第6期上：徐志胜王大刀PK引爆全场 ！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2

第6期上：徐志胜王大刀PK引爆全场 ！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2

Our stage is called the battle of spear and shield. Currently, 2 groups of actors in the spear camp have advanced , and 10 groups of actors in the shield camp have advanced. The 12 with the lowest votes will bid farewell to this stage after this round. Who dares to draw the ball? Just draw the ball. No one takes the initiative to grab it. It doesn’t matter. We also have a very subtle setting called the fate box. This is like an annual meeting. Hello, everyone, welcome to the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends” sponsored by Meituan Flash Purchase . Welcome everyone. No kidding, Meituan Flash Purchase will be here soon. Thank you for coming. It’s more than a little bit of the next generation shopping method. Meituan Flash Purchase is sponsored and broadcasted. First of all, let us once again welcome the four friends of our laughter group with warm applause, Mr. Da Zhangwei, Mr. Luo Yonghao, Ms. Li Yuchun , and Ms. Lu Yu . Welcome, four of you . In this stage, we continue to invite those who have been working behind the scenes for excellent talk shows. The representatives of the screenwriter teachers, Mr. Liang Haiyuan and Mr. Niao Niao, who have contributed their wisdom to the works. Behind them are the managers of talk show clubs across the country. Welcome everyone. And the good friends of the talk show upstairs, welcome everyone . Hello. In this stage, we call it the battle of spear and shield. Before that , a question was asked to each actor , which was whether talk show is your spear or your shield. According to their answers, 42 groups of talk show actors formed the two camps of spear and shield. In the first half, 22 groups of actors completed their performances . You can see that the right side of the stage is our promotion area. Currently, there are two groups of actors in the spear camp and 10 groups of actors in the shield camp. It may be strange to see it at first. Sometimes the game is so cruel. On the left are the actors who are waiting to start the battle and the actors who are in a pending state. OK, let’s officially enter the second half of the game. In the second half of the game, will the rules be followed or will the shield camp have someone to send out ? Yes, the friend who is going to send out from the shield camp has a brain circuit that always makes people laugh and cry. His stage performance is weird and funny, right , it’s like being serious in the eye of a needle. Applause, welcome Li Mengjie. Hello everyone, OK , my name is Li Mengjie, I know you don’t know me (I know) OK, let me tell you, for those who don’t know me. I’m not an amateur actor. I’ve been on a very popular livelihood program on the Internet , “1818 Golden Eyes”. I was on that program because I lost an argument with a dog and a couple. Anyone can be on that program, but no normal person can become famous from it. Let me tell you, my attitude towards quarreling is that I will definitely quarrel. I’m not afraid of losing, but I will definitely lose. In my life, there is a type of person I dare not quarrel with, and that’s when I take a taxi and I encounter a road-rage driver with the steering wheel in his hands , especially some road-rage drivers in Beijing, because they like to speak directly and like to beat around the bush, and they feel like they have a label, like a rapper, who diss other people’s cars while driving . He drives like that . Is it a good car? Is he worthy of driving such a good car? He has been complaining about other people’s cars. It seems that he is not just an ordinary road rage driver, but a road rage lemon. While cursing, he suddenly turned around and asked me why did you take a taxi for such a short distance ? Why could I take you ? Why did I take a taxi? Because my family of origin has problems . I don’t want to walk a step . Now I have money, so I want to take a taxi. He said, but you took a special express . I said , this is why you can take me. I called a special express. They always like to shift their problems onto us. I met a driver who was both road angry and self-destructive when I was performing in Nanchang before. It was very late at night. He took me back to the hotel. I was sitting in the back seat. He was driving and suddenly he yelled, ” I’m really stupid. ” I said, I ran a red light. You said, how could I not see such a bright red light ? Am I stupid ? Why do you ask me? Why couldn’t you see such a bright red light ? Because you were watching short videos. Am I stupid? How can I say you are stupid ? We are going to have a car accident and die because of your stupidity. He said, do you know the consequences of running a red light? You will be deducted points and 200 yuan. I didn’t make a lot of money today, so I can only afford 100 yuan. I said, “Brother , ” and he said we can share the expenses. I said no, it’s your phone that you are playing with. He started to comfort himself. I understand , but I have never seen a person break down with himself while comforting himself. He quarreled with himself. He said, “Do you know how difficult it is to earn 200 yuan , brother ? ” It is not easy for many people to earn 200 yuan . Everyone works hard, not just me. But for some people, it is easy to earn 200 yuan . That red light makes 200 yuan with just a click. I don’t understand anymore. He thinks it is too easy to make money with a red light. Is it a Polaroid camera? He has begun to envy the red light and start complaining about the society. He said, “It is not easy for me. I don’t earn much. I can’t afford a house. I want to die now .” I said, “Brother , can’t you finish this order now ? It’s only two kilometers away.” I was really angry when I heard that because I didn’t want to die, and I didn’t want him to die. My brain was confused and burning, and I didn’t know what I was shouting. He said, “I want to die now.” I said, “Stupid, big idiot , do n’t die. It’s just a light.” It works. He blushed. It’s useful like a red light . Because he finally attributed all the problems to the US President Trump. Trump is a bad guy bullying us. I said, yes, yes, I told him that 100 yuan. I said I couldn’t give him 100 yuan, but he was still very angry. I had to appease him , otherwise he might really have some problems. Then I started to act. I thought of a good idea . Don’t learn it easily. I said, brother, wait, wait, I suddenly remembered that the red light you mentioned couldn’t be the red light before, right ? That red light didn’t shoot. I regretted it very much because after I finished speaking, he lowered his head to play with his mobile phone. He said, buddy, I encountered a good thing today . Let’s do it today. Eat something good, buddy, you made an extra 200 today. I said , didn’t you get fined the 200 yuan? My brother said, ” Be more optimistic. I lost my composure just now. If I didn’t get fined, I would have made 200 yuan. ” The more optimistic he was, the sadder I was . How would I know if the light would flash or not? I left Nanchang the next day. He might not receive the ticket until seven days later. It’s hard to imagine what his attitude would be like when he passes the red light again within seven days . If there’s no car in front of him, he’ll whiz by. The passenger behind him said there was something flashing. He said it should be lightning. He received the ticket seven days later. The traffic police was very angry. The traffic police said, “You’re laughing too arrogantly. Look at your brother. He’s so optimistic. Looking at that I will definitely post some photos on social media. Family members, who knows that running a red light can take a photo of your life? The red light at this intersection is too photogenic. But after getting off the car, I still told him , “Drive carefully , the light will take photos , and don’t play with your phone in the future. ” I wrote this joke five years ago, and I haven’t told it since Trump stepped down. Five years have passed, and Trump is back in office. I am very happy to tell this story because last year I encountered the same problem as the driver, and I empathized with him . Last year, I participated in the first round of eliminations on the show , and right after I was eliminated, Tong Moman came down to comfort me. I said, “Don’t comfort me, I can comfort myself. What’s so difficult about this?” I said, everyone It ‘s all difficult. It’s not easy for actors. I’m not the only actor. It’s difficult to be photographed by lights. But for some people, it’s easy to be photographed by lights. I said, didn’t you say that my jokes are fine and can definitely be photographed? He said, “How do I know if that light will be photographed? How do I know if it will be photographed? It was photographed. ” This is what Tong Moman said. He said, “How do I know if it will be photographed? ” I said, “I’m really sad. I participated in a variety show. I don’t think anyone likes me. I don’t want to participate in competitions anymore. I may only be able to perform in small theaters. ” He lit it. He said, “Is n’t it just a light? What’s the big deal? I can’t give you a light, but “Looking for Dr. Wang” is opening in the 1,700- seat theater in Tianjin. Are you coming?” I said, ” Thank you very much, Tong Moman .” I told this story just to thank him because he helped me. Thank you, thank you. Speaking of this, is it not easy to stand at the three lights ? Do you think it is good to stand? Can you stand ? The countdown for Li Mengjie’s ticket lock is on. I like him. He asked Tong Mo Nan to force me to clap the lights. I said, it’s been cueing for so long, brother, don’t you give an emotional value? But it’s really well acted. Thank you, thank you, teacher. I think he is very funny. For example, when you are road rage or others are swearing in the street, are you very happy in your heart? There is a joke to remember. Next to it, I think the point of Mengjie is that he often says that this matter is over according to others . I can’t get over this. I can turn this into my own work. I hope to hear more of your stories in the future. Thank you, teacher. I was very impressed by his joke in the last show because I think his style is too unique. Da da da, that ‘s right, it ‘s too unique. So I think this show has fewer laughs than the last one , but there are some that I particularly like. Although he talked about the driver’s story , there was a story about his original family in the middle that made me laugh out loud. It was in this show that I really started to get (feel) how good Li Mengjie is. Thank you. First of all, he The contrast is very big because he seems to be a very gentle and elegant person when he speaks , but every time he talks about a person who is extremely angry inside. Just now you said that it is a small trigger with a big story, but I think he turns a picture or a small thing into a slow motion like a high-speed projection in a movie , and then in that slow motion, when you see the bullet being fired, he tells you the process in a leisurely manner . I think it is very interesting, so I think this section is very good. There are many nonsensical jokes in it, and I laughed very happily. I think the only flaw I want to share with you is why your last joke did not fall on Trump? Then you doubled it . I actually waited for a while. Is it so close to the facts? I also thought he would say yes . I want to say yes, but I really don’t have enough time because I kept jumping back and forth between two manuscripts. You are a highly stylized creator , so it is difficult to see your stuff in other actors because your brain circuit is very strange and unique, so this is a very valuable quality. Thank you, Mr. Luo, I believe you have the ability to constantly turn over and extend a trivial matter, and even turn a small matter into a special show. I am particularly looking forward to seeing this. OK, thank you, Mr. Luo, thank you everyone Let’s see after the voting of the friends present is over. Will Meng Jie go straight through or will he have to wait for the challenge? We are going to start the countdown for grabbing the microphone . Who from the spear camp wants to grab the microphone ? Come on, it’s time to come. Okay. There are four people in total who want to grab the microphone. They were not like this yesterday. Okay, come on, Meng Jie, let me tell you my reasons. I won’t choose Li Wen because we are of the same style. I hope to leave more room for our style. Then the first one to stand is Qiu Yue. I will choose Qiu Yue. Okay, Qiu Yue. The actress below told her story as a ski coach in the first round . Let’s see what new stories the story-telling contestants will bring to us in the second round . Applause, welcome Qiu Yue, hello , I am Qiu Yue. Hello , friends on the second floor, yes , yes, I am a ski coach, yes , and I was very excited in the last round , mainly because I advanced, but more importantly , because I saw Chunchun on the stage because she reminded me of my 2005, because that year I also participated in “Super Girl”. At that time, I was attracted by the slogan of that program : sing if you want to sing. It promoted a talent show for civilians, but I want to say that people really will step into the same river over and over again. 20 years later I was attracted by another slogan: Everyone can do a five-minute talk show. I was just 14 years old that year. I was ignorant, a little ignorant , especially ignorant. Really, I knew the news because my classmate slipped a note to me in class. She said that our chance had come. I didn’t even know what chance it was, an embarrassing chance . It was still a non-mainstream period. I still had bangs straight on my hair. I really had a bottom line , which was that I must not let the wind blow my bangs into splits. So I always had one hand patting my bangs constantly, like this. And I never wore the sleeves of my school uniform properly . I threw them to the bottom and then buttoned them on my mouth. There was a picture in my mind. My legs were bent inward, left and right. I had two friends who were different from me. They had side bangs. Side bangs were the kind that covered half of their eyes. One of them was slanted to the left and the other to the right. The two of them stood together and barely formed a pair of eyes. Have you seen the picture of Tao Zhe on the Internet? One of them was “Tao Zhe” and the other was “Zhe Tao”. The three of us signed up together, but now I think about it, the program at that time really had no threshold. The three of us were all selected with this look . The song I chose at that time was called “Excitement 2 You haven’t heard of “005”? The judges didn’t hear it at that time either. It’s a medley song. It’s too avant-garde. No one would bring a medley to the competition. Usually, they would only put two or three songs together at most. I put more than 20 songs together. I think as a man, I have to keep some tricks up my sleeve . This song won’t work. There are also the next ones. I got confused by the teacher. The teacher just heard what song it was and then changed to the next one. Think about it, Chunchun only sang more than 20 songs from the audition to the championship . I sang all of them at once in the audition. When I sang for more than 30 seconds, the teacher didn’t let me sing, but I had already sung 6 songs. The judges didn’t give up on me. He asked me if I had any other talents. I started talking about military boxing . Really, I perform military boxing every year during the Spring Festival . My dad taught me. My dad said that the army does military boxing every day. My dad has never been a soldier. The “Tao Zhe” and “Zhe Tao” who went with me performed a ” I am Baiyun and I am Heitu ” for the teacher . They thought they went to Liu Laogen Grand Stage. After I finished boxing, I asked the judges, “Teacher, can you give me some comments?” The teacher was stunned. He didn’t expect me to ask such a question. The teacher thought about it and said that the sweater you are wearing doesn’t look good on TV. The color is too colorful. The teacher didn’t comment on my song or my talent. He commented on my OOTD (outfit of the day). I didn’t understand what “too many colors” meant. I didn’t notice it when I went home and watched TV. My black and white TV only had snowflakes. And our family was really poor at that time . The sweaters were all knitted by my mother. When she was knitting, it was originally a light yellow sweater. She found that there was not enough thread when she was knitting , so she used whatever thread she had at home to piece together a skewer sweater. Later I found out that the teacher who sang well didn’t ask about talent at all , but asked about us. Later I thought about whether we were going to be selected into that kind of funny compilation. You should have seen it , the kind of ” My Lover, I ‘m Sorry , I’m Crazy “. Really, when I watch that kind of funny compilation now, I can’t laugh at all because I’m too scared. I watch it and the next second I want to punch out. Really , who would have thought that the video could be saved and kept for so long? But I miss the mental state of people at that time . How could this person be so brave and so confident? I was eliminated at that time, but I didn’t even think that there was something wrong with my singing. I thought I was wearing the wrong sweater. Many people asked me what I wanted to express by writing this article. I don’t know. He said, ” Did you write this article because Chunchun is here?” I said, ” If not, I have forgotten it.” Okay, when the three of us walked out together, we agreed that we would never mention this again. 