不要内耗自己，自己快乐是最重要的，可能很难让自己更优秀，但是我想让自己更快乐！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Okay, thank you everyone . Hello , I’m Shanhe. How are you? Hello, friends on the second floor. Thank you all. This is my second time participating in the show this year, right? Just before I went on stage, everyone said they were nervous . I said I was nervous too. They said why are you nervous? The audience likes you . You stand on the stage and smile and have a dimple and you get ten votes. Then I can’t just stand on the stage and say hello, everyone. I’m Shanhe . Without saying much, it’s all in the dimples. Vote, but today I want to talk to you about my true feelings, really, because I am really the happiest on this stage. In fact, it’s not easy for me to be happy in private, because since I was a child, my father taught me that the premise of being happy is excellence. In our family , if you do well in the exam , you’re happy , if you behave well, you’re happy , if you don’t do anything, you’re happy. You dare to buy toys and snacks and execute them immediately because my father is a policeman. Don’t say he provides emotional value. He is good at confiscating your emotional value. Because when I was a child, the happiest time was watching “Happy Camp” every Saturday night. That was when I was happiest , but in our family , you can laugh or not . It’s easy to attract my dad . Girls who love to laugh don’t have good luck. Sometimes they are watching happily and laughing. My heart is standing beside you. Suddenly, it’s standing beside you. It’s almost the final exam. Don’t be too happy too early. I don’t know what bad consequences will come from being happy too early. Those criminals were caught because they were too happy. The gang boss told me to kill that person. I said that the most important thing for a man is to be happy. He shot him on the spot. My father is always like this. He always thinks that many things are not worth being happy about. You are like me last year. In fact, there was a segment on my show last year that was on the hot search. It was not the kind we understand. You open the top few lines on Weibo. It ‘s not that you click on the lower right corner to open more hot searches and keep scrolling down. You can see me at the 48th place. I was very excited at the time. You know I was really excited at the time. The first time I was on the hot search, my WIFI (wireless network) was cut off. I said sister, I have data. Now I quickly took a screenshot and sent it to our family group. When I switched back, the hot search was gone. The director came to comfort me and said it’s okay , it ’s okay , it means our video is popular . Let’s find more people to promote it and do some data to heat up this video. I said the director is good at talking. Buy traffic and add heat. I said no need to heat it up. Stir-fry All in (want all) bought the first on the hot search list. When I opened Weibo, the first was Shanhe talk show. The second was Trump’s assassination. Everyone who opened Weibo was stunned. Who is this person? Is it the assassin she instigated? My dad heard it and started to scold me. Is it worth being happy about the things you made with fake data ? Are you worthy of being proud? When can you get on the real hot search with your own real ability? I said that people who get on the hot search with real ability have to pay to withdraw, but don’t think I’m fighting back and complaining now , but this is a joke. It was really when I was writing this joke that I realized that I just subconsciously didn’t allow myself to be happy. I wasn’t allowed to be happy if I didn’t write a good joke . I couldn’t relax if I didn’t perform well in the competition. I am particularly prone to anxiety. Once I am anxious, I won’t have my period. I did n’t have my period when I was in the competition. I walked to the finals last year for a few months and I thought I was pregnant. I had to write manuscripts at home every day. I didn’t know which came first, the joke or the period . Fortunately , they both came in the end, but the amount was not large. So now I think making yourself happy is a kind of ability , and you should make yourself happy, especially when the pressure is greater, the more you coax yourself to be happy. I really don’t say anything about spending money on the blade , spend it on the handle. My mother asks me all the time, what are these mobile phone cases and blind boxes you buy ? Are these things useful ? Is it a waste of money? I said, don’t worry about it. If you can have your period, it’s not a waste. This is my registration fee. Who said it’s meaningless ? There are still several fake Qin Shihuang figurines, right? How much pressure is there to unify the world ? There are still hidden models . So I really want to share with you that I think the easiest way to be happy recently, the lowest cost happiness, can be described in two words: ” shoot photos”. Do you understand? I really enjoy the emotional value provided by sisters when they take photos of you. Several mobile phones are pointed at you and say, “It looks good at this angle. Dilireba, okay, okay , now turn your face away, forget it, turn it back. I enjoy the tranquility after everyone has taken the photos more. I lowered my head and began to edit the photos without saying a word. I skillfully switched between various APPs (applications) and accurately adjusted each parameter. I said, “Is this my best friend? This is Nuwa. Sometimes you are embarrassed to look at the edited photos and say, “It would be nice if she really looks like this.” They said in unison (You look like this). My best friend is here, I am so happy, but I found these two days that even if it is like this, the lowest cost