MULTISUB【麻花特开心第二季】EP08上：沈腾大秀“烫嘴”粤语，彭昱畅笑到跪地！ | 沈腾/马丽/艾伦/常远 |优酷综艺 YOUKUSHOW
Start a fight. What are you doing? Alan looks “crazy,” “insane.” The landlady, the white-haired witch, and Wu Song fighting the tiger . Let Brother Teng guess. Guess what? His bangs have fallen off. Are you familiar with the people in the movie? I’m quite familiar with Brother Teng and Sister Li. Brother Alan and I have filmed a movie together, but we don’t really have much in common and haven’t talked much. Because Brother Alan is very introverted in private, right? Super introverted. He’s the type who stays in a corner after filming. Dear Mahua friends, welcome to Maya House. Today, you will embark on a themed global tour with the Mahua family. In today’s themed global tour, everyone needs to have superpowers. What is your superpower? My superpower is … Sister Li, please tell us your fortune . This door looks very impressive. Yes , it’s different. Someone’s here . I’m so nervous. Hello , hello , hello,
welcome . A warm welcome . Hello , brother Teng, please come in quickly. I’m so nervous. Come in quickly. Come in, come in too. Hello, long time no see. Do you still remember me? I was afraid you didn’t remember me. How could I not remember? Come in and sit inside. Come on, Peng Peng, are you filming? It’s finished . It’s finished. Do you two have any tasks today ? No, no tasks , no tasks . It feels like we’re here to rest. Is n’t that a problem ? No problem. Let’s come . Haven’t we just passed by? Actually, we had a task. The task is like this. Brother Teng is here today. They say everyone has superpowers. For example, what is my superpower ? It’s taking ugly photos. My superpower is taking
ugly photos. Take ugly photos, yes, take ugly photos. Song Yanfei, what is your superpower? It’s so embarrassing. Mine is taking beautiful photos. Meizhao said that everyone has a superpower , right? So we also have to ask what your superpowers are. Well, I’m sitting next to you , Mei. My superpower is being super beautiful. Why are you winking? I just got up. What are you doing? Can’t I blink? What’s your reaction ? Xiaoman, what’s your superpower? You can have any superpower you want. I definitely want that door, you know? The door in Doraemon. I’m really afraid of flying, you know?
It saves me a lot of trouble with plane tickets. You carry a door every day, you carry a door every day , you know? What about you? I just want to read people’s minds. Do you like to pry into other people’s privacy ? It can be used for many things . For example, what ‘s the point of falling in love? Do they like me? What’s your first impression of me? Yes, that’s all. If you can really see through people, it must be very painful and boring, you know? For example, you’re sitting here and you see all the boys opposite you scolding you. You say you’re upset, but you still can’t record with them. Are you still calling each other brothers every day ? Yes , you look like a cute little brother. This little brother is really good. What does it have to do with me whether you eat or drink or not? Who made you so handsome and young ? I’m so jealous. You say it’s so annoying . Sometimes I think it’s good to pretend to be stupid. Don’t read it. Change it. It ‘s not good to pretend to be stupid . Be really stupid . Look at how happy Allen is. I don’t know. He is always happy every day. That is to eat more without getting fat . It’s okay to eat more without getting fat. It’s also good to eat more without getting fat. Can you cure everyone? I can cure both the mind and the body. Just touch it or use some energy and it will be healed. You have to touch it to heal it. You can also chant it. Chanting is also fine. This healing is really good. For example, if your family or friends are sick, how can you cure it? A nodule or something will disappear in a snap. If you heal someone else, they will deplete your internal energy. What will you do ? Just charge more, right? See how much you charge. And who is that? Allen, your brain is not good. Click! Come on now, come on now, it ‘s over. I used the force in the wrong way and completely blocked the blood vessels. Brother Teng , I’m a commoner. I might still want to be invisible. Your invisibility is quite scary. So you can go wherever you don’t want to go . The problem is that he is too lazy to become invisible and still lies in bed. It’s just that others don’t know I’m lying in bed and think I’m at work. Invisibility conflicts with my personality. My son told his teacher that my dad is either working or lying in bed. Whenever he goes out, he’s working. Whenever he’s at home, he lies in bed motionless all day. Wen He, I want to fly, I can fly anywhere , but I can’t escape. I’m so scared. I can’t fly in your palm, fly in your palm, fly in your palm. Then I can fly around you, fly inside the Five Finger Mountain, fly in my Five Finger Mountain. Allen, I can turn back time. I can jump to the time point I want to go to at will , and then I can come back. Yes, I can come back. Why not come back? It’s perfect now. I just want to go back and feel the happiness at that time, and then jump back to the imperfections at that time, and go through the hard times before. Liu Tong, I hope to be omniscient, that is, to master all the knowledge in the world, but what can you do even if you know it? Show off , showing off, you don’t even know it, it’s like this every day , but he got it , but he might be beaten to death in two days. It’s so annoying, being used by ignorant people like us to ignorant brothers. It’s your turn , so let’s show off our superpowers and take pictures.