20 years have passed and no one has mentioned it again. Recently, because I was writing this article, I was very anxious to recall the plot. I called them and they said what “Super Girl” said. I don’t know. She said if you want to write, just write about yourself. Don’t mention us . Okay , Li Xin and Zhang Yixuan. I mentioned them not for anything else , but just to show off. 20 years ago, the three of us were together. 20 years later, I was on the same show with our champion. I really think this world is so wonderful. Comedy has given me unlimited possibilities. I think I have become a coach and I have skated very far away. I didn’t expect to skate back to the funny circle. So I really thought about it now. If I can go back to the stage of “Super Girl”, I will still wear that skating skating. Sweater sings that medley song , but I should change my talent. I will choose talk show. Hello, judges and teachers. I am contestant No. 68, Qiu Yue. I am a ski coach. The reason I came here is because the snow has melted near my home. Thank you all, Qiu Yue , Qiu Yue’s ticket lock countdown. When you mentioned “Excitement 2005” just now, Teacher Da and I looked at each other and said that we had both heard it . Yes, many songs were medleyed together back then , and each sentence was a song. I wish I could sing each sentence. Chunchun, I want to ask you what you sang in the 2005 audition, “There is only you in my heart, not him.” Yes, the first song . When I was in the finals, did the director team give me a song by Huaer Band to sing? No, because I didn’t know how to sing that song at the time . The reasonable song is called “Hua Die Fei”. “Hua Die Fei ” is a very suitable song. Wear a skewers sweater to sing Hua Die Fei. The skewers sweater is very suitable. You learned this song later. Yes, don’t force me. I didn’t force me. Don’t force me to tell lies. Chunchun, tell me the truth. Do you know this song now? Yes , thank you. As a polite response, shouldn’t you sing the one of others? If we don’t go crazy, we will be old. The four lights of the Laughing Friends Group are all on. Ask the four of you which part or moment is your favorite. The teacher said later, “Otherwise I have forgotten it.” Yes, I also wondered how she was going to explain this matter without any poison, and then said it at this point. At that time, I felt that this part must be filmed. It was great. In the middle of this part, there was a part where she repeated one sentence and one stalk for about five times. It should be your experience back then with Teacher Chunchun. This interaction is integrated with the work . Yes, it is a real and solid part of the work. It is 100% consistent. It is excellent and great. I was excited when I heard it . And you can clearly feel that Qiu Yue started to act crazy from the middle because of the good positive feedback. The rhythm is very good. It is crazy and more and more comfortable. Really , I was moved when I heard it at the end. Because everyone has the feeling of chasing dreams when they were young. Basically, everyone should have a skewers sweater in their childhood . So all these points add up . And what Mr. Luo said just now is that art and life are so naturally connected. This is rare . Thank you. After Qiu Yue finished speaking, the most qualified person to speak is Li Yuchun . For me, I think Chunchun brought back a lot of memories because she brought back some of the more abstract images from the old days, including the Shamatte styling at the time , the clothes everyone wore , the songs everyone sang , and the confident mental outlook on the stage , as if there was no burden or whether I would be embarrassed . There were many fun things, including the fact that she said there was a collection of things that we would see when we go archaeological excavations. Do you still have it? Can I find it? Where can I see it ? Because I can’t find it myself, so I dare to tell you. I’m afraid that everyone wants to find it too much. I want to see that thing too much. I will definitely find it. I found it when it was broadcast. Qiu Yue is indeed in the collection. No, no, no, it wasn’t in the highlights , but it was broadcast at the time. I saw it on TV, so when I went downstairs, people asked me why I was boxing on TV. I felt embarrassed , so I didn’t want to talk about it. So, in fact, Chunchun, when you were listening to Qiu Yue’s talk show, your feelings were completely different from those of other people. I was the person involved, and I felt the same way . So I was about to cry because it was so vivid, right in front of me, it was really true to me. When you said “Zhe Tao”, it was about the hairstyle. This was the way it was before. The person who was most suitable for this hairstyle was you . Do you know who it was? Haha, Cao ‘s mouth was always pointed upwards . There was no need to blow. There was no need to blow. Just blow it up, right? It was really like that before . And when she was acting just now, she used her sleeves to touch her mouth. It felt like going back to that era. Many students of that era had that style and were so handsome. So I believe Qiu Yue’s performance must have put a lot of pressure on Li Mengjie. Li Mengjie took it to heart again. Okay, please let Li Mengjie return to the stage. Li Mengjie from the shield group and Qiu Yue from the spear group. Let’s take a look at the two who got 273 votes. Qiu Yue, Qiu Yue , congratulations to Qiu Yue for successfully advancing. Come on , I’ve made room for you. Chunchun said on the stage that when you wanted to cry, what did you feel? Although I used my experience to talk about what happened in 2005 , but in 2005, she There are many more things that happened. This article originated from the first time I saw her. She dragged me back to that memory . Otherwise, I might never mention this again. This was in junior high school. Isn’t this Chunchun? She said that people in 2005 were so brave because they didn’t have so many concerns . They were very simple , honest , brave and high-spirited. They did what they wanted to do . Everyone will miss that era to some extent . When we step into 2005, we are full of hope for the new year. 2005 will definitely be better than 2004. My wish for 2005 is to buy a car and replace this mud house with a brick one a year later . I sincerely wish you all to fly higher and higher on the wings of music. When she talked about those things in that era , I don’t know why her excellent performance brought us all back to that era. Even at that time, I was already quite old, but because she talked about the youthful and fearless things on campus, it brought back all the things that happened to me more than ten years ago. In fact, there is a long part in the manuscript about my two classmates. In fact, when those two classmates participated in “Super Girl” with me, she said that if you want to write about it, just write about yourself and don’t mention us . One of the girls,
Li Xin and Zhang Yixuan, is the one with performance talent. The judges asked her what other talents she had, and she said she thought for a long time and the answer was English. The teacher was very surprised . When she came out, I asked her if she had performed . She said no because she was afraid the teacher wouldn’t understand her. So, she was an English teacher today , a very good English teacher, because I think it’s pretty good. We also want to congratulate the Spear Group for having a good start in the second half . Because of Qiu Yue’s advancement , the Spear Group will soon send out a friend from the Spear Group. The person below is very familiar to everyone and has rich experience. He is on stage. Brother Chuan, I rely on you to maintain the victory. I have rich experience in competitions and screenwriting. Today, this friend has some new experiences that I want to share with everyone . Applause, welcome Meng Chuan. Hello, I am Meng Chuan (handsome) (too handsome). In fact, this appearance is also troublesome because we often record programs recently, and we record until late at night. Sometimes I am too busy, so I go home with makeup on . The security guard downstairs of my building spread rumors that I am engaged in an improper industry . Recently, I take off my makeup in the studio and then go home. He is spreading rumors again. Saying that my business has been bad recently is not the most unfortunate thing. The most unfortunate thing is that I was defrauded recently because it is not the first time I was defrauded. In the past, when I went to Shaanxi to see the Terracotta Warriors , I encountered a fake one. There were many half-buried Terracotta Warriors. The tour guide told us that tourists can personally participate in the excavation. You know that we Shandong people like to do some excavation. I didn’t understand the excavator and couldn’t help but go down to dig a few times. After coming up, the tour guide said that the experience fee was 200. At that time, I reflected on myself. It was my own fault that I lacked social experience because they clearly reminded us that they took us to see the Terracotta Warriors Pit . The worst thing was that I stayed in a Terracotta Warriors theme hotel that night. The feature of that hotel is that you sleep on the side of the bed with 6 Terracotta Warriors on one side. So many pairs of eyes staring at you can’t sleep at all . I had no choice but to find a pen to change them all to squinting eyes. Then I lost 1,200 the next day . Then I think my awareness of anti-fraud has improved, because we study Group (study group) writes together every day, only I don’t follow Hu Lan to trade stocks. I think I can do it. I can even withstand the crime of acquaintances. But I was defrauded in the game recently . I play a game called QQ Free Fantasy, which is a game from the Super Girl era. The game is now full of middle-aged and elderly players. We give suggestions to the game officials and hope that they will increase the game font size. I am usually very simple and honest. I didn’t expect that there would be scammers pretending to be game bosses. The boss I am looking for is called Manchuan Xinghe Yaqingmeng. The scammer is called Manchuan Xingmeng Yaqinghe. It is true that I didn’t see it clearly , but it is difficult to guard against it because we Shandong people usually speak upside down. My gold ingots, mounts, clothes and pants were all cheated away. I stood naked on the most prosperous street in the game. Newbies also have newbie outfits. You can tell you’ve been cheated at first glance. No one would doubt that this person is just too hot. Then I was so angry that I cursed him in the game channel. Although I know all kinds of rhetoric and can curse him to the sky , at that moment I chose the most primitive and most venting way of cursing, and then I was banned . I was so angry that I ran to the game forum to curse the official why didn’t they make the game font bigger. The total amount of those game equipment was about 10,000 yuan, and then I quickly called the police, but you know that people in that state are incoherent. I called and said, ” Comrade police, someone rode my rabbit and ran away .” The police said, “Calm down.” He was angry and asked, “Have you been drinking?” I said, “No , it’s just that a scammer cheated me of all my things, including the rabbit and the gun I just bought.” The police said the rabbit is not important and that he should mainly talk about the gun. After we explained everything , the police said that special anti-fraud police would come to our house in a while. Our house was still quite messy and I was afraid that the anti-fraud police would recognize me, so I quickly packed up my things. But I didn’t expect the police to arrive so quickly. As soon as I opened the door , two policemen came and asked, “Didn’t your family report a fraud? Why did it look like a burglary?” Then they asked me how much I had been cheated of. I said, “About 10,000 yuan. ” My wife asked, ” Where did you get the 10,000 yuan? ” I instantly knew why corrupt officials dare not call the police when they are robbed. Then I My wife and the police checked together. One was to find out how the money disappeared, and the other was to find out how the money came from. The police said , “You two should follow us to the police station to make a statement. ” I said, “Can you two go first ? Otherwise, I’m afraid that others will think something has happened to me. Our industry is very fragile now. ” Then the police said, “It’s okay.” Just as we got downstairs, the security guard said that he was finally caught. I sat in the police car with a lot of thoughts. That day, I could especially understand Cao Cao’s feelings when he was asked to borrow arrows from the straw boat. Zhuge Liang, the big liar, was just bullying Cao Cao. He didn’t see clearly and cheated people out of 100,000 arrows and all their equipment. What’s more, he was so greedy that he put arrows on one side and put them on the other side . After loading them on the front side , he had to load 100,000 arrows upside down. How much does an arrow cost ? Is it easy for Cao Cao to save some money, especially since he has several wives ? The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. I opened “Romance of the Three Kingdoms”, found that episode , and posted a barrage. I have never seen such a shameless person. I was still not satisfied after posting , and sent a private message to Teacher Tang Guoqiang on Weibo, saying that I should not play any rubbish characters in the future. I took them to the police station to take a statement. It was the first time I felt sorry for occupying public resources. The key is that it is difficult to determine the damage of game equipment. The police said he wanted to log in and take a look. He asked me for my account. I told him and asked me for my password. I said I would enter it myself. The police said, “Are you working together to protect me?” He asked, “Do you have any protection measures for this transaction?” I said, “Yes, there is that transaction.” The protection means that only a large transaction can be made every half an hour. The police said, “So you have been cheated for several hours, right? ” I said, “No, because the scammer taught me how to remove the transaction protection on QQ (social media). The police asked, “What about other protection measures?” I said, “There are some, too. ” I told him that Chinese people don’t cheat Chinese people. At that time, there was a scammed girl sitting next to me who was crying. After