第5期下：魔性中专师傅他又来了！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2

第5期下：魔性中专师傅他又来了！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2

Come on, applause, welcome Xiaoqi. Hello everyone, I’m Xiaoqi. I ‘m from Northeast China. I’m from Fuxin, Liaoning. Have you heard of this city? (No) Well , then I haven’t heard of Shanghai either . I don’t like Fuxin very much because there are no young people and no entertainment. I don’t know if the only bar in Fuxin is serious or not because it sells spicy hot pot. There is no werewolf shop. They only kill werewolves in their lives. Aging is very serious. There are a lot of old men and women in the square chatting every day about who died last night. The housing prices are also very magical . The house I bought in my hometown now is worth 30,000. I bought it for 100,000. It’s amazing. It’s not very cheap, but it falls very quickly. I comfort myself by saying that there is one advantage of a 100,000 house, that is, the maximum compensation is 100,000. Who would have thought that this house is leaking and the downstairs wants 8,600 from me. I said I’ll give you the house and I’ll flood you twice. It’s hard to find a house in a big city. I complained to my friends, do you understand? I was in Shanghai and said my house was too cheap, 30,000 for 60 square meters. He said the total price was 1.8 million. I said the total price was 30,000 , so cheap. My toilet was only 32,000. What did I mean by that? My whole family, my mom and dad , don’t live in a more expensive place than your dad . They didn’t understand. I bought that house for 30,000 in my hometown. One year I was short of money and wanted to sell it , but I couldn’t. They probably didn’t understand why someone would be short of 30,000. It’s not like winning 30,000 by playing mahjong. Some people are so smart that they think they know finance and give me that kind of crooked trick. You mortgage your house and don’t pay back the money. Once the bank takes the house away, it’s equivalent to selling it. I said, how can I I paid 7,800 RMB for a house worth 30,000 RMB , and the bank said I could pay 360 RMB a month. I said I didn’t pay it back, and six months later I became a deadbeat with 2,100 RMB in arrears. I don’t like taking the high-speed rail , and there are no jobs for young people in Fuxin. As a result, my father thinks that there is only one kind of job in the world , which is to get into the system. Do you know what it means to get into the system in Northeast China? It feels like I have instantly changed from a person from Fuxin, Liaoning to a Beijing kid. I really don’t understand. My father tried to spend 150,000 RMB to get me a job at a highway toll station when I just graduated. I paid 1,800 RMB a month. I asked him why he paid 150,000 RMB for 5 houses and earned 1,800 RMB. My father said it was a stable iron rice bowl. I thought 5,800 RMB is an iron rice bowl. 1,800 RMB That’s called an ear pick . They do it because it’s iron. I think they do it for face, do you understand? Because I want a stable job that pays 1,800 yuan instead of 150,000 yuan. I can find a job that pays 3,000 yuan. I told my boss that I only want 1,800 yuan and we can be stable. Even if the boss’s business goes bankrupt , he has to take me with him because it’s hard to find such a fool. In order to convince me, he drove me to the highway toll station to see and said, “Look, this job is easy and simple. I’m not going to hide it from you, friends. Have you seen some highway toll collectors? The camera is on and every action is strictly required. The smile is very weird, right? A car drove over and he said, ” Have a safe journey ?” I was shocked at the time and said, “What is he laughing at? What does it mean?” He wanted to tell me , “Look, I have 150,000 yuan and I can’t spend it. Do you think I’m stupid?” But even though I cursed like that , you can tell from that imitation that I did do that job , but I didn’t spend that money. The swindler who asked for 150,000 was arrested, but after I went there, I found that I was not suitable for this job at all because it had very strict management and I have ADHD. I’m sure you have noticed that I can’t even talk without shaking my head. The next day I started working, I was reprimanded for picking my hand. My friends couldn’t believe it and asked, “You were picking your boss’s hand . It’s there when you shake hands. ” And I was particularly afraid of being a substitute . I worked for 18 hours straight. How did your friends feel? There were a lot of cars that day. I felt that my apple muscles were strained from laughing, and I immediately grew eight apple muscles. Later, they began to tremble because they were exhausted. The driver was scared when he looked at me because I smiled at him like that. Is anti -fatigue driving so strict? I thought, if I’m like this and I still spend 150,000 to get a regular job, I might as well steal 150,000 and go to jail. Friends, I calculated that the second one is more cost-effective. I stole 150,000 and was sentenced to at most 6 years in prison. It took 7 years to get my money back. In prison, I can still make money by operating a sewing machine. Although I’m not on the payroll, I have a number. If my dad dares to ask I asked why I was in jail. I said it was stable and I could watch celebrities. I thought stability was the only benefit of this job. In the second year I worked there , I was replaced by ETC (electronic toll collection). They asked me to call and sell ETC (electronic toll collection) every day. I felt humiliated because I was not replaced by artificial intelligence, so ETC (electronic toll collection) is not smart. This thing has been around since the early 2000s . I felt that the wheel of the times had driven 5 kilometers and then turned around and ran over me. There are still young people in Fuxin who can kill you. So when did I decide to quit this job and do talk shows ? I went to visit my grandfather’s grave and found that life is unstable and full of surprises. According to local customs, I put on a speaker that plays 24 hours a day. Then I went again the next day and it ran out of power. It changed from the Namo Amitabha to noisy. I said it was too scary, but I suddenly realized that if I stayed in Fuxin, I would be the battery in the speaker. I would run out of power in one position. So I don’t want to be a battery, I want to be a firework. I think when I die, my ashes should be made into fireworks and set off for me. I guess my children will still be talking about my dad doing talk shows all his life. It finally exploded and I must make them remember it. I also need to put a speaker in my mourning hall to prevent it from running out of power and become voice-activated. When someone comes to play my classic jokes, the children come to see me, kneel over there and say, ” Dad, I’m here to see you. Are you haunted? It’s too scary. Run away. Have a good trip. Thank you everyone. I’m Xiaoqi . Bye . Brother Qi has one more light than Maodou, so I think he should have won. Let’s countdown to Xiaoqi’s ticket lock. Let’s give applause to Xiaoqi again. Xiaoqi is good at writing , and his performance adds a lot of points to him . Then when I was watching him speak, I actually imitated his head shaking several times. Xiaoqi, are you like this usually or is it a style you have when you perform on stage? I will shake my head when I’m excited , that’s right. If you take a shower with a showerhead, just hide from the showerhead so that you can’t get wet. He ‘s especially like a rapper. He needs his own flow (rhythm). He needs to use gestures to control and emphasize his rhythm. Your style is especially suitable for performing in India. He keeps shaking his head. Xiaoqi will be more popular in India. Xiaoqi, you are talking about highway tolls today. What other jobs have you done? I actually worked in that photo studio, retouching photos for children photographers and doing photography design. Then I also worked as a carpenter and a hairdresser. You are this, your buddy went, yes , and the hand-clasping was also real. Our predicament was very similar to when we were drinking. I worked late every day in the studio and earned 2,000 yuan a month. He also worked late at the toll booth. He was far away from home, so we empathized with each other. How did you get on the talk show stage ? There was one time when I was a legal person and a legal person pharaoh. I was in a photography studio and I opened one . At that time, I lived in the studio and worked. There was only one mattress in my studio . Every day I woke up from the mattress, walked to the workstation and started working. After finishing the work , I played for a while and went back to the mattress to sleep. I started a business.