Let’s show off our superpowers and take beautiful pictures . We’re going to start taking beautiful pictures now . Let’s take pictures. It’s so beautiful. Welcome to Mahua House , it’s great. What pose should I make? Just beautiful. I (think) don’t look at me, and then turn to the side. Yes, wait a minute , I’ll find an angle . Do you want to change the portrait? Chinese women who want to make photos in their lifetime, come here , your turn, interact, have some physical contact, one, two, three , “kiss”, don’t smile, come closer, okay? Is this okay? Yes, yes , yes , who else hasn’t taken a picture, hurry up and find an angle . I’m doing a dunk here, I can edit the one next to you. People, please make way. Does it have that effect? How should I put it? How should I put it? I can. I can jump a little bit. Three , two, one, jump and fall in. Be careful, handsome. It ‘s okay. I ‘ll wipe it off later and show it to you. It looks like an old lady holding a basketball is getting angry. Let me see. Actually, this is just a cutscene. The real game is now. Yes , that’s right . I close my eyes, and then I shoot everyone. You do this, Peng Peng. Let’s stand in a row first, and then you close your eyes and adjust the position. Okay, no problem, okay, I’m ready to shoot, okay. Absolutely all empty shots, all empty shots. Are there people? I’m ready to shoot. Who is it ? I was just about to say that no one’s face was captured. Who is it? Brother Chang Yuanyuan said to Allen, you tied me up . Let’s just take a nice group photo. It’s better facing the sun. Come on, am I in there? Brother Teng, please move forward. Brother Teng, three, two , one , picture. Were you born in 2005? It’s mainly because they had female guests in previous episodes. I didn’t expect there would be such good-looking people in Mahua . They are handsome , but our group of boys are also very good-looking , but they’re old. They didn’t catch up when they were young. They didn’t make their debut and became popular when they were old. Variety shows weren’t popular when they were young . Back then, there were all the school idols and this and that. Logically, there should be a yacht in Sanya. Do you play games ? Do you want to? If you want to play on a yacht, find your brother. I have a yacht in Sanya, and that’s how you spread this rumor. The harbor belongs to your brother. He’s been watching it for years. You’re on duty here, right? Parking fees and all that stuff? The magical door has opened. This time, the members have arrived at a mysterious village in the “Superpower Family” themed world and traveled through time to become descendants of the Zheng family. The Zheng family originally possessed magical superpowers, but now not only have their superpowers been sealed, but their memories have also been erased. Can they reclaim everything they’ve lost? Isn’t this the portal you were looking for ? Xiaoman , where is this ? Doesn’t it look familiar? There are betel nuts growing on the tall tree. What are you doing ? What are you doing ? What are you doing ? Why are you just attacking them? You can’t see anything. I heard that everyone wants a superpower. If you have it, you will also have a sense or function sealed. What would you choose ? I won’t change it. Both are indispensable, and I don’t want it either. But now there’s no chance. Everything is set in stone. In three seconds, you will have a sense or function sealed. Get ready for a brand new world. Come on, slowly. These are gloves. Put them on. What gloves are these ? My hands are swollen. My hands are swollen. Me. You can’t walk, right? I’ve lost my hearing. Why can I only see the ground this way? This is how I can see you, young master. This is also how I can see you. Welcome, welcome , treasure hunters . Hello, let me introduce myself. I am Chichikov the tenth. My ancestor, the Chichikov family, was very wealthy, but he hid all the valuables in his family in this village . This brother looks so elegant . I am your ancestor. I called you all here because I actually want to help you. This village contains a mysterious energy that can restore your superpowers. So, while you help me find treasure, you are also doing yourself a favor and getting your superpowers back . How about this, for the sake of convenience and to increase everyone’s efficiency, let’s split into two teams of treasure hunters . Let’s first find a captain here. Let’s first find a captain here and conduct a small test. This test is also very easy . I will randomly select two people to sit over there, and then the others , Liu Tong and Feng Man, the two people who need praise. This is this person. There is so much to praise. It’s time to start praising him. This person is at the peak of his comedy career. It’s not about whether we should rise or not. If you think it’s you , then stand up. Will it benefit me? Plus points, but I’m wrong, minus points. What’s wrong with you? You want to stand up too. Feng Man couldn’t hear what he said. It felt like someone called me brother, “Lie down quickly! ” It wasn’t you . This person has almost zero tolerance for bad jokes . And this person thinks his figure is very sexy. Praising him isn’t fabricated. I don’t think it’s fabricated. It should be a biography. This person has a jawline praised by the entire entertainment industry , and his teeth are evenly