happiness and the easiest way to be happy have been criticized. Many people don’t like girls who love to shoot photos. They say that going out to play should be to enjoy the scenery . It’s not okay to only know how to shoot photos. Don’t let the culture of shooting photos ruin your vacation. It’s so funny . If I’m not going out for the sake of shooting photos, I won’t go out , right? (Yes) Was my vacation ruined by the release of a film? My vacation was ruined by the lack of a film. Some people are very confused. At least we have a film. You haven’t. Have you published a book? Have you become famous? You can’t even come up with a joke. You’ve become her dad and scolded yourself for making a fool of yourself. I understood then that it’s not a question of the way to be happy, nor is it about delayed gratification or immediate gratification. Some people are not satisfied when they see you happy. Some people said very seriously that you take photos, edit them and post them online, isn’t it just to be noticed , recognized and praised? Right (right) Who doesn’t live in this world to be noticed , recognized and praised (right) right (right) I don’t either Have you ever seen someone who became famous overnight, then had his video removed from the internet, his account cancelled, and went into seclusion in the countryside ? If so, it’s because they found out something. Tao Yuanming was also forced to go into seclusion. Did Tao Yuanming like to go into seclusion? Did he write so many poems for himself? If you say Tao Yuanming liked to go into seclusion, I would say Goujian loved to taste bitter gall . The one who really liked to go into seclusion was Zhang Boyang . Tao Yuanming’s poems were not passed down through the ages and known to everyone until 200 years after his death. I think he would be happier if he had been noticed , praised, and recognized earlier . He wouldn’t call it seclusion , but transformation. In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Li Ziqi’s line “Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence , leisurely seeing the southern mountains” directly became popular and she was on a variety show to farm. So I think It may be difficult for me to make myself better, but I want to make myself happier. Thank you everyone , I am Shanhe. Thank you 4 lights are amazing. 290 (votes). I’m going in directly. I feel . Thank you everyone , thank you everyone , thank you everyone , seize the last voting time. Thank you everyone , just confirm it , no need to raise it to show her. Come on, Shanhe, the countdown to lock the votes has begun. Thank you everyone, thank you , thank you. Our audience today is really great. The sisters in the first row must show their votes to the actors after voting. They really voted. Why did Shanhe choose this segment? This has been my biggest emotion since I finished recording the show last year . I looked inward to get to know myself, and I found that I seem to be a person who is really difficult to be happy, because maybe friends who know me and have been in contact with me for a long time in private all say that you look like you have two dimples and you laugh so happily, and say that you are still a comedian, but friends who have been with me for a long time know that I am a person who is difficult to be happy. It is not easy for me to be happy, especially it is difficult for me to be with myself . As long as I am with myself, I tend to be emo (sad). In fact, I want to share one thing with you. I have always wanted to go to Disneyland, but I was recording a show in Shanghai last year and I didn’t go for several months because I I always feel that I can only compete well and get good grades , but I did quite well last year. However, after I finished last year, someone told me that I had to prepare offline jokes, that I had to prepare and compare with everyone, and I felt that I still couldn’t relax. So now I feel that it is very important to make myself happy. Yes, doesn’t it ? Teacher Luo has the same feeling? Da Zhangwei has the same feeling. He is really happier . For me, I extremely agree that you should make yourself happy and make yourself happy. I did something to make myself happy a while ago. It was extremely boring , so I bought a doll of Bao Gong for no reason, just for that sentence: ” I opened the express and opened the package. There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng . ” Just for such a small thing, I bought a doll of Bao Gong for no reason , just to make myself happy. I always feel uncomfortable when I spend money, because spending money is a waste of money. Then a few days ago, I saw some singing hand sanitizers on the Internet. Do I want to have it ? I think people should pay special attention to four words in life , which is called impulse . Yes, let ‘s listen to Li Yuchun’s evaluation of your happiness of “There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng”. Li Yuchun was very happy after listening to it . Chunchun is okay So it’s weird because I really want to buy it, because if I don’t go crazy I’ll be old, but I agree, I agree very much with what the teacher said about making yourself happy , finding ways to make yourself happy, and doing things that make yourself happy. There are not many things in total, and one of them is very important, music , and very important is eating . The other is what Shanhe talked about today , which is the action figures , yes, opening blind boxes. These two are the greatest happiness, and eating accounts for 80%, right ? That kind of very simple and pure happiness on this stage seems to have become a little scarce as everyone becomes more profound, more thoughtful, and more expressive. But yours reminds me of Zhisheng, that