listening to my story of being scammed, she started to laugh and said, “You are so stupid, but fortunately I called the police early. ” The police and the game company froze the scammer’s account. Most of my equipment was also saved. My chat with the scammer ended when you haven’t chatted for more than 1 day. The little luck has gone out after sending messages to each other. Actually, I have been struggling over whether to talk about this for the past two days . I am afraid that if I tell this, all the scammers in the world will know that I am easy to cheat and come to cheat me. Then, I will send a check-in like the talk show audience. Meng Chuan succeeded , but now I have figured it out. Have you seen the Dark Forest Law in “The Three-Body Problem” ? It means that you actively expose your coordinates and someone is watching me , but once they take action , they will also be watched by others. I am willing to lay a nest for anti-fraud work. Thank you everyone, I am Meng Chuan. Hello, Meng Chuan’s ticket locking channel is open. Applause to Meng Chuan again. Meng Chuan, let me ask one more question. When were you cheated in May? The anti-fraud awareness will be stronger now. Now I have enlarged the fonts of all my apps. To be honest, friends, when I realized I was cheated, I told the cheater that I was now level 70. I said that when I reached level 80, I was going to invest 100,000 yuan in my equipment. I would come back to you then. I thought I could play the long game and catch the big fish. I didn’t expect that the cheater didn’t know how to delay gratification . When we were middle-aged, we couldn’t beat the BOSS (leader) when we were young. Now that we have made some money, we think we can beat the BOSS (leader) by charging money. It’s never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Old boy, right? Here comes the dream chaser . Yes, old boy, I have a dream . Then you… Have you ever been cheated before? It’s because I trust others too easily. My fans often cheat me. They often send me private messages saying, “Brother Chuan, if you reply to this private message, I will show you a melon . ” Then they showed me a watermelon. Who has ever paid for playing games? No, they haven’t. A few years ago or 10 years ago, I played a game called KartRider. I also played it , and it has a WeChat ranking. Actually, I didn’t buy the car equipment at the beginning , and every night I saw Zhou Bichang ranked first again. Let’s say 10 years have passed and I ‘m still competing with others. The game is over, right? Then my competitive spirit was aroused, and then I spent money. I spent a lot of money, and then bought a very nice sports car. I surpassed her . I haven’t told her about this. It ‘s great. I will tell her about it the day after tomorrow when I will be recording the program. Well , I came to Luyu. I was particularly touched by the previous paragraph that Meng Chuan said . He said that he went in and out of the community , and the security guard looked at him like that. Because many years ago, I was in Hong Kong (China), and I did that morning news live show. So the security guard in the community saw this girl very strangely for a long time . She went out at four o’clock every morning , and her hair was messy, and then she came back at eight o’clock , and her hair and makeup were all done. What was she doing? After a long time , one day he couldn’t help asking me what I do, what TV station are you from ? I said I’m from something , and then uncle, you can read a lot of sub-channels at that moment. The subtext is that you see I said this girl is a good girl, right? So when I just talked about that part, I had a lot of that, and the scene came back to me. I think it is very interesting. So I really hope to be able to see Meng Chuan on the stage of the finals. I think I will definitely see him. That ‘s for sure. Thank you again for Meng Chuan’s excellent performance. After Mr. Meng Chuan’s performance, we will see if he can get more than 290 votes and advance directly . Yes, it’s okay. I think Meng Chuan can go in directly. Is it possible? It’s hard to say. Is it almost there? Who dares to (stand) ? Let’s draw the ball. Let’s really draw the ball. Because Meng Chuan is from the spear group , so our shield camp must have a friend who chooses to start the countdown to grab the microphone. If no one stands, draw the ball. If Rui Ge doesn’t stand, then draw the ball. If Rui Ge doesn’t stand, then draw the ball . Echo (Ran Rong) Echo (Ran Rong) Echo (Ran Rong) Okay, Echo (Ran Rong) stood up. Echo (Ran Rong) is so brave. My sister didn’t expect that she would stand. Decided to stand? Can you stand? Do you want to stand? Because you won, the votes will not be low. Then you should stand. I feel that it is not that difficult to stand. I want to send off my jokes well. Don’t. We still have the next round. Let’s go. In the next round today, we can still perform slowly. You should be gentle. After all, he is the chief screenwriter teacher, but he may not stand. No one in our group stands. No one stands. I won’t stand. I will definitely not stand. I will wait until the end this time. Then I want to challenge him. Then this friend who is about to go on stage has brought us stories about love and family time and time again. Let’s go, friends. Bye, come on, take the initiative back. Applause, welcome Echo (Ran Rong) Hello, friends, hello , everyone is Echo (Ran Rong) I stayed in Shanghai this summer. I think Shanghai boys dress more fashionably. They like to layer clothes . But boys in our area still go for minimalism. Because many times I wanted to ask him , “Hello handsome guy, I’ve been paying attention to you for a long time. When you were squatting just now, did you notice that your butt crack was exposed? Is your style minimalist or is there wind behind you ? You are risking your life to expose such an important part. But I can understand that you dare to expose it because you trust this world . One day, I was walking on the street and I found a butt crack . Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was showing his top-notch figure. The world is different for us . You boys can squat at will. That day I went online and found that someone was still teaching us women how to squat gracefully . I haven’t seen that kind of video. A girl in a cheongsam was walking on the road and dropped something. She was about to bend down to pick it up when suddenly a girl came out and said, “Wait a minute.” I was singing ” Meeting an Old Friend in a Strange Land.” Why? There is also this part. The tune is not on the top at all. I squatted down and spent 4 and 8 beats. Girls, don’t do this. We won’t be able to get anything if we keep going like this . During the morning rush hour on the subway, I was dizzy and saw a seat. I rushed up and I sang, but you didn’t sing. Of course, this fan cannot be thrown away, and it can cover other people’s butt cracks. Once when I was on the high-speed train, the big brother next to me was carrying luggage. I really wanted to go up and help him pull up his pants , but I didn’t think it was polite. It would be better if I had a fishing rod. I was wondering if you can treat it as a danger as long as you can’t see it yourself. It doesn’t exist . Is this the Pythagorean theorem for you men? Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to see men’s butt cracks on the street , but I can always see it when I walk on the street. I wondered why later and I figured it out. I think this is a philosophical question, really, because when you stare into the abyss. Of course, don’t get me wrong. I want men not to show their butt cracks. I’m not saying that I want to fight for the freedom to show their butt cracks. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to receive private messages after the show is broadcast saying, “Are you there? Look at the butt crack. ” The world is different for us. You trust this world , but we don’t seem to trust this world very much . I don’t even trust my own body very much. For example, menstruation is the periodic shedding of a woman’s endometrium, but all of us women know that its shedding does not have any cycle. It comes randomly. On the first day, I felt it was coming but it didn’t. On the second day, I felt it was coming but it did n’t. On the third day, I didn’t care. It came. The key is that you have to use sanitary napkins in advance during those days. Sanitary napkins are very expensive. Can God redesign our bodies ? I really think that menstruation should be distributed according to wealth . Rich women have more days. Rich men also have their periods, so capital must bleed. It costs me at least 50 yuan to buy sanitary napkins every month , not counting the warm baby , dysmenorrhea medicine, and laundry detergent. I’m sure many boys will ask what laundry detergent is used for. We drink it when we have dysmenorrhea, right , so menstruation is blue. One day I found that I had my period when I was 13 years old and bought sanitary napkins. The money I spent was exactly the same as when I was 30, but I didn’t have that much money when I was 13. Did God design our bodies wrong? Is it true that I went through menopause at 13 and had my first period at 60? 60 is the right age for menstruation. I tell you, that day I posted on Weibo openly, saying that I had my period and my pension. I also added a tag below: caring for the elderly who had their first period. Menstruation is messed up. Some sanitary napkin brands are also messed up. I remember that one brand launched a negative ion sanitary napkin one year. The main function is to be cool and breathable, so that you can cool down from bottom to top when you use it in the summer . I used its sanitary napkin that day. I feel so cold- blooded. That thing is so cold. Really, isn’t it the negative ions that you spread? I felt like I just went to the front desk of a hot pot restaurant and got 10 mints and spread them on me. You know, that day when I finished using them, I felt something whistling down there while walking. I have never taken a day off because of my period , never. Don’t you think it’s strange that a human being can take a day off because of bleeding from any hole in the body? I ca n’t have my period, boss. I’m taking a day off. I ‘ve been bleeding for 7 days. Where are you bleeding ? I’m bleeding down there. No one cares. It’s exactly the same reaction as yours now. No one cares. So I think God designed our bodies and designed them again. Wrong, I think menstruation should not flow out from the bottom. I think it’s best if it can come out directly from the nostrils. Everyone can see it. I had a nosebleed for 7 days and I was still giving a PPT (presentation). The boss couldn’t stand it anymore. He said, “Echo (Ran Rong), are you okay? Why is there so much bleeding from one nostril ? Sorry, boss, I leaked. OK, I know that we look very fragile when we have our period, but that doesn’t mean our bodies are weak. We all know Zhang Weili, right? She is the UFC champion of mixed martial arts and the absolute representative of female power. She won and everyone was very happy. But there are people commenting below saying that it’s good that Zhang Weili won , but you are a woman after all. If I come to fight, I can also beat Zhang Weili. If you want to fight Zhang Weili, please pull up your pants first. I can tell you that Zhang Weili can fight you while having her period. Thank you everyone. I am Echo (Ran Rong). Brother Chuan is dangerous. The countdown for Echo’s (Ran Rong) ticket lock is coming. Let’s applaud again to Echo (Ran Rong). Thank you. Echo (Ran Rong) spoke very well from beginning to end and was very emotional. I talked about the buttock groove earlier , which actually talked about the boundary of the body and the boundary of society . This boundary is particularly important. In fact, I am not saying this to complain about men , but I think this world has created a safer environment for men. We have to avoid exposure here, safety pants, leggings, etc. In fact, I think there are problems with the entire atmosphere and structure created by this society. I want to complain about the entire social atmosphere . Your context is actually the same, and there is a connection in the middle. It is because it is difficult for us girls to imagine that from childhood to adulthood, first of all, the cost is really high . In fact, from childhood to adulthood, I think the pain in those two days is the norm , as if it is a normal part of my life. I have never thought that I can have other choices . Actually, when you guys kept talking about this topic on stage, I felt very empowered and moved. That was a good point about talk shows. Sometimes I feel that on stage , expression may take priority over being funny. This is an aesthetic choice. At the same time, expression is very important sometimes. A talk show host said that if you walk into a room and feel nervous , you should stay in the room. When you touch on a topic and feel that some people are nervous, we should talk about this topic. So I am very grateful to Echo (Ran Rong) for talking about this topic. Thank you Lu Yu. Echo (Ran Rong) is as lively and spicy as ever . This is the most intuitive feeling she brings to me. I think this is also her special personal style. As a woman, I definitely have a lot of empathy, so I think this makes me sincerely admire her. I want to talk about this joke. Actually, I have seen big brothers showing their butt cleavage. And the big brothers squatted too fast and their pants didn’t follow. You know, we have encountered this kind of thing, but it always happens. Teacher Lu Yu said that broadening the boundaries makes us think more, and when we think more, we can take care of others. Feel more, this is worth learning. Thank you for your performance. Thank you. I am very excited. This is me. Whether it is offline video or performance on the show, this is the first time I see Echo (Ran Rong) tell a story that makes everyone laugh without any psychological burden. This time is because the stories of your original family are always mixed with enough sadness. I sympathize with you but dare not laugh very relaxedly. Today, although your performance is very large , it is still as sharp as usual , but it makes us laugh without any psychological burden. I think this is a big breakthrough for you. Very good. Thank you, thank you teacher. Hello , thank you Echo (Ran Rong) for the performance . We also want to invite the deceived Meng Chuan back to the stage. After the performances of Meng Chuan and Echo (Ran Rong), they both got 4 full lights. After the audience voting, Meng Chuan and Echo (Ran Rong) got the following votes. Brother, clean up. I feel Echo (Ran Rong) It’s hard to say. I think it’s Brother Chuan. Meng Chuan advanced smoothly with 279 votes . Echo (Ran Rong) You also got a lot of votes. 245 votes will enter the waiting area . 245 is almost a safe score, right? Prepare for the next round. It ‘s great. I can’t leave. The aura is too good. I was too nervous. My arm was numb when I went up. Brother Chuan almost gave me the sponsor . I was a little too nervous in the competition today. I really wanted to win a game for our spear. That’s why I was particularly competitive today. In fact, I have been getting my teeth fixed recently. When I said the first sentence today, my tongue was flicked by the rubber band and I stuttered, but fortunately it’s all over. Because Meng Chuan advanced , the actors who continued to be sent out are still from the spear camp. The spear exploded. It’s okay. The spear is okay. The situation seems to have changed today. Everyone, believe in yourself . The friend who will be sent out from the spear camp has a very stylish performance . You must watch carefully, think slowly, and laugh quickly. Applause . Welcome Wang Dadao . Come on, Dadao. Hi, everyone . I am Wang Dadao. I have been a very cautious person since I was a child. I am very cautious. When I was a child, I would walk alone on the street to see if there was anyone following me. If I felt that someone was following me, I would walk very fast , right?