aligned. That’s definitely not Teng. Brother , I want to know how they calculated their fabrication . They both made up stories, so they each lost one point. Sister, now I know what fabrication means. Isn’t the part about even teeth just a fabrication? What’s wrong with my two teeth being even ? They’re even. It’s true. Didn’t you fall down because of this? Find out which two of your teeth are even. Our two front teeth are straight, and that big canine tooth. Okay, everyone, please open your eyes. Okay, let’s announce the final answer. This round, Feng Man and Liu Tong are praising Brother Teng . Brother Teng , let’s invite Brother Teng and Peng Peng to come to the stage to praise Big Brother and Peng Peng. The person they want to praise is this person. Is this a person? Let’s start. Okay, please, both of you. I’m starting to describe his extraordinary talent as an actor. As a man, he stands tall and unmoved. He’s 1.82 meters tall and has perfect proportions carved by God. I can’t lie down any longer, it’s time to get up. He has an incomparably smart brain. Lun, lie down quickly. No, you
can’t. I have to get up. Sometimes he has a brain , sometimes he doesn’t . Lun, you can just stand up. I’ve always been there. He has the reserved personality I ‘ve always dreamed of. Okay, this round of praise is over, it’s Allen. Okay, let’s invite the next group. Let’s invite Sister Li and Wen He to come up and praise. Okay , come on, both of you. It’s this person who needs to be praised. He’s a very chatty person. Yuanyuan , get up quickly. I’ll help you. I’ll give it back to you today. It’s not because he can’t see me that he’s chattering. He ‘s not like this usually. He likes to provoke . When he’s irritated, he speaks very loudly. He’s very young. Yuan, lie down quickly. My waist. He likes to show off today. He likes to show off. Brother Man, is it you? It can’t be me, Liu Tong. Liu Tong likes to show off too much , right? Then I’ll get up first. He always likes to show off his knowledge. He likes to eat barbecue . Brother Man, right? He likes to eat barbecue (meat) , but I’m not irritated. It could be you. I never irritate. Do you think you’re irritated now? This is called irritation. He has no self-awareness. That’s Feng Man. The person being praised this round is Feng Man . I never get irritated. Look, I get irritated again. His personality is so good. Okay , next we invite teachers Zhu Boyan and Song Yanfei to the praise stage. Okay, these are the two people we want to praise. Is this so ridiculous? This person is very funny . His legs are crossed now, and the posture he’s lying in is very stylish. He won’t repeat the same person, right? Will he repeat me? Not necessarily. Now the previous few characteristics all fit me very well. He gets up. He can eat a lot. The movies he starred in were box office hits. Young master, you’re not low either . Young master
, get up. Young master , I still have room for improvement. I have too. He has the temperament of a boss. The wrinkles on his face when he smiles are particularly beautiful. No one wants to get up. He used to have a “disease”. He used to have a nickname related to his appearance. Brother Teng. Every role he plays is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people . Will he be praised ? There is no other answer. No good.
They praised Brother Teng. He really did it twice . He really did it twice . Actually, it was asked twice just to confuse people, right? You want to increase the difficulty a little bit, but the nickname and wrinkles immediately reveal the directionality towards them . We asked Allen and Chang Yuan, our two brothers in distress, to be praised. Can they see the words? Can we, who can see, please start praising them. It’s me again. He doesn’t act like a parent most of the time, so I can’t say he ‘s very strong. Sometimes he’s not strong, but Lun. Otherwise, you say it first . I want to beat them. He ‘s very popular both on and off the stage. Then I have to get up quickly. I remembered that you are guarding me with this question. Talk to everyone on and off the stage for a while, and then you say he’s very popular off the stage. We’ve both acted opposite each other before, so why do I feel like I’m the banker? It could really be your brother. He has very straight teeth, every single one. Lie down quickly, brother, I’ll save you. If he wasn’t in the team, we would all be panicked . Sister Li, okay, let’s open our eyes. Let’s announce the final answer, Sister Li. Let’s vote to decide the captain of each team, okay ? Okay, Tutu, who are you going to vote for? You ‘ll vote for Brother Changchang and Sister Dafei . Sister Dafei , then I’ll vote for Brother Teng. Sister Li, for Big Brother and Big Sister , then I’ll vote for Feifei and Changchang. Feifei Changchang, I’ll vote for Brother Dafei and Pengpeng. Brother Da Fei, sister Da Fei, and Peng Peng , okay ? Now the votes are clear. We are Peng Peng and Song Yanfei, the captains of the two treasure hunting teams respectively . Okay, I will first give the props we need for the treasure hunt to our two captains. Inside are all the clues you need for the treasure hunt. Captains, you need to choose your own team members. There is a small rule in it . People with functional “defects” cannot be on the same team. So, for example, if he chooses Feng Man, Liu