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Hello everyone, I am Bu Jingyun . Hello, it’s been hard work. I particularly hate some common sayings , such as a woman is like a wolf at 30 and a tiger at 40. I am 35 years old this year and as fierce as a wolf. If that’s true, then it’s normal for me to talk about tigers and wolves today . To be honest, I ‘m not here to perform today. I’m here to confess. Some time ago , I cheated on my wife. In my dream , you were so scared that you didn’t dare to breathe. I was just about to say that I “killed someone”. You all can understand it , and some people even think that “killing someone” is normal. I don’t know why I had this kind of dream . I watched a movie the other day and I dreamed of him at night, but I was afraid that it would be bad for him if I told him about it. But I was afraid that it would be bad for him if I told him about it . After all , this kind of dream is not something that someone actively wants to participate in, so let’s call him Yan for now. After waking up, I was glad that it was just a dream. I said that we were married, and then I started to blame myself for waking up so early, but that dream was too real. It was so real that my first reaction when I woke up was guilt, but when I turned my head and saw my husband snoring beside me with his mouth open, my guilt turned into anger in an instant, and I pushed him awake and asked him what was wrong? I said it was urgent, so he should get up and go to the gym. Does this count as mental cheating when I had this kind of dream and started to dislike the other person? I searched for cheating on the Internet and found a bunch of public accounts that analyzed many reasons why men and women cheated. The article said that men are more likely to cheat when they are successful in their careers and get carried away, and they are also more likely to cheat when they are sensitive and fragile in low periods. In general, men are more likely to cheat . Of course, the article also said that it is not right for women to cheat, but behind the analysis of a bunch of reasons for women’s cheating , it added a word “unfaithful to women’s virtues” and I didn’t know what the virtues of women were . I felt that I could not walk this path because temptation is really hard to resist. Even if it is a dream, I will think about it over and over again. I even wanted to have this kind of dream for two days. I thought too much and felt that this was not right. Then I drank coffee like crazy for two days and tried not to sleep to reduce the chances of meeting Yan. But you have no idea how worth remembering Yan is . That dream was long ago but I still remember it clearly. In the dream, he wore an unbuttoned white shirt and held my hand and said affectionately , “Yun,” ” In fact, I like you. ” I said, “Yan , no, I still have to be a good wife,” but he didn’t listen. He confessed to me crazily and the atmosphere was just right. I even started to make excuses for myself in the dream . I said, “It’s not my fault. Others are like this, and it would be a bit rude for me to refuse again. Besides, how can the yellow-faced man at home compare with these men outside? Otherwise, I’ll take a look at his abdominal muscles first. After all, I had only seen this thing quietly on my phone before. I said, “Yan , come here.” I woke up when I dreamed of this. I woke up at the right time and I was so angry that I hurried away I lay down and wanted to take a nap. I said, Yan, don’t leave in a hurry. I was too excited and couldn’t fall asleep. I lay on the bed and began to reflect on myself. I admit that I am a very lustful person , but don’t worry, a woman confessing these will not cause any harm to the world. No matter how lustful I am , I will not cause panic among the male group. I can go to the boys’ toilet to take pictures secretly. I can go to the balcony to steal men’s torn underwear. If I like men with good figures, I will follow and attack those men who run at night. The night running group was forwarding my photos crazily, saying that everyone should pay attention to this woman and don’t wear tight vests when going out recently. Brothers, try to go out together at night. Men who do n’t will not buy a few pairs of high heels and put them at the door because they are afraid of me. I have no offensive power. I can’t even see any handsome guy on the street. I will go up to him and verbally harass him. If he dares to resist If anyone refutes me, I will beat him up in the street and finally call him a mental patient. I know that a woman saying these things on stage already looks like a mental patient. I can understand it because the education we received since childhood is very obscure. I have been instilled with the fact that the most important things for women are reputation and chastity . When I was a child, I heard my grandma say the word chastity for the first time and I was confused. I said, “What kind of exercises are these?” I thought women have to do two sets of exercises every day . After I grew up, I learned that there is a difference between chastity and eye exercises. Eye exercises are more useful (yes). In fact, I wanted to be honest on stage a long time ago about my lust. I think women’s desires are too shameful, so I