Everyone would walk very fast. If I found that he was also walking very fast and I didn’t want him to think that I was scared, then I would … I have always encountered some perverts since I was a child. Sometimes I wondered if it was my problem, so I asked my friend if she had ever encountered a pervert. She thought about it and said that she hadn’t encountered one this year. Then I would remember an encounter I had long ago when I was in college. One year in college, I was walking alone on the pedestrian street outside the school. An old man in his sixties or seventies rode a bicycle from the 1980s towards me. His head was particularly bald. At that time, the blue light of Construction Bank and the silver of Construction Bank were very bright. The red light of the clothes shop next to the row of shops shone on his head. As he moved, I thought a police car was coming. He began to slowly approach me. When there was only half a meter between us, he began to draw a circle with my bike with me as the center. I was walking forward and sending messages to my friends at the time , saying that there was a pervert riding a bike to draw a circle with me as the center, but the circle he drew was too round and I couldn’t see his profile and the back of his head the whole time. His face was facing me. I was a moving center of the circle , but the radius of each circle he drew remained the same. I thought he rode a π , and after several circles, he finally spoke. He finally spoke. He was staring at my place and said , “Look, friends, don’t worry. ” I didn’t show it to him. I wanted to see it. His words were too concise and his tone was too arrogant. He didn’t use the tone of inquiry to ask if he could take a look. He didn’t use the subject either. ” Can I take a look? ” May I (Can I) Look, he only used two words to make my emotions so complicated. I couldn’t show fear or panic and let him think he was harassing me. He succeeded and I had to be more concise than him , so at that time he said look at me and said ah. He thought I was hard of hearing. He said look at me and said ah again . He said look at me and said ah. He said look at me and said ah. He said look at me and said ah. We sang a cappella for just a few rounds. He probably felt that he couldn’t watch it today, so he rode away and disappeared into the twilight. At that time, my legs were so weak from fear that I walked back to school alone. Then my friend asked me , “Wang Dadao , how did you resolve the influence of this perverted old man on you over the years?” I wanted to say that there was no influence, and she said, “Then why are you riding your bike and drawing circles now ?” Sometimes I wait for someone on the side of the road alone, and I will ride my bike and draw circles. You know, now I think of the time when I was 19 and met this perverted old man. I think he walked too easily at that time . He didn’t even get off the bike the whole time. I think if I traveled back to 10 years ago and met him again, I wouldn’t let him walk so easily. Suppose I meet him again , he rides his bike and starts to draw a circle with me as the center , staring at me and saying, “Look,” expecting my fear and panic, so I look to the right . You two are confused, right? The old man is also illogical , illogical. Then I will directly start the action, I will directly start dancing, he will not ride his bike anymore , he will stop and look at me, he has never seen a woman like me, he is scared, he thinks I am sick, so he rides his bike and flees the scene in a panic , I see that he has no response, so I chase him with a beaming face, then I start to circle him with him as the center, then I will smile and say to him , ” The show must go” on (The show must go on) You know I met this pervert when I was 19 years old I’m 29 now It ‘s been 10 years I think of him often I often feel that I haven’t really defeated this old man because no matter what I do I can’t go back to 19 and really shoot him or give him a slap or something But my friend said that after 10 years he should have been dead I think I will go to his grave and see him on his grave I will spin and jump he will close his eyes and then I will stare at his grave for a long time and then I will ask him if he is still looking at it Thank you everyone I am Wang Dadao handsome awesome Wang Dadao’s ticket lock countdown applause again I am the only one who didn’t take a photo It’s OK (It’s okay) Thank you It’s OK (It’s okay) Thank you for understanding. In the last round, we all knew that she was one of the most amazing contestants , and her style is also highly personalized. In fact, from the beginning of the last show, your performance was more like a monologue in a stage play rather than a talk show as we traditionally understand it. But I think the talk show format is eclectic. You try to express a shadow encountered in adolescence that has never been in your heart, but you perform it in such a strange and somewhat “psychotic” way. It is a very touching and profound performance. The only reason I didn’t shoot it is that I feel that the density of comedy is not enough for the density of jokes . When I listened to the first half of Da Dao today, I actually laughed a lot, but when I heard the second half, my smile disappeared because I felt more after listening to this story. I think I want to give you a hug. Of course, I think this hug is not only what I want to give you. I think it may also be given to me by you. I guess it may be because we are upset that we did not protect ourselves at that time . I remember that time when the cyberbullying was the worst. Then there were also some media who came to ask me what I thought about it. Then they directly said the things you didn’t want to hear in front of you. I said, my reaction to you is actually that you are saying what you said. Yes , it is because you don’t want the other person to see your fear and panic, so I seem to be maintaining a kind of decency . I said that it might be a kind of entertainment. But after many years, I am very upset with myself. I am thinking, Li Yuchun, what are you talking about? You actually said that this is an entertainment and no one will be cyberbullied. It’s not entertainment, okay? How could you say that to me at that time ? I think you treat yourself very badly, so when she was between 19 and 29, she would always think of the old man’s face , and wonder why she went crazy and wanted to circle him, to seek revenge, and to do something . It’s because she always thinks that if I could go back to that time, I might be able to handle it better , or be braver , or I might be able to protect myself better. I don’t know if you feel the same way , but when I heard your jokes, I felt that you must be stronger at 29 than you were at 19, so I think you gave me a lot of strength , thank you . I think my response at that time was pretty good, but I just wanted to hit him hard. I just wanted to hit him hard. I got him because I was fed up with this kind of sudden thing where there was no way to collect evidence in time, which made me very angry. This is a very special talk show performance . For example, I usually laugh very happily when I think a good one is performed. After watching this part, my heart beats much faster than usual. You put me in a documentary-like oppression throughout the whole process . It is a complete documentary , and it is the kind of documentary shot by all the cameras on the street without any deletions or filters. It is shot from beginning to end, and the oppression is too strong. But this is a particularly good talk show material. You have such good expression, and you help many girls say what we may want to say but dare not say, but you lack a point , which I can’t find now. I think you can definitely think of how to deal with it when the pressure is the strongest and we are already in such a difficult situation. Let’s release all that fear, anger , and the words we’ve wanted to say for so many years. Then the whole place must have exploded. I think that’s the only thing missing . But other than that, I think this is a great but very different performance. Thank you, Teacher Lu Yu. I really like Da Dao. It lets everyone know that actresses can really express any topic they want on stage . And the cool thing about Da Dao today is that she only talked about the incident of being harassed. She said that when she walks at night, she will inexplicably look back to see if there is anyone behind her. This is a common trait of every woman. She is very brave. I think on the one hand, on an emotional level, in my heart I still want to beat that old man up. I don’t know where he is now, what he is doing, and I don’t know how many people he said that sentence to . Because he actually said Look at the back. Some parts of the body are omitted. These are more direct , more violent, more sudden, more obscene, and more hateful adjectives . I will always remember the way he looked at me at that time. I will always remember the obscene, provocative, sarcastic, condescending , hateful, and abominable look. When I was talking about the manuscript with the screenwriters, I asked Niao Niao if she had ever encountered a pervert. Niao Niao said she hadn’t encountered one this year. I asked her what was the most perverted one she had ever encountered . She said it was difficult to tell which one was the most perverted. What happens in reality may often be more numerous, more sudden, and more varied than what you can see. Just like the heroine in “Preliminary Evidence” said , “Look to your left, look to your right. One of the three girls has encountered something similar. I have encountered it , and I have had it. When I was a child, I had it when I was very young.” I was about 24 years old. I had been sexually harassed before and I had reported it to the police. It was a man in the village who came to my house as a guest. I was very young at that time and he put me on his lap and touched my breasts. I felt that the behavior was uncomfortable, but I didn’t know what kind of behavior it was. I actually dropped out of kindergarten. On the way home from school, I met an old man who suddenly ran over to me and hugged me and kissed and pinched my butt. I cried every day when I went home. It was because of this that I shaved my head. When I was in college, I was attacked on the bus by a man. My first reaction was that he pulled the bracelet. He was on my left side and I thought he didn’t pull it tight . The last time I met such a person, he used a very new method , which was to send me through the air on the subway. He sent me a nude photo of his lower body. I was on the subway at the time and I felt someone rubbing against me from behind. At that moment I knew why people say on the Internet that if someone touches you, you should hit him or shout at him. I couldn’t do it. At that moment I froze. I was scared and didn’t dare to move. I didn’t dare to move at all. When I got to the next station, I ran out. I didn’t even dare to look back to see who that person was. At first, there was a person who appeared as a friend , a friend of a friend. He kept harassing me. I blocked him , and he changed his phone number to harass me. In the end, he even sent me some disgusting pictures. Then I called the police. But in fact, the person who hurt me the most was my friend. to stare at the camera for a long time. In fact, he was staring at the murderer because he thought that the murderer might also buy a ticket to come. Watching this movie, I want to stare at him for a long time. Then I want to ask him, ” Are you still watching?” Well , let’s see if the number of votes she gets after Dadao’s performance can allow her to advance directly. Please see that the other party’s microphone grabbing mode needs to be turned on. The shield group turns on the microphone grabbing. According to our rules, because no one in the shield group grabs the microphone , we must activate our fate box to catch the ball. I am more nervous , yes, more nervous . Come on, Dadao , just draw it directly. Except for you, everyone on the scene can see who you draw. It’s great to watch the fun. Come on, Dadao, no one responds. It’s all based on fate. It’s okay. Let’s throw it again. Who is it ? Who is Zhisheng ? Come on, Zhisheng, come on, brother, it’s good. It ‘s good. The actor who is going to appear next has been in and out of the entertainment industry, but his choice today is Return to the hometown. Applause to welcome Xu Zhisheng. How come the two of them are so happy ? They are having a great time. Hello, everyone. I am Zhisheng. I still have to talk about the talk show. Whenever there is such cheering and applause from the audience outside, I will only be curious and ask who will come out next. What makes me happier than returning to the talk show is that I will return to our village during the Spring Festival. During this Spring Festival, I don’t know who uploaded the video of our whole family to the Internet. Because I look very much like my grandfather , my father and my brother , then netizens said that my whole family shares the same face and said that they saw my whole life in the video , that is, my father. Now when I go out, people often say that you look like Xu Zhisheng. Indeed, many people went to my house to take pictures during the Spring Festival , and many elderly people went there every day. Have you ever seen illegitimate fans in their sixties or seventies? They are really very different from young illegitimate fans. They may really eat at your house , and they have watched me grow up. In their eyes, I am a cultivated artist, and they have all my black history in their hands , talking about it over and over again. Zhisheng, do you remember whose corn you stole? Do you remember whose glass you broke? I said, do you remember we talked about it once last year? Then people in my village are paying special attention to my information now , but they sometimes don’t understand it. There was a period of time before that the Internet said that I was the ideal boyfriend. I don’t know how it spread in our village. Later, it became that I had a lot of girlfriends outside . My grandmother was very anxious and called me to say that there would be no such person in our Xu family , so I should quickly cut off all ties