Sometimes I didn’t go out of the house for a week , and I felt very lonely . There was an echo when I spoke because it was too empty. Then I checked the Internet for some talk show performances or activities, and then I went to them. Then I gradually realized that starting to talk show was equivalent to a process of self-rescue. Isn’t it like saving yourself? Yes , I think he is still far from his best condition this time , but even so, he is still super strong. Xiaoqi is A performer who dares to roll around on the stage. Isn’t it that ordinary actors have to learn to liberate their nature in the early stages? It feels like he was liberated in the womb. I came out like this. The delivery was like, “Mom, I’m here.” You have been a social bull since you were a child, right? Yes, since you were a child , you have been asked to stand up and perform at the drinking tables in Northeast China. Not at the drinking tables of your parents, you were asked to stand up and perform. The child can feel the texture of the TV series from his text, just like the very popular “The Long Season” and “Moses on the Plains” before . Because on the stage of ordinary talk shows, the Northeast is just a background and an accent , but I think Xiaoqi made me imagine that it is the feeling of the Northeast. Xiaoqi’s article seems to be a very special one because the Northeast is so special. I believe he is a person with rich literary accomplishment . He talked about the real estate in that place . That place is actually an empty city . The young people have left and only the elderly are left. That’s all . In fact, you have seen it in the drama before. I have been in Fuxin for four years. Although Shenyang is not that prosperous , I will still be shocked when I enter Fuxin because the urban environment of Fuxin at that time was indeed Actually, it is relatively less developed. Shenyang has a subway. Fuxin has few buses. I was not used to it when I entered that city. It is what I said in my joke . I was going to perform in Chengdu on June 10th and she was going to play in Chengdu. We didn’t discuss it. The later stage happened to be recorded during those days . Then we bumped into each other. She said she would accompany me on a trip. I was very happy about it. I thought she would only be eliminated in two episodes. You traveled with me. How fast did you do it? My son is so talented. Thumbs up. Thanks again to Xiaoqi for his wonderful performance. We also invited Maodou to return to the stage. It’s really hard to say. They are all very good. Who will Entering the next round , let’s take a look at the scores of the two. This is very exciting and full of suspense. What do you think of Xiaoqi? 40 votes. I think Maodou Maodou (bad) 8 votes. Very close. Sit for a moment. Maodou 278 votes. Congratulations to Maodou for entering the next round. The shield group is haunted again . Thank you, brother Dou . Thank you, Xiaoqi 270 votes. Wait in the waiting area for a while. I’m tired of fighting. I’m tired of waiting . That’s great. 270 is also okay. Come on, the one who is about to appear. His characteristics are very obvious. His jokes are very lifelike , and he has such meticulous observations and expressions of life itself . Applause, welcome , haha , hello, everyone. I am. Haha. Cao. A while ago , a big little thing happened in my family. What was it? When we were cleaning, my wife found a love letter in my old schoolbag . What kind of expression is that? A prince cannot be loved by anyone, right? Of course, it’s not a love letter in the traditional sense. When I was in adolescence, I had a classmate who asked me if I had never received a love letter. I said, “Yeah,” and she said, “Then I’ll write you one tomorrow and you should write me one tomorrow. ” This doesn’t feel like a love letter. It’s more like a reciprocity. When I was in adolescence, no one actually called me a handsome guy. They all called me a fat guy, even though there were fatter people in the class. But I was assigned the nickname Fat Brother , so I thought that no one would really write me a love letter. I was very worried. So I wrote it the next day. When she received my love letter, she pretended to be surprised and said, ” Thank you Fat Brother, thank you for your love . ” But I still wanted to focus on my studies. I was afraid that she would use Fat Brother to turn me into a passionate Fat Brother. In order not to affect her studies , I would have to transfer to another school. I still thought too bad of people. None of this happened. The next day, I received this love letter, the only one I have ever received in my life. She folded the letter into a small square and drew flowers on the cover . Yang Yunduo also wrote a line of small words in blue pen. She wrote that she wanted to pack up the blue sky and white clouds and send them to me . Actually, you said that if you sent this thing , it would be hard for me to prove that I didn’t receive it. You said that this was not practical, so just send these things. Her letter was quite romantic. She said that she liked to listen to the sound of my voice when I spoke. I can’t go on. If you do this, I said that my voice is magnetic and she hopes to hear my voice every day. If you do this, there will be another big one later. I’ll tell you. She also wrote that she likes to watch me sleeping on the table during class. She likes to see my pouting mouth. She said that my lips are very It’s dry. I don’t know how it feels to kiss it. Actually, I didn’t dare to believe this letter because it was written in a humorous way. But I didn’t throw it away. I kept the blue sky and white clouds in my schoolbag . It’s been almost 20 years. I always regarded it as proof that someone loved me until I learned how to love and be loved. Until my wife found it. We were doing a big cleaning at home. I put a garbage bag on the coffee table. My wife put the envelope on the coffee table. It was obviously a small letter. I felt a thump. She asked me what it was. Wait a minute, I’ll get you a lipstick. I see your lips are a little dry, husband. When a cat catches a mouse, it won’t eat it directly. It will play with it first. I definitely couldn’t tell her the truth. I said this was the only love letter I’ve ever received in my life. This was proof that I was loved during my adolescence. I definitely couldn’t tell her this. At that time, I really wanted to destroy the evidence. I said, “I don’t know what this is . These potato chips. Would you like to have some? Don’t you want to chat or share some Lays? The crispy chips are Lays’ new garlic flavor, “garlic”. I beg you, let’s talk about Lays, okay? ” Later, she broke the awkwardness first . She said it seemed like a love letter. I said, “I remembered that there was such a letter. I had found it before . I was at that time. ” I wanted to throw it away but couldn’t find a trash can. Then my wife asked me a question that only a woman who has watched “The Legend of Zhen Huan” 70 times could ask. She asked me whether I should keep it or not. My first reaction was that I could keep it, so I wanted to frame it at home. Later I realized that I couldn’t keep it. I was quite straightforward and tore it up in front of her. I tore it into pieces to the point that I was sure that I couldn’t put it back together even if I went to the trash can at night. My wife was so cute. She even said that it would be bad to tear it up . She just said that she didn’t want to stop me anyway because she was standing there motionless. I think I really need to make a break with the past. I realized at that time that adult love is no longer a multiple-choice question, it is a proof question. I have to tear up this certificate that I have been loved to prove that I love her. Seeing my wife so happy, I feel that everything is really worth it. It’s just a love letter . Just tear it up, it ‘s okay anyway, I have memorized it. Later when we talked about this, she said that there is really no need to tear it up, you can really keep it. I asked her again, I said, what would you do if I found your love letter one day, and she said you can’t find it. When I was talking about this manuscript, I was actually worried. I was not worried that everyone would think that my wife and I were not in a good relationship. What I was most worried about was that if my desk mate saw this part on TV and tagged me in the classmate group that had not been active for more than ten years , she said, “Fat brother, you won’t take it seriously, right?” Thank you everyone, I am the sentimental fat brother. Thank you everyone for seizing the last voting time to cast your precious votes for Haha Cao’s performance. Haha Cao’s vote lock channel is open. Because I love Haha Cao too much, I like him very much , but the whole process sounded warm, cute , and a little sad, and then it was that kind of sour and sweet story, a sour and sweet story, because at the beginning I just remembered your expressions at the beginning And those feelings, we all felt that energy, it was very cute, and Teacher Luo was very happy to listen to it. This is because I was sitting here just now and kept thinking about the script. If it wasn’t for someone as cute and popular as you telling it, others might find it a bit disgusting. But when you were telling it, it was extremely harmonious and very likable. I really think the density of the jokes is not enough, because you have the qualities that make people like you, and this thing can easily touch the heart, so everyone listened to it happily. And just now, when Teacher Lu Yu and I looked at each other, we didn’t say anything, but our eyes should be the same. I felt that 3 lights were more appropriate , and 4 lights were a little worse. Then I hesitated for a long time and I thought I should be the bad guy. So I believe that many people will like this when it is broadcast, haha. Cao said that the fat man didn’t look like a dad, and there was no clapping light . Is the topic too far away from his age ? A barrage above said that it was exactly the same as what I thought. It’s very interesting to share a piece of knowledge with everyone . There is a song that you can search online. The name of the song is “Cold Lover”, right? Thank you Cool lover. “Cold Lover” is sung by a famous rapper named Haha Cao. It’s about a man who has a conflict with his lover. He is very painful and tells his lover all his inner thoughts . But I never thought in my life that I would hear words like “snail noodles” in a love song. He wrote that I was worried that a motorcycle would hit you. I was sitting in the snail noodle shop, smoking one cigarette after another. There was no smoking indoors at the door. We don’t smoke indoors in Changsha. I said it wrong. Then he kept sending you text messages and WeChat. Come and repeat it to us or sing a part. Come and sing a part. Rapper, sing a part. When was this song released? I ‘m really grateful for last year’s show. In the first episode, didn’t I talk about myself as a rapper? After that, Tencent Music and QQ Music came to our studio to sign our album . Stu dio (Studio) Right, this was the first song I wrote at that time. Can we listen to a clip of it? This is also a rap, right? It’s good to sing dryly, right? Because rap requires a cappella, a cappella. Let’s do a clip of it, right? It’s raining outside the window . I hope you’re like me. I’m thinking of you. I’m catching a plane in the morning through the clouds. I want to see you . I need courage and