have to talk about it until it is desensitized . When one day you hear some women’s movements , your first reaction is not to find out the truth , but to express understanding and say that women are indeed It’s OK , it’s OK . A few days ago, I watched a documentary about a very young girl who jumped off a building because of pornographic rumors. Every time I see this kind of news, I feel very uncomfortable. I think it’s too easy to spread pornographic rumors . It would be great if it was so easy to be the one being spread rumors. It’s already 2025, and robots can go into space. And there are still people who want to die for the word chastity. How magical! I seem to see robots with bound feet going into space. Now, if someone still asks you, do you know what is the most important thing for a girl? Live and wait for the word chastity to become something in history textbooks and be put in museums with those murder weapons that have killed people. Things like Green Dragon Sword, Crescent Moon Blade, and Chastity. Children passing by will still ask what chastity is and why there is nothing . You said you are right, it was nothing in the first place. Thank you. I am Bu Jingyun. Thank you everyone, Sister Bu (Sister Bu is so cool) (So handsome) Bu Jingyun. The countdown to locking the tickets is good . It’s a double pressure. It’s both the pressure of the competition and the long wait for the competition. The last performer can give us the whole The second stage of “Talk Show and His Friends” comes to an end. Thank you again to Bu Jingyun. Thank you everyone. I actually cried a little. Thank you because for me, this may be the ultimate emotional expression in public. I am not the kind of person who can fully release my emotions in front of many people. For me, this is already the extreme . She touched me deeply. I am so happy to see Bu Jingyun on this stage . You have been transforming and growing into such a beautiful person. I am so happy for you. Thank you so much for many points just now. I just saw Shanhe wiping tears over there. I think all the girls will feel sad, warm and encouraged after seeing it. I think it’s great , so thank you. Thank you to all the girls (great). It’s very touching . I was laughing all the time in the first half , and then in the second half, I believe that me and Lu Yu The feeling is similar. Of course, I started shooting the lights relatively early. During this process, I always felt that I didn’t have enough lights and wanted to have more lights because there were so many things I wanted to shoot. I was very excited. The whole segment made my blood boil. This year , it was this show . No one wouldn’t cry. I’m not the kind of person . I’m just a little excited. Today is the only show I’ve participated in in all these years. I saw many familiar old contestants achieve a complete transformation and climb one, two, three steps. This kind of transformation has been the most in a single show. I can’t believe it . It’s like a dream. Today, I felt that Bu Jingyun had been reborn last year . I didn’t expect that in just one year , she climbed three or four steps on the original level of rebirth. So I was very, very surprised today . What I especially want to say is that in recent years, there have been more and more female contestants on our stage, so there are more and more works with a feminist perspective. There are so many of them that it’s a bit like the track about the poor guy or the track about the wife teasing the husband and the husband teasing the wife. Many topics have been talked about too much . Feminism was missing in the past few years , but it has been particularly common in recent years. However, she has completely found a very novel and completely groundbreaking angle to satirize this matter from beginning to end. But I really don’t know why we all want to clap our hands until they are numb. It ‘s really very, very good. Thank you, Mr. Luo. I would like to add that I particularly agree with what Mr. Luo said, but I would like to say that because women account for half of the human race , the female perspective is actually the human perspective. She is a spear, right? The last sentence hits all the points. At that moment, my head jumped. It ‘s very beautiful. Sometimes I feel that some things in these years are nothing. At that moment , I felt too shocked. Because what I pursue all the year round is just to be happy , but I can feel this kind of shock at this moment. I feel grateful for your performance and grateful for life that brings me to this place to see your performance. Thank you, thank you four teachers. Every time when an excellent talk show actor brings an excellent performance, we will discuss one by one . I really like the topic of this track, which is Spear and Shield . Is the talk show an acute angle , a right angle or an obtuse angle ? In fact, it doesn’t matter what angle it is. In any angle, you can find the scope it covers , the people it touches , and the depth of the touch. Thank you again Bu Jingyun for the wonderful performance. Then let’s take a look at the final score that Bu Jingyun got. Seven (Seven). I have a hunch, please prepare to go downstairs. Great applause to Bu Jingyun. I didn’t expect that the last one would directly advance again.