with them . I said, grandma , just cut off the Internet in the village. Then we in Shandong have to kowtow to every household during the New Year because in the past, there would be some photos of the elderly displayed . In the past, we would kowtow to the elderly with their photos , but now they don’t display photos anymore. They have started playing TV. I was still there kowtowing, and he had already turned on the TV. My talk show is playing and it ‘s still there . Is this you? It’s you, right? The key is that my talk show video not only has me in it , it also cuts to other people’s shots. Have you ever kowtowed to Zhang Shaogang? I kowtowed three times and then Teacher Zhang said thank you Zhisheng for the wonderful performance. There were also people who brought their children there and said , “Hurry up and let the big star hug you , let the big star hug you.” They didn’t let me hug them before because they said whoever hugs too much will easily look like that person. I used to be angry but now I understand. It’s not that the time has not come yet . Our teacher also brought students to visit there. I told the students, “Look, this brother can only be on the talk show because he studies hard . That was the most positive talk show I thought. ” He even asked me for it. I was anxious when I asked him to sign. I said that I imitated my father’s signature when I was a child, but you didn’t want it either. But I was still very happy . After I went back, I found the graduation photo and posted it on WeChat Moments saying that he was my beloved disciple. I quickly commented on him and said, “Teacher, the graduation photo you posted is of my brother. What’s the most outrageous thing?” Someone also went to my house to perform for me. A big brother who sang on a short video platform went to my house and sang a song “Hero Song” for me , and then wanted to worship me as his teacher. I said, “Big brother, did you misunderstand me? I just left joy in the world, but I’m really not Liu Huan. ” He still asked me if I could take him to the Spring Festival Gala. I said, to be honest, your teacher can’t go on now. We in Shandong still drink a lot during the New Year. And if you If you have been to Shandong, you will find that Shandong is not best at drinking but persuading people to drink. That is all moral kidnapping. Now I go there and say that I will not drink today. He said, “Okay, you are a big star now, how can you drink with us? ” I said, “Then let’s have a drink, okay ? ” He said, ” Okay, you are a big star now, and you can have a drink with us , which means you look down on us.” Sometimes I am even dragged to accompany the drinking. The key is that I don’t know how to persuade people to drink , so I can only say, ” Do you look down on me, a big star ?” Okay, let’s stop here. I am the big star of our village, Xu Zhisheng. The countdown to Xu Zhisheng’s ticket lock. Let’s give a round of applause to Zhisheng again . I love today’s performance very much. Thank you, teacher. I hope that if there is anything, Why don’t you think so much? This is also the most important truth I figured out this year, which is to be funny, because just be a happy self, the premise is to be brave to be yourself , just speak out for yourself, I hope you become braver and happier . Okay, here I come. Thank you, Teacher Zhisheng. I particularly agree with what Teacher Da said , that is, let’s talk about our lives, right
, and then we should dig into life seriously , yes , it is actually quite valuable , yes, that is the only , this is the ultimate value, it’s so right , Teacher Zhang , it’s worth it , I kowtow to you, it’s so great, his skill is like this, even when he is at his worst, he can instantly bring us into a happy atmosphere, this is the skill , just like some super bands Even after they messed up an album, they were still better than 90% of the Huaer bands. So Zhisheng must be at this level. And among all the contestants , there are some good personal friends. But no matter who it is , when his performance is not the best , I will have some psychological burden if I don’t clap the lights . Only Zhisheng has no psychological burden if I don’t clap the lights. This is based on deep trust and respect. During the Chinese New Year this year, our village cut to your camera and knocked on the last paragraph. It was a very successful moral kidnapping . It’s okay . Chunchun, I want to ask you a personal question first , because today Zhisheng shared his story about returning to his hometown after becoming famous. Right, when you returned to your hometown after becoming famous, was there any grand ceremony? It’s not just in my hometown that there is grand ceremony. Li Yuchun herself is a grand ceremony wherever she goes . Right , because my competition is in Changsha, so they feel like they are family members. For example , sometimes when I was at the airport, I remember once I met a bunch of aunties on the corridor bridge , and they didn’t think you were a singer or anything else at all. They thought you were just a child next to them , and they would run over, touch your face , and say Chunchun, you are so white, and it felt like a very family member. Yes , Zhisheng may have completed that part of his inner journey, and he is no longer entangled or painful, and just enjoys the stage to the fullest. And just now, I felt that I actually didn’t know how other people would present their words, but just now anyway, we laughed very happily. And there is another thing , actually, if someone on the stage , a star, says on the stage that he is going home to visit his relatives, it actually feels a little bit subtle and strange, but when Zhisheng says it, you will feel that he is particularly sincere. It is easy to dislike it if you don’t handle it well.
Yes , he is particularly sincere. Another thing that he has become particularly good is that he used to be easy to raise his voice very high, and then it gets higher and higher. I don’t know whether the talk show “Screaming Donkey” will be good or not. I am getting better and better. Even if the talk show is not good , I may win the Golden Rooster Award soon. I have thought of the lyrics . My success is inseparable from the talk show . Leaving “Screaming Donkey” , but it is gone now. Did you do any kind of training? Zhisheng: No , to be honest, one of the things that bothered me last year was that I had a lot of psychological baggage on the stage . But this year, I have less psychological baggage . I just want to give the audience on this stage. Because the card I gave to the audience also said that we will meet again this summer, so I thought that since we are meeting , let’s meet happily. I don’t want the audience to see you standing on this stage with baggage . I think any burden should not be shared with the audience on this stage. We should just share happiness. Okay , thank you, Zhisheng . After Zhisheng’s performance, Dadao returned to the stage. Our fate is too scary. I felt that I was going to draw you , right? Go over. Okay, now the ratios of the two people are respectively, what’s wrong with these two people? Zhisheng and Xu Zhisheng 267 (votes) enter the next round . Bye- bye Dadao , your votes are very good, 243 votes are not low. The shield camp has won today. Yes, Zhisheng is the first one to come in the shield camp today. It’s so relaxing. You want to cry so much. When I drew the ball, I felt that I was going to draw Xu Zhisheng. I was still secretly happy. I was here. What are you shouting? Then I found that the louder you shout, the more you shout. The older I get, the more I realize that something is wrong. Should I ask Kid or someone else? And then I see the audience is looking at me, so I throw down my cue card and come on, because when we were on Goat before, he gave me ideas and talked for a long time. I said to Zhisheng, there is no gag here, and he said, “Do you want me to write a gag for you? ” I said, “Look, do you have a gag in my script? Now you know why you don’t write a gag for me. You haven’t seen me many times because you are nervous when you are in open mic, but you are relaxed here. You see, I understand talk shows, I just can’t think of the punchlines, but talk shows, I really understand , I understand , I understand too much, I understand talk shows, and I think you are the kind of person who can do talk shows for the rest of your life, you say Everything is funny, right? That’s right, it’s just that you don’t have a joke. You’re funny even without a joke. You ‘re funny even without a joke. Do you understand? Zhisheng, this is a great talent. This is a compliment. It’s funny when you talk like this . Do you understand ? Because I usually have a joke when I talk, but I think mine is a little high. No, I think it’s low. But what Teacher Luyu said is that it’s just a talk show. What you bring to people may not necessarily be a feeling of laughter. This sentence is too “dirty”. If a talk show doesn’t make people laugh, what can it bring? You are talking for me, right? Okay, keep going. This EQ is not enough for Dadao . If Dadao doesn’t advance, I’m willing to give Dadao 10 votes and you give me 10 votes. It seems that my vote is still uncertain. Then let’s both be eliminated. OK, brother Zhisheng , how does it feel to be the center of attention ? Why do you ask this? I’m just in case I become famous. I’m preparing first. It’s that kind of very happy feeling. What kind of feeling is it specifically ? I’ll give you an example. It makes life happier. Thank you to my old friend, the old village chief of the talk show , for accompanying me happily all the way. It’s this kind of happy feeling. I understand. Where are you going? I’m going to debut. Brother , let’s meet at the top. Meet at the top . Real pure grain liquor is delicious and not intoxicating. You deserve it . The shield camp will continue to send their next performer. In the last stage, this friend shared his very strange entrepreneurial experience with us . So in this stage, let’s take a look at what other strange stories he wants to share with us. Applause, welcome Xiaokuai . Hello, everyone . I’m Xiaokuai. I’m 39 years old this year . People at this age often have a feeling that time is passing slower and slower. A while ago, I went to play basketball. I was so tired after playing for two hours that I couldn’t stand it anymore. I walked out and looked at the watch. Only 15 minutes had passed. I felt quite embarrassed at the time and wanted to dunk a rebound to save face. Some of the post-00s on the court were shocked because they have played basketball for so many years and have never seen a comminuted fracture . Moreover, I’ve been increasingly aware that middle-aged people like us are hard to please because I attended a class reunion a while ago and I found that many male classmates ‘ nose hairs have started to grow. I don’t know if you’ve seen a man with growing nose hairs. It feels like he suddenly becomes very attractive because when you’re face to face with him, all eyes will be attracted by his nose hairs and you can’t see anything else. Really, my first thought was to distract my attention. It’s impossible . No one can ignore the nose hairs in the room. And I observed carefully for a while and found that nose hairs are like OOTD (outfit of the day). In fact, there are many styles. One classmate’s style is more exotic because he only shows one or two hairs. This style is called showing a little bit , which is boring . Another style is very optimistic because of his nose hair. When he smiles, you can see the smiling assassin. But what shocked me the most that day was our squad leader. His nose hair looked very cultured because you always felt that he had two brush tips covered with ink in his nostrils. You know there are pig hair and wolf hair brushes. This was the first time I saw a human hair brush. This was the “Haojie” in the human body . Really Because the scene was so shocking. He said a lot to me that day, but I didn’t listen to a word. I kept staring at him, and in the end I forgot about social etiquette and couldn’t help asking, ” Why are your nose hairs so long? ” My buddy replied me with two words that subverted my outlook on life. He said, “Is he handsome?” “Friends, I can accept that. ” He pointed at my nose and cursed , “It’s none of your business,” but “Is he handsome?” I really can’t accept it. This is a bit of a challenge to the bottom line of human civilization. I said, “Who told you he’s handsome? ” He said, ” How can you define handsome? ” This question stumped me. At that time, I felt that my nose hairs were short and my knowledge was short. Then I used my remaining sanity to make a final struggle. I said, “But no one has ever defined nose hairs as handsome.” He said, “Is it always so? Is that right? ” At this time, I saw that his nose hairs were a bit like Lu Xun’s two mustaches. But you know that when people are speechless, their first reaction is definitely not to admit their mistakes , but to change the angle and continue to attack. I said, “But your nose hairs are so long , how dirty they are? ” He said, “Nose hairs are the first line of defense of the respiratory system, which can effectively block 60% of the dust and bacteria in the air . Now all these things have been inhaled by you. How can you say that I… Dirty. I really didn’t expect that I would lose both aesthetically and scientifically. That night I went home and reflected for a long time and felt that what I did was really wrong. Because nose hair is different from eyelashes only in the place where they are born. Theoretically, this can be considered regional discrimination. I can imagine that one day when eyelashes touch nose hair , they will definitely look disgusted and say that it is still foreign hair. So the next day I went to him to apologize to him. He trimmed his nose hair and it was obvious that he did not use a professional nose hair trimmer. He just used a nail clipper to trim it. Because his nose hair used to have two tips but now it has two sides. I said if you want to trim it, just trim it cleanly. Why do you have to leave two sides? He said, don’t you think that men look like they have two brushes like this? Don’t you think that’s something? I just finished writing this joke a while ago. During the open mic audition, one