a burning heart. You said a few words. I played a comedy in a tragedy. I didn’t chase you this time. I watched your back slowly fade away. My heart was broken. I was worried that the electric car would hit you . I can’t remember how many times I saw your cool back. I sat in the snail noodle shop, smoking one cigarette after another. It’s not Mr. Lu Yu’s fault if I didn’t write it clearly, but you didn’t write it clearly. I sat at the door of the snail noodle shop. It didn’t achieve the effect I expected . Maybe I didn’t do it to the best of my ability. I like to talk on stage. I like to talk about my friends , my wife , and my children. When I talk, I feel that although we are far apart, Changsha is far away from Shanghai , but at that moment she is by my side again. It feels good, haha. When Cao was acting I might be the one who shed tears throughout the whole process , and his words kept poking me. He said that now he knows that love is not a choice, but a proof . Haha, this article is different. It’s not the kind of article that makes you laugh out loud, it’s not the kind of article that makes you explode, it’s the kind of article that makes you smile while reading the whole process. I like it very much , I like it very much, and I have received it many times. I probably have n’t written love letters to boys. I have written love letters and I think I have received them. Yes , because I liked a boy very much in high school, so I wrote the love letter and asked a boy in our class to give it to him. Because the boy in our class seemed to be good friends with him, he asked his good friend to give it to me, and then I fell in love with him . This good friend should have secretly put a small note in my English homework book. It ‘s very old-fashioned. It’s that from the first time I met you, you probably praised me for being sunny and funny. I was very funny when I was a child. And this boy told me that he was pregnant. I loved that person, so I thought, okay, so I took the love letter back, and wrote a very simple sentence on it , like you are dressed so cute today or something, which is so embarrassing to think about now, some description of missing you, like you were not here, I did something today , and then at the end I would say that it would be nice if you were with me. I have written too many love letters. The most important thing is that if you are married, especially if you are married, writing love letters is very important. I think useless things and things that happen on a whim are the most important things to do. In fact, everyone just started a very interesting discussion. No one has ever stereotyped what an actor must be like. He can have all kinds of styles on this stage. The key is whether he can move people. Let’s take a look, haha. After his performance, he got a lot of votes. We need to open the camp of grabbing the microphone . Touch the ball. I want to see him touch the ball . The countdown to grabbing the microphone is drawing the little ball again. There are so many people standing there. Oh my God , four of them have initiated the challenge Haha, Cao, your choice is rock, paper, scissors. I really don’t dare to choose anyone. I have PTSD (post-stress trauma disorder). Teacher Zhang doesn’t dare to choose anyone. Just play rock, paper, scissors , shake, ding, ding, shell, rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, paper, paper. The finals is still a round-robin. Talk show and Ta’s rock, paper, scissors are cute, very cute, cute track applause, please come on, Xiaodie , hello, everyone. I am Xiaodie. Butterfly’s butterfly took a long time to get on stage because the skirt was too long, so today I will come to complain about plus-size women’s clothing. My size is XXXL (size), the same size as Haha, Cao. He is tall and strong, and I am not tall, and my size is also very large. In fact, I especially hate to tell others my height and weight, but I found that the owners of plus-size women’s clothing stores don’t trust their customers very much. I have placed an order and still asked about my height and weight. I said 156. 165 The smart customer service turned into a manual customer service and asked me which one was my height. I said, “Does this matter?” There was another time that was even more outrageous. The other party asked me , “Are you 165 kilograms or 165 pounds ?” I went to her store’s detail page and saw that the largest size could be worn by 350 pounds. 10XL (size). This store owner is too big-headed. I asked her, “Are there so many people over 300 pounds?” The store owner said, “When I was as heavy as you , I didn’t expect that I could grow to 300 pounds . You shouldn’t set limits for yourself.” As a fat person, I can understand her aggressiveness. At the same time, I am really curious about the 10XL (size) clothes. I bought it and tried it on. The style of the clothes was very strange and especially loose. I, a person over 160 pounds, was shaking in the clothes , but the collar was very tight. A person over 160 pounds was stuck in the neck by a 300-pound clothes . I was really curious . How could a person over 300 pounds have a thinner neck than me? Who is this clothes designed for? After thinking about it, it should be a 300-pound red-crowned crane or Then I found that the design logic of plus-size women’s clothing is also very strange, especially in terms of pants. They assume that the larger the waist, the longer the trouser legs. That is, when I grow fat, I will also grow taller , so I often need to find a tailor to cut my pants. After a while, the aunt started asking me why it was you again . I said the pants were too long, and she said, “Then you buy short ones.” I said the short waistline is not suitable, and she said, “Then you buy the one with the right waistline.” I said I bought it, so I came to you to cut it. Gradually, I found that I could get four trouser legs by buying a pair of pants, and the extra two trouser legs could be used to make two more skirts. Then, in order to buy pants with a suitable circumference and length, I used my brain and came up with a good idea . I directly bought 170 cm three-quarter pants and 180 cm seven-quarter pants . At the most exaggerated time, I started buying two-meter short pants. I think the main reason is that the models in plus-size women’s clothing stores are all thin people picked out of a hundred. Once I saw a plus-size women’s clothing seller directly The anchor weighed only 90 pounds at most. Seeing her selling plus-size women’s clothing, I suddenly felt that Edamame could also sell weight-loss products. That anchor also put a huge fake belly on her belly, then patted her belly and said that I should be about 160 pounds now. Then when I saw her current appearance, her belly was particularly big and her neck was particularly thin. There were only three words in my mind : enema. I felt that she was insulting me because I weighed more than 160 pounds. We fat people are just fat, not mutated, not so deformed. I think the body shape of this enema should not be compared with our plus-size girls , but middle-aged beer bellies. Then the female anchor put on a skirt with her back to the camera, and then took off her big belly and turned around to say that the design of our skirt is so good. No matter how big the belly is, it can disappear immediately. I saw where it disappeared. She put it on the chair next to her. I can’t take off my belly. Can a real belly and a fake belly be the same? I sent a barrage at the time and asked if I could let my assistant try on this skirt. Assistant She should be over 160 pounds. As soon as I finished speaking, the assistant kicked me out of the live broadcast room. I was really angry at the time, so I went to complain about this live broadcast room. I changed 3 reasons. At first, I said that they were committing financial fraud and personal attacks , but the report was not successful. Later, I changed a reason and said that they were lifting clothes and exposing their belly in the live broadcast, and the live broadcast was pornographic . Moreover, I later found some more outrageous live broadcast rooms. The models of plus-size women’s clothing were some men and some foreigners. I thought this was too absurd. What kind of clothes ? Why is it inconvenient for her target customers to appear in person? I searched the entire Internet for such clothes. In addition to plus-size women’s clothing , there are only funeral clothes. There should be plus-size funeral clothes. It’s a bit heavy to find a real fat person for plus-size women’s clothing . They are already so unhappy about finding a dead fat person for plus-size funeral clothes. Then I changed my tone. Dead fat person. I follow a lot of plus-size bloggers and some plus-size store owners. I really hope that there will be some real plus-size girls to clean up this industry . So I’ve been a little sad recently because a plus-size store I often buy from The shop owner suddenly lost weight. She lost weight. It was hard for me to lose weight. She sold plus-size women’s clothing while secretly losing weight. She backstabbed me. It turned out that she was not naive. I am naive. When I visit her store now, I feel that things have changed and people have changed. When I look at her clothes now , I feel that they are her old clothes that she will sell after she loses weight. The impact is particularly strong , as if Yu Hua suddenly wrote a book called “Dead”. I wrote this joke because I found that it seems that everyone assumes that the smallest size is the best size , and some people keep saying that clothes will not look good if you are fat. In fact, there is a possibility that as long as you are a little fat, designers will start to not design clothes well. So, let’s not point the spearhead at ourselves . Let’s do our best and hope that those plus-size merchants can make their own clothes well. Okay, let’s stop here. Thank you everyone. I am Xiaodie. Thank you for the applause to Xiaodie . The countdown to Xiaodie’s ticket locking channel. Teacher Luyu, there is a point I want to communicate with Xiaodie. You said in the