【EP06上抢先看】沈腾宋小宝一见面就互怼！沈腾爆料宋小宝人缘差？| #麻花特开心第二季 | 沈腾/马丽/艾伦/常远 |优酷综艺 YOUKUSHOW
He Yi, what year was it? 2000. Are you related to Chen He ? No , it’s okay. He just has one more “one” than Chen He. He ’s very outstanding. It’s over. I usually ride a motorcycle. I like riding motorcycles . Then you and Brother Bao have a common hobby. Although my legs are not long enough when I ride a motorcycle, I like it very much . You also like riding motorcycles. I also like riding, right, there are those circumambulations and so on. Let me talk about it first. Because I met Brother Teng at the Macau Comedy Festival last year . It’s exactly one
year since we last met. I missed you a lot in the meantime . I’m also looking forward to today. I’m excited and sleepy. You came so early yesterday and you were sleepy because you got up too early. Excited. It’s because these old friends got together again, right, so I’m very excited. I may be more nervous, but I’m also looking forward to what kind of interesting things will happen next . You are so handsome, why are you nervous? I want to be as handsome as you. I’m not nervous at all. Yes , you see, I have to wear sunglasses. Yes , I’m always nervous. I’m a slow warmer. Yes, slow warmer. It’s okay . We’ll put a stove on it and roast you. You are an I person (introvert), right? Yes, an I person (introvert) I person (introvert) but I will be more E (extrovert) after I get familiar with you . To me, I am a pure I (introvert). Baby, you and I are also the three I (introverts). Yes , the three I (introverts). Yes, yes, yes. I am a pretending E person (extrovert), right? Yes, I am, but I am the kind of person who gets red in my ears and face when I lie . Is it the kind that goes up to my neck ? You see, how can I usually talk and make a fuss? Once I play the role of an undercover, I am useless and can’t tell lies. Yes, your poor acting is not just one person’s problem. Yes, there may be an organization behind you. Come on, brother Bao, read it, read it, dear Mahua friends, welcome to Maya House. For your arrival, the Mahua family is 100% enthusiastic. Let’s see if we are 100%. Our purity is not bad, but Maya House also has its own way of hospitality. Their enthusiasm needs to be won by you. You need to complete the task of cheating a kiss within an hour. The task of cheating a kiss is to let them kiss you. We secretly tricked each member into taking lip prints and didn’t get caught. Does he have to leave a lip mark? It ‘s difficult, I think it’s difficult , in fact, too difficult. How about we fight back? Let’s bite back, okay? We just go into the room and don’t care if he lets us kiss them first . Then we say, “Then you’ll give me one back, right?” Right, didn’t we get it, right? Bao , you’re smart, you’re much better. Think about it, brother, come in first , are you ready? No , you ‘re not ready. Please come in. The door is not locked. You almost got “killed” by this. Which club are you from? Hello, Bao , hello . Kiss brother . Kiss brother . Which club are you from? Kiss me. Hello, sister. Hello , sister . Brother , kiss brother. Come up and ask for a kiss. As soon as Bao entered the room, it was New Year’s Day. I felt like hello, teacher. Hello, sit inside and eat some fruit. They were all washed and eaten. Sit inside. You sit inside. You Is this true? Did you just come back from a foreign country? So open-minded . Western way of greeting. Did you kiss Bao brother just now? You all kissed. I see your lips are all white. I didn’t. I rubbed your white lips from a distance, right? Just
now, you and others, I thought a beard got into your mouth. What happened? There are so many handsome guys in our family . I have never seen such a handsome guy. He is so handsome. He is the youngest handsome guy in Mahua. He is only 19 years old and less than 20 years old. He is just a sophomore . Hello Tutu, hello to you, brother Yong, hello to Bao, I get to know you, know, know, brother, this side is ok, do you have any mission ? He has a mission. Everyone came for a while, and now I reacted. You definitely have a mission, he definitely has a mission, but I didn’t kiss him on the face . Only I didn’t kiss him on the face, so your mission is not completed. Isn’t this the case?
Ma Li, it’s really not, it ’s really not a mission , why What’s wrong with me? How did my enthusiastic behavior become something that you guys should do? You are right to be enthusiastic, but you never asked me to kiss my cheek. Right ? That’s not right. Why don’t we have any missions? What’s your mission ? But I don’t know. I thought I just had good popularity. How could that be possible ? How could I have popularity without popularity ? I know that Brother Bao’s mission is to see if everyone dislikes him or not. He dislikes him or not. My younger brother dodged me twice. He dodged me twice. Who did he do? He collected everyone’s kisses and lip prints. We did collect quite a few lip whites and I threw a lot of powder on my face. It’s over. They are too smart, too smart. They just moved by themselves. I made one and who did I make when I came in. Who did Xiao Ai ‘s younger brother kiss? I didn’t return it. He didn’t move at all . He was embarrassed. Announce it, then announce it, brother. That is, we need to trick everyone into giving us lip prints within an hour . Real lip prints , real lip prints . Otherwise, my eyesight is so poor that I will “kill” you. That is, if we win, we can designate you to do one thing. If we lose, we can designate us to do one thing. Then we will designate you. You lose. Do we dare to say what the punishment we mentioned before is? What punishment is it? If we win, then let them do push-ups collectively. Eight people can work together. For example, I ask you to do 100, 500 , 500. I dug a hole for myself. That’s not it, brother Bao, you should punish yourself, right? Then punish yourself. You are so cruel, come on, come on, 500 , I’m counting your heads. There are 500 for the three of us and 200 for them . There are only three of them, so they can do whatever they want. Really do it. Then what are you going to do? Let’s finish it. Let me share some of the burden for you. Okay, then you share some of the burden for us. Brother Teng wants to share fifty . Fifty, I am sure I can do it. Is it true or not? Fifty is very easy. Brother Teng, fifty push- ups, is that what push-ups are? It’s the hand-washing. Is that a big deal ? Fifty and fifty are nothing. Fifty and fifty are nothing. Are you really, Brother Teng, fifty push-ups, is that a big deal? Brother, when was the last time you did it ? I was a child. It must be when I was a child , but it wasn’t. But it was indeed fifty push-ups. I can share the burden for you. Let me try. I haven’t done it for many years. Come on, let me see what Brother Teng’s standard movement is like . It is definitely standard. Let me see if it is standard or not. It is very standard . Two, three, four, six, seven, eight, nine , okay.