might actually be driven by me. Why does it keep following me around? Did Shanghai originally not have so many roads? Is it because I’ve moved so much that roads started appearing? My current place doesn’t have road construction at least. They’ve given me the final destination instead. I even discovered there’s a crematorium nearby. I just wanted to find a somewhat remote place. But this is way too remote. So remote that you’d think this place should naturally have a crematorium. There’s even a rural restaurant. Makes sense too. It’s a funeral celebration after all. Convenient for the funeral banquet. Just as the cremation starts here, the dishes are already being served there. It’s really close. I checked the navigation from home. My home is less than 800 meters from the crematorium. The navigation app recommends walking. Departing now, will arrive at the destination in 10 minutes. This distance gives me such a sense of security. It feels like I have a backup plan in life, which is very convenient. It takes me an hour and a half by subway to get to the theater. But I can walk to the crematorium in 10 minutes. Do you know what this means to me? If my stand-up goes well, great. But if it doesn’t go well, I can just take a stroll over there. If I can’t be hot on stage, I can still get fired up over there. If I can’t shine on stage, I can go out in a blaze of glory at the crematorium. And when you have a backup plan in life, your mindset becomes so much better. For example, I’m not afraid of people pressuring me to get married anymore. Whenever people say, ‘If you don’t get married now and don’t have children, when you die someday, there will be no one to see you off.’ I think, it’s just a 10-minute walk, who needs seeing off? I’ll get there faster than they can come to me. Besides, I have experience with funeral arrangements. I’ve seen my grandma off, twice actually. A few years ago, when my grandma was in her 90s, they said she wouldn’t make it. At that time, all of us took time off, got on the fastest flight, and rushed over specifically to say goodbye to my grandma. We stayed for over two months, but couldn’t see it through. So we went back home. When we were leaving, grandma was still quite energetic, and even said she wanted to see me off. Really, you can’t spend too long waiting for someone to pass away, your attitude starts to change. When I first arrived, I thought, ‘Grandma, I can’t bear to lose you.’ But after two months, I started thinking, ‘I should have taken a cheaper train.’ It’s not like you’re in a hurry anyway. Better to arrive at the right time than too early. So in TV shows, when people see their relatives for the last time, it’s always, ‘Grandma, I’m too late.’ For us, it was, ‘Grandma, I came too early.’ Couldn’t we just once get the timing right and say, ‘Grandma, I made it just in time’? Spring breeze. And anyway, my grandma didn’t pass away then, she lived for another year before she died. During that time, I got seriously ill and almost died before her. Going before her would have been awkward too, what would my grandma have thought? ‘That’s too polite, you were supposed to see me off, how did it turn into you taking me along?’ So after experiencing this, I absolutely won’t let anyone see me off. Because I really hate bothering others, especially making people drop everything just to come and wait for me to die. It’s not polite, and it’s waiting for me to die. Have you ever been waited for by others? I wasn’t in a hurry at first. But the longer they wait, the more anxious I feel. With so many people waiting for me at once, I feel like continuing to live would be somewhat inconsiderate. So when they come, I’ll send everyone away. I’ll tell them to go home, stop waiting. I’ll take my time, go at my own pace. Honestly, I think attending someone’s deathbed is just people waiting in front of you for you to die. Once you understand its essence, you can even change some of the rules. For example, does it have to be family members at your deathbed? Enemies work too. After all, everyone has the same goal. To see you off. I don’t know about you all, but if some distant relative of mine was dying, I might not even want to go. I’d think, who are they? Never met them, no emotional connection. But if the person I hate most was dying, I’d definitely go. The feelings run too deep. I wouldn’t just want to see them off. I’d want to hurry them along. When they’re about to go, forget asking for leave, I’d quit my job to be there. The company won’t die without me, they’ll survive. But if I’m not there at their deathbed, I’m afraid they might live. Besides, my attendance at their deathbed would probably be more efficient than their relatives. If I go, I’ll make sure they’re gone. You can probably hear that I’m a bit desperate now. Indeed, this year on this show, the performers are all so competitive, fighting for some resurrection medal. What’s the point? Can it bring my grandma back to life? And watching these people trying so hard on stage, I wonder, what are you working so hard for? Don’t you just want to be hot? Want to burn? We can arrange that where I’m from. After I finish, anyone with dreams and ambitions can come back with me, it’s very convenient. On stage, you want to be hot by working hard to make the audience laugh, and you might not even succeed. But at my place, you just need to lie down first, then tell the master, ‘Excuse me, I want to be on fire.’ That’s all. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Pang Bo. Thank you, Chen Ai. Pang Bo. Thank you again, Chen Ai. Pang Bo. Every time I watch Chen Ai perform Pang Bo I always have a small question are you nervous right now? Pang Bo I wasn’t nervous while performing just now. Chen Ai because I memorized it all for the performance. But this process might Pang Bo actually put more pressure on you Pang Bo isn’t that right? Yes, because I can’t speak like a normal person. Chen Ai Sister Tianzhen also mentioned last time Pang Bo that she really likes Chen Ai’s performance. I think that Yang Tianzhen Yang Tianzhen Chen Ai is someone… Her style is Yang Tianzhen quite niche. Yang Tianzhen has such a fascinating presence she has this quality of being sincere Yang Tianzhen yet sharp and she makes you Yang Tianzhen feel like you can’t quite figure her out because when you listen to her speak Yang Tianzhen according to your logic you expect her to say one thing but then she completely goes to Yang Tianzhen the opposite of what you imagined and talks about something else entirely. Yang Tianzhen Pang Bo and then you realize she’s right. Exactly. Yang Tianzhen you think, ‘Oh, that’s how it is’ it’s like she’s revealed Yang Tianzhen the truth to you. I feel the same way. Guo Qilin I think Chen Ai has a kind of really transcendent quality. Guo Qilin She very naturally and casually takes certain Guo Qilin really insightful things from our everyday lives Guo Qilin that we never notice. This calm, measured approach Guo Qilin is actually like cutting raw meat with a knife and fork. Guo Qilin But you just feel like that’s exactly how it is. Guo Qilin And then I just I love the revival gold medal so much. Guo Qilin I love it so much. Guo Qilin That revival gold medal Pang Bo reviving grandmother. Yang Tianzhen, don’t you all just want to be hot on stage? Come to our neighborhood, Yang Tianzhen. Ma Dong, I’ve never been to such a depressing venue before. Ma Dong, it feels like attending a memorial service. Depressing? Chen Ai, it’s so lit! Ma Dong, all those who don’t want to get hyped are over there, you know? Ma Dong. Ma Dong, if I were to think about it, Ma Dong, if I had any reservations, or taboos of any kind, Ma Dong, I should be feeling uncomfortable. Ma Dong, but I actually feel quite happy listening to this, Ma Dong. Ma Dong, as long as you’re in that rhythm, feeling what you’re trying to express, Ma Dong, that resonance, everything just comes together, Ma Dong. Ma Dong, people anyway, Ma Dong, go through ups and downs, you know, Ma Dong, just thinking about letting go. Ma Dong, it’s that not-so-easy feeling, we really showed up today, Guo Qilin. That’s really, Ma Dong, we definitely made it here, Guo Qilin, we today. To be honest, Pang Bo. Pang Bo, I just had Pang Bo, a joke in my head that I really shouldn’t tell. She said, ‘Grandma, I’ve arrived.’ Pang Bo, grandma also got it. Pang Bo. Pang Bo, I thought the second half was really going to be that. You definitely can’t expect, Ma Dong. Ma Dong, that every audience member will like your work, Ma Dong. Ma Dong, but those who truly like it will really like it, Ma Dong. Ma Dong, so what you’re always looking for, Ma Dong, is someone who truly likes you for who you are, right? Ma Dong. Yes, Chen Ai, finding your tribe. Guo Qilin, I think Pang Bo and Sister Peicen are among those like-minded people, because I saw them cheering in the back, Pang Bo. Right? Yes, I really like it. Hou Peicen, I think you bring everyone, Hou Peicen, a lot of laughter. Hou Peicen, and you’re just so gentle. Hou Peicen Gentle and slow That’s called Ma Dong Everyone Low heat Slow-roasted on both sides Ma Dong Hou Peicen Yes, thank you Hou Peicen, I just noticed during our entire conversation after you finished speaking. Hou Peicen I see you’re holding the microphone Hou Peicen just like me. Hou Peicen, do you also shake a little bit? I really want to know. Hou Peicen You bring us Hou Peicen so much happiness. When you’re standing on stage, Hou Peicen are you happy? I want to leave quickly. Chen Ai I just feel Chen Ai very nervous. It’s happy when the audience laughs. Chen Ai Hou Peicen Thank you. Thanks. Pang Bo Let’s also invite Shi Yan Pang Bo back to center stage. Both of you, please come to center stage. Pang Bo Hou Peicen So cute. Both of you have low energy. Pang Bo Pang Bo, but your styles are actually very different. Today’s audience Pang Bo will give your competition what kind of result? Pang Bo Please look at the big screen. Very close. Pang Bo Congratulations to Chen Ai with 170 votes, advancing directly. Pang Bo Please proceed to the advancement area. Pang Bo Congratulations. I have something to say, I want to speak. Chen Ai Pang Bo Please. I actually saw Shi Yan’s solo show before, Chen Ai she doesn’t remember it herself, at the Owl in Shanghai. Chen Ai And that show made me cry. Chen Ai Because she is truly herself in many of her jokes. Chen Ai. Others create jokes, but many of her jokes, Chen Ai’s jokes, seem to grow naturally from within her. She’s fighting against this world, Chen Ai is. And finally she sang a song called ‘Invisible Wings,’ Chen Ai did. And when she was singing, I was sobbing in the audience, watching Chen Ai. I really hope, Chen Ai, to express myself like her, she has influenced me too, Chen Ai has. I really like Shi Yan, Shi Yan. Why are you crying watching this? Shi Yan. Maybe I didn’t perform well, or maybe I performed well and cried at the end, Chen Ai. I cried while singing, Shi Yan. Really? You didn’t cry while telling jokes, Chen Ai. Well, in my podcast, Shi Yan, there’s the original version of this song, you can go back and listen to it again. Shi Yan. Two weirdos, really strange. Yan Hexiang. They’re truly strange, Wang Jianguo. These two are really strange, Yan Hexiang. But they’re really good, Yan Hexiang. Really good. Shi Yan, 162 votes, Pang Bo. Pang Bo, that’s actually a very good score, Pang Bo. I think there’s quite a chance for Pang Bo to return to the stage, before heading to the waiting area, Pang Bo. Pang Bo, anything else you’d like to say to everyone? Shi Yan. No, thank you everyone. Great! Ma Dong. Thank you both, Pang Bo. for bringing us this wonderful battle. Hip-hop sister, Shi Yan. Bye-bye. (Go Shi Yan go!) Pang Bo. Please proceed to the advancement area, Chun Fu. Pang Bo, you can see that across from us, there are only two friends left, Pang Bo. Pang Bo. The final battle.