middle that because that person herself is not actually plus-sized, and she has a fake belly, so you feel very angry. I can understand that what you are joking about is that sometimes the platform will block a live broadcast room. That mechanism actually has many very strange reasons. I think if you add one more joke and turn the spearhead to that , otherwise, as a listener, after hearing it, I said that those two people might also I ‘m just doing a business. Actually, I’m quite sad about Xiaodie because I’ve seen some of her offline videos before. She’s very, very good, not just ordinary good. I didn’t expect that there would be a situation where none of the four lights were filmed. And she was one of the favorites for this season in my heart . But since the last game, I felt that Xiaodie didn’t seem to adapt to this recording . Think about it, Zhou Qimo, who was the ceiling of Chinese talk shows, was also seriously uncomfortable in the first round . And Xiaolu, one of the best female contestants in China, was also not very comfortable at the beginning. So I believe Xiaodie may have an adaptation period. Why do I feel like you are comforting me ? I ‘m not sad at all. No, I’m just telling the truth. This is what I can think of because this article is very, very new. I just finished writing it three days ago. Because I don’t know how many rounds I can stay here, I especially want to speak up for us plus-size girls. Yes, because I have really worn clothes with a very good version , which can be worn by my body shape, so I especially hate those people who are deceitful. They have a stereotype about fat people , thinking that fat people just have fat bellies , and they don’t consider other things. It’s actually their negligence . Yang Tianzhen’s women’s clothing It’s very well made. That’s the dress I wore. I just want to say that there aren’t many people who really care about plus-size women’s clothing. So after she lost weight, I actually felt a little sad , or worried, afraid that she wouldn’t do a good job with the pattern in the future. So I wanted to encourage her by going on the show. I hope she’ll continue to do a good job, because I really like this dress and it looks really good on me . Thank you again, Xiaodie, for your performance. A talk show can spark discussion among everyone , and everyone can think about it seriously as a topic. This is a good topic for a talk show. Thank you again, Xiaodie . At the same time, haha, Cao is back on the stage. After the two performances are over, we have to see their votes . Haha, Cao, please look, congratulations to Xiaodie. Haha, Cao has successfully advanced. Xiaodie will have to go back to the waiting area temporarily. Welcome. I feel relieved . It’s okay. It’s great . I’m really not sad. She’s pretty. To be honest, I want to change the stereotype that plus-size girls must be cute. If it were me, I would prefer the millennial hot girl style . The bigger the size , the more she needs to show her skin appropriately and showcase her strengths. Only then can she Get some positive feedback . Yes, I think Xiaodie’s work is worth talking about because I am also a plus-size person. When I was the fattest, I weighed 210 pounds when I was the fat guy. She spoke for her group and did a great thing. This stage is too precious for us. She not only wants to speak for herself, but also for many people. She wants this topic to be seen by more people and discussed more. It has the possibility of change. So when I saw her on the stage, even if the votes were not good, she was still very calm and performed her work very completely. I think I admire her very much. Everyone, it was the shield again just now, so it is still from the shield that people emerge. This friend actually left a deep impression on us in the last round because he opened up a new kind of talk show text called Shuangwen talk show. It is said that there is innovation. Applause, welcome Wu Ding. Hello, my name is Wu Ding . Friends on the second floor are so hard-working. Then I am 27 years old this year. Recently, I found that some of my peers who are parents have begun to force their children to take interest classes. I have a brother who enrolled his child in a children’s expression class in our hometown, a fourth-tier city. It costs 50,000 yuan a year. I was shocked. It is charged by the hour. I said, how can this be expression? Isn’t it metered? I was very surprised at the time. I said, does it cost 50,000 to learn this thing? If you really want to express yourself, why don’t you give me 50,000 yuan to teach my child to do talk show ? Don’t tell me , I can even crawl if he wants to. We can also do the whole manzai. This thing is good. This thing can be on the Spring Festival Gala. When I was a child, when I was 6 years old, my father took me to the Children’s Palace to sign up for specialties . He looked at the wall of classes and asked me which one I wanted to learn. I said I wanted to learn street dance, which is very handsome. He said it was really good for math. I said, when did the old man become deaf? I said I wanted to learn street dance , street dance. He said you are wrong to think so. Street dance is not good. It doesn’t improve grades. It ‘s useless and it’s dangerous. Several people die every year. Street dance is good in math. Mathematics improves grades and is safe. Think about it carefully. Do you want to learn math ? Do you want to learn math? I didn’t know what I wanted to learn at the time, but I knew what he wanted me to learn. He still didn’t give up. He saw that I was still unhappy, so he said, listen carefully, this is not ordinary math, this is Olympiad math . Do you know Olympiad math? Ultraman teaches you math . I said I want to learn it, I want to learn math from Ultraman. I coaxed and deceived and signed up for an Olympiad math class . On the first day of class, I found out that it was the Olympic Mathematics Competition. The first question I learned was called Chickens and rabbits in the same cage. The teacher read the question on the stage and said to put chickens and rabbits in a cage . First count the total number of heads, then count the total number of legs, and then count the number of chickens and rabbits. After listening to it, I raised my hand and said, “Teacher, there is a problem with this question. You don’t need to calculate it.” The step of counting the heads is over. I know chickens and rabbits. I can tell them apart by their faces . Normally, you should tell them apart when you count heads, right? These are chickens, rabbits , chickens, rabbits, chickens, rabbits . Which fool counts like this? Heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads , all heads. This has to be counted. The teacher said, “Student, if you use your logic to do this problem, but you don’t know chickens and rabbits , how will you deal with it? ” I said, “First learn about chickens and rabbits. If you have such an IQ, don’t study Olympiad mathematics and tell the beasts apart.” The teacher said, “Don’t be anxious. Listen to how clever math is used to solve the problem. ” He said, “You can use the method of hypothesis. Suppose all the heads are chicken heads. There are 36 chickens, so there are 72 legs, for a total of 100 legs. What if there are extra legs? Put the extra legs back on the chickens. A chicken with two legs becomes a rabbit. See how many rabbits you can make. You can make a rabbit with one leg. This method is really clever , but the problem is that I was too young at the time and I couldn’t hear it. ” Understand. At that time, I could only understand the literal meaning of what people said. That is, when the teacher said that a chicken can be transformed into a rabbit by installing two legs, I was lost in mathematics. I thought about it for a long time and couldn’t figure it out. I have seen chickens . When I was a child, I grew up in the countryside. I raised chickens, but there were no chickens that could transform. We also killed chickens during the Chinese New Year, but there was no such situation. The chicken was caught and just about to be killed, he said, “Wait a minute, take out the two legs and install them.” I made a mistake . It was a four-legged rabbit . When it caught you, it was obviously a chicken, but it was a little rabbit. So it was eliminated in the first round last year. I had my own artistic understanding. I was arguing with the teacher at that time and said, ” Teacher, a chicken cannot be transformed into a rabbit .” The teacher said that in this question, a chicken can be transformed into a rabbit. I said that a chicken cannot be transformed into a rabbit no matter where it is. If you want to transform, you can do it. Anyway, odd numbers change but even numbers do not change, so it was eliminated again in the resurrection match . I had my own artistic understanding. I insisted anyway, but the teacher couldn’t persist at that time and changed to an efficient way of communication. Can I ask you if I can transform? Can it be changed ? My child becomes smarter when hit. I said yes, yes, yes. I won’t change. Don’t hit me. It’s really uncomfortable. I hate learning Olympiad mathematics . Many of my peers around me are taking this kind of interest class. In fact, it’s the class that parents are interested in. Your way of forcing people to study will only bring pressure and pain. It will only bring pressure and pain. I hate Olympiad mathematics . Later I checked who invented Olympiad mathematics. There is a saying that it was invented by the Soviets. In 1935, an educator in the Soviet Union proposed to combine the Olympic spirit with mathematical competitions and invented the Olympiad mathematics education model. He aimed to cultivate outstanding talents and promote national development through this education method. In 1991, the Soviet Union disappeared. The Soviet Union studied Olympiad mathematics for 56 years and only learned the first step . Thank you everyone, I am Wu Ding. Thank you Wu Ding for the countdown to the ticket lock channel. Wu Ding called out his last year self twice today because of art Insist on holding grudges