阿咻吐槽视频开会员机制，屏幕前的朋友要开会员才能看见我骂会员！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hello, friends on the second floor, hello, friends on the first floor. You all have worked hard. Thank you, thank you everyone. My name is Ah Xiu . I have a very stubborn personality , so you can call me Xiu Jian (Xiu Jian). Yes . The only second dimension that exists in this scene. The stubborn thing about me is that I insist on being a zero-氪 player on the Internet. Zero-氪 means resolutely not spending pocket money. I was not like this before. Once I watched the theatrical version of “Detective Conan”, and it actually required membership. Friends, I have these glasses, this hairstyle, and this height. Little Conan, I tell you, I look at my own IP (image) , and it actually requires me to be VIP (member). I can’t open it if I don’t give it out. I decided to borrow it. I asked my friend to borrow one and I was watching it. He suddenly sent me a message saying, “I can’t log in. What video did you watch?” Then I found out that the platform has a rule that ordinary members cannot log in to two devices at the same time . His account was frozen. I paid him thirty yuan. Thirty yuan was the money for two meals . From then on, I swore that I would never spend money on membership again. Later, I watched a drama that was also a mystery drama , but it was not like Conan. It was Conan Nan. I liked it very much , but I didn’t have the money to buy a membership at that time. I deliberately compared it. The platforms at that time all did not require membership. You can wait for a week to watch it or watch a five-minute advertisement. There is no problem. I don’t have a job. I have plenty of time. I only have time. What’s the point of waiting for a week? I’ll wait for you for a month, but that platform didn’t give me any chance. It loves its members too much. It made me this life . It was the first time I saw episode one or two free, episodes five, six, seven or eight free, and episode three and four VIP (membership) episodes. I said, it’s not a serial drama . I watched episode one or two normally. I said it was good. Then I clicked on episode three and there was no picture and a QR code popped up. I thought it was an ad. I watched it for five minutes before I realized it was asking me for money. I said, ” Can you do this? I won’t watch episodes three or four . I really won’t watch them. I won’t watch them if you want to pay. The fifth episode is free. I’ll watch the fifth episode. Isn’t this a mystery drama? I can also make inferences. Then I clicked on episode five and prepared to start my inferences and keep up with the rhythm. The fifth episode started with a girl preparing to jump off a building. I’ve never seen her before . It’s very tricky. You don’t know why . It’s just a strange face. Really, I’m not kidding you. When I opened episode five, a girl in a white skirt was standing on the rooftop preparing to city jump (city jump) and was about to jump. At this time, the camera began to move downwards. There were more than 20 people standing downstairs, and no one went to save her. I said I wanted to save her no matter what. I wanted to get into the screen to save her and then ask her what happened in episodes 3 and 4. I was really a little angry at that time, but I didn’t have money to lose my temper, so I used other things to infer. I found that I couldn’t watch the entire three or four episodes , but I could watch the trailer . The trailer was 30 seconds , I said no problem, 30 seconds was enough for me to infer , I clicked it and it was said to be 30 seconds. I didn’t click on the trailer . There was not a single second of picture. I watched 30 seconds . The screen was full of barrages. The same sentence: poverty brought us together . I didn’t know until I am a little allergic today . I can’t stand the word “membership”. One day I saw a TV commercial that said membership juice. I said no, membership didn’t give me any good fruit, so I wanted to find a free membership. Why can’t we make some free memberships ? Learn about reading software. Do you know what the mechanism of reading software is? No one has read a book. Well, it’s like this . If you read books for 21 consecutive days, you will be given a membership. How great, friends, it’s very humane, because it really tests human nature . Zero-氪 players like us only have time. I can’t get a membership. I won’t hate you, I will only hate myself . But really, if you persist in reading for 21 days, you will succeed in whatever you do. You don’t lack the money, for example, someone like me I checked it out that day. I registered for 1,300 days and read for 70 minutes. I only read for three seconds every day. A brand new genre. Just look at the cover. You don’t need to read the content because I can infer. I know that my article has no reversal or counterattack. Even the friends in front of the screen have to become members to see me. I scold the members . It’s true. I even think that I can be more ruthless when broadcasting. The actor in front of me has a joke VIP (member) and the actor behind me has a joke VIP (member). My part is free. If you don’t become a member, you can watch my A Xiu pure enjoyment version. It’s very good to give everyone a message. Poverty makes us meet, but we are not alone. Thank you everyone, I am A Xiu. A Xiu. Countdown to lock the ticket Thank you. I can really relate to this . Didn’t you buy a membership? I bought it for three months and then cancelled it after I finished watching what I wanted to watch . But I can relate to another point that she didn’t mention. I believe that many viewers may have had this feeling. That is, have you ever signed up for this membership ? It’s easy to pay , but once you want to cancel , you don’t know where to cancel. It’s very difficult to find the entrance , so I still have n’t found the way to cancel. I hesitated a little just now, but I still took the photo . But what I mean is that I originally thought that I might not be able to empathize with her , but she is very interesting. That’s it. If this thing is not told well, In fact, she may seem pretentious , but she speaks very cutely
, but she speaks very cutely and sincerely , and she is not miserable , which is the most valuable. What you said about that barrage, is that true? It is true that poverty brings us together here , and then I borrowed a membership at that time and clicked on the VIP (membership) exclusive. It is wealth that brings us together , and you know that sometimes I will compete, so I will watch the advertisements , I will finish watching it, but I will not watch it, I will wait for it to pass, and then I will watch the main film. If I can wait, I will wait, I can wait for you for a month. I think that what she played today is actually very aggressive, but it sounds very interesting and cute, and I also hope that because the light at the end is hesitant , but I I feel that if she has such brainpower and such discovery, I hope to see more of her works . That’s it. Thank you. Because we have reached the general ranking competition , we will immediately see the score of each actor after their performance. Now I will tell you the reference score of Axiu. Seven’s score is 242 votes. So if Axiu can get 242 votes, Seven, you have to go back to the first floor from the second floor. If Axiu does not reach 242 votes , Seven will keep that position. Now let’s take a look at the number of votes Axiu got. I didn’t expect it to be only 206. I didn’t expect it either. It’s a pity that Axiu did not reach 242 , so Axiu will go back to the waiting area first.