Tong will automatically be assigned to that team, okay? How about this, rock-paper-scissors. Okay , this is a bit difficult for Song Yanfei. I can do this, you see, it won’t delay the rock-paper-scissors game. It ‘s beautiful. You win first. I choose Sister Li, which means that Big Brother will go directly to Peng Peng’s team. Rock-paper- scissors, brother Allen , then the young master will go directly to Peng Peng’s team. Rock-paper-scissors, I choose Brother Man . Okay, he can help Brother Teng. Okay, let’s just have a treasure hunting competition. What should I write, everyone ? There’s a bulletin board outside at the entrance of the village. We’ll take a look at it later. It’ll give you some extra clues. I’ll be waiting for your good news here. Is this the entrance to the village? Yes, this is the bulletin board. It’s three o’clock now . The Liu family bookstall is over there. Let’s go to the Liu family bookstall. So many good-looking people are here. Hello , hello . Feel free to look around . If you want to buy books, just come to me, Aunt Liu. I need help here . Yes , I need help here . I saw it on the bulletin board. Come on, this is no secret . I’ve been setting up a stall here for more than 20 years , but I ‘ve encountered some trouble recently . I have a very good fellow villager who wants to find a picture album. My album is missing a piece here and a piece there. You see, I can’t sell it to him. I need to improve my album, but I don’t have any inspiration. Can you help me ? So , I’ll use his paintings to repair my album. Now I’ll arrange seats for everyone, number one. Number one is for people with poor mouths. Number two is for people with poor ears. I am number three, for people with poor eyesight. Number four is for people with poor hands and feet. Let’s sit together. The two groups are divided. Which group should start first ? Well, I didn’t understand the rules. Let me do it. Okay, let’s distribute the props. You need to hold the whistle. I can’t hold it. How can we be sure it ‘s right? Let’s put on all the props, and then the people opposite us will supervise them. The ten-minute countdown begins. Three words : “Perform very well on stilts.” Hold a stick in your left hand and a stick in your right hand. Hold a stick in your left hand and a stick in your right hand. The stick is for poking the ground , and there’s a place to step on the stick for your feet to put on. It’s done. I’m stupid . Climb up the roof and peel off the tiles. Look like a dog. Look like a dog . Is it better ? Song Yanfei can be smart. Song Yanfei can be smart. No , no, stilts. This is the answer, correct. Very amazing. Tutu is still smart . No,
he said this. This is a question sentence. I (say) is it stilts? Four Three characters, chanting Buddha , Sun Wukong , Great Sage, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Monkey King , Left Monkey King, Optimus Prime, “Journey to the West”. That’s too simple. There ‘s Tang Monk in front and Sun Wukong in the back. It ‘s not necessarily easy to draw it . Draw Tang Monk
first. Tang Monk touches you and draws it. You have to draw it in order clearly. Yes, you can . This one looks like a donkey. Sun Wukong , right. This pig is well drawn. It’s great. This wins “Journey to the West”. You can tell “Journey to the West”. Please explain it to you . Isn’t it Tang Monk wearing that hat? And then there’s Sun Wukong. Isn’t it obvious that you are so amazing? Four characters , the first character, the first character , control , control, cover the sky , cover the sky , or the sky ? The fourth character , the third and fourth characters , what are cover the sky, one hand covers the sky, smart, please say four characters . First, draw the sky. Sky
, sky facing the sky, how to draw clouds facing the sun , then draw a hand on top, draw on top, this is a hand. What did I draw? The comb doesn’t look a bit like a hand. Draw another hand. That ‘s okay, that’s it. I understand. Can you add anything now? I can This is good. You cross it out. Just
cross it out. Okay . Later, this doesn’t look like a hand. That’s it. Will they guess that the one above the Five Finger Mountain isn’t the four words below ? The Jade Rabbit Fairy , Chang’e Flying to the Moon, does look like a rabbit . Actually, the one above is good . Yes , there’s the one above . I’ll chase away the flies for it. Dark clouds are gathering. One hand is covering the sky. Besides one hand, what other hands are there ? Both hands can cover the sky. That makes sense. This person’s ability isn’t particularly strong. Only two hands can cover the sky. Hands covering the sky, right? How many hands , how many hands, one hand covering the sky ? Oh , good, time’s up . Good, very good. We answered three questions correctly. Come on. What should I do if I can’t draw ? Abstract, then I’ll be really abstract. Abstract, time it for ten minutes. At first, Yi Jian Mei is easy to guess. Yi Jian Mei is not easy to draw. It’s too difficult to draw. You draw a plum blossom , but you can’t say keywords . You can’t say this . Draw a branch . Draw a branch. Then draw a pair of pliers that look like pliers. Suddenly, it says that word. It’s broken. It ‘s done . It’s done . I’m stupid. My brain is gone. Just a few words, three words. Big windmill, that’s a pair of scissors, right? Yi Jian Mei is beautiful .