against yourself. I think it seems that many people may have a very deep impression of his last cool talk show, which is the micro-drama talk show, yes, yes, yes, the short play, ” Life depends on imagination “. Is this also the reason why Chunchun and Teacher Luo did not clap? It’s because the joke in Wu Ding’s last short play was too crazy. The cash light went straight into the sky to meet the God. So I was looking forward to him because you have seen what he looks like when he is crazy. So for today’s one, I feel a little calmer. I still hope that he is too normal, right? Too normal , so I hope he can be crazier . Do you have this feeling yourself? Wu Ding is actually okay because people can’t be crazy all the time. Because this topic itself is a more realistic topic , I think I just hated it at the time. I learned a lot in the training class . When I was a kid, I learned things like electronic piano, calligraphy, watercolor painting, math Olympiad, and guitar, but I couldn’t stick with any of them because I didn’t like them and I was miserable every day . I think at times like this , I’ve been questioning a lot of that kind of education , but I really like Wu Ding, especially the last time I thought you found the best golden sentence in the world , which is that all the beauty in the world depends on imagination. After I went back, I thought, how could it be so right? That’s why I said that the performance in the last round left a deep impression on everyone , yes , and higher expectations , yes , and I hope, because I took this photo of the light , I hope that maybe this time he won’t be as good as last time, but I hope he can inspire Wu Ding to come up with something particularly good. I hope to see you in the next performances. I also want to show a different style, because last time Teacher Lu Yu didn’t take a photo of the light, but this time he took a photo, and I was quite happy, because we got four lights in two rounds, he can hold a grudge. I remember it very carefully. Yes, I remember it very carefully . Wait a minute. Let’s take a look at Wu Ding’s votes. This is not enough for 290 (votes). Come on, Team Mao, choose one from three. Wu Ding. Now the choice is in your hands. It’s not easy to make a choice. Which one do the audience want to watch? (Cai Cai) Cai Cai, everyone wants to watch Cai Cai . Okay. The only thing I can do is to let the audience realize their wishes. Okay , Cai Cai, come on. Cai Cai is here. Last season, this actress mentioned the shame of sanitary napkins, which left a deep impression on everyone. She can always find the inspiration for her talk show in the embarrassment of life. Applause, welcome Cai Cai. Hello, everyone . I am Cai Cai . Hello , I am from Guizhou. We Guizhou people really like to eat hot pot . No matter how hot it is in summer, we have to eat hot pot. As we were eating, we found that the shirts of the men around us began to disappear. This hot pot is not only spicy for the mouth , but also for the eyes. There is less and less meat on the table, and more and more on the stool. Sometimes I am scared. Where did the gray vest of the man next to me go? I ate it just now . Is it tripe? I was a little panicked because I didn’t know how many seconds I had to iron the vest , but I was so envious because I felt they were so open. If I just slightly exposed my bra, the shoulder straps would be very embarrassing. And the shoulder straps were very disappointing. The more nervous I was, the more they would slide down. For example, during interviews and meetings, the straps would always fall off at critical moments. And there was even one time when my shoulder strap didn’t slide down at all, but the hook was too loose, so it fell directly to the ground. It was a thin white shoulder strap. I was in a meeting with a client at the time. It was so embarrassing that I wanted to pretend that nothing had happened , but the male colleague next to me quietly came over to remind me that your charging cable had fallen off, and just as I breathed a sigh of relief , he bent down to pick it up for me. This was the first time I hoped that a man would not be a gentleman or short-sighted, but when he picked it up and looked closer, his hand shook and he threw it back to me. I felt that the charging cable was leaking electricity, and I never understood it. A piece of bra costs one or two hundred yuan at any time. Why can’t even the shoulder straps be fixed? Until recently , I started to tell this joke frequently, and then big data started to recommend a product to me called a bra shoulder strap fixing belt. When you listen to the name, it feels like a tongue twister. Bra shoulder strap fixing belt. The older sister helps the younger sister pick wheat. Some strange comedy skills. But I suspect that the shoulder straps may have slipped down, so the sales of the fixing belt will go up. Otherwise, what’s embarrassing about the bra shoulder straps being exposed ? Is it because it makes people think of breasts? But aren’t breasts very common? What are breasts? Breasts are scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Isn’t this what you like? I understand . I ‘m sorry, but I found that if you are not embarrassed, you don’t need to spend money to solve this embarrassment. For example, I have a male friend who works out. He only wears one kind of clothes in summer , which is a very sexy fitness vest with particularly large armpits. They all sagged to their hips. My friend ‘s height just reaches his chest. Then in the summer when the wind is very strong, I can often feel the piercing wind blowing from his vest when I walk beside him. When the wind blows, I can see his chest. I remember one time we were waiting for the traffic light at an intersection. I was on his left and there was a girl about the same height as me standing on his right. A piercing wind blew past and our eyes met . The girl and I were both stunned at the time and we burst out laughing. The boy was also stunned when he saw us laughing. He asked me if we knew each other. I said no, we just fell in love and fell in love at first sight. But he was not embarrassed at all. He never thought about whether he wanted to buy a chest sticker. Instead, after a while, he ran to me and shook his chest muscles. He said that he had been training for an hour today and they were about to explode. I really thought he was exaggerating. If his chest muscles were about to explode, they would be removed when he went through security check on an airplane . In this way, the security checkpoint would have to hold two boxes, one for lighters and one for chest muscles. But I am still very envious. Because I think if a boy has a good figure, he can wear a sexy vest, but if he has a figure like Maitreya Buddha, he will also wear a sexy vest. For girls, it is completely the opposite . For example, the two most popular bras on Taobao are one that makes small breasts look bigger and the other that makes big breasts look smaller, right? And these bras are actually very difficult to wear, so the first thing we girls do when we get home is to take off our bras . Then I found that my roommate has changed a lot . She can even wear C (size) in the morning and A (size) in the evening. Including myself , in order to adjust my breast shape to be good-looking, I would wear those kind of gathering bras and lifting bras. I adjusted them over and over again and it worked. I successfully adjusted my breast shape to a flattering type . Then my breasts are C (size). I’m talking about my talk show level. And then I used to wear them to fight gravity. I even wore a very tight underwire bra. Then when I went for a breast checkup, the doctor told me that this kind of bra would compress my body and increase the risk of breast nodules. I know that for boys, there is too much information , which will increase the risk of this. But in fact, he didn’t tell me directly at the beginning . He asked me a question and asked me what I was wearing. I was confused at the time, and I answered with something that makes me embarrassed and want to scream when I think about it now. I said, “Doesn’t it look good? ” At that time, the doctor looked at me and felt that the underwire was compressing my brain. But in fact, the only person whose brain was compressed by the underwire was Sun Wukong. Just imagine if Sun Wukong was a woman, the golden hoop would become two underwire bras and wear them on her chest. The secret of the Monkey King Then it will be more matched with her leopard print skirt . Then every time she shouts “Fairy, eat my stick” , she raises the golden hoop and the shoulder strap falls off, then the fairy will say you are the fairy. But I want to say that breasts are a part of our body, right? In fact, everyone has breasts. Men also have big and small breasts . They don’t wear underwear, so they don’t know their breast size. So I was thinking about what kind of method can make us more open about breasts ? I think if we use it to classify, it will be okay. For example, the program group uses breast size to group, this is the real breakout competition, but if I look at it this way, I will be in the same group with Maodou, but after thinking about it, I think it’s still not okay. We can’t define people by their bodies, right? Because in this way, I’m afraid we won’t see men’s talents. Hua can only see their breasts, that’s all I have to say. Thank you everyone , I wish you all a happy win. Cai Cai, the ticket lock channel is open. Thank you Cai Cai. Why did I choose this topic this time ? I have been troubled by this since I was a child. For example, when I was in junior high school, I was chatting with a male friend who I was very close to, and then while chatting, I stomped my feet and I found that his line of sight turned into a cat toy , so I really wanted to talk about it, because I want to talk about this thing. I think it is the thing that really bothers me, so I want to say that the part about scrambled eggs with tomatoes is really successful. This part , the big teacher, the joke is what we discussed with the screenwriter and it is a gift for