time after I got off the stage , a male actor told me not to tell this nose hair joke anymore because it was too disgusting. I said, what basis do you have to define disgusting? Later he told me that your joke will make people feel uncomfortable, so you can’t tell it. I don’t understand this logic. Why can’t you tell it if you feel uncomfortable ? When I was a child, I felt uncomfortable in math class and I never told the teacher about this trigonometric function today. It’s a bit disgusting. Give me a two-person reversal to change the taste. It’s impossible, right? And he told me not to quibble . He said that all the female audiences at the recording site today would not vote for you when they heard you say the word “nose hair”. I said, why do you assume that the acceptance level of female audiences is not as good as that of male audiences? You are judging sisters by your own mean heart, right? He told me that even if the audience at the scene accepts this thing, you will definitely be scolded if you put it online . Then he sent my manuscript to AI (artificial intelligence) and asked it to use the darkest logic to DeepSeek (artificial intelligence assistant). It summarized several public opinion risks for me. The first one is that calligraphy is an intangible cultural heritage. It said that I smeared traditional culture. I might be a Japanese. The second one is that it simulated a A worker in the environmental protection department said that there is not so much dust and bacteria in our air. The third one said that this joke could easily cause diplomatic disputes because there are many people named Louis in foreign countries. After reading it, he asked me if I was afraid this time . I said that this AI (artificial intelligence) is not a real person , but if it is not a real person, a real person will not think deeply like this. He told me that if you insist on talking about this on the show, you have to consider the overall situation because he said that if you talk about this, people will think that talk shows are vulgar. To be honest, I really didn’t expect that talk shows are something advanced. I tell you, I even think that some characteristics of talk shows are like nose hairs in the art world. Think about it carefully. They all have some sharp things that can easily attract other people’s attention. Some people will be offended, but it is also easy to be edited out. My good buddy heard it and said, ” That’s right , just wait for it to be edited out quickly. Then you will be the nose hair of the talk show. I tell you, if you use this segment on the show, you will definitely be eliminated. I don’t know what you think. Anyway, I have prepared a speech for elimination. It’s a pity that I didn’t advance today, but hello to the audience who laughed. Your life will have 7 minutes less of disgust and 7 minutes more of happiness. This is the meaning of expanding the boundaries of comedy. Friends who didn’t laugh, hello too. Although you don’t want to admit it, we are actually the same kind of people. We all have our own persistence in comedy , but you have seen the result. Sometimes persistence does not necessarily have a good result. Many people told me that I chose this manuscript with very high risks . It’s stupid, but I want to ask everyone , is it cool to know that you will fail but still choose to persist ? Cool (very cool) Okay, thank you everyone, I’m Xiaokuai , here for the countdown to locking tickets. Why did I choose this topic in this game? You are nose hair. I’ve been thinking about it for a long time. It’s really like this because I actually like to write this kind of jokes. It seems that there is not much of this genre in China now. Well, that’s not right, because this is actually a very niche track. There is only you on this track , okay? What should this track be called? Xiaokuai, a small handful of track, what is a small handful of sewer? Mr. Luo is extremely concerned about nose hair. We have experienced many stories about nose hair in our lives. For example
, just to say “Summer of the Band”, Mr. Wang Feng sang the kind of intoxicated When the climax came , a close-up shot came over and two tufts of big nose hairs were revealed. It was your beloved teacher Wang Feng. So I originally thought that it would be fun to talk about it in small pieces, but I think you have undergone a complete transformation and your performance is very good. Respect (admiration) Thank you. And because of the nose hair issue, it is not just about middle age. In fact, nose hairs appear in childhood. When we were young, we always plucked our nose hairs. We always plucked our nose hairs and plucked our noses. So , but today when we were talking about it, he suddenly talked about something like cutting off. There were many double entendres and they were very clever. From the perspective of regional discrimination, there
were already many wonderful parts. He always said that someone asked him that person was himself, and then that person must have kept plucking his nose hair. I asked him how he thought about this thing. Some people must find it disgusting. How would you deal with this matter? He kept asking, “Are you the one who is disgusted?” Many people said that many people said that it was very risky to talk about this. In fact, it’s like saying that nose hair is essentially a thinking game. In fact, you can be bolder. The last half of your story is very comprehensive. You have blocked every possible problem. Yes , you got it from DeepSeek (artificial intelligence assistant). So I felt that he was still excited. I don’t know why as a listener, I felt OK at this time , so I didn’t shoot it. Because I think this thing itself is less accepted by people. I want everyone to know that I am not just blindly saying I said this without thinking about anything. I also thought deeply . Yes, it was too deep before I said it. I wanted to show this thinking process. In fact, I really wanted to hear what our screenwriter teacher would think of it. I don’t know, maybe I have listened to too many talk shows, so I want to hear something different. It seems that the more you listen to talk shows , the heavier the taste is, and the more details you watch. Then I think Brother Kuai is indeed playing a certain thinking game as Mr. Luo said , which is to pull a very detailed thing to a height that it should not have. It feels like watching “I Love My Family”. I don’t know why, it feels like someone in it, it feels like Mr. Liang Tian in the show is anxious . He is not only trying to persuade, but also trying all kinds of methods, such as persuading with kind words , insulting, scolding, appealing to reason, and appealing to emotion. They have tried all kinds of methods . I persuaded him not to talk about nose hair. I also felt very uncomfortable listening to the first half of one of them , but the latter part was quite funny. You also accept his reasoning. He later forced the nose hair thing. His angle is also very novel. I really want to shoot this light because it is very boring, but I think A person must be able to enjoy boredom and find joy in boredom. This is the best spirit of a person’s life. This is the “Haojie” among people. Applause to Xiaokuai. But we should also watch Xiaokuai’s performance. Our laughter group is two lights and 20 (tickets) , so he should accept the challenge. Now we have to start the countdown for grabbing the microphone in the spear group . Stand together. Come on, I choose Han Dagou because Han Dagou said before that if I won the championship of the show this year, he would give me his club. So I think I can choose him. He said so. Applause. Welcome Han Dagou. Friends on the first and second floors. Hello, I am Han Dagou. I have been waiting for several years. This is my first time to be on the show. I am very excited. In order to look good on camera, I have been losing weight and taking care of my skin. Of course, I have also shaved my nose hair. Anyway, I don’t believe that humor is a man’s medical beauty. I have a very regular weight loss rhythm in the past two years. I start losing weight after signing up for the show in January every year . I will be notified in May that I can’t be on the show, so I start overeating. It repeats every year . I am a greedy person, so I really want to find a shortcut to lose weight. E-commerce platforms always push advertisements for low-calorie snacks that I can eat during weight loss. I said I am greedy. Here is one. Each one has less calories than an apple. Have you ever seen any spicy food made from yam? I ordered a lot of konjac tripe and even beef jerky made from chicken breast. I eat more now than before I lost weight. My daily snacks are about 37 apples. The doctor dare not stay away from me . Every year, there is a new gimmick. I haven’t finished the previous one yet, and the merchant recommends me to buy the next one. What was popular before, oats, quinoa, buckwheat, and whole wheat ? Anyway, they were all sold to me. They made a whole-wheat biscuit in the shape of sticks. Its advertising copy is “Take it out and grind your teeth when you are hungry.” It sounds very suitable for Han Dagou. I ate it for a month and successfully lost the weight of three teeth. What anti-inflammatory and anti-aging superfood is popular now ? Harvard University is researching weight loss. You can hardly find these foods in China. Avocado, chia seeds , and kale sound like the evolution of Pokémon. They even recommend a whole grain from Africa called couscous. I also have Pika, Pikachu, and I even want to go to Africa to find food. Do you think Africans are thin because they eat these? Wouldn’t they rather starve than eat these? I’ve eaten kale before, and it’s not cheap , just like eating green belts. Later I checked and found that kale was introduced to China in the early days as an ornamental potted plant. So I went to the park to eat unlimited amounts and asked the gardener directly where it grew taller. I took a few bites and the merchant said They like to create false demands for us. The more you want to be lazy , the more things you buy . The more trouble you have to take care of your skin . They won’t even let you be lazy. I feel that there are more pitfalls in so-called exquisite skin care than on my face. I want to learn skin care seriously. I searched for men’s skin care on the Internet and saw a video. He said that there are five steps for men to simplify skin care. After simplifying, there are still five steps . He thinks highly of us men. We only have one step, which is to splash water on our faces. Most boys are very rough. They don’t need to brush their teeth when washing their faces. They don’t even need to bring a mouthwash cup . It can be said that you can’t wash with things, but with your own cup. Those skin care steps are also very complicated for me. Wash your face first , then wipe your face dry with a face towel, and then apply toner on your face. I said that I am redundant. Wipe your face dry and just moisturize. This step is also divided into two products. I don’t know what the difference is between lotion and cream. It’s the same as two talk shows. Maybe both shows think that they are creams with less water. Just washing the face. The marketing of this product is also full of various stereotypes. I feel that men’s faces may be the most difficult thing in the world to clean. Men’s facial cleansers are all focused on strong cleaning. It feels that they can not only be used as facial cleansers, but also as shower gels and toilet cleaners. It is rare to see men’s facial cleansers that are not black. Directly use activated carbon. Isn’t this used to remove formaldehyde? And the most classic volcanic mud. I feel like I have Thanos on my face. Now my prejudice against face washing is a volcano. I feel that men’s facial cleansers are not produced , but mined. Next, we need to explore space. No wonder Musk wants to go to Mars so much , just to find the next raw material for men’s facial cleansers to get rid of greasiness. Musk said that electric cars are easy to make, and American men have to have face. But I don’t understand why women’s facial cleansers are more expensive. I even saw a women’s facial cleanser extracted from rice essence, and it’s not couscous. It has to be used with their rough Rice water is used together and sells for 300 yuan. A set of men’s facial cleanser, volcanic mud, is 29.9 yuan with free shipping . This is the scheme set by capital. I opened “Das Kapital” and saw that Marx said that when capital came into the world, blood and dirty things flowed in every pore. Capital said that it is easy to clog the pores in this situation, so I recommend this deep cleansing facial cleanser. Thank you everyone, I am Han Dagou. Thank you for giving applause to Han Dagou again. At the same time, let’s invite Xiaokuai to return to the stage. The number of votes for Xiaokuai and Han Dagou is 232 for Xiaokuai. Congratulations to Xiaokuai for advancing to the next round . Dagou needs to continue waiting in the waiting area. At that time, I had that nose hair. Although I was against it , I felt it was good in my heart. I supported it at that time. Although I said that your nose hair would definitely not be okay, but I was wrong. But you had too many at the end, and you added another one . It was too much. I was jealous that my brother spoke well, you were just jealous. Either 260 (votes) he doesn’t understand talk show , or 260 (votes) because it was a small promotion , so the shield team will be sent out next. The actor to be sent out by the shield team is very special. He is the type of actor who simmers over low heat. So to listen to his talk show, you need to calm down and listen to him slowly. He talks about his little emotions about this world. Applause. Welcome Sun Shuheng . Hello, everyone. My name is Sun Shuheng . I am 28 years old this year. What is it like to be 28 years old? I don’t know if there are any friends like me who are 27, 28 , and 29. Thank you . At these three ages, you are still young, but you are not that young. Your youth is limited. You are young to the end. Do you understand? Is 28 considered young? It is definitely young, but the youth of 28 is not the same as the youth of 18. Now when someone asks me how old I am, I say I am 28, and he says I am still very young. You can clearly feel that this is a polite remark, and there is no hatred in his eyes You know , when I was 18, people asked me how old I was. I said I was 18, and they said you are so young. I was afraid of losing my identity as a young person. I watched short videos for 10 hours a day , but I still have some internet slang that I don’t know what they mean , and I have to look it up. Have you ever looked up what internet slang means? (Yes) You’re done. You start to learn how young people talk, but it’s useless to learn . The older you are, the fewer internet slang you can use. For example , after the family members’ speechless incident, I can only use it for three months at most. Then I can use something like Zundu and Fakedu, which I have never used before. Then I can use something like I am a milk dragon, and I am ashamed. Oh my god , I am burning the jar. How did you say these words ? In what kind of context can you say such words ? He said when you were young, what does it feel like to be 28 years old ? You are not fresh. Do you understand whether you are fresh or not? You are not bad, but you are not good either . You just are not fresh. I remember when I was fresh, when I was 18, when those internet slangs just came out , I had that kind of gushing out, that kind of fashionable feeling. When I said those internet slangs, that kind of freshness , is there? Yes, yes, yes, my youth is back , I am crying the tears of the times , and 28 years old is not the age you live to be 28. 