Is this okay ? This can be a relay race. That’s amazing. It’s a competition, um, a track and field competition. Generally speaking, there are four people with a baton. One runs the relay race, right? Draw a runway. I’ll draw a runway, okay ? You can draw whatever you like . It’s better than what I can draw with my eyes open. This is an amazing drawing. The Four Heavenly Kings, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Little Tigers. The Little Tigers are three people. Sister, this is Solasido. Do sidewalks use zebra crossings that much? Relay . Four-person relay. Running with a baton . Relay race. Relay race. Amazing. Look, there’s a baton on it. How do you draw this? Rong Mama gets anesthesia, an injection, or chicken blood. How do people usually get more excited and stimulated ? It’s a bit like a drip. How do you generally describe stimulants with three words? What did you just hear? A chicken crows. What hormones are in a chicken’s body? I’ll slap you in the face. You want to show that this person is full of energy. Your art foundation is pretty good. To be honest , the chicken flies high into the sky, the eggs fly away, and the chicken is killed to scare the monkey. What is that? Is that a knife ? Is it a knife or a needle ? Giving a chicken an injection and getting the chicken full of energy is amazing. This frog in the well looks at the sky. Pay attention to what he says. I said I can’t remember. You said it’s usually used to describe a person who has no knowledge. He’s underground and then looks up. The frog in the well is so good at guessing. They are so amazing. This is too difficult to draw. It’s easy for us to draw. This feature is well drawn, okay? Look at this picture. It’s great, great. “Dismemberment”. His eyes are drawn very well, amazing . Adding insult to injury. The frog in the well is amazing . Okay, this side wins . Next, I might use your drawings to fill my album. Thank you. Do you have anything else? We ‘ll send them away after we’re done, right? I thought it was about promoting style. As for me , I don’t have any clues . My sister and I were searching for village legends in the old study. We accidentally found a book called “What is Heard?” It was brought back by an old classmate of my father when he was away exploring the country. Let me search for it . Oh, I had a photo before. Look , why don’t I show it to them? “Zheng He’s Voyages to the West”. Have you seen it? Let’s take a look. No, why not? Just five words: Mahua is very happy , right? That’s it. Brother, let your eyes recover first. As for your mouth, I’m fine with your legs . Please remove your legs, remove your legs. Remove your legs, this is very important for us. Give this to Alan. Okay , let ‘s go, you’re finally here . Come on , handsome guy , you’re the most honest and reliable. Come on, help me hold the camera, I’ll go get the professional equipment . The village said that several people with super powers have come, and I must take pictures of them. Please , thank you, please, thank you. What do you mean? Let’s go, young man, you came quite early. Look, I told you, you have to book a travel photographer from Meituan Group Buying. He has a strong sense of time, right? When you were young, you would choose a young man. You must be the travel photographer I booked on Meituan last night . This young man looks very much like my first love when I was young. Your first love was also this sausage-mouthed auntie. You recognized me wrongly. I’m just a passerby. That’s not right . You’re the only one in this village with a camera. You said you’re not a Meituan travel photographer. Are you from some treasure hunting team ? Hurry up and take pictures. We won’t let you take pictures in vain. We can even give you tips after you’re done. That ‘s great. I’ll take pictures for you. Come on, I’ll go over there and take pictures of you. You’re so beautiful. Okay, let’s pose with me . Our sisters are waiting anxiously. Hello, aunties , let ‘s take a picture. Let’s make this skirt float up . Smile happily. Come on, help auntie change her pose. Beautiful girl, let’s see how we do it. Everyone can have a different direction. Fairy, your scarf can float up and take pictures. Three, two, one, another picture . It looks so beautiful. It’s really beautiful. Make it more elegant. Three , two, one , it ‘s so beautiful. It’s worthy of being a professional. If you post this photo on your Moments, your old classmates from 20 years ago will give you thumbs up. That ‘s great . Okay, let’s take pictures on our next trip. We can also book a travel photographer on Meituan Group Buy . The photos are good, the clothes are beautiful, the service is good, and the Hanfu travel photography is 10% off or more , and you can get a 100-yuan coupon package. I tell you, you can save money no matter how you take photos. That’s great. Ladies , don’t worry. Book a travel photographer on Meituan Group Buy. The photos will definitely be great. You can rest assured. Make another special appointment. Okay , sisters, we are all very satisfied . Satisfied , then give me some tips, clues or something. Okay, don’t you want to go to Uncle Wang’s house? Go straight along this road and turn left at the intersection . Okay. Okay, thank you sisters, go quickly. Okay
, we’ll take a picture for you next time. Bye , bye, let ‘s go. Da Fei just got a clue . Which way is it? Go to Uncle Wang’s house , go straight and turn left. Okay, Uncle Wang, is n’t this that guy Chen Kai? No , Chen Kai, brother Chen Kai, brother Chen Kai, brother Chen Kai, don’t be so crazy about this movie. You don’t even ask about it. Ask who doesn’t know my big brother Chen Kai. Sister Chen Kai is very energetic . Help , you guys look a little unfamiliar . This is from our perspective, but you are not unfamiliar . This is what’s going on. It ‘s just right that you are here. It’s just right that I have something I want to discuss with you. Recently, the villagers always talk to me and ask me to exercise more. Otherwise, you can tell me what sports you usually do and see if we can just play table tennis. We only play table tennis. Let’s play table tennis today , okay? Okay , but our table tennis is different from others. Our case can be separated . Because ours is more difficult , you don’t need to hit your own table when you serve for the first time. Just hit the table on the opposite side. The other rules are the same. Each game is 11 points. Whoever reaches 11 points first wins the game. Do you understand? Then let’s choose who will go in the first game. Brother Teng is good at table tennis, right? Brother Teng will go first. Brother Chang Yuan, you play. I’ll pull Liu Tong up and I ‘ll play. Are you ready ? Let’s start. The spin is beautiful, right?