you. Thank you , I was confused at the time and said, “Is this my gift? My birthday hasn’t come yet. I like it very much. Thank you. My feeling is that girls will have body anxiety and small breasts want to get bigger. ” Big breasts need to be smaller. Big breasts need to be smaller. Then you need to wear this underwire bra. When she went for a check-up, the doctor said this, which I think is a powerful counterattack. The underwire is not pressing on your breasts but your brain. I think this point is particularly powerful. Thank you, teacher . Of course, she has a lot of jokes. Those things that seem to sound messy are actually the points where you are a little goblin and you really want to take pictures. If you think about it carefully, it is very organized. I want to say one more thing because when I was talking to a female guest a few days ago, she talked about when she was a child, when she played basketball, she said that every time she shot the ball, there would be many boys waiting under the basket for her to shoot because her body shape may develop earlier than (other) girls . She said that she was afraid of being seen in front of the basket, so she shot from a distance. She actually developed a very solid three-point shooting technique. If you ask all girls, if they are very tall, they must have hunched their chests during their growth, and it is difficult for them to be very open. Then think about it, our cost of living is very high since we were young, because underwear is very expensive . You need to find a comfortable, well-fitting and decent underwear . In fact, we have to spend a lot of money since we were young. I think the girls on the talk show stage are very cute. The topics they talk about are very wide and they are very bold. I never thought that one day we can talk about women’s underwear together. I never thought about it, so I feel very liberated. Why did I choose Spear? I think humor has to be ironic. It has to have some sharp things. I think the stage is the shield and the talk show is the Spear. It can ensure that I will not be interrupted or hit when I speak on this stage . After Cai Cai’s performance, Wu Ding returned to the scene. Let’s take a look at the votes they received after Wu Ding and Cai Cai’s performances. They scored a very good score of 272 votes. Congratulations to Cai Cai for entering the next stage. Congratulations to the new member of the Spear group. Finally, there is one person. Please take a seat. Wu Ding needs to take a break. There is nothing wrong with my performance. I think I have done everything I can. The result may not be very good, but I have tried my best. Some people say that you were quite unique in the first round and people may have expectations of you. Because the performance or the program is actually a show . In fact, there may have been various problems before , but the time and place are right , that is, the audience is right . But if you didn’t do well in that show, every link of yours may be a problem, so I have no regrets. I feel that he was a little uncomfortable in both shows. Compared with the Wu Ding I saw offline, the charm of these shows is not even one-fifth of that in the theater. It’s a bit regrettable. Many actors are worth everyone to see offline Go and feel their style. To be honest, so now the spear team has to send people to fight. The friend who is about to fight is very interesting. A legal officer who wants to be a screenwriter. Screenwriting is not easy . In fact, legal work is also full of difficulties. Let’s welcome Sun Xi with applause. Hello everyone, my name is Sun Xi. I am a corporate legal officer , the kind of legal officer that talk shows urgently need. In fact, I have been working for more than ten years, but I have never had any sense of accomplishment . Because many years of work experience have taught me a very important truth , that is, the law is solemn and inviolable, but legal work can be. The most devastating job I have ever done was to collect debts in a bankrupt company. We suddenly had more than 200 risk lawsuits , and billions of payments had not been recovered. The leader threw a stack of judgments at me and asked me to collect the debts. I couldn’t accept this work arrangement at the time, so I blocked the leader for three days and wanted to ask him for an explanation. Then the leader said, Xiao Sun , look at your mental state, how suitable you are for debt collection. Then I was exiled to the newly established debt collection department, which is roughly equivalent to the Ningguta of our company. The leader has his own unique understanding of team building, so In our department, there are those who are not favored , those who have made mistakes, those who are big, those who are ugly , and those who are very loyal but have poor brains. Then there was a big brother who didn’t need to come to us, but he got drunk and said that he had learned Taekwondo when he was a child , so he was directly parachuted into our company as a team leader. Then when I was at work, I often felt dazed as if I was working on the crew of a gangster movie. At that time, I was still a little noble because I was the only one in the team who graduated from a 211 university with a master’s degree in law. But you know, when I stood with them, there was no sense of incongruity. Sometimes when I looked at my face in the mirror, I wanted to say, Sun Xi, have you integrated into society too quickly? You are too social. Then you also understand that although we look more rough , we are actually the vulnerable group in the company. I remember that when we asked for debts for the first time, we were very nervous and wanted to ask two security guards to accompany us. We were directly rejected because our company also owed money to others. The security guards had to stay to protect the leaders. And debt collection is really too difficult, especially legal debt collection. Think about it. How can legal affairs collect debts? We have learned so many legal restrictions in our heads that we are very conservative in our actions. You know, every time I collect debts, I mainly use persuasion and influence, and even some pleading when necessary. Before I did this, I always thought that the debt collectors were grandchildren. This sentence was just a joke until I met more than 200 grandparents. They are really amazing . Everyone has more than one grandchild. So every time we collect debts, we gather around the grandfather like the Calabash Brothers. Each kid has some magical powers , but no one can get the money back from the grandfather . Of course, we are not so cowardly every time . I have also had some highlights in my career. There was one time when our company had to go to another place to collect debts, so they rented a tall truck for us and drove us to the suburbs . We were standing on the truck. It was my first time riding in a convertible. I was carrying legal documents as my legal weapons, and the others were standing behind me with other weapons they could find. At that moment, I was so immersed in the role that I forgot that I was a legal officer. I felt very motivated and must do something big today. Then we were monitored by the police and they said that a suspected gangster group was gathering in the suburbs. I was quite young at that time and I was a perfectionist, so when the police identified me as a suspected gangster, I was very ashamed. I asked why it was just a suspected gangster? Where did we reveal the flaw? This statement was too negative about our ability. It sounded like we were cosplaying gangsters. Then the police were very worried that we would use violent debt collection. I said, you don’t have to worry about this. We are just gangsters , not legal illiterates. You may not believe it, but I am actually a legal police officer. You were even more surprised after hearing it. What? There is a legal officer in the gang . Later, the police asked us to register our personal identity information . Then when I was filling in my occupation, I hesitated. I didn’t know what to fill in between gangster and legal officer. I never thought that gangster would become one of my career options. At that moment, I was overwhelmed with sadness and remembered many teachings of my teacher. Didn’t they say that as long as I studied hard , I wouldn’t have to do this? Then that day we set out in the morning and returned home at 3 a.m., and had to go to work the next day. At that moment, I was particularly angry because I realized that I It is harder for us to pretend to be gangsters than to be real gangsters. Real gangsters only need to come out at night. Have you seen gangsters who come out early in the morning? Then I worked in that company for a year and a half and almost never got any money. Occasionally, I accidentally got money , but there would be unexpected troubles. There was one time when a debtor was very cooperative and took the initiative to say that he would repay us with all the company’s monthly cash flow . I was very moved, and then I received 500. Are you waiting for that million like me? No, only 500. He owed us more than 100 million and only paid us 500. I felt that this 500 was not used to repay the debt, but was the New Year’s money given to me by my grandfather . Later, according to the company’s regulations , every repayment must be accurately recorded in the debt registration form issued by the head office . But because it was my first time to fill out that form, I didn’t know that it was in units of ten thousand yuan and only integers were taken. So when I entered the 500, it became 0 as soon as I pressed enter . It was really rounded to 0. You know, in my life, this is the first time I feel that decimal points are so cruel . It feels like 500 was forced to jump into the river and commit suicide . There was not even a splash, and even a corpse could not be found. It was trapped in the algorithm. I was really panicked at the time. I said, how on earth should I explain to my leader? I said, leader , don’t look at it as a 0 , in fact, it is 500 . 