kind of pure and simple happiness , yes , but in fact, if you think about it carefully, there is no lack of depth because she has some thoughts about life. This is the best depth. In the end, you just have to be happy , right , so it’s very good. I think this is the best Shanhe, because last season she had a scene where she seemed to be talking about what if she was fat, and then you talked about a lot of happiness about being fat, and there was an article about emotional eating, yes, that and this are the same feeling , a high level of being very, very happy , I’m very happy to see that the best state is back. Thank you, teacher. I can empathize with mountains and rivers . I am also someone who seems to have some anxiety and tension all the time . I always feel that I can completely relax after finishing all my work. The problem is that you keep working and your heart is inexplicably restless in a calm state . This is very annoying, but I am just like this, so I accepted it later . Our performances have been around 8 or 9 o’clock in the evening for a long time . Once there was no performance at 8 or 9 o’clock, and I had nothing to do, so I started to think about what I should do at this moment. I didn’t know what I should do. I was like you going to see a performance , maybe you wanted to go to the theater. It was that kind of feeling. I think doing nothing is a virtue. I can do nothing, but if you really enjoy it and feel at ease, this is a particularly good state . I really want to tell everyone that this is called unconditional happiness , right ? That is to say, you can’t wait until you have money, then you win, and then you surpass others and yourself before you are happy. Then when can everyone be happy ? Yes , there are no conditions. I make myself happy, and I am happy at this moment. I hope we will be happy forever. Okay, thank you . Teachers, thank you, thank you everyone . Shanhe really became happier and more confident after the talk show. Shanhe is actually a very anxious and twisted person. The talk show nurtured Shanhe again. Shanhe’s affinity is too scary. She is an opening actor. The audience will hold the voting machine in front of her dimples and say “vote for her”. I have never seen in this venue that the audience will unanimously complete the sentence she is about to say (you look like this). My bestie came, and I was also very curious. The four lights of the Laughter Friends Group were all on. The sisters in the first row put the voting machines in front of their eyes . After Shanhe’s performance, can she advance directly? These 290 (votes) ? But how many votes did Shanhe get ? Please see. I think she can reach 290 (votes). Shanhe still has to accept the grabbing of the microphone by the spear camp. I think no one should stand. Maybe they will draw the ball again . No one will take the initiative to grab it. It doesn’t matter. How can our program tolerate no one grabbing it? We also have a very subtle setting called the destiny box. Let’s see if the destined person that Shanhe can draw is Shanhe. It’s still the old rules. Don’t look at anything. Just draw Shanhe. Don’t let it be Hotpot. Okay , here it is. That’s it. Who is it? Hotpot, hotpot is here . It’s okay, hotpot, come on. It’s ok . The next actor who will have a one-on-one with Shanhe used to be a police officer in Yunnan. Last time she talked to us about her new police story. Today she will continue to talk to us about her Yunnan story. Applause welcome. Hotpot . The second venue of Hotpot is great. Hello everyone, I am a friend on the second floor of Hotpot. How are you? Thank you (so handsome). You can see that everyone likes the police. Today I just want to talk to you about my experience of growing up in thorns and thorns. When I was a child, I was a left-behind child and lived with animals. My hometown is in a small mountain village next to Xishuangbanna. How small was it? At that time, our village was It has no name. Everyone calls it our village. It means ” there, there “. If we put up a sign at the entrance of our village, it can only mean that the wind that misses you has blown there. At that time, my father and mother had to work, so they sent me back there from the city . Before that, my mother told me that some people in the countryside would bully girls, so she shaved my head and said that if someone asked, just say you are a boy. At that time, I lived in my grandfather’s house. My grandfather’s house had monkeys, peacocks, doves and owls, all of which were rescued by my grandfather. My grandfather is a Disney princess on the run. As a result, I went to the toilet in the pit in the yard in the middle of the night. The cat in our house The owl was originally facing away from me, but suddenly it turned its head 180 degrees and looked at me. Its eyes were still shining, and then it spoke. That day I learned that women can also go to the toilet while standing, and can even go to the toilet while running. Left-behind children from the city don’t have many friends, so I went to tease the monkey at home. I looked at the monkey , and the monkey looked at me. The next second, it punched me with its backhand. A stream of blood flowed directly from my forehead. Now this scar is still visible. Friends in the front row should be able to roughly see that it was done by the monkey. You can see that I have a scar on my forehead again. There is an owl in our family. Yunnan has its own Harry Potter. I have known Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them since I was a child. My mother was the only college student in the village. At that time, girls in our village could not go to school . My mother changed mine by changing her own destiny, so she insisted on