Use the spin to hit him. This spin is very good, especially professional. Add spin. It won’t work if you add spin. This is their team’s strength. Liu Tong, don’t take his spin. It’s difficult. Brother, you go higher. Hit it high, and big brother will add spin to it. Okay , here comes the spin, beautiful , but difficult. This is great , a good shot . It’s too difficult. Brother , when you added spin to it, I can’t find it at all. I used to be from “Team Hu”. What kind of “Team Hu” is it? An alley team. Okay. They’re two points apart, nine to two , can’t get past it. Ten match points, the last ball. Good shot, good shot, brother. I can’t handle it at all with this foundation. I ‘m good at hitting. If you don’t believe me, try it and choose another group. Sister Li wants to hit it, but I can. Then Sister Li will hit it and I’ll push it. Okay, then brother-in-law, you go up. Sister Li, you go up too. How can I bear to start ? Let ‘s try it first. No need to try, just do it. Let’s get ready and start . Okay , this is a good shot , you win a point, Ali, you hit it to the corner. Okay , let’s go, whose foot do you hit? Not that foot , but the corner. This is a good shot. Brother Da Fei started slowly, Da Fei, Da Fei, you worked hard. I know. I have mastered the direction of my sister’s ball. Let’s go back and push or not. Okay, I made a mistake again. This big brother Fei is our spy. Let me introduce him. Okay, match point . Doesn’t it count? Doesn’t this ball count? Can’t it count? Now the total score is 2-0. Select another group. Brother, come on, Brother Allen. Our group has another push. I’ll match
it . Okay , I’ll push. Do n’t , don’t, don’t, I ‘ll do it. Brother, otherwise you hit it and I’ll push it. It’s okay. You hit it well . You hit it. You ‘re ready to start. It’s beautiful. How to receive it depends on your push, brother. It depends on you to push it. Hit it on the net. Does hitting it on the net not count? Hitting it on the net does not count. Winning counts as losing. This is inescapable. He started to play around. Brother , don’t listen to him . You just press the button without turning to receive it . Okay, 2-2. It’s on the stage. It’s on the stage. It’s really on the stage. I’m afraid my brother will hit it out for me. It’s exciting, too exciting. Will I win? It doesn’t matter. Today I have to “go”. It feels very fierce. Brother , it’s quite a stalemate between the two of them. It’s 4 to 3, 3 to 4. It ‘s quite difficult, right? I can’t find it. Sometimes I can’t find my table, right? It hit my thigh. It was too hard. This is my problem. I should stay away from brother. Brother, brother , brother, this is really good . This is not good. I am guarding against Chang Yuan, and I have to guard against brother . Your ball is spinning and my table is spinning too . Actually, I’m unspinning it for you. Unspinning it is brother, brother, brother, brother, beautiful brother , beautiful brother , beautiful. It ‘s on the table. It’s really anxious. Can’t it leave the ground this time? Not like you, you have to make it unreachable. This round really can’t leave the ground . Okay , brother , where is the ball? Okay , brother, I’m hanging him, I ‘m hanging him, brother, you’re hanging him, you’re hanging me, brother, you have to be prepared. I’m changing my style of play from now on. I’m hanging him, okay, brother. Brother , I’ll hang him, I’ll hang him, brother. Brother , you ‘re beautiful , good at pushing, good at hitting , brother . Brother , I didn’t catch up. Brother , I can’t do it anymore. Brother, I ‘ll take you for a physical examination. Let’s finish this game. Come on, Liu Tong, brother touched it. It didn’t go on the case . The last ball, right? The deciding ball. Liu Tong, brother, I hung it for the last time . I understand. Hold on, my God , it’s so beautiful. Brother, brother, you’re beautiful. It’s really not easy . It’s beautiful. Super beautiful. Especially beautiful. Especially beautiful. This team won all three games. Then we have won five games and