0 can be spent, it’s called pocket money. What will the boss think of me? Xiao Sun is really good. They have started virtual currency. Then later I really had no choice but to fill in the 500 in the remarks column. Then every midnight when I wake up, I always see the 500 and ask me why the 500 can’t be used in the calculation. Why is my work so meaningless? I feel that all my efforts are like this 500, which disappears as soon as I return to the car. In the end, I was seriously depressed. Later I asked myself, Sun Xi, how good it would be if I had known that you spent the 500 ? Wouldn’t I have to report it ? Although the company will sue me for duty-related crimes because of this But 500 yuan is not even enough to be convicted. Although the company will keep asking me for the debt , with the workload of our department, it will take decades before they ask me for it. I can imagine that decades later, a young man like me will find me and say, ” Grandma, it’s time for you to pay me back. ” And we are all very curious why you only took 500 yuan. Then I told him very proudly that my biggest wish is that this 500 yuan will be seen by others. Then I returned the 500 yuan to him, and he took out the computer and registered the 500 yuan back into the debt registration form. A new pocket money was born, and then I looked at his stunned expression. I came over and said, why don’t you spend it too? Just think of it as the lucky money your grandma gave you. Thank you all for stopping by here. Sun Xi’s ticket lock countdown. Another round of applause for Sun Xi. Sun Xi, why did you choose yourself as the spear when you were grouped? Because I learned talk show relatively late , and I felt that there were many things I wanted to express and fight back against, things that I had endured for many years. This happened to me 10 years ago . I remember when I watched a movie before, it said that there was no need to endure it anymore, so I wanted to use talk show as my spear and talk about these tragic things. I really like it. I think she told a movie that was like a black comedy. The movie reminded me of Ning Hao’s work Crazy Stone, which is similar to that. So when she talked about some early eight gangsters, I had a special sense of the picture. I thought it was very playful and humorous . There was another point about her that I also thought was very funny, but I don’t know if it’s okay to ask this question. What I actually wanted to ask was Teacher Luo, because she was paying back the money, right? When she talked about a group of gourd brothers, I wondered if Teacher Luo had some experience with the gourd brothers . Teacher Luo was the grandfather who was surrounded, right? At most, there were more than 100 lawsuits going on, so we had more than 100 gourds, but as people with conscience, we shouldn’t do business, so we are definitely not the grandfather. I think more than 100 of them are gourd grandfathers , and we feel very guilty, but when it comes to the actual operation, sometimes we have to use tricks . For example, when he came to sue, we had someone to pay first and who to pay later, but after the lawsuit is over, you may not be able to control the rhythm , but our confidence is that we have paid back everything, right , but the purpose is not to deny it, but to pay back this family first, so we deliberately dragged it out , and at that time they also thought we were quite gangsters, but in fact there was no such thing, so we had a lot of gourds that were all gourd grandfathers. Then we kept apologizing to others. So I haven’t had the honor of experiencing the situation you described , but I guess you haven’t had the honor of seeing our situation either. Yes, I was particularly moved when I listened to your “True Return” later. In fact, when I was collecting debts, the Hammer phone happened to be on the market, and I bought one. At that time, I felt that I needed a Hammer phone, and then I bought T1 (phone model), T2 (phone model), and M1 (phone model) for my mother . So I was sad that you didn’t clap for me, but you should have said it earlier. But you have already succeeded in making me feel particularly guilty, so this is really Only those who have suffered losses can say this. Yes, it’s amazing . Sun Xi, now there are two lights off on the field because of the Laughing Friends Group , so you should accept the challenge. Let’s see which friend will steal the microphone from Sun Xi. There are two of them. Then Sun Xi , I am really familiar with my second brother. I study in Dalian , and he also works in Dalian, so it’s my second brother. Okay, thank you, second brother. Second brother is here. Okay, come on, second brother , come on , second brother , good evening, everyone. I am my second brother. My main job is a firefighter. Thank you everyone, audience on the second floor, please pay attention to safety. When I received the call from the director asking me to come up to record the show, I was very excited. You know, this is my first time recording a show. The most intuitive feeling I got was that the show was very formal, whether it was the setting of the escape route or the number of fire extinguishers, they were all very reasonable. You know, I have always been a part-time firefighter, not a part-time talk show host. Everyone got goose bumps when they heard it. Many people suggested that I do it full-time and said that my main job is very dangerous. In fact, I feel that talk shows are not much safer because the treatment for our main jobs is very good. We are all uniformly equipped with underwear, panties and socks. The environment in the camp is also very elegant. Whenever I… After dinner , we would go to our balcony on the 3rd floor. The sunset would make me fall into deep thought. I was wondering which pair of underwear was mine. I asked Maodou, a former navy officer, if you also had such troubles. He said that my underwear could be used as a sail. Maodou and I were both from Dalian. In fact, Maodou and I were the same. At the beginning, my father also wanted me to join the navy. I didn’t want to be a soldier at that time because I was afraid of hardship. I wanted to burn myself with cigarette butts to threaten my father. You know, my father was very upset after seeing it . Why bother? Dad doesn’t understand you . You are not afraid of being burned. Why don’t you go to the fire department? You know, when I came to the fire department, I have to mention my good comrades. Why do we call him “monk” ? It sounds better than “bald “. Monk is a very miserable person. You know, we firefighters have a low tolerance for mistakes. If you make a mistake , it is easy to get into danger. Monk got athlete’s foot because he wore someone else’s training shoes by mistake. I handed him a tube of athlete’s foot cream. He said that good brothers should share happiness. He didn’t even think about how I got athlete’s foot cream . You can applaud. You know, we have strict management. After turning off the lights, people are not allowed to play with mobile phones. One day, after turning off the lights, Monk’s mobile phone vibrated and rang. My captain came in to check the dormitory. He was about to answer the call. This kid has a quick mind, but he held his chin. My captain smiled and said, “You think I am a… What a fool! The monk also laughed. Maybe the captain was right. His cell phone was confiscated. The monk came to me in a bad mood and said, “Second brother, you are so careless. Why didn’t you notify me when the captain came? ” I said, ” I am so careless. Why didn’t I call to notify you?” You know, the monk is the happy fruit of my team. He brings us a lot of happiness. Sometimes he even brings us happiness during our work. I remember one night a large factory building caught fire. After the fire was put out, we attacked with two guns to put out some residual fire. The monk and I shared a gun. I brought him water and we attacked forward like this. At this time, the monk might have been nervous. The hat suddenly fell off, and then he went up to pick it up with his big bald head. You know, firefighters are very sensitive to light in a fire scene. The water gunner on the opposite side was very experienced and knocked the monk to the ground with one shot. The monk was a real man. He stood up where he fell and went to pick it up. This action completely angered the gunner on the opposite side, which obviously added some pressure. The monk stood up with both feet off the ground and cursed him, “Are you done yet? You are one of us. You know the speed of light propagation in the air is one of us .” He was lying on the ground and talking. At this time, the water gunner on the opposite side took the radio and shouted to me , “Second brother, can you do it ? There is a fire over there. Can you put it out? ” I said this It is the Buddha’s light. Wait for him to put on his hat and it will go out. We worked until dawn that day. When we walked out of the factory, the shooter behind me and the water gunner behind me were calling me . The shooter behind me said, “Sorry, monk Lao Er. ” You see, he used the water gun to shoot a rainbow for us. I said, ” How romantic! Are you done? ” You know I have been a firefighter for many years. My family often asks me, ” You have been a firefighter for so many years. Tell us what is the most dangerous and frightening thing you have ever encountered?” I usually tell them everything. I remember it clearly. It was the night of the 15th day of the seventh lunar month. On Ghost Festival, we received a call saying that an old man was lost while visiting a grave. After receiving the call, we quickly came to the foot of the mountain where the old man was lost. Our captain was extraordinary and formulated a very detailed and thorough plan. He spoke with great vigor and courage. Comrades, listen to my command . Divide into three routes. There are two routes and personnel division of labor. Monk No. 2, you two are in the middle route. There is no road in the middle route at all. The middle route is not easy to push . The monk is in front and I am behind. The two of us traveled through mountains and rivers and we were exhausted. Suddenly, a