letting me go to school. But the people in the town’s primary school couldn’t stand me . They surrounded me and asked me if I was a man or a woman. I said a man, and they laughed at me for looking like a woman and saying that I was a pervert. They used this reason to beat me up, so I thought of a way to find a monkey to learn monkey boxing, so I started to fight the monkey alone. The monkey is so good at fighting that it can hold my head with both hands and then start kicking with its legs. I feel like I am a shared bicycle and it sweeps me It rode away. I found that close combat was useless, so I found a pole and poked it. The monkey used its ultimate killer move and threw its poop at me. Oh shit, you may not have been thrown poop by a monkey. It was very accurate . When I returned to the city to attend junior high school, I still had a buzz cut. I thought it was very convenient. As a result, after a while, the whole school was talking about it. It is said that there is a pervert who is neither male nor female in the second and third grade class named Dongfang Bubai. Several people saw that I was stubborn and surrounded me to beat me . The leader said, ” You are the Dongfang Bubai. I didn’t have phlegm, so I just spit it out . Today we are beating you, the pervert who looks like a man.” They hurt me with not only their fists but also their reasons. Listen to why I look like a woman at one moment and a man at another. The only thing that remains unchanged is my perversion. Humans are hypocritical and always find excuses for their violence. They are worse than monkeys. Everyone who climbs Mount Emei has been beaten by monkeys, no matter whether you are a man or a woman. Monkey Sai Lei (so powerful) But they did hit the wrong person . I was trained by monkeys. The man looked at me and I looked at him. The next second, I punched him back. The teacher took me away. The teacher said, “Although they are wrong , how can you, a girl, fight ?” I said, “Why can’t girls fight? ” I I haven’t used my ultimate killer move yet. After graduating from high school, I went to the police academy for the physical test. When the examiner blew the whistle, I went out in a flash. The examiner was shocked. This woman has the speed of a dog, the agility of a monkey, and the courage of an owl. I was admitted with a high score. After graduation, I was assigned to the border. I returned to the mountains again. The director saw that I was very good at fighting and asked me who I learned from. I said that my master was in the mountains. Our director said that he was a hermit. Then he asked me to adapt to the mountains. I took the drug detection dog into the mountains for patrol. I couldn’t help but see the branches . When we came back, the dog and I were carrying firewood . Our director was shocked. This is too good to adapt. The drug detection dog has become a Shiba Inu. It has indeed adapted well. Although life has always been difficult and arduous , the mountains have given me strong vitality , allowing me to protect myself and others. Thank you everyone. I am here for hotpot. The hotpot lock ticket channel opens the hotpot and I would like to ask for advice Let me explain why I chose this content this time. In fact, this is my favorite set of jokes. Although it was written not long ago , my rural life , growing up with animals, provided me with a lot of happiness and energy, so I chose to use it. I think this story itself is very vivid and interesting , and also very special , so the story itself is very attractive to me. But when I was filming, I was a little hesitant. I don’t know if it’s because of the hot pot. She might have been a little full at the beginning, so I felt a little down at the end. It was the atmosphere on the scene. I filmed it because I think she has a very valuable point that I like very much. Of course, the areas where she needs to improve are also very obvious. Let me first talk about the areas that need improvement. What she talked about was actually a personal special, because it was about a girl who was basically It is a lifetime , but if you want to tell it completely within a few minutes , you can only cover everything, so you go from one point to another, otherwise it will be too late. But her value lies in her vitality and great affinity and charm on the scene. But there is one thing. If you are a newcomer, then if you are a very experienced actor , there should be two feelings on the stage . My emotions are very high, but I am also very relaxed. But if we stand there, as long as my emotions are high, the whole person’s rhythm will be high, and it seems a little tight. This is where she needs to improve. But the content is too unique . I am curious, is your current identity still able to do more talk shows or can you already do it? I have resigned now . Did I resign for the talk show? No , it’s because I have been working on the border for more than ten years. Then (can’t tell) (So young) Actually, I have been working for more than ten years and I have never been able to go home. Now my parents are old, I want to go home and take care of them more. That’s my duty, so I resigned. It’s okay, you can call the police and I will tell my colleagues. Are you going to do talk show full-time? Yes, that’s great. Both are very unique, whether it’s the experience of being a police officer or the experience of growing up in childhood. Maybe Hotpot will be your endless material on the road of talk show in the future . Give applause to Hotpot again , and at the same time, we also want to invite Shanhe to return to the stage. No, it’s okay, let’s take a look at the votes for Shanhe and Hotpot . You see, Shanhe is one point behind 290 (votes). Shanhe is one vote behind