8 years old is living to 18 years old. 28 (years old) is when you suddenly find out one day that you are 28 years old. 28 years old is not the same as living on 21 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. It is 21 years old, 28 (years old). Two days ago, I watched a TV series and a person said he was 25 years old . I thought I should call him brother. 28 years old is that kind of feeling, you know , you don’t know how to live. In fact, I don’t know how to live since I was 25. It’s like when you are 28 or 29 years old, you do one thing, which is to wait for the arrival of 30 years old. No one gives you life advice. I feel the same embarrassment . Friends who are 34 years old should also have the same embarrassment because they will find a job next year. I am anxious about my age. But I know that some friends who are in their thirties or forties or even older here may say that you are still anxious about your age. When you reach our age, you will know what anxiety is and why you are so energetic. Do you understand? Every age has its own anxiety . Those friends in their thirties and forties have become accustomed to the fact that they are not young. You know, we have just encountered it and we are not very adapted to it. Many things that have been with you all the time are suddenly lost one day and you can no longer find them and the energy is gone. When the energy is gone, you don’t have the energy to chase it. And even the adrenaline is gone , and the metabolism is gone. You just lost these things and you are not very used to it. But your friend in his thirties and forties seems to not care about it at all. The two of them were drinking and he said, “It’s okay if you lose anything, your liver doesn’t care. ” Why do people say that middle-aged people are greasy? Middle-aged people are greasy because they can’t metabolize it . Do you understand? He ate that bowl of noodles with scallion oil at the age of 28, and he still hadn’t metabolized it when he was 36. It can’t be metabolized. Do you understand this feeling? When you reach my age, you will know that many experiences are different. Dating is not as good as when you were 20 or 22. At that time, dating was really pure love . When you were 20 or 22, dating was really pure hormones, pure impulse . The pagoda suppresses the river monster. They just love without considering any consequences. They just love me. To be honest, dating at the age of 22 is similar to dating at the age of 76, right? You don’t have to consider anything , get married, have children, buy a house, or buy a car. You don’t have the ability to do that. The words are the same. Where’s your ex? He ‘s dead. It’s simmered over low heat. The love was too intense. I can’t do it now. When you are 28, you have to start living your life. You have to get along with each other. Accommodate and tolerate each other. You have to be able to provide emotional value. You have to lift the toilet lid. You have to be able to boil brown sugar water because you know for sure that at your age, you are caring. This is your only advantage in the marriage market . The speed of your brain cannot keep up with the speed of this technological society. Can you understand? I remember that it was not like this when I was 20. When I was 20, my brain could spin sparks. I felt that technology was developing too slowly. I felt that technology was really a bit difficult. When I first entered this society , the mobile Internet was booming. At that time, these things had just come out. I was thinking at the time what kind of drastic changes technology would bring to this society ? Online car-hailing, legal black cars, Mobike, OFO (shared bicycles), one couldn’t be ridden, the other couldn’t be ridden, right? At that time, I felt that technology was developing too slowly. It’s not possible now. Now I beg technology not to develop. I’m really tired. I can’t use brain-computer interfaces or AI (artificial intelligence) at all. Now I can’t even open the trunk when I take a taxi. That time I took a taxi on a business trip with a lot of luggage and went to open the trunk. There are 10,000 ways to open it. Some of them require two knocks, some require three knocks, and some require four knocks . Some are inductive, and some have a button. Every time you have to play finger-guessing with the trunk. I asked, “How can you open the car?” If you really can’t open it, you run to the front of the car to ask the driver . I don’t know why the drivers of those special express cars are never willing to roll down the windows or get out of the car to help you open the car . They have to shout at you through the glass. You can’t understand why there is still such a way of communication in 2025. I finally put the luggage on the car and walked to the door, but the door wouldn’t open again. I had to play finger-guessing with the door. I said, “You are really… ” I wonder if technology is just finger-guessing. Friends, the inductive faucets in the mall , and you finally got on. You are very prone to motion sickness when you take that kind of tram . You don’t get motion sickness on gasoline cars, but you do on trams , right? Do you know why you get motion sickness? Because you’ve reached an age and you understand that feeling. You don’t do anything, you just sit here and feel sick about technology. Thank you everyone, I’m Shuheng. Thank you for coming. It ‘s so cool. This ending is great , right? Sun Shuheng’s ticket lock channel is open. Applause again for Sun Shuheng. When Sun Shuheng got it back, I was actually very conflicted . I thought, if you still can’t adapt to this stage in the second show and mess up again, I wanted to prepare a lot of vicious words . I am sarcastic about you , but today’s performance, whether it is the text’s creativity and innovation , or the performance and the breath, everything is impeccable. I am proud of you. Very, very good. Thank you, Mr. Luo , Shuheng. Do you think your status has changed between this round and the last round? Yes, because in the last round, everyone had high expectations of me. In fact, I am not very good at surviving in high expectations . I have never accepted such an environment or social environment. He i (introverted type) and last episode kept saying that he i (introverted type) was very low in his sense of matching . But I think both performances were very good , very good , really good. Is he ? You know , he must believe in himself, because where you are is heaven, and when he came on, I was a little worried because he kept i (introverted type) saying that you can’t let him explode, but the baggage is hard , and Sun Shuheng has that unique sense of blooming . In the front, there was a twist and a bang and it exploded, and that moment we got a lot of cheers. I think you have your own absolutely amazing things, so don’t care about these things, just play yourself well. It’s great. Thank you . I clapped the lights mainly because I’m old enough, and he told a lot of jokes Actually, I think that in my opinion, it is not a joke, but some real pain points. It seems that when I was 28 years old, I did start working after that job. In fact, I have been working every day and it seems that there is no problem. But suddenly when you are 27 or 28 years old, you don’t know which nerve or antenna suddenly starts to work. Every integer will start
to make you think that it seems that I have nothing in my life except some memories of work. I can’t be like this. I think this life is too boring to recall . So I want to change. Then the song I wrote at that time , “If We Don’t Go Crazy, We Will Get Old”, is all about age, right? Mr. Luo is only 53 years old . It’s not appropriate for me to say anything because I am 55 years old, two years older than him. But I never think that there can be complete empathy and complete understanding between generations. But I can empathize with his passage because the 28 years old he talked about is not in a biological sense. 28 years old is not a specific age . Because everyone will feel it at a certain point in life. He feels it at this moment. I feel that my body seems to be aging. The problem is not the key . Life is really unreasonable. I gave my youth but you didn’t give me the same return . Yes, this may be a point that many people are particularly anxious about. So this is what I think is really good about this part. As a 55-year-old or 53-year-old, I can completely empathize with a 28-year-old. Yes, it is a really great performance. It is perfect. Thank you. Let’s see if Sun Shuheng can advance directly after his performance . Because our Laughter Club gave him 40 votes, which is a full score . If Sun Shuheng cannot advance directly, it means that the Mao team will send someone out to challenge him. Let’s start the countdown to grabbing the microphone. Shuheng, your choice is Zhang Jun, right? Okay, everyone is familiar with Jun Ge. Because he travels thousands of miles for performances and tastes delicacies from all over the world , so today he especially wants to talk to you about his understanding of food. Applause, welcome Zhang Jun , come on, Jun, you are so handsome, Jun , everyone, I am Zhang Jun ‘s friend on the second floor. How are you? Hello , everyone. In recent years, people are paying more and more attention to diet. Then a few days ago, I saw two people in a star-chasing post who were always persuading each other to eat something good . It was so exciting. I also like to eat something good. Every time I go to a place to perform, I will try some local specialties , the kind that is only available in the local area . Then These are dishes that are not available anywhere else. But I have a very complicated mentality. On the one hand, I am very curious , but on the other hand, I am very afraid. I think that if a dish is very delicious in the popular sense, it will definitely spread, and then spread to big cities like Shanghai , and then become pre-prepared dishes , but at least it can spread. So if this dish is only available locally, I will feel that , for example, a few years ago when I first came to Shanghai, I found that this place can eat dishes from almost all parts of the world, except West Lake Vinegar Fish . There is no West Lake Vinegar Fish in Shanghai. West Lake Vinegar Fish may have spread there that year and spread back the next day. Free shipping in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai is fast . I don’t know why, it must not be Hangzhou, which is too far from Shanghai, because in Shanghai you can eat Xinjiang cuisine , Yunnan cuisine , Shenzhen cuisine , that is, Hainan coconut chicken, Singapore cuisine, Hainan chicken rice . Hainan is a place with something special. A few days ago, I landed in Haikou and opened Dianping. It ranked first. Northeastern cuisine, dishes from all over the world are flying everywhere. West Lake Vinegar Fish, wait and see. You can’t get a cup of soy milk in Shanghai, not even a drop . They have to fly for more than ten hours from Ethiopia to transport coffee beans to Shanghai. It takes four hours to get to Shanghai on the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed rail. No one delivers a cup of soy milk. What are you afraid of? The soy milk will go bad after it is delivered. Of course, if you really deliver it, you will be complained about on the way. My family also got a stinky car on the high-speed rail. It’s so interesting. Some of my friends in Beijing told me that the best douzhi in Beijing is only in the alleys of the Second Ring Road. It ‘s not available anywhere else. Listen to what they said. It ‘s only in the alleys of the Second Ring Road. There are other places that can’t even get out of the Second Ring Road. Beijingers in the Third Ring Road went to the Second Ring Road to taste the douzhi and stayed there. I suspect that before Beijing , there were only so many rings behind the Second Ring Road. It’s because the douzhi couldn’t spread. Then other Beijingers didn’t leave , so I left. Last year, I went to New Zealand for a performance and tasted New Zealand food. It wasn’t very delicious. They said that New Zealand was a British colony before , so New Zealand food is basically British food. I said I knew British food was terrible, but I didn’t expect it to be so terrible that it had to use imperialist colonization to force others to eat it. Your food is too terrible . Do you need a gun for your mouth ? Wouldn’t it be enough to use some bean paste? If you taste good, you don’t need colonization, because the Sichuan food we ate in New Zealand that time, no Sichuan people went out to colonize, no Sichuan people went out to hold the hot pot, I counted to three, because 7 seconds is old, but in fact, I suspect that the British don’t like British food at all because they often go out to colonize It