three wins . Will the doubles match continue later ? Let’s have a game. Let’s play. Two people play, one person pushes the table , I’ll push . Who will hit me? I’ll hit one and push it back. Then you two play. If you hit me on Earth, I can take it back. What are you doing? Do you have a backup case? Allen seems “crazy” “Crazy.” So far away, brother is beautiful. Brother Lun is like a heavy truck. You know, he hits whoever he catches. It’s so scary. Brother Lun used the table as a slap and hit him. Wait a minute, it ‘s okay. You ‘re fine . I won’t push it. I’m sorry. It ‘s not your problem. Let the other teams evacuate. I need to talk to the members of the red team. Share that secret with us. Our village is a longevity village. We have a secret to longevity, but the oldest Grandpa Zheng passed it down. Now I give it to you. You can figure it out for yourselves. Eat local vegetables. This one, this one, and these two . There are words behind it . There are words behind these words . Now I understand. I wish you all good health and longevity . You can go to Grandpa Tao’s house later. Thank you, thank you. Grandpa Chen picked this for my brother . Then I’ll pick it too. Is there anyone else? Is there anyone else who hasn’t picked it? There’s also Feng Man and that one and Wen He. I ‘m fine here, you’re fine, Feng Man’s fine too . Okay, I’ll pick it first. There ‘s still one more. Xiaoman picked it, right? Xiaoman likes to wear it, so can she. I picked it, he picked it , let’s go , let’s go. Let’s go , Uncle Tao’s house, right? It’s quite big, Uncle Tao , it’s you. Thank you for coming, Uncle Tao.
I’m Chichikov’s friend, and I often mention you. I specially prepared a sumptuous dinner for you. It’s such a sumptuous feast. Please take a seat. It ‘s all delicious . It ‘s so sumptuous, so you guys eat first and I’ll leave. That’s it. This round is all about eating. Do n’t overthink it . Just sit there. This is yours , one piece. I have the arrangements , you have the arrangements . Come on, come on, eat, eat. Come on, pick up your chopsticks. I’ll try a potato. This leg , this tendon is stretched for me. Why did you choose to go so far away ? That’s the key. The radish is delicious. This fish is delicious. This fish looks good. It ‘s delicious when fried. This fish is delicious. The chicken is delicious. Brother, they are all delicious . They are all delicious. It must not be made by Uncle Tao. If he made it, do you dare to eat it or not? Are you satisfied with the food ? The answers are too consistent. Let’s put the food aside first. Where to put it aside ? Okay
, please move it. This is a useless procedure. Why are you moving a table and putting it in? Hurry up. You ‘re doing that. It’s useless. You mocked MPC in the same way in the previous rounds . MPC brother, if you don’t know, then don’t talk about it. You’re using others to mock Liangzi. We’re mocking DHA. Here ‘s something. I picked up a mysterious object in the village a few days ago. I do n’t
know if you can use it . If you can’t use it , right? Let’s talk about it first. I really like this movie, especially Cantonese movies. Hello , let me ask you a question. Uncle Tao , you’re old. What’s the name of this question? It’s called “Telepathy Upgraded Version.” A person is standing here. The person in this position is the main person gesturing , and this position is the person guessing . Blocking the camera, this is the person guessing. This is a round-robin game. You thought there was no camera in that area, right? You divided into two groups . We have divided There are two groups. We are two groups. This game is called “Telepathy”. Liangzi, if you can’t, just look at the cue cards. What can you do ? I’m not good at memorizing. You interrupted me. I forgot. Don’t react yet . Finish your words. Okay, edit , edit. Have you been doing editing work recently ? No, we’ve already divided. Brother, listen to the questions. The most exciting part of this season is here. We ‘re divided into two groups. It ‘s divided, right ?