grave appeared and the monk began to dance. What is going on? I thought I had met a wizard, but as a firefighter, I must remain calm. Calm down. I didn’t dare to move. It was as if I was controlled . Second, come and help me. The big spider entered me. I said, you are not a monk, you are a pure demon monk. You know, when it comes to firefighting, I always think that prevention is more important than firefighting. Now there are many people who don’t have the awareness of defense or escape. There are many young people now. Sometimes they are addicted to the Internet. They like to play games. At the beginning , sometimes they feel that the fire is not very big. When they see it, they are fine. I will finish this ranking game and then leave. You walk slowly and you only have a tablet. I remember once I was in a community and said that when escaping, defense should be used. Cigarettes are very important to us adults. If you take three or four puffs, it will be very dangerous. An old man stood up. I have been smoking for thirty or forty years. I still lack your three or four puffs. I said, “Uncle, you have to believe in firefighters. ” The old man got excited when he heard that. I don’t believe in firefighters the most . Once I went to a grave and got lost. The firefighters didn’t find me. Later I came back by myself. When I came back, I was scared. I saw monks performing rituals on the grave. Thank you all . Please vote for the performance of the second brother. Let’s applaud the second brother again . Second brother, I really want to know what happened from the end of the first round of the competition to now, because it was the same theme of firefighters twice. I liked it very much last time, but I remember that I didn’t take a picture, right? I didn’t take a picture. I remembered him . I hope saying this can make you feel better. I didn’t sleep very well when I went back. Thank you. Then today your whole performance was very wonderful. I took the picture without any psychological burden and was very happy. Also, we usually say that the talk show actors say whether the jokes are crisp or not. He is crisp even without any jokes. He is crisp from beginning to end . I like his temperament so much. Thank you, teacher, you are so cute. I want to ask about the crispest point. The first time the audience burst into laughter, the crispest point . It was a slip of the tongue , not a design, right? You know I’ve been working as a part-time firefighter, not a part-time talk show host . I slipped my tongue. Shanghai audiences are very tolerant of firefighters. Thank you very much. It’s called “eating screws”. His fans are called “snail noodles”. That’s great. I think he has the feeling of a crosstalk . Because I haven’t seen this for many years , it’s very familiar. Because he has a very funny point. When you say something very serious in a righteous manner, he suddenly says to you, “You’re angry”, right? Then that thing can be reversed in an instant. It’s really funny. Actually, I just want to relax and tell everyone the stories of us firefighters. Because nowadays, many people may have this when they mention us firefighters. They will watch some tragic videos on the video and think that our lives are like that. In fact, in our lives, the feelings between our comrades and our daily lives are also full of laughter and jokes. In fact, I came on stage to show everyone a real firefighter. Maybe many young people will also want to join our team. That’s it. I think he used a very risky move. In the middle, he talked about going to find the old man, and then he disappeared while listening. I said, “Where is the old man?” In fact, I was in the middle I was distracted for a while when waiting for that old man , but he came back soon. The old man is back, yes, the old man is back . Where is the old man going? I think the second brother’s performance this time is much more amazing than the last time. This time is great . It is indeed a very, very big change. Last time, everyone learned about some of the surrounding aspects of this profession , and this time we began to understand the joy of being a firefighter and the life between their comrades. Yes , yes, you and Maodou are in a club, right, Maodou. How did the second brother perform today? The second brother’s manuscript is really very, very difficult. The second brother is still working in the fire department, and the fire department has a mission recently. He squeezed out a very short time to finish this manuscript. Today is considered to be very good. Thank you for the encouragement of our teammates in the club. As a professional , especially having to work, and being a firefighter is a very special profession. Therefore, under great pressure, such a wonderful text was produced, and then there was such a wonderful live stage performance. Let’s give applause to the second brother again . At the same time, we also invited Sun Xi to return to the stage. After the performances of the second brother and Sun Xi , let ‘s take a look at the number of votes of support they received. Please see that the second brother scored so high . It ‘s amazing
that the second brother got 274 votes are very, very high. Shield won the applause again. Congratulations to the second brother for entering the next round. Sun Xi will continue to wait for the results in the waiting area. The part-time firefighter is too awesome. We are incompatible. I am a navy and he is a firefighter . The second brother ‘s advancement makes me even happier . Why is it more sudden? The second brother’s draft did not work so well when he tried it offline. I was also worried. Today’s timing is very good. Timing (timing) Timing is very important. I am even happier for advancing myself because in my heart Maodou will definitely advance. It ‘s really great , but the score is still so low, it doesn’t matter. Every time she shouts with such power on the stage, I can accurately hit the nail on the head. I am a small person who is forced into a desperate situation, a resistance. Because relatively speaking, Sun Xi has not been in the industry for long, I think she will have a long way to go to face these challenges on her own. Dear friends, the first half of the second stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends”, the battle of spear and shield, is over. Meituan Flash Purchase advanced quickly and was one step ahead of others . Next, let’s take a look at the list of advancers for this game. There are a total of 30 places for advancement in this stage. Currently, a total of 12 groups of actors have advanced, and there are 18 places left. The spear camp has advanced 2 people and the shield camp has advanced 10 people. The shield camp is temporarily in the lead. Friends on the other side should keep working hard. Congratulations again to all the friends who have advanced . Those friends who have not performed yet, I believe you can bring us a more exciting stage. We say that talk show is both spear and shield. We hope that the spear and shield will bring new power to our lives. Do you want to come to the scene to experience the joy of offline talk show performances ? New A new round of “Tiaoyou” national tour is about to start. Follow your favorite actors and make a wish. Friends from the city you want to see may appear beside you. The competition is still going on . Keep following us at the same time next week . See you in the second half . Bye bye . Get ready to go on stage. Let’s rehearse again. I just eat well . How can I start smoothly from the middle? Don’t worry about it. Just pick up the words. Okay, you see I eat. I only eat Sunshine Tomato and instant noodles. I only eat Eggplant King. How come I have something else in it? Here you say I’ll give you Eggplant King. Do you want to eat it? I won’t eat it. What I eat is Eggplant King. After all, about one Sunshine Fan is added to each bucket of Eggplant King . Eggplant is sweet and sour, with a real flavor. Tomato is a treasure, the eggplant king . Good, good, hurry up and finish the show and have a few bites. No kidding. Meituan flash sale will be here soon. Thanks for the quick, more than a little bit of the next generation shopping method. Meituan flash sale is the title broadcast . Tomato is a treasure, the eggplant king. Thanks for making an appointment with a sunny tomato. The eggplant king co -sponsored the broadcast to make life happier. Thanks to the national liquor Laocunzhang for the special sponsorship of the broadcast. 96 times the milk golden life aircraft carrier comes from the protective power. Thanks to the a2 Ziyao HMO infant formula that protects the baby’s shining growth for the sponsorship of the broadcast to get back to the state and pulse back. Thanks for calling you anytime, anywhere back Good condition, pulsating industry sponsorship, chat and eat Lays, share delicious joy, double thanks, crispy slices, endless Lays sponsorship , really really funny , really really organic, this program is sponsored by Haitian Organic, which is certified by three parties , this stage of our competition is called the battle of spear and shield. Currently, 2 groups of actors in the spear camp have advanced, and 10 groups of actors in the shield camp have advanced . The 12 with the lowest votes will bid farewell to this stage after this round. Who dares to draw the ball? Let’s really draw the ball. No one will take the initiative to grab it. It doesn’t matter. We also have a very subtle setting called the fate box “Talk Show and His Friends”. It’s great. Welcome everyone to “Friends and His Talk Show” Season 2. Each friend group has its own secret mission. Is Xiaoqi’s mission to deliberately be a very bad host ? Is your mission to satirize me? This is our life mission. I found the mission. Haha, what’s wrong with Cao’s mission? Brother Cao, the next part (link) is the physical version . You draw and I guess “Titanic”. Yes , the next one is Beard Xiang Zuo blowing air at me with bad breath and waiting to die. You guys are working all day today. This thing can’t be broadcast. This can’t be broadcast. Dizziness and telling his symptoms