seems that they don’t want anything else , they just want to go out and eat something good. They all wrote that they wanted to eat some oriental food , so there was a big rice character on the national flag . He wrote it all . I want to eat this. Of course, I think that even if you can’t spread it, you can still spread it as long as you maintain your own characteristics. I watched a documentary before. He said that I went to this place to visit an endangered delicacy. What is that? Without endangered food , food will not be endangered. Endangered food. The last time I saw such a contradictory phrase was in “Wang Pu Zhao Zhao Ren”. Why is this okay? This is a joke that I personally like very much. It means that even if you don’t laugh on the spot and then when you take a shower at night, food will not be endangered without endangered food. No one is shouting on the street to save Peking duck. No one eats Peking duck anymore. Today, everyone in China is prohibited from eating Peking duck . There will be people on the street the next day. I have a batch of fresh Peking duck here. Let’s find a small alley to roll it up. How about it ? Why don’t you say anything? I’m a policeman . Arrested a group of duck-making gangs and seized a batch of duck slices. This is when a hair dryer is used to blow your hair. There is no endangered food , but you banned everyone in China today. It’s OK to eat West Lake vinegar fish. You can ban West Lake vinegar fish. West Lake vinegar and the fish will thank you. Thank you for not using West Lake vinegar fish . You must have characteristics, then you will not be endangered. Because douzhi is still there, it is very special . It is particularly unpalatable , so it has two groups of audiences. The first group is the authentic Beijing grandpas and aunts. They account for a very small part of the total population. They are very niche. They are even more niche than those who play death heavy metal. The other group is tourists like me. How unpalatable can douzhi be ? How difficult can it be to bring a cup to a friend? Of course, I didn’t succeed in bringing it on the high-speed rail. It’s not because someone complained. It was when I was going through security check that he asked me to take a sip. You must have some characteristics, right ? Even if it is douzhi , it is at least healthy. It can reduce internal heat. What is it? It is healthy. You can’t be unpalatable and unhealthy, right ? Jun food is unpalatable, so it is garbage . You must have some characteristics, right? This is also what the director team told me this year. Jun, you must have some characteristics, right? You can’t always tell those observation jokes so calmly. You know, you can’t wait until others go back to take a shower to laugh. Why not? Because we have to vote on the spot. We don’t vote while taking a shower. You want to explode on the spot. You want to explode, you know. The audience likes to watch explosions. You have to get emotional. I say that explosions are not healthy either. Eat less explosions and have a more balanced diet. I am now very annoyed by those explosions. Every time they finish, I get a headache. After they finish, I am now doing an anti-explosion talk show. Thank you, everyone. I am Zhang Jun. Thank you. This couple is so good . It ‘s a bit suspenseful. There is suspense. It’s quite good. Zhang Jun’s ticket lock channel is open. Applause to Zhang Jun. Why is Zhang Jun so obsessed with West Lake vinegar fish and soy milk ? It’s very special, you know? I think you are very special , so others will be curious about you. I found that this round is completely different from the previous round. It is finally a bit unhealthy. The explosion is strange and the house collapsed because Zhang Jun has always been a very strange contestant in my mind. Many years ago, when he first came on stage, you thought this person was very handsome and cool , and he had that kind of nonchalant and rogue spirit. He was also from an educated family and almost studied for a doctorate but gave up. It was very strange. He was very bad in every show. You always have expectations of him. He was a bit Versailles-like and boastful just now . He hinted that he used to speak more advancedly, and everyone would laugh when they got home. I didn’t. I did n’t laugh at all when I was taking a shower , but it was very strange. Others were also handsome guys. That Zihao was bad in every show. Back then, he was When a show is bad, you have no expectations in your heart. You scold two people. It’s like he was suddenly reborn last year . It’s like all his meridians were opened up. Then I was in awe of you. I still feel sorry for you. I have never given up on you psychologically, but I tell you that Mr. Luo Yonghao is a rapper. Is he too harsh? You are just bad. What can I do with you ? It’s not that good today. I want to stand up. It’s really good. This time it ‘s especially good. Thank you. Everything is good . It’s just what I imagined Zhang Jun to be. The emotional state, the performance, the fit between the performance and the content, the tricky angle, all of it , at this moment, don’t you think that kind of nonchalant energy is quite suitable for this content? Everything is right. He is so handsome. Why didn’t he look so handsome before ? We don’t like handsome guys with bad performances, right ? But once he performs, everything is right. The original image, temperament, and those badass handsome things all come out. I am full of expectations. I am very happy, especially happy. Congratulations to Zhang Jun. I think it’s finally blooming. Because every time Zhang Jun actually plays a topic and the angle are actually very powerful , it’s because of that angle , but something is missing No one thought in this direction , only he thought in this direction. Later, he found that he was the only one who thought in this direction. Chunchun, how do you feel ? Let’s talk about West Lake Vinegar Fish. Does everyone dislike West Lake Vinegar Fish? It’s okay for me. Do you like it? Why? I think it’s okay. I can. And I have a very good impression of West Lake Vinegar Fish. When I was a child, there was a movie with West Lake Vinegar Fish. I have a lot of it. Although I haven’t eaten it much , I have a lot of fantasies about the movie “Satisfied or Not”, a black-and-white movie. So you just don’t care about the reaction of your tongue, right? It seems that I have always thought it is very good after that association. But in fact, I don’t seem to have eaten it too many times. But I think it ‘s okay. I eat it every time I go to Hangzhou. Is it true ? Really , you are from a province with great food, how can you like it? But what else does Hangzhou have? Swearing idols and singers are on the hot search. Let’s not talk about it like this. Hangzhou also has the West Lake scenery, which is unparalleled. It’s not the ones in West Lake and Hangzhou , but West Lake Vinegar Fish , Longjing Shrimp by Daming Lake , Longjing Shrimp is okay , but West Lake is indeed lighter in Hangzhou. It is indeed lighter. What else do you think is delicious? There are fried shrimps with oil. Fried shrimps with oil, that’s a lot. What else is there? Everyone, please tell me the name of the dish . Isn’t fried shrimp a Shanghainese dish? McDonald’s does have McDonald’s for West Lake , but don’t force it. I’ve lived in Hangzhou for two years, so you’re live streaming there. It must be a well-known Chinese food depression. People in Hangzhou admit it, so we don’t have to force it. Pickled pork with preserved vegetables is very good, but that’s from Shanghai, right? It’s from Shanghai. Sorry, Jiangsu and Zhejiang . Then among Hangzhou cuisine , as a Chinese food depression, Hangzhou, the West Lake vinegar fish is also a pearl in the depression. It ‘s true. You really like to eat it, right? It’s so low. What’s the point of this? What’s wrong with someone liking a dish? What do you mean by oh? What respect ? No, I’m wondering why it has been passed down. It’s because there are still people like Teacher Chunchun. Otherwise, it should have become extinct. No
, and also because it represents a kind of affluent life to me when I was a child. When I was a child, I watched a movie and there was a very fat lady, a rich lady, who asked me what I would like to order. She said I want to order a West Lake vinegar fish. She said that if I eat alone, one is not enough, but two are not enough. I said she is so rich, so in my impression, it represents a certain kind of affluent life. The fat lady is the same as eating instant noodles, and she can’t finish one cup. Two cups is too much. Right , that’s what I mean . Let’s end the topic about West Lake vinegar fish. Otherwise, why should we talk about this? Now I want to ask Chunchun about Zhang Jun’s performance style and text this time. When I watched it last time, I actually liked Zhang Jun’s style . I have been trying to summarize that style . It is a Q -version cartoon-style performance because he has some expressions , some pauses , and some squats. I even think that he is a bit like “Sesame Street” in my eyes sometimes, so I feel particularly familiar. In fact, the topic of food is not easy to talk about because food is a very individual experience. I like it and I think it is good. Then I am afraid that others will say that the food is terrible. It’s like when a foreigner comes to China and says that you eat chicken feet and preserved eggs . It feels very scary , but it is easy to say it like that. But he said it very equally . I laughed at everything I didn’t like equally. Everything I liked was my liking. I think it’s very good and full of humor . It’s really like he suddenly changed. Zhang Jun, congratulations and thank you for finding the energy. It’s great. Thank you, Mr. Haiyuan, as a screenwriter. I think Zhang Jun’s state today makes this group of duels very suitable for us to discuss creation. Because in my eyes, their texts are very distinctive. Many actors perform based on emotions, but they don’t. They rely purely on what they write and their texts to convey their ideas. They may even have a very niche and tiny emotion or idea. Then they use these things to infect you and convince you, which is actually very difficult. For example, when we write some stalks , it may be a bit like shooting. You may hit one or two rings. Some of your stalks may hit nine or ten rings. That is, you hit it and the audience laughs, but the meaning of the audience’s laughter may be different. Sometimes we may be a little bit disgusted with homophonic stalks. In Li Dan’s previous words, it is because it is easier. It may hit one or two rings , but a good stalk will go beyond the second ring . So I like their texts very much. In my eyes, they are eight, nine, and ten rings, but I see that more and more audiences, including our laughter friends, are appreciating such texts. I am actually very happy with such a performance. Thank you very much . What a coincidence. The text and the special performance style did not expect that the two people would really match each other. Then Shuheng returned to the stage. After the performance of Sun Shuheng and Zhang Jun, let’s take a look at the votes given by the Laughter Friends Group. They were tied. It was mysterious. The votes of Sun Shuheng and Zhang Jun were actually not important to me at this moment, because after the performance, I exchanged glances with Sun Shuheng , and then I said “OK” and he said “OK” , and then we were both very happy. This is the best result. The difference was very close. First of all, congratulations to Sun Shuheng for advancing with 276 votes. Thank you. The difference was eight points. Zhang Jun also scored very well with 268 votes. You have to wait a moment. Congratulations. Very, very good . This performance is now over. Currently, 4 actors have advanced to the Spear Camp, and 13 groups of actors have advanced to the Shield Camp . Currently, the Shield Camp is in the lead. Thank you again to all the actor friends for the wonderful performance . Thank you to the friends in the Laughter Group. Thank you to all the audience friends for their support. I believe that the next show will be even more exciting. Don’t say that our experiences are quite similar . Why did we talk so much today? Because of Lay’s. You found that when we were not chatting, we were eating Lay’s. This day was very lively. We chatted like two hundred people. Who studies this thing ? We can’t stop at all. Let’s go after the shooting. Let’s eat for a while. This quicksand salted egg yolk I haven’t tasted it yet. There are currently 4 groups of actors advancing in the Spear camp and 13 groups of actors advancing in the Shield camp. There are 30 places for advancement and there are currently 13 places left . Is it possible to advance directly? Absolutely. She entered directly. The highest. This is the highest. The first actress to advance directly. “Talk Show and His Friends”. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Let’s go and find Dadao. When I listened to the first half of Dadao today, I actually laughed quite hard. After listening to it, I felt like giving you a hug. Of course, I feel that this hug is not only something I want to give you, I feel that it is also something you give me. Where is Dadao ? Am I blocking the way? I came to find you, but you came to find me . Are you tired? I was very tired . I feel very refreshed when I saw you . Oh my god , what’s this moment like? I feel awkward now. Okay, hello. So you’re not like that backstage. No, if you ‘re not familiar with the audience, you’ll feel awkward. And you’re not an ordinary person either. So what should we do? The two of us can only stroll here like this. Actually, I still want to finish my hug. Is that okay ? Of course you can . Okay, thank you . Thank you . Thank you very much . No , I just think you’re very good and awesome because when you first came out, you were very avant-garde and no one had seen it. There was a lot of public opinion and I thought it was really awesome because only you know that you endured those things and other people would never be able to relate to them. I hope you won’t feel uncomfortable talking to me. No , okay, I’m leaving now. Okay , okay, okay , I like you very much . Okay, okay, bye, bye , thank you for your hard work , everyone.