It ‘s a round-robin game. One person stands in a designated position and gestures. The other team members guess the words on the opposite side. If they answer more than 50% of the questions correctly , they are considered successful. The person who gestured after answering the questions goes to the end of the team. The team members take turns answering . The entire communication is in Cantonese. The first group to answer five questions correctly and in the shortest time wins. The winning team can get my here. Each team has three chances to pass the mysterious item. Do you understand? If you don’t understand , go back and check the encyclopedia. Liangzi, look, the teacher is looking for you. He ‘s calling you to pull up your pants a little bit. No, his figure has been pulled up . He has short legs, so how can he rely on this to steal the spotlight? It’s better to do it than to say it. Let me demonstrate it to you, and you’ll understand what I mean. Okay , you have to act out two roles. I’ll act out two roles. For example, the question is out, and this person gets to guess. If he guesses correctly, if I answer correctly, then he runs over and stands here to take over. Then this person has a card in his hand, not the one you just gave. What does this mean
? There’s a fulcrum to stand on. There’s a fulcrum here. We don’t need to do this, right? You don’t need to, right? Now you understand? Now I understand. There’s one most crucial point. Because I like Cantonese movies, I can only speak Cantonese throughout the show and can’t speak Mandarin or local dialect. Then we can’t speak anything else. Okay, someone from Qiqihar said this. My ancestral home is not Qiqihar. I was born in Qiqihar . Brother, why are you so serious about recording a show without checking your household registration? It hurts. Okay , come on, let them form their group first. You guys go first . You all lost in the table tennis this morning . It wasn’t Brother Teng . We were in the same group. Go ahead, Brother Teng. No, you guys go, you lost . Come on, you two, captain , play rock-paper-scissors. Beautiful. Go. Whoever wins goes . Hurry up, you guys hurry up, who’s going to play? Come on, it’s so difficult at the beginning. Let ‘s go play. After I finish my midnight snack, I’ll play the second game. After the first game, the second game, the second game. Yes , where will I go to sing? That place is called KTV , understand? If you don’t sing, you can’t say this. That’s the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau . You two are not talking about the same song. You can’t sing it. What’s this person ? They even broke their voices in KTV. What did Wong Fei-hung sing? “Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.” You said you didn’t speak Cantonese, but now you know a lot. You still speak Cantonese. Talk about a place , a library, a movie, the landlady, “Kung Fu,” the landlady ‘s martial arts, the Lion’s Roar, what is this? What happened to my language ability? I lost my money. I gave you money. You gave me one dollar, but you didn’t give me one dollar, so I came to you. Give me what are you talking about? You give me money. I give you this
money . You give me a book . What does it mean to spread your hands ? Spread your hands. Look at your hands . Animal head. Landlady. The antonym for silver. Gold. Gold , silver, copper, iron . What is this? Hair . Lion King. Blonde hair. Blonde hair. What is the lion king doing in the library ? What is he doing ? Reading . Reading in the library. What is Lion’s Roar ? Who was that person just now ? The Golden Lion King. What is the bristly lion king ? The bristly lion king. The lion king, the blonde lion king. The Lion’s Roar is good. Okay, that ‘s right, it’s okay . How many words are difficult ? How many words are there in total ? I’m not talking about the person behind the sheep by the river . Forget it. Can I pass this? I think it’s too difficult. I can’t explain it. It’s not that difficult. Jump. Two words. What am I? Allen. It’s not my gender . Male. The antonym of male is female. Jump female. The third word is three words. The third word is jump female squat. The fourth word I jump is black poop jump female . Forget it. How do I gesture it? The Northeastern dialect is all out. It’s twisting the waist, twisting the waist, twisting the waist , jumping female, twisting the waist, right
. Then go to the hospital to see a doctor , yes, go to the hospital, you can at night, night, yes. There is no outpatient clinic , no outpatient clinic , emergency room. The last person is in “Journey to the West”. There is a cave in the cave with seven sisters. What kind of spirits are they? Spider spirit. Let me string together what I just said. Jumping female twisted her waist and went to the hospital for the emergency room. She encountered a spider spirit. What is that ? It’s okay. It’s hard to gesture. I have a bite on my temple. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, twelve words. Twelve, twelve words in total. How many words are there? What does it mean? Brother Xing is still good at Thai. You can only look up words. This is very good. Hua Mulan , come here, come here. Auntie will call you auntie. There is one more chance , one more chance, one last time. Okay, Northeast Yangge, it’s not the auntie , it ‘s playing basketball . You see, four-eight gets up. What does it mean to tear it apart ? That’s what it means. Auntie plays basketball and tears it apart. Yeah, I get it. Auntie square dancing is almost like competing with the young man for basketball territory . The last three words are okay. Here is that Nezha , not the boy with tattoos , not Red Boy. It’s my heaven. I take a selfie. What ‘s your favorite drink every night ? Nine consecutive shots . Nine consecutive shots . It’s done. I was distracted. It didn’t fly away. It wasn’t me . I ‘ll go over these two words first. This selfie looks like this before it’s added. After it’s added, it’s photo editing software . Photo editing software. Photo editing software. What do you do in photo editing software ? No, it’s brighter now. When I change it, it’s a little dark. Filter . Filter. I used a filter the day before, but I didn’t use it today because I don’t have a membership and don’t want to use it. I want to use my dead phone. They said, “Is that right? ” No, who did you ask? I memorized it well the day before the exam, but I forgot . ” Then, the brother whose ears turn red, Chen Heyi. ” What was that person Chen Heyi dressed up as that day ? That’s the Mona Lisa . Nine consecutive selfies. I forgot to add a filter. They finished it for us. Oh my god, an hour has passed. Let’s see how many hours your team can last. It’s so funny . Okay, come on. Take care of grandpa. Take good care of my seventh uncle, Xiaoman. Why do you keep flirting with her? Because she’s young and beautiful. She doesn’t care about family affection. Get up and chase him, chase this old man and beat him left and right. The most amazing actress in the world .